There’s A Fine Line Between Throwing Fish At Me To Get Me To Slap My Fins

Posted: May 8, 2017 by veeshir in Democratic morality, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Liberal Fascism, Nanny State, Notes on the Revolution, Soccer - sport of men, The "Justice" Dept., This Is My BOOMSTICK!, We're boned

And throwing fish at me to get me.

Former acting Attorney General Sally Yates will testify in front of a Senate subcommittee Monday about what and when she told the Trump White House in regard to Michael Flynn’s ties to Russia.

Why?

Why isn’t Lerner testifying about what the Obama White House told her in regards to her ties to fascism?

Why aren’t they going after actual lawlessness instead of trying to keep this non-story in the new…..

Oh right. The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party hates Trump almost as much as they hate me.

 

So I saw this headline

Lawsuit Threatens Congressional Tool…

And I thought, “Finally! McCain or Graham are going to get what they deserve!”

But the tool they were talking about was neither McCain nor Graham!?!?!?! It wasn’t even McConnell!

seeking to strike down the Congressional Review Act

Wrong tool!  There are some right over there (points at Congress) that would make America Great Again if we got rid of them.

 

If you need some more links about Obama’s wiretapping of Trump, click here.

Not sure why you’d bother trying to convince anybody of reality if they don’t remember watching it happen (Here are leaked transcripts of wiretaps of Trump’s peeps!!!… No! Obama did not wiretap Trump’s peeps!), then showing them more proof surely won’t do any good. YMMV.

 

Birds of a feather tell Teh Peepul to fuck off together!

Mayor de Blasio is so intent on going to the mat defending Correction Commissioner Joseph Ponte’s blatant abuse of a city vehicle and frequent absences from work that he’s now trashing his own investigators for blowing the whistle…

As if professional investigators don’t know how to, you know, investigate.

As for the DOI probe that uncovered the abuse by Ponte and his subordinates: That’s just “their views,” said de Blasio.

How dare you go after one of his peeps? Have you no sense of exactly how corrupt NY is supposed to be? I mean, it’s not as if it’s a Republican trying to stop Democratic priorities!

 

Who teaches students that words are violence? While the plural of anecdote is not data, I’ve seen variations on this in most schools in the greater Phoenix area

It’s a hate-crime to say the bit about words never hurting you unless you let them.

 

I’m gonna have to disagree.

Another Drink Won’t Help

And then he talks about our fine media betters refusing to say the word, “socialism” or “murderous dictator” when discussing Venezuela.

The growing economic crisis (was) fueled by low prices for oil, the country’s main export; a drought that has crippled Venezuela’s ability to generate hydroelectric power; and a long decline in manufacturing and agricultural production.” – IBD

Another drink is about all you can do for those poor bastards.

 

FIFA is working on kicking Israel out! I could click to find out why, but seriously, why bother? I’m sure it has something to do with Palestinians and apartheid and premeditated jewishness. I was going to list members, but once I got past “Palestine” and Syria on my way to Afghanistan, Iran and….I got tired.

Why bother? Just because FIFA is perfectly okay with murderous dictatorships, places with actual, “bill-of-sale” slavery and that treat women like property, I got depressed.

And much of our country and most of the world have no idea why I have a problem with this. Except that I’m a racist hater.

 

I did my taxes late this year and I was broke in April so I didn’t do BAG day and didn’t even mention it. I’m a little embarrassed about that.

But you know what doesn’t suck?

Chiappa 1887 Mare’s Leg.

Gauge, 12 Gauge!

It’s all about useless but also all about teh fun.

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Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    that is beautiful shotgun…
    sorry to hear about your finances… crockpot stew time…

    • Veeshir says:

      Eh, I’ve avoided work for a while so I’m only as broke as I want to be. I could substitute every day if I wanted.
      I should thank all of you though.
      I found out that even though I didn’t have enough income to pay much in taxes to deserve much credit, I can get an earned income tax credit.
      I’ve never taken someone else’ money from the gov’t before. I feel sorta dirty.
      So thanks all. At least the part of your money that made it to me was well spent.

  2. imadenier says:

    and medicaid…

  3. Paco says:

    Why isn’t Lerner testifying about what the Obama White House told her in regards to her ties to fascism?

    Amen, brother!

    Love the shotgun (I had originally inadvertently spelled it “shotfun”; that also works). Those are pretty pricey, though, aren’t they?

    • veeshir says:

      $850 used.
      Too expensive, but man is it pretty.
      I drooled over it for a few days when my state and federal tax refunds checks showed up.

      I wanted a Henry Mare’s leg but that’s bad ass.

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