Important, Above The Blog, Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: May 11, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, EUnuchstan, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Trump 2020 Reelection Team

IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE THE IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this and thought it was a joke.

But it isn’t.  The Trump 2020 Re-election team is going all out!

That means this joke is no longer nearly as ridiculous as it used to be.

 

 

Now back to our post, already in UPDATE! status.

 

These are updates to other posts, but since nobody reads the posts, why not do it here?

In an IMPORTANT UPDATE TO TRUMP TROLLING THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, THEIR MEDIA/ENTERTAINMENT ARM AND EVEN THE SOCIALISTS!, we see this from SondraKistan. It’s like Alextopia except with fewer stompy boots.

 

That right there is high-fucking-larious.

Hoist by their own retards.

 

Nother, We Don’t Know What To Think Yet!!!!!!, Update!

The ladies on “The View” clearly didn’t expect their audience to cheer as they announced Wednesday on their show that President Donald Trump had fired FBI Director James Comey.

“I’m sure you all have heard, but FBI Director James Comey’s been fired,” Whoopi Goldberg announced to the audience who could be heard cheering.

I blame the ladies women on the View. They really need to let their audience know the new Reality! before they change the narrative. I mean, it’s just rude to expect them to know it was a Bad Thing Trump Did! after 6 months of Comey being front and center at each and every 2-Minutes-Hate.

Although..in the View’s and Colbert’s defense, their audiences are supposed to know that everything Trump does is bad.

If Trump were to pardon Hillary, give Obama the Presidential Medal of Even More Freedom and ‘xecutively order that Planned Parenthood be a cabinet-level gov’t agency, they should still know to boo him.

It’s just axiomatic.

 

 

Not an update, just common sense.

Researchers at Cornell University have found that erythritol (sugar substitute V) is a biomarker for increasing fat mass and can be metabolized by and produced in the body.

Reminds me of my Dunkin’ Donuts days hearing, “I’ll take a Boston Creme doughnut, a French Crueller, coffee with extra cream and a Sweet and Low.”

Sure they’re eating and drinking like 1500 calories and a 5 day supply of saturated-, unsaturated- and super-saturated-fat but they saved like 15 calories! It’s healthy!

Cornell should probably look at eating habits before they blame the non-fattening sweetener.

 

Nother Not An Update! But Pretty Darn Funny!

Macron: Stop saying my much-older wife is my beard

Can we get a fake-news going about him dating Justin Trudeau?

I know, we’d need the expert fakenewswers at the NY Times and CNN to really do it, but maybe if we got Ace, the Puppy Blender, Blazing Cat Fur and Breitbart we could get it rolling along!

 

When I was young, the NY Post and the Daily News came out twice a day, it’s interesting seeing the Post go back to that sort of deal where the morning paper wasn’t the last word.

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