I Got Those 2G Blues

Posted: July 11, 2017 by veeshir in Crapblog News, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, The "Justice" Dept., Trump 2020 Reelection Team

Since I used up one of my Gs, I’m at 2G on my phone’s hotspot. It’s usually at 3 Gs, I didn’t realize that having one less G would make everything so sssssllllllloooooooooowwwwwwwww. I haven’t been to Ace’s for a few days, his site is so full of ‘stuff’ it takes about 10 minutes to load. Seriously.

Centurylink doesn’t do my area of Tempe so it’s either Cox or DirecTv. Faced with those options, I opted to get more Gs using my phone, so I have 3 or 4 times as many Gs. We’ll see how it works out.

So until my new Gs come through I’m tubing with only 2 of them. I didn’t realize that Gs were so important, I thought the ‘G’ was silent in tubin’.

Eh, let’s do a short, slow tube.


Germany is doing cultural suicide but Sweden is doing it far more aggressively.

This is a country where rapes by Muslim men are systematically ignored by the authorities or responded to with minimal punishment. Routinely, Swedish courts refuse to return these monsters – some of whom have repeatedly subjected small boys and girls to violent sexual abuse – to their home countries for fear that they’ll be put in danger. In other words, Swedish judges care more about the safety of foreign rapists than that of Swedish children…

It’s a country where the government rolls out the red carpet for returning ISIS members, giving them special benefits, in hopes that they’ll see the light and put down their weapons.

“Fuck you! I’m going to save myself by drinking this toilet cleaner!”

They appear to be actually angry at reality, it keeps not doing what it’s supposed to do. Jihadi are just friends we haven’t met! Everybody wants to live in peace, tolerance and happiness!


It’s a good thing our spy agencies are in all out war with the POTUS or they might be forced to notice shit like this!

Former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton …questioned the state of United States’ intelligence because it did not know about North Korea’s successful launch of an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) July 4th, saying the “bad” North Korean intelligence could eventually mean “bad news for the United States.”

“[W]e didn’t know about this missile until it was launched on the Fourth of July,” Bolton told host John Catsimatidis. “It’s a good example of how bad our intelligence is about North Korea.”

Motherfuckers are leaking everything while ignoring the important stuff. Fire everybody in every spy agency GS-12 and above. Restock them with Free Republic commenters. It can’t be any worse but it would be hilarious as our spy agencies put America first and the NY Times et al. freak out over that.


Speaking of spies who hate Americans, let’s Comey.

More than half of the memos former FBI Director James Comey wrote as personal recollections of his conversations with President Trump about the Russia investigation have been determined to contain classified information…

Daniel Richman, with whom Comey shared at least one memo — the contents of which Richman shared with New York Times reporter Michael Schmidt — said President Trump was simply wrong.

“No memo was given to me that was marked ‘classified,’” Daniel Richman told CNN.

So those memos Comey wrote, that Comey kept secret until you and he leaked them were not marked classified? That’s taking obtusity to new, clintonian heights.



In Sharyl Attkinson news,

An award-winning journalist who broke the story of the group of Jewish women ejected from an LGBTQ march in Chicago last month has been reassigned to non-journalistic duties at the paper which ran the original report, the Windy City Times.

Gretchen Rachel Hammond — whose June 24 story caused a national storm after she detailed how three women flying Jewish Pride flags embossed with the Star of David were instructed to leave the gathering by organizers from the Dyke March Collective — confirmed to The Algemeiner on Monday that while she was still employed by the paper, she was not presently engaged in its reporting and writing operations.

Journalism is about providing disinformation, misinformation and affirmation, not information. She deserves whatever she gets!



I think Apache Junction is following me.

A man was arrested after police received a call that a naked person had been inside a Walmart store located near Elliot Road and Priest Drive.

When Tempe police officers arrived at the scene, they found 49-year-old Robert Kanoff across the street and still completely naked, but did have shoes on.

Tempe is a college town, that shit is supposed to happen in AJ, which is full of tweakers and coyotes at night, during the day it’s blue hair and slow drivers as far as the eye can see.


Arguing with headlines!

Viagra won’t advertise on NFL games, signaling softening ad market

Should read,

Viagra won’t advertise on NFL games, signaling hardening ad market

See, if the market was soft they’d need Viagra.


Now, I’m not defending domestic violence, I’m attacking little Big Brother.

According to ABC News, officers were called to a home outside Albuquerque, New Mexico this week when a smart device called 911 and the operator heard a confrontation in the background. Police say that Eduardo Barros was house-sitting at the residence with his girlfriend and their daughter. Barros allegedly pulled a gun on his girlfriend when they got into an argument and asked her: “Did you call the sheriffs?” A smart device in the home apparently heard “call the sheriffs,” and proceeded to call the sheriffs.

Those things are the modern equivalent of a Gentleman’s Gentleman or a Ladies Lady. If you’re too lazy to whip out your phone to check on the weather, well, that’s sad.


Speaking of lazy bastards who laze, let’s end on the final nail in the death of Western Civilization.


For those who cannot put on or take off their own socks. I saw the commercial for it and they said stuff like, “bad back, bad knees” and other ailments but we all know it’s for people too fat and lazy to put on their own dam socks.

So the pinnacle of our civilization is a way to put on, and take off, our socks without bending over and having an electronic assistant listen to our every word and take care of simple shit that would take us a minute to do.

We in America are not EUnuchstan boned, but we’re still pretty dam boned.

  1. HayZeus says:

    We in America are not EUnuchstan boned, but we’re still pretty dam boned.

    Fastest horse in the glue factory counts for something amirite?

    Good luck with getting your internet through the Gs. Your options are actually all bad in their own unique ways. Me, I have a need for speed and use far too many Gs at home for anything other than the best in my area. Which, alas, is Comcast. :/

    • Veeshir says:

      I wouldn’t wish Comcast on my worst enemy. They’re in AT&T, It’s your problem why are you calling us?, territory.
      Let me see if I remember the Comcast phone maze….
      1 1 3 1 7 1 5 3 8 1 6 3 1 4 8 3 7
      That should get you to a person.
      Unless they’ve changed it in the last 12 years.

      I don’t stream vids so it should be good enough. We’ll see.

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