doubleplusundead

I got more Gs so my tubing isn’t nearly as annoying. Timewise, reading about the latest lies about Russia are pretty darn annoying.

Let’s Tube, 3G style!

Let’s Winning! first.

House puts Trumps wall money in spending bill!

That’s a win for Trump but in actual news, the House still hasn’t passed a fucking budget and hasn’t for nearly a decade!  WTF?

VA gets some of what’s coming!

The (VA) department announced last week that between President Trump’s inauguration and July 3, it had fired 526 employees, demoted another 27, and temporarily suspended another 194 for longer than two weeks…

I’m having a problem thinking of a gov’t department that wouldn’t be best served by firing everybody GS-12 and up and starting over with Americans or at least people who actually like America and the Constitution.

There’s more, but let’s look at some GOP Winning!

Rand Paul explicates the obvious.

I miss the old days, when Republicans stood for repealing Obamacare. Republicans across the country and every member of my caucus campaigned on repeal – often declaring they would tear out Obamacare “root and branch!”
What happened?

Now too many Republicans are falling all over themselves to stuff hundreds of billions of taxpayers’ dollars into a bill that doesn’t repeal Obamacare and feeds Big Insurance a huge bailout.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that shit for years. They didn’t actually ‘stand for repealing…”, they stood for making us think they stood for that.

Summer Theater!

McConnell Delays Senate’s Summer Vacation by Two Weeks.

It’s funny how as we learn more about each and every Get Trump lie we see that they’ve been set-up by Democrats.

 At the heart of the current media Russian narrative du jour is a story about Donald Trump Jr. meeting with a Russian attorney named Natalia Veselnitskaya.  That meeting took place on June 9th 2016 in Trump Tower.

Now it is discovered via video and images, that only 5 days later, June 14th 2016, Ms. Veselnitskaya was a guest of former Obama administration Russian Ambassador Michael McFaul in Washington DC for a House of Representatives hearing on U.S. Policy Toward Putin’s Russia.

The media just stayed in full, “Let’s Lie!” mode they were in during the Age Of Obama, but now they lie the other way, making mountains out of moleshit instead of making moleshit out of mountains.

News From Long Ago!

Saudi Arabia has been funding mosques throughout Europe that have become hotbeds of extremism, the former British ambassador to Saudi Arabia Sir William Patey has said.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that shit too.

The obligatory, Islam Means Peace So Let’s Not Rile Them Up, part of any such story

…commissioned report into the funding of extremism in the UK. The full report is not being published for security reasons.

Yeah, we’ve been catching that shit too.

Juxtapositions!

Seattle Councilasshole calls 1960s Civil Rights Protestors pieces of shit!

Seattle councilmember Larry Gossett isn’t a fan of one solution to power wash the feces from the sidewalks to tamp down on the smell. Power washing the sidewalks is too reminiscent of civil rights activists being hosed down, he said.

Yeah, it’s exactly the same, if you think of black people as pieces of shit I guess.

I’m more nuanced, I think most people are pieces of shit regardless of race, creed, color or genitalia.

Michael Mann, he of the dishonest hockey stick bullshit, is suing all kinds of people who call him a liar to get them to shut up, but he obviously didn’t think it through.

Mann had refused to produce his data for the court (in support of his own case), claiming that it was “proprietary.” After missing a February 20th deadline, he now finds himself in contempt. Under Canadian law, the court is now required to dismiss the suit.

Green Science is all about hiding your numbers and trying to force people to accept your conclusions. You know, science as if it were run by Torquemada and Ayatollah Komeini.

Hillary’s Bitches were bitches for Hillary. Film At…uhh…the whole last year!

One redacted exchange reveals a back and forth subpoena response to the FBI from one of Mrs. Clinton’s private attorneys, Katherine Turner, a partner at Washington DC powerhouse firm Williams & Connolly. In the document, Turner agreed to turn over one of Mrs. Clinton’s non-secure Apple iPads and two of her BlackBerrys to the FBI.

But neither smartphone received from the law firm contain SIM cards or Secure Digital (SD) cards, and a total of 13 mobile devices identified by the FBI as potentially using clintonemail.com email addresses were never located by Williams & Connelly…

Mills, who was Clinton’s chief of staff and counselor at State, received immunity for her cooperation into the email investigation was permitted to be in the room while Clinton interviewed by the FBI in July 2016. Comey would later admit publicly that he had never heard of a potential witness representing the subject of an FBI investigation to be present during an interview with investigators.

“We are presuming there are still 13 devices at issue,” Tom Fitton,(of Judicial Watch, V)

Judicial Watch is doing all the investigating in this, the FBI is busily playing Tom Sawyer in Corruption Theater.

Let’s end on the Travails of Florida Man

I gotta say, that raises more questions than it answers.

Of course, I don’t want the answers to those questions so I guess it’s fair.