doubleplusundead

Problem: Powerful Politicians needs graft!

Solution:

I’ve been digging a bit more into the I-65 Bridge between Jeffersonville, IN and Louisville, KY.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_U.S._public_works_projects

Fourth most expensive public works project in US history. More expensive than Verazzano Narrows, the Golden Gate, or an entire freeway from Evansville to Indianapolis, and it crosses a few hundred yards of muddy Ohio river. There are bridges out there 5 miles, 10 miles, 100 miles long that didn’t cost as much.

More expensive than the Verazzano Narrows bridge in NY? Think about that, this bridge is more expensive than a project that included bribes to some of the most expensive politicians in the nation?!?!?!

 

Problem: Trump bans transgender from the US military.

Solution: LGBT Army formed to take on ISIS.

 

Problem: Sessions is all about taking our stuff.

Solution: 

I’m a little surprised that Matthew Yglesias said something intelligent but there it is.

 

Problem: DNC staffers are arrested for various felonies and possible espionage.

 

Solution: Media ignores it.

Again, I’m surprised minitrue outlet in good lying noticed this and still reported on it.

 

Problem: GOP voters are pissed off at the GOP.

 

Solution:

According to Breitbart, House Reps. Jim Jordan of Ohio, Andy Biggs of Arizona and Matt Gaetz of Florida are launching a probe into former Attorney General Loretta Lynch’s relationship with the FBI during its investigation of the Hillary Clinton email scandal.

Get out your squeezy bulbs!

I ain’t arfing.

 

Problem:

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., argued Tuesday that President Trump is trying to “bully” Attorney General Jeff Sessions in an attempt to push him out of office,

Solution: Explain that Sessions works for Trump and serves at his convenience.

Nother problem: Schumer is a lying sack of corruption so he already knows that so explaining shit to him is as useless as expecting the GOP to do what they’ve run on in the last few elections.

Ubersolution: Vote out every incumbent in America. Get rid of the county recorder in Yukon-Koyukuk Census Area, Alaska.

 

Problem: Much of Canada is too cold to be useful or even very livable.

Solution via a light in the darkness:

Because of Premier Kathleen Wynne, Ontarians are now paying almost $2 billion more a year, ostensibly to fight climate change, through her cap-and-trade carbon pricing scheme.

Wait….that’s not a solution! That’s a scam to take money from the productive to give to parasites!

Convincing Canadians they want to spend $billions to fight a made-up problem and thus, ostesibly, keep their country an ice-box is one of the most impressive cons in the history of conning.

So the real problem: What would illustrate this Henry Gondorff approved long-con?

Solution:

 

 

Problem: Kago can’t demand food or explain how it wasn’t him who shit on the bathroom floor.

Solution:

An Amazon-commissioned ‘Shop the Future’ report claims the technology could hit the shops within 10 years and experts in the US are beginning to work on the machine to allow pooches to finally be able to answer the question ‘who’s a good boy?’.

So now Kago will be able to lie with body language and a computer device.

 

Problem: alexthechick’s birthday is coming up!

Solution:

Iconic Clown Motel for sale in Tonopah

How do you start a gofundme campaign?

 

Problem: Australia has too many cows.

Solution:

 

Problem: What to do with the Caballero?

Solution:

It’ll still need emissions controls. Now I have to shop for a crapalytic converter.