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Wait…is this the same Chuck Adkins?

Posted: August 23, 2017 by aliceaitch in Uncategorized

Attacking Mike Rowe? 

Chuck Adkins the asshat?

Maybe he should change his name to Mike Hunt

Posted: August 23, 2017 by aliceaitch in Uncategorized

Asian Robert Lee pulled from announcing in Virginia on ESPN.

Fucking seriously?

Posted: January 23, 2017 by aliceaitch in Democratic morality

A Comedy Central writer this time. He’s deleted the tweets. Hopefully Comedy Central deletes him.

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Those loaded questions

Posted: January 22, 2017 by aliceaitch in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, We're boned

We had a patient with dysphasia today, my partner was trying to assess her mental status. He asked her who’s president – which is a loaded question these days anyway – and she was trying to answer but was having difficulty getting the words out. So he asked her what color the President’s skin was. She replied, “orange”.

So, is that a GCS verbal of 5 or 3?

A total lack of self-preservation

Posted: November 16, 2016 by aliceaitch in FAIL, WTF Is Wrong With Oklahoma

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Don’t shoot the medics, guys. They’re there to help you, they don’t give a rat’s ass about what you did to get in your situation unless it’s diagnostically relevant.

Thank God this idjit didn’t know to take the safety off his gun. Assaulting an EMS provider is a felony in Oklahoma. Pointing a firearm at a person is a misdemeanor, but may be prosecuted as a felony.

Another Fuck 2016

Posted: November 16, 2016 by aliceaitch in Soccer - sport of men

Tim Howard has suffered a season-ending injury.

Even if you don’t care about Colorado soccer, this is our United States Secretary of Defense.

NO ONE stops two PKs in a row. And I’m convinced he moved Dos Santos’s kick with the power of his mind.

Wait a minute…

Posted: November 16, 2016 by aliceaitch in Filthy Hippies, Fun with Elections

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Weren’t we led to believe there was a terrorist threat before and the day of the election? Instead we’ve got a bunch of whiny protesters, many of whom didn’t even bother to vote.

Denver’s students were still protesting as of Friday, but a little bird told me that they’d protest for any cause that stuck a sign in their hands and told them they could ditch school. Many of the protesters disappeared Friday around 4pm, and as far as I can tell things settled down over the weekend. There is almost no local coverage of the protests, and I’m not going downtown to check myself because I hate that the city smells like weed regardless of whether there are protests or not.

Posted: November 11, 2016 by aliceaitch in Uncategorized

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The local community college is offering counseling if you’re “distressed by either the vitriol of the campaign or the results”.

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If I had time (meaning, I was a special snowflake student and not working a full-time job and raising a family) I might seek counseling because it’s terrifying to me that someone who would bully and intimidate the women her husband sexually assaulted and harassed could make it so close to the White House and it seems like none of the womyn on campus care.  I just might be able to milk a few free credit hours out of being betrayed by the local vagina squad.

In other words…if you’re so distressed by the vitriol of the campaign or the results that you must seek professional help, please GTFO of campus because you’re not even mature enough for community college.

Possibly the worst endorsement ever

Posted: November 8, 2016 by aliceaitch in Uncategorized

Trump is claiming that he has the support of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. I’m not sure how having their endorsements is going to help since outside of New England they’re two of the least liked people in football.

I guess it’s not the worst endorsement ever, I haven’t looked into who Ethan Couch or Justin Bieber or Donald Trump are endorsing.

I wouldn’t have bothered to post on this, but there was something else I wanted to blab on about that doesn’t really deserve its own post either but is vaguely loosely tied to presidential endorsements if you squint the right way.

Several of my liberal friends (yes, I still have some, we were all young and dumb once) have posted on Facebook a FluffPo article claiming that even the Pope doesn’t like Trump. In the interest of not stirring up shit among those whose minds will never be changed, I haven’t asked them when they’re going to start even loosely following the Pope’s edicts or the teachings of the Church.