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So…John Adams Can Suck It Then?

Posted: August 21, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Filthy Hippies, GOP Win!, Liberal Fascism, Trump 2020 Reelection Team, Why I Hate People
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We have this

Boston is, of course, home to the Freedom Trail.

Welcome to the Freedom Trail, a 2.5-mile, red-lined route that leads you to 16 historically significant sites — each one an authentic treasure. Explore museums and meetinghouses, churches, and burying grounds. Learn about the brave people who shaped our nation. Discover the rich history of the American Revolution, as it began in Boston, where every step tells a story.

That’s the wrong Revolution!!!!!

I wonder if the Freedom Trail is gonna go the way of Buddhist statues in Afghanistan,  Joan of Arc and Abe Lincoln.

All that ‘freedom’ stuff is so bourgeois.

 

15 pictures and vids our fine media betters are busily hiding lest it screw up the Narrative!!!

That’s disturbing enough, but they also have the bit with the fascist asshole on Meet the Press. I caught a few minutes of that. He defended being violent and the asshole ‘interviewing’ him didn’t bat an eye. Not a fucking reaction to a guy who said he was justified in beating on people to keep them from talking.

Our speech is violence, their violence is speech. That ain’t right.

Trump’s gonna be in Phoenix tomorrow, I’m planning on going for a few hours during the day. People will be on line and I’m sure our fine, tolerant, Mostly-Peaceful, fascist anti-fa fascists will be there to be all tolerant and mostly-peaceful.

 

A civil war at Foxnews we’ve been watching for more than a year.
Never Trumpers V Trumpers and journalists like Harris Faulkner and a couple others.

If the Never Trumpers win Foxnews will soon go the way of CNN with MSNBC being the Most Watched Name In News. CNN’s already shown what middle of the road lying fakenewswers get, MSNBC has gone full-on, loud and proud hate and they’ve outperformed CNN consistently.

 

In Establishment Dove news

Coup Coup

The coup against President Trump has been developing for months and can be seen on the nightly news. Yet few talk about what it really means for the country and what can be done to avert this fate.

The problem is that the Important People all see it and they’re not trying to avert it, they’re the ones working it because they see what Trump means for the country, a lessening of their power, so they’re fighting against it.

 

Not important, just sorta funny. I was looking for something about Trump’s visit tomorrow and found this.

The Secret Service can no longer pay hundreds of agents it needs to carry out an expanded protective mission – in large part due to the sheer size of President Trump’s family and efforts necessary to secure their multiple residences up and down the East Coast.

Now a POTUS who spends money on travel is suddenly a problem after 8 years of First Family separate vacations.

So, it is all Trump?

A special investigative panel formed after a particularly egregious 2014 White House breach also found that that agents and uniform officers worked “an unsustainable number of hours,” which also contributed to troubling attrition rates.

Of course! They could see that in the future Trump would be a doody head!

Cummings, the ranking Democrat on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee who was the first lawmaker to sound the alarm after last year’s disclosure that hundreds of agents had maxed out on pay,

Hmmmm, now who was POTUS last year?

 

Why haven’t I posted much lately and why is this so sparse? Because right now the rest of the world can suck it, Mattis and Tillerson, with the occasional boost from our poofy-haired maniac, seem to be doing pretty well scaring our enemies and all that’s going on this country right now is the violent attacks on our freedoms.

I did get some pictures of the eclipse for those who didn’t see it.

Awesome huh?

This is the view on the side of my trailer after looking at the eclipse

I think I got fake glasses.

 

I get some channels on antenna I didn’t get on cable, like Decades.

They show Dick Cavett. I never liked him back in the day, I felt people felt smart and cool when they found him funny and that’s why they liked him. I rebelled against that stuff, yeah, I was anti-elitist at a young age.

I saw an ad for his show and thought that maybe I hadn’t given him a chance when I was 10, but after watching a bunch of shows I see I was right. His show, to me, is one long I’m Smart And Cool and a lots of virtue signalling, but I still like the show because he has the best guests. A Who’s Who of Important People of the day.

The other day I saw elderly Groucho Marx mess with Truman Capote. High-larious. Capote was not used to people who didn’t suck his dick. Cavett was caught in the middle, he didn’t want to piss off Groucho but that’s Truman Capote!!!!. It was low-key and casual enough the Cavett tried to ignore it was happening, but Groucho just kept doing it. He didn’t quite say, “Get off my lawn and take your ‘art’ with you!”, but it was implied.

No Cable News Is Good News

Posted: July 18, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Edumakashun, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, I'm Afraid I Can't Blog That, It's Science!, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, Trump 2020 Reelection Team, Why I Hate People
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I only have a digital antenna for TV and I do not miss Foxnews or CNN very much, if at all. For the last few weeks I had cable I couldn’t watch any of them for more than a minute, usually less, as all they were talking about was Getting Trump!!!!! while ignoring anything that makes the Dems look like the fascist, dishonest assholes they are. If I never hear or write the words, “comey” and “russia” I’ll be happy.

I get most of my news from the tubes anyway, I’d only occasionally see something on Foxnews I didn’t know and look for it. Not watching cable news makes you more knowledgeable with every day.

 

Let’s start with a little Never Trumpers Just Trying To Help Trump!.

The Trumps and the Truth
The best defense against future revelations is radical transparency.

Even Donald Trump might agree that a major reason he won the 2016 election is because voters couldn’t abide Hillary Clinton’s legacy of scandal, deception and stonewalling. Yet on the story of Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election, Mr. Trump and his family are repeating the mistakes that doomed Mrs. Clinton.

So he’s supposed to be transparent when minitrue keeps using anonymous sources to lie about him and his peeps? He’s supposed to be transparent when minitrue screeches Treason! and attacks his peeps for meeting with people who claimed to have dirt on Hillary? I can see their problem, everybody knew the dirt on Hillary, but minitrue and Never Trumpers tried to do their best to keep that shit under wraps.

Don’t you get it, guys? Special counsel Robert Mueller and the House and Senate intelligence committees are investigating the Russia story. Everything that is potentially damaging to the Trumps will come out, one way or another. Everything. Denouncing leaks as “fake news” won’t wash as a counter-strategy beyond the President’s base, as Mr. Trump’s latest 36% approval rating shows.

The problem for Never Trumpers is that Trump’s voters do not trust them, rather, we do trust them to lie, obfuscate and do their best to sabotage the man they hate who is doing what the people they hate elected him to do. The people who hate Trump, like the Elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignoramuses at the WJS, will never be swayed because he’s threatening their cozy oligarchy, the people who like Trump will not be swayed by anything minitrue does.

 

This is the type of shit that might make Trump’s supporters very fucking angry with Trump.

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said the Justice Department will issue new directives to increase the federal govenment’s use of civil asset forfeiture, a controversial practice that allows law enforcement to seize property from suspected criminals without charging them with a crime.

That’s Rope, Tree, Politician, some assembly required, shit.

With the No-Knock Raid, asset forfeiture when no crime has been proven, is the biggest unConstitutional shit our gov’t does.

 

Speaking of ignorant Never Trumpers, Kurt Schlichter is spot on. Again.

As the Grand Marshal of the Supreme Court assembles the posse of Bailiffs, Trumpeters and Attendants, the Learned Scribes are generating the Official Law Warrant of Justice to arrest Donald Trump Jr. for High Treason, which they will do after marching to the White House on a carpet of rose petals strewn by Fair Maidens.

Or something. Whatever. The Menscian media is in a spazz yet again.

Boy oh boy, maybe this time we can overturn the results of the election…

That asset forfeiture shit really pisses me off, but Trump’s enemies are still Constitutional America’s enemies.

This shows he wasn’t paying too much attention.

And I admit I almost didn’t think it could happen, but things have gotten stupider

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last 10 years it’s that we’ve not even come close to plumbing the depths of the stupidity of our Elite!!!! ignoramuses. As he writes, they freak out over the most common-place things, like meeting with someone, still alive, with dirt on Hillary.

It would be political malpractice not to meet with someone who has dirt on Hillary.

And you want to meet them as soon as possible. People with dirt on Clintons tend to commit suicide or be killed in a ‘botched robbery’ where nothing is stolen except life.

Heads up to Charles Ortel, Mike Cernovich and other brave souls who keep digging for the truth about the Clinton Foundation: Make public your own suicide note before your never-to-be-proven killers get to register “SUICIDE” as the cause of your untimely death.

Send out your own ‘Suicide’ note first along the lines of: I (fill-in-the-blank) am researching the mysterious deaths of Seth Rich, John Ashe, Peter E. Smith, Klaus Eberwein and others.  I would never choose suicide as the way out of life on earth.”  It wouldn’t hurt to add, “nor am I the type to ever drop a barbell on my own neck.”  “Ditto for wandering along alone on the streets of Washington, D.C., which should be one of the safest places to be out wandering, rather than the political quagmire it really is.”

Now I have to wonder if Hillary had Arkansas state troopers kill Bill’s hookers.

Some data points.

“Former Haitian government Klaus Eberwein was found dead in a motel room earlier this week from a gunshot wound to the head. The Miami-Dade medical examiner is ruling it a suicide. (Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit, July 15, 2017)…

“On July 3, 2016, Shawn Lucas and filmmaker Ricardo Villaba served the DNC Services Corp. and Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz at DNC’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., in the fraud class action suit against the Democrat Party on behalf of Bernie Sanders supporters.

“Shawn Lucas was found dead that week…

”And on June 22, 2016, former UN official John Ashe “accidentally” crushed his own throat and died a week before he was scheduled to testify against the Clintons and Democrat Party…

“The Chicago Tribune reported Thursday that the Minnesota death record states Smith committed suicide in a hotel room May 14.

“The investigator’s death came only 10 days after a Wall Street Journal interview by investigative reporter Shane Harris, who focused on Smith’s attempts to locate 33,000 emails deleted by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton before she surrendered her email server to federal authorities…

 

How convenient. If only our anti-American media could be assed to actually report on news instead of trying to get Democrats elected.

 

Speaking of the lying liars who fakenews, 8 years of media tongue-bathing of Obama have some salutary aspects.

And all along, over eight terrible years, our media did a whole lot more than just let Obama get away with it. They wholeheartedly colluded. They allowed Obama to persecute them through the Department of Justice and to lie to our face (remember: I just now read about it in the newspaper, the IRS did nothing wrong, you can keep your insurance). And when that wasn’t enough, the media mercilessly attacked as racist anyone who criticized the Precious and ginned up nothingburgers like Todd Akin to distract from those four dead Americans. And when even that wasn’t enough, they themselves lied and obfuscated, covered up and dissembled, and most of all they set all kinds of precedents that, in a delicious form of irony, are now driving this utterly failed institution to the edge of insanity…

And now — now! — this very same media (with the help of #NeverTrump’s forever-preening moral narcissists) is using the spear of Muh Principles to demand that those of us on the political right agree to destroy ourselves in their corrupt crusade, that we acquiesce like second-class citizens to their separate sets of rules?

Like hell.

You can tell it’s not DPUD, here that “Like hell” would be “Fuck that.”, but that’s just a semantic quibble.

Journolisters do not want to follow those precedents, but Americans are suddenly remembering what happened a few years ago. That does not bode well for either minitrue, the rest of the Dem party or the establishment pricks in the GOP.

 

GOP voters device

Get out your squeezy bulb!!!!!!

Not long after the defections of two more Senate Republicans made the GOP Obamacare replacement bill dead in the water, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell  (R-KY) announced Monday night he would let members vote for a “repeal only” amendment, if they are able to get the base health care legislation that was passed in the House onto the floor…

I can tell that’s a lie. The GOP only does machiavellian tactics against their voters.

A conundrum.

Under the plan laid out by McConnell’s statement Monday, if the Senate Republicans are willing to advance the repeal-and-replace bill passed in the House in a procedural vote, they will get a chance to vote on an amendment to replace it with a “repeal only” approach, similar to a 2015 bill Congress passed that was vetoed by President Obama. It’s unclear what the next steps would be if the vote on the amendment failed.

I can clear that up. We’ll get 

 

Speaking of which, only one of these people is being honest.

 President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called for the full, clean repeal of Obamacare in late-night statements Monday.

I’m sick of fish, my fins hurt and my squeezy bulb needs to be replaced so get back to me when it happens.

Another thing I’ve learned is that when the GOP says something is going to happen, it won’t. They like the power and opportunity for graft Obamacare gives them.

A data point on whether the GOP Congress will do what they’ve been claiming they want to do and what they were specifically elected to do.

Just six months ago, it looked like the Republican Party was about to go on a legislative blitzkrieg, shredding law after law passed by the Obama administration…

But a funny thing happened on the way to libertarian utopia. Indeed, it turns out that the GOP-controlled Congress can’t seem to pass any meaningful laws at all. Either they have forgotten how, or the divisions in their own increasingly radicalized caucus are proving too difficult to surmount. Whatever the explanation, thus far these GOP legislators are on track to be the least productive group since at least the Civil War.

They have all three branches of our gov’t and yet they cannot do what they’ve been running on for years. d

Of course, that’s obviously a minitrue/Never Trumper publication in good standing

ObamaCare would be vaporized and replaced with a nickel rattling inside an empty Mountain Dew can. Dodd-Frank was sure to be tossed aside for a transparent giveaway to Wall Street. And Republicans would pass their regressive tax reform, their perplexing border-adjustment tax, and so much more…

if you measure by the 43 laws that President Trump has adorned with his garish signature…

the new Congress would work with a sub-literate tabula rasa named Donald Trump…

 

But they’re not wrong about the Do-Nothing Congress. Now, normally I’d be for Congress not doing shit, but they need to undo shit and they aren’t.

No minitrue article is complete without a blatant lie.

The most important finding they’ve uncovered is that over the past 30 years, congressional Republicans have become substantially more ideologically extreme, while congressional Democrats have moved marginally to the left but are not much different as a group than they were in 1980

Lying liars who lie. In 1980, the Dems were against gay marriage, illegal immigration, had no comment on all the various new sexual orientations and their right to use the bathroom they feel like using that day and, of course, they were for America. While the GOP has become CENTRIST!!!! (read, moved to the left).

 

It seems the Supreme Court has the same opinion I do of the assholes in Hawaii who have decided they are legislators while also having the power of the POTUSy.

The U.S. Supreme Court has given Hawaii et al until noon Tuesday to respond to the government’s motion on the reinstated travel ban. The Department of Justice (DOJ) filed a Motion to Clarify and Application for Stay after Hawaii Attorney General Douglas S. Chin judge-shopped seeking a broader definition pertaining to those permitted to enter the U.S.

That’s legalese for, “Don’t fuck with us you booger-eating moh-rons.”

 

Let’s look at more of lefties being all centrist and shit.

The evidence is clear—the American Left succeeded in lobbying the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to eliminate some of the sexual identity disorders from their Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM).

It’s none of my business what you want to do with your genitalia or if you want to deny you have them or want to claim your gender is not decided by your genitalia, but don’t expect me to be involved in supporting your problems.

Let’s look at how little lefties have moved left since the 80s.

First published in 1968, DSM-II, Section 3, Part V, listed Personality Disorders and Certain other Non-psychotic Mental Disorders.  In this section, homosexuality was listed as a mental disorder.  Under pressure from the Left and gay-rights groups, the APA compromised, removing homosexuality from the DSM but replacing it with the kinder and gentler descriptor: “sexual orientation disturbance” for people “in conflict with” their sexual orientation.

In 1987 homosexuality was struck from the DSM by a majority vote of the APA members.  In 2012, transvestitism, was also eliminated from the DSM-5 (fifth edition), replaced gender identity disorder and further redefined and softened the previous personality disorder into gender dysphoria.  The change in terminology removed all implication and designation that transvestitism was a mental illness.  Dysphoria is defined as the distress a person experiences as a result of the sex and gender they were assigned at birth.

 

I’m not making a judgement call on that, I’m just noting that things have changed drastically since the 80s and for the assholes above to claim the Dems have not moved far left is not just a lie, but one that demands I not remember anything our fine media betters don’t want me to know.

Which makes this make much more sense.

“Generally, more highly educated people, who have higher incomes, consume more resources than poorly educated people, who tend to have lower incomes,” explains a UN “toolkit” for global “sustainable” education,which is still posted online at UNESCO’s website. “In this case, more education increases the threat to sustainability.”

The less you know the easier you are to control. Every slave-owner ever knew that. And if you miseducate, well, Orwell knew all about that. “He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.”

 

As our universities become crazed, fascist, racist, violent places, we know why at least.

Top public universities pay administrators with jobs related to diversity initiatives an average of  $175,088 per year, substantially more than other professors and faculty members, according to a Campus Reform investigation Wednesday.

Paying 6 figures to socialist agitators is all about teh stupidity. Ever level of our educational system would be best served by firing everybody whose job title includes “diversity” or “inclusion”. That would reduce the cost of schooling by a non-insignificant amount.

That’s via David Thompson, who you should be reading. I’ve lost his blog and found it again a bunch of times over the years and have always enjoyed it.

 

That shooting in Minnesota looks very fucking bad.

The police officer who shot and killed an unarmed Australian woman in mysterious circumstances after she called 911 to report a disturbance behind her upscale Minneapolis home has been identified.

Mohamed Noor, who joined the department in March 2015, reached over and shot Justine Damond, 40, multiple times from the passenger seat of his squad car while she spoke to his colleague on the drivers side in a back alley.

I’m sure this makes me a hater, but people from places without central authority cannot understand how an America police force is supposed to act. Life isn’t cheap here the way it is in places like Somalia. You can train him for a few months but is that good enough to overcome a lifetime of experience? Too bad finding out what happened will be so hard. You cannot upset the Narrative that immigrants from shithole countries are just friends we haven’t met.

 

Nothing major, just someone else who agrees with my take on Pinochet vs commie dictators.

Hear me loud and clear!” Salvador Allende himself boasted the following month. “We will employ revolutionary violence!” (Is that so, Mr Allende? Well two can play at that game, answered Pinochet.)…

(Pinochet’s forces give communists a taste of their own medicine on 9-11-73.  Anti-communist Chileans react by burning pictures of Allende, Castro and Che Guevara…In very short order Chile became prosperous and free.)

Exactly, he saw commies about to take over his country so he did it first, killed as many commies as he could find and then left a functioning democratic republic. He also killed commies trying to recreate Cuba all over South America, stalling their plans. For that, he can never be forgiven.

That’s why Ronnie Raygun is the worst person in the history of ever for selling arms to Iran to fight Iraq and using the money to pay anti-commie fighters. He should have sold arms to Cuba and used the money to bankroll anti-Pinochet fighters.

 

I was leaning toward a sane person, or FrnakJ, writing the President Hillary Clinton blog, but now I have to rethink it. This is about John McCain, who I thought had a blood-clot, not a tumor (It is not a two-more!)

Dearest brain turmor,

I’ve never written a brain tumor before. But I think you’re great, brain tumor. I heard about you on the news. Please accept this box of chocolates as a token of my sincere admiration. Romantically, I don’t want anything from you, except to tell you: I love you, brain tumor. You’ve reduced Americans like me to tears of relief and gratitude. Rock on, my dear brain tumor. At a time when Republicans are trying to kill us all, no one is doing more important work for the cause of universal health care in America than the work that you are doing today, except maybe President Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Love, your fan,

Mary Barnes Fashan,

Miami, FL

That’s lefty-grade hate and vitriol right there. Unless the blogger is working OT to act like our fine, tolerant, mostly-peaceful left.

 

From the Barrel of a Gun!, we learn if you’re planning on going to the Maldives you had better go soon.

 

You have until September. Make your plans accordingly. Don’t forget the bottle water.

 

Road and Track must have lost their way.

Headline

How the Hell Is the Aston Martin Valkyrie a Road-Legal Car?

That should read, “How Awesome is it that the Aston Martin Valkyrie is a Road-Legal Car?

The specs

the car would produce 1130 hp from its naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12 and will weigh around 2,270 lbs. Aston Martin hasn’t released any drivetrain specs today, but the company has confirmed a lot of the coolest details of the car.

Holey moley. That’s more than 3 times the HP of my Mustang while it’s half the weight. All I can say is to make sure your toupee is glued tight before hitting that gas pedal.

My only problem with cars like that is that they cannot keep up with my Mustang on real roads. Sure on a track or a perfectly smooth, curvy road I wouldn’t even see his taillights after about 4 seconds, but in the real world all that power without any weight to hold it down makes it unstable.

There are some awesome exit/entrance ramps in the Greater Albany Metropolitan region.  I could take those ramps at 90+ even in my old Integra, my Mustang takes them even faster. My buddy brought his ZR1 Corvette up a few years ago and I took him to my favorite but he couldn’t get it above about 70 because the cracks in the road made it bounce and would have bounced right off the outside of the turn and off the road.

There’s nothing like 2 tons of Detroit steel barreling down the road. Nothing.

 

Obama lost wars we’d already won, Trump is trying to win peace we’d already lost!

Continuing his trend of pulling the United States out of longstanding agreements, President Donald Trump today signed an executive order officially pulling the US out of the Treaty of Versailles “just in case,” Duffel Blog has learned.

“As of today,” Trump said in a statement, “America will no longer participate in the draconian and economically harmful stipulations of the Treaty of Versailles — which is really close to Paris, by the way, it’s like a suburb — and will instead focus on what really won the first world war: coal.”

 

It’s nearly 100 years late, but still welcome! That’s also a dig on the Democrats War on Coal!, Trump knows who our allies are!

 

I have to wonder if Texas cats are working on taking over the world.

Armored fucking cats. Jebus.

 

Let’s end on Why I Don’t Miss DC, especially The Mixing Bowl!

At any time in the day or night you can be stuck in non-moving traffic. The ones that annoyed me most were when the accident was on the other side of the highway. If I’m behind an accident I cannot get angry (except at whatever asshole did something stupid to cause it), but when I’m down to 5 MPH because none of the assholes ahead of me had ever seen an accident or a cop car on the other side of the highway that really steams me.

 

 

 

Same Shit. It’s A Different Day, Right?

Posted: June 23, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Edumakashun, EUnuchstan, FAIL Britannia!, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, The "Justice" Dept., Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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Get out your squeezy bulbs!!!!! We have more hearings!!!!!!!!!!

GOP voters device

This leads us to just one question.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has opened a probe into former Attorney General Loretta Lynch’s efforts to shape the FBI’s investigation into 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, the committee’s chairman announced Friday.

Isn’t it early to be posturing? The important election is more than a year away, why throw this posturing pander until closer to the election? Oh wait, last week they were praising Trey Gowdy for keeping another Hearing!!!!! going for over a year, maybe they’re competing to see how long they can keep the proles riled up with Hearings!!!!!! and Committees!!!!!!!.

You know who isn’t going to investigate the behavior of the Dept. of “Justice” during the last election?

The Dept. of “Justice” that’s who. The only ones who could actually do any fucking good but would be investigating themselves. While they know who did what to whom, it’s because they’re the who and they’re still doing the what. The whom is us.

All we’re gonna get is fish in the face.

 

Totally not relatedly, we’re on day 1506 of the IRS ‘Scandal’ that nobody seems to be interested in.

Nonetheless, on March 22, 2016, in the case of United States v. NorCal Tea Party Patriots, the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit disagreed with this interpretation and determined that tax exempt application information is not “return information,” and thus not protected from § 6103 disclosure. The Sixth Circuit’s ruling directly contravenes a previous District of Columbia Circuit ruling on the issue and is likely to expose attempts by the IRS to intervene in United States politics via the tax-exemption application process and 26 U.S.C. § 501(c)(3). This Comment discusses the basics of §§ 501(c)(3) and 501(c)(4), the attempts by the IRS to engage in politics using § 501(c), the conflicting holdings and United States circuit courts’ various interpretations of § 6013 protection for the IRS, and the future implications of the circuit split created by the Sixth Circuit’s holding in NorCal. …

Wait, the IRS lost a court case! That’s never happened before!!!! That’ll change….abso fucking lutely nothing.

They’ve lost so many court cases and told the court to suck their balls that I just don’t see how the law-enforcement agency that’s been ignoring that is going to suddenly investigate themselves or anyone on ‘their’ team.

 

Speaking of our gov’t fucking us, I can’t believe I didn’t even expect this.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT QUIETLY HELPED AND REWARDED COMPANIES AND UNIVERSITIES WHICH HIRED ROUGHLY 330,000 CHEAP FOREIGN GRADUATES IN 2016 INSTEAD OF HIRING AMERICAN GRADUATES, MANY OF WHOM ARE DEEP IN DEBT.
The little-known “Optional Practical Training” program has grown from 91,140 new foreign job-seekers in 2009 to 329,158 new job-seekers in 2016, according to data provided by the Department of Homeland Security. That is almost a four-fold increase in seven years — and the program is growing even larger in 2017.

Once again, I was not paranoid enough. That’s happened to me more in the last 10 years than in the previous 40.

I can understand at least part of the reason for doing that, hiring angry race-studies majors is not a good idea, but surely there are a few hundred thousand qualified Americans out there they could have hired.

 

No for something totally unexpected!

You know, if I trusted these assholes I’d be more likely to…uhhh…trust them.

Among fans of the noir crime classic “Pulp Fiction,” there are some wild theories about what was inside the mystical briefcase that Marsellus Wallace dispatched his men to collect. The joke, of course, is on the audience. There’s something unthinkable in there, something that glows and hums, something perhaps supernatural … but we’ll never find out what.

As of this writing, a Senate Republican’s odds of guessing the contents of that briefcase are about as good as his odds of guessing what’s inside this famed Obamacare replacement plan.

No, not even Sen. Mike Lee, who was himself recruited into a working group that he and others thought would “be in charge of writing this bill,” has set eyes on the thing…

Recruiting Mike Lee was just another fish in my face, he’s being used. I hope that pisses him off. You know they knew better than to try that shit on Ted Cruz, he’s already called McConnell a lying bitch.

Repeal And Replace! is “fix”, so neither ‘repeal’ nor ‘replace’. As Obamacare is collapsing before our eyes, as more and more companies are opting out, these assholes are trying to keep the power. Any bill they use to Repeal And ReplaceTM will require vast influxes of our great grandchildren’s money.

At least we aren’t going to have to pay for it. Well, maybe with societal collapse, but at least taxes will be lower for a while. Until the warlords take over I guess. Since I’m hoping for that position myself, my taxes will still be low.

 

I agree!

‘It would be a very, very sad day for Republicans’ if Nancy Pelosi steps down, Trump says  5 Hours Ago | 00:54
President Donald Trump said he hopes House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi does not step down from her post.

In an appearance on “Fox & Friends” that aired on Friday, Trump said he would like Pelosi to stay right where she is because she has an “extraordinary record against her.”

“It would be a very, very sad day for Republicans if she steps down. I would be very disappointed if she did,” Trump said.

Without Nancy using her charm to keep the Democrats in lockstep the GOP might have to actually explain why they’re not able to do what they’ve been elected to do.

 

Our fine minitrue betters are all upset.

“We have urged the White House not to replace on-camera briefings with ‘gaggles,’ not-for-broadcast question & answer sessions,” Mason said in a statement.

Yeah, nobody watches them anymore, they’re just a bunch of angry children whining at Spicer.

“We believe strongly that Americans should be able to watch and listen to senior government officials face questions from an independent news media, in keeping with the principles of the First Amendment and the need for transparency at the highest levels of government,”

That ship has sailed. You assholes are not “independent” except in the sense that you’re a herd of assholes who hate Trump. We just got done with the most transparent administration ever and you assholes ignored all the felonies they transparently committed. Pardon us if we don’t give shit one about you angry, Democrat, partisan ignoramuses.

 

Speaking of angry ignoramuses, Johnny Depp!

Johnny Depp: ‘When Was the Last Time an Actor Assassinated a President?’

That would be the last time a Republican angered Democrats by trying to get blacks out of their clutches.

It’s funny how the FBI declared that there was no way that guy was hunting Republicans, and of course, this is not a call to hunt the POTUS.

Cuz lefties are all tolerant, loving and mostly-peaceful.

Via my favorite light in the darkness.

 

Trump’s been about the best case scenario for me. I knew he’d do northeast GOP stuff, but I’d hoped he cut regulations and screw with all the idiots. Mission Accomplished.

I’d also hoped that, being the CEO type he is, he’d hire really good people and leave them alone to do their jobs.

Trump’s reliance on his generals shows that he values merit over politics.

Donald Trump earned respect from the Washington establishment for appointing three of the nation’s most accomplished generals to direct his national-security policy: James Mattis (secretary of defense), H. R. McMaster (national-security adviser), and John Kelly (secretary of homeland security).

In the first five months of the Trump administration, the three generals — along with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, the former Exxon Mobil CEO — have already recalibrated America’s defenses.

I figure he told Tillerson and Mattis to have fun, just don’t launch nukes without letting him know first.

 

Shit for sale!

The deadly collision between a U.S. destroyer and a container ship June 17 took place while the freighter was on autopilot, according to Navy officials…

Investigators so far found no evidence the collision was deliberate.

Nobody’s buying. Especially after all the non-information ‘information’ we’ve been getting.

 

Cultural suicide is pretty sad.

The “interfaith” movement has reached an important milestone: a mosque has been constructed inside a church in Berlin. Everyone is excited and happy about this significant event, which allows people of all faiths to come together under one roof in peace and harmony and etc blah yak.

Inside their church? How about when an Orthodox priest can have mass in the Hagia Sophia?

I won’t want to laugh, but I might have to when a guy comes out of the mosque and blows himself up in the church.

 

I haven’t read the article, and I’m not gonna because I’ve read enough stupid shit today and, while this might not be stupid, it surely looks that way, but I love the headline.

BRITAIN ORDERS IMMEDIATE PROBE INTO FRIDGE THAT STARTED DEADLY BLAZE

That headline epitomizes Akbar Britain in a way that nothing I write could. Like when they investigate people who say bad things about Muslims instead of investigating the Muslims who keep murdering their subjects.

 

Let’s Chicago! It’s like Venezuela except with fewer cops.

Remember when we had citywide units? A few hundred cops that the Department could call out for situations exactly like this? This event isn’t a secret – it’s been going on for years. Units like the old Task Force morphed into Gangs morphed into Special Operations, Targeted Response or Mobile Strike Force. Three-hundred cops who could have days off canceled at a moment’s notice along with District Gang/Tact teams gave the Department a force of 500 or so to deal something like this ..

Now CPD has 25 cars show up? For a crowd numbering 1,000? A crowd that’s been drinking and smoking all night without any interference from authorities? With (we’re betting) a few hundred guns? And nothing has been done for years? In a city that has abandoned the rule of law? What exactly are the police supposed to do?

That can’t end well. Rahm does not understand how to run a crime family like Chicago. He’s spending far too much of their money paying off his buddies while screwing over the city.

He’ll leave soon and everybody will say he failed but he will have siphoned off $billions for himself and his friends. The misery he leaves behind is not his concern. It’s a hallmark of Clintons and their istas after all.

 

Paying attention to reality is not our fine social, moral, intellectual and political betters’ forte.

…three Little League baseball games on the West Side during an event this week meant to build connections between two Chicago neighborhoods that grapple with violence.

 

So how did those games go? See those first ellipses?

Gunfire interrupted three Little League baseball games…

Yeah, about how anybody with a clue would expect. I am a little surprised they didn’t beat on each other using the bats.

Sorry, I forgot the score.

at least nine shots were fired around 6:45 p.m. Wednesday. No one was hit, but the fields were cleared.

A shutout! It’s not often Chicago gets a shutout. In gangland, that’s the opposite of a pitcher’s duel. You’d think after last year’s World Series of murder victory they’d be better but that’s what happens when you get cocky.

 

Is there such a word as “de-teaching“?

 

If not, that math ‘teacher’ just made it up.

Imagine the poor kid trying to explain that each cut will take 10 minutes with the teacher condescendingly explaining that each piece takes 5 minutes.

Via David Thompson’s Friday Ephemera, I usually click every link and I don’t click links for just about anybody else.

 

Yesterday I posted this picture, as I looked at it I kept thinking that maybe it was p-shopped.

 but now I see that it wasn’t.

That, my friends, is the Prime Minister of Canada.

The one who would have to stand up to Tsar Putin I over territory in the Arctic.

I had a chuckler to end on but really, it would be anti-climactic. I’ll save it for a less funny day.

Gloating

Posted: June 4, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Drunkblogging, EUnuchstan, Fun with Elections, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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I normally don’t gloat, but let’s take a little time out to think about Hillary Clinton.

First, Bill never would have been POTUS without Hillary, he would have been a successful Little Rock used car salesman killed falling out the window when the husband came home.

Hillary has worked her whole life to become POTUS. She knew, KNEW!!!!!!!, she was going to be the First Wymyns POTUS!!! and be in all the history books.

And then, a funny thing happened. Barack Obama out-slimed her. Oh the hilarity and gnashing of fangs, then Trump pushed her face in the mud and danced on her Birth-Right.

What we’ve been seeing with all the “Here’s why I lost!!” whines is that hag going fucking crazy seeing her chance to be POTUS slipping away. Her whole life was consumed with her becoming POTUS. In 2007 there was no doubt in her head that she was gonna be POTUS. Then again, in 2015 she again was a shoo-in for POTUS. And then harsh reality set it.

I figure she’s trying to explain to everyone it wasn’t her fault so they’ll line up in 2020 but it’s not gonna happen. When even Andrea Mitchell turns on Hillary, you know the party’s over.

Think about what’s going through Hillary’s mind (besides the usual hate for America).

She’s pissed off at Obama for out sliming her, she’s really pissed off at Trump for not playing Good Loser the way Jeb Bush would have, but what has to totally piss her off, what has to wake her up at night spitting mad, is that she made Bill POTUS and she’ll never be able to do it for herself!

That’s hilarious. Made my night when I thought about this last night.

 

I will say that I didn’t like Trump’s “Travel Ban” tweet about that terrorist attack last night. Don’t dance in the blood of innocents. Especially before it dries or before they’re done picking up pieces of victims.

Watching the Brit Police dude give the press conference on that attack showed they lie a whole lot and really don’t want their people to know what’s going on. He wouldn’t say if they were looking for others, he said they had three and that seemed to be it. It was obvious he was lying, there were cops all over and areas cordoned off with people not being allowed to go the 100 yards to their homes.

So what do we see today?

London cops have arrested 12 people in connection with terror attack that killed seven, the city’s the Metropolitan Police Service announced Sunday morning.

So at least 15 people were working alone.

I do wonder if the Brits will finally get a good backlash going. When you’re called a hater for the crime of being terroristically murdered, there has to be a breaking point.

 

Evergreen College Faculty demand their university be closed!

We vehemently reject the claim that students have been violent simply because they have been loud and emphatic. There is a difference between exercising the right to freely voice an opinion and inciting violence—and that difference has nothing to do with volume or forcefulness.

Closing the campus because of the threats of violence was an over-reaction obviously.

And that prof who had to flee for his life? He was just being a violent hater!

The next two lines are my favorite part.

* Take seriously the threats made to individual community members and use all available institutional resources to protect them.

They’re going to make sure that there are repercussions for  the people who threated that prof and made him flee for his life!!!!!

* Demonstrate accountability by pursuing a disciplinary investigation against Bret Weinstein

Now that’s how a leftist displays accountability. By blaming the victim.

 

Nother lefty blaming others for her felonies!

Wasserman Shultz said she had violated the policies “for years and years and years.” She also sought to find out how much House authorities might know about her internet usage, asking “Are members monitored?”…

Wasserman Schultz then blamed House authorities for not stopping her and questioned their commitment to cybersecurity.

But of course.

 

Let’s Iowahawk for two tweets.

This one is awesome.

Dude is hilarious.

 

More Proof That The Wash Post Are Bunch Of Lying Liars Who Fakenews!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their big Scoop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last week about Kushner and the Russians?

In other words, the WaPo relied on a walk-in letter from a person it can’t identify, who relied on an alleged account by Russia’s top diplomat about what was discussed with Kushner.

Yeah. Lying liars who fakenews.

 

CNN trying to lessen the vitriol of their spokesthing, Kathy Griffin, went all classy!

Let’s do some more CNN

Totes unrelated, a list of CNN sponsors. Suitable for treating as they want to treat us. Maybe we should do a little, Do unto them as they do unto you, for a while.

 

After 8 years of impunity, Democrats and their bribers got very sloppy about hiding their felonies.

Information revealed this week on how Mylan overcharged for its EpiPen opened the door for new attacks from a primary opponent of West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin (D.), whose daughter is CEO of the pharmaceutical company…

Manchin’s Democratic primary opponent, Paula Jean, turned the latter report into a political attack against the West Virginia senator, who has taken $127,000 in campaign contributions from Mylan and urged his colleagues to be “open-minded and fair” when investigating the scandal…

The Inspector General report released by Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley (R.) on Wednesday revealed that Mylan overcharged the government by $1.27 billion for failing to correctly classify its EpiPen.

It’s hard to keep your focus when the Dept. of “Justice” is focused laser-like on attacking your political enemies while ignoring all your felonies.

 

Awww, poor widdle commies. Didums get a big scare?

Mattis outrages Beijing with explicit commitment to defend Taiwan

US Secretary of Defence James Mattis, as well as his Japanese and Australian counterparts Tomomi Inada and Marise Payne, all highlighted their support for last year’s ruling by the Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague that invalidated China’s claim to sovereignty over large swathes of the South China Sea. They said they opposed China’s “militarisation move” in the disputed waters through land reclamation and weapons deployment on the artificial islands because it has unilaterally changed the security “status quo” in the region.

Addressing the Shangri-La ­Dialogue, Mattis said the US would continue to abide by its commitment to Taiwan, the first time the island has been mentioned by a US delegation to the forum since its inception in 2002…

 

Trump is similar to Ronnie Raygun in that he hires people he trusts and then leaves them alone.

Our enemies surely do miss Obama.

 

Let’s end on Looking On The Bright Side Of Life!

Two A Days?

Posted: June 3, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Edumakashun, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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Who knows? I’ll probably get burned out tomorrow and not post for a month or two.

If you’re not blazing cat fur your darkness is not being lit as you would have missed this article. I’m gonna do fractal cuttin n pastin for dramatic effect.

Parents are furious after children as young as 5-years-old were exposed to a man’s erotic drag show performance at what was supposed to be a (grade) school district  talent show…

The talent show was emceed by District 4 Superintendent Alexandra Estrella…

The May 25th performance shocked and enraged parents who could not believe the school district would allow a grown man to spread his legs and display his crotch to wide-eyed children.

“I left the show the minute he started sticking his tongue out,” one parent to the Daily News. “I had my children with me and I wasn’t going to allow them to see that.”…

Good for him. Or her. Or They. Or Che. Or…Man, I miss when we could use language to communicate.

More.

And when the drag queen dropped to the floor and began writhing in a sexually-suggestive manner, the auditorium erupted.

“Once he got to that part it was chaos,” Ms. Morales said. “People were yelling and leaving. A lot of parents were saying had they known this was going to happen they would have taken their kids out after they had performed.”

Who thought this was a good idea? Who suggested it? Answers the parents deserve but they’ll never get.

Why did they have an adult, male, drag queen perform his act for children? Oh c’mon, you already know that.

“The school district told me the performance was about LGBT awareness,” she said.

For Tolerance! You’re not intolerant, are you? You should be celebrating having Divine prance around for little kids!!! Not upset! Hater.

So…who was the drag queen? You probably don’t want to know.

And the individual who performed in drag was identified as the president of the Public School 96 Parent Association.

Man, those must be some PTA meetings!

 

 

I didn’t realize the Examer were a bunch of never-Trumpers but watching them pass along innuendo as fact it’s hard to ignore.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer was asked Friday whether President Trump might invoke executive privilege to prevent Comey, who was fired by Trump last month, from speaking to the Senate intelligence panel as part of its investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election and possible collusion between the Russians and the Trump campaign.

While he said the issue has “got to be reviewed,” Spicer didn’t say whether a decision had been made…

They make sure you know he was fired and that Trump is going to stop Justice From Being Served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, they have no proof and Spicer’s answer was a non-committal, “Yeah, whatever”. It has to be annoying to respond to lies from anonymous Democratic donors every day.

They do have anonymous sources, the gold-standard in Get Trump

A White House official later confirmed to Bloomberg that the Trump administration is reviewing the matter.

Let’s not forget innuendo reported as fact. You can’t ignore that when bashing Trump. Oh, and it’s innuendo based on anonymous sources!

Comey is expected to tell lawmakers about his private conversations with Trump. According to a Comey memo, reported by the New York Times last month, Trump had asked Comey to lay off his agency’s investigation into former national security adviser Mike Flynn.

Roto-Reuters is also “speculating”,

Legal experts say that Trump could invoke a doctrine called executive privilege to try to stop Comey from testifying. But such a maneuver would draw a backlash and could be challenged in court, they said.

The following describes how executive privilege works and why it could backfire on Trump if he invokes it.

I guess it was the journolist “Story of the week” direction. There are a whole lot of stories pushing it.

This is an interesting article, anonymous sources say Trump ain’t gonna do it.

Despite speculation that President Trump may seek executive privilege to prevent his former FBI director– James Comey– from testifying next week before the Senate, two senior administration officials reportedly said there is no plan to hinder the testimony.

I bet a dollar that’s a Trump-authorized leak.

I’m not saying he’s leaking what he’s going to do, I’m saying he’s getting ‘journalists’ dueling over anonymous sources. Give them opportunities to look as ridiculous as they are. I really think he has an entire staff devoted to getting lefties frothing.

I wouldn’t bet either way one executive privilege.

On the one hand, if he doesn’t then he gets to see a bunch of evasions, innuendos and claims of National Security!!!! whenever Comey doesn’t want to answer.

On the other hand, if he does the outcome won’t be worse, they’ll be screeching no matter what, but he could point out all the times Obama did it and they had no problem at all. Get a review of the Obama years and the state of journojizm from those years.

I do think it’s a little more likely he won’t, but it could go either way.

 

I hate this shit. It’s a typical 21st century story.

An ambitious program of predicting recidivism among convicts is bringing algorithmic risk assessments to American courthouses…

In Loomis v. Wisconsin, a judge rejected a plea deal and sentenced a defendant (Loomis) to a harsher punishment in part because a COMPAS risk score deemed him of higher than average risk of recidivating. Loomis appealed the sentence, arguing that neither he nor the judge could examine the formula for the risk assessment—it was a trade secret…

 

Yeah see, California tried 3 strikes and you’re out, that was a good way to spot repeat offenders. But we can’t profile now so we need this secret police-computer to take common sense out of it! I’m sure Roberts’ court will have no problem with it. It’s probably in the commerce clause.

 

Let’s Weasel Zippers for a couple.

The president of Venezuela, whose government shoots protesters in the street, recently thanked the international community for its “universal vote of confidence” in that country’s commitment to human rights…

How can these people get away with saying such things? Because they have been elected to the U.N. Human Rights Council, whose members are — on paper — charged with “upholding the highest standards” of human rights.

The deuce you say! WZ is quoting fakenewsers at the Wash Post, which makes that funny. The Wash Post has spent decades ignoring that shit and now they’re OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Stop drinking now.

When the council focuses on human rights instead of politics, it advances important causes. In North Korea, its attention has led to action on human rights abuses. In Syria, it has established a commission on the atrocities of Bashar al-Assad’s regime.

They’re still fakenewsers at heart so they have to make such laughable assertions.

Actions on human rights abuses in North Korea means they kill whoever talked and hide it for a while.

The commission on atrocities in Syria is a money making deal where they probably meet at some Sandals in the Med. I was going to link a few Syrian atrocity declarations but I couldn’t decide if I wanted 20 from before 2007 or 20 after. Eh, at least they’re not on the UN Human Rights committee (actual results may vary) like Venezuela, China and Cuba. Other places where they’re actively killing humans with no rights.

Oh, and a reminder.

Green Science is neither!

 

Some more International Community News!

For the first time, a small team of international data and financial journalists dug deep into the financial mechanisms of the EIB’s investments in Sub-Saharan countries, analysing a mix of public and internal data provided by the bank…

Our findings show that in several cases, large infrastructure projects, such as power plants and mines, have an adverse effect on the inhabitants of these countries. Insufficient scrutiny from the European institutions results in only a partial overview of the bank’s activities and a lack of transparency around the projects.

No! Why…that means that if we gave $trillions of aide to Africa for decades it would do no good!

What happens is that there are bribes and corruption all around, from the top down. You bribe the ruler of the country, you bribe the local warlord, the contractors all skim off and bribe the inspectors.

If they build a road, the ‘bed’ is shoddily done, the material to make the roadway is cheap and shoddy so the road is full of potholes and cracks within about a week of being opened. I’d hate to think of living near a dam or power plant built that way.

Much of the money goes to palaces, Mercedes and Switzerland.

 

I’m all broke up about this one.

Founding EU members Germany, France, and Italy have told US president Donald Trump that the Paris climate treaty “cannot be renegotiated”, after Trump announced the US would pull out.

 

I saw some freaking out about this but I didn’t get. I’d never wear it but then, I’d never wear cowboy boots. That doesn’t mean I’m against them.

I’m linking because of this picture though.

The guy in pink with the chubby looks the least gay.

 

Let’s look at some non-cognitive dissonance!

 

Speaking of non-cognition, I wish I could put Hillary’s face on Kim Jong Il’s body in this video.

Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry

…

Feel rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it’s fihring my body with rage

I’m the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they’ll notice me
But until then I’rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I’m so ronery

 

At Least It’s Not The Worst Of The 90s Anymore

Posted: May 24, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Exploding things, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Jitardis, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, PEBKAC, Pop. Pop Music., The "Justice" Dept., Trump 2020 Reelection Team, Why I Hate People
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And I think we won the Cold War.

Again.

I see at the IB that Chris Cornell, the singer from Soundgarden, died. RIP, as Sobek says, he was a damn fine singer. I was a classic rock guy until the 90s and got into alternative rock. I figure it was because they went back to rock and roll’s roots: heroin.

I always figured spoonman had something to do with cooking up some heroin. I could be wrong as it doesn’t really seem to mean anything intelligible, sorta like your average junkie.

 

Well, there’s maybe a little of the 90s, but it’s the funny part.

1990, Crackhead Mayor of DC, Democrat Marion Barry, sez,

The enraged Barry muttered over and over, “Bitch set me up . . . references to the woman who lured him to the hotel…

 

Flash ahead to 2017 and a different minitrue outlet is saying the Bitch Set Him Up!, and it’s hilarious.

…girl who had exchanged sexually explicit text messages with former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) lied about her age and political motivations to harm Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, according to a report by the investigative news site WhoWhatWhy.

Hey, that’s our schtick! sez the Wash Post.

Who’s WhoWhatWhy? They’re a non-partisan, internet website that only looks to get to the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s look at their totally trustworthi- and non-partisaniness!

Fighting the Koch Brothers for Transparency in South Dakota…Vigilance Is Needed to Fight Net Neutrality Rollback…Closing Borders and Ethnocentrism Unite Trump and Hungary’s Orbán…Trump and Evangelicals, the Culmination of an Unholy Alliance… (and my personal favorite last, recall that Comey’s replacement is a Friend Of Hillary V)…WWW Exclusive: Felix Sater Links Trump to Comey’s Replacement

Yeah. They’re the gold standard in minitrue journalism, they hate all the right people.

It’s funny how often bitches be setting up Democrats.

 

Before we get on to ignoring Comey, something that has me confused. First, notice the URL, nation.co.ke, you know our fine lefty idjits at The Nation here would love that url. Cuz nation.lsd is taken.

Second, this.

The United Nations has accused Ukraine of defying an international embargo on South Sudan and supplying the country with weapons.

 

At first I was all, “Yay Ukraine!” South Sudan needs to be able to fight back against their fine, tolerant, slave-raiding, murderous neighbors to the north, but then I read this.

Meanwhile, sacked army chief Paul Malong returned to Juba on Saturday, saying he never intended to wage war against President Salva Kiir.
“If I want to rebel I can do it in Juba. If I was about to fight I would fight here,” he told reporters upon his arrival in the capital.
President Kiir dismissed his powerful, hardline army chief on Tuesday last week.
Malong, long regarded as an ethnic nationalist of Kiir’s majority Dinka tribe, was replaced by Gen James Ajongo Mawut, a career soldier.

Will whoever gets those weapons be loyal to the new country that just doesn’t want to be enslaved and murderously dictated at or loyal to the slave-raiding, murderous dictator or is he trying to become a whole nother murderous dictator?

I hope it’s option A, but that’s not usually the way to bet in this world.

 

In more Comey free news, Obstruction Of Justice!

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz threatened the chief of the U.S. Capitol Police with “consequences” for holding equipment that she says belongs to her in order to build a criminal case against a Pakistani staffer suspected of massive cybersecurity breaches involving funneling sensitive congressional data offsite.

 

Oh wait, that’s non-Trump-related. That means it can be safely ignored cuz Trump said something stupid!

Okay, just a little Comey. CNN has The Scoop Of The Millennia! Nother, totally accurate, memo that they’ve been given! They’re not just reporting on what some dude told them!

Well there’s no arguing with that!

 

News We All Knew!

the 22-year-old British man believed to have killed 22 people in a suicide-bomb attack, had ties to al Qaeda and had received terrorist training abroad, a U.S. intelligence official told NBC News…

…had traveled to Libya within the last 12 months, one of multiple countries he had visited, the official said. And while he had “clear ties to al Qaeda,” the official said, (dead terrorist) could have also had connections to other groups…

The U.S. official said Abedi’s bomb was “big and sophisticated,” using materials hard to obtain in Britain — meaning “it’s almost impossible to see he didn’t have help.”

It’s funny how EUnuchs noticing reality so soon is reason for applause. They’ll never know his motives, but at least they’re this far along.

The worst part of the episode.

Members of his own family had even informed on him in the past, telling British authorities that he was dangerous, according to the intelligence official.

There’s no excuse for Known Wolf. Especially when his family sez it.

 

What a difference an ejection makes.

I love the look… smirk on Trump’s face.

 

Let’s Trump!

CNN has him now!

I was going to link a Trump’s Budget Is Gonna Kill Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!! articles, but there are so many out there it’s hard to choose just 1,465, so do a search for “Trump’s Budget” and read the headlines.

Or, you could read this.

President Donald Trump’s budget proposal this week will include provisions to end many foreign military grants administered by the State Department and replace them with loans, a move that could affect up to $1 billion in aid to dozens of countries if Congress approves, U.S. officials said.

An internal State Department memo reviewed by The Wall Street Journal names Pakistan, Tunisia, Lebanon, Ukraine, Colombia, Philippines and Vietnam as among countries that could be affected.

 

I’m for most of that. Why are we giving money to Hezbollah?

 

Alternate headline, Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Free Speech!

Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Making Trump Presidency Possible

His headline is more subtly funny, I’m more direct usually.

Breaking news from

 

Two related links.

Democrats in America think it’s okay to attack their enemies. Not just okay, but required.

Most people, when they want their congressional members to hear their dissenting voices, send a letter, drop an email, leave a voicemail.

Democrats? They threaten violence.

Our fine betters have been othering normal Americans , their plans are finally coming together.
I wish them well of it.

 

The Democrats’ allies in Venezuela are a little further along in their plans.

Crazy, 37 second long video I can’t embed showing a bunch of guys, wearing black, riding black motorcycles going from left to right throwing stuff and firing long guns behind them and then you see a bunch of just people chasing after them.

Venezuela is just ugly and all our fine media betters are fucking ignoring it.

I did think of one way Maduro could use those surface-to-air missiles, he could give them to FARC and they could shoot down a US drug-interdiction plane.

If your country’s going to shit, why not start a war with America?

It can’t hoit!

 

Teach your children well!

 

 

It used to be that the Simpsons was where you went to see the hilarity of our society, then Futurama came along and showed us the future was gonna be ridiculously funny too!

 

Yeah, I thought I was  a little light on links so I’d throw in some filler.

In my defense, all everybody is talking about is whatever fake, Comey news they’re spewing today. I just can’t take it some days.

Is Reality Making A Comeback?

Posted: May 22, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Drunkblogging, EUnuchstan, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, I'm Afraid I Can't Blog That, Liberal Fascism, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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Could actual reality be imposing its will on REALITY!!!!!!!!!?

Above the post, a minute later, Netanyahu makes Veeshir laugh! Update!!!!!

Netanyahu: For The First Time in My Lifetime, There Is Hope For Change and Realistic Peace

That’s Yiddish for “How’s my ass taste Obama?”

Now back to our post. You have to read the next question after reading the headline but before reading this. I probably should have told you that earlier. Oh well, on to the post!

 

Some would say, No!

Like the WSJ.

Republicans in Congress appear to have struck a Faustian bargain with President Trump: They turn a blind eye to his antics, ethical lapses, possible Russian ties and sheer incompetence. In return, he supports their hard-right agenda to shred the social safety net and cut taxes on the rich.

But now—after the clumsy firing of FBI Director James Comey, the alleged obstruction of justice, the unconscionable revelation of sensitive…

First, ‘Faustian”?

 

More importantly, I could get a subscription to the WSJ to read the rest of the article, but I’ve found a supplier of cheap, actual, moonshine and it accomplishes the same number of dead brain cells.

The only difference is that I point and laugh at entirely different things than the feverish imaginations of some idiot who thinks the GOP was ever on Trump’s side who also calls Trump the “Devil”.

So what has he done that’s so incompetent Mama Boucher… Wall Street Journal Journalist!? Is it undoing Obama’s lawless orders or saying, “Islamic terrorism” to Saudis or flying directly from Saudi Arabia to Israel? Or is it that he goes against what the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party has decreed is Good For America? (spoiler alert, it’s the last thing, V)

While I point and laugh at idiots sometimes when I’m drunk I try to avoid those people, they harsh my buzz.

The other difference is that the moonshine is cheaper. The best part? There’s no deposit on the mason jar but they pay you when they return them!

 

For a take closer to mine, this guy. Via this girl.

For the last 100 years – and, especially for the last 8 years under President Obama – more and more Americans have become feckless dependents of government.

They may be rich, middle class or poor. They may depend on government benefits, or on special favors written into our laws and regulations. Or they may be politicians and bureaucrats and government workers, deciding the fates of other people and taking paychecks a good deal larger than what most of them could get in the private sector. They may be journalists taking cash payments from the CIA, or billionaires with extensive government contracts.

And they are indeed feckless. They gladly believe and spread the most ridiculous things on zero evidence. For example, they choose a criminally dishonest politician (Hillary Clinton) to be president. When she doesn’t quite win the election, they gladly believe and spread rumors that the guy who did win is a Russian spy – on zero evidence, again – and chant “F*ck [him]!” at important political conventions.

On the other side are ordinary Americans who more-or-less believe in God, common sense, and supporting themselves through work. Again, they may be rich, middle class or poor. They choose 2 business people in a row to be president. The most recent one might not be a great role model in some ways, but at least he says sensible things in a forthright, unafraid manner. When he wins the election, he sets himself to the task of reviving America’s economy and manufacturing base – only to be undermined by the vast army and bureaucracy of the feckless government dependents, spreading their nonsense

RTWT, it’s very intelligent. You can tell cuz it’s agrees with what I think.

 

More smart people!

Wrong, wrong, wrong. He IS addressing the nation—via Twitter, as Rush mentioned, which disallows Government Media from spinning, lying, selectively editing, and basically standing everything he says on its head to mean the opposite of what he actually did say.

We’ve heard it from the very beginning, but think, if you will, about just who it is that’s continually bitching about Trump being on Twitter: Democrat Socialists and—perhaps to an even greater degree—Trump’s Republicrat opposition. The only people who are upset by Trump’s Tweeting are people who don’t like him, who opposed him from the start, and are working even now to thwart and hogtie him. (bold me, italics him V) (well, italics him except for here and the previous parenthetical V)

Going around the Consensus! to get his message out is his worst sin.

 

Ladies, gentleman and Democrats of all ages, I give you a glowing example of the fine Democratic Values!

Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)…

“In the words of Kendrick Lamar – whose real last name is Duckworth – be humble,” Duckworth told the graduates.

The lyric in the song is, “bitch, be humble”

She glorified telling bitches to know their place.

But Trump said something stupid! We’re not going to say what, cuz everybody knows he does it all the time, but he said something stupid and therefore, you’re a misogynist hater for noticing this Wymyns Democrat telling bitches to know their place!

Hater.

 

Reality.

Almost all murders and attempted murders in Sweden using firearms are carried out by people with foreign backgrounds..

In around half of the cases, the men were born in Sweden whilst others migrated to the country at a young age. The study looked at 53 convicted and 47 suspected perpetrators involved in shootings in public places which have taken place since 2013…

Around 80 per cent of the men have roots in the Middle East and North Africa, with offenders having roots in Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Turkey, Somalia, and Eritrea…

REALITY!!!!!!!

Sweden now has a registry where people who are “guilty of wrong-think” can be looked up. And if you are on that registry, there will be consequences. Wrong think by the way, includes people who speak openly about the population replacement by migrants in a less than glowing way…

The authority justifies view the registry to those listed expressed objectionable views.

“About 12 000 international and Swedish accounts dedicated to the drive, threat, hatred and incitement against migrants, women and LGBT people, but also against organizations involved in human rights. These accounts often have right-wing and / or neo-Nazi orientation and excites even violence, “the Authority on its website.” (emphasis him V)

Ungood thinking is ungood and will be tracked by the forces of Tolerance, Love and Mostly Peace!

They used to have vikings there, didn’t they? I know they had Gustavus Adolphus, maybe he ended up in Hell and this is his punishment. It surely ain’t Valhalla.

Well, it ain’t Valhalla for Swedish. It appears to be Valhalla for Muslims as they fight all day, eat and drink all night and the place they’re fighting is paying for it all!

 

I don’t really see the problem here.

Venezuela possesses 5,000 Russian-made MANPADS surface-to-air weapons, according to a military document reviewed by Reuters,

The murderous dictator isn’t firing rockets at the protestors and I doubt Trump will invade Venezuela (Joe Biden might, going after all the Nazis who fled there after WWI and the Boer War), and I’d rather have them in that murderous dictator’s hands than some murderous terrorists in the middle east. He might sell them to murderous terrorists elsewhere, but Putin can do that himself. And does.

 

This is somewhat more worrying to me, from so long ago that it didn’t happen.

A proposed contract between Russia and Venezuela that could transfer thousands of sniper rifles to Venezuela has raised concerns in the United States about the potential use or regional distribution of the weapons by the socialist-inspired government of President Hugo Chávez.

The rifles are the latest variant of the Dragunov, a long-barreled, semiautomatic design with a telescopic sight.

Yeah, those sniper rifles are being put to good use.

With Venezuela holding a massive protest today dubbed the “Mother Of All Protests” to challenge the rule of president Maduro, who meanwhile has ordered the army into the streets, while summoning a counterprotests, violence seemed inevitable and moments ago Reuters reported that a young protester was shot (head shot, there’s a disturbing tweet with semi-blurred pic V) in the Venezuelan capital of Caracas.

Since the current murderous dictator was Chavez’ secret police chief, Maduro was in charge of murdering protestors under Chavez too.

All sides agree that a massacre took place on April 11 (2002) in El Silencio (the Silence), a historic district in the heart of downtown Caracas. Sometime between 2:30 and 3:20 p.m., gunmen began firing on opposition demonstrators as they marched on the Miraflores presidential palace to demand Chávez’s resignation (there is some dispute about exactly when the first shots were fired). Nineteen people were killed, including seven opposition demonstrators, seven Chavista counter-demonstrators, and five bystanders, together with about 60 wounded. By that evening, Chávez would be out of office, only to return 47 hours later after the implosion of the provisional government.

So nothing new. Just the same old stuff that our fine media betters are ignoring. Cuz this time, this time!!!!!!, they might get socialism right! If they have to kill a few wogs, well, eggs and Halloween and all that.

 

More REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On today’s Reliable Sources on CNN, Schieffer reported the glaringly obvious truth: that President Trump gave a good speech in Saudi Arabia today. Guest host John Berman had to push back: “you know, Bob, though, that there will be people who look at that last comment you made and say you’re normalizing the president.”

Schieffer gave the perfect response: he wasn’t trying to normalize Trump, he was trying to do what reporters [are supposed to] do: report.

It’s sorta depressing that they’re using my strategy against me. They refuse to act as if reality is real, while I want us to refuse to accept their REALITY!!!!!!!.  Good on Schieffer for his response (there’s vid at the link), I would have expected an apology or some sort of half-hearted defense.

I love this bit from the journolister

you’re normalizing the president. You’re saying because he met this admittedly very low bar for not sounding foolish, in fact, he was in fact presidential. What would you say to criticism like that? (I’d tell you to wash Democratic ass off your mouth before talking to me, but then, I’m kind of an asshole V)

Yeah, the very low bar set by Obama.

Trump didn’t bow as he was shaking hands (a major faux pas in diplomatic circles), he didn’t bow at the waist all the way as if looking for lost change, a sign that you are in a subordinate position, and he didn’t apologize to dictators for buying their product and protecting their country against their neighbors so they can keep dictating.

So yeah, that bar was low, but Trump cleared it without even noticing it. He said,

That means honestly confronting the crisis of Islamist extremism and the Islamist terror groups it inspires. And it means standing together against the murder of innocent Muslims, the oppression of women, the persecution of Jews, and the slaughter of Christians.

When was the last time anyone said that in Saudi Arabia? I’d guess it was done in a British accent and the speaker was a military governor of the British Empire in the 19th century.

If not then, I’d say it was never said to the oligarchs of Arabia.

Looking for articles on that speech, I saw some hilarious stuff about how it was a terrible speech that did not do any good. Which shows us that the media isn’t even trying anymore. They had those articles written before the speech and Trump had the bad manners to not suck but they didn’t change their articles. Remember, they’re not just stupid, ignorant and biased, they’re lazy too!

 

The Arctic will be ice-free this year….in five years…..in 23 years!

The last piece of summer sea-ice in the Arctic is expected to melt away in just 23 years,

Disprove that prediction!  I love this bit

three decades earlier than previously expected.

Don’t you mean 3 decades later?

Or….

Global warming alarmists and climate scientists have predicted that the Arctic Ocean will be ice-free by 1979, or 2000, or 2008, or 2012, or 2013, or 2015, or 2020, or 2030, or 2050 or…

Do you mean 61 years late? 40 years late? 32 years late? 28 years late? 27 years late? 25 years late? 20 years late? 10 years late? or 10 years early?

It’s sorta funny how Settled Science!!!!!!!!!!! is so unsettling.

 

While I don’t condone this and I think anybody who disseminates this is a tool of Big Robbery!, it’s just so darn brilliant I have to post it.

Always carry duct work when committing a crime!

 

The most brilliant ideas are the simplest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Optimism!

Posted: May 19, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Democratic morality, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Liberal FAIL, Notes on the Revolution, The "Justice" Dept., Trump 2020 Reelection Team, Why I Hate People
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When is the end of the world?

May 31st!

 

Mega-Earthquake!

You have to love people who look on the bright side, but until then, we’re stuck with now.

 

See, this guy is a pessimist, I can respect that but I have much more faith in our fine media betters.

Media Reach Peak Meltdown Over Comey Memo, Russian Disclosure
Fresh pair of Trump controversies has press demanding impeachment, suggesting people will die

I’d say we ain’t seen nothing yet.

 

How can I say that? According to the NY Times,

The ceremony occurred in the Blue Room of the White House, where many senior law enforcement officials — including the Secret Service director — had gathered. Mr. Comey — who is 6 feet 8 inches tall and was wearing a dark blue suit that day – told Mr. Wittes that he tried to blend in with the blue curtains in the back of the room, in the hopes that Mr. Trump would not spot him and call him out. (emphasis me V, cuz the picture that brings to mind is just so fucking funny.)

That’s right, they’re claiming the FBI director was afraid of Trump and tried to hide from him by wearing camouflage. No, they really wrote that, I’m not making it up. I’m not that creative. I might have said he was hiding but the wearing camouflage is just that extra touch I’m not sure I have.

Seriously, if you’d just click the link you’d be more stupider but at least then you’d know that, unlike the NY Times, I’m telling the truth.

 

WTF is going on at the Free Beacon? Another Concerned Conservative bashing Trump for his twitting at twits.

The man can’t help himself. I’m speaking of course of our president, Donald Trump, whose talents at marketing and publicity brought him wealth and fame and, at the age of 70, the highest political office in the nation…

And this Concerned Conservative is On The Job!

His desire to convey an image of speed and determination has resulted in executive orders stopped by judicial intervention

You mean where they judge-shopped, found some assholes who would go against settled law because they didn’t like Trump? That judicial intervention? Jackass.

a legislature that is quarrelsome and confused.

The only confusion is trying to figure out how to avoid doing what they’ve been specifically elected to do and the only people they’re quarrelsome with are Trump and me. That fucking legislature. Idiot.

His popping off on Twitter creates scandals that should not otherwise exist, and inflames already high tensions in the capital.

He should mean responding to made-up scandals, but he doesn’t. That is what he’s talking about after all even if he doesn’t realize it.

The funniest/stupidest sentence of the link.

His firing of FBI Director James Comey, then his changing explanations of the dismissal, birthed an enemy he does not want to have and alienated a staff whose loyalty he needs.

No, he hasn’t changed his explanations, this idiot is relying on news reporrts of what Trump Said!!!!! instead of looking at what Trump said. On his Twitter Account. Which this idiot is bashing.

Alienated the staff that’s been leaking since before he took office? That staff? The staff this idiot is relying on anonymous quotes for how they feel. That staff.

As for the “birthed an enemy” idiocy, no. Are you not watching the war on him, and by extension us, by everybody? The war that started more than a year ago?

Twitter is his only way to get his message out against the cries of Minitrue, the rest of the Democratic party and Concerned Republicans. Like, apparently, the Free Beacon.

I’m not sure what’s going on, but my optimism that they were not establishment pricks is being sorely tested by a couple articles this week, that one by A Concerned Conservative and the other one where they tried to tie a GOP candidate to Obama over Bush’ forced stimulizing and bailouting.

 

For the counter-point,

The blizzard of lies and distraction blowing through Washington is not just any routine stuffstorm, but a calculated attempt to bring down a president – our president, not the establishment’s president. And more than that, it’s an attempt to ensure that we never again have the ability to disrupt the bipartisan D.C. cabal’s permanent supremacy by inserting a chief executive who refuses to kiss their collective Reid.

Yup. But I do decry Kurt’s vulgarity, nobody should be told to kiss anybody’s ‘Reid’.

That’s just fucking vulgar and low.

I saw that link a few places but I clicked from Doug Ross’ Larwyn’s Lynx, which is a good round-up place.

 

I have in my hand proof, incontrovertible PROOF!!!! that Harvard grades on a curve!!

 Trump’s coverage during his first 100 days set a new standard for negativity. Of news reports with a clear tone, negative reports outpaced positive ones by 80 percent to 20 percent.

 

80%? What news were you watching? Other than Hannity and part of Bret Baier’s show (usually with Catherine Herridge who actually does news but definitely before the panel), I’d bet Fox was more than 80% negative, as for The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc., they’re ridiculous. Didn’t you watch CNN bash him for eating ice cream?

If they meant as an average only 80% of each and every report was negative I’d be with them. Even MSNBC has to take breaths between screeches.

 

Get Out Your Squeezy Bulb Cuz Repeal And Replace Is On Deck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOP voters device

Apparently, the House made a mistake, probably caused by all the Turmoil Surrounding Trump, so now they’re going to have to re-vote on Repeal and Replace..the Fix For Obamacare before they can send it to the Senate where they’ll undoubtedly get right on it.  Right. On. It.! This time! This time I am so optimistic they’re going to do it right that I could just shit myself!

Republicans are using the budget “reconciliation” process to pass their health care bill, which allows them to push legislation through the Senate with a simple majority. But that depends on the bill meeting certain requirements — and one of them is that it reduces the deficit by at least $2 billion over the next decade.

The trouble is that Republicans voted on their House bill without waiting for the Congressional Budget Office, the federal agency that evaluates legislation, to finish its projections, which are expected next week.

 

Ooopsie! No, I didn’t shit myself, my fine GOP betters are shitting all over me though! So I have that going for me.

It’s funny how, for me, the whole purpose of the “GOP Win!” category had changed over the last couple years.

Well, not so much funny as infuriatingly infuriating.

 

See, this is what I’m going on about. In talking about the Iranian ‘election’,

Iran’s President Hassan Rouhani hopes Friday’s election will put him back in the hot seat for another term, enabling the 68-year-old to pursue engagement with the West.

But the moderate, who struck a deal with world powers to curb Iran’s nuclear programme in return for sanctions relief, faces a strong challenge from hardline judge Ebrahim Raisi.

He believes Rouhani has gone too far and sold out the values of Iran’s Islamic revolution to its enemies.

 

They’re pretending the vote means anything at all. The mad mullahs decide who can run and they tell the ‘winner’ (puppet) how to act. I’m surprised they haven’t run Achmed the Dead Terrorist, maybe he’s on contract with Jeff Dunham so is unavailable.

Watching the media fawn over Achmadinejihad, the new madman they’re running and the Reform Candidate!!!!!, Rouhani, as if they’re not sock-puppets is just stupid. Although… at least Iranian sock-puppets work, so they have that going for them.

Who wins will show us what Iran thinks of the West I’d think. If it’s Rouhani, they’re going to pretend to ‘engage’ the West!!!!, if it’s the other guy, they’re going to get more overtly hard-assed. Should be interesting.

 

I don’t know if it’s new, 8 billion sellers of Che shirts might disagree, but it surely is hypocritical, ignorant and annoying.

 

The more you know about Robert E. Lee the more you respect him.

 

If Trump really wants to get America laughing and our fine social, moral, political and intellectuals frothingly maddened, I have a suggestion.

He could call himself Chaitlyn.

 

 

Don’t Encourage Them!

Posted: May 17, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, GOP Win!, Liberal FAIL, minitrue madness, Trump 2020 Reelection Team, Why I Hate People
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Above the post, before I post, I shouldn’t have clicked over to the news update!

So, after 8 years of Obama wiping his ass on the laws and the Constitution with no reaction from the fucking “Justice” Dept except to hide his crimes and Hillary’s, we have a Special Prosecutor for the non-crime of Russia helping release emails showing Hillary corruption!

We have to stop taking these assholes seriously. Stop voting for them, stop sending them money, stop reading the news or watching it. Maybe if we ignore them they’ll go away.

Now back to the post I was just about to post!

 

I warned you! I told, don’t encourage them, don’t act as if they’re not totally useless and stupid.

But no. Nobody listened and here we are,

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on May 16 expressed that “drama” in the White House was detracting from the Republican political agenda.

 

I was wondering what excuse they were going to use for failing to do what we elected them to do and I was also wondering how they were going to go after Trump, but here we are, with those assholes blaming their failure theater on Trump.

I think we could do with a little less drama from the White House on a lot of things so we can focus on our agenda, which is deregulation, tax reform, repealing and replacing ObamaCare,” said McConnell.

Yeah, cuz they’ve been working so hard since January! Wait, what have they done? Besides call Trump and asshole and tell me to fuck I mean. I’ll tell you what they’ve done, jack and squat, and jack is full of shit.

And guess who else is in on It’s Trump’s Fault We Are Fucking Useless?

Multiple other members of Congress expressed similar exasperation with recent developments in Washington. Fellow Republican Senator Jeff Flake concurred with McConnell, as did Senator Susan Collins.

The Usual Suspects.

 

Idiot Self Idiofies!

Support for President Trump among Republican lawmakers may be showing signs of strain..

Or should that be, “News From Last Year!”? How can anybody pretend the GOP doesn’t hate Trump even more than they hate their voters?

 

Why is this woman not being called to testify and subject to calls for special prosecutors?

Because we treated Obama and his suckophants as if they were not booger eating morons. So here we are, with one of the people who has most damaged our nation and who will never be called to account calling for an investigation of Trump.

 

While I applaud the noticing of exactly how stupid, damaging and utterly annoying our fine media betters are, I don’t like the headline.

The national media and the Democratic Party have gone stark raving mad over President Trump’s election victory; they refuse to accept it

Yup.

Our media and our Democrats seem to think that with all their hateful, childish behavior, their tantrums (“we won’t vote for an FBI director unless there is a special prosecutor“), they can win back the House and Senate in 2018.   They seem not to realize that they are going to lose more seats in both houses.  Their strategy, these vile tactics, are a suicide pact.  And when the mainstream media and the Democratic Party die by their own hands, only the mind-numbed elites on both coasts and the denizens of the editorial offices of the  NYT,  the WaPo  and the LA Times will be surprised.  No one else will care.  They will have seen it all coming for years.

The suicide pact is really just the results of taking them seriously.

They damage themselves in a tithing sort of thing with a heaping helping of positively feedbacked idiocy. As each moron said something more stupider and was not immediate laughed at, another moron said something even more, more stupider and then even more, more stupiderer until here we are, with the Dems and the media calling for Comey’s head for 6 months only to call him their BFF after they got what they asked for.

And I thought Vice President Joe Biden was going to be the most stupidest thing we’d see this century.

 

The EUnuchstanian EUrozone is in even more economic trouble than us and the IMF knows whose fault it is and what they need to do.

Europe’s richest nation – Germany – is being urged by the International Monetary Fund to spend more to boost its growth potential and that of the entire eurozone.

No really, Germany. The most stable, prosperous country in EUnuchstan and it’s their fault. That sentence basically should read, “Gimme, gimme, gimme.”

In a just released report the IMF revealed its wish list for Berlin which includes investing billions in new and upgraded infrastructure including improved internet access.

In addition it would like the government to spend more on childcare and refugee integration.

Income tax cuts are also suggested, along with employers raising wages to help lift eurozone inflation leading to the European Central Bank being able to wind down its stimulus efforts.

See? I would laugh at the idea that the EUnuchs want to force private employers to raise wages, but here we have people acting as if $15/hr minimum wage is not idiocy.

 

I hate the media. Here we have a story about how Venezuelans are wearing masks to hide their identities from the gov’t during protests and nowhere in that article is any intimation as to exactly why they’re trying to hide their identities.

You see, we’ve allowed idiots to pretend that socialism is a viable economic model instead of pointing and laughing whenever some fool claimed that.

 

As we’ve dealt with the dishonest idiocy of “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!” and even pretended the people pushing it deserved anything but to be fired from turning burgers at White Castle, we are ignoring the whole, Don’t Snitch! bullshit.

CHICAGO — The mother of a girl who officials said was gang-raped on Facebook Live is trying to raise money to move her family out of the neighborhood.

The girl, 15, has been living with relatives since the attack in late March, the mother told WGN. Her family remains in North Lawndale, and they say they’ve been harassed and attacked while trying to get enough money to move away.

Earlier this week, the victim’s 12-year-old sister was attacked by a group of girls near their home, their mother said.

Instead of pointing and laughing or pointing out the inherent racism whenever some racist Democrat screeched about The White Man Keeping The Black Man Down we’ve treated them as if they are not racist, horrible, assholes. So here we are, with blacks preying on blacks at unbelievable numbers and yet all the coverage on any problems blames whitey and the cops.

 

People treat Clintons and their istas as if they are not vile, corrupt, dishonest, willfully ignorant assholes, and we deserve everything we get from that.

In Chicago, city officials were busy working on outlawing guns and selling illegal guns. While I applaud the synergy, lock them up.

Emanuel was tight-lipped when asked Monday to define the role he accused Murphy of playing in the email scandal. But he referred obliquely to the broader investigation of alleged gun sales….

  • Rahm claimed Chick-fil-A didn’t reflect Chicago values because their company owners ascribe to the Catholic view of marriage – not that they discriminated (they didn’t), but that they believe in it; Rahm then welcomed Louis Farrakhan, one of the bigger racists in our lifetimes, to the violence plagued streets of the south side;
  • Rahm got outraged when someone with pirated radio uses racial slurs over a police zone, but his people hire back a known drunk who dealt guns over the city’s e-mail system and spread racist e-mails to subordinates and supervisors;

Rahm is one of the most vile Clintonistas. You know, along with all of them.

 

And what’s the most ridiculous of today’s ridiculosities, (besides VP Joe Biden)? That’s right, global warmmongering!

Let’s look at the intersection of vile Clintonistas and global warmmongering, Virginia!

Gov. Terry McAuliffe today directed the Virginia Department of Environmental Quality to begin assembling regulations to reduce carbon emissions from Virginia…

So if you’re gonna go to Virginia, don’t breathe! (yeah, I cut “power plants” but I learned to change quotes to fit my agenda! That’s how professional journalists do it! V)

 

Not really related, just made me laugh.

U.S. warplanes struck Islamic State fighters in March who thought they had reached a safe passage deal with U.S.-backed fighters in Syria, The Wall Street Journal reports.

Approximately 70 ISIS fighters had struck a deal with the Syrian Democratic Forces, the main force relied on by the U.S. to defeat ISIS. The deal entailed dropping weapons and defusing improvised explosive devices in exchange for safe passage outside of the city.

Once they left the city, the U.S. systematically targeted the fighters within their rules of engagement. “I think SDF let them have safe passage out of Tabqa, but once they continued on the battlefield, I don’t know if that’s something we’re required to honor,” Pentagon spokesman Capt. Jeff Davis told TheWSJ.

Your shoelaces are untied!

Well, semi-related. Trump might actually be noticing reality in Syria. Between this and sending weapons instead of more people he might actually have a grasp on how to handle Syria and, indeed, the whole Middle East.

 

So how ridiculous is today? He thinks this is ‘profound’ and many people do not think this is ridiculous.

Fight the power!

Important, Above The Blog, Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: May 11, 2017 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, EUnuchstan, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE THE IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this and thought it was a joke.

But it isn’t.  The Trump 2020 Re-election team is going all out!

That means this joke is no longer nearly as ridiculous as it used to be.

 

 

Now back to our post, already in UPDATE! status.

 

These are updates to other posts, but since nobody reads the posts, why not do it here?

In an IMPORTANT UPDATE TO TRUMP TROLLING THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, THEIR MEDIA/ENTERTAINMENT ARM AND EVEN THE SOCIALISTS!, we see this from SondraKistan. It’s like Alextopia except with fewer stompy boots.

 

That right there is high-fucking-larious.

Hoist by their own retards.

 

Nother, We Don’t Know What To Think Yet!!!!!!, Update!

The ladies on “The View” clearly didn’t expect their audience to cheer as they announced Wednesday on their show that President Donald Trump had fired FBI Director James Comey.

“I’m sure you all have heard, but FBI Director James Comey’s been fired,” Whoopi Goldberg announced to the audience who could be heard cheering.

I blame the ladies women on the View. They really need to let their audience know the new Reality! before they change the narrative. I mean, it’s just rude to expect them to know it was a Bad Thing Trump Did! after 6 months of Comey being front and center at each and every 2-Minutes-Hate.

Although..in the View’s and Colbert’s defense, their audiences are supposed to know that everything Trump does is bad.

If Trump were to pardon Hillary, give Obama the Presidential Medal of Even More Freedom and ‘xecutively order that Planned Parenthood be a cabinet-level gov’t agency, they should still know to boo him.

It’s just axiomatic.

 

 

Not an update, just common sense.

Researchers at Cornell University have found that erythritol (sugar substitute V) is a biomarker for increasing fat mass and can be metabolized by and produced in the body.

Reminds me of my Dunkin’ Donuts days hearing, “I’ll take a Boston Creme doughnut, a French Crueller, coffee with extra cream and a Sweet and Low.”

Sure they’re eating and drinking like 1500 calories and a 5 day supply of saturated-, unsaturated- and super-saturated-fat but they saved like 15 calories! It’s healthy!

Cornell should probably look at eating habits before they blame the non-fattening sweetener.

 

Nother Not An Update! But Pretty Darn Funny!

Macron: Stop saying my much-older wife is my beard

Can we get a fake-news going about him dating Justin Trudeau?

I know, we’d need the expert fakenewswers at the NY Times and CNN to really do it, but maybe if we got Ace, the Puppy Blender, Blazing Cat Fur and Breitbart we could get it rolling along!

 

When I was young, the NY Post and the Daily News came out twice a day, it’s interesting seeing the Post go back to that sort of deal where the morning paper wasn’t the last word.

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