Archive for the ‘Drunkblogging’ Category

I’ve got my ticket, he’s got that load. Got up, gone higher, all aboard.

Take my seat, sit way back. ooh yeah. Watch this train roll down the track.
He better bring it on home, Bring it on home to us.
Watch out, watch out…

 

If Trump’s gonna make such explosive accusations as this

 

then he’d better do something about it.

You can’t say shit like that and then just let it slide. He really needs to start doing something about this shit.

 

I will say his first “McCarthyism!!!” tweet was pretty stupid. What Obama did was either nixonian or Chicago Machine Politics

obamapizza

 

What you’re going to be accused of doing in the future is McCarthyism as you try to purge the gov’t of leftist saboteurs. Remember the definition of McCarthyism: When a witch hunter who keeps catching real witches.

Radio host Mark Levin used his Thursday evening show to outline the known steps taken by President Barack Obama’s administration in its last months to undermine Donald Trump’s presidential campaign and, later, his new administration.

 

It’s almost as if Obama was planning this Russia bullshit all along!

On his way out the door, Obama also rewrote the line of succession in cases where the AG recuses himself. (I didn’t know there was such a previously-planned chain of succession.)

He specifically wrote one senior guy out of the succession, and re-routed the succession to go right to his friendlies.

 

It’s going to be like playing Doom for Trump. Sure, he thinks he has it mapped

govt

when suddenly James Carville jumps out of nowhere

carville

 

and he’s dealing with some obviously idiotic ‘leak’ from some unnamed source at the DHS.

As Rush notices

They know exactly what they’ve got. The Obama administration left all this stuff in place for ’em to use. It’s not a witch hunt. There is the execution of an attempt at a peaceful coup. A peaceful coup to oust Donald Trump is what we are witnessing. It’s been orchestrated by Obama and the Democrat Party. It’s that simple.

It is not a witch hunt. They’re not blindly hoping they find things as they open doors. They know what’s behind the doors. They put the stuff there..

 

 

The only question I have is if John McCain and little lord graham knew about it before January or if they learned about it afterward when their Minitrue/Dem colleagues told them their lines.

 

Don’t ever change Minitrue

Less than five weeks after he took office, the chances of a spring thaw in relations between Washington and Moscow – once buoyed by an apparent “bromance” between Trump and President Vladimir Putin during the U.S. political campaign – are looking much dimmer, U.S. officials say.

 

So…. little more than a month into his POTUSy and Trump is not sucking Putin’s dick? Why…it’s almost as if all the Putin Hearts Trump stuff was bullshit!?!?!?!??!!!?!?

 

Now, we were all pissed off at the Mayans over the whole 2012 thing (We were promised an apocalypse and all we got was a shitty movie!), but maybe they’re trying to make up for it.

If you scan this Mayan statue

buy-vodtequla

It says, “Buy Vodquila

 

mayan

 

An Apocalypse In Every Bottle!

Me tubin’ Too.

First, something I can’t decide if it’s funny or endy or just pathetically terrifying.

When I played that, it had a Trump ad across the middle. I’ll call that a win.

Which leads to a comment I posted at Paco’s that made me laugh. I’m posting it here to make me laugh again.

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the ’96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John’s pizza running against Wednesday.

 

Next, some gunny stuff.

I must have been about 5 years too young for this awesomeness.

I still want one.

 

So, anybody up for a game of pool?

I’d need to borrow a 9mm, my stuff just blows the shit out of the table.

 

Coupla reposts

Good question, good intro, good reminder.

 

And of course, my favorite Steve Lee song, but he has a bunch of awesome ones.

See also

i-like-guns-tee-got (1)

 

In AZ, they have HOV-2, I wonder if this’ll count.

 

Can I get a Yee Motherfucking Haw?

Is it caturday yet?

 

I had an Ebiscu Muscats vid ready, but as I watched it, I realized it just wasn’t as hot as Banana Mango High School.

But this one was queued on the side, so I figured I would post it as a public service to the Chinese who seem hell-bent on getting into a war with the Chinese.

We are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

What the hell is going on in that vid eo? There’s something about it that almost makes sense but it’s just out of reach.

I mean, you can almost see it, and then a bunch of bones floats by and a huge black guy in knickers starts dancing.

I just find it hard to believe that even two atomic bombs can erase centuries of being badasses so they’re a powderkeg waiting to get off…go off.

 

A non video drudgetaposition

Legalized pot in Washington

People are taking Washington St ferries and stumbling off without their cars.

 

Let’s end on a hate crime.

lgb and tatas

 

Actually, let’s end on more Hillary! videos.

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Ruminations on stuff.

I took the southern route down 81 to 40 to Holbrook, AZ. It was 200 miles longer than if I had gone 90 to 70 to 44 to 40 to Holbrook, I checked at 44 and I was 1509 miles from my sister’s house while I had driven 1724.

I still think it was a good idea. The other route had at least $35 tolls, I paid none, and the traffic would have been much worse so I’d guess my way took less than 3 hours more because of the difference in traffic. I’d rather just set the cruise for 80 and sleep most of the way.

I meant to write this last year….The Most Stupider Use Of Electronic Signs In The Country! Award goes to…….Tennessee!!!!!

The only one that mentioned a problem on the road said that the lane blockage had been cleared…. just before I got stuck in traffic because of a lane closure. Thank you Nashville.

My personal favorites were the 5-6 that said, “Keep your eyes on the road!”. Which I had been doing until I looked up to read your fucking sign.

 

Another day, another giving Clintons the benefit of the doubt. This time over the head of the “Justice” Dept. meeting secretly with Bill to discuss grandchildren, the weather and the dishonesty and corruption they’re involved with.

Of course, our fine media betters are all giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Just the way they did in the 90s When the Clintons said, “We did nothing wrong!!!”. When it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt, they , The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.”

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt……

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt….

 

Sorry, I got stuck in a Wolf Blitzer loop.

 

I am so boned. I contacted George Clinton and Bush to see if they needed a campaign manager and you know what I found out? They’re not running!?!?!?!?!!

Clinton-Bush

Apparently Bush is not one person and all of the members of the band are Brits, so they can’t run and George Clinton said he couldn’t work with Congress. He prefers the parliamentary system.

(*smack*) (Sorry).

So now I need to find another choice. Sigh.

Last thing, a riddle.

What sound does a golden cow make?     Golden Cow

 

answer below the fold.

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Geez, we haven’t had a good blogwar around here for ages.

Of course, we here at DPUD don’t blogwar against other blogs, we are all about the interblogwar.

I’ll start.

80s music sucks, they had far superior music in the

60s,

70s (it’s a 4 minute song, not sure what they do the last two minutes)

90s

and even the 00s

Remember folks, smack, LSD and pot make good music, cocaine only makes good movies.

Speaking of drugs, this is lame.

star trek wiz

Now maybe the rest would play that, but we all know Kirk would walk in (swoosh) in and start bitch-slapping people.

An artist’s rendition

Pic via The Outrider.Borepatch.

The New Normal

Posted: October 10, 2013 by veeshir in Drunkblogging, Obama's Fault

WTF?

We have a president who has:

Facilitated the killing of Americans (Fast and Furious and other gunrunning schemes),

Ignored things while Americans are killed (Benghazi)

Kills Americans without any sort of due process (Americans in other countries with his Cox Skybombers)

Unleashed a thuggish bunch of federal workers on us, NPS, EPA, IRS, etc.

What. The Fuck?

 

Seriously.

What the fucking fuck?

How the fuck did we get here?

Yeah, My Old One Gets That Too

Posted: October 5, 2013 by veeshir in Drunkblogging, Hotassery

We all saw the story last week about the person having a sex-change that went bad and then committed suicide.

But what I didn’t see anywhere was this article with this quote. (I did see it at Eric’s)

my new penis had symptoms of rejection

Story of my life.

But an interesting part of the story is the mentions of euthanasia (not Youth In Asia). They’re doing it for no reason except the people want to die.

is the same doctor who late last year gave lethal injections to congenitally deaf twins who were frightened they were also going blind.

Get it? They thought they might go blind. They weren’t actually blind.

And this from the sex-changee.

My( new breasts did not match my expectations and my new penis had symptoms of rejection. I do not want to be… a monster. “

Her penis hadn’t actually rejected her,

So in other words, a person who hated how (s)he looked enough to go through drastic, sex-change surgery was not happy with how (s)he looked after and so committed suicide.

Or rather, they all asked someone to kill them.

I’m not taking a position for or against euthansia, but that right there is pretty far down the road when they’re using it for people who obviously have psychological problems instead of people who are about to die a horrible death (cancer or something) who’ve decided to just move the timetable ahead.

That’s pretty much what critics said would happen.

Of course, it’s also probably pretty much what supporters expected as well.

This is kind of creepy.

the country (Belgium V) is currently deciding whether to extend “mercy killing” legislation to children.

That’s pretty disturbing.

I was reading my NY Times style guide and realized I’d have to post a correction on my reportage of the incident at the Capitol the other day.

There were no children killed and I failed to note that the woman did it because of all the Barrackades around the monuments in DC and the ocean. and she was also upset that Katie Perry had decided to cover up her ass ettes.

This went far afield from when I started, It was supposed to be dick jokes and then the correction.

Crown will do that.

A few pictures of the shutdown below the fold (more…)

Dat Teef

Posted: May 1, 2013 by aliceaitch in Drunkblogging, Random Crap