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Go Fuck Yourself!

Posted: July 25, 2017 by veeshir in Brett Kimberlin, Drunkblogging

I stopped on the way home at a cigar bar and had some Belgian beers. Well, one kind was Belgian and one was a Dog Fish that’s like a Belgian. The Dog Fish is 10% and the Belgian is close so I’m a little…under the weather.

Let’s Tube!

How about you go fuck yourselves?

President Donald Trump is getting a bitter Washington lesson when he messes with Jeff Sessions – you don’t pick a fight with one of the Senate’s guys.

No really, go fuck yourselves. You won because of Trump. Plain and fucking simple. Sessions should be pushing the Dept. of “Justice” to go after Hillary but he’s busy recusing himself to allow Hillary donors to go after Trump.

 Mueller probe: Meet the lawyers who gave $$ to Hillary, now investigating team Trump

The only thing DC wants to repeal is the last election.

They really need to go fuck themselves.

 

Speaking of DC assholes Getting Trump!, the Wash Post really needs to go fuck themselves.

 

Americans for Limited Government President Rick Manning today issued the following statement blasting the Washington Post for its use of unverified, anonymous sources for its July 21 hit piece against Attorney General Jeff Sessions:

“It is unacceptable for supposed news outlets like the Washington Post to continue a war on the Trump Administration using anonymous sources reading from top secret documents that the reporter never even sees to check the veracity.  It is clear that in the case of Attorney General Jeff Sessions, that he is making substantive changes at the Justice Department that many Obama holdovers despise.  The Attorney General has clearly stated under oath what the content of various conversations he has had are, and has vigorously denied ever talking to the Russian ambassador about the election campaign.  It is normal for opposition campaigns to provide counter narratives, but if the Washington Post wants to maintain even a shred of journalistic respectability, they need to show their work, or they should be ignored.

The Wash Post is unconcerned with journalistic respectability, they have to Get Trump!, that’s all they have. The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, whether political or media oriented, are cowardly fuckheads. All they have is anonymity and lies.

They really need to go fuck themselves.

Coup Coup

Taking a break from Go Fuck Yourselves, Brennan, you really need to  Go Fuck Yourself!

“I think it’s the obligation of some executive branch officials to refuse to carry that out. I would just hope that this is not going to be a partisan issue. That Republicans, Democrats are going to see that the future of this government is at stake and something needs to be done for the good of the future,” Brennan told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer at the Aspen Security Forum, effectively calling for a coup against the president should Trump give the order to fire Mueller.

Watch the exchange at 43:36:

Of course it’s a “partisan issue” you fucking smug, superior, elitist asshole. It’s DC against America.

So if their extra-legal coup fails he’s wants to try another coup!

Good luck with that. You’re playing with fucking fire. We aren’t going quietly into that goodnight.

For those fucking ignorant, stupid, corrupt, elitist fuckheads who’ve forgotten,

Although… maybe that should read, “Because Go Fuck Yourselves. That’s Why!”

Speaking of which,  partisan fuckhead on the other side of the divide from GOP voters sez:

House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-Wis., defended Robert Mueller, special counsel leading the Russia investigation, on Monday and argued he is “anything but” a partisan amid ongoing concerns from the Trump administration about the direction of his investigation.

No really, go fuck yourself. As noticed above, Mueller is working with other Hillary supporters on a coup that Paul Ryan enthusiastically endorses. Fuck him.

I don’t know or care which district is Ryan’s, he needs to be primaried out of office. He needs to never be in a position to lie about what he’s going to do ever again. Go fuck yourself Paul Fucking Ryan you piece of shit.

 

As a student in STEM (engineering/math section), I saw affirmative action in action with them doing everything they could to get girls to graduate. In my school there were maybe 5 or 6 women in the program, only one deserved to be there (a hot red-head but she was on a different schedule from me so we didn’t take classes together, sonomobatch!), the rest were affirmative action types who, if they were men, would not have been accepted. How do you take a woman in your calculus and engineering classes seriously who doesn’t understand algebra? No, really. I was in Calc II with a girl who had no idea that if A=B and B=C then C=A. She obviously did not understand philosophy (logic) either. Except for the hot redhead, they all failed out fairly quickly. Because they didn’t belong there. I’m not saying wymyns don’t belong in STEM, I’m saying stop affirmative action to pretend wymyns who don’t belong there do.

The National Science Foundation (NSF) gave out more than three million dollars to fight “implicit bias,” “microaggressions,” and “lack of diversity” in STEM fields this July.

Take your bullshit and go fuck yourselves. Like nearly all affirmative action bullshit, all our fine betters are doing is setting the people they’re “helping” up to fail while giving themselves an unearned sense of superiority. So seriously, go fuck yourselves.

 

This one has two, count them, TWO, aspects: Arguing With Headlines and Telling Assholes To Go Fuck Themselves!

Headline

Just When You Thought The Trans Lunatics Couldn’t Be More Lunatic

I expect them to get more and more ridiculous. We Have Not Plumbed The Depth Of Their Lunacy!

As for the ‘go fuck yourself’ part.

 “Getting your period while not identifying as a woman can feel like a monthly battle both with your own body and with a world that continuously tells you that your identity isn’t real”

The picture is fucking awesome. Some dude who’s pretending he’s a woman poured some ketchup on his crotch.

Go fuck yourself.

Speaking of which, I have a hate-crime/question that seriously has me confused.

Does a “transgender woman” have man-parts or lady-parts?

I’m serious, I have no fucking idea if a transgender woman is a man pretending to be a woman or a woman pretending to be a man.

I don’t really care all that much, I just get curious about ridiculous things once in a while.

Oh, and if you’re going to lambast me for a hate-crime, go fuck yourself and keep it to yourself.

 

Go Fuck Yourself!

I’m not a racist or a misogynist, I hate all people equally. Racism or any other of Hillary’s Basket Of Deplorables shit is just laziness. There are very many reason to dislike people! Take the time to hate them for who they are, not what their parents looked like.

Oh, and I’m not “transphobic”, I’m just sick and tired of people who demand I celebrate their deals. If you want to be a lesbian trapped in a man’s body I could not care any less. Seriously, fuck who you want, just don’t expect me to care unless you’re fucking me.

For the record, if you’re a gay man trapped in a woman’s body I’d be happy to do the horizontal mambo with you. Hell, when I was 21 or 22 I was ready to bone a dude who was getting the operations to become a woman, ‘he’ was fucking hot as hell. Unfortunately, he still had his tallywacker. That’s a deal-breaker for me. All my orifices are ‘exit only’ so far as sexual intercourse is concerned.

 

Global Warmmongers really need to go fuck themselves.

Another paper confirms “the pause” in global warming –

Yeah, see, we knew that. No matter how much they try to retract it and lie about it, global warmmongers already have admitted it.

cites issues with methods of obtaining average temperature

Those “issues” are that they spend a lot of time figuring out to ‘fix’ accurate temperatures. (Hey Michael Mann!)

Go fuck yourselves.

 

The Editorial Stance of this blog is that convicted terrorist, Brett Kimberlin, really needs to go fuck himself.

Brett Kimberlin’s lawsuit against Mandy Nagy and other conservative bloggers has been, for the most part, dismissed in federal court.

He will be allowed to file in state court if he chooses….

There was a separate state court lawsuit, which we covered in Bloggers defeat Kimberlin defamation suit in state court trial.

The federal court lawsuit has been meandering through the system, with an enormous number of docket entries, with Patrick Frey (of Patterico) the sole remaining defendant. That lawsuit was just thrown out of court, with the court granting Frey’s motion for “summary judgment.”

The Memorandum Opinion (pdf.) and Order are embedded in full at the bottom of this post.

Don’t forget to let the dick hit you in the ass on the way out!

 

For Want Of A Torpedo, millions were killed and/or enslaved!

To all commies and apologists (hey Minitrue/Dem Party/GOP elitist fuckheads), Go Fuck Yourselves!

That’s a bad picture of Che, let’s look at him as a Good Commie!

A Good Commie

And Castro as a good commie!

 

 

I normally don’t gloat, but let’s take a little time out to think about Hillary Clinton.

First, Bill never would have been POTUS without Hillary, he would have been a successful Little Rock used car salesman killed falling out the window when the husband came home.

Hillary has worked her whole life to become POTUS. She knew, KNEW!!!!!!!, she was going to be the First Wymyns POTUS!!! and be in all the history books.

And then, a funny thing happened. Barack Obama out-slimed her. Oh the hilarity and gnashing of fangs, then Trump pushed her face in the mud and danced on her Birth-Right.

What we’ve been seeing with all the “Here’s why I lost!!” whines is that hag going fucking crazy seeing her chance to be POTUS slipping away. Her whole life was consumed with her becoming POTUS. In 2007 there was no doubt in her head that she was gonna be POTUS. Then again, in 2015 she again was a shoo-in for POTUS. And then harsh reality set it.

I figure she’s trying to explain to everyone it wasn’t her fault so they’ll line up in 2020 but it’s not gonna happen. When even Andrea Mitchell turns on Hillary, you know the party’s over.

Think about what’s going through Hillary’s mind (besides the usual hate for America).

She’s pissed off at Obama for out sliming her, she’s really pissed off at Trump for not playing Good Loser the way Jeb Bush would have, but what has to totally piss her off, what has to wake her up at night spitting mad, is that she made Bill POTUS and she’ll never be able to do it for herself!

That’s hilarious. Made my night when I thought about this last night.

 

I will say that I didn’t like Trump’s “Travel Ban” tweet about that terrorist attack last night. Don’t dance in the blood of innocents. Especially before it dries or before they’re done picking up pieces of victims.

Watching the Brit Police dude give the press conference on that attack showed they lie a whole lot and really don’t want their people to know what’s going on. He wouldn’t say if they were looking for others, he said they had three and that seemed to be it. It was obvious he was lying, there were cops all over and areas cordoned off with people not being allowed to go the 100 yards to their homes.

So what do we see today?

London cops have arrested 12 people in connection with terror attack that killed seven, the city’s the Metropolitan Police Service announced Sunday morning.

So at least 15 people were working alone.

I do wonder if the Brits will finally get a good backlash going. When you’re called a hater for the crime of being terroristically murdered, there has to be a breaking point.

 

Evergreen College Faculty demand their university be closed!

We vehemently reject the claim that students have been violent simply because they have been loud and emphatic. There is a difference between exercising the right to freely voice an opinion and inciting violence—and that difference has nothing to do with volume or forcefulness.

Closing the campus because of the threats of violence was an over-reaction obviously.

And that prof who had to flee for his life? He was just being a violent hater!

The next two lines are my favorite part.

* Take seriously the threats made to individual community members and use all available institutional resources to protect them.

They’re going to make sure that there are repercussions for  the people who threated that prof and made him flee for his life!!!!!

* Demonstrate accountability by pursuing a disciplinary investigation against Bret Weinstein

Now that’s how a leftist displays accountability. By blaming the victim.

 

Nother lefty blaming others for her felonies!

Wasserman Shultz said she had violated the policies “for years and years and years.” She also sought to find out how much House authorities might know about her internet usage, asking “Are members monitored?”…

Wasserman Schultz then blamed House authorities for not stopping her and questioned their commitment to cybersecurity.

But of course.

 

Let’s Iowahawk for two tweets.

This one is awesome.

Dude is hilarious.

 

More Proof That The Wash Post Are Bunch Of Lying Liars Who Fakenews!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their big Scoop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last week about Kushner and the Russians?

In other words, the WaPo relied on a walk-in letter from a person it can’t identify, who relied on an alleged account by Russia’s top diplomat about what was discussed with Kushner.

Yeah. Lying liars who fakenews.

 

CNN trying to lessen the vitriol of their spokesthing, Kathy Griffin, went all classy!

Let’s do some more CNN

Totes unrelated, a list of CNN sponsors. Suitable for treating as they want to treat us. Maybe we should do a little, Do unto them as they do unto you, for a while.

 

After 8 years of impunity, Democrats and their bribers got very sloppy about hiding their felonies.

Information revealed this week on how Mylan overcharged for its EpiPen opened the door for new attacks from a primary opponent of West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin (D.), whose daughter is CEO of the pharmaceutical company…

Manchin’s Democratic primary opponent, Paula Jean, turned the latter report into a political attack against the West Virginia senator, who has taken $127,000 in campaign contributions from Mylan and urged his colleagues to be “open-minded and fair” when investigating the scandal…

The Inspector General report released by Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley (R.) on Wednesday revealed that Mylan overcharged the government by $1.27 billion for failing to correctly classify its EpiPen.

It’s hard to keep your focus when the Dept. of “Justice” is focused laser-like on attacking your political enemies while ignoring all your felonies.

 

Awww, poor widdle commies. Didums get a big scare?

Mattis outrages Beijing with explicit commitment to defend Taiwan

US Secretary of Defence James Mattis, as well as his Japanese and Australian counterparts Tomomi Inada and Marise Payne, all highlighted their support for last year’s ruling by the Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague that invalidated China’s claim to sovereignty over large swathes of the South China Sea. They said they opposed China’s “militarisation move” in the disputed waters through land reclamation and weapons deployment on the artificial islands because it has unilaterally changed the security “status quo” in the region.

Addressing the Shangri-La ­Dialogue, Mattis said the US would continue to abide by its commitment to Taiwan, the first time the island has been mentioned by a US delegation to the forum since its inception in 2002…

 

Trump is similar to Ronnie Raygun in that he hires people he trusts and then leaves them alone.

Our enemies surely do miss Obama.

 

Let’s end on Looking On The Bright Side Of Life!

Could actual reality be imposing its will on REALITY!!!!!!!!!?

Above the post, a minute later, Netanyahu makes Veeshir laugh! Update!!!!!

Netanyahu: For The First Time in My Lifetime, There Is Hope For Change and Realistic Peace

That’s Yiddish for “How’s my ass taste Obama?”

Now back to our post. You have to read the next question after reading the headline but before reading this. I probably should have told you that earlier. Oh well, on to the post!

 

Some would say, No!

Like the WSJ.

Republicans in Congress appear to have struck a Faustian bargain with President Trump: They turn a blind eye to his antics, ethical lapses, possible Russian ties and sheer incompetence. In return, he supports their hard-right agenda to shred the social safety net and cut taxes on the rich.

But now—after the clumsy firing of FBI Director James Comey, the alleged obstruction of justice, the unconscionable revelation of sensitive…

First, ‘Faustian”?

 

More importantly, I could get a subscription to the WSJ to read the rest of the article, but I’ve found a supplier of cheap, actual, moonshine and it accomplishes the same number of dead brain cells.

The only difference is that I point and laugh at entirely different things than the feverish imaginations of some idiot who thinks the GOP was ever on Trump’s side who also calls Trump the “Devil”.

So what has he done that’s so incompetent Mama Boucher… Wall Street Journal Journalist!? Is it undoing Obama’s lawless orders or saying, “Islamic terrorism” to Saudis or flying directly from Saudi Arabia to Israel? Or is it that he goes against what the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party has decreed is Good For America? (spoiler alert, it’s the last thing, V)

While I point and laugh at idiots sometimes when I’m drunk I try to avoid those people, they harsh my buzz.

The other difference is that the moonshine is cheaper. The best part? There’s no deposit on the mason jar but they pay you when they return them!

 

For a take closer to mine, this guy. Via this girl.

For the last 100 years – and, especially for the last 8 years under President Obama – more and more Americans have become feckless dependents of government.

They may be rich, middle class or poor. They may depend on government benefits, or on special favors written into our laws and regulations. Or they may be politicians and bureaucrats and government workers, deciding the fates of other people and taking paychecks a good deal larger than what most of them could get in the private sector. They may be journalists taking cash payments from the CIA, or billionaires with extensive government contracts.

And they are indeed feckless. They gladly believe and spread the most ridiculous things on zero evidence. For example, they choose a criminally dishonest politician (Hillary Clinton) to be president. When she doesn’t quite win the election, they gladly believe and spread rumors that the guy who did win is a Russian spy – on zero evidence, again – and chant “F*ck [him]!” at important political conventions.

On the other side are ordinary Americans who more-or-less believe in God, common sense, and supporting themselves through work. Again, they may be rich, middle class or poor. They choose 2 business people in a row to be president. The most recent one might not be a great role model in some ways, but at least he says sensible things in a forthright, unafraid manner. When he wins the election, he sets himself to the task of reviving America’s economy and manufacturing base – only to be undermined by the vast army and bureaucracy of the feckless government dependents, spreading their nonsense

RTWT, it’s very intelligent. You can tell cuz it’s agrees with what I think.

 

More smart people!

Wrong, wrong, wrong. He IS addressing the nation—via Twitter, as Rush mentioned, which disallows Government Media from spinning, lying, selectively editing, and basically standing everything he says on its head to mean the opposite of what he actually did say.

We’ve heard it from the very beginning, but think, if you will, about just who it is that’s continually bitching about Trump being on Twitter: Democrat Socialists and—perhaps to an even greater degree—Trump’s Republicrat opposition. The only people who are upset by Trump’s Tweeting are people who don’t like him, who opposed him from the start, and are working even now to thwart and hogtie him. (bold me, italics him V) (well, italics him except for here and the previous parenthetical V)

Going around the Consensus! to get his message out is his worst sin.

 

Ladies, gentleman and Democrats of all ages, I give you a glowing example of the fine Democratic Values!

Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL)…

“In the words of Kendrick Lamar – whose real last name is Duckworth – be humble,” Duckworth told the graduates.

The lyric in the song is, “bitch, be humble”

She glorified telling bitches to know their place.

But Trump said something stupid! We’re not going to say what, cuz everybody knows he does it all the time, but he said something stupid and therefore, you’re a misogynist hater for noticing this Wymyns Democrat telling bitches to know their place!

Hater.

 

Reality.

Almost all murders and attempted murders in Sweden using firearms are carried out by people with foreign backgrounds..

In around half of the cases, the men were born in Sweden whilst others migrated to the country at a young age. The study looked at 53 convicted and 47 suspected perpetrators involved in shootings in public places which have taken place since 2013…

Around 80 per cent of the men have roots in the Middle East and North Africa, with offenders having roots in Iraq, Iran, Lebanon, Turkey, Somalia, and Eritrea…

REALITY!!!!!!!

Sweden now has a registry where people who are “guilty of wrong-think” can be looked up. And if you are on that registry, there will be consequences. Wrong think by the way, includes people who speak openly about the population replacement by migrants in a less than glowing way…

The authority justifies view the registry to those listed expressed objectionable views.

“About 12 000 international and Swedish accounts dedicated to the drive, threat, hatred and incitement against migrants, women and LGBT people, but also against organizations involved in human rights. These accounts often have right-wing and / or neo-Nazi orientation and excites even violence, “the Authority on its website.” (emphasis him V)

Ungood thinking is ungood and will be tracked by the forces of Tolerance, Love and Mostly Peace!

They used to have vikings there, didn’t they? I know they had Gustavus Adolphus, maybe he ended up in Hell and this is his punishment. It surely ain’t Valhalla.

Well, it ain’t Valhalla for Swedish. It appears to be Valhalla for Muslims as they fight all day, eat and drink all night and the place they’re fighting is paying for it all!

 

I don’t really see the problem here.

Venezuela possesses 5,000 Russian-made MANPADS surface-to-air weapons, according to a military document reviewed by Reuters,

The murderous dictator isn’t firing rockets at the protestors and I doubt Trump will invade Venezuela (Joe Biden might, going after all the Nazis who fled there after WWI and the Boer War), and I’d rather have them in that murderous dictator’s hands than some murderous terrorists in the middle east. He might sell them to murderous terrorists elsewhere, but Putin can do that himself. And does.

 

This is somewhat more worrying to me, from so long ago that it didn’t happen.

A proposed contract between Russia and Venezuela that could transfer thousands of sniper rifles to Venezuela has raised concerns in the United States about the potential use or regional distribution of the weapons by the socialist-inspired government of President Hugo Chávez.

The rifles are the latest variant of the Dragunov, a long-barreled, semiautomatic design with a telescopic sight.

Yeah, those sniper rifles are being put to good use.

With Venezuela holding a massive protest today dubbed the “Mother Of All Protests” to challenge the rule of president Maduro, who meanwhile has ordered the army into the streets, while summoning a counterprotests, violence seemed inevitable and moments ago Reuters reported that a young protester was shot (head shot, there’s a disturbing tweet with semi-blurred pic V) in the Venezuelan capital of Caracas.

Since the current murderous dictator was Chavez’ secret police chief, Maduro was in charge of murdering protestors under Chavez too.

All sides agree that a massacre took place on April 11 (2002) in El Silencio (the Silence), a historic district in the heart of downtown Caracas. Sometime between 2:30 and 3:20 p.m., gunmen began firing on opposition demonstrators as they marched on the Miraflores presidential palace to demand Chávez’s resignation (there is some dispute about exactly when the first shots were fired). Nineteen people were killed, including seven opposition demonstrators, seven Chavista counter-demonstrators, and five bystanders, together with about 60 wounded. By that evening, Chávez would be out of office, only to return 47 hours later after the implosion of the provisional government.

So nothing new. Just the same old stuff that our fine media betters are ignoring. Cuz this time, this time!!!!!!, they might get socialism right! If they have to kill a few wogs, well, eggs and Halloween and all that.

 

More REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On today’s Reliable Sources on CNN, Schieffer reported the glaringly obvious truth: that President Trump gave a good speech in Saudi Arabia today. Guest host John Berman had to push back: “you know, Bob, though, that there will be people who look at that last comment you made and say you’re normalizing the president.”

Schieffer gave the perfect response: he wasn’t trying to normalize Trump, he was trying to do what reporters [are supposed to] do: report.

It’s sorta depressing that they’re using my strategy against me. They refuse to act as if reality is real, while I want us to refuse to accept their REALITY!!!!!!!.  Good on Schieffer for his response (there’s vid at the link), I would have expected an apology or some sort of half-hearted defense.

I love this bit from the journolister

you’re normalizing the president. You’re saying because he met this admittedly very low bar for not sounding foolish, in fact, he was in fact presidential. What would you say to criticism like that? (I’d tell you to wash Democratic ass off your mouth before talking to me, but then, I’m kind of an asshole V)

Yeah, the very low bar set by Obama.

Trump didn’t bow as he was shaking hands (a major faux pas in diplomatic circles), he didn’t bow at the waist all the way as if looking for lost change, a sign that you are in a subordinate position, and he didn’t apologize to dictators for buying their product and protecting their country against their neighbors so they can keep dictating.

So yeah, that bar was low, but Trump cleared it without even noticing it. He said,

That means honestly confronting the crisis of Islamist extremism and the Islamist terror groups it inspires. And it means standing together against the murder of innocent Muslims, the oppression of women, the persecution of Jews, and the slaughter of Christians.

When was the last time anyone said that in Saudi Arabia? I’d guess it was done in a British accent and the speaker was a military governor of the British Empire in the 19th century.

If not then, I’d say it was never said to the oligarchs of Arabia.

Looking for articles on that speech, I saw some hilarious stuff about how it was a terrible speech that did not do any good. Which shows us that the media isn’t even trying anymore. They had those articles written before the speech and Trump had the bad manners to not suck but they didn’t change their articles. Remember, they’re not just stupid, ignorant and biased, they’re lazy too!

 

The Arctic will be ice-free this year….in five years…..in 23 years!

The last piece of summer sea-ice in the Arctic is expected to melt away in just 23 years,

Disprove that prediction!  I love this bit

three decades earlier than previously expected.

Don’t you mean 3 decades later?

Or….

Global warming alarmists and climate scientists have predicted that the Arctic Ocean will be ice-free by 1979, or 2000, or 2008, or 2012, or 2013, or 2015, or 2020, or 2030, or 2050 or…

Do you mean 61 years late? 40 years late? 32 years late? 28 years late? 27 years late? 25 years late? 20 years late? 10 years late? or 10 years early?

It’s sorta funny how Settled Science!!!!!!!!!!! is so unsettling.

 

While I don’t condone this and I think anybody who disseminates this is a tool of Big Robbery!, it’s just so darn brilliant I have to post it.

Always carry duct work when committing a crime!

 

The most brilliant ideas are the simplest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Reality” is winning on points, but sooner or later reality will stage a comeback. Sorta like how it took a few decades before the reality that the Roman Empire had fallen was obvious to everybody.

First, I’m gonna disagree on this.

 

That’s not irony, that’s reality. Socialism always costs more than free enterprise. It’s just axiomatic.

The comment are funny too. Some people get very upset when you make fun of their religion.

 

Why didn’t we hear about this until now?

A federal grand jury provided FBI agents with subpoenas to inspect Hillary Clinton’s BlackBerry devices last year, court papers provided to Judicial Watch show.

And what happened to that issue?

The subpoenas “produced no responsive materials, as the requested data was outside the retention time utilized by those providers,”

Buried. Notice they were “outside the retention time”. In other words, the FBI worded the subpoenas so narrowly that anything not from a certain window (probably 2/1/15 3pm-2/1/15 3:05PM would be my guess) so that they could ignore what they found.

Lest we forget, the DO”J” is full of a bunch of lawless assholes and they made the FBI into Hillary’s Bitches.

 

Some people just refuse to accept reality.

Obamacare overhaul similarly fails, no honest analyst will be able to blame conservatives. Blame will belong wholly to centrist Republicans…

In every election campaign since 2010, every Republican has pledged to repeal Obamacare. Since Republicans rode that promise to a House majority that year, the House has voted more than 90 times for repeal (symbolic votes, all, under President Barack Obama). Now the Freedom Caucus has announced its support for an amended repeal bill, Republicans are closer than ever to finally delivering on their promise. It relies only on centrists to rejoin their party on this crucial issue for which the voters put them in office.

“Centrists” are just members in good standing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party. They do not want to lose the power over us that Obamacare gives them. If they don’t control our lives, they cannot demand bribes and kickbacks on how they dole out our rights.

The GOP has lied to us. It’s much harder to keep Obamacare going than to get rid of it. So they’re busy making sure it does not go away.

Our best hope is the GOP fucks us again so Trump just undoes all the memoes, phone calls and executive orders Obama did to keep it from imploding.

 

I watched Shep for a few minutes the other day, he was talking about Venezuela and he acted as if the protestors were getting violent. He showed them in Gas Masks!!!!!!!!! but he called them, “Masks”, as in, “Protestors wearing masks!!!!!!” and then a few images of violent protestors building barricades.

Then he showed gov’t folks shooting tear gas into the crowds. Shep did not notice or mention that maybe, just fucking maybe Shep you leftist piece of shit, the protestors were wearing those “masks” because the murderous forces of the murderous dictator/nee secret policeman were murdering protestors!

Repression in Caracas on Wednesday was probably the worst in three weeks of protests. While usually satisfied with choking us but allowing us some margin of movement, this time they used enough tear gas to make us reconsider coming back, or prevent a gathering altogether.

Yesterday, Juan Pablo Pernalete Llovera, a 20-year old student, was murdered. A tear gas canister hit him in the chest as he protested in Altamira and, sadly, he arrived at Salud Chacao with no vital signs.

Nah. To the piece of shit leftists in Minitrue (hey Shep!), the forces of a socialist gov’t are ‘good’, protestors against them are ‘bad’.

When they don’t ignore it. Venezuela is exploding and it was blatantly obvious that it was going to happen to everyone except our Elites!, cuz they’re idiots.

 

Mister We Could Use A Man Like Phillip Of Macedon Again!

Protesters have stormed the parliament of the Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, and assaulted the leader of the Social Democrats in a bid to stop the formation of a new government.

See, they’re thinking.

I wonder how long until that happens here and how Minitrue will blame me when it’s masked leftists doing it. Most righties will just ignore them. There is no rule of law, why pretend we still have it and act as if Congress is important? Only our imperial judiciary and Trump matter right now. Congress has spent the last decades abdicating their responsibilities, ever since Clinton’s impeachment when they realized the media was more powerful.

 

Okay, I don’t know French attitudes, but this makes me laugh. Macron is the far leftist left in the race against the FAR RIGHT HATER!!!!! LePen.

 

“In the next three months after I am elected, there will be a decision on Poland,” Macron told reporters of several regional French newspapers including Ouest-France. “You cannot have a European Union which argues over every single decimal place on the issue of budgets with each country, and which, when you have an EU member which acts like Poland or Hungary on issues linked to universities and learning, or refugees, or fundamental values, decides to do nothing.”
Macron’s comment indicates the staunchly pro-EU candidate, who promises to reassert France’s leading position within the bloc and play an integral role in shaping its future, will actively enforce the bloc’s democratic liberal values at a time when EU leaders are faced with reshaping and shoring up solidarity within the union pre-Brexit.

That’s probably a winner, the EU was supposed to be a way for France to rule Europe, they can’t allow them lowlife Poles and Hungarians to think they control their countries!

Recall, the Hungarians are not allowing Muslim refugees in their country. They even respond to violence with violence! All right thinking people know that you don’t counter violence with violence! You figure out how you angered the poor-downtrodden people and appease them. Unless they’re not an approved lefty group, then you crush them.

 

Okay, I’d say this is a loser.

The National Front’s history of anti-Semitism intruded on the French election campaign again on Friday as polls suggested front-runner Emmanuel Macron’s 20-point lead may be narrowing a touch.

Marine Le Pen’s far-right party forced acting president Jean-Francois Jalkh to step aside after comments from 17 years ago questioning the Holocaust resurfaced in the French media,

If there’s one thing most French don’t care about it’s who hates the people from That Shitty Little Country. It is pretty funny that the lefties who hate Jews as much as most Arabs are acting all, “Oooh, look at the anti-Semitism!”

 

Speaking of Nazis, I think I found the original maker of Billy Bier.

once was an actual Hitler of shithead relatives — and no, not that one, either. In a quirky twist of fate, the Universe saddled even that goose-stepping genocidal maniac with a slimy, opportunistic, clingy black sheep to ruin his Christmases: Adolf’s “loathsome nephew,” Willy Hitler…

On the strength of his last name alone, Willy gained access to all the parties, women, and cocktail shrimp Berlin had to offer. It was wild. Gaggles of Hitler groupies lined up for the chance to get their Aryan mitts on Willy’s little willy. On the family side, however, things weren’t going too great. Dissatisfied with his crappy job at the bank, Willy asked Uncle Adolf to help him get a better grip on those evil coattails of his. It was around this time that the fuhrer starting referring to Willy as “my loathsome nephew” and accusing him of trying to “climb on my back.”

Sounds like a cross between Billy Carter and Roger Clinton.

 

This is fucked up. I’m not sure who the players are, I do know the TWP are white nationalists but I don’t know anything else about them and I’m not sure if Anti-fa are involved or just mentioned later on. Since the organizers for the rally are all Dems, I’m gonna guess they’re not anti-fascist, just anti-other-people’s-fascists. Like in Iraq how Sunnis liked Sunni terrorists and Shiites liked Shiite terrorists.

Organizers began planning the Rally for Equality and American Values at the University of Pikeville back in February, almost as soon as the Traditionalist Worker Party announced its intention to converge on Pikeville for a rally.

In a statement posted to the group’s Facebook event page shortly before 4:30 today, organizer Ariana Velasquez said organizers unanimously decided to postpone the event, after consulting with law enforcement, public officials and university administration.

In the statement, she said “unforeseen credible threats” forced the decision to cancel in order to protect the safety of participants.

I do have high hopes for this though.

“The TWP has become expert in obeying the letter of the law while getting as close as possible to inciting violence. The ARA and ANTIFA will stand nose to nose with the TWP in an attempt to shout them down. Unfortunately, they may also be planning a more violent conflict.

Now if we could just get the Westoro Baptist FreakShow to get involved we could have some guilt-free violence to watch. Watching nazis beat fascists is hilarious.

 

Has anybody heard about this?

An American paramedic working with a security watchdog in eastern Ukraine has been killed after the vehicle he was in drove over a mine.

The US citizen, who has not been named, was part of a patrol involved in the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe’s (OSCE) Special Monitoring mission in the country.

Two other monitors, a German and a Czech, were injured in the blast, near Luhansk. It has led US officials to call for a ‘full, transparent investigation’.

 

Why haven’t we heard of an American being killed by Tsar Putin I’s cossacks?

But since signing deal the sides appear stuck in a stalemate broken periodically by sharp resurgences of fighting that Kiev and the Kremlin accuse each other of instigating.

Tillerson told Poroshenko that although Washington wanted better ties with Moscow, ‘Russia´s actions in eastern Ukraine remain an obstacle’.

On Monday Russia’s deputy foreign minister, Sergei Ryabkov, also called for an investigation to be conducted into the explosion.

Oh, the Russians are going to investigate!

We could lend them some of our crack FBI agents from the Hillary Task Force!!!!, they’re good at covering up crimes.

 

Canada is getting a look at the reality that is their place in the world.

Nobody’s going to invade Canada unless they’re already at war with us, but Canada cannot project power and Russia wants the oil under Arctic ice that Canada wants.

Guess who’s most likely going to get it?

Russia unveils its newest Arctic base

Russia has unveiled a new military base as part of its buildup in the Arctic region, and has provided a tour — albeit a virtual one on your computer.

The tsar willing to go to war to get it. Canada surely isn’t.

Funny, what with their problems with illegal immigration and now a warlike neighbor, they could use a Trump. But they have a Kelso.

 

The reality of the state of politics in America.

A two-bit political gadfly named Thomas Lopez-Pierre has been running for City Council on an outrageous platform that calls for stopping “greedy Jewish landlords” from committing “ethnic cleansing” against blacks.

Yawn. Typical Democrat so far.

as Jewish groups and leaders demanded he be booted out of the Democratic Party.

Wait, why? Isn’t that the official Democrat Party Platform? Black Lives Matter, not zionist lives.

Here’s where I wonder if he’s planning on joining the GOP.

In the midst of this firestorm a GoFundMe called “Stop Thomas Lopez-Pierre Hate Campaign” suddenly popped up and was so successful, it raised $5,781.

But anyone who donated hoping to actually stop Lopez-Pierre is going to be sorely disappointed — because the page was created by the candidate himself to scam money from his foes.

“I call it bait and switch,” Lopez-Pierre actually bragged to The Post.

“I intend to use the money to pay for my marketing expenses. The people who are doing this [donating] oppose me. I thank them for their support.”

How is that different from winning election after election and raking in $millions in donations precisely to repeal Obamacare and then not repealing Obamacare? How about how they boned us on illegal immigration?

So a Dem platform with GOP tactics. A Centrist!

 

I’m all for this.

And now the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) has examined what happens to the data that’s collected from students using technology in the classroom. They released the results of an extensive survey covering students in grades K-12.

What they found was that little work has been done to protect the privacy of the student information that is collected from both the classroom and from using the online software the schools issue for use at home on the students’ own devices. They found that while many school districts have embraced technology and all of the benefits it can bring to the schools and students, often little thought has been given to one of the unintended consequences of this: the students’ privacy.

School is for learning. Let them learn what their betters think of them. Right now, they seem to think our fine betters give a shit about them. That’s a dangerous belief. Our betters only care about our voting for them, sending them money and shutting the fuck up.

 

Speaking of schools and learning, is Duke actually going to stop going all in on social justice and SCIENCE!!!!!! and actually do some science?

We have another study from Duke University that shows groundwater isn’t being polluted by fracking, despite the cries from the environmentalists that the process, which is used to tap into natural gas resources. It’s been the crux of their narrative against this sector of the economy that’s rapidly growing throughout the country. The study was three years in the making, peer reviewed, and was recently published in the European journal Geochimica et Cosmochimica Acta.

 

Heretics! Burn them! They do have to state the obvious to try to keep up their SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! cred.

They did say that surface water might be impacted due to spills:

So what you’re saying is that spilling oil on the ground means there will be oil on the ground and it could run into waterways that go through the ground? The deuce you say!

 

Macauley Culkins parents are the scum of the Earth and should be jailed, at least, for what they did to their kid.

If, like so many pop fans, you have always yearned to see a three-minute music video that brings together Bill Clinton, Garfield’s cartoon owner Jon Arbuckle and a Viagra-taking George Washington wearing a virtual reality headset, then your agonizing wait is finally over…

The video features the founding father apparently pleasuring himself to the vision of Kurt Cobain—played by Macaulay Culkin—being whipped, nailed to a cross and declared “King of the Cucks.”

 

Poor bastid. First his parents took all his money and then they sold him to Michael Jackson. So sad.

 

Road Trip?

Sheela-na-gigs are carvings of naked, old women exposing an exaggerated vulva.

More than 110 Sheela-na-gigs have been found in Ireland…

Heritage Ireland mapped the location of every sculpture in the country using National Monument data.

Michael Starrett, Heritage Council Chief Executive, said: ‘HeritageMaps.ie a fantastic tool for learning, discussion and interpretation, making cultural data available to everyone.

Vulvoyage!

 

At least, unlike the Mona Lisa, we know why she’s smiling.

 

Sometimes things that seem so brilliant are the opposite.

Police say an Ohio man called 911 to request a police dog to help track down heroin allegedly stolen from him.

That epitomizes the sentiment most people have had, “It seemed like a good idea at the time!”

 

I did this with a 72 Chevelle Malibu and a dumpster instead of a bicycle and a wall.

The girl bending over into her car turned around just as I hit the dumpster at about 5mph. I didn’t get her number.

I’ve got my ticket, he’s got that load. Got up, gone higher, all aboard.

Take my seat, sit way back. ooh yeah. Watch this train roll down the track.
He better bring it on home, Bring it on home to us.
Watch out, watch out…

 

If Trump’s gonna make such explosive accusations as this

 

then he’d better do something about it.

You can’t say shit like that and then just let it slide. He really needs to start doing something about this shit.

 

I will say his first “McCarthyism!!!” tweet was pretty stupid. What Obama did was either nixonian or Chicago Machine Politics

obamapizza

 

What you’re going to be accused of doing in the future is McCarthyism as you try to purge the gov’t of leftist saboteurs. Remember the definition of McCarthyism: When a witch hunter who keeps catching real witches.

Radio host Mark Levin used his Thursday evening show to outline the known steps taken by President Barack Obama’s administration in its last months to undermine Donald Trump’s presidential campaign and, later, his new administration.

 

It’s almost as if Obama was planning this Russia bullshit all along!

On his way out the door, Obama also rewrote the line of succession in cases where the AG recuses himself. (I didn’t know there was such a previously-planned chain of succession.)

He specifically wrote one senior guy out of the succession, and re-routed the succession to go right to his friendlies.

 

It’s going to be like playing Doom for Trump. Sure, he thinks he has it mapped

govt

when suddenly James Carville jumps out of nowhere

carville

 

and he’s dealing with some obviously idiotic ‘leak’ from some unnamed source at the DHS.

As Rush notices

They know exactly what they’ve got. The Obama administration left all this stuff in place for ’em to use. It’s not a witch hunt. There is the execution of an attempt at a peaceful coup. A peaceful coup to oust Donald Trump is what we are witnessing. It’s been orchestrated by Obama and the Democrat Party. It’s that simple.

It is not a witch hunt. They’re not blindly hoping they find things as they open doors. They know what’s behind the doors. They put the stuff there..

 

 

The only question I have is if John McCain and little lord graham knew about it before January or if they learned about it afterward when their Minitrue/Dem colleagues told them their lines.

 

Don’t ever change Minitrue

Less than five weeks after he took office, the chances of a spring thaw in relations between Washington and Moscow – once buoyed by an apparent “bromance” between Trump and President Vladimir Putin during the U.S. political campaign – are looking much dimmer, U.S. officials say.

 

So…. little more than a month into his POTUSy and Trump is not sucking Putin’s dick? Why…it’s almost as if all the Putin Hearts Trump stuff was bullshit!?!?!?!??!!!?!?

 

Now, we were all pissed off at the Mayans over the whole 2012 thing (We were promised an apocalypse and all we got was a shitty movie!), but maybe they’re trying to make up for it.

If you scan this Mayan statue

buy-vodtequla

It says, “Buy Vodquila

 

mayan

 

An Apocalypse In Every Bottle!

Me tubin’ Too.

First, something I can’t decide if it’s funny or endy or just pathetically terrifying.

When I played that, it had a Trump ad across the middle. I’ll call that a win.

Which leads to a comment I posted at Paco’s that made me laugh. I’m posting it here to make me laugh again.

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the ’96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John’s pizza running against Wednesday.

 

Next, some gunny stuff.

I must have been about 5 years too young for this awesomeness.

I still want one.

 

So, anybody up for a game of pool?

I’d need to borrow a 9mm, my stuff just blows the shit out of the table.

 

Coupla reposts

Good question, good intro, good reminder.

 

And of course, my favorite Steve Lee song, but he has a bunch of awesome ones.

See also

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In AZ, they have HOV-2, I wonder if this’ll count.

 

Can I get a Yee Motherfucking Haw?

Is it caturday yet?

 

I had an Ebiscu Muscats vid ready, but as I watched it, I realized it just wasn’t as hot as Banana Mango High School.

But this one was queued on the side, so I figured I would post it as a public service to the Chinese who seem hell-bent on getting into a war with the Chinese.

We are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

What the hell is going on in that vid eo? There’s something about it that almost makes sense but it’s just out of reach.

I mean, you can almost see it, and then a bunch of bones floats by and a huge black guy in knickers starts dancing.

I just find it hard to believe that even two atomic bombs can erase centuries of being badasses so they’re a powderkeg waiting to get off…go off.

 

A non video drudgetaposition

Legalized pot in Washington

People are taking Washington St ferries and stumbling off without their cars.

 

Let’s end on a hate crime.

lgb and tatas

 

Actually, let’s end on more Hillary! videos.

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Ruminations on stuff.

I took the southern route down 81 to 40 to Holbrook, AZ. It was 200 miles longer than if I had gone 90 to 70 to 44 to 40 to Holbrook, I checked at 44 and I was 1509 miles from my sister’s house while I had driven 1724.

I still think it was a good idea. The other route had at least $35 tolls, I paid none, and the traffic would have been much worse so I’d guess my way took less than 3 hours more because of the difference in traffic. I’d rather just set the cruise for 80 and sleep most of the way.

I meant to write this last year….The Most Stupider Use Of Electronic Signs In The Country! Award goes to…….Tennessee!!!!!

The only one that mentioned a problem on the road said that the lane blockage had been cleared…. just before I got stuck in traffic because of a lane closure. Thank you Nashville.

My personal favorites were the 5-6 that said, “Keep your eyes on the road!”. Which I had been doing until I looked up to read your fucking sign.

 

Another day, another giving Clintons the benefit of the doubt. This time over the head of the “Justice” Dept. meeting secretly with Bill to discuss grandchildren, the weather and the dishonesty and corruption they’re involved with.

Of course, our fine media betters are all giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Just the way they did in the 90s When the Clintons said, “We did nothing wrong!!!”. When it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt, they , The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.”

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt……

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt….

 

Sorry, I got stuck in a Wolf Blitzer loop.

 

I am so boned. I contacted George Clinton and Bush to see if they needed a campaign manager and you know what I found out? They’re not running!?!?!?!?!!

Clinton-Bush

Apparently Bush is not one person and all of the members of the band are Brits, so they can’t run and George Clinton said he couldn’t work with Congress. He prefers the parliamentary system.

(*smack*) (Sorry).

So now I need to find another choice. Sigh.

Last thing, a riddle.

What sound does a golden cow make?     Golden Cow

 

answer below the fold.

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