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I got more Gs so my tubing isn’t nearly as annoying. Timewise, reading about the latest lies about Russia are pretty darn annoying.

Let’s Tube, 3G style!

 

Let’s Winning! first.

House puts Trumps wall money in spending bill!

That’s a win for Trump but in actual news, the House still hasn’t passed a fucking budget and hasn’t for nearly a decade!  WTF?

 

VA gets some of what’s coming!

The (VA) department announced last week that between President Trump’s inauguration and July 3, it had fired 526 employees, demoted another 27, and temporarily suspended another 194 for longer than two weeks…

I’m having a problem thinking of a gov’t department that wouldn’t be best served by firing everybody GS-12 and up and starting over with Americans or at least people who actually like America and the Constitution.

 

There’s more, but let’s look at some GOP Winning!

Rand Paul explicates the obvious.

I miss the old days, when Republicans stood for repealing Obamacare. Republicans across the country and every member of my caucus campaigned on repeal – often declaring they would tear out Obamacare “root and branch!”
What happened?

Now too many Republicans are falling all over themselves to stuff hundreds of billions of taxpayers’ dollars into a bill that doesn’t repeal Obamacare and feeds Big Insurance a huge bailout.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that shit for years. They didn’t actually ‘stand for repealing…”, they stood for making us think they stood for that.

 

Summer Theater!

McConnell Delays Senate’s Summer Vacation by Two Weeks.

 

It’s funny how as we learn more about each and every Get Trump lie we see that they’ve been set-up by Democrats.

 At the heart of the current media Russian narrative du jour is a story about Donald Trump Jr. meeting with a Russian attorney named Natalia Veselnitskaya.  That meeting took place on June 9th 2016 in Trump Tower.
Now it is discovered via video and images, that only 5 days later, June 14th 2016, Ms. Veselnitskaya was a guest of former Obama administration Russian Ambassador Michael McFaul in Washington DC for a House of Representatives hearing on U.S. Policy Toward Putin’s Russia.

 

The media just stayed in full, “Let’s Lie!” mode they were in during the Age Of Obama, but now they lie the other way, making mountains out of moleshit instead of making moleshit out of mountains.

 

News From Long Ago!

Saudi Arabia has been funding mosques throughout Europe that have become hotbeds of extremism, the former British ambassador to Saudi Arabia Sir William Patey has said.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that shit too.

The obligatory, Islam Means Peace So Let’s Not Rile Them Up, part of any such story

…commissioned report into the funding of extremism in the UK. The full report is not being published for security reasons.

Yeah, we’ve been catching that shit too.

Juxtapositions!

Seattle Councilasshole calls 1960s Civil Rights Protestors pieces of shit!

Seattle councilmember Larry Gossett isn’t a fan of one solution to power wash the feces from the sidewalks to tamp down on the smell. Power washing the sidewalks is too reminiscent of civil rights activists being hosed down, he said.

Yeah, it’s exactly the same, if you think of black people as pieces of shit I guess.

I’m more nuanced, I think most people are pieces of shit regardless of race, creed, color or genitalia.

 

Michael Mann, he of the dishonest hockey stick bullshit, is suing all kinds of people who call him a liar to get them to shut up, but he obviously didn’t think it through.

Mann had refused to produce his data for the court (in support of his own case), claiming that it was “proprietary.” After missing a February 20th deadline, he now finds himself in contempt. Under Canadian law, the court is now required to dismiss the suit.

Green Science is all about hiding your numbers and trying to force people to accept your conclusions. You know, science as if it were run by Torquemada and Ayatollah Komeini.

 

Hillary’s Bitches were bitches for Hillary. Film At…uhh…the whole last year!

One redacted exchange reveals a back and forth subpoena response to the FBI from one of Mrs. Clinton’s private attorneys, Katherine Turner, a partner at Washington DC powerhouse firm Williams & Connolly. In the document, Turner agreed to turn over one of Mrs. Clinton’s non-secure Apple iPads and two of her BlackBerrys to the FBI.

But neither smartphone received from the law firm contain SIM cards or Secure Digital (SD) cards, and a total of 13 mobile devices identified by the FBI as potentially using clintonemail.com email addresses were never located by Williams & Connelly…

Mills, who was Clinton’s chief of staff and counselor at State, received immunity for her cooperation into the email investigation was permitted to be in the room while Clinton interviewed by the FBI in July 2016. Comey would later admit publicly that he had never heard of a potential witness representing the subject of an FBI investigation to be present during an interview with investigators.

“We are presuming there are still 13 devices at issue,” Tom Fitton,(of Judicial Watch, V)

Judicial Watch is doing all the investigating in this, the FBI is busily playing Tom Sawyer in Corruption Theater.

 

Let’s end on the Travails of Florida Man

I gotta say, that raises more questions than it answers.

Of course, I don’t want the answers to those questions so I guess it’s fair.

Take Out Your Squeezy Bulbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOP voters device

Trey Gowdy Finds Out DNC Never Turned Their Hacked Server Over To Law Enforcement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE DEMANDS ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah, we all knew that long ago, this is from January.

QUESTIONS ABOUT THE Democratic National Committee hack and Russia’s alleged involvement have been swirling for months,…

the DNC told Buzzfeed on Wednesday that neither the FBI nor any other intelligence agency ever did an independent assessment of the organization’s breached servers…

This posturing is at a strange time.

On the one hand, it’s a year early to get us riled up to STAND UP TO THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it’s what they know. Hold Hearings!!!!!!!! and Demand Answers!!!!!!!!!!!!, they’re obviously going to just keep them going. They worked so well during the Obama years.

The biggest take-away is that they’re doing that instead of what they’ve been elected to do. It’s like a flash-bang thrown into a crib on a no-knock raid, it’s to distract you from your dog being shot.

 

Speaking of feckless Republicans, this must really piss them off.

Forbes magazine scoffed at Donald Trump on Thursday:
Trump Can’t Make Apple’s iPhone Manufacturing Come Back — And It Wouldn’t Help If He Could

Yes, what could Trump possibly know about business? He only has a degree from Wharton and built a $10 billion global conglomerate.

Worstall’s post went online at 8:01 a.m.

Two hours later, Nikkei Asian review posted:
Apple could make iPhones in US in future: sources

Trump keeping campaign promises and winning. That’s just not a GOP priority.
I wonder if he’s gonna campaign for the GOP next year. I hope he’s selective about it. I also would love it if he came and endorsed someone primarying Flake. We really need to get rid of Flake and McCain.

It would be pretty funny if electing a popular GOP POTUS is the catalyst for getting a new party to oppose the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

 

The Washington Free Beacon, fresh off bashing Trump for idiotic lefty fakenews/lies, notices reality.

Events are turning me into a radical skeptic. I no longer believe what I read, unless what I am reading is an empirically verifiable account of the past. I no longer have confidence in polls, because it has become impossible to separate the signal from the noise. What I have heard from the media and political class over the last several years has been so spectacularly proven wrong by events, again and again, that I sometimes wonder why I continue to read two newspapers a day before spending time following journalists on Twitter. Habit, I guess. A sense of professional obligation, I suppose. Maybe boredom.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that. From a high of 4 or 5, I was down to one newspaper a couple weeks ago and now I’m on none. I was almost done with the Free Beacon what with all the pushing lying fakenews bullshit.

 

Holy Shit. That’s all I can say about this

 

Kids are annoying! Don’t have any!

Only a childless asshole with childless asshole friends who sit around drinking Zima making fun of ‘breeders’ could not see the absolute horror in that happy video.

 

 Coup Coup

Mueller legal team approaching size of entire US Attorney’s Office for Rhode Island

Subhed

They are not investigating a crime. They are organizing a search party to find a crime.

That is almost as dangerous to our way of life as a Hillary POTUS would have been. The reason it isn’t is that, while Minitrue has been trying to pretend he hasn’t, Trump has been slapping them around pretty handily, I hope he keeps it up.

 

Since everything is relative, we find that we don’t have the worst politicians in the world.

Among the politicians are member of the Vitrolles municipal council who represents the Republicans Christian Borelli; member of the council of the Bouches-du-Rhône from the Debout la France (France Arise) Party Christiane Pujol and her husband; as well as president of the local branch of the National Center of Independents and Peasants of the Bouches-du-Rhône department Hubert Fayard, Europeiska Pravda reported referring to La Provence.

On June 22, they departed from Marseille for Moscow, then they will go to occupied Donetsk. The aim of the visit, according to the French publication, is “to support the Russian army, which is being constantly attacked by Ukraine, despite the Minsk agreements.”

 

So we that going for us.

It does lead to a question, did Russia hack their election too?

 

Pakistan is having quite the terrorist war in their country.

At least 67 people were killed and more than 200 injured after two subsequent explosions hit a densely populated area of Kurram Agency’s Parachinar city Friday evening…

 

The second explosion targeted rescuers and bystanders who rushed to aid those who had been hurt in the first blast.

You see stories like that an awful lot in Pak press.

I wonder which brand of terrorist that is. Is it the Taliban? The Pakistan Taliban? ISIS? Iran? The Popular Front of Palestine? The Palestinian Popular Front?

 

My one niece is 29, she was a straight A student in HS and a 4.0 in college, she zoomed through Albany Law School.

She is very ignorant of history and literature, it drives me crazy. I’ll say something and she’ll think I’m weird for expecting her to know what I said. I’m weird for entirely different reasons.

Steyn sez,

The other day I mentioned en passant that the Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton, which used to be a widely recognized line (if somewhat apocryphal) of the Duke of Wellington’s. An hour later, some cocksure keyboard warrior responded that I was a total fake-news f**ktard and such a douchebag that I was apparently unaware that the Battle of Waterloo was in fact won somewhere in Belgium.

They get angry when you use some totally commonplace saying or word. My favorite was the teacher in MD who got beaten bloody for using the word, “niggardly”. He didn’t think it was funny, neither did I but it was either laugh or get frustratingly angry.

Righteous ignorance is one of the worst aspects of today.

People who are so totally ignorant of the past cannot understand how we got where we are and how precious and rare it is in the blood-soaked massacre that is human history.

 

Fighting Back!

Baltimore, Md. businesses filed a lawsuit against the city for failing to protect their property during the 2015 Freddie Gray riots.

Nice. I hope they win $brazillions. I give you exhibit A in the lawsuit

Give them room to destroy. Mission Accomplished! They Destroyed!

Now Baltimore Taxpayers get to pay up.

 

We’ll be a long time recovering from Obama, war on our southern border is a big part of his legacy.

WARNING ADVISORY TO BORDER PATROL AGENTS IN RGV SECTOR

Recent events in Tamaulipas, Mexico, specifically in and around the city of Reynosa, pose a special risk to U.S. Border Patrol agents working in the region.

The Reynosa faction of the Mexican Gulf Cartel recently lost its leader and the group is engaging in open warfare with Mexican authorities and possibly with rival factions or other transnational criminal groups. Open source reports indicate gunbattles and use of grenades and other explosives in the fighting.

Border Patrol agents working the line in any station’s area of operations immediately across the largely open border from Reynosa, Mexico, are advised to employ extra caution in the performance of their duties. Stray rounds from firearms have previously injured U.S. law enforcement personnel on the border.

They had to worry about Obama’s gun running and now cartels, embolded and empowered by Obama’s porous borders, are now using hand grenades against American border agents.

And they still probably have the restrictive Rules of Engagement. I’m not saying they should be free-fire zones, but any threat should be treated quickly and overwhemingly. It’s unfair to them otherwise since they’re fighting people with fucking hand-grenades.

This is not new,

REYNOSA — Fear and panic filled the streets of Reynosa on Sunday night as rival gunmen battled during a three-hour firefight that saw automatic weapons and grenades used. Surprisingly, Mexican authorities were absent for most of the melee

“There were four trucks filled with bodies that (members of organized crime) picked up,” the official said. “That is not counting the (bodies) that were left behind.”

I wonder if Mexican authorities moved to Baltimore afterward?

 

The Vill Uh Gez!

An early-morning raid broke the relative quiet of a large Florida retirement community (The Villages V) that turned up drugs, weapons and — in a distinctly Florida twist — evidence of a golf cart chop shop.

When I was in VA I saw their commercials constantly, I have to admit I didn’t expect that.

After watching Seinfeld I should have.

 

Okay Australia, your serve.

As Tropical Storm Cindy moves into Alabama, bringing potential flooding to the state, the Alabama Cooperative Extension System is reminding residents to be wary of displaced, sometimes floating, fire ant colonies during and after flooding.

Floods don’t kill fire ants, they just move the colonies around a bit, according to Extension entomologists.

The ants join together by the thousands, trapping enough air to float on the water’s surface in a makeshift life raft and survive for days, weeks or even months until they find dry land again.

Although I’d hate to think what would be floating there.

 

You know, sometimes the news puts my Caballero travails in perspective.

The contractor who Holland said ripped him off, then faked his own death to get out of paying him back for a botched renovation, who left Holland and his cancer-stricken wife with nowhere to live, was still among the living.

None of my mechanics have played dead.

Yet.

Get out your squeezy bulbs!!!!! We have more hearings!!!!!!!!!!

GOP voters device

This leads us to just one question.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has opened a probe into former Attorney General Loretta Lynch’s efforts to shape the FBI’s investigation into 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, the committee’s chairman announced Friday.

Isn’t it early to be posturing? The important election is more than a year away, why throw this posturing pander until closer to the election? Oh wait, last week they were praising Trey Gowdy for keeping another Hearing!!!!! going for over a year, maybe they’re competing to see how long they can keep the proles riled up with Hearings!!!!!! and Committees!!!!!!!.

You know who isn’t going to investigate the behavior of the Dept. of “Justice” during the last election?

The Dept. of “Justice” that’s who. The only ones who could actually do any fucking good but would be investigating themselves. While they know who did what to whom, it’s because they’re the who and they’re still doing the what. The whom is us.

All we’re gonna get is fish in the face.

 

Totally not relatedly, we’re on day 1506 of the IRS ‘Scandal’ that nobody seems to be interested in.

Nonetheless, on March 22, 2016, in the case of United States v. NorCal Tea Party Patriots, the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit disagreed with this interpretation and determined that tax exempt application information is not “return information,” and thus not protected from § 6103 disclosure. The Sixth Circuit’s ruling directly contravenes a previous District of Columbia Circuit ruling on the issue and is likely to expose attempts by the IRS to intervene in United States politics via the tax-exemption application process and 26 U.S.C. § 501(c)(3). This Comment discusses the basics of §§ 501(c)(3) and 501(c)(4), the attempts by the IRS to engage in politics using § 501(c), the conflicting holdings and United States circuit courts’ various interpretations of § 6013 protection for the IRS, and the future implications of the circuit split created by the Sixth Circuit’s holding in NorCal. …

Wait, the IRS lost a court case! That’s never happened before!!!! That’ll change….abso fucking lutely nothing.

They’ve lost so many court cases and told the court to suck their balls that I just don’t see how the law-enforcement agency that’s been ignoring that is going to suddenly investigate themselves or anyone on ‘their’ team.

 

Speaking of our gov’t fucking us, I can’t believe I didn’t even expect this.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT QUIETLY HELPED AND REWARDED COMPANIES AND UNIVERSITIES WHICH HIRED ROUGHLY 330,000 CHEAP FOREIGN GRADUATES IN 2016 INSTEAD OF HIRING AMERICAN GRADUATES, MANY OF WHOM ARE DEEP IN DEBT.
The little-known “Optional Practical Training” program has grown from 91,140 new foreign job-seekers in 2009 to 329,158 new job-seekers in 2016, according to data provided by the Department of Homeland Security. That is almost a four-fold increase in seven years — and the program is growing even larger in 2017.

Once again, I was not paranoid enough. That’s happened to me more in the last 10 years than in the previous 40.

I can understand at least part of the reason for doing that, hiring angry race-studies majors is not a good idea, but surely there are a few hundred thousand qualified Americans out there they could have hired.

 

No for something totally unexpected!

You know, if I trusted these assholes I’d be more likely to…uhhh…trust them.

Among fans of the noir crime classic “Pulp Fiction,” there are some wild theories about what was inside the mystical briefcase that Marsellus Wallace dispatched his men to collect. The joke, of course, is on the audience. There’s something unthinkable in there, something that glows and hums, something perhaps supernatural … but we’ll never find out what.

As of this writing, a Senate Republican’s odds of guessing the contents of that briefcase are about as good as his odds of guessing what’s inside this famed Obamacare replacement plan.

No, not even Sen. Mike Lee, who was himself recruited into a working group that he and others thought would “be in charge of writing this bill,” has set eyes on the thing…

Recruiting Mike Lee was just another fish in my face, he’s being used. I hope that pisses him off. You know they knew better than to try that shit on Ted Cruz, he’s already called McConnell a lying bitch.

Repeal And Replace! is “fix”, so neither ‘repeal’ nor ‘replace’. As Obamacare is collapsing before our eyes, as more and more companies are opting out, these assholes are trying to keep the power. Any bill they use to Repeal And ReplaceTM will require vast influxes of our great grandchildren’s money.

At least we aren’t going to have to pay for it. Well, maybe with societal collapse, but at least taxes will be lower for a while. Until the warlords take over I guess. Since I’m hoping for that position myself, my taxes will still be low.

 

I agree!

‘It would be a very, very sad day for Republicans’ if Nancy Pelosi steps down, Trump says  5 Hours Ago | 00:54
President Donald Trump said he hopes House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi does not step down from her post.

In an appearance on “Fox & Friends” that aired on Friday, Trump said he would like Pelosi to stay right where she is because she has an “extraordinary record against her.”

“It would be a very, very sad day for Republicans if she steps down. I would be very disappointed if she did,” Trump said.

Without Nancy using her charm to keep the Democrats in lockstep the GOP might have to actually explain why they’re not able to do what they’ve been elected to do.

 

Our fine minitrue betters are all upset.

“We have urged the White House not to replace on-camera briefings with ‘gaggles,’ not-for-broadcast question & answer sessions,” Mason said in a statement.

Yeah, nobody watches them anymore, they’re just a bunch of angry children whining at Spicer.

“We believe strongly that Americans should be able to watch and listen to senior government officials face questions from an independent news media, in keeping with the principles of the First Amendment and the need for transparency at the highest levels of government,”

That ship has sailed. You assholes are not “independent” except in the sense that you’re a herd of assholes who hate Trump. We just got done with the most transparent administration ever and you assholes ignored all the felonies they transparently committed. Pardon us if we don’t give shit one about you angry, Democrat, partisan ignoramuses.

 

Speaking of angry ignoramuses, Johnny Depp!

Johnny Depp: ‘When Was the Last Time an Actor Assassinated a President?’

That would be the last time a Republican angered Democrats by trying to get blacks out of their clutches.

It’s funny how the FBI declared that there was no way that guy was hunting Republicans, and of course, this is not a call to hunt the POTUS.

Cuz lefties are all tolerant, loving and mostly-peaceful.

Via my favorite light in the darkness.

 

Trump’s been about the best case scenario for me. I knew he’d do northeast GOP stuff, but I’d hoped he cut regulations and screw with all the idiots. Mission Accomplished.

I’d also hoped that, being the CEO type he is, he’d hire really good people and leave them alone to do their jobs.

Trump’s reliance on his generals shows that he values merit over politics.

Donald Trump earned respect from the Washington establishment for appointing three of the nation’s most accomplished generals to direct his national-security policy: James Mattis (secretary of defense), H. R. McMaster (national-security adviser), and John Kelly (secretary of homeland security).

In the first five months of the Trump administration, the three generals — along with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, the former Exxon Mobil CEO — have already recalibrated America’s defenses.

I figure he told Tillerson and Mattis to have fun, just don’t launch nukes without letting him know first.

 

Shit for sale!

The deadly collision between a U.S. destroyer and a container ship June 17 took place while the freighter was on autopilot, according to Navy officials…

Investigators so far found no evidence the collision was deliberate.

Nobody’s buying. Especially after all the non-information ‘information’ we’ve been getting.

 

Cultural suicide is pretty sad.

The “interfaith” movement has reached an important milestone: a mosque has been constructed inside a church in Berlin. Everyone is excited and happy about this significant event, which allows people of all faiths to come together under one roof in peace and harmony and etc blah yak.

Inside their church? How about when an Orthodox priest can have mass in the Hagia Sophia?

I won’t want to laugh, but I might have to when a guy comes out of the mosque and blows himself up in the church.

 

I haven’t read the article, and I’m not gonna because I’ve read enough stupid shit today and, while this might not be stupid, it surely looks that way, but I love the headline.

BRITAIN ORDERS IMMEDIATE PROBE INTO FRIDGE THAT STARTED DEADLY BLAZE

That headline epitomizes Akbar Britain in a way that nothing I write could. Like when they investigate people who say bad things about Muslims instead of investigating the Muslims who keep murdering their subjects.

 

Let’s Chicago! It’s like Venezuela except with fewer cops.

Remember when we had citywide units? A few hundred cops that the Department could call out for situations exactly like this? This event isn’t a secret – it’s been going on for years. Units like the old Task Force morphed into Gangs morphed into Special Operations, Targeted Response or Mobile Strike Force. Three-hundred cops who could have days off canceled at a moment’s notice along with District Gang/Tact teams gave the Department a force of 500 or so to deal something like this ..

Now CPD has 25 cars show up? For a crowd numbering 1,000? A crowd that’s been drinking and smoking all night without any interference from authorities? With (we’re betting) a few hundred guns? And nothing has been done for years? In a city that has abandoned the rule of law? What exactly are the police supposed to do?

That can’t end well. Rahm does not understand how to run a crime family like Chicago. He’s spending far too much of their money paying off his buddies while screwing over the city.

He’ll leave soon and everybody will say he failed but he will have siphoned off $billions for himself and his friends. The misery he leaves behind is not his concern. It’s a hallmark of Clintons and their istas after all.

 

Paying attention to reality is not our fine social, moral, intellectual and political betters’ forte.

…three Little League baseball games on the West Side during an event this week meant to build connections between two Chicago neighborhoods that grapple with violence.

 

So how did those games go? See those first ellipses?

Gunfire interrupted three Little League baseball games…

Yeah, about how anybody with a clue would expect. I am a little surprised they didn’t beat on each other using the bats.

Sorry, I forgot the score.

at least nine shots were fired around 6:45 p.m. Wednesday. No one was hit, but the fields were cleared.

A shutout! It’s not often Chicago gets a shutout. In gangland, that’s the opposite of a pitcher’s duel. You’d think after last year’s World Series of murder victory they’d be better but that’s what happens when you get cocky.

 

Is there such a word as “de-teaching“?

 

If not, that math ‘teacher’ just made it up.

Imagine the poor kid trying to explain that each cut will take 10 minutes with the teacher condescendingly explaining that each piece takes 5 minutes.

Via David Thompson’s Friday Ephemera, I usually click every link and I don’t click links for just about anybody else.

 

Yesterday I posted this picture, as I looked at it I kept thinking that maybe it was p-shopped.

 but now I see that it wasn’t.

That, my friends, is the Prime Minister of Canada.

The one who would have to stand up to Tsar Putin I over territory in the Arctic.

I had a chuckler to end on but really, it would be anti-climactic. I’ll save it for a less funny day.

First, Something Old.

December, 2011

GOP Senate leader Mitch McConnell famously said a year ago that his main task in the 112th Congress was to make sure that President Obama would not be re-elected. Given how he and House Speaker John Boehner have handled the payroll tax debate, we wonder if they might end up re-electing the President before the 2012 campaign even begins in earnest.

 

The article was about some tax deal where the GOP lost…won!. eddiebear handled it with his usual eloquence and restrained commentary.

Fuck you, Mitch McConnell. Brainfuck you with the stupid stick until you get smart. Fuck you for (once again) letting the Obamabots do to you what Bugs Bunny did to Yosemite Sam. Fuck you for giving the O-Bots the high ground on taxes. Fuck you for giving the O-Bots momentum and rising fortunes going into 2012. Fuck you for fucking us over worse than a whore who owes her pimp more than what she pulled in that night. And fuck you simply because I am sick and tired of seeing you stumblefuck from one fuckup to the next.

I miss his posts. H/T whoever came here on a search that found that post.

 

Something New

You have to wonder how liberals think this works. So, a manifestly conflicted special counsel leading a pack of maxed-out Democrat donors decides Donald Trump has to be kicked out of office for “obstructing justice” regarding a cynical lie about him cavorting with the Kremlin and…then what? President Pence, until they do the same thing to him? Or do we just skip right to President Felonia von Pantsuit, shrug our shoulders, and give up on our foolish dream of having a say in our own governance?

Wait, that’s not new!

Because normal Americans are woke to the scam. No, the affidavits of a zillion DC/NY establishment types attesting to Robert Mueller’s impeccable integrity – ever notice how the guy trying to hose us always has the establishment’s “impeccable integrity” merit badge – are not going to make us unsee the fact that he’s carrying water for an establishment that thinks we need to just shut up and obey.

Oh. If true, that’s new.

Now, pulling off the soft coup is going to be harder than they think. The establishment has not thought this out. They sort of assume that if they squelch Trump then everything somehow just goes back to them being in unchallenged control. Wrong.

Bing, bing, bing!!! We have a winner!

They ain’t gonna like what happens next. Kurt Schlichter writes pretty intelligent stuff. You know, stuff that I agree with.

 

Something Borrowed.

Meanwhile, in Mexico City:

A Student Strike Becomes an Occupation, for 17 Years.

Savour that mental image.

It remains unclear exactly who occupies the building and how many members compose the occupying force. Insular and mercurial, they refused repeated requests for interviews. “We’re against the mass media,” explained one occupier, who declined to give his name, saying it was a policy of the occupation not to grant interviews without consent of “the general assembly.” He was standing in what was once the lobby of the auditorium, its walls now covered with insurrectionist stickers, graffiti, posters and murals. “I don’t want to be assimilated into the mass media,” he said.

Oh, there’s more:

And more there is. Click through, it’s hilarious. Various lefty groups keep having coups and counter-coups. I like the part where the anarchists get organized and drive off the rest. That’s funny.

 

Something Blue

Sure it’s cool but it’s fake! notice there are no soldiers in view! Who were they close-air-supporting? Obviously a staged photo-op after the battle was over.

I hate fakes.

 

Everything else is old stuff getting older or new stuff getting pretty dam old.

Something old that’s getting pretty darn old.

The compassionate head tilt makes it funnier.

 

This ain’t new, Gun Control Works!!!!!!!!!!

Investigators have found a cache of weapons at the home of the 31-year-old man who rammed his car into a police van on the Champs Elysees avenue on Monday, a judicial source close to the investigation said…

The revelation of the discovery came after prime minister Edouard Philippe expressed dismay that Dzaziri was able to have a gun permit despite being on a jihadist watchlist.

You think that’s the funniest part? Where have you been? The FEOCE is not new!

Asked to explain why the attacker’s permit wasn’t rescinded, Mr Philippe said that “if you take away a permit from someone who is the subject of surveillance or being monitored, he will quickly understand why it has been taken away. … It’s a difficult decision.”

That makes it for me.  In America our betters are trying to take guns away from people on secret lists, in France they refuse to. Their pols are more in favor of gun rights than ours. As we saw during the Obama years, they kept having “conversations” on “common sense” gun control and only close supervision and letting them know it ain’t gonna happen kept them from screwing us.

 

Speaking of getting pretty fucking old, Common Sense Curbs On The First Amendment!

On April 4, 2017, the US Senate passed Senate Resolution 118, “Condemning hate crime and any other form of racism, religious or ethnic bias, discrimination, incitement to violence, or animus targeting a minority in the United States”. The resolution was drafted by a Muslim organization, EmgageUSA…

The resolution refers to hate crimes against Muslims, Jews, African-Americans, Hindus, and Sikhs and was sponsored by Senator Kamala Harris and co-sponsored by Senator Marco Rubio, Senator Dianne Feinstein, and Senator Susan Collins.

On April 6, almost the exact same text was introduced as House Resolution H.Res. 257, “Condemning hate crime and any other form of racism, religious or ethnic bias, discrimination, incitement to violence, or animus targeting a minority in the United States”. A House Resolution can be reintroduced as legislation.

They’re just resolutions, but both the House and the Senate passed one.

They both say this

Whereas, in 2015, hate crimes targeting Muslims in the United States increased by 67 percent,

cough*bullsthit*cough

According to these two FBI links, 2015

51.3 percent were anti-Jewish.
22.2 percent were anti-Islamic (Muslim).
4.4 percent were anti-Catholic….

52.7 percent were motivated by anti-Black or African American bias.
18.2 percent stemmed from anti-White bias.
9.4 percent were classified as anti-Hispanic or Latino bias.

3.3 percent resulted from anti-Asian bias.

 

and 2014

58.2 percent were anti-Jewish.
16.3 percent were anti-Islamic (Muslim).
6.1 percent were anti-Catholic…

63.5 percent were motivated by anti-Black or African American bias.
22.8 percent stemmed from anti-White bias.
5.5 percent resulted from anti-Asian bias.

Notice the EXPLOSION of anti-Asian hate! 2/3 increase and I haven’t seen shit about it. Why isn’t anybody talking about that? Does our media hate them?

Also notice the HUGE INCREASE of anti-Catholic hate-crimes! It increased more than both Muslim and Jewish hate crimes and yet, there’s no mention of protecting Catholics in the House and Senate resolutions.

Huh. Why…it’s almost as if they’re posturing assholes who hate their voters and are trying to get new ones!?!?!?!?!

 

This might be new. If it makes it here.

Venezuela is the endgame for the game of Destroy The Rule Of Law our fine betters are playing

It is not just the country’s economy and political system that are sick, but society itself, experts say. An epidemic of lynchings is one of the most gruesome symptoms.

– ‘Justice’ –

AFP journalists filmed a lynching close-up in a busy street in the capital Caracas.

A witness says he stopped the man who had tried to rob a woman at gunpoint in a bakery. Then the mob took over.

“You’re lucky we didn’t burn you,” a voice yells, as police lug the man, limp but still breathing, into the back of their car.

The crowd yells in satisfaction — but not at the man’s arrest. They think they are the ones who have done justice here.

“Their aim is to kill the person before the police arrive,” says Marco Ponce, coordinator of the Venezuelan Social Conflict Observatory (OVCS)…

“In lynchings, citizens let out their anger in the face of a state that is not defending their right to justice,” says Ponce.

But they don’t seem to care. Or possibly they’re really too stupid to realize it.

Actually, I’m gonna go with Hanlon’s Law on this one. They really are that stupid.

 

Speaking of roving bands of vigilantes,  Evergreen College violent fascists will never get old.

A telling exchange, one of many:

“It essentially sounded like you were being held hostage. If you wanted to go to the bathroom, you had to go with two escorts – is that true?”

“Erm, that’s what the students felt was true. I was going to go to the bathroom regardless and they wanted to escort me.”

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why did they want to escort you to the bathroom?”

“I don’t know.”

“Did you ask them?”

“No, of course not.”

From Michael Moynihan’s short film on events at Evergreen State College, where ‘progressive’ utopia is under construction.

Lovely

In the thread below, several commenters note that the dramas at Evergreen – this Theatre of the Bedlamites™ – is merely an extension and enactment of the values being inculcated by the staff. After years of wearing away the customary moral and behavioural restraints, and after years of rewarding pathological vanities and delusions of persecution, the leftist bureaucrats and educators were caught off-guard by the speed and vehemence with which their own protégés turned on them, using mob force and well-practised spite, and merrily wielding baseball bats. Which reveals just how blinded by ideology, and how ludicrous, and unfit, those educators are.

Tolerance!

 

Speaking of the old story of commies coddling their crazy brethren, China and the Norks!

Can China restrain the Norks? My opinion is, of course, that of course they can but they don’t want to. The Plausible Deniability Province of the Chinese empire.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Secretary of Defense James Mattis will meet with their Chinese counterparts…

The top U.S. priority at the dialogue is finding common ground with China on curbing North Korea’s nuclear weapon and missile development…

I wonder what we’ll have to give China. I just hope Tillerson knows the real deal. I figure he does, Exxon can’t ignore reality. Mattis probably knows for sure.

As part of upholding a UN Security Council resolution, China announced in late February that it would no longer receive coal imports from North Korea…

While China has upheld its commitment to the coal ban, it has purchased greater quantities of iron ore, low-end manufactured goods, and seafood – goods not strictly banned by the UN –  resulting in an overall increase in trade revenue for North Korea

Yup

Beijing may also be dissuading Chinese businesses from contracting North Korean labor, a practice the UN identifies as exploitative, and it estimates 50,000 workers worldwide may generate as much as $1.5 billion for the state. As many as 19,000 of these workers are in China. According to the Nikkei Asian Review, beginning in March of last year, Chinese officials began informally telling firms in the provinces bordering North Korea not to contract North Korean workers. While this measure is useful to Beijing for registering “its displeasure with Pyongyang’s missile and nuclear testing,” as an informal policy, it could be easily reversed and does not demonstrate a strong commitment to the sustained pressure needed to demonstrate cooperation to the U.S. and to bring North Korea back to negotiations.

All that means  is, “Let’s give the media something to talk about.” and our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters either fall for it or pretend it’s real. It doesn’t really matter either way I guess. I just like to figure stuff out.

 

Speaking of Old, EUnuchs are energy-dependent on Russia so their foreign policy reflects that!

Nord Stream 2 was concluded after the annexation of Crimea by Putin’s Russia, the war against Ukraine, and the shooting down over Ukraine of the MH17 passenger plane. European consumers will pay for the gas, and the money will go to the Putin regime, strengthening it. There is a high probability that, as usual, the Kremlin will spend the proceeds on propaganda, repression, new wars, and annexations – and Europe will be paying for it.

A Nord Stream representative brushed off these concerns, saying it was all “political speculation … we have already been working with Gazprom for 19 years and are going to continue mutually beneficial cooperation”.

That’s so old and obvious our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters have never even thought of it!

 

I’ve seen a bunch of people making fun of the new Ken dolls. I mostly don’t get it, I mean, it’s for little girls. Is a doll with a man bun really going to be a problem? I’d be more upset about boy bands and Disney sluttifying every girl they get their perverted hands on.

Now, if I were going to do some OUTRAGE MONGERING!!!!! about the new Ken doll, I’d discuss the racism inherent in this picture.

What’s up with putting Fat Ass Barbie with Black Ken? Isn’t that racial profiling?

I’m going to boycott Barbie!!!! I’ll never guy another one! Never another penny!

 

This is going to revolutionize the criminal justice system!

 

 

Important, Ab0ve the Post, 2 Minutes Later, Observation Update! I Meant To Include Update!!!!

Look at the picture of the attemptedly murderous lefty, he’s orange. Should he be on Trump’s side for Orange Solidarity?

Just something that seemed funnier before I wrote it down.

 

Now, on to our post, about Plan…uhhh…. what are we up to now?

Hacking the election, secret deals, COLLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!, am I forgetting anything?

Now we see OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

President Trump fired back at reports Wednesday that he’s being investigated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice.

“They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice,” he tweeted Thursday morning.

Bingo, bango, bongo. It’s not obstruction of justice, his real crime is Obstruction Of The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party.

Rep. Mark Sanford, a Republican from South Carolina, said Thursday morning that President Donald Trump is “partially to blame” for the rhetoric that led to Wednesday’s shooting during the GOP baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia.

“I would argue that the president is at least in partially — not in any way totally — but partially to blame for demons that have been unleashed

Yes, he ran for office, said stuff that got half the electorate happy and got elected. For that, he can never be forgiven.

We are so boned.

 

I wonder, is assassination before or after impeachment?

Just a few days ago, a woman associated with Antifa attacked a police horse, using a flagpole with nails extending from it. At the same incident in Pennsylvania, other Antifa terrorists had sharpened bamboo poles and baseball bats…

Conservatives and those perceived to be conservatives have been attacked. The weapons have included glitter-filled gel, urine bombs, chains, bicycle locks and baseball bats. As their violence becomes more intense, it is now only a question of when, not if, someone will be killed.

Oh wait, that was just the regular violence against people who disagree with our fine, lefty betters. And it was before that Bernie Bro tried to assassinate a political enemy.

I had figured impeachment would be first, it really ticks me off when I’m too naive and trusting.

 

Here we see the Wash Post explaining how a guy who was hunting Republicans is an attack ON US ALL!!!!!!!!!

Washington Post
Opinion: The baseball shooting wasn’t an attack on the GOP. It was an attack on all of us.

I actually agree with them. Well, sorta kinda. That guy exposed that the Wash Post’s rhetoric encourages political murder. That’s an attack.

Also, as we saw above, the GOP is far more on the side of the Wash Post than mine, so an attack on them is an attack on the Wash Post.

So not “us” so much as “Us Better People!!!!!”.

 

Here we have the NY Times smearing not just Sarah Palin, but… surrounding a story so you know what’s what and who’s who.

The original “mistake” wasn’t. That’s Holy Writ for leftists. The “correction” won’t be seen in the print edition, which is the point.

I hope Sarah Palin sues the shit out of them and wins $millions.

Also notice the “including a 9-year-old girl”, they never mention Judge John Roll who was killed when that crazy guy who was angry about grammar went on a shooting spree.

They need to mention a lefty gun grabber and a child, they need to grab my guns and show the Right is where the real violence is, mentioning anything that screws up that narrative is verboten.

 

A Trump Is Pissing Me Off Moment.

The other day when I saw Tillerson had said that the Palestinians were going to stop paying for terrorism I laughed at the very idea.

Turns out I was wrong!

Palestinian officials stated on Wednesday that they have no intent to stop these terror payments. However, the Trump administration still endorses a budget proposal that would increase aid to the Palestinian government by nearly five percent, bringing the total amount of U.S. aid to around $215 million.

Oh wait, I mean I wuz right.

Of course.

Jeezum. it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure out the middle east. You just have to pay attention to what they do, not what they and our fine media betters say.

I don’t know what the hell they’re doing giving those murderous assholes any money, much less more money. But here we are.

 

Trump is Doing His Job Moment.

President Trump’s pledge to wipe out the notoriously violent MS-13 gang is gaining traction — at least in the Empire State.

Federal officials have rounded up close to 40 accused members of MS-13 in New York City and Long Island in the 30 days following vows by Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to crack down on the gang, known for terrorizing immigrant communities.

Of the 45 N​ew ​Y​ork​-area gang arrests over the last month by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security, 39 were affiliated with MS-13,

Good. We do not need to import vicious, savage, murderous gangs, our fine media betters have been providing quite enough of that. That’s surely not jobs Americans won’t do.

Notice the “At least in NY”, they could have checked to see that he is doing it all over the country, but they have to take shots at him. Never Trumpers to the end!

 

More Trump doing his job in getting that nitwit back from the Norks. I’m a little surprised by this.

Doctors treating Otto Warmbier, the comatose US student released from North Korean detention this week, said Thursday the 22-year-old had suffered extensive brain damage, the cause of which remains unknown…

The doctors said Warmbier’s severe brain injury was most likely — given his young age — to have been caused by cardiopulmonary arrest cutting the blood supply to the brain…

Kanter added that body scans had revealed no evidence of acute or healing fractures to the chest, abdomen or skull.

I figured there would be all manner of damage to his skull. So instead of beating him, they choked him. I would have expected lots of beatings.

 

Get out your Bi-Partisan squeezy bulbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you can use your regular GOP one if that’s all you have)

GOP voters device

Senate Votes To Sanction Russia For Helping Obama In Syria and Hacking Our Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and invading Crimea.

The Senate on Wednesday voted overwhelmingly to impose tough sanctions against Russia for meddling in the US election, invading Crimea and backing Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad.

The bill — which passed by a 97-2 margin — includes language that would prevent President Trump from lifting the sanctions without congressional approval.

I’m not linking it because I care, it’s too idiotic. I’m linking for What The Fuck Happened To The NY Post? reasons.

“Democrats and Republicans are joining together to warn the president he cannot lift sanctions without our approval,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (F-NY).

They also have a picture of Chuck Schumer for the story. Why have the Minority Leader? There’s no mention of McConnell. Are they pushing Dems to go with their Never-Trumpism or are they subtly explaining that Chuck Schumer is running the Senate from the Minority position.

I figure it’s the first, We Hate Trump bullshit. Adios NY Post, it was fun while it lasted. We’ll always have Headless Body Found In Topless Bar.

Sens. Mike Lee (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) were the no votes.

Bravo. There are plenty of reasons to fuck with Putin, doing it over some idiotic lies is pathetic.

Moldova, a former Soviet state that has long been the focus of a struggle for influence between Russia and the West, expelled the diplomats on May 29. It did not explain the decision, with Prime Minister Pavel Filip saying only that his government had “good reasons”.

According to the sources, who are familiar with the case, the five were ejected because of their alleged activities as undercover officers with the Russian military intelligence agency, the GRU.

They said Moldovan officials believed the Russians were recruiting fighters from Gagauzia, an autonomous southern region home to an ethnic Turkish population that is pro-Russian and opposes closer integration with the European Union.

Like that. Fomenting war around the region so he can rebuild the USSR would be a good reason. But our fine Congressional betters are focused laser-like on fucking us and getting Trump.

 

Or, you know, this.

Russia can use nuclear weapons in the event of an armed conflict in Northern Europe, according to a report released by Swedish Defense Research Agency…

In particular, Swedish experts noted that the Russian Federation was modernizing and increasing its arsenal of short-range nuclear weapons while the West was reducing nuclear weapons, the agency reports.

According to the experts, the Russian Federation is convinced that it is possible to win a local nuclear war and, therefore, the threat of a nuclear conflict can arise faster than during the Cold War.

That italiced part is more of Obama’s smirt duhplomacy paying off.

 

I like this blog, I’m not sure why that name though. Should be “Commonsense Is A Wonder” but then, it’s not my blog.

I’m linking because they linked to this story.

He had just left his office by car and was passing a nearby church when the state security vans swooped in on Wilmer Azuaje.

Put on a military plane hours later on May 3, the 40-year-old regional lawmaker – one of the best-known opposition figures in the rural home state of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez – has not been seen since.

“He’s disappeared. They kidnapped him. There is complete silence,” said his mother, Carmen Cordero, who has been traveling between Barinas state and the capital, Caracas, to seek information on him at the headquarters of national intelligence service Sebin.

Murdering their political opponents. Now that’s socialism done right! Right US Democrats?

 

Speaking of socialist dictators, Chicago!

The “Can the Tax Coalition” is trying to get the word out to warn Cook County residents that they’ll be paying anywhere from 29 percent to 67 percent more for cans, cases, 2-liter containers or gallons of drinks.

I wonder if any of the soda bootleggers will call himself Al Capone.

Eh, no matter what I’m sure it’s going to make violence skyrocket. Well, it’ll increase, I’m not sure if Chicago will still be there if it skyrockets.

 

This Is Awesome!

The Hearing Protection Act has been attached to the SHARE act, which is a sportsman’s omnibus bill, and what a glorious omnibus it is. Of the important things the SHARE act does:

Eliminates the sporting purposes language from GCA ’68 and the law on armor piercing ammunition.
Creates a blanket exception for shotguns to prevent arbitrary reclassification as destructive devices.
Moves silencers/suppressors from Title II to Title I (no longer an NFA item).
Preempts states from playing games to discourage silencers but does not outright prevent states from banning them. (limited preemption)
Enhances the FOPA language to include travel by means other than vehicles.
Creates remedies against states that violate the safe travel provisions, including a cause of action and attorneys fees.
A bunch of hunting related shit I don’t really care about.

Can you tell I want silencers? I refuse to beg the gov’t if I can get one, they’re safety devices and should be safe, legal and ubiquitous.

The bolded part is the Fuck NJ Act. Those sonsobitches love stealing your guns while you’re legally driving through and making you spend years and $thousands to get your legally owned and transported property back. Cuz Chris Christie is a real conservative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Man, Bono’s gonna be pissed.

That was one Chinese man’s reality until doctors removed nearly 30 inches of his swollen large intestine which weighed 13 kilograms, or 28.6 pounds, and was filled with feces which had been collecting there since birth.

Inverse reports that the anonymous man was diagnosed with Hirschsprung’s disease, a congenital condition caused by missing nerve cells in the bowel, which results in, ahem, movement issues

How many courics is 28 lbs?

Although, I’d bet Bono will argue you have to actually crap it out for it to count as the biggest piece of shit.

 

I am so close to deciding whoever runs the President Hillary! blog is not a Hillary fan, it’s a new version of FrnakJ’s In My World.

Exhibit A

 In a rare instance of leaking under the Clinton Administration, a newly published memo authored by F.B.I. Director James Comey proves that he thought that he and President Hillary Rodham Clinton would: “Live in a mansion in Hawaii, have 74 children, and drive a limo,” according to instincts that Comey committed to paper during an epic game of M.A.S.H.

In intelligence circles, “M.A.S.H.” is spy slang for “Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House.”

According to people who have seen the memo, Comey’s ultimate prediction for his occupation is unintelligible: Comey drew a vague, halting and self-referential circle encompassing two seemingly contradictory options:

1) “All-powerful attorney.”

2) “Starbucks barista.”

I find it hard to believe a leftist could be that funny on purpose.

Exhibit B

On Wednesday, Senator John McCain told the Washington Post that during the 2016 election, he defied his party to cast a vote for the Democratic nominee, Hillary Rodham Clinton, who he characterized as a “terrific person” and “American hero.”

“I disagree with her about many things. But she’s a great fucking president, and I always knew she would be a credit to our country,” said McCain, citing Clinton’s professionalism and soaring approval rating. “I’m a patriot first and a Republican second. I was never going to vote for that rapist confederate flag, Donald Trump. He appalls me. He would literally be a disaster,” McCain told the Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty.

That, of course, could be in the NY Times or Wash Post. As a matter of fact, did I post that NY Times article here?

“Thank God we dodged that bullet,” McCain laughed.

According to the Senate historian David Blight, it’s the first time in American history that a former presidential nominee voted against a subsequent nominee of the same party. “Ballots are secret, so they may have done it, but they certainly didn’t talk about it,” said Blight.

Yeah, and our GOP can’t shut up about it.

See? Those last two posts are the tell.

So…Satire.

I might change my mind in the future, but I’m going with Funny on Purpose for now.

 

Going to Vegas for my niece’s wedding tomorrow early.

I won’t be bringing my computer, I’ll have my phone. I don’t usually tube in Vegas, I do read a little but don’t expect to see me here until Sunday or Monday (depending on if I’m out of cash Sun morning)

Memo leaking all your lies all the day
If I listened to your lies would you say

I’m a man without conviction
I’m a man who doesn’t know
How to sell a contradiction

 

Who says we don’t have culture?

(graphic via Powerline)

Let’s Fakenews!

Forget Russia, CNN is stuck in Siberia.

Reporter Jim Acosta made note of the fact that his network was relegated to the “Siberia” section of the Rose Garden during President Trump’s press conference with Romanian president Klaus Iohannis Friday, quickly adding, “no pun intended.”

“The question has be to be raised whether or not this White House was retaliating against CNN,” Acosta later told Wolf Blitzer during an on-air crosstalk.

Has Trump not been clear? Yes it’s retaliation for all your lies and fakenews bullshit.

An(sic) in January,  he refused to take a question from Acosta during his press conference, berating CNN for being “fake news.”

I can imagine the “Don’t You Know Who I Am!?  Yes, that’s why you’re being treated as the lying fakenewsers you are.” conversation.

Oh man the butthurt must have been epic.

 

More Minitrue!

Republicans are trying to figure out a way past swirling questions about ties between the Trump administration and the Russian government, with GOP strategists calling the investigation and surrounding controversies a public relations nightmare that has dragged on for too long.

Former FBI Director James Comey did not inflict any deadly blows against President Trump when he testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Thursday, Republicans believe, but they’re concerned there will be more damaging revelations in the weeks ahead.

So…we saw Comey pretty much exonerate Trump, admit to a crime and accuse the former head of the Dept. of “Justice” with obstruction of justice and the GOP IS IN TROUBLE!

I actually agree, they were counting on Comey getting Trump. Now that’s fizzled they’re going to have to figure out some other way to impeach him.

 

Speaking of impeachment, I agree that the Diet of Worms…. Paris climate accord was part of an impeachable offense, I just don’t think it was Trump who committed the offense.

A liberal law professor wrote a lengthy op-ed claiming President Donald Trump’s withdrawal from the Paris climate accord is a “crime against humanity” that is an “impeachable offense.”

Obama committing America to a foreign treaty without submitting it to the Senate was an impeachable offense.

Too bad the GOP wasn’t interested in actually opposing him.

 

So the revelation that Lynch obstructed justice (which we already knew) is unimportant but Sessions, on the other hand, is Guilty Of Felony Obstruction Of Even More Justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…Attorney General Jeff Sessions was going to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee. It would be a change of plans since Sessions was scheduled for a public hearing in front of the Senate Budget Committee, where he was expected to be pelted with Russia questions. It’s the Intelligence Committee that is handling the Senate’s Russia investigation, but according to CNN’s John King on Inside Politics, a private hearing could be an “obstruction of justice.”

Obstruction of justice because he’s going to testify about an intelligence matter before the intelligence committee instead of before the budget committee.

Minitrue is going fucking insane and they’re taking the rest of the Democratic party with them.

They’re hilarious. It’s a little infuriating watching people pretend they’re not insane, hate-filled, spittle-flecked partisans, but that’s getting harder and harder to do.

 

Not much else domestically is happening apparently, our own little anti-fa thuggles did get their violence on over a display of free speech.

In Texas, they tried to get everybody riled up to take down anything honoring Sam Houston.

But a funny thing happened on the way to messing with Texas.

People in support of the monument showed up with signs and flags, including confederate flags. (and well armed V)

However, Texas Antifa and others who are protesting against the monument did not show up for Saturday’s scheduled protest.

I’m gonna guess the thuggles got a couple blocks away, saw this

and said, Fuck that. Let’s go kick some old ladies.

They don’t do so well when ambushing older men,

so I figure they should look for women over 80 with walkers.

 

Well, the terrorist was honored in the parade and rode on a float with a pol.

Controversial onetime convicted terror leader Oscar Lopez Rivera may have declined the Puerto Rican Day Parade’s “National Freedom Award,” but he was still at the head of the event Sunday — with the City Council speaker right by his side.

Lopez Rivera — who did 35 years behind bars for his ties to the Puerto Rican terror group FALN…

Bravo NY! That’s the way to stand up to terrorists!

Notice the last bit I cut n pasted.

This terrorist was released because Obama pardoned him. Why leave that out? I know NYC has lots of Puerto Ricans but, as we see in the middle east, all terrorists are bad, not just other people’s.

Also notice the lie, he was not put behind bars “for his ties to..FALN”, he was put behind bars for 

found Mr. Lopez-Rivera guilty on five counts involving seditious conspiracy, armed robbery, weapons violations and interstate transportation of stolen property. He faces a maximum penalty of 70 years in prison…

Oh, and there’s more!

In 1981, López Rivera was sentenced to 55 years in prison for “seditious conspiracy” and other felonies.(shhhhh V) He was later sentenced to an additional 15 years in 1988 for conspiracy to escape; to transport explosives with intent to kill and injure people; and to destroy government buildings and property.(conspiracy to blow shit up V)

His ‘ties to FALN” were as a bomb-making trainer. They blew up more than 100 bombs in America.

The NY Post is weird, they’re often sympathetic to the right, but they’re ridiculous never-Trumpers and this shit is just fucked up. Why lie for a terrorist?

 

Speaking of terrorism, let’s look at all the Islamophobes in Turin.

Now I know how to get to the head of any line, just have a friend yell “Allahu Akbar!” and the way will clear itself. That’s better than having my chauffeur hold a sign saying, “Bruce Springsteen.” Mostly cuz I have friends..well, I know some people who would think it was hilarious to do that and I don’t have a chauffeur.

 

The Arabian peninsula is heating up and it’s very confusing. Whenever they talk about the Muslim Brotherhood, they mean Iran.

This article in a Ukrainian paper is interesting.

Qatar crisis has emerged because competition for regional leadership arose between this country and Saudi Arabia…

Qatar has long abandoned its policy of agreeing its foreign and internal interests with those of Saudi Arabia and acts as an independent player.

Besides, there had been complaints about Qatar’s position on the part of other Arab states, primarily Egypt, which has long branded Qatar as a source of instability for the nation. In addition, Qatar is being criticized for its ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, and other organizations considered as a serious threat. Therefore, countries that are somehow tied to Saudi Arabia have quickly responded to Riyadh’s move to sever diplomatic relations with Doha.

 

That’s an interesting deal. Iran’s winning Syria and bringing chaos to the Arabian peninsula but ISIS just blowed up Iran. They’ve made their rug, they can pray on it.

There is an obligatory shot at Trump, but I’d say that, interestingly enough, some people in the world besides Republican-Americans have free will. I know, it seems as if everybody responds to what I say and do, but some people out there don’t even know I exist or care what I think or say!?!?!?!?!?!

Besides the GOP I mean.

 

Pakistan seems to have decided to get involved in the Iran/Saudi war.

Pakistan’s former army chief, Raheel Sharif, is set to become the first commander of a new Saudi-led counterterrorism coalition of mostly Sunni Islamic states, a move frustrating neighboring Shi’ite Iran in addition to prevailing domestic opposition and criticism…

 

I figure they’ll get busy in Yemen, which is sorta funny.

Yemen used to just have a shitload of Saudi-type terrorists who’ve hated each other since long before one group worked for the Romans and the other worked for Persians, now the Persians are getting involved again and it’s going to be interesting. I wonder if the Mad Mullahs are using the same tribes the Sassanids did against the Roman auxiliaries.

There is one large bit of endy with the sorta funny.

Iran’s ambassador to Pakistan, Mehdi Hunar Dost, said this week his government has repeatedly conveyed its concerns to Pakistani leaders over their decision to participate in the Saudi-led military coalition. He cautioned the move could hurt bilateral relations, which are already shaky over allegations anti-Iran Sunni militants use Pakistani soil for attacks on the Iranian side.

Iran and Pakistan share a nearly 1,000-kilometer border.

Will they cut out the middle (man) east and just nuke each other?
I wonder if we could get Afghanistan involved in that. Kill three jihadibirds with one stone.

 

They tried to hide it for a couple years, but last month it became official.

Sharif, 60, retired as Pakistan’s chief of army staff last fall. COAS is the most powerful post there is in Pakistan and the de facto finger on the nuclear trigger. The highlight of his tenure in office was a major crackdown on the Pakistani Taliban, which has plagued the country with horrific terror attacks. The Pakistan army continues to support other terrorist organizations such as Lashkar-e-Taiba and the Haqqani network, but it is at war with the Pakistani Taliban and now with the so-called Islamic State (ISIS) that has created an infrastructure in the country.

They found some ‘bad’ terrorists.

The Saudi-led Islamic military alliance now has 41 members. Some Saudi commentators have argued that Pakistan was best prepared to provide a commander for the group because it is the only Muslim country with nuclear weapons. In fact, Pakistan has the fastest growing nuclear arsenal in the world. A military leader who has commanded a nuclear strike force does have credentials unlike any other Muslim general. There is an obvious implication—left unstated of course—about where the alliance could go if it needs a bomb.

Yeah, it’s only unstated because our fine leftist betters would like to wish it away.

 

This is what we’re looking at when Iran gets close to finishing their bomb. Well, that or when the ones they have on back-order with the Russians are delivered.

Saudi defence minister Mohammad bin Salman visited Pakistan on Sunday, when the chief of Pakistan’s army issued a statement backing the kingdom, the Asia Times reported.

General Raheel Sharif said “tany threat to Saudi Arabia’s territorial integrity would evoke a strong response from Pakistan.”

Pakistan wants to be a player in the Islamic world, should be interesting to see if they succeed in that or just succeed in getting sucked into a nukular war with Iran.

 

Speaking of jihadis, the Jawas say, Oxford Jihad Goes Terribly Right

And right it is!

‘I want to see my mum’: British Muslim convert ‘ISIS fighter’ Jihadi Jack begs to be released from Syrian jail so he can ‘explain some things’ to his parents

A former Oxford schoolboy who converted to Islam and traveled to Syria is begging to be released so he can ‘explain some things’ to his mum.

Jack Letts is being held by the Kurdish militia in Syria after traveling to the country – and admits he has ‘no idea’ what will happen to him next…

 

Jack Letts converted to Islam as a teenager when he he attended the Cherwell School in Oxford…

 

With this that could be John Walker Lindh

Speaking to MailOnline, one friend – who asked to remain anonymous – said: ‘He was always an atheist, pretty liberal, typical middle class kid. At school he was the class clown but didn’t take it too far, he was still smart and got fair grades.’

People want to believe in something, that’s why we have the Great Global Worming religion and lefties becoming jihadis.

Too bad we don’t have a belief system that preaches love and tolerance and respect for each other. Oh well.

 

An aside, while it cracked me up, that post sorta pisses me off too.

Last night I was reading something and the narrator said, “It went horribly wrong” and I thought, No, it went horribly right! I was planning on using that line today. I even had a link picked out for it. Now I can’t. Bastids.

 

Speaking of the Great Global Worming Religion, The End Of Snow seems to include a heck of a lot of snow.

Via weather.com and NOAA:

Several inches of snow are possible in parts of the Cascades and northern Rockies starting this weekend. Snow levels could fall to as low as 5,000 feet by Sunday. Campers in this region should prepare for cold temperatures. Snow is in the forecast starting this second weekend of June in the higher elevations of the mountain West, as an unseasonably cold air mass infiltrates the northwestern United States. The cold air will build in beneath a strong southward dip in the jet stream, or upper-level trough, that will develop this weekend as a result of a weather pattern flip.

Surprise!

I checked some others and they’re predicting snow but I can’t find out if it did snow so it probably didn’t. This weekend.

I hadn’t heard about this though.

Corrections & Clarifications: A previous version of this story misstated how long it had been since the June snowpack was this large. The amount of snow on the ground in the central Sierra region this week marked the biggest June snowpack in years.

I guess they tried to lie their way through it the first time. They always pretend any hot weather is UNPRECEDENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! while snow in June is a big ‘Yawn”. At least they put the correction at the top of the page instead of the bottom. I wonder if it’s in print and if they’ll correct that in the next issue. That’s what a real newspaper would do, but we don’t have any of those anymore.

Snow from the barrage of storms that pounded the western mountains over the winter is still on the ground. Many mountains in the Rockies, Sierra and Cascades are packed with at least 8 feet of snow, the National Weather Service said, creating a dream summer for skiers and snowboarders.

It’s funny how that’s mostly ignored and yet, we’re supposed to have  heat wave elsewhere so we’ll see all the global warmmongering about a heat wave in June but snow in June is ignored.

Notice there’s 8 feet, I wonder, is that the beginning of a new glacier?

If glaciers start covering California and they start blaming it on global warming, we really need to try to get the ‘narrative’ being that we need to congratulate CA for beating that whole Climate Change thing.

 

Fucking moronpundit, he said he was going to be back but he isn’t. He talked a big game about facecocks, but I haven’t seen shit. In the interests of luring him back, a nother pic of Hillary suitable for facecocking!

Comey’s been begging for a facecocking!

Damn sockpuppets. Lazy bastids.

At the TANSTAAFL Bar and Grill! All Week!

And if you believe that, you’re gonna love the rest of the post!

Let’s start with a story that has it all, lying Clintonistas, idiotic journalists who seem to not understand the simplest math while accepting whatever lies said Clintonista told them! There’s probably more, but let’s start with that.

We saw some stories about the HUGE!!!!!!!!! DROP!!!!!!!!!! in murders in Chicago.

The good news coming out of Chicago also serves as a sad reminder of just how bad the city’s violence is: 239 people were murdered as of May 31, according to Chicago Police. That is down slightly from 247 during the same period last year.

They were all excited, but really, 8 fewer people out of 247? That’s……ummmmm…carry the calculator key…read the number off the SCCop blog that I linked…. 3%!

Why, if they keep that up they’ll have that whole murder thing whipped in about…never.

Yeah, innumeracy is rampant amongst our fine, journalistic and intellectual betters, but parroting lies of Clintonistas is more their specialty.

SCCop blog in italics

Fox News asks the obvious question (and misreports a bunch more)

Emanuel has made efforts to stop crime. He recently added 1,000 police officers to the force that will start working overtime.

The city has also expanded its gunshot-detection technology and Emanuel has lobbied with the police superintendent for a new bill that will crack down on repeat gun offenders.

Still, in the month of May, the city averaged two murders and 10 shootings a day, leaving those who’ve lost a loved one wondering if stopping crime is at the top of the mayor’s priority list.
And we reply:

Rahm didn’t “add” 1,000 – he’s hasn’t hired enough to keep up with retirements yet. He’s hiring back exhausted coppers to do scarecrow policing.

The Shotspotter technology is still a bit buggy according to reports from 007 and 011. It’s missing a rather high percentage of shootings, so police aren’t responding near fast enough.

Stopping crime was never on Rahm’s “priority list.” Rahm’s priority is getting re-elected. If crime happens to drop, that’s just a bonus. If not, he’s got Special Ed to fall on his sword.

 

Yup. I will say that, aside from police chiefs praising it but never saying exactly which crime it helped with, the only uses Shotspotter apparently has for law enforcement is bugging street corners.

The exchange, which was used in court, was recorded by ShotSpotter, a gunshot detection system that has been installed in over 90 cities across the country.

Welcome to the 21st century!

 

Some days I really have a problem trying to keep from believing I’m the star of the Veeshir Show!

A criminal complaint was filed in the Southern District of Georgia today charging Reality Leigh Winner, 25, a federal contractor from Augusta, Georgia, with removing classified material from a government facility and mailing it to a news outlet, in violation of 18 U.S.C. Section 793(e).

Now first, I saw people checked and found out she was a lefty. Did anybody really need to check to know that Reality Winning was a lefty? I bet she changed her name in November or December of 2012 or 2008. Just a hunch.

Second, Reality Winning? Seriously? You’re just fucking with me now. No. Reality Fucking Winning? Why not just name her, “Funn E. N. Endie” or “Let’s Fuck With Veeshir”?

Assholes.

 

1 down/a shitload to go!

The acting U.S. ambassador to China resigned on Monday to protest President Trump’s decision to withdraw from the Paris climate change accord.

Good riddance. Let’s get all the global warmmongers out of our gov’t.

I do find it hilarious that our ambassador to the biggest polluter on the planet, who has no obligations for decades under this particular Diet of Worms, is OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if the murderous commie dictators in China bribed him with Yen or good, old US dollars. Probably some hookers too. It’s not all the important, just curious.

 

Speaking of bribes, another in a long series.

Tesla would be able to quadruple its New York network of stores under a bill introduced in Albany, the company said Monday…

The state legislature, under pressure from a politically powerful car dealership group, passed a law in 2014 that limited Tesla’s in-state footprint to five stores.

See? They speak about pols being bribed, politically powerful in NY means Deep Pockets, to favor one group of business over another business and they don’t even highlight the corruption and the unbelievable overreach that is a legislature telling a business how many outlets they can open.

Is that legal? I mean, would it be legal if we still had a rule of law?

A Tesla executive said, “We plan to invest further in sales infrastructure in New York State.”

By “sales infrastructure” I can only assume he means some politicians.

Do you know what that means? Our..Your tax-dollars are going to bribing NY pols! There’s a symmetry there, but it’s very obamanian.

 

So we all saw the video of CNN setting up a protest. Now, they’re a Serious News Agency so they had to respond to Those Serious Allegations!

CNN International responded to the claims that they staged the protest, writing, “This is nonsense. Police let demonstrators through the cordon to show their signs. CNN along with other media simply filmed them doing so.”

Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

Seriously, the only people who would accept that jackassery are those who haven’t seen the video.

So now you have no excuse.

Well, you wouldn’t if this was a blog where people clicked things.

 

As we’re in the 5th gripping month of “We Hate President Trump” by our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters, it’s a good thing there’s nothing important going on that we need to worry about!

Increasingly embattled Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro threatened “war” Sunday afternoon with those who do not support his plans for a National Constituent Assembly, which will ditch the present Constitution without a popular vote…

saying Cuban Armed Revolutionary Forces (MINFAR) are sending “a small contingent of military doctors” to Venezuela. The size of the contingent is not specified, but Cuba is believed to have between 20,000 to 30,000 “cooperation workers” in the area of health, agriculture and competitive sports already in country, all of which have some degree of military training.

Castro used to send “cooperation workers” to Africa all the time. Russia used them as “plausible deniability” troops.

So it’s just a socialist getting help from a murderous commie so Venezuela will not get worse due to socialism! It’ll be communism! Obama’s attempt at undoing our work in the Cold War is showing results! And our fine media betters can’t be assed to notice it.

Cuz they’re hoping we’ll try Communism Right in America.

 

Speaking of which, imadenier shows us three things with his comment

cars in london being used for terror, a hammer used today in france to attack police… what about car control and hammer control …

His shift key obviously doesn’t work, he’s paying attention to lefties but doesn’t read the posts.

, and a ban on immediate vehicle rentals, requiring renters to wait two hours and for rental firms to run checks on them with the police.

Makes wonder if he’s one of the cobs who doesn’t want to post but does want to comment.

As imadenier (who I keep chauvenistically calling “he”) obviously knows, they don’t want terrorist control, they want people control.

I really do not get it. Stopping terrorist attacks does not seem to be a priority for EUnuchs, they keep doing stuff that encourages terrorist attacks, they also keep trying to get more control over their subjects and not doing what would stop terrorist attacks. The real hard stuff like walking around London looking for ISIS flags and recruiters or people carrying machetes and heads.

 

I’m not sure if this is related or not.

FBI agents and Department of Justice prosecutors raided a home possibly linked to former Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin in Dearborn, Michigan last week.

The home on Jonathon Street is reportedly owned by a subsidiary of the Journal of Muslim Minority Affairs – an Abedin family business that employs Huma’s brother and sister. Huma had worked for the company in the past.

Agents only said that the raid was “a matter of national security,” and that Detroit FBI is working with agents on a case from “another state…

On the one hand, Huma hangs out with Hillary so she’s obviously very corrupt. On the other, she’s also a Friend of the Muslim Brotherhood.

So that could be either terror or corruption related. Although it would be pretty funny if it was both.

 

Comey refuses to answer questions from the Senate.

Former FBI director James Comey is formally refusing to answer questions submitted to him by a bipartisan group of senators, suggesting he no longer must do so as a private citizen.

…submitted to him by Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Charles Grassley and the committee’s ranking Democrat Dianne Feinstein after Comey’s final testimony as FBI director to the panel last month.

What the fucking fuck? Do private citizens get to tell the Senate to fuck off? To their faces I mean. That fucking lying sack of innuendo was the head of the FBI, if the fucking Senate has questions for him he has to fucking answer them.

I know, we don’t have a rule of law. I told you, I like to pretend we do.

Here are the questions.  I can see why he won’t answer them. This first one is surprisingly good (coming from the Senate!)

Did you discuss with anyone outside of the Justice Department any interactions you had
with President Trump or President Obama regarding either the investigations of Trump
associates’ alleged connections with Russia or the Clinton email investigation? (Yes, V)

If so, with whom did you discuss those interactions, ((Lynch and Obama V)

when (when Obama was POTUS V),

and why?  ( To get my instructions from Lynch to make sure that Hillary gets cleared and Obama to make sure I keep the Russia Hacked The Election lies going for as long as possible. V)

 

It wouldn’t take that long to answer all the questions, but if he did so truthfully it could get sticky, and indicted, while coming up with lies consistent with previous lies would be a pain in the ass.

So better for him to just tell the Senate for Fuck Off. While I applaud the sentiment, I deplore the reason.

This time.

 

I wonder what would happen if this happened here.

Ontario, Canada passed a law that allows government to intervene in family life if parents of children with gender identity issues don’t accept their kids’ “gender expression,” Lifesite News reports.
Bill 89 — also knows as The Supporting Children, Youth and Families Act of 2017 — was overwhelmingly passed in Ontario with a 63 to 23 vote.

If it did happen, I’d suggest any parents make sure they have a jury full of parents for their murder trial. Unless they’re in Berkeley. Then they’re boned.

But why would you be in Berkeley if you’re not into the whole, “My 5 year old is a black woman trapped in a white boy’s body!” thing?

 

Evergreen is staying evergreen!

Update:

Apparently, the situation at Evergreen has not improved.

Armed with baseball bats, students are channelling the radical ethos of Eighties pop combo Haysi Fantayzee.

Update 2:

And here’s a first-hand account of the Evergreen Gender Studies Massive in action:

Last Thursday, Nolan and his friends were accosted again by “the mob.” He was on his way to the bus to get dinner, and a group of about 20 people, one of them holding a bat, began following them. Many of the same characters from the first encounter were present at the second one. Nolan said it appeared like the group was waiting for him outside his dorm room, like they knew where he lived. “They were all a bunch of walking stereotypes,” he said. “It’s like Tumblr was attacking me.”

They’re all about the caring, you see.

Tolerant and mostly-peaceful!

The latest example to surface features Evergreen State “video and performance art” professor Naima Lowe castigating several (white) colleagues about supporting student activists and their “race-based equity reforms.”

“YOU are the motherfuckers that we’re pushing against! You can’t see your way outta your own ass!” Lowe yells at her peers.

“So don’t TALK to me about what YOU need.”

That’s a ‘professor’ talking to other ‘prof’s. I have to say, I appreciate all their efforts. It’s been mostly stupid and endy but Evergreen has a been a ray of hilarity.

 

I know this is a plea for attention, but what the hell.

Florentin Felix Morin, a French PhD student who studied at the University of Arizona in the spring 2017 semester,

So embarrasing

“For a while, if someone was asking me how I ‘identified,’ I would joke about being a hippopotamus trapped in a human’s body,” says Morin, a transgender man, “later, a human trapped in a hippopotamus’ body, until my humorous ‘truth’ solidified and I began announcing myself as an old butch hippo dyke trapped in a young human faggy transboy’s body.”

So…he’s open to fat chicks?

Morin is attempting to illuminate the concepts of identity, representation and what he calls the “system of obligations” that accompanies being transgender. Challenging the idea that “trans” is an “emancipatory term,” Morin asks, “Can its grip be loosened by the producing of other, maybe less realistic truths? A first view on my animal alter ego would be that it is an attempt to do so: an act of language, a verbal construction that I articulate in protest of a definition of myself as fully contained and explained by the framework of ‘transgender.’”

And that right there is a public service. I mean, I couldn’t have made fun of the whole transgender thing any better! Most of the doesn’t really make any sense, but I think that’s the point.

Bravo Hippo Dyke Dude!

 

As lefties are screeching about losing shoreline, here we see the truth!

A massive landslide that engulfed Central California’s Highway 1 has added 13 acres to the coastline.

Between that and the shoreline that hasn’t disappeared because it was all stupidity and lies, that makes like 50 trillion acres saved or created!
Are we good or what?

I’ve seen people making fun of this saying they need a space in there.

I’d say it’s dual use.

 

When I saw this article my first thought was, “aliceaitch!”

A naked yoga enthusiast is on the loose in Colorado, cops report.

And when I saw the picture?

That settled it.

We have Rule 30 for a reason.

I normally don’t gloat, but let’s take a little time out to think about Hillary Clinton.

First, Bill never would have been POTUS without Hillary, he would have been a successful Little Rock used car salesman killed falling out the window when the husband came home.

Hillary has worked her whole life to become POTUS. She knew, KNEW!!!!!!!, she was going to be the First Wymyns POTUS!!! and be in all the history books.

And then, a funny thing happened. Barack Obama out-slimed her. Oh the hilarity and gnashing of fangs, then Trump pushed her face in the mud and danced on her Birth-Right.

What we’ve been seeing with all the “Here’s why I lost!!” whines is that hag going fucking crazy seeing her chance to be POTUS slipping away. Her whole life was consumed with her becoming POTUS. In 2007 there was no doubt in her head that she was gonna be POTUS. Then again, in 2015 she again was a shoo-in for POTUS. And then harsh reality set it.

I figure she’s trying to explain to everyone it wasn’t her fault so they’ll line up in 2020 but it’s not gonna happen. When even Andrea Mitchell turns on Hillary, you know the party’s over.

Think about what’s going through Hillary’s mind (besides the usual hate for America).

She’s pissed off at Obama for out sliming her, she’s really pissed off at Trump for not playing Good Loser the way Jeb Bush would have, but what has to totally piss her off, what has to wake her up at night spitting mad, is that she made Bill POTUS and she’ll never be able to do it for herself!

That’s hilarious. Made my night when I thought about this last night.

 

I will say that I didn’t like Trump’s “Travel Ban” tweet about that terrorist attack last night. Don’t dance in the blood of innocents. Especially before it dries or before they’re done picking up pieces of victims.

Watching the Brit Police dude give the press conference on that attack showed they lie a whole lot and really don’t want their people to know what’s going on. He wouldn’t say if they were looking for others, he said they had three and that seemed to be it. It was obvious he was lying, there were cops all over and areas cordoned off with people not being allowed to go the 100 yards to their homes.

So what do we see today?

London cops have arrested 12 people in connection with terror attack that killed seven, the city’s the Metropolitan Police Service announced Sunday morning.

So at least 15 people were working alone.

I do wonder if the Brits will finally get a good backlash going. When you’re called a hater for the crime of being terroristically murdered, there has to be a breaking point.

 

Evergreen College Faculty demand their university be closed!

We vehemently reject the claim that students have been violent simply because they have been loud and emphatic. There is a difference between exercising the right to freely voice an opinion and inciting violence—and that difference has nothing to do with volume or forcefulness.

Closing the campus because of the threats of violence was an over-reaction obviously.

And that prof who had to flee for his life? He was just being a violent hater!

The next two lines are my favorite part.

* Take seriously the threats made to individual community members and use all available institutional resources to protect them.

They’re going to make sure that there are repercussions for  the people who threated that prof and made him flee for his life!!!!!

* Demonstrate accountability by pursuing a disciplinary investigation against Bret Weinstein

Now that’s how a leftist displays accountability. By blaming the victim.

 

Nother lefty blaming others for her felonies!

Wasserman Shultz said she had violated the policies “for years and years and years.” She also sought to find out how much House authorities might know about her internet usage, asking “Are members monitored?”…

Wasserman Schultz then blamed House authorities for not stopping her and questioned their commitment to cybersecurity.

But of course.

 

Let’s Iowahawk for two tweets.

This one is awesome.

Dude is hilarious.

 

More Proof That The Wash Post Are Bunch Of Lying Liars Who Fakenews!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their big Scoop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last week about Kushner and the Russians?

In other words, the WaPo relied on a walk-in letter from a person it can’t identify, who relied on an alleged account by Russia’s top diplomat about what was discussed with Kushner.

Yeah. Lying liars who fakenews.

 

CNN trying to lessen the vitriol of their spokesthing, Kathy Griffin, went all classy!

Let’s do some more CNN

Totes unrelated, a list of CNN sponsors. Suitable for treating as they want to treat us. Maybe we should do a little, Do unto them as they do unto you, for a while.

 

After 8 years of impunity, Democrats and their bribers got very sloppy about hiding their felonies.

Information revealed this week on how Mylan overcharged for its EpiPen opened the door for new attacks from a primary opponent of West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin (D.), whose daughter is CEO of the pharmaceutical company…

Manchin’s Democratic primary opponent, Paula Jean, turned the latter report into a political attack against the West Virginia senator, who has taken $127,000 in campaign contributions from Mylan and urged his colleagues to be “open-minded and fair” when investigating the scandal…

The Inspector General report released by Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley (R.) on Wednesday revealed that Mylan overcharged the government by $1.27 billion for failing to correctly classify its EpiPen.

It’s hard to keep your focus when the Dept. of “Justice” is focused laser-like on attacking your political enemies while ignoring all your felonies.

 

Awww, poor widdle commies. Didums get a big scare?

Mattis outrages Beijing with explicit commitment to defend Taiwan

US Secretary of Defence James Mattis, as well as his Japanese and Australian counterparts Tomomi Inada and Marise Payne, all highlighted their support for last year’s ruling by the Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague that invalidated China’s claim to sovereignty over large swathes of the South China Sea. They said they opposed China’s “militarisation move” in the disputed waters through land reclamation and weapons deployment on the artificial islands because it has unilaterally changed the security “status quo” in the region.

Addressing the Shangri-La ­Dialogue, Mattis said the US would continue to abide by its commitment to Taiwan, the first time the island has been mentioned by a US delegation to the forum since its inception in 2002…

 

Trump is similar to Ronnie Raygun in that he hires people he trusts and then leaves them alone.

Our enemies surely do miss Obama.

 

Let’s end on Looking On The Bright Side Of Life!

Always a shame. Watching a nervous breakdown, they’re just insane!

 

Let’s start with et tu Ugglay?

On Wednesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “Rachel Maddow Show,” Andrea Mitchell, …” stated that former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s accusation that Americans directed and colluded with Russia to “weaponize information” against her is “basically pointing to the Trump campaign,” a charge where Clinton “doesn’t have the evidence,” and is “drawing a conspiracy theory.”

When Hillary’s lost that hag you know it’s time for the old cankles home.

 

7 jaw dropping revelations From Hearings on the Motion to Dismiss the DNC Fraud Lawsuit and you’re not going believe number 8!

It’s mostly a bunch of stupid lawyer tricks.

The Democrats insist that “impartial” cannot be defined, so the DNC’s impartiality clause is akin to a political promise in that it can not be guaranteed….

. The Democrats’ lawyers take the position that while the Democrats are not legally obligated to conduct the primary fairly, they did, in fact, conduct the 2016 primary fairly.

That’s the crap I dealt with at the Patent Office for 12 years. “You can’t define this easily defined word so it can mean anything!” or “We did this, but even if we didn’t we didn’t have to do it!” “Stop touching that in your office…”, check that last one.

Here’s number 8

On June 1, the three separate law firms representing Sen. Bernie Sanders supporters in the class action lawsuit against the Democratic National Committee and former DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz for rigging the primaries filed a notice to the United States Federal Court that alleges “unsolicited direct contact by your client Debbie Wasserman Schultz.”…

After the call ended, a simple Google search of the phone number ‘305-936-5724′ shows that it is the phone number for Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz’ Aventura…

If we had a media instead of a minitrue we might have heard of that in between the screeches on the collapse of the Diet of Worms….Treaty Of Paris.

 

More stuff we might have heard more about if he didn’t have a totally dishonest media.

Judicial Watch today released 2,078 pages of documents revealing more instances of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sending and receiving classified information via an unsecured email server. They also show Clinton’s daughter Chelsea and others involved with the Clinton Foundation receiving special favors from Huma Abedin, the former secretary’s deputy chief of staff.

This next bit is messed up.

The email instructs her aide Oscar Flores to “print for Bill” (presumably Bill Clinton). The email exchange, which involved allegations of the theft of foreign aid by Bangladeshi banker and major Clinton Foundation donor Muhammad Yunus, started with an email from an unidentified person to State Department official Melanne Verveer, who forwarded her exchange on to Hillary Clinton, who then sent it on to Flores, Cooper and Band.

Jebus, she forwarded classified emails more than my step-mother forwards a Maxine comic.

The golden cow cares not for laws, rules or regulations intended for the little people.

 

A digression From the Barrel of a Gun, while Bruce Campbell is still the man, it’s an “N” word not a “C” word.

No Bill, not that “N” word you ignorant fool.

Many didn’t take it that way. “He said ‘n—er’ with a HARD ASS Rrrrrrrrrruh, so that makes this extra offensive,” said The Root writer Monique Judge, who added: “His show needs to be canceled.”

Fire him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Social Justice Demands It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s get left eating left! For Social Justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

More Elites Who Elite From The Elitiest Of Elite Elites! (it don’t get more elite than that!)

Let’s see, idiotic history, stupidly false equivalence, any other logical and factual fallacies in that short tweet from the History Chair of the Elitest Of The Elite Universities!? Surely we need to let these people tell us what to do! They’re all elite and educated and shit. (but mostly shit)

 

If you have to subsidize something for decades, maybe that’s a sign it’s not economically viable?

scrutiny of the billions of dollars in tax subsidies Tesla, SolarCity, and other Musk companies have received over the last decade.

The Heritage Foundation’s Stephen Moore called the “green-energy” tax credits Musk and his companies have benefited from “low-hanging” fruit that could help Republicans offset plans to lower the corporate rate, estimating there could be $150 billion in savings over 10 years by ending them.

All those burning and polluting Tesla batteries are bad for Gaia and living things! Won’t someone please think of the children and ban them? He’s hurting America with every poisoned landfill!

But think about that, $150 billion is $150 million each from 1,000 people. Or…almost $500 from each and every American, from new-borns to almost dead.

No wonder Musk is a billionaire, it’s easy when you get the gov’t the give it to you.

And you people should be embarrassed, we could have started our windmill-powered airplanes and siphoned a few $billion out of Obama and we would have it instead of that anti-American asshole, Musk, but no. You made fun of me. He’s a billionaire doing stuff that’s even more ridiculous, 50 years of subsidies is proof it’s not economically viable, and yet, he’s a billionaire and I’m going to live in a trailer. TANJ.

 

Speaking of hating haters who hate Gaia, California!

When neighbors in the southern San Luis Obispo County town of 17,000 saw bunks being moved into one of the newly constructed houses, anger erupted. Meetings were held, fingers were pointed and death threats were hurled at the Frances.

On April 6, 2016, flames devoured one of the unfinished homes, not yet wired for electricity. Investigators almost immediately concluded it was arson…

Increasingly fond of locally grown produce, Californians are far less enthusiastic about locally housed farmworkers. They have deployed lawsuits, hastily written regulations — and, apparently, the torch — to segregate thousands of seasonal workers to seedy roadside hotels and crowded housing in cities where affordable shelter is already limited.

They want you to grow stuff in their backyard but they don’t actually want to see the people who grow it.

 

Stop Leaking You Assholes.

“The shit is about to go down in Raqqa,” one official said, speaking under condition of anonymity. “I would expect to see the assault begin in the coming days.”

While the Pentagon is not saying publicly when the offensive will kick off…

I get it, for 8 years Obama had you tell our enemies every move we made, but our current POTUS is rooting for America. Stop that shit.

 

This might be a ray of hope in an otherwise gloomy post.

Just over 30 years after the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, which saw Belarus lose a quarter of its territory due to nuclear contamination, the former Soviet republic is set to see its first nuclear power station enter operation in one and a half year’s time from now…

In August last year, news emerged that a crane had dropped the 330 tonne heavy reactor from a height of 4 metres during a test lift. If dropping a nuclear reactor was not bad enough in itself, the Belarusian authorities’ attempts to deny or otherwise keep silent on the matter for weeks…

Russian state-owned company Rosatom, the nuclear plant’s main contractor, is complicit in playing the “silent game” by first denying that the accident caused any damage to the reactor shell, only to change its story afterwards by offering to replace the shell. Adding to the concerns was another incident in February 2017, whereby the second reactor hit a power pillar during transport…

A major problem thus far is that the Belarusian authorities limited the scope of the IAEA’s mission only to an assessment of the plant design’s safety.

Lithuania is right across the border, they’re probably not happy about that.

More 80s redux.

Mao Zedong could follow what the “tank man” did. A small, unexceptional figure in slacks and white shirt, carrying what looks to be his shopping, posts himself before an approaching tank, with a line of 17 more tanks behind it. The tank swerves right; he, to block it, moves left. The tank swerves left; he moves right. Then this anonymous bystander clambers up onto the vehicle of war and says something to its driver, which comes down to us as: “Why are you here? My city is in chaos because of you.” One lone Everyman standing up to machinery, to force, to all the massed weight of the People’s Republic–

Sure, celebrate him, but remember that he was killed by murderous commie dictators.

Nobody knows what happened to him even one hour after his moment in the world’s living rooms.

Sure, all the Right People are claiming we don’t know what happened to him but anybody with a brain knows he died a horrible death, tortured to death by angry, murderous, commie dictators.

Well, anybody with a brain who isn’t a sucker of murderous, commie, dictator cock.

 

One thing, you realize what that means? There’s a good chance we’re in the 80s now and not the worst of the 90s!

Oh shit, does that mean Flock of Seagulls is going to have a reunion tour? Eh, you take the good with the Eujizmics.

 

Little bit of historical current events.

Surprise, surprise, another inmate released from the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba has been arrested for reengaging in terrorism…

Lahmar was on Saudi Arabia’s payroll as an employee of the Saudi High Commission for Relief (SHCR), a non-governmental organization (NGO)…

Totes unrelated

The Dutch prosecution service is investigating statements on Islam by far-right politician Geert Wilders following an official request from Austria,

It took a few centuries by I guess the Moslems finally won the Siege of Vienna.

I can’t wait to hear about how Amsterdam doesn’t have a red-light district anymore because of hating haters on the Far Right!!!!!!!!!

 

Trum-Trum-Trumpius!

The Roman Emperor Claudius, who reigned from 41 to 54 AD, was never supposed to be emperor. He came to office at age 50, an old man in Roman times. Claudius succeeded the charismatic, youthful heartthrob Caligula..

Trump followed Little Liar not Little Boots, but still.

… new Caesars—who claimed direct lineage from the “divine” Augustus—were usually rubber-stamped by the toadyish Senate. However, the outsider Claudius (who had no political training and was prevented by his uncle Tiberius from entering the cursus honorum), was brought into power by the Roman Praetorian Guard, who wanted a change from the status quo apparat of the Augustan dynasty.

I’ve never been called a Praetorian before, but I like it.

The court biographer Suetonius wrote that Claudius “was now careful and shrewd, sometimes hasty and inconsiderate, occasionally silly and like a crazy man.”…

Roman intellectuals hated Claudius, who hit back blow-for-blow at them for their slights and snark, and showed no mercy to plotters and conspiracists.

He’s just not of the right sort. New money don’t you know.

RTWT, he really lays it out well.

If Melania or Ivanka go all Messalina, I want vids.

 

Related to the Stupid Lawyer Tricks above,

There is no constitutional right to marry a laptop, the Utah Attorney General’s Office said in a new court filing…

Chris Sevier sued the state of Utah, arguing that if same-sex marriage is legal he should be allowed to marry his computer. He recently amended his lawsuit to include John Gunter, Jr., and Whitney Kohl, who are arguing for the right to enter into a polygamous marriage.

I’m in favor of that, I’m sick of living in sin with my computer.

“These claims are untenable as a matter of law because Plaintiffs lack standing to bring these claims and the right to marry has not been indefinitely expanded, nor should it be. Simply put, marrying a laptop computer or multiple partners are not rights protected by the Constitution.”

Yeah about that. Why is it marrying multiple partners against the Constitution? I’m pretty sure it’s allowed in the Commerce clause and I’m absolutely sure it’s in the pursuit of happiness clause.

 

Life imitates Futurama (again!)

As part of an exhibition to mark the 500th anniversary of the Reformation, a church in Wittenberg, Germany, has unveiled what it calls a “robot priest,” a machine that emits lights from its outstretched hands and dispenses blessings in five languages. The robot, called BlessU-2…

If we have this

Can this be far behind?

 

 

Important Super-Villain Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The incident started at about 11 a.m., when thousands of honeybees suddenly descended upon a yellow ServiceMaster work van that was parked between Fifth and Madison avenues, witnesses said…

Cops quickly shut down the block and told pedestrians (to run for their lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! V)

I think I can say without hyperbole that WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Important Graphic Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old and busted

New Hotness!

 

 

But I will anyway.

No order today, some of this is from yesterday, it’s just that watching our fine journalistic betters take the most stupid, utterly illogical things and act as if they’re for real got to me yesterday. If all our fine journalistic betters pretend something isn’t utterly idiotic, does that mean it’s not stupid?

Of course not. When people say, “If everybody says one thing and you say another, maybe you’re wrong!” remind them of all the things “everybody knows!” that are just not true. It won’t help, but it might piss them off enough to leave you alone in the future.

 

Let’s get some totally non-partisan CNN out of the way first. Some of you will say, “What liberal media?” but you’d be wrong to say that.

What dishonest, leftist media? is actually the question.

Helpfully illustrated

 

When I saw Trump was going to dump that global worming crap, I was going to post, “Screeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but just couldn’t work up any desire to do so.

Luckily, or unluckily, others spent the time.

Top 10 idiocies!

6. Elon Musk, who runs three companies that all depend to some degree on the idea that carbon dioxide will destroy planet Earth, said he takes America’s removal from this largely symbolic agreement so seriously that he’s going to make up the difference and stop crisscrossing the world in a private jet. Just kidding, he said he’s resigning his symbolic post on a symbolic presidential council.

We always hear about how Exxon/Mobil’s peeps are all anti-global worming but nobody mentions how much global warmmongers make off it.

 

Let’s do a non-idiotic reaction.

The Paris climate agreement is wrong for two reasons:

1 The US Senate did not vote for this treaty, as required by the US Constitution.   In other words, President Obama did not have the authority to put the US into this agreement;

2 The agreement is not enforceable.   It does not require China, the single largest polluter in the world, to play by the rules.    How stupid is that?    Wonder how many industries will move to China after this agreement?

Get out and look out for US workers and, just as importantly, our Constitution.

I hadn’t even thought of that, and I’m a little embarrassed. It’s the Team America! gambit moved to global warmmongering. A murderous dictator, in this case commie Chinese, sucks up to idiot lefties for nefarious purposes. Which nefarious purposes lefties are okay with.

 

Speaking of idiocies involving Trump, Tsar Putin I apparently thought minitrue needed some help and the NY Times is grateful!

Shifting from his previous blanket denials, President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia suggested on Thursday that “patriotically minded” private Russian hackers could have been involved in cyberattacks last year that meddled in the United States presidential election.

They need all the help they can get to damage America enough to bring down a POTUS they don’t like. Getting help from Russians against POTUSes they don’t like is a long and storied tradition amongst our fine, leftist, anti-American citizens!

Let’s give the NY Times a hint about reality and how it’s not gonna change until at least 2021.

 

The Times has a new way to fact-check their own asses. They’ll let social media do it! That way, they’ll get reaction from both sides! That’s gonna be awesome and usher in a new era in awesome journalism!

C’mon, you didn’t believe that “new era” shit, did you?

 

In, Didn’t Charlemagne, Napoleon and Hitler already try that? news,

the European Commission, the EU’s political arm, lays out the roadmap for “completing a genuine financial union” by 2025. The 40-page policy paper calls for “further political integration” as well as a banking union,” and a “more integrated Economic and Fiscal Union”. Furthermore, the document calls for a unified “Euro Area Treasury” to be headed by a powerful “EU Finance Minister,” “who would also be Chair of the Eurogroup.”

The EU policy paper does not see the need for any national ratification or referenda over this irreversible political-economic union paraded as “reform” — making it perhaps the biggest ever power garb by an unelected bureaucracy.

They’re trying to use whine to achieve what force of arms couldn’t.

 

In previous episodes, we watched the French dismantle the Calais land-piracy center

In today’s exciting episode, the totally peaceful immigrants apparently found a new base to pirate from. (In reverse cut n’ pasting style!)

Although the Jungle camp was torn down six months ago, and its 8,000 inhabitants dispersed, immigrants have returned to the port town of Calais again in a bid to hide on a truck and make it to Britain undetected. (The main image shows immigrants attempting to do this in 2015).

British truckers are facing new physical threats from immigrants and asylum seekers gathering at the French port of Calais, site of the notorious ‘Jungle’ refugee camp.

Long distance drivers have asked police for extra protection after being targeted by in a series of “extremely violent” incidents, according to the Daily Mail.

A police source told the newspaper: “They set up roadblocks using dustbins, and then tried to stop lorries heading for England so they could get aboard. Two windscreens were smashed, while another lorry had its tyres punctured. One driver was taken to hospital with face injuries.”

What happens next? Depends on who’s in charge of it. The French aren’t really all that tolerant of different points of view and they really don’t like non-French.

 

Clinton’s lie, it’s what they do.

Although Hillary Clinton boasts a robust 3.6 million Twitter followers, not even a vast right-wing conspiracy would be able to interact with 2 million of them.

According to two popular online measuring tools, no more than 44 per cent of her Twitter fan base consists of real people who are active in using the social media platform.

And at least 15 per cent – more than 544,000 – are completely fake.

 

What I can’t get is why people who aren’t hopeless partisans don’t see that. Or don’t care if they do.

Part of the reason for that has to be the fact that we have to read about this in Brit papers while each while each and every one of our domestic minitrue outlets would be screeeeeeeeeeeeching for days if they found even one fake Trump follower.

 

Related, The Scandal (Our Media) Is Hiding In Plain Sight!

On the other hand, we now know for certain that the Obama administration weaponized the intelligence agencies in order to use them against political opponents, in a manner that is unprecedented, highly dangerous to our democracy, and criminal.

This scandal, which dwarfs anything of which the Trump team is even suspected, has been exposed and lies largely in plain sight for all to see. Yet it has generally been greeted with yawns, if acknowledged at all, by politicians and commentators.

They’re still calling that “unsubstantiated claims by Trump!” for jeepers sake!

 

More news none of our journalists care about!

City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito ducked questions Wednesday about whether she plans to house convicted terrorist Oscar López Rivera at her East Harlem home for the Puerto Rican Day Parade.

That’s a good terrorist, I wonder if we’ll find out next week. Probably not, just because some journalists tried to find out, they won’t push it. It might lead to bad questions asked about re-electing a Democrat.

 

72 different types of terrorists our gov’t is warning us against!

Here is the list of 72 types of Americans that are considered to be ‘potential terrorists’ in official U.S. government documents as of August, 2015. Hopefully this will become a thing of the past as our new President “Drains The Swamp.”

Each listing below is an active link to the original source documentation indicating when and where the listed ‘subversives’ were originally considered a threat:

1. Those that talk about “individual liberties”

2. Those that advocate for states’ rights

3. Those that want “to make the world a better place”

4. “The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule”

5. Those that are interested in “defeating the Communists”

 

I’m included in that list  43 times. I guess I need more ammo!

62. Anyone that is engaged in “ammunition stockpiling”

Catch .22!

Catch some .45acp, .500 S&W mag and 12 gauge too. You might need it (oops, make that 44 times!)

Via Uncle. 

 

I’m gonna disagree.

WHAT A HARVARD REPORT ON MILLENNIALS AND RELATIONSHIPS FINDS, AFTER 50 YEARS OF FEMINISM: “One is, we are failing … miserably to prepare young people for romantic love, probably the most important thing they will do in life. . . . The second is that there are very high rates of misogyny and sexual harassment.”

ESPN and much of the rest of the Dem media/entertainment political complex pushed endless adolescence on young ‘men’, our schools have spent the last decades wiping out American history, importing too many people from countries where women are property and mainstreaming Bill Clinton’s many sexual predations have been the drivers of the high rates of misogyny.

All of western civ was based on trying to get laid, now men don’t have to work for it.

Why invent the wheel if you can catch a clinton (blow job in feminist terms)  more easily than previous generations held hands?

 

Who didn’t see this coming?

Doughnuts were delivered Wednesday by drone to Denver’s mayor and the city’s police and fire departments in an event that provided a glimpse into what companies hope will be a quick, inexpensive way to get merchandise to customers.

Legalized weed leads to munchies.

 

Not sure if they can blame weed for this, but it’s surely tempting.

Bill C-16, An Act to amend the Canadian Human Rights Act and the Criminal Code (gender identity or expression), has cleared the Senate Legal and Constitutional Affairs Committee and will shortly come to a vote. Along the way, opponents have argued that including pronoun protections is a threat to “free speech.”

What the fuck is “pronoun protection?” you ask? You really shouldn’t have.

Learning to say “they” for one person undeniably takes some extra effort. But it’s rather like learning to pronounce and use someone else’s culturally unfamiliar (to you) name in everyday speech. This takes repetition, trial and error. A note to self, a bit of practice, a few gentle reminders, and, voila: You’re on your way. Saying “they” is no big deal, really, but it feels like being compelled because you have to try.

Now, if someone wants me to call them “they”, so long as they ask politely I’ll do it. When I’m talking to them. I probably won’t call them “they” when I’m not talking to them. Except to say, “That idiot wants me to call it ‘they’, do you believe that?”

I stopped using the newest edition of the Newspeak dictionary back when “black” changed to “African-American”.

It’s not a lefty-approved article pushing a point of view without some strawmen. Let’s look at one!

C-16’s opponents object to the extra effort that gender-neutral pronouns entail. Crucially, this means they also object to any extra effort to use any pronoun, even she or he.

Yeah, no. The opponents are against some assholes controlling their speech. It’s not all that hard to figure out, it’s almost as easy as winning an argument where you control both sides!

It’s sorta funny, as they’re worrying about people having uncontrolled speech, they’re paying $200,000 for a rubber ducky.

A giant rubber duck coming to Brockville this summer as part of the Ontario government’s celebrations of Canada’s 150th anniversary has taxpayers taking a bath, says a provincial politician.

What is the obsession with rubber duckies? Are they just trying to recreate their childhood?

At least one Ontario parliamentarian has a good observation.

Ontario PC MPP Vic Fedeli said the $200,000 duck tour – more than half of it covered by Ontario – is a sure sign of a government with “messed up” priorities.

As they’re trying to stop free speech they’re paying $200k for a duck. Although, that might be in Canadian ‘dollars’, so not real money.

 

Okay, I see people freaking out over this.

Some online retailers have been selling oak galls, which are nests that house wasp eggs before they hatch, and touting them as a natural way of cleaning female genitals.

Deservedly so. I mean, what other sort of idiocies do you have to believe if you’re willing to stick a wasp’s nest up your hoo-ha?

A voice of sanity

“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”

Alas, the voices of sanity are called crazy in our enlightened age.

 

News from each and every time a T-Mobile worker worked on someone’s phone that had a sex video!

A T-Mobile employee from Florida landed in jail Friday after he allegedly emailed himself a sexually explicit video he found on a female customer’s phone, news station WFTS reported.

And Sprint and AT&T and Verizon and Geek Squad and…. c’mon people. Of course they’re going to root around to see your porn.

I will say that T-Mobile must be hopelessly backward if he had to email it cuz he didn’t have a memory stick or whatever they’re calling them these days.

As for the point, there’s a reason 93% of the intertubes is porn and the other 7% links to it and it rhymes with luman lature.

 

People just don’t seem to realize that actions have consequences.

Around 10:00 AM, Mr. Smith moved a few hundred meters away from his friends in order to put on a fake shark fin and pull a prank on them.

He started swimming towards the beach with only the fin emerging from the water, provoking an instant reaction from the local fishermen.

Dude thought it would be hilarious to scare everyone. He’s used to being surrounded by snowflakes I’d guess, people who would run away.

Alas, and even alack!, he wasn’t on a NY Times approved beach.

More than a dozen fishing boats filled with men armed with harpoons encircled the young man only 20 meters away from his friends.

It was all fun and games until the harpoons came out! I’m gonna guess this is a little white lie.

They fired dozens of projectiles in his direction and speared him a total of nine times before they realized their mistake.

Yeah, I’d bet at least one kept firing even after he saw it was an idiot. An American idiot. You know, like Greenday.

 

Paco had a Sunday Funny post with a link that had this.

About 2,500 years ago, Hanno the Navigator became one of the first Europeans to see a band of gorillas…

So when he found an island full of gorillas, he figured that they were just the funniest-looking group of people yet. Hanno wrote that he’d found “savage people, the greater part of whom were women…(emphasis me V)

He and his men tried to introduce themselves to the gorillas, but the gorillas weren’t too communicative.

Since they specifically mentioned women, and since they were sailors who hadn’t seen a woman for a long time, I found it hilarious thinking about Hanno and his buds trying to sweet talk one of the gorilla honeys into bed.

I shouldn’t have laughed.