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Jean Has A Long Moustache!

 

Invasion Tomorrow!

Going ashore

Of course, this time it’s the forces of fascism who are planning on blowing up trains and stations.

I’m posting this tonight because I’m in AZ so by the time I get up, Trump might just be POTUS! My last post under Obama!

Or… my last post before Obama gets his Emergency Powers!!!!!! on and we start to pick up Radio Free Texas here in AZ telling us if John’s mustache is indeed long.

In an absolutely stunning CNN segment, the anti-Trump cable news networks media analyst Brian Stelter floated the idea that the impending Trump presidency is an actual national emergency.

…Remember, Obama has already ordered an investigation into supposed Russian hacking of the elections to specifically help Trump. What aired on CNN Sunday could very easily have been the beginnings of a media narrative leading to Obama announcing that his investigation has found direct connections between Russia and Trump’s campaign and therefore he has to declare a national emergency and stay in office until either Clinton is pushed through or a new election (minus Trump) is held.

…it is strikingly obvious that the entire establishment is doing everything in their power to stop Trump from ever taking office…

 

Mmmmm, that’s good paranoia.

I’m not accepting that Trump will be POTUS until Saturday.

 

The awesomeness that will hopefully be our future.

RUSH (Limbaugh V): This John Lewis business, Trump… I’m telling you, folks, the guy… They just can’t intimidate him, they can’t scare him, they can’t shut him up. He’s back tweeting about John Lewis. Now, you would think that after the press barrage of the last couple of days their effort to shame Trump for, “How dare you attack this man who was beat up on the Pettus Bridge in Selma 50 years ago? How dare you attack him! How dare you?” Trying to shame Trump. “You attack John Lewis, civil rights icon?” So Trump tweets out, “John Lewis lied. He said mine is the first inauguration he’s not gonna attend.

 

It’ll be very entertaining no matter what.

 

So… OUTRAGE!!!!!! monger, Megyn Kelly, left Foxnews and boy are they missing her!

Since taking over for Megyn Kelly, who departed earlier this month for NBC News, ratings in the 9 p.m. time slot have seen double-digit increases.

 

I’ve been flipping to Tucker Carlson a bunch, he’s a hoot. Last night he should have shut off that congresscritters mic, the guy wouldn’t shut up and kept denying what he had just said.

Just flipped to his show and caught a chilling video of a 1o-12 year old boy who had started a fire in the street protesting Trump. I’m seriously sure that his parents are very proud of him.

See? Fucking chilling. The rest of the vid is very educational.

 

Speaking of Megs, is she working yet? I can’t find anything online about it. Once she’s at NBC, I do look forward to lefties’ about-face on her being Eva Braun.

I also look forward to her daily OUTRAGES!!!!!! about Trump, NBC probably has that in the contract.

 

Fake News! Lives! It seems that maybe, just maybe, Putin would have preferred the person he’s been bribing for a long time who is the wife of another of Putin’s bribees?!!?!?!?

But inside the Kremlin, the initial euphoria over having a Putin admirer in the White House is giving way to skepticism that any meaningful detente with the U.S. can be achieved, according to four senior officials in Moscow.

 

There was no “euphoria” in the Kremlin, there’s probably a profound sadness that their bitch is leaving office.

The next time someone tells you Putin wanted Trump more than Hillary, ask them if Putin would want Trump more than Obama. If that person says, “Yes”, then you can safely ignore anything that person says.

 

In Akbar Britain News, Adhan!

Islamic CALL TO PRAYER Held Inside Historic British CATHEDRAL

Cultural suicide is very sad. Especially since that’s the ’empire’ that most Americans equate most with Rome.

 

In, Not Getting Trump News, this guy does not seem to understand Trump.

Trump intends to offer Putin the sanctions lift in exchange for a deal on a nuclear arms cut…

we can say that the Russians are simply bargaining…

 

Wait, you mean Trump might end up in negotiations with Putin? Oh Noes!!!!!!! He’s never done that before!

 

In SSR news,

“I’ve (President Me V) said before, I expect Russia and Ukraine to have a strong relationship. They are historically bound together in all sorts of cultural and social ways,”

Yeah, they’ve had a very strong relationship since the 30s, they call it Holodomor.

 

What’s this “We” shit Fakenewser? (warning, Wash Post/Minitrue link)

A free press is all of us now

You assholes are on your own. Don’t get me involved in your lie-inflicted disaster, especially after attacking me for decades.

 

The South China Morning Post used to be a good paper. Now that the commies have taken over Hong Kong, it’s just a mouthpiece of the gov’t.

Let’s point and laugh!

China doesn’t want to be America!

I’d say that depends on which China you talk to, the thugocrats or the rest of the country.

 

This one slays me. Trump is just like Mao!

US president-elect Donald Trump could be the true heir of Mao Zedong, according to several China experts in the US who see many identical traits ­between the two men.

Although it does confuse me, is Mao bad now or is Trump good or are Minnie Chan and her editor headed for census duty in the Uighur province?

What’s not confusing is that China’s already told us which POTUS is just like Mao.

obamao

 

Staying with our eastern motif, Engrish!

engrish-win

I bet that’s some fucking sale.

Coupla Dave Barry links.

Sometimes a crime just makes sense.

A MAN dressed as a beer bottle is being sought by police after allegedly stealing two pizzas

I wonder if alcohol was involved.

For those who don’t know, Dave Barry has a fear of squirrels (he must live somewhere they don’t allow dogs or guns), so he’s upset about this.

Squirrel Appreciation Day is observed annually on January 21.

 

Me? I appreciate squirrels, they’re delicious.

My father’s favorite recipe

Leave whole rub inside & out with olive oil, salt & pepper; stuff cavity with celery leaves and mushrooms; bake at 350 about 1/2 hour or until done. DO NOT PARBOIL BEFORE BAKING. They should taste like a Squirrel. If you insist on parboiling drink the water and throw the Squirrel away.

You too can appreciate squirrels! I don’t use mushrooms though, you can substitute turkey stuffing.

 

Let’s end on one of Trump’s most OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! OUTRAGES!!!!!! and how it’s viewed by the people who know.

Remarks from President-elect Donald Trump earlier this week calling NATO allies ‘obsolete’ have been labeled completely unprecedented by everyone except the thousands of American soldiers who have fought alongside them in Afghanistan, sources confirmed today.

 

That’s one of those things All The Right People cannot admit.

I’ve decided that we won’t end on that, let’s end on this instead!

vote-trump

Good luck America. Tomorrow it might just get a whole lot funnier to go with the all the extra endiness caused by Obama’s last months.

Stay weird, Nederland. Yes, the same Nederland that’s home of Frozen Dead Guy Days.

To sum up the article (but you should read the whole thing)… Nederland was home to a Mansonesque cult in the 70s. One of the cult leaders was killed by a city marshal, who then dumped the body down a mine shaft. 45 years later, a little person attempts to avenge the death of his cult leader friend by planting a bomb at the police station – but the marshal has been dead for over a decade. The bomb was to be detonated by cell phone but failed to go off.

I always wondered who it was choking at the beginning of that song, now I know. It was the Nationals. That song must have been recorded in October.

Smoke if you got em.

Hmmmmm, now what could have caused this?

Nearly 600 of New York’s Finest nearing retirement age have RSVP’d for a pension seminar next week — four times the number who normally sign up by this point,…

the record number of reservations points to a looming exodus of veteran officers….

Meanwhile, 89 percent of cops polled said they would quit the NYPD if they were offered a higher-paying job in law enforcement, while 86 percent said they would not recommend the job to family members.

 

Eh, what difference does it make? They can’t do their jobs anyway so why do we need to pay them to be on the street? The Dem gov’t of NYC needs that money to pay off their supporters, and themselves of course.

I’m telling you, Chinatown and Little Italy are going to be the only safe places in Manhattan. Plan your trips accordingly.

Speaking of which, Chicago. Rahm is making noises about hiring more cops, how will he pay for it since, like most Dem run areas, they’re spending too much paying off their supporters? No OT for cops.

Mayor Rahm Emanuel plans to reduce police overtime by $40 million next year as he begins to deliver on his formidable promise to hire 970 additional police officers without raising sales, property or gasoline taxes.

 

Notice that nowhere is the idea of cutting spending elsewhere. Also notice that they’re short of cops so they’re going to make it so many cops cannot work (If it’s OT).

So why is Rahm, a Democrat, against raising taxes? Cook Country beat him to it!

Calling it a “difficult but necessary choice,” Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle on Thursday proposed a “moderate” tax on sweetened soft drinks as part of her $4.4 billion 2017 county operating budget.

 Preckwinkle said the one-penny-per-ounce tax

1 penny/ounce. Taking blood from your stones, it’s the Dem way!

It does leave us with a question. Would you rather have your Dem master take your Big Gulp with extra salt away or would you rather have your Dem master charge you an extra 40 cents for it?

 

At least someone is learning.

Government representatives and security experts in the Baltic states and Poland don’t trust NATO to come to their defense if they are invaded by Russia,

 

I can understand that. I wouldn’t trust a coterie of EUnuchs, Turkey  and Obama’s America to defend my country against Tsar Putin I either.

I say that because, except for Turkey (Putin’s new BFF), none of them can be assed to protect their own countries, how can they be expected to protect someone else’?

I do like this one.

At the U of Florida, they have 24/7 counselors for students who are scared or OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Halloween costumes.

The University of Florida wants students to know that if they’re offended or scared by Halloween, there’s counselors on hand to walk them through the traumatic experience.

Dude.

I believe the children are our future. The future is looking very fucked up.

 

This is hypnotic, it should be a gif.

In Russia, bread crumbs eat pigeons!

 

I haven’t posted much on the wikileaks email stuff because really, we’ve been talking about that shit for years. The only people surprised by all the “Revelations!!!!!” about Clintons and their istas are our fine “elite” betters and people who get their news from Minitrue.

Podesta, “We’re trying to create an unaware and compliant citizenry!!!!” ummmmm, duh. We’ve been watching it. There’s a reason most of us know what the letters LIV stand for.

Clintons hate Catholics? The deuce you say!

Hillary! might try an executive order to take our guns?  Well, duh.

The Clinton Foundation was a pay for play/ money laundering operation? Dude, it’s the fucking Clintons. Everything they do is pay for play.

The Clintons and the State Dept worked with the Dept of “Justice” in the ‘investigation’ into Clinton felonies? We watched it, Live! On TV!!!!!!

 

Our Elites!!!!!! are constantly showing why the only thing they’re Elite!!!! at is being willfully ignorant fools.

 

 

Damn Caballero, so it only took an extra week and a half to get the trans rebuilt and installed and then the guy called me and told me the engine was “missing” and where did I get my brand spanking new distributor, it ran great last time it was running, so obviously the distributor is the problem not anything he did to it.

4 months later and I’m still waiting to drive my freaking car.

Let’s tube.

As I read somewhere today, the NBA has a “You have to stand for the National Anthem” Rule, look for it be broken by everybody. This story makes me all sehadenfreudey.

The Knicks went to West Point but one, Joke-eem Noah, didn’t.

Joakim Noah said he meant “no disrespect’’ to West Point or the cadets by boycotting the Knicks’ team dinner Wednesday in the mess hall with those cadets, but he also said he has no regrets for the decision, saying freedom “is what this country is all about.’’…

“It’s more what I did,’’ Noah said. “It has nothing to do with the cadets. I have a lot of respect for the troops and the sacrifice that they bring for this country. It’s just hard for me to see kids killing kids.

 

Yeah see, those “kids” are trying to make it so that other kids get to live in peace. But he’s an idiot and a self-absorbed, ignorant asshole so….

The schadenfreudey part is that the Knicks spent a lot of money on assholes like Noah but they kept Carmelo Anthony. CarMElo Anthony has Obama level narcissism.

He’s going to be such a whiney “Give me the ball” bitch the Knicks will suck anyway. They had a guy, Jeremy Lin, who came out of nowhere when ‘MElo’ was injured and the fans loved him. So once MElo was back, he forced Lin out.  I’m gonna laugh my ass off as they are screwed this year either by listening to MElo or by the ruckus he’ll cause if they don’t.

 

Let’s stick with the NY Post, they’re smart because they agree with me on this one. It’s about how Hillary! does not have the experience or temperment to be POTUS, with this great opening.

“Hillary Clinton has the temperament to be president.”

That statement is as absurd as confusing a wheelbarrow for a fighter jet.

Heh. That’s almost a veeshiresque simile.

So Hillary! got caught accurately discussing Bernie’s Bros, but Polieico is on the job!!!!

Politico (sic) already has dropped its original headline, “Clinton mocks Sanders supporters in leaked fundraising recording”…

Politico’s(sic) own headline now is non-committal on the implications, Clinton gives her take on Sanders supporters in leaked fundraising recording.

What makes that part funny, Minitrue trying to hide it, is that Bernie’s Bros surely have some way of finding this out anyway. All Minitrue is doing is slapping even the hardest of hard-core lefties in the face with their dishonesty.

 

A drudgetaposition.

The People Don’t Just Smell, They’re Revolting Too.

(German V) Town Mayor Beaten Unconscious By Locals After Announcing Plan To Welcome Migrants

Obama buries U.S. city in ‘refugees,’ now it’s fighting back

Nother drudegetaposition.

Alabama judge kicked off bench for being for the 10 Commandments, re-elected, kicked off bench again for being against gay marriage. 

… after a federal judge ruled that an Oregon county violated one woman’s 4th Amendment rights by holding her for immigration authorities without probable cause.

You see, illegal immigrants are breaking a law our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters have decided is a ‘bad law’, good laws are those against them religious fanatics (Xtians, not our fine, tolerant, neighbors in the Religion Of Peace)

I’m almost fer this.

“If I could I would take all the guns in America, put them on big barges and go dump them in the ocean,” the judge told the defendant. “Nobody would have a gun. Not police, not security, not anybody. We should eliminate all of them. We could save 33,000 people a year if we didn’t have guns in this country.”

Let’s start with the guns owned by every federal agency not in the FBI or Fish and Wildlife (Interior, not commerce). I’ll keep mine thanks.

As for the rest, the bit about “saving 33,000 lives”, well, that’s just idiotic. Guns are the great equalizer. Killers gonna kill, do we really want the biggest men to be in charge of everything? For life before guns, see a freaking history book. Jebus. It wasn’t all flowers and free love. It was free love, but only for those with the biggest swords.

It’s funny how lefties hate Xtianity and call the Bible “fairy tales” but yet, they all seem to think there was a place like the Garden of Eden in our past.

 

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Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

I totally misunderstood imadenier, the guy wears clothes, it’s just not a grass skirt. It’s pretty good, he doesn’t sing but since nobody is Freddy Mercury, I rate that as a plus.

As you listen, you can read about some reality we’d all like to escape.

First, a message from the totally not in the tank for Hillary! media via Powerline.

cnn-reporting

Let’s look at some Hillary!’s health stuff Minitrue is utterly uninterested in looking into.

Here we have her Dr. who keeps making “mistakes” and shoddy diagnoses. I will quibble with the title, in most Faustian tales the hero gets his soul back while Clintons do not return the souls they’ve collected.

It’s hard to excerpt since there are so many instances where the Dr. said something that was about as accurate as Dr. Hansen telling us about global worming. Clintonian you might say. Unless you’re her bitch at the FBI I guess.

Clinton, her physician wrote, “began anticoagulation therapy to dissolve the clot.”  But this is not something anticoagulants do.  Two of these drugs are mentioned by Bardack:  Lovenox, which was discontinued in 1998, and Coumadin (warfarin). …

Bristol-Myers-Squibb, its manufacturer, says explicitly that the medication doesn’t dissolve clots:

COUMADIN has no direct effect on an established thrombus, nor does it reverse ischemic tissue damage.

 

It’s full of stuff like that. You can see why Minitrue has declared Hillary!’s health out of bounds. Cuz actually reporting on it would hurt her chances of being elected.

 

Health and Democrat related, I’d be worried if I were a youngun these days. Our fine political betters are already spending their money and their grandchildren’s money, but this could be even worse.

Or maybe we should have old people give blood for trauma victims, while saving young blood for anti-aging. . . . Likely to be mooted anyway, if and when scientists isolate what factors in younger blood provide the benefits.

And when they do, expect our social, moral, political and intellectual betters to figure out a way to get some of that sweet, sweet young blood.

Hey, it’s only a short step from taking their money to taking their blood. Are they so selfish they want to kill their parents?

 

Another day, more proof that the Dept. of “Justice” are a bunch of lying sacks of shit.  Remember how the jihadi who set bombs around NY and NJ was “working alone” after his trips to jihadi hotspots around the world?

What’s more, Rahami allegedly used the family SUV to travel to Manhattan to plant the pressure-cooker bomb. Late the next night, the FBI pulled over the same SUV occupied by five Rahami relatives — including three women dressed in Islamic robes — who reportedly were headed to the airport. They were handcuffed, searched and taken to an FBI office in lower Manhattan for questioning. Weapons and bomb-making equipment reportedly were found in the vehicle…

The brother, Mohammad, who is now in custody in Pakistan, posted ISIS-related propaganda, including images of jihadists with the message: “I bring the men who desire death as ardently as you desire life.”

 

Have to stop that whole, “Obama’s policies have ensured we’re beset by jihadis in America” so they can pretend it’s “Homegrown”. Otherwise, people might get the wrong idea and not want to vote for Hillary! to continue Obama’s policies.

 

This is the “Flee Big Cities” part of the post.

The other day I wrote this

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

I thought I was being fendy.

Turns out, I was being prophetic.

LA

In the Commission’s most recent decision on an officer-involved shooting, in which a suspect charged at two officers swinging an 8 to 9-inch knife, they faulted the officer for not “redeploying” to “create distance.” In plain English: the officer didn’t run away.

Okay, that’s funny. Look for all criminals in LA to brandish guns and knives now that they’re “Get out of being hassled by cops” items.

And the people who those criminals will use those knives and guns on? Well, they shouldn’t be so racist and mean.

In Boston, they’re saying not to chase people running away. (I got that link from the Second City Cop blog)

Black men who try to avoid an encounter with Boston police by fleeing may have a legitimate reason to do so — and should not be deemed suspicious — according to a ruling by the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court.

So if you’re a criminal and you see a cop, run away. But only if you’re black. Whitey, orientals and hispanics had damn well better stop.

That’s gonna be awesome for the arrest rate. And if you’re the next one to be crimed on? Well, you shouldn’t be so racist or you wouldn’t get what you deserve, now would you?

 

Chicago!
Rahm IS GOING TO ADD 1,000 MORE COPS!!!!! but as that cop blog has noted in previous posts, it takes a long time to train those men before they’re patrolling, this barely covers retirements and promotions to detective and besides

The recruiting surge was a reversal — or perhaps a re-reversal — for Emanuel, who campaigned for his first term on a pledge to add 1,000 officers, then shifted the goal to putting 1,000 officers “on the street” by dissolving special tactical units and shifting officers off desk jobs and onto patrol. In his run for a second term, Emanuel mocked rival Jesus “Chuy” Garcia’s campaign promise to add 1,000 officers, calling the proposal “fairy dust” and warning that there was no money to pay for that many new officers.

Yeah, but this time, THIS TIME!!!! he means it!!!!!! I mean, it’s not as if Clintonistas are known for promising shit they don’t mean…..ummmm….. shut up.

If you go to NYC, I’d suggest you stick around Canal and Mott, near Little Italy and Chinatown. They have their own people making sure the tourists don’t get mugged. That was the safest place in the city back before Giuliani, I have a feeling that’s going to be the case again, considering you can’t go to Central Park anymore.

 

I’d put off your visit to various big cities for a few years. They’re not going to be pleasant places for anybody not living in a gated community with private security. Think “Detroit” writ large, all across our nation.

 

Have a good weekend!

Now, if it wasn’t Obama, I would be all in on this.

President Barack Obama “has told aides that he wants an offensive well under way before he leaves office that is aimed at routing the Islamic State [IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL] from Raqqa, the group’s de facto capital in northern Syria,”the Times reported Wednesday, citing five senior US officials who wished to remain anonymous.

 

We’ve already seen that he’s trying to time the attack on Mosul for political purposes and now this.

I’d say this is a feature, not a bug, but Obama’s an idiot so he probably doesn’t realize it.

The plan would put the US on collision course with both Turkey and Syrian “rebels.”

Fuck Turkey. They want to screw us over, let them have fun.

Of course, Obama probably doesn’t know the Kurds have anything to do with Turkey. Cuz he’s an idiot.

As for the Syrian ‘rebels’, anything that anybody does is going to piss off that bucket of scorpions.

But this is a real problem.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported Wednesday that it “received information from several reliable sources” that 3,000 Russian citizens were recruited by the country’s army and dispatched to “fight on Syrian territory.”

So what happens when one of the myriad of jihadi forces kills Russian citizens?

And what if it’s one of the “moderate rebels” we’re supporting?

And what if J Effin Kerry and Joe Freaking Biden were in charge?

You were thinking it was funny until that last bit, admit it.

 

Since there’s not much funny in that endy, let’s have some just funny.

This.

Getting a job in academe can be dog-eat-dog. But for Professor Beauregard Tirebiter, it was just dog-be-dog. The black goldendoodle has been hired by the University of Southern California as the institution’s first-ever full-time facility dog, according to USC News. (emphasis me V)

 

Professor Goldendoodle? I look forward to the ‘tennis balls for grades’ scandal.

With one of my favorite corrections ever.

Note: Earlier versions of the USC News story and this story reported that the animal was academe’s first full-time facility dog. Both posts have since been updated to reflect that he is one of several.

But what about people who are afraid of dogs or who don’t like dogs? Are they as shit out of luck as they deserve?

No! Because growing up is optional today!

College students at a California campus got to play in an “adult ball pit” as part of an event to teach them to avoid certain phrases that could hurt people’s feelings.

There are no outcomes from this where I see the people ‘educated’ by that sort of system ever being a net plus to our civilization.

 

I hold here three links and Carnak the Magnificent has stated what’s in them!

Link One!

Mr. Obama told Tulsa Mayor Dewey Bartlett and Charlotte Mayor Jennifer Roberts that “any protests should be conducted in a peaceful manner and that local law enforcement should find ways to calmly and productively engage those protesting,

 

If only the cops had productively engaged the people throwing rocks, shooting people and looting stores!

Link Two!

Hillary Clinton on Wednesday called the recent shooting deaths of black men at the hands of police in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and Charlotte, North Carolina, “unbearable” and said the nation can and must do better.

Speaking at a campaign rally in Orlando, Florida, the former first lady and Democratic presidential nominee avoided discussing details of both cases but said the nation should not tolerate such tragedies.

 

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

And these self-loathing black officers really need to understand their racist tendencies. As for those other racist pits of oppression, that’s totally not the fault of the Democratic government that’s ruled them for decades!

Link Three!

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump lamented a “lack of spirit” between whites and blacks…

“It’s very sad when you look at what’s going on. It’s very sad. It’s very divided, our country, and it’s getting worse,”…

“You look at what went on last night in Charlotte, a great place, and you just see it,” he said. “There’s a lack of spirit. There’s a lack of something. Something’s going on that’s bad, and what’s going on between police and others is getting worse.”

 

Nice lack of laying blame.

So the current POTUS is useless, but that’s better than his usual divisiveness. I’m not impressed, but at least not utterly disgusted.

The Dem hopeful has taken up the divisiveness from Obama. Does she think this is the way to get black voters back on the plantation? Yes, yes she does. But then, she has a lower opinion of the black community than she does of me.

The WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD NOT NAMED TEBOW OR PALIN, looks at reality and states what is happening in a manner not divisive or useless.

This totally reinforces that the our self-proclaimed “Elite” are more righter than usual!!!!!!