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Dammit, they were doing so well.

 

Corruption Will Explode Under Trump!!!!!!!!!

BERLIN — People who turn to populist politicians promising to upset the status quo and end corruption may only be feeding the problem, an anti-corruption watchdog group warned Wednesday.

Transparency International said in its annual Corruption Perceptions Index for 2016 that in countries with populist or autocratic leaders, “instead of tackling crony capitalism, those leaders usually install even worse forms of corrupt systems.”

Man, they’re going all out to get him.

No, corruption explodes under corrupt gov’ts.

Let’s look and see! Now, I could go easy and just check the archives here to do some good, old, Obama/Clinton/typical Dem corruption, but let’s look to the opposite of a populist gov’t.

EUnuchstan!

Corruption is a growing problem in the EU because leaders have been busy dealing with other crises, it’s been claimed.

Those other crises? Started by EUnuch oligarchs.

 

Brazil is not populist but..

A judge, overseeing Brazil’s biggest corruption case, has died after the plane he was travelling in crashed off the coast of Rio de Janeiro.

Huh, I wonder if he knew anything about Clintonorruption?

 

Is this corruption or just a bunch of slimy EUnuchs?

Parliament must vote on whether the government can start the Brexit process, the Supreme Court has ruled.

See, just because they pretend to have a democracy that doesn’t mean that the oligarchs have to listen to votes they don’t like.

I do like this

But the court ruled the Scottish Parliament and Welsh and Northern Ireland assemblies did not need a say.

It’s funny how little the English have changed in the last 10 centuries.

The answer to the first question is, of course, Both! They’re corrupt and slimy!

That is why we have Trump. Of course, Europe doesn’t usually get a Trump, they get Napoleon, Hitler, Attilla, Theodoric and other dictators.

Good luck EUnuchstanian oligarchs!

 

Man do I feel sorry for these poor bastards.

Desertification and poverty, compounded by Boko Haram’s violence, have left 11 million people desperately in need of aid – more than 7 million surviving, if they can, on one meal a day.

Alarm bells about the humanitarian catastrophe in Nigeria, Cameroon, Chad and Niger have been sounded by the United Nations.

So it’s either starve or die under the guns of the Religion of Peace or be forced to be sex slaves for UN ‘Peacekeepers’. That’s some choice.

 

Let’s Trump for a while.

Popcorn‘s a poppin’! We saw the beginning of this yesterday.

 

PRESS: The election was hacked.

TRUMP: There was a lot of voter fraud.

PRESS: That’s ridiculous. Where’s your evidence? I demand an investigation!

TRUMP: Okay, we’ll do an investigation: President Donald Trump Vows to Launch ‘Major Investigation’ Into Alleged Voter Fraud.

Hardee har har har.

I’m watching Spicer’s press conference and the media seems not so interested in an actual investigation. Huh, why it’s almost as if they’re Dem operatives trying to keep Dem voter fraud alive!

 

Okay, this is awesome and necessary.

Trump’s Generals, Pt. 1: President’s security pros replace Obama political ‘hacks’

I can’t wait until Pt. 2, replacing the political generals who Obama wanted to make sure would fire on American citizens.

Is Trump the perfect successor to Obama? It will take someone with a lot of energy and ability to keep his eye on the ball to gut all the socialist/hate-Amerikkka things Obama’s done to our nation.

 

Saying the right things,

Our gross national debt has increased to almost $20 trillion,” Mulvaney said. “That number is so large as to defy description. I choose to look at it another way: to an ordinary American family, that translates to a credit card bill of $260,000. Families know what that would mean for them. It is time for government to learn the same lesson.”

Continuing, Mulvaney said he felt “as a matter of principle” that the debt is problem that requires immediate action.

 

We’re so boned over debt, I hope Trump and his peeps have an idea. Since so many people like to pretend there is such a thing as International Law, is there a provision for bankruptcy? I picture Tillerson letting all his calls go to voicemail.

Asking the question, Do you have to be a conservative to launch a conservative group?

Former presidential candidate Evan McMullin and his running mate Mindy Finn will launch a new conservative group on Wednesday that’s opposed to President Trump,

The answer? Of course not. So long as you can be used to attack Trump you can call yourself whatever the hell you want.

 

The Senate keeps losing Trump’s VA pick’s paperwork!

Sources close to the nominee confirmed that repeated calls to Senate leaders with questions about his claim have so far gone nowhere, since he is immediately placed on hold just seconds after dialing.

Roughly seven hours and 160 iterations of Bernie Sanders singing “Pineapple Pen” later, the only answer Shulkin has received was an automated message explaining that “all Cabinet nominations are confirmed in the order they are received.”

 

Sonomabatch!

 

I didn’t realize that kangaroos were in the Mob! Which leads us to Joey, The ‘Roo, Valachi!

A truck driver who transported kilograms of meth, cocaine and ecstasy from Sydney to Western Australia has been jailed for more than 16 years for his integral part in the interstate syndicate – which was foiled, in part, by a seven-foot kangaroo.

I hope Oz has a  good witness protection program.

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding an article on Where’s Waldo with links to stories about Where’s Waldo trivia.

I though Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots: The Movie and Hungry, Hungry Hippos: The TV show were bad, but this is redonculus.

EXCLUSIVE: Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are in talks to come aboard Where’s Waldo, the live-action MGM film based on the Classic Media franchise about the wool hatted-kid you spot in the crowd.

Is there nobody in Hollywood who can think? If you gonna have a movie about one-panel comics, how about The Fucking Far Fucking Side or Calvin and Fucking HOBBES@!@!1jihoawefljdkh you stupid sonsomabatches@!@!!@#!

Sorry, I get wound up. Where was I?

Oh yeah, is it me or are these people missing the whole point?

 

Now if I had both eyes, I’m pretty sure I’d be a retired Marine right now so I can generally be counted on to support them, but contrary to popular claims, free beer can be bad beer.

Soon after President Donald Trump signed an executive order to authorize construction of the Keystone Pipeline, a large portion of the nation’s military service members applauded the move as a helpful step towards more accessible domestic beer.

That is until Marine Pvt. Jeff Ertley visited the existing length of pipeline while on leave and was disappointed to discover the 1,179-mile pipeline is actually not full of Keystone Light.

 

Jebus. Life is too short to drink horse piss. We should have kept Germany or Belgium if we wanted good beer.

 

 

 

 

aliceaitch and Moronpundit? Could the boss be far behind? alexthechick? It’s Vintage, Duh?  sockless joe? The professor and Maryann, here on gigglesin island!

Bring Back the Cobs!

But first, let’s tube.

Let’s start with the absolutely funniest item you’ll see all fucking year.

“I am honered [sic] to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States!” he wrote from @realDonaldTrump before quickly taking down the misspelled message.

He reposted the tweet with the correct “honored,” but doing so may have violated The Presidential Records Act, which requires the preservation of presidential records, according to reports.

Suddenly the media is interested in destruction of gov’t correspondence. I’d bet they don’t even see their own standard standard. See MPs post below for a proper response.

 

With Harry Reid leaving I guess there’s a despicability vacuum in Congress.

 

You’ll wonder what I mean until you get to 30 seconds. Then you’ll have an urge to spit on her, so put up your screen now.

 

There’s a new sheriff in town.

Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.

The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.

 

Awwww, poor widdle snowflakes, they thought felony destruction would be fun and consequence free.

I do think they could use this as a “mitigating circumstances” thing in the sentencing phase.

Broadcast icon Larry King wrote on Twitter Friday that anti-Trump protestors in Washington, DC, took their anger out on his car.

“Protestors in DC smashed the windows of my hired SUV…

That’s a public service right there.

 

Violence at Trump Rally  Kills!

A Nigerian separatist group says the death toll has risen to 20 after a demonstration in support of U.S. President Donald Trump turned into clashes with police.

Nigeria had a Trump rally? That’s pretty cool. Well, except for the AKs and machetes. But then, that’s from another Dem constituency, gov’t thugs.

 

Akbar Britain!

The number of so-called minicab rapes is snowballing to such an extent that a British judge has issued a warning that no woman can expect to be safe while traveling in a cab….

However, a much acclaimed report produced by the London Metropolitan Police Service estimates that on average there are a total of 1,125 sexual assaults, including rapes, each year involving minicab drivers in just London; this works out to approximately 22 sexual assaults against women by taxi drivers each week in England’s capital city alone.

 

That’s how conquerors act.

 

Yeah, this post is NY Post-heavy, but that’s why it’s called a “post”, right?

Body armor of the future could be human hair!!!!!

Now, I don’t like to go against military procurement, but human hair?

Kagogi the Destroyer has the perfect fur for the military.

It’s very soft and fluffy. Not as soft as when he was a puppy, but he’s still soft. It’s very good insulation, he used to sit in the falling snow and get covered. He looked like a snow bank with Batman ears.

And the best part, it cares not for cactii.

tard-dog

He doesn’t rub against them like he’s scratching or shy away like he’s getting stabbed, he just leans against it. Notice the barrel cactus on the right is leaning, he’s pushed it to the side.

As for the saguaro cactus, I call them “caltrop cactii”, as those black stabbers fall and leave a spike sticking straight up. I’ve had them go through my leather flip-flops, through my foot and into my heel-bone. He ignores them. Notice there’s a patch with some Kagogi hair on them and below that the stabbers are worn away.

If his fur can stop that, I figure it’s just a matter of making felt out of it to make it bullet proof.

Now, I don’t know for sure if it’ll stop a bullet, but I do know that when he was a year old or less he was hit by a car, fell out of a second story window down to hard ground and fell out of another second story window down about 8 or so feet to hard, wooden, deck stairs and the only thing he had to show for it was a couple cuts when he was hit by the car.

I figure they could clone him and get all the fur they need. You could knit another dog every week just from what he sheds. You could brush him every day and get a huge a pile of fur from late-spring to early-fall. It’s ridiculous. I do know that every bird nest around here is black. They fight over his fur every morning on my front stoop.

Just don’t let the ‘subjects’ loose. Well, unless you want to devastate a region. He’s not called Kagogi the Destroyer for nothing.

IMPORTANT ABOVE THE POST UPDATE!!!!!!

 

Sean Spicer is all about teh awesome. He lays into the media for more than 4 minutes, briefed them for a minute and then walked out.

My Schadenboner is at full staff!

schadenboner

 

Now, back to our post!

There’s not much to blog about. I’m pretty well sick of talking about all the crap done by the gov’t in the past and I can’t talk about what Trump’s going to do because nobody knows.

All there is to blog about is laughing at the media’s sad faces. Which is funny but I’m worried about having a schadenboner for more than 4 hours at a time, I have to ration myself.

Let’s laugh at some Chicago-machine politics.

State’s evidence?

President Barack Obama made his final grants of clemency on Thursday with less than a day left in office, and imprisoned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was not on the list.  (from a linked article V)

…..and you will sit in that corner until you are n o longer a threat to the legacy of Sparklefarts and various statutes of limitations have expired for others.

We’ve seen murderers kill, get arrested, stand trial, serve prison time, be released and end up laid out on a slab at the morgue in less time than Blago will be serving.

 

Now wouldn’t that be funny if Blago decided to explain how Obama was only upset because he wasn’t getting his cut? Well, funny until Blago commits suicide in his cell and is shot trying to escape.

 

In Akbar Britain news,

I’ve always lived in London….

London is in my heart and in my blood, but the wind has changed, like it did for Mary Poppins, and I think it’s going to blow me out of the city, all the way to Tel Aviv…

There’s a train of thought among right-thinking people in London at the moment that Israel is culpable; that it is responsible for all the ills of the Palestinians, all the woes of the Middle East. If it weren’t for Israel, they say, the world would be a better place. If you go to a dinner party you can hear things that wouldn’t have sounded unfamiliar in 1930s Germany. They say they’re just ‘anti-Zionist’ but to be anti-Zionist is to be anti-Semitic. No one is anti- any other country. No one questions, say, Iran’s right to exist.

 

Except this time the Jews are heading back to Israel. Reaspora?  via my favorite smell

 

In global warmmongering news, The Hottest Year Ever!!!!!!! might not be so hot.

For the benefit of science reporters and other people who are unfamiliar with the scientific method, let me point out that the margin of error for these measurements is plus or minus one tenth of a degree Celsius. The temperature difference that is supposedly being measured is one one-hundredth of a degree—one tenth the size of the margin of error. To go back to sports reporting, that’s like saying that the football is on the 10-yard line—give or take a hundred yards.

 

I know it’s been the warmist winter since I moved to AZ, I’ve had to wear 3 or 4 shirts when I sit outside at night to have my evening cigar and read my book. It’s been below 70 for weeks except for one or two days.

 

Trump’s first executive order was directed at Obamacare!

President Donald Trump signed his first executive order on Friday, heading into the Oval Office shortly after his inaugural parade to direct agencies to ease regulations associated with Obamacare, the signature healthcare law of his predecessor that Trump has vowed to replace.

That’s a shot across the bows of the GOP and their planned Failure Theater on getting rid of Obamacare. I especially like the Dem I saw on some news channel yesterday who claimed they needed the Dem party to pass something to replace it.

Ummmmm, no. That’s not according to the rules the Dems put in place and one thing I’m sure of is that Trump is going to hammer the GOP over that and bypass the media via Twitter, which they’ll have to cover, to get some OUTRAGE!!!!! pointed at the GOP.

 

I didn’t realize Trump was forming his re-election committee so soon.

Shia LaBeouf has launched a four-year-long protest against Donald Trump — creating a continuous public live-stream in Queens to broadcast people shouting “He will not divide us!” over and over again.

The exhibit, set up outside the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, was led by Jaden Smith Friday as the new POTUS was being sworn in.

 

Keep America Great!

 

Tim Blair, noticer of things that leftists do not want noticed,  notices this story:

A case of female genital mutilation (FGM) is reported in England every 109 minutes, official health figures show.

Some 2421 instances of mutilation were reported from April 2015 to September 2015 -…

Experts say the figures…are just the ‘tip of the iceberg’….

And then notices this:

Observe also that the Press Association’s report doesn’t offer any reasons why female genital mutilation is increasing in England.

 

Nowhere in that story are the words “Islam”, “Muslim” or anything to do with the culture of the people involved.

In (Great) Britain, the savages are taking over and the Brits apparently okay with it.

In Europe they’re importing vicious savages and attacking the people who notice they’re acting like savages.

This will not end well.

In another case of our fine media betters not caring that who they support is a vicious savage, Blue’s Blog has this.

hilary's problem

That’s bothered me for a long time too and why I figured the Benghazi deal would not affect her, the media frames it all as “The GOP is going after Hillary….again!”

I will say that Iowa had better hope she doesn’t become POTUS, she is not known for her forgiving attitude toward disrespect and they boned her twice.

 

In today’s exciting episode

The petition to block the front-running Republican presidential candidate from entering the country was created on the British government’s official petitions website in response to Trump’s call Monday to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. due to the threat of terrorism.

 

Yes, Used To Be Great Britain is working on barring someone from entry to their country because he wants to bar people from entry to his country.

Watching what’s happening is pretty depressing but still gosh darned funny.

 

Important Update!!!!!!

 

Well, not so much important as childish and tacky.

 

This is ts the Washington Free Beacon Section

Whose side is Obama on? That’s an easy one, who hates America the most in that region.

President Obama and his administration continue to support the global Islamist militant group known the Muslim Brotherhood.

If only we could get Israel to start some anti-American rhetoric, maybe behead a few journalists then Obama might be on their side.

 

I know which side I’m on in China V Freedom, I wish I didn’t know which side Obama is on.

Original participants in China’s pro-democracy movement in 1989 are back in prison on the 26th anniversary of the government’s brutal suppression of those protests,

Anniversaries always get me in trouble too, but usually I just get the silent treatment and don’t get laid because I forget them, I’ve almost never been killed over one and I’ve only been imprisoned once (long story)

 

I’m not sure whose side I’m on in this one.

Al Qaeda and other Islamist terrorists pose a “high” threat of attacking the upcoming G-7 summit meeting in Germany,

That’s a poser.

 

Once again, I know whose side I’m on, it’s just hard to figure out how to do anything for the poor kid whose stuck in this utterly ludicrous yet utterly horrible (funny and endy!) situation.

‘Complicated’: The transsexual partner of a former lesbian lover of a nine-year-old’s natural mother has been refused access to see the girl after a judge found that her life was complicated enough
The couple – known as Rachel and Helen – split up when she was three. Rachel, who was Alice’s natural mother, was sectioned with schizophrenia and Helen entered a relationship with Matthew, the man who has brought the case.

When he met Helen he was a woman having treatment to live as a man.

 

Jebus. That poor little girl has absolutely no chance at any sort of normal life.

 

I’m on (Used to be) Great Britain’s side, but then, I always root for the underdog. The 600 year history of the Royal Mail is coming to an end.

The UK government is to sell its remaining 30 percent stake in Royal Mail

Sure it’ll still be there, but it will not be owned by the government. How messed up is it that a socialist country is selling its stuff to private enterprise?

So socialism leads to libertarianism? That’s pretty darn funny.

This bit makes me laugh a little more.

The UK offloaded a 60 percent stake in Royal Mail in 2013, but attracted criticism for selling it too cheaply when shares soared following the sale.

Let me get this straight, a company run by a gov’t agency who cares not for profitability(it’s not their money) is sold to a private enterprise whose goal is to make money and the stock prices go up? The deuce you say!

 

As always, I’m on the side of science against Science!

In a major blow to environmental activists, the Obama administration said Thursday that the controversial drilling technique known as fracking has not caused any widespread impacts on drinking water,

Not that this will matter, notice they link the Wash Times. I’m gonna go out on a limb and bet that The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. do not give this much coverage. They are in the affirmation business, not the information business after all.

 

As always, I’m on the side of freedom against the current, Chicago-machine-politics ruling our nation.

In March of this year, the Obama administration removed the White House from FOIA requests. Also in March, a note on a FOIA request that wasn’t blacked out said, “We (agency workers) live in constant fear of upsetting the WH [White House].”

The agencies have a history of perverting the process in favor of leftists. In 2013, the federal government granted waivers on FOIA requests for greenies but not conservatives. Green groups received information for free 92% of the time while equivalent Conservative groups are not granted fee waivers 93% of the time.

Sonomabatch.

That also illustrates why I’m on Sharyl Attkisson’s side, she’s just about the only journalist in America.

 

The real poser of the day:

Nannarch nannarchor  Grannarch?Trailer Park Grandma Hillary

 

Paco helped me come up with that one.

British wussbag finds crusty old ammo stash

Posted: July 2, 2013 by doubleplusundead in FAIL Britannia!

Jesus Fucking Christ what a motherfucking pussy,

wussbagBoth persons pictured pee sitting down.

Seriiously, read the article.  Before SMOD, I want a zombie outbreak for the express purpose of seeing pathetic people like this devoured by the hordes of the undead.  Darwin has been cheated for too long.   The mangina pictured would curl into the fetal position and start weeping softly if he could see half the Moron Horde’s ammo stashes.