Archive for the ‘FAIL Britannia!’ Category

I know, no posts for literally weeks (in ‘tubes time) and two on a Sunday. Well, pretend this one is from Monday morning when you’re probably reading it anyway.

Marine Le Pen FAR RIGHT CANDIDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is in the next round against the “Centrist!!!!!!!!!” Candidate.

So what’s my prediction?

More investigations and allegations of not being sufficiently EUnuch.

For the record, I wrote that and then looked for a story to illustrate it.

European Union lawmakers could summon French far-right presidential candidate Marine Le Pen to discuss the lifting of her immunity over the alleged misuse of European Union money, before the second round of the French election, an influential legislator said on Saturday.

French judges have asked the European parliament to lift the immunity of the National Front leader, who is a member of the EU legislature, to permit further investigations over alleged misuse of funds to pay for party assistants.

Bureaucrats do not like being challenged. The EU are weaponized bureaucrats.

I’d say that story did not just illustrate it. An artist’s rendition of what it actually did do.

 

Sticking with EUnuchstan, via Tim Blair we see this that isn’t all that funny even though it should very fucking funny. In an article about savages savaging their daughter’s hoo-has, we see this

Misunderstanding
The CPS has decided to take no further action in four other cases of alleged FGM…

In another, a suspect contacted an FGM helpline to request the procedure for his two daughters after misunderstanding the purpose of the service for victims.

 

He called the FGM prevention hotline to get help having his daughter’s FGMed, that would be hilarious as you’re discussing his jail sentence, but there were no charges.

De-fucking-spicable.

 

More on that Backlash Against The Muslims that always hits the Jews

While violent incidents of antisemitism dropped 12% worldwide in 2016, US campuses saw a surge of 45% in antisemitism, according to data released on Sunday.

Personally, I’d say that the reason “worldwide” is two-pronged.

They dropped in many countries that really hate Jews because they’ve killed a bunch and driven the rest out.

As for EUnuchstan, we can’t get any good numbers on anything from them. From crime to mortality to everything bad about them, they always fudge their numbers on everything so using official stats is absolutely useless.

I would bet they’re up there though, but since the firebombing of a synagogue is “workplace violence” or “unauthorized marshmallow roasting”, we’ll never know.

 

Now, I like Second City Cop blog, but I gotta disagree on this. It’s related to the previous post’s comment on police being upset about not being able to search and demand Papers from all and sundry.

The cops — members of a “saturation” team working to suppress violence in West Humboldt Park — said they pulled over the car in April 2014 because its taillights weren’t working. But when the police checked the names of everyone in the car, they learned that Franklin, a 45-year-old who struggled with a heroin habit, was on parole for drug possession. And they said one of the other passengers was a “self-admitted” member of the Four Corner Hustlers street gang.

To the officers, that meant Franklin had committed a crime just by sitting in the car: “unlawful contact” with a gang member while on parole. In Illinois, that’s an offense punishable by up to a year behind bars, even if no other crimes or gang activity occurred.

Yeah see, I get he’s a bad guy. But if I’m sitting in the back seat and a cop asks for my ID he can pound sand. I’ll probably end up in jail, but fuck him.

I’m sitting in a car, he has no fucking reason to Demand My Papers Please, with or without a German or Russian accent.

Now if Chicago let their law-abiding citizens keep and bear arms, if they didn’t give 2 months or suspended sentence to an armed mugger, in other words, if the justice system actually did something useful, they wouldn’t have to ignore the Constitution to do their jobs.

Just like Stop and Frisk in NYC. I don’t care how many “bad people” it caught.

Remember that Better 10 Guilty Men Go Free Than One Innocent Man Be Jailed (or whatever the quote) is no longer in play, we’re at Better 10 Innocent People Get Fucked Than One Man Be Free.

 

We all laughed at the Patriots fact-checking the NY Times’ ass when a NY Times journolister tried to get Trump riled up.

But what that really shows is that the first thing this journolister did when he saw a story that didn’t bash Trump was to try to figure out a way to bash Trump with it.

Trump is living rent-free in our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters’ heads even as they screech about how all the Trump supporters are Teh Stupid.

 

 

The rest is NY Post heavy. They really had an interesting day.

Noticing Something That Has Been Eminently Noticeable For 8 Years!

Political correctness is ruining our strategy to defeat terrorism

I’m not sure how many times they’ve run that op-ed, but they could/should have run it every day during the Age Of Obama.

 

They ask, “Why can’t the Clintons just go away?”

It starts off with, I’d say, something that just isn’t so.

Since losing the most winnable presidential election in modern American history, Hillary Clinton

2000 had that distinction.

Al Gore should have destroyed W in 2000, it shouldn’t have even been close. VP of a popular POTUS who had presided over a great economy and The End Of History!!!! and he still lost it.

Hell, if the Dems had nominated an actual presidential candidate in 2004 instead of another animatronic candidate they could have beat Bush.

Hillary, on the other hand, was only a “strong, experienced candidate” to our fine media betters. The rest of America just doesn’t like that bitch.

It’s mostly the same stuff about Clintons but this is funny.

According to “Shattered,” after a year spent crisscrossing the country, “Hillary still couldn’t figure out why Americans were so angry.”

You know that whenever anybody said anything about weakening America around the world, killing coal and other anti-blue-collar worker stuff or illegal immigration she told that staffer to stop reading Stormfront.

But this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. And that’s saying something.

Stars such as Elizabeth Warren and Kirsten Gillibrand are fighting for column inches, airtime and party dominance as the Clintons stubbornly remain.

Elizabeth Warren is their rising star. Fauxcohantas. Someone who praises murderous, Chinese, commie dictators.

I have to admit, I hope next election Joe Biden does not let Hillary tell him to step aside so it’s at least Elizabeth Warren and Biden.

If we’re going to re-elect Trump let’s make it hilarious.

 

 

They always act surprised. Every. Single. Time.

Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. described a two-year probe that uncovered various bribery schemes, many involving expediters who paid off high-ranking bosses, clerks and inspectors in return for favors such as dismissing violations. The city staffers were charged with accepting more than $400,000 from the expediters, who act as middlemen for developers and builders, and from others.

Vance proudly proclaimed that all were indicted on felony counts, which carried maximum sentences of up to 15 years in prison.

City Department of Investigation Commissioner Mark Peters, whose agency participated in the probe, said at the time that the accused “did New York City real harm and now they must face the criminal-justice system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” (Emphasis me. I may have added an exclamation point too V)…

 

So how many centuries of jail time did these corrupt NY pols and their bribers get?

Twenty people pleaded guilty to misdemeanor counts of giving unlawful gratuities or attempting to “reward official misconduct.”

Most of them were sentenced to community service. Even many who pleaded to felonies did not receive jail time…

…He was sentenced to four months in jail. Dwyer got community service.

Exactly. It’s not as if they put more than 10 rounds into their magazine or bought cigs in NJ.

 

In Chicago and Illinois they often throw out of power pols into jail, in NY, well, they do too sometimes, but it’s usually not the norm.

Right Client Number Nine? The man who was Bringing The Hammer Down On The Illicit Sex Industry who was actually just going after ‘his’ madame’s competition.

I will say that I absolutely love this quote

A spokeswoman for Vance said, “While prison time is an appropriate disposition for certain nonviolent defendants, justice is being served in these cases through the return of more than $300,000 to New York City taxpayers to date.”

I bet they spent $millions on the ‘prosecution’.

 

It’s not really all that funny how often in the 21st century some seriously horrific things make you laugh.

Doctor accused of telling patient sex with him will help her MS

A hospital specialist who had sex with a patient told her it was therapy, saying: “Trust me, I’m a doctor,” a tribunal heard.

A&E medic Kwame Somuah-Boateng, 43, bedded the woman in his sleeping quarters after she went to casualty with numb legs and was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.

The patient, in her 30s, told a disciplinary hearing he claimed it would help her regain feeling, especially in her private parts.

That’s fucking cruel. Giving false hope for that disease shows a total lack of empathy and disregard for other people.

 

I’m actually pretty impressed.

The force stress calculations must have taken hours and it’s all terrain!

 

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This is sorta opaque.  Ecuador had an election and

There have been clashes on the streets of Ecuador as supporters of the right-wing presidential candidate in a ballot on Sunday claim fraud.

Former banker Guillermo Lasso is set to face narrow defeat but has already announced he disputes the result, calling for a recount.

Supporters of Lasso clashed with police as they took to the streets to protest.

 

I instinctively do not trust lefties when elections are involved, but does the Far Right Wing Hitler!!!!!!!!!! in Ecuador have a point? Who knows? We certainly won’t get any help from our fine media betters, they’re for the lefty and against Far Right Wing Hitler so they’ll just lie. Think I’m lying? Check out the lefty’s name.

The leftist government candidate Lenin Moreno,

Yeah, the whole NY Times newsroom just ejaculated all over tomorrow’s issue.

 

Transparent!

Evidence has emerged the so-called Islamic State is using civilians as human shields in its combat to retain control of Mosul.

Who didn’t know that was coming? I mean, besides our fine media betters. They’re not just lazy, ignorant and biased, they’re pretty dim (Hey Shep!).

 

In Akbar Britain news, transparent!

Londonistan: 423 New Mosques; 500 Closed Churches

Cultural suicide is pretty ugly even though it often has comedic aspects.

The Hyatt United Church was bought by the Egyptian community to be converted to a mosque. St Peter’s Church has been converted into the Madina Mosque. The Brick Lane Mosque was built on a former Methodist church.

Utterly transparent, it’s what militant religions always do. That’s why Spaniards built Catholic churches on top of Aztec temples.

 

NJ is pretty damn transparent too.

New Jersey: Outrageous Unconstitutional Intimidation of Private Citizens Who Opposed Mosque

“Being served with a Federal Court Subpoena to turn over all my personal communications including voicemails, social media, emails, notes wherein I make any mention of anything having to do with Islam is an absolute violation of my First Amendment rights. I was a citizen exercising my right to attend public planning board meetings about a land use application that affected my community.”

Lefties are hostile to the whole concept of western civilization. The reason for that is pretty opaque, but I’d bet it has to do with mommy and daddy issues.

 

Speaking of lefty enclaves committing suicide, Illinois is pretty darn transparent.

Moody’s Investors Service warned Illinois politicians on March 30 that the state has reached an “inflection point.” Previously, the credit rating agency’s analysis indicated that Illinois’ economic deterioration is pushing the state toward an economic death spiral.

Any compromise budget – such as the Illinois Senate’s “grand bargain” – that increases the burden on Illinoisans or perpetuates the state’s broken pension system will only hasten the state along the path of Moody’s forewarned downward economic spiral.

We’ve been watching this, Illinois was behind California on this but they’re pulling even.

The only question is which Republican our fine media betters will blame for this.

 

Now that Obama is gone, you know who’s the most transparent?  Minitrue! Some lefties decided to Protest Ivanka Trump at her home.

The second-richest man in the world got a taste of his “Democracy Dies in Darkness” politics last night as hundreds of gay protesters hit the streets near his mansion in the Kalorama neighborhood of Washington, which is one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the world…

As of 9:30 a.m., his newspaper — the Washington Post — had not reported on the event, which had been planned and publicized for weeks…

Sometimes they get bored with lies of commission and get into some omission.

Notice the last part of that sentence, “planned and publicized for weeks.”, which, transparently, led to this.

But she and her family were in New York, visiting her in-laws for the first birthday of her youngest child.

Gee, it was publicized for weeks. I wonder why Ivanka Trump decided to not be home?

 

 

As I said, minitrue is the most transparent. They’re utterly easy to figure out.

Who owns the truth?” was about the Rathergate episode: how we and others exposed 60 Minutes’ attempt to swing the 2004 presidential election to Democrat John Kerry by publishing lies–fake news, one could say–about President George W. Bush’s service in the Texas Air National Guard.

I remember the Time cover collage very well, because I am in it. The photo in the lower left was taken in the loft of my house. That is Scott Johnson sitting with his back to the camera, and my left foot is barely visible next to the chair to his right.

They’ve only gotten worse since then.

The Rathergate thing was awesome to see in real time. Some commenter at Free Republic was on the ball right away then Powerline, BillinDC and Charles Johnson tore into that transparently dishonest ‘memo’. CJ actually had the best deal, this gif that shows the ‘difference’ between a memo made on Microsoft Office in default, memo setting and a memo ostensibly typed on an old typewriter.

 

I learned all sorts of new words like, “Kerning” and “Dan Rather is a fucking liar”.

Well, more the first one than the last few.

 

This is transparent, but of what is sorta opaque.

When it comes to internet trolls, online harassment and fake news, there’s not a lot of light at the end of the online tunnel. And things are probably going to get darker.

Just so you know, they’re not talking about the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. putting out fake news, they’re talking about me.

This is the bit that makes me laugh.

Researchers at the Pew Research Center and Elon University’s Imagining the Internet Center asked 1,537 scholars and technologists what they think the future of the Internet

Ooooohhhhh, scholars and technologists! Cuz scholars are always right and technologists are the ones to ask about a primarily psychological issue!!!!

Specifically, the survey asked: “In the next decade, will public discourse online become more or less shaped by bad actors, harassment, trolls, and an overall tone of griping, distrust, and disgust?”

Forty-two percent of respondents think the internet will stay about the same over the next 10 years, while 39 percent said they expect discourse to get even more hostile. Only 19 percent predicted any sort of decline in abuse and harassment.

 

Stupid question, stupid study, stupid newspaper article, stupid 19%, unless someone develops a dueling app that actually works abuse and harassment are not going to decline. Ever.

But I clicked and that’s what they wanted so they accomplished what they wanted. Don’t click for transparent linkbaiters!

 

Let’s end on the Transparent Media and Democratic party (BIRM) and how they make and push fake news….lies.

Dammit, they were doing so well.

 

Corruption Will Explode Under Trump!!!!!!!!!

BERLIN — People who turn to populist politicians promising to upset the status quo and end corruption may only be feeding the problem, an anti-corruption watchdog group warned Wednesday.

Transparency International said in its annual Corruption Perceptions Index for 2016 that in countries with populist or autocratic leaders, “instead of tackling crony capitalism, those leaders usually install even worse forms of corrupt systems.”

Man, they’re going all out to get him.

No, corruption explodes under corrupt gov’ts.

Let’s look and see! Now, I could go easy and just check the archives here to do some good, old, Obama/Clinton/typical Dem corruption, but let’s look to the opposite of a populist gov’t.

EUnuchstan!

Corruption is a growing problem in the EU because leaders have been busy dealing with other crises, it’s been claimed.

Those other crises? Started by EUnuch oligarchs.

 

Brazil is not populist but..

A judge, overseeing Brazil’s biggest corruption case, has died after the plane he was travelling in crashed off the coast of Rio de Janeiro.

Huh, I wonder if he knew anything about Clintonorruption?

 

Is this corruption or just a bunch of slimy EUnuchs?

Parliament must vote on whether the government can start the Brexit process, the Supreme Court has ruled.

See, just because they pretend to have a democracy that doesn’t mean that the oligarchs have to listen to votes they don’t like.

I do like this

But the court ruled the Scottish Parliament and Welsh and Northern Ireland assemblies did not need a say.

It’s funny how little the English have changed in the last 10 centuries.

The answer to the first question is, of course, Both! They’re corrupt and slimy!

That is why we have Trump. Of course, Europe doesn’t usually get a Trump, they get Napoleon, Hitler, Attilla, Theodoric and other dictators.

Good luck EUnuchstanian oligarchs!

 

Man do I feel sorry for these poor bastards.

Desertification and poverty, compounded by Boko Haram’s violence, have left 11 million people desperately in need of aid – more than 7 million surviving, if they can, on one meal a day.

Alarm bells about the humanitarian catastrophe in Nigeria, Cameroon, Chad and Niger have been sounded by the United Nations.

So it’s either starve or die under the guns of the Religion of Peace or be forced to be sex slaves for UN ‘Peacekeepers’. That’s some choice.

 

Let’s Trump for a while.

Popcorn‘s a poppin’! We saw the beginning of this yesterday.

 

PRESS: The election was hacked.

TRUMP: There was a lot of voter fraud.

PRESS: That’s ridiculous. Where’s your evidence? I demand an investigation!

TRUMP: Okay, we’ll do an investigation: President Donald Trump Vows to Launch ‘Major Investigation’ Into Alleged Voter Fraud.

Hardee har har har.

I’m watching Spicer’s press conference and the media seems not so interested in an actual investigation. Huh, why it’s almost as if they’re Dem operatives trying to keep Dem voter fraud alive!

 

Okay, this is awesome and necessary.

Trump’s Generals, Pt. 1: President’s security pros replace Obama political ‘hacks’

I can’t wait until Pt. 2, replacing the political generals who Obama wanted to make sure would fire on American citizens.

Is Trump the perfect successor to Obama? It will take someone with a lot of energy and ability to keep his eye on the ball to gut all the socialist/hate-Amerikkka things Obama’s done to our nation.

 

Saying the right things,

Our gross national debt has increased to almost $20 trillion,” Mulvaney said. “That number is so large as to defy description. I choose to look at it another way: to an ordinary American family, that translates to a credit card bill of $260,000. Families know what that would mean for them. It is time for government to learn the same lesson.”

Continuing, Mulvaney said he felt “as a matter of principle” that the debt is problem that requires immediate action.

 

We’re so boned over debt, I hope Trump and his peeps have an idea. Since so many people like to pretend there is such a thing as International Law, is there a provision for bankruptcy? I picture Tillerson letting all his calls go to voicemail.

Asking the question, Do you have to be a conservative to launch a conservative group?

Former presidential candidate Evan McMullin and his running mate Mindy Finn will launch a new conservative group on Wednesday that’s opposed to President Trump,

The answer? Of course not. So long as you can be used to attack Trump you can call yourself whatever the hell you want.

 

The Senate keeps losing Trump’s VA pick’s paperwork!

Sources close to the nominee confirmed that repeated calls to Senate leaders with questions about his claim have so far gone nowhere, since he is immediately placed on hold just seconds after dialing.

Roughly seven hours and 160 iterations of Bernie Sanders singing “Pineapple Pen” later, the only answer Shulkin has received was an automated message explaining that “all Cabinet nominations are confirmed in the order they are received.”

 

Sonomabatch!

 

I didn’t realize that kangaroos were in the Mob! Which leads us to Joey, The ‘Roo, Valachi!

A truck driver who transported kilograms of meth, cocaine and ecstasy from Sydney to Western Australia has been jailed for more than 16 years for his integral part in the interstate syndicate – which was foiled, in part, by a seven-foot kangaroo.

I hope Oz has a  good witness protection program.

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding an article on Where’s Waldo with links to stories about Where’s Waldo trivia.

I though Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots: The Movie and Hungry, Hungry Hippos: The TV show were bad, but this is redonculus.

EXCLUSIVE: Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are in talks to come aboard Where’s Waldo, the live-action MGM film based on the Classic Media franchise about the wool hatted-kid you spot in the crowd.

Is there nobody in Hollywood who can think? If you gonna have a movie about one-panel comics, how about The Fucking Far Fucking Side or Calvin and Fucking HOBBES@!@!1jihoawefljdkh you stupid sonsomabatches@!@!!@#!

Sorry, I get wound up. Where was I?

Oh yeah, is it me or are these people missing the whole point?

 

Now if I had both eyes, I’m pretty sure I’d be a retired Marine right now so I can generally be counted on to support them, but contrary to popular claims, free beer can be bad beer.

Soon after President Donald Trump signed an executive order to authorize construction of the Keystone Pipeline, a large portion of the nation’s military service members applauded the move as a helpful step towards more accessible domestic beer.

That is until Marine Pvt. Jeff Ertley visited the existing length of pipeline while on leave and was disappointed to discover the 1,179-mile pipeline is actually not full of Keystone Light.

 

Jebus. Life is too short to drink horse piss. We should have kept Germany or Belgium if we wanted good beer.

 

 

 

 

aliceaitch and Moronpundit? Could the boss be far behind? alexthechick? It’s Vintage, Duh?  sockless joe? The professor and Maryann, here on gigglesin island!

Bring Back the Cobs!

But first, let’s tube.

Let’s start with the absolutely funniest item you’ll see all fucking year.

“I am honered [sic] to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States!” he wrote from @realDonaldTrump before quickly taking down the misspelled message.

He reposted the tweet with the correct “honored,” but doing so may have violated The Presidential Records Act, which requires the preservation of presidential records, according to reports.

Suddenly the media is interested in destruction of gov’t correspondence. I’d bet they don’t even see their own standard standard. See MPs post below for a proper response.

 

With Harry Reid leaving I guess there’s a despicability vacuum in Congress.

 

You’ll wonder what I mean until you get to 30 seconds. Then you’ll have an urge to spit on her, so put up your screen now.

 

There’s a new sheriff in town.

Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.

The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.

 

Awwww, poor widdle snowflakes, they thought felony destruction would be fun and consequence free.

I do think they could use this as a “mitigating circumstances” thing in the sentencing phase.

Broadcast icon Larry King wrote on Twitter Friday that anti-Trump protestors in Washington, DC, took their anger out on his car.

“Protestors in DC smashed the windows of my hired SUV…

That’s a public service right there.

 

Violence at Trump Rally  Kills!

A Nigerian separatist group says the death toll has risen to 20 after a demonstration in support of U.S. President Donald Trump turned into clashes with police.

Nigeria had a Trump rally? That’s pretty cool. Well, except for the AKs and machetes. But then, that’s from another Dem constituency, gov’t thugs.

 

Akbar Britain!

The number of so-called minicab rapes is snowballing to such an extent that a British judge has issued a warning that no woman can expect to be safe while traveling in a cab….

However, a much acclaimed report produced by the London Metropolitan Police Service estimates that on average there are a total of 1,125 sexual assaults, including rapes, each year involving minicab drivers in just London; this works out to approximately 22 sexual assaults against women by taxi drivers each week in England’s capital city alone.

 

That’s how conquerors act.

 

Yeah, this post is NY Post-heavy, but that’s why it’s called a “post”, right?

Body armor of the future could be human hair!!!!!

Now, I don’t like to go against military procurement, but human hair?

Kagogi the Destroyer has the perfect fur for the military.

It’s very soft and fluffy. Not as soft as when he was a puppy, but he’s still soft. It’s very good insulation, he used to sit in the falling snow and get covered. He looked like a snow bank with Batman ears.

And the best part, it cares not for cactii.

tard-dog

He doesn’t rub against them like he’s scratching or shy away like he’s getting stabbed, he just leans against it. Notice the barrel cactus on the right is leaning, he’s pushed it to the side.

As for the saguaro cactus, I call them “caltrop cactii”, as those black stabbers fall and leave a spike sticking straight up. I’ve had them go through my leather flip-flops, through my foot and into my heel-bone. He ignores them. Notice there’s a patch with some Kagogi hair on them and below that the stabbers are worn away.

If his fur can stop that, I figure it’s just a matter of making felt out of it to make it bullet proof.

Now, I don’t know for sure if it’ll stop a bullet, but I do know that when he was a year old or less he was hit by a car, fell out of a second story window down to hard ground and fell out of another second story window down about 8 or so feet to hard, wooden, deck stairs and the only thing he had to show for it was a couple cuts when he was hit by the car.

I figure they could clone him and get all the fur they need. You could knit another dog every week just from what he sheds. You could brush him every day and get a huge a pile of fur from late-spring to early-fall. It’s ridiculous. I do know that every bird nest around here is black. They fight over his fur every morning on my front stoop.

Just don’t let the ‘subjects’ loose. Well, unless you want to devastate a region. He’s not called Kagogi the Destroyer for nothing.

IMPORTANT ABOVE THE POST UPDATE!!!!!!

 

Sean Spicer is all about teh awesome. He lays into the media for more than 4 minutes, briefed them for a minute and then walked out.

My Schadenboner is at full staff!

schadenboner

 

Now, back to our post!

There’s not much to blog about. I’m pretty well sick of talking about all the crap done by the gov’t in the past and I can’t talk about what Trump’s going to do because nobody knows.

All there is to blog about is laughing at the media’s sad faces. Which is funny but I’m worried about having a schadenboner for more than 4 hours at a time, I have to ration myself.

Let’s laugh at some Chicago-machine politics.

State’s evidence?

President Barack Obama made his final grants of clemency on Thursday with less than a day left in office, and imprisoned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was not on the list.  (from a linked article V)

…..and you will sit in that corner until you are n o longer a threat to the legacy of Sparklefarts and various statutes of limitations have expired for others.

We’ve seen murderers kill, get arrested, stand trial, serve prison time, be released and end up laid out on a slab at the morgue in less time than Blago will be serving.

 

Now wouldn’t that be funny if Blago decided to explain how Obama was only upset because he wasn’t getting his cut? Well, funny until Blago commits suicide in his cell and is shot trying to escape.

 

In Akbar Britain news,

I’ve always lived in London….

London is in my heart and in my blood, but the wind has changed, like it did for Mary Poppins, and I think it’s going to blow me out of the city, all the way to Tel Aviv…

There’s a train of thought among right-thinking people in London at the moment that Israel is culpable; that it is responsible for all the ills of the Palestinians, all the woes of the Middle East. If it weren’t for Israel, they say, the world would be a better place. If you go to a dinner party you can hear things that wouldn’t have sounded unfamiliar in 1930s Germany. They say they’re just ‘anti-Zionist’ but to be anti-Zionist is to be anti-Semitic. No one is anti- any other country. No one questions, say, Iran’s right to exist.

 

Except this time the Jews are heading back to Israel. Reaspora?  via my favorite smell

 

In global warmmongering news, The Hottest Year Ever!!!!!!! might not be so hot.

For the benefit of science reporters and other people who are unfamiliar with the scientific method, let me point out that the margin of error for these measurements is plus or minus one tenth of a degree Celsius. The temperature difference that is supposedly being measured is one one-hundredth of a degree—one tenth the size of the margin of error. To go back to sports reporting, that’s like saying that the football is on the 10-yard line—give or take a hundred yards.

 

I know it’s been the warmist winter since I moved to AZ, I’ve had to wear 3 or 4 shirts when I sit outside at night to have my evening cigar and read my book. It’s been below 70 for weeks except for one or two days.

 

Trump’s first executive order was directed at Obamacare!

President Donald Trump signed his first executive order on Friday, heading into the Oval Office shortly after his inaugural parade to direct agencies to ease regulations associated with Obamacare, the signature healthcare law of his predecessor that Trump has vowed to replace.

That’s a shot across the bows of the GOP and their planned Failure Theater on getting rid of Obamacare. I especially like the Dem I saw on some news channel yesterday who claimed they needed the Dem party to pass something to replace it.

Ummmmm, no. That’s not according to the rules the Dems put in place and one thing I’m sure of is that Trump is going to hammer the GOP over that and bypass the media via Twitter, which they’ll have to cover, to get some OUTRAGE!!!!! pointed at the GOP.

 

I didn’t realize Trump was forming his re-election committee so soon.

Shia LaBeouf has launched a four-year-long protest against Donald Trump — creating a continuous public live-stream in Queens to broadcast people shouting “He will not divide us!” over and over again.

The exhibit, set up outside the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, was led by Jaden Smith Friday as the new POTUS was being sworn in.

 

Keep America Great!

 

Tim Blair, noticer of things that leftists do not want noticed,  notices this story:

A case of female genital mutilation (FGM) is reported in England every 109 minutes, official health figures show.

Some 2421 instances of mutilation were reported from April 2015 to September 2015 -…

Experts say the figures…are just the ‘tip of the iceberg’….

And then notices this:

Observe also that the Press Association’s report doesn’t offer any reasons why female genital mutilation is increasing in England.

 

Nowhere in that story are the words “Islam”, “Muslim” or anything to do with the culture of the people involved.

In (Great) Britain, the savages are taking over and the Brits apparently okay with it.

In Europe they’re importing vicious savages and attacking the people who notice they’re acting like savages.

This will not end well.

In another case of our fine media betters not caring that who they support is a vicious savage, Blue’s Blog has this.

hilary's problem

That’s bothered me for a long time too and why I figured the Benghazi deal would not affect her, the media frames it all as “The GOP is going after Hillary….again!”

I will say that Iowa had better hope she doesn’t become POTUS, she is not known for her forgiving attitude toward disrespect and they boned her twice.

 

In today’s exciting episode

The petition to block the front-running Republican presidential candidate from entering the country was created on the British government’s official petitions website in response to Trump’s call Monday to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. due to the threat of terrorism.

 

Yes, Used To Be Great Britain is working on barring someone from entry to their country because he wants to bar people from entry to his country.

Watching what’s happening is pretty depressing but still gosh darned funny.

 

Important Update!!!!!!

 

Well, not so much important as childish and tacky.