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On February 19, 2017, 60 Minutes broadcast a segment about Remington Arms Company, LLC and two tragic incidents which occurred in 2011.  In narrating the details related to each incident, 60 Minutes omitted and misrepresented key facts which would have allowed the viewer to have an accurate and complete understanding about each.  For example, 60 Minutes knew but did not disclose that both of the rifles in question were examined and tested by forensic scientists employed by each state’s crime lab and were found to be in proper working order.  Remington provides this response to offer a more complete record of the relevant facts and a comprehensive overview of the incidents described in the story, and the recall which was at the center of the story.

They’re trying to ‘audi’ Remington. They should understand that Remington is not a EUnuch company.

 

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Back in September, I testified before the House Financial Services Committee on the allegation that the Obama administration had paid Iran a ransom—at the time it was believed to be $400 million but it was later revealed that the figure was more than three times that amount—in cash for the release of American hostages held by Iran.

Like so many ‘revelations’ from the Age of Obama, we all saw this happen. In real time. The only people who didn’t know that are the ones who get their news from Minitrue.

 

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Spanish inflation hit 3 percent in February compared to the same month last year…

Ministers also downplayed any fears for Spain’s economic recovery and believe inflation will be below 2 percent in the second quarter of the year.

“We don’t see it as a threat,” Marisa Poncela, secretary of state for trade, said of the inflation trend in an interview published in Expansion newspaper on Monday.

The funniest part is that they expect their serfs to believe it.

 

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Fourth Circuit Sets the Stage for a New National Gun Ban

 

They’re setting the stage for a revolution, civil war or War of Passive Aggression, depending on what we decide to call it after it’s over.

 

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Rosie O’Donnell will lead an anti-Trump protest outside the White House Tuesday just before the president speaks to a joint session of Congress for the first time.

Rosie’s leading Trump’s 2020 reelection team.

 

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A prediction: when the “Wall” along the southern border begins to be constructed, the left’s professional activists will implement an extensive disruption campaign…

Protestors will stand in the path of construction, just at activists have, in the past, chained themselves to trees in the Northwest to stop logging.

At night, other operatives will target the Wall for destructive sorties. Those may occasionally include the use of light explosives, easily smuggled from Mexico.

It will be the American version of the French Resistance, only this time fighting for fascism against freedom.

 

Well, true so far as it goes. The backlash will not be pleasant. The funniest part will be when the really thuggish illegal types start raping and murdering the lefties who are “protecting” them.

 

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Protest Is Increasingly Becoming Criminalized In America

Unfortunately, it appears this trend is about to get a lot worse following the DAPL protests and increased activism we’ve seen since Trump’s election. As The Hill reports:

 

No, the protests are increasingly becoming criminal in America, what with all the masks and molotovs and bricks and the glavin!

See, it’s the Hill, they have to obfuscate and lie. They would never mention that lefty-paid-for protests are just “free-violence” zones, not violence-free zones as lefties like to pretend.

consistent/1000 words

 

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Fools are getting tats based on Elizabeth, Fork-ed Tongue, Warren.

Persist We Much!

When I saw the headline on it I was wondering how they were going to change their Bernie tattoos into Fauxcahontas ones but lefty nitwits are getting tatoos based on a fake American Indian instead of a real socialist.

Eh, maybe 2017 just wants the crazy to come at a slower pace than 2016 so we’ll have to wait.

 

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Mark Cuban: Why I threw a Twitter hissy fit

If Mark Cuban doesn’t find it funny, he’s using his influence to try to force you into swallowing your laughter…

Cuban, who has taken offense to the media’s coverage of his team in the past, charged the San Francisco-based company with confusing humor with disrespect, and threatened Bleacher Report until the tweet was gone…

When Levy came to the social media team’s defense in his response, arguing that “sometimes bold tag lines are used” to connect with Millennials, Cuban fired back with another threat.

“This is an issue where if it’s not down immediately, I’ll communicate with the millennials in the way I know how to,” he wrote. “Your choice.”

As soon as Bleacher Report deleted its tweet, which it acknowledged in a separate, cryptic post to Twitter, Cuban recalled his ammunition, deleting all of his own tweets that referenced the feud.

 

No, you had your hissy fit because you’re a totalitarian thug who doesn’t allow ungood thoughts.

Which makes your hissy fit at Trump even funnier.

 

Kinsley Truth! with a lie

Mayor Bill de Blasio admitted Monday he has a long history of doing favors for community members who need help with city business —

but claims it’s OK because he “never pressures” his department heads.

Yeah, see,

A member of Mayor de Blasio’s transition team was released from jail after a top NYPD official received a phone call from the mayor inquiring about the arrest…

but Sgt. Ed Mullins, president of the Sergeants Benevolent Association, tells the Post: “If a guy has a warrant, you don’t let him go. Period. There is no discretion. What if you release him [and] he drives a block, blows a red light and runs somebody over and kills him? As a [police] supervisor, you have a lot to answer for. If you’re the mayor, I get it, you have friends. Is it supposed to happen? No – but don’t be hypocritical about it. De Blasio condemned the people involved in ticket fix. He passed judgment. You can’t have a double standard.”

You can’t? Where the hell have you been? Their standard standard is their only standard.

I hope he’s reelected. I love to watch smug, superior NYers vote for such a relentlessly, totalitarianly, hypocrat.

 

False with an unintended True.

Headline

HOLIDAY ON THE SUN Nasa to launch Solar Probe Plus mission to the surface of the SUN to protect Earth from ‘huge solar event’

Seriously? My first thought was, “We can’t ‘reach the surface’ of the Earth with current materials tech, it’s sorta hot there.” Apparently the very first paragraph agrees with me.

The Solar Plus Probe will come within four million miles of the sun’s surface,

So  4 million miles is now “on”?

My second thought was that solar flares are bigger than the Earth. How the fuck are we supposed to affect something larger than the world when we can’t reach it?

Scientists hope it will unlock the mysteries of the Sun’s corona,…

And it is a prime spot for producing potentially devastating solar wind, flares and mass “ejections” that can reach Earth’s atmosphere.

So the headline should actual be Nasa is sending a probe most of the way to the Sun and are hoping to get some data on solar activity.

The truth I was talking about? “Journalists” are idiots who think we’re more stupider.

That’s what happens when you keep pretending Joe Biden isn’t an idiot. Sooner or later you become what you believe.

 

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President Trump has invited the family members of those killed by illegal immigrants and the widow of Justice Antonin Scalia to attend his address to a joint session of Congress on Tuesday night.

What’s true about that?

Trump is the best troll on or off the ‘tubes. They’re there to counter the lefties “Look at these good immigrants!” message (where the “good immigrants” invariably are either associated with/are terrorists or are associated with/are felons).

 

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‘LACK OF POLITICAL WILL’ SEES ITALY STUCK ON ASSISTED SUICIDE LAWS

Oh, not the stupidity about “political will”, the fact that totally tolerant lefties do not even understand how there can be a differing viewpoint with validity.

If their current Most Important Issue There Is is not enacted, it’s always due to cowardice by the politicians.

They never seem to understand the reason for that “cowardice”. The idea that the people who voted for them do not want that particular lefty fever.

 

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europeans

 

70yearslater

It’s worse when you realize stuff like that before you die.

Let’s Tube!

I have a word of advice for Romanians who’ve been protesting their corrupt, Obama-style gov’t.

Romania’s parliament on Monday unanimously endorsed a presidential proposal for a nationwide referendum to get public support for the fight against corruption.

Keep watching them, right now they’re just trying to get you to shut up and go back to ignoring them. Don’t fall for it!

There is no time-frame yet and MPs’ backing for the plan is not binding.

But it does send a strong message…

See? This is the “Throwing fish at you to get you to clap your fins and honk your squeezy bulbs” phase. Keep reminding them about the “Decorating lamp post” phase.

 

In EUnuchstan, they don’t have freedom of spe… well, freedom of style of guess.

A Hitler lookalike has been arrested in Austria on charges of glorifying the Nazi era, local officials say.

The 25-year-old man reportedly calls himself Harald Hitler.

The man, sporting a side parting and a trademark moustache, had been seen having his photograph taken outside the house in Braunau am Inn in which Adolf Hitler was born.

He was arrested for dressing like Hitler, nothing more. I’m all for laws against murderous ideologies acting murderously ideological, but shouldn’t those laws require actual actions? I mean, I know why they have the laws, they don’t trust their serfs. That doesn’t mean I like it.

 

Let’s do some media bias.

Fakenewsers at the NY Times on the recent round-ups of extra-felony illegal aliens.

Federal immigration officials arrested more than 600 people across at least 11 states last week, detaining 40 people in the New York City area, law enforcement officials said on Sunday.

It remained unclear whether the actions by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were part of continuing operations to round up undocumented immigrants with criminal convictions or a ramping-up of deportations by the Trump administration.

Wait, you mean they didn’t tell you?

President Trump proclaimed on Twitter early Sunday morning: “The crackdown on illegal criminals is merely the keeping of my campaign promise. Gang members, drug dealers & others are being removed!”

But Gillian Christensen, acting press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, said, “The focus of these targeted enforcement operations is consistent with the routine, targeted arrests carried out by ICE’s Fugitive Operations Teams on a daily basis.”

That “But” in there in the second paragraph is not needed, unless you want to follow up with some lies to obfuscate the issue.

The contradiction heightened an already swelling fear among immigrants and their advocates.

Oh right.

Now remember this paragraph as you read what the Daily Mail reports.

“All these people are in violation of some sort of immigration law,” the official said, adding that some of their convictions included rape and aggravated assault.

Oh, so only “some”?

Akbar Britain’s Daily Mail.

Federal immigration officials are laying out a range of crimes that have been committed by a undocumented immigrants snatched up in immigration raids around the country over the last week.

This included those ‘convicted of crimes including, but not limited to, homicide, aggravated sexual abuse, sexual assault of a minor, lewd and lascivious acts with a child, indecent liberties with a minor, drug trafficking, battery, assault, DUI and weapons charges,’ according to the statement.

That doesn’t sound like “some” to me.

Remember, we have to learn bad news for Dem constituencies in furrin papers.

American papers are defending foreigners and foreign papers report on what’s going on. Aristophanes Approved!\

 

One of my favorite smells is working on showing that Hate-Crimes folks smell bad.

So I Documented A Hate Crime Incident Today…
I was inspired by this CBC article; Website to keep tabs on incidents involving hate in Alberta

I was so motivated I went straight to the STOPHATEAB.CA web site and filed my complaint.

I complained about an Anti-Ahmadi sect hate screed that the Muslims in Calgary web site has had published since at least 2016. I covered this hate screed last year and you can read about it here.

The hate screed states that the Ahmadi are apostates who spread filth and are allied with Israel. That’s pretty much a death sentence in Islam.

I expect the response to say, ‘Stop being so hatey! We go after right wing hate!” or something semantically equivalent but obfuscatory.

 

The Narrative! Is Everything!

The media luminaries have gone crazy after four journalists asked a series of legitimate questions about major international issues like immigration, national security, and trade policy of President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a joint press conference on Monday.
Media figures are furious that the journalists asked about real issues affecting people in both countries—the United States and Canada—rather than parroting the same anti-Trump narrative about National Security Adviser Gen. Michael Flynn that the media have been pushing all weekend.

There are two reasons the media is freaking out over Trump taking questions from non-important news outlets. The first is They’re Important and this makes them feel less important. The other is that the new folks don’t know which questions they’re supposed to ask to further The Narrative!. That pisses them off.

I’m not sure what to think about Flynn. On the one hand, I have no idea what’s going on (at least I admit it, Minitrue just makes up the worst interpretation), on the other hand this gives Minitrue a stick to beat Trump with. On the gripping hand, the Trump 2020 reelection committee is in full swing so they’ll overplay their OUTRAGE!!!! on this. (Megyn Kelly must be freaking out that she can’t get her OUTRAGE!!!!!!! on for a while)

 

Let’s shows some sausage making!

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Did Kylie Jenner Get A Boob Job? Why Am I Being Paid To Write About This Shite?

The reason you’re being paid to do that is because that’s what the news media is all about anymore, you lie to elect Dems or you do click-bait articles with “boob” and “sex” in the headline.

But the important part is that the story actually shows us the MO of the news media very succinctly. The quoted bits are from his editor telling him how to write a hard-news article.

“The last thing we want is readers to think we have an opinion, we’ve got to disguise that with suggestive yet subtle language, but don’t make it obvious. We’re judging her for having the boob job, but we don’t want our readers to realise that, we’ve got to stay on the fence about these things and invite them to judge instead”. Well, fucking fair play for stating the obvious Siobhan. Last thing we’d want is our readers thinking is that we only publish this shit pretending there’s a ‘controversial this or that’, just to get them nice and annoyed.

Frame it so that the speculation about the boob job comes from another publication, copy and paste if needed. Or if you can’t get that just use some randomers tweets on Twitter”. Loud and clear Siobhan. Plenty of random tweets out there. Should be easy.

The subject doesn’t matter, our fine media betters do the same thing with every story. They start out with the conclusion then change the facts to fit The Narrative!. It’s what they do.

 

Let’s puppy blend for a couple.

This looks like an Acme-explosive kit to me. (now with extra anvil!)

Under the plan, the commerce secretary would designate the practice of currency manipulation as an unfair subsidy when employed by any country, instead of singling out China, said people briefed on or involved in formulating the policy. U.S. companies would then be in a position to bring antisubsidy actions themselves to the U.S. Commerce Department against China or other countries.

Isn’t that pretty much what we’ve been doing too? Keeping interest rates down and constantly printing more money so we can afford to pay off the huge debt Obama and the GOP ran up.

 

This looks like an Acme-explosive rioting kit to me.

For the past three weeks, Democratic protesters have swarmed Republican town hall events across the country, booing, shouting down and trying to embarrass GOP lawmakers seeking to gut ObamaCare.

In the coming weeks, grassroots conservatives will be fighting back.

FreedomWorks, the Tea Party-aligned outside group, beginning next month will be organizing rallies and urging its nearly 6 million activists to turn out at town hall events to ensure members of Congress are also getting an earful from ObamaCare detractors.

Those totally peaceful lefty rioters are not known to take dissent very peacefully and I think the used-to-be really peaceful Tea Party types are all outta cheeks to turn.

 

There are a bunch of chucklers today, some on purpose, some not.

Majority of voters oppose privatizing ATC!!!!

When did alexthechick become not a private person? I know I’ve never seen any pics.

 

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding this.

In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.

…“This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed.”

Man do I wish Trump would do that. The freaking out by the media as America is rolling around on the floor laughing would be all about teh awesome.

 

Back in the 80s, Times Square was not a very safe place. It was full of drug dealers, hookers, sidewalk hustlers and the businesses were mostly sex shops with peep shows. At 20 years old, my friend and I were mugged there, just standing on the sidewalk waiting for another friend.

Then, Benito Guiliani showed you can tame the city and Times Square became all Disneyfied, the low-lifes moved off a few blocks, it actually caused a sort of, hooker-inspired gentrification in Hell’s Kitchen. The class of low-life there skyrocketed.

So how’s Times Square doing?

Times Square Mickey Mouse charged with stealing from tourist

Heh, so you can get mugged again but now it’s by Disney! That’s fusion!

 

We’ve all seen our fine lefty friends are freaking out over the most innocuous things, but this has to take the cake.

parotty

The reason it takes the cake is cuz you can’t have cake without milk!

*smack*

Sorry.

Coupla vids. The first is fucking scary as hell, the second is very damn cool.

 

Bionic fucking cats? Jebus, you realize they’d eat us if they were strong enough, don’t you?

 

All the stories on this holographic deal are French so I can’t find out the deal, but that’s fucking cool.

 

 

You realize we’re less than 10 years from having a working holodeck? Can hot aliens babes be far behind?

 

aliceaitch and Moronpundit? Could the boss be far behind? alexthechick? It’s Vintage, Duh?  sockless joe? The professor and Maryann, here on gigglesin island!

Bring Back the Cobs!

But first, let’s tube.

Let’s start with the absolutely funniest item you’ll see all fucking year.

“I am honered [sic] to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States!” he wrote from @realDonaldTrump before quickly taking down the misspelled message.

He reposted the tweet with the correct “honored,” but doing so may have violated The Presidential Records Act, which requires the preservation of presidential records, according to reports.

Suddenly the media is interested in destruction of gov’t correspondence. I’d bet they don’t even see their own standard standard. See MPs post below for a proper response.

 

With Harry Reid leaving I guess there’s a despicability vacuum in Congress.

 

You’ll wonder what I mean until you get to 30 seconds. Then you’ll have an urge to spit on her, so put up your screen now.

 

There’s a new sheriff in town.

Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.

The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.

 

Awwww, poor widdle snowflakes, they thought felony destruction would be fun and consequence free.

I do think they could use this as a “mitigating circumstances” thing in the sentencing phase.

Broadcast icon Larry King wrote on Twitter Friday that anti-Trump protestors in Washington, DC, took their anger out on his car.

“Protestors in DC smashed the windows of my hired SUV…

That’s a public service right there.

 

Violence at Trump Rally  Kills!

A Nigerian separatist group says the death toll has risen to 20 after a demonstration in support of U.S. President Donald Trump turned into clashes with police.

Nigeria had a Trump rally? That’s pretty cool. Well, except for the AKs and machetes. But then, that’s from another Dem constituency, gov’t thugs.

 

Akbar Britain!

The number of so-called minicab rapes is snowballing to such an extent that a British judge has issued a warning that no woman can expect to be safe while traveling in a cab….

However, a much acclaimed report produced by the London Metropolitan Police Service estimates that on average there are a total of 1,125 sexual assaults, including rapes, each year involving minicab drivers in just London; this works out to approximately 22 sexual assaults against women by taxi drivers each week in England’s capital city alone.

 

That’s how conquerors act.

 

Yeah, this post is NY Post-heavy, but that’s why it’s called a “post”, right?

Body armor of the future could be human hair!!!!!

Now, I don’t like to go against military procurement, but human hair?

Kagogi the Destroyer has the perfect fur for the military.

It’s very soft and fluffy. Not as soft as when he was a puppy, but he’s still soft. It’s very good insulation, he used to sit in the falling snow and get covered. He looked like a snow bank with Batman ears.

And the best part, it cares not for cactii.

tard-dog

He doesn’t rub against them like he’s scratching or shy away like he’s getting stabbed, he just leans against it. Notice the barrel cactus on the right is leaning, he’s pushed it to the side.

As for the saguaro cactus, I call them “caltrop cactii”, as those black stabbers fall and leave a spike sticking straight up. I’ve had them go through my leather flip-flops, through my foot and into my heel-bone. He ignores them. Notice there’s a patch with some Kagogi hair on them and below that the stabbers are worn away.

If his fur can stop that, I figure it’s just a matter of making felt out of it to make it bullet proof.

Now, I don’t know for sure if it’ll stop a bullet, but I do know that when he was a year old or less he was hit by a car, fell out of a second story window down to hard ground and fell out of another second story window down about 8 or so feet to hard, wooden, deck stairs and the only thing he had to show for it was a couple cuts when he was hit by the car.

I figure they could clone him and get all the fur they need. You could knit another dog every week just from what he sheds. You could brush him every day and get a huge a pile of fur from late-spring to early-fall. It’s ridiculous. I do know that every bird nest around here is black. They fight over his fur every morning on my front stoop.

Just don’t let the ‘subjects’ loose. Well, unless you want to devastate a region. He’s not called Kagogi the Destroyer for nothing.

The best part about the 60s for music? No 80s music.

Let’s go tubin’!

Important, Above The Post Update!

See? I like the cut of her gibberish!*

I do not even know the way I stopped up right here, however I believed this post was once good.
I do not realize who you are however definitely you’re going to a famous blogger when you aren’t already ;
) Cheers!

 

Now, I’m not really sure what the hell she’s saying (kind of like many of my posts) except I deserve to be a famous blogger! Darn tootin’. I think the gibberishneess might actually be an homage to my style of blogging!

*Joke stolen from the deservedly short-lived Tick tv show

Now, back to me proved whyI am deserve of be famous.

Take it away Veeshir

First, I say we look at Egypt’s descent into chaos. It’s not really funny, but it has some seriously comedic moments. (spoiler alert: It’s the Jews)

Egypt doesn’t have enough diesel fuel.

Which makes me think about two things.

A) Egypt is an oil producing nation.  This shows us the weakness of most of the oil tick nations,they don’t do anything with the oil except have westerners pump it and sell it to others to refine it. Just like Iran, they can’t do crap with their own product so they have shortages.

The other thing is really just a concern, how are they going to fuel the truck bombs for their coming, 12-sided civil war? Hell, how are they going to make them extra boomy without diesel? Poor, jihadi bastids.

We have Egyptians violently protesting everything, including pro- and anti-government protests and  even riots over the sentencing of soccer hooligans,.

So the new jihadis running Egypt passed a law outlawing protests and set about making sure the police are all armed.

They tried to pass that law a few months ago but the people just about went berserk, so now that he has his police armed the head jihadi can get about establishing his Islamic Paradise On Earth (complete with whippings, rapings and now with extra amputations!)

It’s a good thing Deer Leader threw Mubarak under the bus without a plan for the aftermath. It’s other people’s jobs to clean up his messes.

I was going to stay overseas but I think that’s enough for now, people threatening to kill us all is isn’t so funny as we watch a country kill itself as our fine betters ignore it.

So let’s go close to home.

More on that ‘debate’ we’re having over guns.

One of the major gun-control efforts in Olympia this session calls for the sheriff to inspect the homes of assault-weapon owners.

Jeebus, now I’m not encouraging anything, but if you want to start the revolution early, choosing to home-invade the best armed people is surely a good way to go about it.

I love this bit.

The bill’s backers say that was a mistake.

Yeah, that was for the next law when people refused to turn in their assault weapons with the scary shoulder thing that goes up.

Which leads us to another Gateway Pundit link that I’m surprised Drudge hasn’t drudgtaposed with the previous one.

at the peak of the Iraq war American troops were firing around 5.5 million rounds per month. At that rate, DHS is armed now for a 24-year Iraq war.

Everybody knows guerrilla wars can take a long time if they have a secure base (Hellooooo Texas).

Speaking of disarming the law-abiding, it’s a good thing these people weren’t armed or they might have killed someone!

Like this kill-crazy, PTSD guy back from killing our fine, Talibrothers.

Cook, at the age of 25, was shot and killed earlier this month in East Chicago as he shielded Antoine from gunfire, likely saving the young boy’s life.

See? If had had a gun who knows? There might have been a gunfight!

This guy I refuse to joke about.

The father, identified as Maurice Harris, 36, got into a struggle with the suspects (home-invasiony suspects V) when they tried to gain entry into his 11-year-old daughter’s bedroom, police told FoxNews.com. The father was fatally shot in the struggle.

Fuck. I’d like to think I’d do the same. I certainly hope so.

Saying Fuck You to gov’t is every American’s right. That’s a link with a few gunmakers (no real biggies so far) and even Cheaper than Dirt saying they won’t deal with NY.

Another group saying Fuck You to gov’t, this one I don’t agree with, but that I will defend to the death your right to be killed by the murderous maniac of your choice while I point and laugh!

dozens of protesters rallied outside Los Angeles police headquarters Saturday in support of (the murderous killer out west who was killed in what appeared to be a police execution done Live! on TV, they’re exploring PPV rights for the next one)

Idjits. Twas a sordid affair and nobody is coming out of it not looking shit.
This is something I’ve thought about but never really attempted to put into a coherent post (I swear, I’ll do a coherent post not involving boobs soon!).
It’s about making fun of the “The Founding Fathers Meant Muskets” idiocy.
It’s a good read, but he leaves out two I would have put in.
First, as he notes there were lots of non-musket guns floating around, including early rifled, breach-loaders.
But I would have tied that with the fact that they made the Constitution so it could encompass change, by adding states, changing the size of the gov’t in response, the amendment process. Would they really have not thought about the second most important amdendment to encompass change?
Especially, as he noted, it was a time of rapid development in the weapon business. It was barely more than 100 years from matchlocks and wheellocks.
Another thing he doesn’t really touch on is one I like to say to people who say that to me (but I’m an asshole),
“I absolutely agree. Hard core dude. I mean, the musket was the premier weapon of the military at the time so what you’re saying is I need a fully automatic M-16.”
For some reason I’m the only one who thinks that’s funny.
On this one I’ll be going against the conventional wisdom.
So this guy posted a picture of Sgt Storm of the Plastic Commandos with his realistic Mortar, also in the picture was the guy’s bunker made out of the TV remote and a glass of Hi-C. So the police rightfully responded.
But, you’re saying, it’s just an action figure!
To which I say, pshaw. How soon they forget, do you forget when Jihadi Mo took GI Joe hostage and threatened to cut off his kung-fu grip hand?
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The War On (Plastic) Terror isn’t going to go away just because we wish it away!
Now something that’s just sort of stupid.  The headline is “This woman covered herself in Twilight tattoos and you’ll never guess why!”, I saw it at the Puppy Blender, the headline is obviously just link bait so I wouldn’t click if I were you.
Now, we all know why she did it, she’s an idiot. But I was curious to see what ridiculous rationalization she made for why it wasn’t idiocy. Brace yourselves for this shocking reason! She did it because……….. she liked the books!
Wait, what? That’s what I won’t believe?
Okay, some scary, funny, endy stuff.
You all know I’ve been making fun of Global Warming (hosannahs) for a while, I think I’m in trouble.
We’ve all seen the Global Warming List of all the things caused by Global Warming. I made fun of that list.
But what if it’s true? Seriously? What if the Himalayan glaciers were receding at half the speed of sound until Gaia paused Global Warming?
So if we assume Global Warming is real, we have to assume the most ridiculous things we can think of are real.
Which means that CNN tool was absolutely correct that Global Warming Causes Asteroids!
Al tapdancing Gore folks, it’s right in front of us!
The hit in Russia, the near miss the 15th, and some more!
Somewhere out there Gaia has some gigantic, celestial straw and She’s spitballing asteroids at us!
The logic is impeccable, so long as you accept that Global Warming is, in fact, the one, true religion.

Revenge, You Say?

Posted: November 4, 2012 by Edward von Bear in Brevity etc., Edumakashun, Occupy My Asscrack

Given the dustup over the “revenge” comment made by Obama and the subsequent “love of country” retort by the Romney team, I thought about revenge. To the left, revenge and avengement for past grievances, be they real or imagined, is nothing new; in fact, revenge fuels much of their policy and agenda motivation. So, getting worked up about a lefty uttering that word initially did not get me worked up. Ditto for Romney’s “love of country” comment.

But then I thought of something: what about this country? What has it been through the last four years? What has happened to the hopes, dreams, ambitions, and expectations of so many people since January 2009? What has happened to our standing in the world? What about the Constitution, our ability to defend ourselves, or the promise for a better tomorrow? In essence, what has happened to my country, your country, our country, and who facilitated this shittiness?

That’s why I do have revenge in mind with my vote. I fucking have revenge in mind for what has been inflicted upon this country. I have revenge in mind as I seek to see those who did this to us retired from office. And I fucking have revenge in mind, since I love this country too much to see those who this to it granted another shot to ruin it even further via the legal means granted to us.

Amoebafuck those in power with the ballot and the legal avenues to remove them from office bestowed upon us as a birthright. We are this close to voting the left out out of office and into the fuckbin of history, so don’t let up now.

That is all.

Then we too can have 100 million people living at a 1960’s standard of living (with cooler electronics).

Elizabeth Warren is just a font of current, leftish, Conventional Wisdom Handed Down From On High and she can’t keep her mouth shut about it. Which makes her surprisingly useful.

Here she is praising China while wishing we were more like them.

The ad juxtaposes robust Chinese cranes and dump trucks with decaying American bridges and idle but sympathetic-looking American workers wearing hard-hats.

First, what about all that stimulizing? Wasn’t that supposed to be about infrastructure? So now you want a few $trillion more?

Second, this is how our fine, social, moral, political and intellectuals think. They really think China is a model instead of a commie hell-hole where the commie dictatorship works 95% of the population in conditions basically the same as 1,000 years ago (the biggest difference is a diesel “ox” that takes the place of the oxen in the rice paddies) while keeping the other 5% living at a non-shithole standard of living.

All wrapped up in a commie dictatorship.  What’s not to love? Besides, it’s been like 20 years since they last murdered democracy-agitators. And no, that’s not because the people have learned a lesson from their slaughter.

Of course, the reason people like Warren think China is a good model is because they think they’ll be the ones on top. All we dim folks from fly-over country will be benevolently guided by our betters so of course they deserve to have us support them in a manner befitting their place in the world.

You can tell they’re better and smarter because they’re all independent-minded, which you can tell by the way they all believe in the exact same things while ignoring any contrary facts… or else.

The worst part is that idea that they’re better and smarter than the rest of us permeates our whole political class, they just wish we would shut up, send them money and vote. The Tea Party is getting rid of those people slowly but surely.

Which brings up another funny thing. Contra our media and political betters, the Tea Party is the best way to avoid violence. If the occutards ever really become a national, broadly-based movement, chaos is the only possible result.

The different folks who make up the Tea Party are trying to get rid of crappy pols like Elizabeth Warren while putting in ones who aren’t economic illiterates with a huge sense of entitlement.

The other choice appears, to me at least, to be societal collapse and an occutard country. When you can’t pay for stuff, you won’t.

What happens when millions of old folks are no longer getting their social security and/or pensions? What happens when the choice is really and truly between paying the police or paying the various forms of welfare?  As an aside, I figure in that case California pays welfare and then, with all the police moved to Arizona and Utah, California turns all “Escape From LA”.  The other choice isn’t any better of course, but it has the virtue of not being surrender.

I figure the first response will be that the gov’t prints more and more money to pay that stuff and we have triple digit inflation.

Can’t happen? Yeah, it’s not as if it’s happened before.

Need hotassery, I have some Jeniffer Connelly pics left over from the last one. (more…)

The Occutards claimed they were going to get voilent at CPAC

Speakers will be physically assaulted, not just verbally confronted,” the source told Scribe in an email. Two Occupiers, who the source also identified as members of the New Black Panther Party, “said they would be disappointed if they didn’t get arrested and planned to ‘make it count.’”

The source quoted another protester as saying, “Mitt [Romney] has Secret Service now, but [Newt] Gingrich and [Andrew] Breitbart don’t,” seemingly suggesting that the latter two would not be as heavily guarded.

It doesn’t get too much more explicit than that.

Now they’ve gotten violent. (updated link, not the same as original but I can’t find that one) Update, One tool was arrested for attacking an officer.

The police need to arrest these tools and have some serious charges, but they won’t.

Isn’t premeditation supposed to make a crime worse? “Sure I did, but it just kind of happened” isn’t as serious as, “Of course I did it, and I went there intending to do it!”

Our political, social, intellectual and moral betters are encouraging left wing violence. They talk about all the incipient violence at Tea Parties (they’re about to get voilent! They’re using racial code words!) while lefties committing felonious violence are “mostly peaceful”, the police know the deal (just look at cops at tea party events vs at leftist riots) but the courts and people whose job it is to decide on charges are using kid gloves.

It’s not going to end well, and of course Minitrue will just ignore it (Look! Sarah Palin says Iran is allied with Russia! Stupid snowbilly breeder!)

H/T My desire to get the pic of the damaged Mustang off the top of the page, except for the damage that looks just like my car and I don’t like seeing it damaged.