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Can Something Blue Be Far Behind?

Posted: April 13, 2019 by veeshir in Democratic morality, Filthy Hippies, Fun With Media, GOP FAIL, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Liberal Fascism, Mideast Madness, Notes on the Revolution, Occupy My Asscrack, The "Justice" Dept., The Funniest Middle Of Civilization Ever!, Trump, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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Holy moly! We’re seeing new things! I mean, we’re seeing all the old things but with a new twist.

 

Trump is retweeting Judicial Watch discuss the coup, making me wonder if he’s actually considering my Fire the Dept of “Justice” and replace them with Judicial Watch” plan. That would be awesome.

 

Barr, the AG, told Congress about Obama and co. spying on Trump and the butthurt is awesome.

Evidence Free is going to make a comeback! Can Inadvertent and Incidental be far behind?

Let’s go back in timetwo years to March, 2017

Charles Krauthammer, who usually provides center-Right analysis, stated categorically that:
“It’s a farce, you know, the idea that everyone in this town – the media – the agencies – the congress – are running around chasing their tails on a story that everyone knows it’s not true, but having to pretend that it might be because he’s the President when we know how it’s going to end.”
This is absurd.

Yes, yes it was. I do have to wonder if it’s going to get more…how much more absurd it’s going to get. I’m not sure exactly how much more absurd we can survive.

Ace has a bunch of updates on his post that show testimony from years ago that maybe, possibly, could point out how it was an attempt at a coup. You should click over there, it’s in a much more compact form than the archives of various righty blogs from the last few years. The ‘new’ part is that our fine betters are having to notice it and/or twist into absurd contortions pretending they weren’t all in on that stupidity. They are facing a crisis. They might even have to admit to themselves that they were nitwits.

Now I wonder how happy normal Americans, even people who don’t like Trump, are going to react if there are no repercussions for felonious treason as our betters explain it away.

Is it time? Will there actually be repercussions? (warning: That’s a ‘busy’ page. Lots of stuff going on.)

The Justice Department’s watchdog is reportedly looking into an FBI informant who was a source for the bureau’s Russia investigation during the 2016 election cycle.

Inspector General Michael Horowitz’s investigators are asking questions about Stefan Halper, an American professor at Cambridge University, who met with members of President Trump’s campaign, according to the New York Times…

But wait! There’s still more!

Attorney General William Barr has assembled a “team” to investigate the origins of the FBI’s counterintelligence investigation into the Trump campaign, an administration official briefed on the situation told Fox News on Tuesday.

I have to admit, I’m even thinking of breaking out my GOP Voter Device for reals.

GOP Voter Device

I might even ‘arf’. I ain’t slapping my fins until there’s a perpwalk though.

Of course, it’s not really a Republican doing it, it’s Trump.

In spite of everything the GOP can do he’s still keeping on keeping on. They’re fighting him on his whole agenda, they just will not send him any legislation or even allow him to do what he’s trying to do. They don’t even ‘view with concern’ all the times the “Justice” Dept absolutely ignored everything judges involved in their cases had to say.

Especially considering this, someone from the RNC talking about Mueller.

MARTIN: What’s your reaction? I’m sure you have many, but what’s your top line reaction to today’s report?

DHILLON: Well, the president was completely vindicated and exonerated after two years of false allegations and really, what I consider to be a coup attempt against his presidency. But we are not cheering, most of us here on the Republican side, because it is atrocious and outrageous that the Department of Justice and the FBI and these other institutions were hijacked for a partisan end, and that for two years, our president was not allowed to fully carry out his agenda because of this cloud hanging over his presidency.

So far so good, then this

And I will also say on the other side, the Democrats in Congress don’t appear to be willing to let this go either. So I don’t think we’ve seen the end of this entire situation by a long stretch.

That’s code for, “We’ll work with our very good friends across the aisle to bring them to justice!”

It works better if you read that in John McCain’s voice and think of what legislation they’ll pass to make sure we can’t do what they did.

 

 

Here Trump’s going around Congress by doing a little creative funding,

White House officials will shift about $3.6 billion in military construction funds to build President Donald Trump’s controversial southern border wall

He’s reaching back to his construction days. Hmmmm, do you think he’ll pull out another of his faves, bankruptcy? How funny would it be if we went bankrupt. Our whole gov’t letting their phones go to voicemail. That could be a good alternative to an asteroid. Something to think about anyway.

 

Troll Level: Trumpian!

That’s getting around Congress by making them look like fools. Hypocritical fools.

Sure, he’s not very presidential in word but he surely is in deed and he’s fighting back. I’ll take it.

 

Semi-related,

Headline

There is no left left in Israel

The problem is that leftism has become utterly absurd and utterly untethered to reality.

America can survive that for a while, we’re strong and isolated from powerful enemies, Israel literally cannot survive pretending the community based reality is actual reality. They are constantly facing a literal existential threat so pretending idiocies can only ensure they’re all dead.

 

Evergreen headline:

SYRIA’S CIVIL WAR CONTINUES

Syria is a bucket of scorpions all killing each other as Allah intended.

Meanwhile, the Syrian Army continues to make indiscriminate attacks:

Huh, I didn’t realize there was a cease-fire.

You want to hear something funny? I wrote that before I read this

The Observatory said 10 people were killed in Tuesday’s attack in a “demilitarized” zone set up under the Turkish-Russian agreement.

Your shoelaces are untied!

Related, watching the Dems defend this

“CAIR was founded after 9/11 because they recognized that some people did something,

has been illuminating for many people who’d managed to avoid learning things about Dems.

 

Speaking of keeping people from learning bad things about Democrats, Jim Acosta has won an award for keeping Americans from learning bad things about Democrats while reporting made up bad things about the bad Orange Man!

 

The New York Press Club announced the recipient of their “Truth to Power” award: CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta.

The guy who was kicked out of the press room for acting like a petulant, spoiled, tantrumy 5 year old

Truth To Power!!!!! Which in the current issue of Newspeak has this non-artist’s rendition:

 

It’s stuff like that that lets you know exactly how imaginative the Babylon Bee is, it’s really hard to think up stuff more absurd than Dems already do. Remember this?

They’ve managed to get more absurd. That takes skill….real willful-ignorance!

 

A whine. I’m sick of the phone companies and computer companies and tech companies thinking they own my phone and my computer. I’m sick of my stuff constantly “updating”, which updates are usually just things they think I need, like changing the solitaire game or something equally important. Right now every time I play solitaire I get a dialogue box that asks if I want to go online and do fun stuff!!!. It doesn’t give me the option of “No”, I can do it now or later. Since I never play solitaire while I’m online, I think I piss it off.

My phone is full of Google apps. I keep turning them off and they keep turning back on. I can turn off “Google Location Service” a brazilion times and it comes back on a brazilion and one.

As most of us saw at Ace’s, Google does manually change searches so it’s harder to find stuff they don’t want us to find.

I’m about done with Amazon too. I just don’t trust those assholes. And we see this

Amazon.com Inc. employs thousands of people around the world to help improve the Alexa digital assistant powering its line of Echo speakers. The team listens to voice recordings captured in Echo owners’ homes and offices. The recordings are transcribed, annotated

It’s for your own good! You belong them Amazon. Just because I bought the Kindle and buy the books doesn’t mean I own them. Just as with my phone and my computer.

My kindle is also always updating, I can’t stop them from doing it. They’re not fixing anything, they’re just putting in spyware and ads. When I buy a new book and connect to the tubes, it often takes 5 minutes or more before it starts downloading my books.

I’m going to start figuring out another way to get e-books. I will buy lots of actual books, but there are Kindle writers, but I’ll probably get some of them on paper. I am thinking of getting another cheap Kindle and never connecting with the one I now own again.

 

Let’s end on the Feel Good Story of the Decade!

This guy met up with some Antifa Fightin’ Fascists. They found out that, while they’re big on the fascism part, they ain’t so hot at fighting.

Yes. We bullied Antifa. We punched them in the face. We took their flags. And we ate their pizza.

First and foremost, I want to boast that I got to punch a commie. In the defense of one of my fellow Americans that was being attacked, I actually got to punch a commie. Granted, he was a weak, noodle-y looking thing, but I got a shot in before the cops stepped in the middle of it and prevented more. I also got a souvenir from one of them. I kept offering to give it back to them if one of them was brave enough to come and take it from me; sadly, the cowards didn’t take me up on it. As I advised readers not long ago, get yourself to a protest.

Heh. RTWT, it’s pretty darn fun.

That it happened in Austin just makes it sweeter.

Reality V “Reality”

Posted: April 28, 2017 by veeshir in Democratic morality, Drunkblogging, Edumakashun, EUnuchstan, GOP FAIL, It's Science!, Liberal Fascism, minitrue madness, Nanny State, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Notes on the Revolution, Occupy My Asscrack, Trump 2020 Reelection Team, We're boned, Why I Hate People
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“Reality” is winning on points, but sooner or later reality will stage a comeback. Sorta like how it took a few decades before the reality that the Roman Empire had fallen was obvious to everybody.

First, I’m gonna disagree on this.

 

That’s not irony, that’s reality. Socialism always costs more than free enterprise. It’s just axiomatic.

The comment are funny too. Some people get very upset when you make fun of their religion.

 

Why didn’t we hear about this until now?

A federal grand jury provided FBI agents with subpoenas to inspect Hillary Clinton’s BlackBerry devices last year, court papers provided to Judicial Watch show.

And what happened to that issue?

The subpoenas “produced no responsive materials, as the requested data was outside the retention time utilized by those providers,”

Buried. Notice they were “outside the retention time”. In other words, the FBI worded the subpoenas so narrowly that anything not from a certain window (probably 2/1/15 3pm-2/1/15 3:05PM would be my guess) so that they could ignore what they found.

Lest we forget, the DO”J” is full of a bunch of lawless assholes and they made the FBI into Hillary’s Bitches.

 

Some people just refuse to accept reality.

Obamacare overhaul similarly fails, no honest analyst will be able to blame conservatives. Blame will belong wholly to centrist Republicans…

In every election campaign since 2010, every Republican has pledged to repeal Obamacare. Since Republicans rode that promise to a House majority that year, the House has voted more than 90 times for repeal (symbolic votes, all, under President Barack Obama). Now the Freedom Caucus has announced its support for an amended repeal bill, Republicans are closer than ever to finally delivering on their promise. It relies only on centrists to rejoin their party on this crucial issue for which the voters put them in office.

“Centrists” are just members in good standing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party. They do not want to lose the power over us that Obamacare gives them. If they don’t control our lives, they cannot demand bribes and kickbacks on how they dole out our rights.

The GOP has lied to us. It’s much harder to keep Obamacare going than to get rid of it. So they’re busy making sure it does not go away.

Our best hope is the GOP fucks us again so Trump just undoes all the memoes, phone calls and executive orders Obama did to keep it from imploding.

 

I watched Shep for a few minutes the other day, he was talking about Venezuela and he acted as if the protestors were getting violent. He showed them in Gas Masks!!!!!!!!! but he called them, “Masks”, as in, “Protestors wearing masks!!!!!!” and then a few images of violent protestors building barricades.

Then he showed gov’t folks shooting tear gas into the crowds. Shep did not notice or mention that maybe, just fucking maybe Shep you leftist piece of shit, the protestors were wearing those “masks” because the murderous forces of the murderous dictator/nee secret policeman were murdering protestors!

Repression in Caracas on Wednesday was probably the worst in three weeks of protests. While usually satisfied with choking us but allowing us some margin of movement, this time they used enough tear gas to make us reconsider coming back, or prevent a gathering altogether.

Yesterday, Juan Pablo Pernalete Llovera, a 20-year old student, was murdered. A tear gas canister hit him in the chest as he protested in Altamira and, sadly, he arrived at Salud Chacao with no vital signs.

Nah. To the piece of shit leftists in Minitrue (hey Shep!), the forces of a socialist gov’t are ‘good’, protestors against them are ‘bad’.

When they don’t ignore it. Venezuela is exploding and it was blatantly obvious that it was going to happen to everyone except our Elites!, cuz they’re idiots.

 

Mister We Could Use A Man Like Phillip Of Macedon Again!

Protesters have stormed the parliament of the Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia, and assaulted the leader of the Social Democrats in a bid to stop the formation of a new government.

See, they’re thinking.

I wonder how long until that happens here and how Minitrue will blame me when it’s masked leftists doing it. Most righties will just ignore them. There is no rule of law, why pretend we still have it and act as if Congress is important? Only our imperial judiciary and Trump matter right now. Congress has spent the last decades abdicating their responsibilities, ever since Clinton’s impeachment when they realized the media was more powerful.

 

Okay, I don’t know French attitudes, but this makes me laugh. Macron is the far leftist left in the race against the FAR RIGHT HATER!!!!! LePen.

 

“In the next three months after I am elected, there will be a decision on Poland,” Macron told reporters of several regional French newspapers including Ouest-France. “You cannot have a European Union which argues over every single decimal place on the issue of budgets with each country, and which, when you have an EU member which acts like Poland or Hungary on issues linked to universities and learning, or refugees, or fundamental values, decides to do nothing.”
Macron’s comment indicates the staunchly pro-EU candidate, who promises to reassert France’s leading position within the bloc and play an integral role in shaping its future, will actively enforce the bloc’s democratic liberal values at a time when EU leaders are faced with reshaping and shoring up solidarity within the union pre-Brexit.

That’s probably a winner, the EU was supposed to be a way for France to rule Europe, they can’t allow them lowlife Poles and Hungarians to think they control their countries!

Recall, the Hungarians are not allowing Muslim refugees in their country. They even respond to violence with violence! All right thinking people know that you don’t counter violence with violence! You figure out how you angered the poor-downtrodden people and appease them. Unless they’re not an approved lefty group, then you crush them.

 

Okay, I’d say this is a loser.

The National Front’s history of anti-Semitism intruded on the French election campaign again on Friday as polls suggested front-runner Emmanuel Macron’s 20-point lead may be narrowing a touch.

Marine Le Pen’s far-right party forced acting president Jean-Francois Jalkh to step aside after comments from 17 years ago questioning the Holocaust resurfaced in the French media,

If there’s one thing most French don’t care about it’s who hates the people from That Shitty Little Country. It is pretty funny that the lefties who hate Jews as much as most Arabs are acting all, “Oooh, look at the anti-Semitism!”

 

Speaking of Nazis, I think I found the original maker of Billy Bier.

once was an actual Hitler of shithead relatives — and no, not that one, either. In a quirky twist of fate, the Universe saddled even that goose-stepping genocidal maniac with a slimy, opportunistic, clingy black sheep to ruin his Christmases: Adolf’s “loathsome nephew,” Willy Hitler…

On the strength of his last name alone, Willy gained access to all the parties, women, and cocktail shrimp Berlin had to offer. It was wild. Gaggles of Hitler groupies lined up for the chance to get their Aryan mitts on Willy’s little willy. On the family side, however, things weren’t going too great. Dissatisfied with his crappy job at the bank, Willy asked Uncle Adolf to help him get a better grip on those evil coattails of his. It was around this time that the fuhrer starting referring to Willy as “my loathsome nephew” and accusing him of trying to “climb on my back.”

Sounds like a cross between Billy Carter and Roger Clinton.

 

This is fucked up. I’m not sure who the players are, I do know the TWP are white nationalists but I don’t know anything else about them and I’m not sure if Anti-fa are involved or just mentioned later on. Since the organizers for the rally are all Dems, I’m gonna guess they’re not anti-fascist, just anti-other-people’s-fascists. Like in Iraq how Sunnis liked Sunni terrorists and Shiites liked Shiite terrorists.

Organizers began planning the Rally for Equality and American Values at the University of Pikeville back in February, almost as soon as the Traditionalist Worker Party announced its intention to converge on Pikeville for a rally.

In a statement posted to the group’s Facebook event page shortly before 4:30 today, organizer Ariana Velasquez said organizers unanimously decided to postpone the event, after consulting with law enforcement, public officials and university administration.

In the statement, she said “unforeseen credible threats” forced the decision to cancel in order to protect the safety of participants.

I do have high hopes for this though.

“The TWP has become expert in obeying the letter of the law while getting as close as possible to inciting violence. The ARA and ANTIFA will stand nose to nose with the TWP in an attempt to shout them down. Unfortunately, they may also be planning a more violent conflict.

Now if we could just get the Westoro Baptist FreakShow to get involved we could have some guilt-free violence to watch. Watching nazis beat fascists is hilarious.

 

Has anybody heard about this?

An American paramedic working with a security watchdog in eastern Ukraine has been killed after the vehicle he was in drove over a mine.

The US citizen, who has not been named, was part of a patrol involved in the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe’s (OSCE) Special Monitoring mission in the country.

Two other monitors, a German and a Czech, were injured in the blast, near Luhansk. It has led US officials to call for a ‘full, transparent investigation’.

 

Why haven’t we heard of an American being killed by Tsar Putin I’s cossacks?

But since signing deal the sides appear stuck in a stalemate broken periodically by sharp resurgences of fighting that Kiev and the Kremlin accuse each other of instigating.

Tillerson told Poroshenko that although Washington wanted better ties with Moscow, ‘Russia´s actions in eastern Ukraine remain an obstacle’.

On Monday Russia’s deputy foreign minister, Sergei Ryabkov, also called for an investigation to be conducted into the explosion.

Oh, the Russians are going to investigate!

We could lend them some of our crack FBI agents from the Hillary Task Force!!!!, they’re good at covering up crimes.

 

Canada is getting a look at the reality that is their place in the world.

Nobody’s going to invade Canada unless they’re already at war with us, but Canada cannot project power and Russia wants the oil under Arctic ice that Canada wants.

Guess who’s most likely going to get it?

Russia unveils its newest Arctic base

Russia has unveiled a new military base as part of its buildup in the Arctic region, and has provided a tour — albeit a virtual one on your computer.

The tsar willing to go to war to get it. Canada surely isn’t.

Funny, what with their problems with illegal immigration and now a warlike neighbor, they could use a Trump. But they have a Kelso.

 

The reality of the state of politics in America.

A two-bit political gadfly named Thomas Lopez-Pierre has been running for City Council on an outrageous platform that calls for stopping “greedy Jewish landlords” from committing “ethnic cleansing” against blacks.

Yawn. Typical Democrat so far.

as Jewish groups and leaders demanded he be booted out of the Democratic Party.

Wait, why? Isn’t that the official Democrat Party Platform? Black Lives Matter, not zionist lives.

Here’s where I wonder if he’s planning on joining the GOP.

In the midst of this firestorm a GoFundMe called “Stop Thomas Lopez-Pierre Hate Campaign” suddenly popped up and was so successful, it raised $5,781.

But anyone who donated hoping to actually stop Lopez-Pierre is going to be sorely disappointed — because the page was created by the candidate himself to scam money from his foes.

“I call it bait and switch,” Lopez-Pierre actually bragged to The Post.

“I intend to use the money to pay for my marketing expenses. The people who are doing this [donating] oppose me. I thank them for their support.”

How is that different from winning election after election and raking in $millions in donations precisely to repeal Obamacare and then not repealing Obamacare? How about how they boned us on illegal immigration?

So a Dem platform with GOP tactics. A Centrist!

 

I’m all for this.

And now the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) has examined what happens to the data that’s collected from students using technology in the classroom. They released the results of an extensive survey covering students in grades K-12.

What they found was that little work has been done to protect the privacy of the student information that is collected from both the classroom and from using the online software the schools issue for use at home on the students’ own devices. They found that while many school districts have embraced technology and all of the benefits it can bring to the schools and students, often little thought has been given to one of the unintended consequences of this: the students’ privacy.

School is for learning. Let them learn what their betters think of them. Right now, they seem to think our fine betters give a shit about them. That’s a dangerous belief. Our betters only care about our voting for them, sending them money and shutting the fuck up.

 

Speaking of schools and learning, is Duke actually going to stop going all in on social justice and SCIENCE!!!!!! and actually do some science?

We have another study from Duke University that shows groundwater isn’t being polluted by fracking, despite the cries from the environmentalists that the process, which is used to tap into natural gas resources. It’s been the crux of their narrative against this sector of the economy that’s rapidly growing throughout the country. The study was three years in the making, peer reviewed, and was recently published in the European journal Geochimica et Cosmochimica Acta.

 

Heretics! Burn them! They do have to state the obvious to try to keep up their SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! cred.

They did say that surface water might be impacted due to spills:

So what you’re saying is that spilling oil on the ground means there will be oil on the ground and it could run into waterways that go through the ground? The deuce you say!

 

Macauley Culkins parents are the scum of the Earth and should be jailed, at least, for what they did to their kid.

If, like so many pop fans, you have always yearned to see a three-minute music video that brings together Bill Clinton, Garfield’s cartoon owner Jon Arbuckle and a Viagra-taking George Washington wearing a virtual reality headset, then your agonizing wait is finally over…

The video features the founding father apparently pleasuring himself to the vision of Kurt Cobain—played by Macaulay Culkin—being whipped, nailed to a cross and declared “King of the Cucks.”

 

Poor bastid. First his parents took all his money and then they sold him to Michael Jackson. So sad.

 

Road Trip?

Sheela-na-gigs are carvings of naked, old women exposing an exaggerated vulva.

More than 110 Sheela-na-gigs have been found in Ireland…

Heritage Ireland mapped the location of every sculpture in the country using National Monument data.

Michael Starrett, Heritage Council Chief Executive, said: ‘HeritageMaps.ie a fantastic tool for learning, discussion and interpretation, making cultural data available to everyone.

Vulvoyage!

 

At least, unlike the Mona Lisa, we know why she’s smiling.

 

Sometimes things that seem so brilliant are the opposite.

Police say an Ohio man called 911 to request a police dog to help track down heroin allegedly stolen from him.

That epitomizes the sentiment most people have had, “It seemed like a good idea at the time!”

 

I did this with a 72 Chevelle Malibu and a dumpster instead of a bicycle and a wall.

The girl bending over into her car turned around just as I hit the dumpster at about 5mph. I didn’t get her number.

True Or False?

Posted: February 28, 2017 by veeshir in Brevity etc., EUnuchstan, Fun With Media, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, It's Always a Good Time to include Sheldon Cooper PhD, It's Science!, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, Occupy My Asscrack, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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False

On February 19, 2017, 60 Minutes broadcast a segment about Remington Arms Company, LLC and two tragic incidents which occurred in 2011.  In narrating the details related to each incident, 60 Minutes omitted and misrepresented key facts which would have allowed the viewer to have an accurate and complete understanding about each.  For example, 60 Minutes knew but did not disclose that both of the rifles in question were examined and tested by forensic scientists employed by each state’s crime lab and were found to be in proper working order.  Remington provides this response to offer a more complete record of the relevant facts and a comprehensive overview of the incidents described in the story, and the recall which was at the center of the story.

They’re trying to ‘audi’ Remington. They should understand that Remington is not a EUnuch company.

 

True

Back in September, I testified before the House Financial Services Committee on the allegation that the Obama administration had paid Iran a ransom—at the time it was believed to be $400 million but it was later revealed that the figure was more than three times that amount—in cash for the release of American hostages held by Iran.

Like so many ‘revelations’ from the Age of Obama, we all saw this happen. In real time. The only people who didn’t know that are the ones who get their news from Minitrue.

 

False

Spanish inflation hit 3 percent in February compared to the same month last year…

Ministers also downplayed any fears for Spain’s economic recovery and believe inflation will be below 2 percent in the second quarter of the year.

“We don’t see it as a threat,” Marisa Poncela, secretary of state for trade, said of the inflation trend in an interview published in Expansion newspaper on Monday.

The funniest part is that they expect their serfs to believe it.

 

False

Fourth Circuit Sets the Stage for a New National Gun Ban

 

They’re setting the stage for a revolution, civil war or War of Passive Aggression, depending on what we decide to call it after it’s over.

 

False

Rosie O’Donnell will lead an anti-Trump protest outside the White House Tuesday just before the president speaks to a joint session of Congress for the first time.

Rosie’s leading Trump’s 2020 reelection team.

 

True

A prediction: when the “Wall” along the southern border begins to be constructed, the left’s professional activists will implement an extensive disruption campaign…

Protestors will stand in the path of construction, just at activists have, in the past, chained themselves to trees in the Northwest to stop logging.

At night, other operatives will target the Wall for destructive sorties. Those may occasionally include the use of light explosives, easily smuggled from Mexico.

It will be the American version of the French Resistance, only this time fighting for fascism against freedom.

 

Well, true so far as it goes. The backlash will not be pleasant. The funniest part will be when the really thuggish illegal types start raping and murdering the lefties who are “protecting” them.

 

False

Protest Is Increasingly Becoming Criminalized In America

Unfortunately, it appears this trend is about to get a lot worse following the DAPL protests and increased activism we’ve seen since Trump’s election. As The Hill reports:

 

No, the protests are increasingly becoming criminal in America, what with all the masks and molotovs and bricks and the glavin!

See, it’s the Hill, they have to obfuscate and lie. They would never mention that lefty-paid-for protests are just “free-violence” zones, not violence-free zones as lefties like to pretend.

consistent/1000 words

 

False! replacing True!

Fools are getting tats based on Elizabeth, Fork-ed Tongue, Warren.

Persist We Much!

When I saw the headline on it I was wondering how they were going to change their Bernie tattoos into Fauxcahontas ones but lefty nitwits are getting tatoos based on a fake American Indian instead of a real socialist.

Eh, maybe 2017 just wants the crazy to come at a slower pace than 2016 so we’ll have to wait.

 

False

Mark Cuban: Why I threw a Twitter hissy fit

If Mark Cuban doesn’t find it funny, he’s using his influence to try to force you into swallowing your laughter…

Cuban, who has taken offense to the media’s coverage of his team in the past, charged the San Francisco-based company with confusing humor with disrespect, and threatened Bleacher Report until the tweet was gone…

When Levy came to the social media team’s defense in his response, arguing that “sometimes bold tag lines are used” to connect with Millennials, Cuban fired back with another threat.

“This is an issue where if it’s not down immediately, I’ll communicate with the millennials in the way I know how to,” he wrote. “Your choice.”

As soon as Bleacher Report deleted its tweet, which it acknowledged in a separate, cryptic post to Twitter, Cuban recalled his ammunition, deleting all of his own tweets that referenced the feud.

 

No, you had your hissy fit because you’re a totalitarian thug who doesn’t allow ungood thoughts.

Which makes your hissy fit at Trump even funnier.

 

Kinsley Truth! with a lie

Mayor Bill de Blasio admitted Monday he has a long history of doing favors for community members who need help with city business —

but claims it’s OK because he “never pressures” his department heads.

Yeah, see,

A member of Mayor de Blasio’s transition team was released from jail after a top NYPD official received a phone call from the mayor inquiring about the arrest…

but Sgt. Ed Mullins, president of the Sergeants Benevolent Association, tells the Post: “If a guy has a warrant, you don’t let him go. Period. There is no discretion. What if you release him [and] he drives a block, blows a red light and runs somebody over and kills him? As a [police] supervisor, you have a lot to answer for. If you’re the mayor, I get it, you have friends. Is it supposed to happen? No – but don’t be hypocritical about it. De Blasio condemned the people involved in ticket fix. He passed judgment. You can’t have a double standard.”

You can’t? Where the hell have you been? Their standard standard is their only standard.

I hope he’s reelected. I love to watch smug, superior NYers vote for such a relentlessly, totalitarianly, hypocrat.

 

False with an unintended True.

Headline

HOLIDAY ON THE SUN Nasa to launch Solar Probe Plus mission to the surface of the SUN to protect Earth from ‘huge solar event’

Seriously? My first thought was, “We can’t ‘reach the surface’ of the Earth with current materials tech, it’s sorta hot there.” Apparently the very first paragraph agrees with me.

The Solar Plus Probe will come within four million miles of the sun’s surface,

So  4 million miles is now “on”?

My second thought was that solar flares are bigger than the Earth. How the fuck are we supposed to affect something larger than the world when we can’t reach it?

Scientists hope it will unlock the mysteries of the Sun’s corona,…

And it is a prime spot for producing potentially devastating solar wind, flares and mass “ejections” that can reach Earth’s atmosphere.

So the headline should actual be Nasa is sending a probe most of the way to the Sun and are hoping to get some data on solar activity.

The truth I was talking about? “Journalists” are idiots who think we’re more stupider.

That’s what happens when you keep pretending Joe Biden isn’t an idiot. Sooner or later you become what you believe.

 

True

President Trump has invited the family members of those killed by illegal immigrants and the widow of Justice Antonin Scalia to attend his address to a joint session of Congress on Tuesday night.

What’s true about that?

Trump is the best troll on or off the ‘tubes. They’re there to counter the lefties “Look at these good immigrants!” message (where the “good immigrants” invariably are either associated with/are terrorists or are associated with/are felons).

 

True

‘LACK OF POLITICAL WILL’ SEES ITALY STUCK ON ASSISTED SUICIDE LAWS

Oh, not the stupidity about “political will”, the fact that totally tolerant lefties do not even understand how there can be a differing viewpoint with validity.

If their current Most Important Issue There Is is not enacted, it’s always due to cowardice by the politicians.

They never seem to understand the reason for that “cowardice”. The idea that the people who voted for them do not want that particular lefty fever.

 

True!

europeans

 

St. Somebody’s Day

Posted: February 14, 2017 by veeshir in Democratic morality, EUnuchstan, Exploding things, Fun With Media, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, It's Science!, Notes on the Revolution, Occupy My Asscrack
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70yearslater

It’s worse when you realize stuff like that before you die.

Let’s Tube!

I have a word of advice for Romanians who’ve been protesting their corrupt, Obama-style gov’t.

Romania’s parliament on Monday unanimously endorsed a presidential proposal for a nationwide referendum to get public support for the fight against corruption.

Keep watching them, right now they’re just trying to get you to shut up and go back to ignoring them. Don’t fall for it!

There is no time-frame yet and MPs’ backing for the plan is not binding.

But it does send a strong message…

See? This is the “Throwing fish at you to get you to clap your fins and honk your squeezy bulbs” phase. Keep reminding them about the “Decorating lamp post” phase.

 

In EUnuchstan, they don’t have freedom of spe… well, freedom of style of guess.

A Hitler lookalike has been arrested in Austria on charges of glorifying the Nazi era, local officials say.

The 25-year-old man reportedly calls himself Harald Hitler.

The man, sporting a side parting and a trademark moustache, had been seen having his photograph taken outside the house in Braunau am Inn in which Adolf Hitler was born.

He was arrested for dressing like Hitler, nothing more. I’m all for laws against murderous ideologies acting murderously ideological, but shouldn’t those laws require actual actions? I mean, I know why they have the laws, they don’t trust their serfs. That doesn’t mean I like it.

 

Let’s do some media bias.

Fakenewsers at the NY Times on the recent round-ups of extra-felony illegal aliens.

Federal immigration officials arrested more than 600 people across at least 11 states last week, detaining 40 people in the New York City area, law enforcement officials said on Sunday.

It remained unclear whether the actions by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were part of continuing operations to round up undocumented immigrants with criminal convictions or a ramping-up of deportations by the Trump administration.

Wait, you mean they didn’t tell you?

President Trump proclaimed on Twitter early Sunday morning: “The crackdown on illegal criminals is merely the keeping of my campaign promise. Gang members, drug dealers & others are being removed!”

But Gillian Christensen, acting press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, said, “The focus of these targeted enforcement operations is consistent with the routine, targeted arrests carried out by ICE’s Fugitive Operations Teams on a daily basis.”

That “But” in there in the second paragraph is not needed, unless you want to follow up with some lies to obfuscate the issue.

The contradiction heightened an already swelling fear among immigrants and their advocates.

Oh right.

Now remember this paragraph as you read what the Daily Mail reports.

“All these people are in violation of some sort of immigration law,” the official said, adding that some of their convictions included rape and aggravated assault.

Oh, so only “some”?

Akbar Britain’s Daily Mail.

Federal immigration officials are laying out a range of crimes that have been committed by a undocumented immigrants snatched up in immigration raids around the country over the last week.

This included those ‘convicted of crimes including, but not limited to, homicide, aggravated sexual abuse, sexual assault of a minor, lewd and lascivious acts with a child, indecent liberties with a minor, drug trafficking, battery, assault, DUI and weapons charges,’ according to the statement.

That doesn’t sound like “some” to me.

Remember, we have to learn bad news for Dem constituencies in furrin papers.

American papers are defending foreigners and foreign papers report on what’s going on. Aristophanes Approved!\

 

One of my favorite smells is working on showing that Hate-Crimes folks smell bad.

So I Documented A Hate Crime Incident Today…
I was inspired by this CBC article; Website to keep tabs on incidents involving hate in Alberta

I was so motivated I went straight to the STOPHATEAB.CA web site and filed my complaint.

I complained about an Anti-Ahmadi sect hate screed that the Muslims in Calgary web site has had published since at least 2016. I covered this hate screed last year and you can read about it here.

The hate screed states that the Ahmadi are apostates who spread filth and are allied with Israel. That’s pretty much a death sentence in Islam.

I expect the response to say, ‘Stop being so hatey! We go after right wing hate!” or something semantically equivalent but obfuscatory.

 

The Narrative! Is Everything!

The media luminaries have gone crazy after four journalists asked a series of legitimate questions about major international issues like immigration, national security, and trade policy of President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a joint press conference on Monday.
Media figures are furious that the journalists asked about real issues affecting people in both countries—the United States and Canada—rather than parroting the same anti-Trump narrative about National Security Adviser Gen. Michael Flynn that the media have been pushing all weekend.

There are two reasons the media is freaking out over Trump taking questions from non-important news outlets. The first is They’re Important and this makes them feel less important. The other is that the new folks don’t know which questions they’re supposed to ask to further The Narrative!. That pisses them off.

I’m not sure what to think about Flynn. On the one hand, I have no idea what’s going on (at least I admit it, Minitrue just makes up the worst interpretation), on the other hand this gives Minitrue a stick to beat Trump with. On the gripping hand, the Trump 2020 reelection committee is in full swing so they’ll overplay their OUTRAGE!!!! on this. (Megyn Kelly must be freaking out that she can’t get her OUTRAGE!!!!!!! on for a while)

 

Let’s shows some sausage making!

Headline

Did Kylie Jenner Get A Boob Job? Why Am I Being Paid To Write About This Shite?

The reason you’re being paid to do that is because that’s what the news media is all about anymore, you lie to elect Dems or you do click-bait articles with “boob” and “sex” in the headline.

But the important part is that the story actually shows us the MO of the news media very succinctly. The quoted bits are from his editor telling him how to write a hard-news article.

“The last thing we want is readers to think we have an opinion, we’ve got to disguise that with suggestive yet subtle language, but don’t make it obvious. We’re judging her for having the boob job, but we don’t want our readers to realise that, we’ve got to stay on the fence about these things and invite them to judge instead”. Well, fucking fair play for stating the obvious Siobhan. Last thing we’d want is our readers thinking is that we only publish this shit pretending there’s a ‘controversial this or that’, just to get them nice and annoyed.

“Frame it so that the speculation about the boob job comes from another publication, copy and paste if needed. Or if you can’t get that just use some randomers tweets on Twitter”. Loud and clear Siobhan. Plenty of random tweets out there. Should be easy.

The subject doesn’t matter, our fine media betters do the same thing with every story. They start out with the conclusion then change the facts to fit The Narrative!. It’s what they do.

 

Let’s puppy blend for a couple.

This looks like an Acme-explosive kit to me. (now with extra anvil!)

Under the plan, the commerce secretary would designate the practice of currency manipulation as an unfair subsidy when employed by any country, instead of singling out China, said people briefed on or involved in formulating the policy. U.S. companies would then be in a position to bring antisubsidy actions themselves to the U.S. Commerce Department against China or other countries.

Isn’t that pretty much what we’ve been doing too? Keeping interest rates down and constantly printing more money so we can afford to pay off the huge debt Obama and the GOP ran up.

 

This looks like an Acme-explosive rioting kit to me.

For the past three weeks, Democratic protesters have swarmed Republican town hall events across the country, booing, shouting down and trying to embarrass GOP lawmakers seeking to gut ObamaCare.

In the coming weeks, grassroots conservatives will be fighting back.

FreedomWorks, the Tea Party-aligned outside group, beginning next month will be organizing rallies and urging its nearly 6 million activists to turn out at town hall events to ensure members of Congress are also getting an earful from ObamaCare detractors.

Those totally peaceful lefty rioters are not known to take dissent very peacefully and I think the used-to-be really peaceful Tea Party types are all outta cheeks to turn.

 

There are a bunch of chucklers today, some on purpose, some not.

Majority of voters oppose privatizing ATC!!!!

When did alexthechick become not a private person? I know I’ve never seen any pics.

 

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding this.

In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.

…“This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed.”

Man do I wish Trump would do that. The freaking out by the media as America is rolling around on the floor laughing would be all about teh awesome.

 

Back in the 80s, Times Square was not a very safe place. It was full of drug dealers, hookers, sidewalk hustlers and the businesses were mostly sex shops with peep shows. At 20 years old, my friend and I were mugged there, just standing on the sidewalk waiting for another friend.

Then, Benito Guiliani showed you can tame the city and Times Square became all Disneyfied, the low-lifes moved off a few blocks, it actually caused a sort of, hooker-inspired gentrification in Hell’s Kitchen. The class of low-life there skyrocketed.

So how’s Times Square doing?

Times Square Mickey Mouse charged with stealing from tourist

Heh, so you can get mugged again but now it’s by Disney! That’s fusion!

 

We’ve all seen our fine lefty friends are freaking out over the most innocuous things, but this has to take the cake.

parotty

The reason it takes the cake is cuz you can’t have cake without milk!

*smack*

Sorry.

Coupla vids. The first is fucking scary as hell, the second is very damn cool.

 

Bionic fucking cats? Jebus, you realize they’d eat us if they were strong enough, don’t you?

 

All the stories on this holographic deal are French so I can’t find out the deal, but that’s fucking cool.

 

 

You realize we’re less than 10 years from having a working holodeck? Can hot aliens babes be far behind?

 

Well Shit

Posted: January 22, 2017 by veeshir in Democratic morality, FAIL Britannia!, Filthy Hippies, Fun With Media, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Liberal Fascism, Occupy My Asscrack, Why I Hate People
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aliceaitch and Moronpundit? Could the boss be far behind? alexthechick? It’s Vintage, Duh?  sockless joe? The professor and Maryann, here on gigglesin island!

Bring Back the Cobs!

But first, let’s tube.

Let’s start with the absolutely funniest item you’ll see all fucking year.

“I am honered [sic] to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States!” he wrote from @realDonaldTrump before quickly taking down the misspelled message.

He reposted the tweet with the correct “honored,” but doing so may have violated The Presidential Records Act, which requires the preservation of presidential records, according to reports.

Suddenly the media is interested in destruction of gov’t correspondence. I’d bet they don’t even see their own standard standard. See MPs post below for a proper response.

 

With Harry Reid leaving I guess there’s a despicability vacuum in Congress.

 

You’ll wonder what I mean until you get to 30 seconds. Then you’ll have an urge to spit on her, so put up your screen now.

 

There’s a new sheriff in town.

Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.

The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.

 

Awwww, poor widdle snowflakes, they thought felony destruction would be fun and consequence free.

I do think they could use this as a “mitigating circumstances” thing in the sentencing phase.

Broadcast icon Larry King wrote on Twitter Friday that anti-Trump protestors in Washington, DC, took their anger out on his car.

“Protestors in DC smashed the windows of my hired SUV…

That’s a public service right there.

 

Violence at Trump Rally  Kills!

A Nigerian separatist group says the death toll has risen to 20 after a demonstration in support of U.S. President Donald Trump turned into clashes with police.

Nigeria had a Trump rally? That’s pretty cool. Well, except for the AKs and machetes. But then, that’s from another Dem constituency, gov’t thugs.

 

Akbar Britain!

The number of so-called minicab rapes is snowballing to such an extent that a British judge has issued a warning that no woman can expect to be safe while traveling in a cab….

However, a much acclaimed report produced by the London Metropolitan Police Service estimates that on average there are a total of 1,125 sexual assaults, including rapes, each year involving minicab drivers in just London; this works out to approximately 22 sexual assaults against women by taxi drivers each week in England’s capital city alone.

 

That’s how conquerors act.

 

Yeah, this post is NY Post-heavy, but that’s why it’s called a “post”, right?

Body armor of the future could be human hair!!!!!

Now, I don’t like to go against military procurement, but human hair?

Kagogi the Destroyer has the perfect fur for the military.

It’s very soft and fluffy. Not as soft as when he was a puppy, but he’s still soft. It’s very good insulation, he used to sit in the falling snow and get covered. He looked like a snow bank with Batman ears.

And the best part, it cares not for cactii.

tard-dog

He doesn’t rub against them like he’s scratching or shy away like he’s getting stabbed, he just leans against it. Notice the barrel cactus on the right is leaning, he’s pushed it to the side.

As for the saguaro cactus, I call them “caltrop cactii”, as those black stabbers fall and leave a spike sticking straight up. I’ve had them go through my leather flip-flops, through my foot and into my heel-bone. He ignores them. Notice there’s a patch with some Kagogi hair on them and below that the stabbers are worn away.

If his fur can stop that, I figure it’s just a matter of making felt out of it to make it bullet proof.

Now, I don’t know for sure if it’ll stop a bullet, but I do know that when he was a year old or less he was hit by a car, fell out of a second story window down to hard ground and fell out of another second story window down about 8 or so feet to hard, wooden, deck stairs and the only thing he had to show for it was a couple cuts when he was hit by the car.

I figure they could clone him and get all the fur they need. You could knit another dog every week just from what he sheds. You could brush him every day and get a huge a pile of fur from late-spring to early-fall. It’s ridiculous. I do know that every bird nest around here is black. They fight over his fur every morning on my front stoop.

Just don’t let the ‘subjects’ loose. Well, unless you want to devastate a region. He’s not called Kagogi the Destroyer for nothing.

Tubin’, On A Sunday Afternoooon

Posted: February 17, 2013 by veeshir in Exploding things, Filthy Hippies, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Government FAIL, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Jitardis, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, Occupy My Asscrack, This Is My BOOMSTICK!, You'll pry 'em from my cold dead hands
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The best part about the 60s for music? No 80s music.

Let’s go tubin’!

Important, Above The Post Update!

See? I like the cut of her gibberish!*

I do not even know the way I stopped up right here, however I believed this post was once good.
I do not realize who you are however definitely you’re going to a famous blogger when you aren’t already ;
) Cheers!

 

Now, I’m not really sure what the hell she’s saying (kind of like many of my posts) except I deserve to be a famous blogger! Darn tootin’. I think the gibberishneess might actually be an homage to my style of blogging!

*Joke stolen from the deservedly short-lived Tick tv show

Now, back to me proved whyI am deserve of be famous.

Take it away Veeshir

First, I say we look at Egypt’s descent into chaos. It’s not really funny, but it has some seriously comedic moments. (spoiler alert: It’s the Jews)

Egypt doesn’t have enough diesel fuel.

Which makes me think about two things.

A) Egypt is an oil producing nation.  This shows us the weakness of most of the oil tick nations,they don’t do anything with the oil except have westerners pump it and sell it to others to refine it. Just like Iran, they can’t do crap with their own product so they have shortages.

The other thing is really just a concern, how are they going to fuel the truck bombs for their coming, 12-sided civil war? Hell, how are they going to make them extra boomy without diesel? Poor, jihadi bastids.

We have Egyptians violently protesting everything, including pro- and anti-government protests and  even riots over the sentencing of soccer hooligans,.

So the new jihadis running Egypt passed a law outlawing protests and set about making sure the police are all armed.

They tried to pass that law a few months ago but the people just about went berserk, so now that he has his police armed the head jihadi can get about establishing his Islamic Paradise On Earth (complete with whippings, rapings and now with extra amputations!)

It’s a good thing Deer Leader threw Mubarak under the bus without a plan for the aftermath. It’s other people’s jobs to clean up his messes.

I was going to stay overseas but I think that’s enough for now, people threatening to kill us all is isn’t so funny as we watch a country kill itself as our fine betters ignore it.

So let’s go close to home.

More on that ‘debate’ we’re having over guns.

One of the major gun-control efforts in Olympia this session calls for the sheriff to inspect the homes of assault-weapon owners.

Jeebus, now I’m not encouraging anything, but if you want to start the revolution early, choosing to home-invade the best armed people is surely a good way to go about it.

I love this bit.

The bill’s backers say that was a mistake.

Yeah, that was for the next law when people refused to turn in their assault weapons with the scary shoulder thing that goes up.

Which leads us to another Gateway Pundit link that I’m surprised Drudge hasn’t drudgtaposed with the previous one.

at the peak of the Iraq war American troops were firing around 5.5 million rounds per month. At that rate, DHS is armed now for a 24-year Iraq war.

Everybody knows guerrilla wars can take a long time if they have a secure base (Hellooooo Texas).

Speaking of disarming the law-abiding, it’s a good thing these people weren’t armed or they might have killed someone!

Like this kill-crazy, PTSD guy back from killing our fine, Talibrothers.

Cook, at the age of 25, was shot and killed earlier this month in East Chicago as he shielded Antoine from gunfire, likely saving the young boy’s life.

See? If had had a gun who knows? There might have been a gunfight!

This guy I refuse to joke about.

The father, identified as Maurice Harris, 36, got into a struggle with the suspects (home-invasiony suspects V) when they tried to gain entry into his 11-year-old daughter’s bedroom, police told FoxNews.com. The father was fatally shot in the struggle.

Fuck. I’d like to think I’d do the same. I certainly hope so.

Saying Fuck You to gov’t is every American’s right. That’s a link with a few gunmakers (no real biggies so far) and even Cheaper than Dirt saying they won’t deal with NY.

Another group saying Fuck You to gov’t, this one I don’t agree with, but that I will defend to the death your right to be killed by the murderous maniac of your choice while I point and laugh!

dozens of protesters rallied outside Los Angeles police headquarters Saturday in support of (the murderous killer out west who was killed in what appeared to be a police execution done Live! on TV, they’re exploring PPV rights for the next one)

Idjits. Twas a sordid affair and nobody is coming out of it not looking shit.
This is something I’ve thought about but never really attempted to put into a coherent post (I swear, I’ll do a coherent post not involving boobs soon!).
It’s about making fun of the “The Founding Fathers Meant Muskets” idiocy.
It’s a good read, but he leaves out two I would have put in.
First, as he notes there were lots of non-musket guns floating around, including early rifled, breach-loaders.
But I would have tied that with the fact that they made the Constitution so it could encompass change, by adding states, changing the size of the gov’t in response, the amendment process. Would they really have not thought about the second most important amdendment to encompass change?
Especially, as he noted, it was a time of rapid development in the weapon business. It was barely more than 100 years from matchlocks and wheellocks.
Another thing he doesn’t really touch on is one I like to say to people who say that to me (but I’m an asshole),
“I absolutely agree. Hard core dude. I mean, the musket was the premier weapon of the military at the time so what you’re saying is I need a fully automatic M-16.”
For some reason I’m the only one who thinks that’s funny.
On this one I’ll be going against the conventional wisdom.
So this guy posted a picture of Sgt Storm of the Plastic Commandos with his realistic Mortar, also in the picture was the guy’s bunker made out of the TV remote and a glass of Hi-C. So the police rightfully responded.
But, you’re saying, it’s just an action figure!
To which I say, pshaw. How soon they forget, do you forget when Jihadi Mo took GI Joe hostage and threatened to cut off his kung-fu grip hand?
hostage
The War On (Plastic) Terror isn’t going to go away just because we wish it away!
Now something that’s just sort of stupid.  The headline is “This woman covered herself in Twilight tattoos and you’ll never guess why!”, I saw it at the Puppy Blender, the headline is obviously just link bait so I wouldn’t click if I were you.
Now, we all know why she did it, she’s an idiot. But I was curious to see what ridiculous rationalization she made for why it wasn’t idiocy. Brace yourselves for this shocking reason! She did it because……….. she liked the books!
Wait, what? That’s what I won’t believe?
Okay, some scary, funny, endy stuff.
You all know I’ve been making fun of Global Warming (hosannahs) for a while, I think I’m in trouble.
We’ve all seen the Global Warming List of all the things caused by Global Warming. I made fun of that list.
But what if it’s true? Seriously? What if the Himalayan glaciers were receding at half the speed of sound until Gaia paused Global Warming?
So if we assume Global Warming is real, we have to assume the most ridiculous things we can think of are real.
Which means that CNN tool was absolutely correct that Global Warming Causes Asteroids!
Al tapdancing Gore folks, it’s right in front of us!
The hit in Russia, the near miss the 15th, and some more!
Somewhere out there Gaia has some gigantic, celestial straw and She’s spitballing asteroids at us!
The logic is impeccable, so long as you accept that Global Warming is, in fact, the one, true religion.

Revenge, You Say?

Posted: November 4, 2012 by Edward von Bear in Brevity etc., Edumakashun, Occupy My Asscrack
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Given the dustup over the “revenge” comment made by Obama and the subsequent “love of country” retort by the Romney team, I thought about revenge. To the left, revenge and avengement for past grievances, be they real or imagined, is nothing new; in fact, revenge fuels much of their policy and agenda motivation. So, getting worked up about a lefty uttering that word initially did not get me worked up. Ditto for Romney’s “love of country” comment.

But then I thought of something: what about this country? What has it been through the last four years? What has happened to the hopes, dreams, ambitions, and expectations of so many people since January 2009? What has happened to our standing in the world? What about the Constitution, our ability to defend ourselves, or the promise for a better tomorrow? In essence, what has happened to my country, your country, our country, and who facilitated this shittiness?

That’s why I do have revenge in mind with my vote. I fucking have revenge in mind for what has been inflicted upon this country. I have revenge in mind as I seek to see those who did this to us retired from office. And I fucking have revenge in mind, since I love this country too much to see those who this to it granted another shot to ruin it even further via the legal means granted to us.

Amoebafuck those in power with the ballot and the legal avenues to remove them from office bestowed upon us as a birthright. We are this close to voting the left out out of office and into the fuckbin of history, so don’t let up now.

That is all.

What We Need Are More Than A Billion Serfs

Posted: August 1, 2012 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Hotassery, Liberal FAIL, Notes on the Revolution, Occupy My Asscrack
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Then we too can have 100 million people living at a 1960’s standard of living (with cooler electronics).

Elizabeth Warren is just a font of current, leftish, Conventional Wisdom Handed Down From On High and she can’t keep her mouth shut about it. Which makes her surprisingly useful.

Here she is praising China while wishing we were more like them.

The ad juxtaposes robust Chinese cranes and dump trucks with decaying American bridges and idle but sympathetic-looking American workers wearing hard-hats.

First, what about all that stimulizing? Wasn’t that supposed to be about infrastructure? So now you want a few $trillion more?

Second, this is how our fine, social, moral, political and intellectuals think. They really think China is a model instead of a commie hell-hole where the commie dictatorship works 95% of the population in conditions basically the same as 1,000 years ago (the biggest difference is a diesel “ox” that takes the place of the oxen in the rice paddies) while keeping the other 5% living at a non-shithole standard of living.

All wrapped up in a commie dictatorship.  What’s not to love? Besides, it’s been like 20 years since they last murdered democracy-agitators. And no, that’s not because the people have learned a lesson from their slaughter.

Of course, the reason people like Warren think China is a good model is because they think they’ll be the ones on top. All we dim folks from fly-over country will be benevolently guided by our betters so of course they deserve to have us support them in a manner befitting their place in the world.

You can tell they’re better and smarter because they’re all independent-minded, which you can tell by the way they all believe in the exact same things while ignoring any contrary facts… or else.

The worst part is that idea that they’re better and smarter than the rest of us permeates our whole political class, they just wish we would shut up, send them money and vote. The Tea Party is getting rid of those people slowly but surely.

Which brings up another funny thing. Contra our media and political betters, the Tea Party is the best way to avoid violence. If the occutards ever really become a national, broadly-based movement, chaos is the only possible result.

The different folks who make up the Tea Party are trying to get rid of crappy pols like Elizabeth Warren while putting in ones who aren’t economic illiterates with a huge sense of entitlement.

The other choice appears, to me at least, to be societal collapse and an occutard country. When you can’t pay for stuff, you won’t.

What happens when millions of old folks are no longer getting their social security and/or pensions? What happens when the choice is really and truly between paying the police or paying the various forms of welfare?  As an aside, I figure in that case California pays welfare and then, with all the police moved to Arizona and Utah, California turns all “Escape From LA”.  The other choice isn’t any better of course, but it has the virtue of not being surrender.

I figure the first response will be that the gov’t prints more and more money to pay that stuff and we have triple digit inflation.

Can’t happen? Yeah, it’s not as if it’s happened before.

Need hotassery, I have some Jeniffer Connelly pics left over from the last one. (more…)

Premeditated Douchebaggery

Posted: February 11, 2012 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, Filthy Hippies, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, Occupy My Asscrack
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The Occutards claimed they were going to get voilent at CPAC

Speakers will be physically assaulted, not just verbally confronted,” the source told Scribe in an email. Two Occupiers, who the source also identified as members of the New Black Panther Party, “said they would be disappointed if they didn’t get arrested and planned to ‘make it count.’”

The source quoted another protester as saying, “Mitt [Romney] has Secret Service now, but [Newt] Gingrich and [Andrew] Breitbart don’t,” seemingly suggesting that the latter two would not be as heavily guarded.

It doesn’t get too much more explicit than that.

Now they’ve gotten violent. (updated link, not the same as original but I can’t find that one) Update, One tool was arrested for attacking an officer.

The police need to arrest these tools and have some serious charges, but they won’t.

Isn’t premeditation supposed to make a crime worse? “Sure I did, but it just kind of happened” isn’t as serious as, “Of course I did it, and I went there intending to do it!”

Our political, social, intellectual and moral betters are encouraging left wing violence. They talk about all the incipient violence at Tea Parties (they’re about to get voilent! They’re using racial code words!) while lefties committing felonious violence are “mostly peaceful”, the police know the deal (just look at cops at tea party events vs at leftist riots) but the courts and people whose job it is to decide on charges are using kid gloves.

It’s not going to end well, and of course Minitrue will just ignore it (Look! Sarah Palin says Iran is allied with Russia! Stupid snowbilly breeder!)

H/T My desire to get the pic of the damaged Mustang off the top of the page, except for the damage that looks just like my car and I don’t like seeing it damaged.

Tis The Season

Posted: December 9, 2011 by veeshir in HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Occupy My Asscrack
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Can anybody spare a few “bwa”s for my “Ha”s? I ran out.

The dog makes it work.

H/T Gateway Pundit

Blog needs hotassery, ATC has been MIA with has me POd.

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