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Occupy Denton, police have the camp cordoned off while they investigate.

Herschel Greene’s barn

Posted: December 4, 2011 by aliceaitch in Occupy My Asscrack, Zombies!

That’s what the police need to turn this into. (Note – I am not advocating the resolution with the barn on those filthy hippies, and I’m not going to say any more about that above the cut, but below the cut I hope youse guys join me for some speculative discussion.  So SPOILER ALERT, dammit.)

H/T Treacher.  Or maybe he’s over here.


Gotta Love Her

Posted: November 19, 2011 by veeshir in Anklebiting rugrats, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Occupy My Asscrack, Win!

It’s funny how two people can look at the same thing and have the opposite reaction.

This OUTRAGED!!!!!! article at San Francisco Weekly is titled “Seven Awful Things Ann Coulter Said About Occupy Wall Street”

So what did she say?

1. “I knew there would be mob uprisings again. They are demonic.”

Eh, I don’t know about demonic, more like childish but I see her point.

2. “What I like most about them is that they have no point.”

She broke the 1st commandment of leftism, never tell the truth about leftists or accurately quote them.

3. “At the protest in Tel Aviv in Israel, they set up guillotines in the square. And you have the computer-generated voice speaking on behalf of Occupy Wall Street saying ‘The voice of the people is anonymous. We are legion, for we are many’ – directly from the demon in scripture.”

Still fixated on demons, I think that’s giving them far too much credit.

4. “I guess it’s fun to destroy stuff. As they found out during the French Revolution, it’s lots of fun to just start randomly murdering people – this is the way it always is with mobs.”

Again with the breaking the first commandment.

5. “Maybe it will take down a government, but it will be Obama’s government.”

Hope for change.

6. “Remember the lesson from my book: It just took a few shootings at Kent State to shut that down for good.”

Okay, that’s funny but she broke the second commandment of leftism, have no sense of humor that doesn’t involve sodomizing conservatives or their children.

7. After Sussman declared that he wished that the arrested Bank of America occupiers had been thrown in with the general population of prisoners, and then admitted that he did not know whether or not they had, Coulter compared the “special treatment” the protesters receive at the hands of police to that of French aristocrats who brought along servants when imprisoned. NOTE: This is too stupid to transcribe.

I think there’s a mistake in the “NOTE”, I think it should read: NOTE: “We’re too stupid to transcribe”.

With Cheney out of circulation and Sarah Palin not really talking all that much Ann’s just filling “Lefty tools need to be OUTRAGED!!!!!!” vacuum.

You have to love the conclusion of the article

This proves yet again that outrage is easier than comedy.

For nitwit leftists, that’s just a truism, see second commandment comment above.

For anybody not an angry, hate-filled partisan? Not so much.

Saw it at Tim Blair’s Occutard Roundup.

Or rather, just like the fevered fantasies Minitrue made up about the Tea Parties.

It’s getting violent out there and it’s only going to get worse in a positive reinforcement sort of way.

When Minitrue and the police ignore small things, they tend to get larger and larger until it gets seriously out of hand.

We’re seeing that here. The owwies have been getting away with violence (attacking businesses and scaring people) and it’s only going to escalate until it requires riot gear, tear gas and batons.

I can’t wait. I just hope it’s on TV.

H/T Gateway Pundit

We’ve all seen the many owwies* who are upset about how they have a college degree in such useful stuff as Gender Studies and Diversity Science and yet they can’t get a job.

Now we see this guy getting college credits for being an Occutard.

Seriously, that’s so meta I’d expect it to be a Dennis Miller joke.

Link via Weasel Zippers, I stole owwies from Car In.

Someone’s getting smited over this

Posted: November 5, 2011 by aliceaitch in Catholicism, Occupy My Asscrack

Occupy the Vatican?  Srsly?