Archive for the ‘Fun with Elections’ Category

Hillary!’s past in relation to furriners who give the Clintons money.

It’s almost too fantastic to believe. But evidence has surfaced that the administration may have turned a blind eye
toward Red Chinese espionage – if not actually abetted it.

The lethal drama unfolding in Kosovo has helped keep the charges that Red China stole nuclear secrets out of the
spotlight.

Surprisingly, Bill’s pet AG, Janet Reno, was uninterested in investigating that.

Hillary! had a secret deal that helped destabilize the Middle East.

Recent leaks show a memo that top Clinton aide Huma Abedin sent to her boss stating, “I’m giving you credit for inspiring the ‘peaceful’ protests,” with regard to Egypt, with quotation marks around the word “peaceful.”

She should have said, “Mostly peaceful”, but that’s just quibbling.

All this as she and Obama were bragging about the Arab Spring.

 

Trump’s week was pretty good except for this.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Thursday reiterated support for “stop and frisk”

He’s a northeast liberal, it’s what they do.

Stop and frisk is where you take away people’s rights under the 4th Amendment because of the chaos from taking away their rights under the 2nd Amendment.

 

So once again, which gun would you rather be shot with? A .50 BMG or an unknown one?

 

For some values of “American”…. and “values”.

 

Apartheid Tourism! Instead of going to South Africa where the ruling tribe was white, they go to Cuba where the ruling tribe is a murderous, commie dictatorship.

It’s not just the flood of Americans itching to see Cuba “before it changes” that is causing a spike in tourist numbers.

Canadians and Europeans are flocking to the island slave plantation in greater numbers due to the absence of Islamist terrorists in the Castro Kingdom.

In other words, fear of Islamic terrorism in other tourist destinations is enriching King Raul and his cronies.

That’s sorta funny, murderous Islamic terrorists, who cannot be named, are causing tourism to stop going to France and Egypt and head to a murderous, commie, hellhole.

Helpfully illustrated.

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Look how happy them darkies are, smiling and singing in the fields in the hotel.

 

Let’s look at another example of making sure Americans stop being so racist and intolerant!

I wonder if that woman would be so ‘tolerant’ if someone took a broken piece of glass to her hoo-ha.

 

Let’s interrupt our post for this surprising stating of the blatantly obvious!

Bill Clinton admitted Monday that some Clinton Foundation donors might have given money to the charity in the hopes of getting official favors.

Where he says, “some”, read ‘all’.

Bill Clinton is actually cracking me up. As First Dude he would be very damn entertaining as he really doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Okay, this one is awesome. It’s about GOP establishment pricks, as exemplified by Bushes, voting for Hillary! but that’t not what’s awesome.

What’s awesome is that it’s about a Bush telling a Kennedy he was voting for a Clinton.

Three political dynasties coming together is exactly what America is all about!

 

The NY Post, along with the best headline writers in the country, are doing the journalism Minitrue, and much of Foxnews (Hey Shep!), is refusing to do.

Here they are noticing the utter dishonesty of our…Obama’s gov’t.

The Federal Reserve had better be careful if it uses the large jump in household income reported last week by the Census Bureau as the deciding factor in whether or not to raise interest rates.

Those Census figures — like a lot of other numbers that come from that government agency — are BS. A joke, at best. Fraud, at worst.

So why are they saying that?

Income increased as much as it did only because Census two years ago altered the way the figure is calculated, including a massive change in how much “income” households derived from making withdrawals from their own retirement accounts. The change boosted estimates.

Eating your seed corn is now classified as “income”.

 

Not really related, but let’s watch a bucket of scorpions play together!

Over the last several weeks, a number of reports have come out of Syria predicting an imminent merger between Jabhat Fatah al-Sham, the rebranded former Al-Qaeda affiliate Jabhat al-Nusra, and other powerful rebel groups….

Rebel groups have been trying for years to overcome their differences and form a united front against the regime of Bashar al-Assad. Most of these attempts adopted a graduate integration strategy, as was the case with the Islamic Front and the Levant Front. Other smaller rebel bands have opted to be absorbed into more powerful groups, such as when Suqour al-Sham members joined Ahrar al-Sham. Jabhat al-Nusra had pursued a similar strategy, hoping to entice Ahrar al-Sham and other groups within Jaysh al-Fatah, an alliance of Islamist militant groups, into a merger. However, Nusra’s constant refusal to split with Al-Qaeda hindered such attempts

 

So what makes a rebel “moderate”?

The rebranded Jabhat Fatah al-Sham’s decision to publicly sever ties with Al-Qaeda in August and better integrate within Syrian rebel groups gave new impetus to such merger efforts

That’s the coalition of ‘moderate rebels’.

 

“Autocorrect” for the win!

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We should totally replace the Richter Scale.

Helpfully illustrated

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So what was yesterday and today supposed to be like?

Three bombings, two in NYC and one in NJ yesterday, by the same bomb-maker.

  • Surveillance video may show the same man at both locations where devices were found

  • New suspicious package discovered in New Jersey

  • “Vehicle of interest” stopped in New York late Sunday

  • Governor orders 1,000 state troopers and National Guard soldiers to New York City

  • Authorities investigating 911 call claiming responsibility

  • Both NYC “bomb” and explosive device in New Jersey used flip-phones

 

And for today,

– A suspicious device found in a trash can near a train station exploded early Monday as a bomb squad was attempting to disarm it with a robot, officials said.

Elizabeth Mayor Christian Bollwage said five devices were found in one bag in a trash can by two men at around 8:30 p.m. Sunday near the Elizabeth train station. The men had reported seeing wires and a pipe coming out of the package, Bollwage said.

That’s a bunch of bombs set to explode where commuters into NYC are traveling.

As we’ve seen with previous terror attacks, they are often idiots and just get lucky. Here, we got lucky we weren’t hit with multiple, coordinated, murderous, terror attacks.

If the stabby terrorist in Minneapolis was coordinated with them, that’s very scary. That seems very unlikely to me except for the timing.

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And Ahmad Rahami had a handgun!

The suspect pulled out a gun and fired at the officer and striking him in the abdomen,” Sarnicki said. “The gentlemen got up and started walking down the street in a westerly direction. I’m told that he was randomly discharging his handgun and one of the officers was able to get close enough to him and return fire.”

How did he get it? In both NY, especially the city, and NJ it’s very difficult for people to get handguns.

Hell, in NJ, it’s hard to get a freaking BB gun.

New Jersey and other jurisdictions make little or no distinction between Daisy’s classic Red Ryder BB … and real guns. They must be registered and are subject to the same laws as any firearms.

“In all honesty, kids who are charged are looking at mandatory jail time,”… adding that under the state’s Graves Act, a conviction could lead to prison time. “The only defense is to request a waiver but if that’s not granted, young kids can get a felony charge and their lives are basically over.”

 

Nobody will say if he’s on the terror list, so I’m gonna say it’s a No.

Let’s also remind ourselves, disarming law-abiding Americans did not stop this guy from getting a gun (and bombs!), but it did stop the serfs in the area from being able to defend themselves.

Now they’re going to flood the zone with cops, you know they’re going to have to “restrict a few rights” to Stop The Next Terror Attack!!!!!!!!!, which restriction of rights won’t stop any terror attacks.

And what does Obama have to say about that?

Well, after doing a little fundraising for Hillary!, he decided to yell at me for noticing terrorism,

President Barack Obama is delivering a statement following the recent attacks in New York, New Jersey and Minnesota.
He called on citizens to be vigilant, but not to “succumb to fear.”

My desire to stay alive should not make me notice that he’s making me less safe with his policies of accepting refugees (not Xtians!!!) from war-torn areas!

Obama said that federal, local and state working together around the clock to prevent terrorism.

Yeah, so how did that work out? Oh yeah, bombs going off in NYC and NJ and terrorists shooting cops.

I’ll translate his next statement

to enlist tech companies,

5th amendment? Police State surveillance? Pshaw, we have to KEEP YOU SAFE!!!!!!

communities and religious leaders to push back on extremist content.”

Those stupid Xtians who keep targeting Muslims need to tone it down!

If you want to watch the video, click, it’s a 37 minute long vid with Obama speaking around the 15 minute mark. There’s no passion, just stupidity about a “global coalition” and other, “We’re doing great so we’re going to keep doing what we’ve been doing cuz it’s worked so well!”

He is utterly unable to accept that he’s not perfect in all things, anybody who disagrees is obviously a racist hater who hates him some brown folk.

And what didn’t he mention? Besides a certain religion that might be related to this attack I mean.

President Obama sought to reassure the nation after the terror attacks over the weekend — but didn’t specifically call the incidents in Manhattan and New Jersey terrorism.

I’ve seen that movie before, last time Minitrue lied out their asses to cover him when Romney called him on it.

He did call the stabbing in Minnesota where the stabby guy was talking about Allah and stuff, “potential terrorism”, so that’s something.

Something stupid, but that’s the best we get out of this moron.

 

Hillary, looking a little better than a few days ago when she was all collapsey, said this before she went back to passing out

I strongly condemn the apparent terrorist attacks in Minnesota, New Jersey, and New York. I pray for all of those who were wounded, and for their families. Once again, we saw the bravery of our first responders who run toward danger to help others. Their quick actions saved lives. Law enforcement officials are working to identify who was behind the attacks in New York and New Jersey and we should give them the support they need to finish the job and bring those responsible to justice – we will not rest until that happens. ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack in Minnesota, and this should steel our resolve to protect our country and defeat ISIS and other terrorist groups. I have laid out a comprehensive plan to do that. This includes launching an intelligence surge to help identify and thwart attacks before they can be carried out, and to spot lone wolf attackers. We also need to work with Silicon Valley to counter propaganda and recruitment efforts online. Americans have faced threats before, and our resilience in the face of them only makes us stronger. I am confident we will once again choose resolve over fear.”

 

She condemns (apparent) terror!!!! How brave!!!!!, She supports law enforcement!!!!!!! Except she won’t meet with them!!!!!! And Intelligence Surge!!!!!! Sure, she opposed the surge in Iraq, but this Surge with more Police State Tactics and Forgetting the 5th Amendment, well, she’s all in on that!!!!! It’s worked so well!!!! Like in Boston when we were warned about certain brothers by furrin intelligence agencies!!!!! Sure, we blew off those warnings, but this time, THIS TIME!!!!! she’s going to make sure that we catch all those evil Tea Party Terrorists!!!!!….apparent terrorists! But we can’t bad mouth foreigners!!!!!!!!! by bashing their religion!!!!! She saves that for Americans!!!!!!!!

So yeah, more of what Obama’s been doing, even as she claims it’s different.The only difference between her and Obama is that she says she wants to defeat ISIS while Obama says he wants to degrade and defeat ISIS.

The funniest part was all the bashing of Trump from Hillary! and her Minitrue toadies over his noticing that it was a bombing and it surely looked like terrorism from the get-go.

As I’ve said over and over, there is no worse sin in today’s Elite!!!!!!! Society!!!! than being right about something before our betters are willing to acknowledge.

 

NJ Lawmakers hold news conference and start with Give Me Money!!!!! to Fight Terrorism!!!!!

That’s what NY and NJ lawmakers always say. I will give Shep some credit for noticing that and cutting away.

I just can’t figure out a title, just like yesterday. I might be the only person who gets a laugh out of my headlines, but I usually do get that laugh.

Oh well, let’s tube.

Will Syria become a battleground between Turkey and the Kurds?

Turkish troops and special forces, backed by allied Syrian rebel groups,launched on August 24 the Euphrates Shield operation to liberate the strategic Syrian city of Jarablus on the border with Turkey from ISIS. Turkey’s president later vowed to press ahead with the military offensive until ISIS and Syrian Kurdish militias no longer posed a security threat to Turkey.

The Kurds tried to make nicey with the Turks, but as the Armenians discovered, the Turks aren’t all that into diversity.

Stories coming out of Syria are all confused as to who’s who. I’ll provide a helpful guide. It stopped being about anybody but jihadis long ago. Except for the murderous Syrian dictator’s forces, they align with whoever they think can help them today.

The only constants are that Iranian-allied terror groups are always for the murderous Syrian dictator and the Saudi-allied terror groups are always against the murderous Syrian dictator. Below that level, it gets murky. If Turkey gets too rambunctious, expect Saudi terror groups to ally with Iranian terror groups (both without involving the murderous dictator) to ally with the Kurds to kick them out. If/when they succeed, they’ll go back to killing each other. It’s a witch’s dog’s breakfast brew of murderous fanatics.

 

The murderous Syrian dictator does have a plan now that his financiers have a new ally.

The Syrian government has ramped up its efforts to teach the Russian language to secondary school students, nearly a year after Moscow started airstrikes on behalf of the Bashar al-Assad regime.

More of that Obama/Clinton smirt duhplomacy.

 

So having a black Little Orphan Annie and wymyn Ghostbusters is Awesome!!! but you’d better cast previous non-white roles as their ethnicity!!!!!!

Disney is supposedly making a live-action Mulan (before a live-action Futurama, TANJ)

“to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan.” The lead instigator, Michigan children’s librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of “whitewashing” — that is, employing “white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color.”

This is pretty funny.

…Korean-American Daniel Dae Kim to play the villainous role of Shan Yu … Japanese-American George Takei to play the Chinese Emperor and another Korean American, Margaret Cho, to play the Chinese matchmaker.

That’s like casting an Italian to play Erik the Red cuz they’re both Europeans. Although I’m pretty sure casting Margaret Cho as anything is a movie-killer.

Let’s go to the Dem Perfidy section of the post. The only hard part about doing that is deciding how many stories to actually post. It’s like a hydra-headed thing, as soon as you post one, two more spring up.

Remember when the GOP was going to PUNISH THE DEMS FOR THEIR TOTALLY ILLEGAL SIT-IN OVER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!?

So how’s that going?

A memo from minority leader Nancy Pelosi’s office calling for a “gun violence prevention day of action” today includes a long itinerary of scripted actions to be taken by Democrat representatives under orders from the 76-year-old gun control zealot. The actions called for are tightly controlled, right down the the tweets the powerful California Democrat wants the staff of representatives to use on social media on her orders

 

And since it’s Dems going after guns, you know there’s jaw-dropping dishonesty involved.

272 mass shootings this year. When will @SpeakerRyan give us a vote? #NoFlyNoBuy  #CloseTheLoophole #GunVote
You would think you might have noticed there being more than one Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook or Pulse Night Club every single day this year

You would think that only if you didn’t just accept that Dem gun-grabbers gonna lie like a Clinton caught with his dick in the cookie jar.

Obama campaigning for Hillary! in his own inimitable way.  I love the URL, barack-obama-reagan-fan/

It’s not that long and it’s an interesting look into how the Dems just crap on their constituents even in something as simple as a campaign event and yet, they still don’t complain.

I have to quote this bit

 be told that they could not bring water with them to witness the president speak on behalf of the indisposed Democratic presidential nominee.

Okay, that’s funny. Don’t they know what happens when you dehydrate?

 

And that, folks, is why we will never see peak irony.

 

Dem Congresscritter Uses Gov’t To Shut Up Enemies!

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D., R.I.) urged the Department of Justice to prosecute conservative groups that were targeted by the IRS, according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

You can file that under News We All Knew.

The reason it may have taken the IRS fourteen months to turn my IRS files over to Judicial Watch is that they state a United States senator from Oregon was involved. At the time both senators from Oregon were Democrats. But only one, Ron Wyden,

It’s what they do, act like fascists as they’re screeching about the latest Emmanuel Goldstein Being Hitler!!!!! Or Worse!!!!!!

Speaking of which, yesterday I made fun of the GOP’s Failure Theater in IMPEACHING KOSKINEN!!!!!!!, little did I know the fish wasn’t just stinky, it wasn’t even fish! It was just a handful of shit covered in nuoc mam.

But GOP leaders are cool to the impeachment push, which stands little chance of succeeding. Some Republicans argue that an impeachment vote two months before elections risked irritating voters,

How out of touch do you have to be to think that attacking the IRS will irritate voters?  No really, that’s like a prosecutor saying he can’t go after organized crime before an election or he’ll irritate voters.

Jebus.

So who else has noticed that all those hearings are OUTRAGE!!!! Theater and that even if they actually try to accomplish something, there’s nobody to enforce their will?

The IT specialist who ran Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server ignored a subpoena to testify before Congress Tuesday, leaving GOP lawmakers fuming and threatening retribution. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha snort….no, I’m fi….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa thud

 

What happened? Oh…. Where was I?

Two other witnesses linked to Clinton’s e-mail server invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and repeatedly refused to answer questions.

There will be no repercussions. Oh, the GOP will shout about it, but they won’t actually do anything and if they do try to do anything, the Dept. of “Justice” certainly won’t be any help, the Justice League of America would be more help. They’re at least entertaining.

 

Yesterday I linked the post comparing this election to Flight 93. Since it was pretty down on both candidates, the push-back was pretty strong and from all over the place.

Some also complained about the aptness of the analogy:

That’s funny, I praised the aptness of the analogy, and I love analogy. I like analogy the way a Clinton loves lying.

This shows the author is really paying attention.

First is the objection to anonymity and specifically to the pseudonym. Anonymity supposedly proves that I am a coward, while the use of “Decius” shows that I am a hypocrite. What am I risking?  I freely admit that, unlike the real Decius, I don’t expect to die. But I do have something to lose, and may well yet lose it.

If you come to the attention of the intertuby left, they’ll do everything they can to destroy your life. Hell, that article is way worse than a stupid shirt.

Read the whole thing, it’s a good read.

Yesterday a guy tried run over 3 Phoenix cops

Similar things are going on in Chicago where Clintonista extraordinaire, Rahm, is busy turning it into what Hillary! wants to do with America.

In other news, an SUV was observed on the southside (006?) driving through the alley behind the station with a M/1 passenger taking video of personal cars parked in the police lot. The SUV’s plate comes back to a rental at one of the airports, so it appears to be another escalation in the directed harassment, intimidation and targeting of officers.

So yesterday they posted this,

An officer’s personal vehicle was torched the other night near 67th and Kostner. Written on the back of the car in marker was “Fuck the Police.”

People are now targeting off-duty cops. The Dems and their BLM front group are doing their best to turn America into some third-world, banana-republic shithole where only the rich and connected are safe in their persons.

Sure, let’s elect Hillary! to save the country!!!!!!!  For criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nough of that. Let’s watch a Science! fight that I didn’t realize was happening.

I was looking for a link about how there’s no brontosaurus anymore when I found a bunch of links with this.

Paleontologists have spent the last century insisting that the species and its name (Latin for “thunder lizard”) are invalid… Nevertheless, from comic books to high literature to the Flintstones, the name brontosaurus has invaded popular culture and refuses to die.
…A team of paleontologists l…., they say they found that Brontosaurus really is in its own group. Its fossils share distinct, incomparable bone features—enough for it to reclaim its iconic genus name.

So the science isn’t settled.

Now we just need to get Pluto back into planethood and at least something would be right with the world.

 

I hate the Eagles only slightly less than the I hate the Cowboys, but I never realized exactly how correct I was to do so.

I saw a link to a story about how (Screw The)NFL teams got their nicknames, it was all over place so I finally clicked it. They’re mostly uninteresting except for this.

In 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the bankrupt Frankford Yellowjackets. The new owners renamed the team the Eagles in honor of the symbol of the National Recovery Act, which was part of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Sonomobatch, so they’re named after one of the most destructive forces not named “Carter” or “Obama” ever inflicted on this nation.

 

Last and totally, hilariously, not least: It begins!

Now, it is my understanding that is(sic, and not my sic! V) she were to be incapacitated, or if she were too ill to continue, or if, God forbid, she should pass away, then the Democratic National Committee would hold a meeting to fill that vacancy. And I don’t think it would be Joe Biden. I don’t think it would be Tim Kaine. I’m fairly confident she would be replaced by Michelle Obama.

Is that a “Heh” or an “Oh shit?!?!??!”?

It’s both! You don’t get the funny without the endy.

note=425 in descending arpeggio.

The hits are fast and furious today.

Let’s start with Stoaty’s question.

Have you ever laughed so hard, your soul came out your nose?

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Yes, yes I have.

Zombie Hillary! says, “It’s eczema.”

ABC asks, who knew what about Hillary’s health when?

I’ll field that one, everybody who doesn’t get their information from Minitrue knew something serious was up at least a week ago. You could tell by the pushback. Notice how hard they’re pushing back now that they can’t hide it.

Trump is looking out for Hillary!,  he doesn’t want a moderator at the next debate, I figure he wants a nurse to be there. He’s good that way.

Okay, this one makes me laugh.

But these are the Clintons. If you’re a Clinton, you lie. It’s what you do. Expecting them to not lie is a fool’s errand. But given the amount of time the Clintons have spent in politics lying to the public–somewhere in the neighborhood of three decades–they really ought to be better at it by now.

Clinton lies, for 25 years, have accused me of being an idiot by their very utterance, they haven’t had to be good at lying. They figured that out when Bill said, “I didn’t inhale” and none of the “journalists” taking stenography laughed. I’m sure they’re wondering what the hell is going on that their media toadies are not keeping the lid on this.

 

More pop-culture!

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Her eyes should have been closed, Stoaty wouldn’t have made that mistake.

Now, I’ve said that this election is like choosing between being shot by a .50BMG or an unknown gun. I’ve seen it’s between playing russian roulette with a semi-auto or a revolver (they mention that one in the next link), but I have to admit, on 9/12, this one is particularly apropos.

The Flight 93 Election

2016 is the Flight 93 election: charge the cockpit or you die. You may die anyway. You—or the leader of your party—may make it into the cockpit and not know how to fly or land the plane. There are no guarantees.

Except one: if you don’t try, death is certain.

Hard to argue with that.

Overseas is heating up too.

China and Russia are getting together to practice landing and taking islands in the South China Sea

Russia…errr…totally not Tsar Putin I’s troops are getting extra restive in Ukraine.

South Korea appears to think the Norks are getting ready to blow up Seoul.

South Korea has a plan to annihilate the North Korean capital if it shows any signs of mounting a nuclear attack, according to reports from Seoul.

They obviously know that they’re on their own there.

Obama!

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Surprising only J Effin Kerry and Obama’s Smirt Duhplomacy Crew (including Hillary! I’d bet),

The deal brokered by the United States and Russia to cease hostilities in war-torn Syria was immediately violated by both government and rebel forces shortly after going into effect Monday,

As I’ve written before, and as anybody who’s paid any attention whatsoever knows, except for Israel, every”Cease-Fire” in the middle east is the war-time equivalent of “Your shoelaces are untied!”

Hezbollah is arming up on the border of Israel.

 

Hezbollah has allegedly started to “secretly” deploy its members to Quneitra to replace regime troops stationed in the province near the Golan demarcation line with Israel, according to a pro-opposition outlet.

Al-Etihad press reported Thursday that pro-regime troops in Madinat al-Baath and Khan Arnabeh—both government strongholds northeast of the rebel-held Quneitra border crossing—were being “withdrawn in batches” for redeployment near the western Ghouta suburbs of Damascus.

So we have the US election going crazy and the world looking much closer to blowing up than I would expect in September.

I worry about how this will effect Obama retirement.

 

 

Important, someone else notices things! UPdate!!!!!! just below the picture of the Potus Of The Damned!!!!!!!!

Does anybody believe she has pneumonia? I know I don’t. But then, just because every other time I’ve noticed Clinton lies long before our fine media betters will acknowledge it, that doesn’t mean she lying this time.

Except her lips were moving.

Check and mate.

The other reason I know it’s not pneumonia is because I know what it really was; too much sunlight or too many crosses.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

We’re lucky she didn’t burst into flames.

For some values of “lucky” I guess.
Important UPdate!!!!!!!! Am I become a twittererer now that people are leaving twitter? Always behind the tech curve. I miss windows 95 and netscape navigator.

But the point

Her newborn granddaughter is at Chelsea’s house, so that’s the first place you’d expect her to go with a contagious disease.

Now, back to our post already in progress!

Oh shit, are we boned.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Friday any provocative actions by North Korea would have “serious consequences” after the reclusive North confirmed it had conducted its fifth nuclear test.

The only people who actually face CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!! from Obama are people who are insufficiently suckophantic toward him, like me and our military.

I’m not sure what he’s planning, but I’d say either the Army folks stationed in S. Korea are boned or I am. Not sure which way to root on that one.

I don’t think he’s planning on sending the NOAA or EPA swat teams out after me just yet while they’re facing a guy who couldn’t care less if they live or die, and Kim Jong KG too!

 

Itshay,

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I didn’t see this yesterday,

The National Anthem protests in the NFL continued on Sunday, as four members of the Miami Dolphins and one member of the Kansas City Chiefs conducted demonstrations during pregame ceremonies.

The Dolphins knelt and the Chief raised a fist.

The NFL had better stomp on this political shit quick or they’re going to piss off many of the people who love football. We don’t want politics, we want football!

Kate Upton Agrees!

Supermodel Kate Upton has condemned the four Miami Dolphins players who knelt during the national anthem, writing on Instagram that their actions are “a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country.”

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ESPN went full soap opera then went full SJW and racist (Hey Bomani!), and lost lots of viewers. The NFL is treading on dangerous ground.

 

The people who think they’re Elite are busily shitting on the rest of us and we’re noticing it.

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High Praise!!! To Harvey At IMAO for finding this link about the origin of Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Yankee Doodle” was originally created by the British to ridicule Americans…

The “macaroni” in question does not, however, refer to the food, but rather to a fashion trend that began in the 1760s among aristocratic British men….

To be “macaroni” was to be sophisticated, upper class, and worldly.

a doodle—a simpleton—thinks that he can be macaroni—fashionable—simply by sticking a feather in his cap. In other words, he is out of touch with high society.

You see, we lowbrow Americans just weren’t sophisticated enough to understand how elite they were but they just knew that we wanted to be like the but fell short when we tried to ape our betters.

Just like today!

The people who hope to keep their thumb on us are always calling us names and basically telling us to shut up and do what we’re told.

So how do we handle stuff like that.

and that American soldiers reclaimed it during the Revolutionary War

Do tell.

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They’ll never understand us while understanding them is about as hard as opening a jar of pre-opened pickles.

SJW Fight!!!!!!

Orville Redenbacher Approved!   orville

 

 

Fucking tweakers.

walking into a funeral and trying to remove a body from a casket….

Police say Frierson smelled of alcohol and had a small glass pipe with her.

Crystal meth is one bad freaking drug. Most drugs just make the users useless, they cause crime because the users need to steal to get more drugs or because the sale is so lucrative, but crystal meth makes the users freaking insane, annoying, aggressive assholes.

 

 

We mentioned a certain woman above so you know what that means! Pics of Hillary! collapsing below the fold!

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SiClintonian.

Posted: September 11, 2016 by veeshir in Fun with Elections, Fun With Media, Liberal FAIL, PEBKAC

Today we see Hillary! passing out “In the Heat!!!!!”, which is apparently 80 degrees in old, sick, grannarch land.

 

Notice her handler, you can see the woman’s elbow is showing just below Hillary!’s armpit.

That’s how you hold someone up. She was close to out cold by then.

Also, notice that Hillary! was being held up… standing there as they waited for the SUV to show up.

That’s bad, bad, bad. You don’t let your principle just sit there waiting for anything. In professional circles that’s called a “Target”.

Last week her Dr (and minitrue) said she was Perfectly Healthy And Anybody Who Disagreed Was A Hating Hater Who Hates Him Some Wymyn!!!!!!

Now, her Dr. says Pneumonia!!!! and was diagnosed Friday. Huh, but on Friday, everybody was saying perfectly healthy…. Sounds very…Clintonian.

But if she had pneumonia, why didn’t they take her to a hospital? If she had pneumonia, why did they allow her outside after her ‘episode’ for that photo op with the little girl giving her flowers? Shouldn’t she stay in bed for at least a few hours?

Typical Clinton lies.

Deny everything, then, when something can’t be denied, make up a new lie about that. Wash, rinse my mouth out with your ass, repeat.

This remake of the 90s is really pissing me off. At least in the original, we had beaten Russia and I liked Newt.

 

Related:

Let’s add in a little Minitrue lies.

Last week, that fool was one of the ones writing about hating haters who hate Hillary! saying she was sick. The link is in that article, I’m not linking the Wash Post liars twice in one post.

Now he says,

Hillary Clinton falling ill Sunday morning at a memorial service on the 15th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks will catapult questions about her health from the ranks of conservative conspiracy theory to perhaps the central debate in the presidential race over the coming days.

Oooh, so he’s laying it out there, you say.

It’s Minitrue I say. They lie, it’s what they do. ‘

Coughing, I wrote, is simply not evidence enough of any sort of major illness that Clinton is assumed to be hiding.

 

Yeah see, last week those hating haters who hated weren’t just talking about her cough, that was just the latest example of how sick she is.

Some of it was about Parkinson’s, the CNN guy was fired for talking about her health long before her coughing fits, and of course, people were talking about her problems walking up stairs and who can forget her fits?

In gif form if you don’t like clicking.

not-at-all-sick

 

The only question is if Chris the Minitrue Idjit was lying or had his head so far up Hillary!’s ass that he never saw it.

Since he works for the Wash Post, I’m going with Liar.

And since we’re getting closer and closer to Hillary! dropping out, I’m running this gif before it’s OLD!!!!! I was saving it for after the first debate assuming Trump would kill it and Hillary! would only win the after-action review by our fine Minitrue betters. Like the liars at the Wash Post.

whos-your-daddy

I forget where I got it. Sorry.

 

Since I didn’t see any “protests” by entitled millionaires, let’s talk football.

Today was what football is all about.

 

Making Cowboys cry.