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Let’s look at some conflicting stuff.

Added as I’m checking it out before posting, I didn’t stay with the theme, just put in the word”conflict” wherever it seem apt. 

First, I’m all in on this. Afghans aren’t really into that whole ‘diversity’ thing.

ISIS is trying to establish a caliphate inside Afghanistan, the country’s top U.S. commander said.

The push is “principally a non-Afghan movement,” Nicholson said.

Let’s throw a few more scorpions in that bucket and then get the hell out of Dodge.


Plane crashes and bursts into flames upon take-off.

The plane — a twin-prop Fairchild Metroliner carrying three defense officials and two private contractors — was heading for Misrata in Libya and was taking part in a customs operation to track illicit human and drug trafficking routes,…

The operation that the aircraft was taking part in has been taking place for the past five months…

It was set to return to Malta within hours without landing in any other countries, officials said.

Hmmm, I wonder what happened to cause a plane to crash as it was surveilling Libyan smuggling routes. Probably just sucked a falcon into the engines.

In Austria, they’re just noting that different cultures have different rules and since boy-rape is a cultural thing, you can’t blame the poor immigrants.

In a truly shocking twist the Suptreme Court decided the grown Iraqi man may not have realised the 10-year-old did not want to be sexually abused by him.

So “nein” doesn’t mean “nein” when it’s a furriner raping a 10 year old boy? Since you usually get some funny with any endy, this makes it horrifically hilarious.

as part of a trip to encourage integration.

Methinks the integration is going the wrong direction.

It’s a good thing Austria doesn’t have a history of murderous xenophobes who want to mass-murder the ‘other’ or this might not end well!


I didn’t realize the Wash Post was going the “you have X free articles and then you have to pay us” deal route. I’ve used up my free articles (oh noes!!!!!!) so I’ll link the Kyev post that has the first couple of paragraphs with this howler at the end.

But the United States says Russia is quietly violating the treaty with a new ground-launched cruise missile, and recent reports suggest Russia may be making more of them. Russia has denied being in violation. The Obama administration has now asked for a rare meeting of a special commission established to hash out compliance issues. A violation of this magnitude, if true, cannot be overlooked; a failure to settle the issue could weaken the treaty.

Oooohhhhh, Obama WILL NOT OVERLOOK THIS!!!!!!!!!

Another red line, another murderous dictator laughing his ass off. I see that we’re going backwards in time, we were in the 90s for a long time, now we’re in the 60s.

We have Russia nukularly rattling their sabers,.talking about militarizing Cuba and Vietnam and the rise in STDs as a result of free love.

So the 60s without the awesome cars and good music.

Eh, at least we don’t have hippies not shaving……


This one has me confused,

The Pentagon’s Joint Staff recently warned against using equipment made by China’s Lenovo computer manufacturer amid concerns about cyber spying against Pentagon networks…

…cyber security officials are concerned that Lenovo computers and handheld devices could introduce compromised hardware into the Defense Department supply chain

Can’t China just buy the info from Obama and Hillary!? I mean, China has quite the investment in the whole Dem party, this doesn’t make sense.

Unless….they’re expecting a Trump win!  That’s the only thing that makes sense.


Hillary! is obviously a better candidate than Trump, she can stay on-script!

Video: Hillary Clinton reads from script during interview! WikiLeaks bombshell email MSNBC Chris Hayes Tax

As you might have figured out from the quoted text, there’s vid at the link that shows it.


As the Dept. of “Justice” is busily ignoring all the revelations of Dem felonies and vote fraud, they have their priorities straight.

While thousands of criminal aliens are being released onto the streets of Arizona, Sheriff Arpaio is the one who is facing the prospect of jail time.

Can’t have a sheriff enforcing laws! That way lies madness!!!!


Eh, we have one thing going for us on that whole, ‘invasion’ thing.

The Telegraph published a map showing the U.S. leads the world in private firearm ownership but does not even crack the Top 10 when it comes to firearm-related deaths.

Although methinks, if Hillary! wins, that trend of low gun deaths will be reversed as many gun owners start getting shot resisting arrest.


Italians have to be jealous. Fake-food hats!


Seriously, that just has to piss off Italians.

I’m not sure if I should file this under, “We are not afraid enough of the Japanese” or not.


What were you thinking marrying 7 women?

Shoppers at a Colorado strip mall were stunned to spot a group of unusual window-shoppers — a bull elk and his seven female companions.

A video posted to Facebook by John Burns shows the bull bringing up the rear of the elk procession earlier this month at an outdoor shopping center in Estes Park.

Eh, at least they didn’t make him hold all their purses on his antlers.

‘Reality!!!!’ is winning on points, the only way reality can win is with a TKO, or the asteroid I guess.

Roger L. Simon writes

If the 2016 presidential election were actually about genuine political policies, Donald Trump would defeat Hillary Clinton in one of the biggest landslides of all time.

Well yeah, but they’ve been making sure it’s about anything but what’s going on in the world or what Hillary! and Trump have been saying they’ll do.

Our fine media betters have to create a ‘Reality!!!!” more conducive to a Hillary! win or the stupid voters might not figure out for themselves that they’re supposed to vote for her.


I saw the headline for this story, “Inflation about to explode higher” and I had half a post written about how it’s already exploded higher, but our fine governmental betters, aided and abetted by our fine media betters, have been hiding it. But then I started reading the article (I know. But sometimes I feel I should click the links I post and read what’s linked.)

We all know the BLS artificially suppresses the CPI through bullshit… adjustments made by government apparatchiks at the behest of their politician bosses. Some obscure theoretical academic  calculation called owners equivalent rent accounts for almost a quarter of the CPI weighting.

It has no relation to reality as it has increased by only 12% since 2012, while the Case Shiller Housing Price Index is up 52% over the same time frame.

Exactly. Everything I buy is more expensive, ridiculously in some cases. Coffee has increased in price, by a bunch, as the package it comes in has become smaller. I save Folger’s coffee plastics for storing stuff like rice or I might not have noticed how much smaller they’ve become.

‘Reality!!!!’ has to trump (heh) reality or the wrong people might be elected.


Chemical warfare in Mosul, but that’s one reality that goes against the ‘Reality!!!!’ that Obama is not a feckless incompetent on the international stage.

Up to 1,000 people have been treated for breathing problems linked to fumes from a sulfur plant set ablaze during fighting with Islamic State in northern Iraq and U.S. officials say U.S. forces at a nearby airfield are wearing protective masks

Hmmm, now why haven’t our fine media betters been noticing this? The Wash Post has an article where they mention this, but every other article is in a furrin newspaper, like the Grauniad (which I only link to point and laugh).


Another result of Obama-helping ‘Reality!!!!’, the Turks are helping the Russians help the murderous Syrian dictator fight the “moderate rebels”, called “Syrian Democratic Forces”(SDF), J Effin Kerry is all excited about being on our side. The problem is that there are Kurdish forces in the SDF, and Turkey feels the same way about the Kurds they do about Armenians.

Turkish-backed rebels have launched an offensive to seize a north Aleppo town held by the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) coalition led by the Kurdish People’s Protection Units (YPG).

So Russian allies in the region are fighting our allies in the region.

We’re back in the Cold War, Hillary!’s “reset” button reset us to 1968. Another reality we have to ignore.

If anybody wants to know what “feckless disregard of reality” means……

A senior U.S. defence official said the groups struck by Turkish jets were not themselves U.S.-backed but were “close to and friendly with” the fighters Washington is working with.

Yeah, “close and friendly” in this case means, “They’re our allies when they’re over there (points to the left) but not when they’re over there (points toward Allepo)!” In other words, nobody in the world not an American citizen is afraid of Obama.

Remember, “Reality!!!!” is much easier to control than reality but reality always wins out.
Now, while I deplore my racism, does this look like “mostly peaceful” protesters are getting ready to make the ‘mostly peaceful’ protest even more mostly-peaceful? Or could it be totally not-jihadis getting ready to totally not perform terror acts in NC?

Police are investigating yet another gun store robbery in North Carolina….

The incident is the latest in a series of pawn and gun shop robberies in the area—many of which use similar techniques….

According to WSOC TV, more than 420 guns have been stolen in the Charlotte area this year.

Either way, I’m sure lawful gun owners will be blamed for whatever the deal is. That’s officially approved ‘Reality!!!!’, reality cannot be allowed to intrude on the current election.


In “Reality!!!!!” xtians are the violent extremists who react violently when their religion is subject to free-speech!.

In reality, not so much.

A new head on a baby Jesus statue is causing some to look twice in a Sudbury, Ont., churchyard.

The head — which went missing from the pearly white statue a year ago — has been replaced by a handmade terracotta sculpture created by a local artist.

Get that? Those violent Xtians are “looking twice”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what’s the problem with the new head?



Imagine if that were Mohamed? Who would be more outraged, the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. or ‘moderate Muslims’?

Instead, most Christians have not even heard about it. I saw this a few days ago and I figured someone would mention it, but that story is it.

The priest’s comment is priceless.

“It really is shocking to the eyes because of the big contrast in colour,” the church’s priest Gérard Lajeunesse told CBC News.

Really? The color is why it’s shocking to the eyes? Not because you’ve replaced Jesus with Baal?

With the most blatantly unnecessary yet surprising comment ever in the history of ever.

“I wasn’t trained for this in seminary.”

You’d think they might have taught him the difference between Baal and Jesus in seminary. You’d be wrong apparently.


Let’s take a break from ‘Reality!!!!’and reality to look at some “REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


So queertext focuses on the “material, erotice realities of our bodies”?

It’s funny, when I was in HS we were told that letting the little head do the thinking for the big head was bad. In the glorious Now!, it’s required.


What did we learn today?

Not a damned thing except priests in northern Ontario do some good drugs.



Chicago leads the best of 7 series 3-2. If they win tomorrow, we’re headed for a Cleveland vs Cubs World Series. I’ve figured it out. It’ll be a great series with 1-0 pitcher’s duels and 12-11 offensive explosions. It’ll come down to game 7. It’ll go into extra innings. The visitor will score 5 runs in the 14th, the home team will respond with 5 of their own. Before the 15th inning can start, either the asteroid will hit the stadium, Live! On TV! or the zombie virus in all the drinks will kick in and we’ll watch the ‘fans’ rush the field and eat the players.

Let’s see if there are any other portents.

Iran’s war with Saudi Arabia is getting interesting.

Their al Quaeda branch had a schism which gave us ISIS and “moderate rebels”, both are getting their asses kicked in Syria and now they’re in trouble in Mosul. Meanwhile, Iran is making progress in the Saud’s neighborhood in Yemen, by fighting us. Remember, strong horse, weak horse, retarded horse.

Iran has stepped up weapons transfers to the Houthis, the militia fighting the Saudi-backed government in Yemen,…

… could exacerbate a security headache for the United States, which last week struck Houthi targets with cruise missiles in retaliation for failed missile attacks on a U.S. Navy destroyer.

Oman, once afraid of us and acting like our friends, are ignoring the smuggling of weapons in or possibly actively aiding it. Who knows? Who cares?

“The nuclear deal gave Iran an upper hand in its rivalry with Saudi Arabia, but it needs to be preserved,” the (Iranian) diplomat said.


Yeah, most people paying attention, excepting our fine political, intellectual, moral and social betters, have noticed that. As we’re selling arms to Saudi Arabia, we’re helping the people they’re fighting. Iranians killed a bunch of our people in Iraq and now we’re fighting with them in Mosul. Obama does like to fight both sides of any war.


In Akbar Britain News,  France, sick of Calais being a third-world land-piracy haven, is trying to talk Britain into taking in ‘children’ to be reunited with their families, and they’re going for it.

In an unconventional move, the French minister wrote a column in British newspaper The Guardian on Monday directly addressing British people and making a passionate plea on behalf of ‘minors’ currently camping in Calais. However, the average age of these ‘minors’ is 25….

Meanwhile, British Home Office refuses to disclose the number of migrant ‘children’ arriving from Calais — in what a British newspaper described as an “information blackout”.


That’s gonna end well.
I don’t know if these next two things are connected, but here I felt like drudgetapositioning.

Obama meets with Italian PM

Italian PM scuttles sanctions against Russia for blowing up Aleppo.

As his peeps are making noises about getting into a war with Russia. Obama does like to fight both sides of any war you know.


During his press conference with Renzi, Obama said Trump should stop whining, here he is expanding on that by lying about Hillary!

No matter how tough the odds, no matter how much people try to knock her down, no matter how mean folks can be, she doesn’t point fingers. She doesn’t complain. She doesn’t whine.

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, the Basket Of Deplorables, the rant on “Why am I not 50 points ahead”, Trump Stalked Me At The Debate, Bush’ Fault, Selected Not Elected and my ass did not immediately respond (they were laughing too hard, and farting I guess).


The GOP has a plan to replace Obamacare. Not repeal, replace. They have some happy pabulum going on, but then they get to the part where the gov’t is involved.

Build a stronger NIH. Our plan provides NIH with a robust, steady level of discretionary funding while increasing
accountability for taxpayers and supporting scientists working on cutting-edge research.

Gov’t hiring scientists is not going to help “cutting-edge research”, it’s going to put bureaucrats in the position to decide what they should work on. Instead of the lure of profit.

How about you regulate it against fraud, make some sort of system to adjudicate disputes (we could call it a “court” with “judges”! I know where you can find such a system and it’s already up and running) and get the gov’t out of it?

If the GOP assholes would vote to repeal Obamacare they’d win the election in a landslide.

But then, they’d be giving up their power over us and we’re just too dim to run our lives without our fine political, social, moral and intellectual betters telling us how to do it.


Which is why I’m all in on this. The more time politicians spend on unimportant idiocies the less time they spend on taking-my-freedom idiocies.

The Kemper County Board of Supervisors unanimously approved an ordinance during its regular meeting on Monday that makes it unlawful for any person of any age to appear in public in Kemper County in a clown costume, clown mask or clown makeup


It’s sorta funny they proved that there’s a fool born every minute by banning circuses.



Some endy with no funny.

World wine output is expected to hit a four-year low in 2016 after bad weather hit production in France and South America, industry forecasts say.

We’re boned.

Well, somebody’s boned. I mostly drink Italian and CA vino.


You just cannot have a sense of humor anymore.

You don’t have to be a star to grab a pussy… cat,” the ad joked, informing the public that all shelter cats over six months old can be adopted for $50 from Oct. 19 to 23.


I do think it’s funny, but you’d think that after the ad folks got done laughing, one of them might have said, “You know, maybe that’s not such a great idea. People dont’ have a sense of humor anymore.” You’d be wrong.




Above The Post Important, Oral Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!, Update!!!!!!

“And I do swallow.”

At least she’s accepted who her likely taker are.



Now, back to our posts in its entireties!

I saw this in drafts, I’m not sure when I wrote it, but it’s prepping the battlespace, against me, so here it is.



DHS says (pdf warning!!!) we need to stop saying words like ‘jihad’ and ‘sharia‘.

I’m fer stopping using those words, let’s use ones like “Crusade” (as in, “Let’s win the Crusades this time!!!!), and “don’t own slaves or beat your wife!”

But that’s not all that important as that report is only useful for surrendering to jihadis who want to implement sharia or for Americans to make fun of it.

I know which I am.

This report focuses on the spread of violent extremist ideology and the recruitment of American youth to extremist groups,

In other words, violent, extremist tea party ideology not islamic.

To effectively address and conquer the challenge of violent extremism,

Notice again “violent extremism”, they do not mean Islamic, they mean me and other people who think the Constitution is the foundation of the govt’s power.

Many experts expressed concerns that funding is tied to the same agencies that have law enforcement mandates or that CVE stigmatizes some of the very communities it seeks to help, notably the American Muslim communities

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying we should stigmatize Muslim communities, it seems Islamists and “moderate” Muslims do that enough for all of us, but notice “some” immediately defend the American Muslim community. The “some” being the ‘journalist’.

But the point of the deal is that the ‘very communities’ it should seek to help is America, not just Muslim communities in America.

The United States Government must take all forms of violent extremism and radicalization seriously, prioritizing those forms that pose the greatest threats to safety and security, most urgently.

In other parts of the world, that “all forms” bit means “Israel”, when the Obama admin says it, they mean me. People who think the Constitution means something are the greatest threats to our fine oligarchical “elitist” assholes.

To include those that espouse and/or undertake violence justified through various ideologies, to include anarchists, sovereign citizens, white-supremacists, and others.

Once again, they do not say “Islamic”, because they mean me.

They eventually get around to discussing ISIS (ISIL as they call it. I wonder why? They call themselves ISIS) but then they go off the tracks.

we have constructed language in daily use that promotes an “us and them” narrative of division

And they want to stop that Narrative Of Division! See, just cuz they want to kill us doesn’t mean we should make it all confrontational.


Coupla other funnies.

s to fight child exploitation, including the plights of child soldiers and child slavery.

So, they’re going to get us out of the UN? Most of that stuff is Africa, but as we’ve seen, ISIS is all about child soldiers and child slave-wives.

Sigh. That’s what we can expect more of if Hillary! wins.

Last night, before the debate, I wrote this next post but I didn’t post it because it went in a totally different direction than I was expecting.


I had a long post about how maybe voting Hillary! might be a good idea. Seriously.

I’d been thinking about what happens after the election and, maybe I’m just crazy, but neither one is likely to make 6 months as POTUS.

We get Trump as POTUS and ytou know our fine establishment betters, with Minitrue’s help, can whip an impeachment tout suite, so he’s probably immediately impeached and kicked out (The empire strikes back!!) so goes on to his new reality show, “Who Wants To Be POTUS?” or possibly a presidential trivia game show.

We get Pence, which is probably a best case case.

Hillary! won’t last because I could see her getting sworn in and passing out in public in about ohhhh….. 8 minutes. January in DC can be a scorching 50 degrees, so we get Kaine.

Then I got to the part about being either Pence or Kaine.

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Dude has crazy eyes. Seriously. That’s him at what his people think is his best, non-crazy eyes, it’s cropped from his official picture,

Now, I could see them planning on him stepping down after appointing as VP somebody like… who? Nancy Pelosi? That’s funny. For about 2 seconds. Bernie? Maybe that’s why he shut up, or I’m not sure who, but someone the Dem leadership likes ain’t gonna be good.

Alternatively….Kaine decides it’s good to be king. That’s funny too. For about 6 seconds.


If Hillary! wins, we get Hillary! as POTUS or we get to watch a hard-left vs establishment pricks civil war with parts of minitrue ignoring it and/or taking different sides so we’re still definitely boned as they agree on pretty much everything except who gets the biggest seat at the trough. It might be funnier than watching Trump get impeached but we’d still be boned.


In either case, there’s the wildcard of the Obama admin and Minitrue going crazy and we the people are boned if Trump wins or them going a little less crazy if Hillary! wins but we’re still boned as they go after us in their Chicago-machine/jackbooted way.

So we’re back to the .50BMG or unkown gun choice.

We do have one thing going for us.

Cleveland made it to the World Series, now all we need is Chicago to get in and we’ll at least have a date before which WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would make the whole end of civilization funnier if it kept either team from winning the Series. As we all know, whoever’s in charge of this sorry ball of mud has a very twisted sense of humor.



But I’m going in anyway. I will say I’m going to win tonight’s debate too. Somebody tell me if Trump has some people with flash cameras who get Hillary! into a seizure. Or……what if it’s Obama’s peeps?  I figured they’d want to pull the old switcheroo after the debates so M’Shell wouldn’t have to answer any pesky questions from the masses.

Either way, let me know.

Let’s start with Peggy Noonan, nitwit who’s still trying to figure out how Obama changed so much after being elected. Both times.

Now, you could read the whole thing, but you’d be more stupider afterward, she’s still on Russia helping Trump, but we can’t know how connected cuz Trump hasn’t released his taxes. No mention of Hillary! accepting Russian money for sleazy deals.

I’m just linking for this

I don’t know about you but when people look down on me I want them to be distinguished or outstanding in some way—towering minds, people of exquisite sensibility or learning.


I don’t know about you, but when people look down on me I make fun of them and tell them to go screw. Especially people of “exquisite sensibility”.


Rich Lowry, nitwit, has an op-ed about “How Team Hillary secretly sees the world”, which is only secret because our find media betters ignore what she says,  with this

The hack (wikileaks) is, to say the least, not the way to achieve sunshine in our politics or government,

The folks in the media aren’t doing it. Somebody has to, and the GOP isn’t interested in it either. That story is about Rubio saying he won’t talk about stuff in wikileaks. He also seems to not want to talk about the FBI’s notes, the only people he attacks are Republicans who don’t agree with John McCain know who.

Which leads to Trump’s call for term-limits for Congress.

I don’t know if I like that. On the one hand, it would get rid of a bunch of assholes, on the other hand, it’s treating Americans like children and protecting them from themselves. On the gripping hand, that would just create a bunch of staffers that the leaders of the parties would assign to incoming Congress-critters to ensure continuity of their policies.

FBI agents are revolting!!!!!!!

A now-retired FBI agent and a State Department official involved in a discussion over the classification of information in one of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s emails said Tuesday they had discussed mutual agency requests but had not linked the two as a bargain, as another FBI employee had reported.

They smell too.


Yahoo askes, Will things turn ugly if Trump loses?

Possibly, but if Trump wins, it’ll be uglier still as the Obama admin and minitrue go fucking crazier than they already are.

When I hear Donald Trump suggest that he wants to “make America great again,” it always triggers the same three questions in my head….

To what specific period of American greatness are you wanting us to return? When black folk suffered segregation after slavery? When women had no right to vote or control their own bodies? When gay brothers and lesbian sisters felt ceaseless hate? When we stole land from the Native Americans? When we sent Japanese families to internment camps? When America lynched Mexicans?

Seriously? And how is Trump going to implement these policies? Will he just executively order this stuff and we’ll be powerless to stop him?

What gets me is that the only stuff that could be tied to a single political party are segregation and Japanese internment camps that were done by Democrats, in the lifetime of many who are still alive today.

As for lynching Mexicans, buh? I’ve never heard that accusation before, but he needed something for the special protected classes so he just made some shit up.


This gives me hope for the future.

A hotline for University of Florida students to report culturally insensitive Halloween costumes has backfired after a Fox Sports commentator instigated a series of prank calls to the number….

Since then, at least 40 prank calls have come in, taxing the hotline’s resources by forcing the school to investigate false reports.

That’s the spirit, show the ridiculous to be ridiculous. As for the bit I bolded at the end, they’re all false reports. That’s just axiomatic. One man’s ‘cultural insensitivity’ is another man’s hilarity. Wait, was that culturally insensitive that I wrote “men” instead of “men and women”? Wait, was that sarcastic question culturally insensitive? No! Because I’m from Sarcastacity!


Hilarious new signs on the Chicago mass transit made famous in Good Times and the Blues Brothers.


WTF? Did I miss a new epidemic?

More importantly, will that sign work better than this one?


I asked my magic 8-ball the last question and it said, “Stop asking me stupid questions. Asshole.”

I gotta get a new magic 8-ball.

Except you’re wrong.

Major Victory Over IRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the court picked up where the D.C. Circuit left off, and ordered that the IRS cease delaying determinations on any outstanding tax-exempt applications of Tea Party groups and other grassroots organizations. He gave the IRS thirty days to comply.

OOooooohhhhhh!!!!!! 30 Days!!!!!!!!! Who’s gonna enforce that order? The “Justice” Dept? The A-Team? Santy Claus?

Totally unrelated, Day 1258 in the IRS “Scandal” (if a scandal happens in the forest and all of our betters ignore it, did it really happen?)


This one is all about not paying attention.

But confidently predicting how his (Trump’s V) mere election would affect markets or the economy is impossible — and risks further undermining economists’ already shaky reputation with the public.

Of course a Trump will cause all manner of bad things to happen in the economy. Minitrue will suddenly report on the shit they’ve been ignoring for 7 years of Recovery Summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


FBI Agents totes upset!!!!!!

FBI agents say the bureau is alarmed over Director James Comey deciding not to suggest that the Justice Department prosecute Hillary Clinton…
We talk about it in the office and don’t know how Comey can keep going.”

I’ll tell you how he keeps going, because Hillary!’s Bitches in the FBI ain’t doing shit about their bureau simultaneously pissing, shitting and dancing on the rule of law.


Dire warnings

In Democratic circles, the talk about the presidential election has increasingly turned to fears of a violent uprising by white supremacists and neo-Nazis if Donald Trump loses.

I’d suggest it’s more like Hillary!’s Bitches in the FBI and all the bureaucratic SWAT teams will have to respond to what our fine Minitrue betters will be calling a violent uprising. No more Tea Party protests for you! The only protests allowed will be when violent lefties get their destruction on.


I agree, Polie-ico lies. It’s what they do.

WikiLeaks-BUSTED Politico(sic) journo doubles down with this lame denial

But why act so surprised? Seriously, it’s like acting surprised that Clintons lie.


The next don’t really really go along with the rest.

This is more of an I Wuz Right! thing

According to an NBC insider, “Trump was leading in the polls, so the tape was leaked to derail his bid.”

The insider added the leak was sanctioned by NBC News top brass, and in the process, “NBC handed over the scoop of the year to WaPo, just to help Hillary.”

I was reading tea leaves and figured Trump was doing better than I thought.


As a sequel to Megyn Kelly losing to Rachel Maddow (which we see she still is), we see the only one not hatin’ on Trump, Hannity, winning the ratings wars. The top of the list.

O’Reilly   2.231   Kelly: 2.104    Maddow:  2.136    Hannity: 2.471


That’s tea leaves, but should I read them?


Okay, this one is funny. A nasty, nearly nekkid statue of Hillary! in NYC was destroyed by some hateful cow who actually said, “I can do whatever I want!!!!” then she sits on the statue of the golden cow. There’s video at the link that shows it.

My problem with the statue, look at the hooves. No cankles! That’s like Trump without the hair.




I will say it’s hilarious that Minitrue is pushing all these decade(s) old accusation that nobody mentioned before.


My personal favorite is Winstette Smith at People who kept it quiet for so long, poor girl suffering in silence for all these years. Too bad she didn’t have some sort of outlet for publishing her bullshit….totally true accusations before. It’s must have been especially frustrating for her since tabloids like People have never discussed Trump much.

An artist’s rendition of if Bill were a baboon.



Now we’ll go with sideburns.

No, we’ll go with SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!


Proving that not everybody in the 70s had porn star facial hair. Although…that was just 1970 so more of a 60s thing. That does make me wish I could grow facial hair.


I’m gonna have to decry the homophobia in this one.


I’m pretty sure he just called Hillary! a dyke.

The “Justice” Dept. has their own version of the Constitution.



It’s not fair confusing this poor girl.



A question.

Which is more disturbing.

This disturbing

or this oh-no

Yeah, I know. That’s ‘below the fold’ stuff. Sorry.


Speaking of Hugh Jass and trouser trout, Rutgers is having a new graffiti crisis! No, not the great Trump Chalkening, but Mr. Dick Butt!


With this utterly hilarious quote

“Rutgers has such a huge name and the University needs to stay up to its name.”

First, is that how Rutgers students speak? “a huge name”? Rutgers is actually a fairly small name for a university. As to “stay up to its name”, how about ‘live up to its name’? That’s so close to intelligent speech it’s scary. You know, if you’re paying tuition of In-state: $31,733 Out-of-state: $47,384 to go there.

Rutgers, of course, is where they  ensmallened their name by telling their students to only speak when “necessary” and where the students protested Condi Rice  while the university paid that Snooki thing, from Jersey Shore, $32K to speak so having them speak like a Jersey Shore-ite should be expected.

I will say that Mr. Dick Butt is ‘necessary’ speech.


Whodathunk that toads could be scarier than creepy clowns.


I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to sleep if that was on top of my house.

We interrupt this post for a Hillary! campaign ad

She’s changed!


I’m going to hell for so many reasons, let’s just add one to the pile.


The best (worst?) part? You’ll never run out of wine with Him on your team.

If Hillary! wins


I’m not sure what that huge, honking pistol in the middle is, but I want one.



Do you know what today is? It’s one of the greatest holy days in the American calendar! National No Bra Day!




Good tit, bad tit, I’m the one with the tongue.


Keeping with the Star Trek theme, let’s end on something that our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters will never understand.

But Shatner gets us!