Archive for the ‘Funniest End of Civilization Evah’ Category

First, some whoppers!

Shouting Match Erupts Between  Clinton and Trump aides

I guess, but that formulation is very dishonest. That’s like saying ‘Punches flew between two men’ when one was sitting there and the other ran up and started punching him and the first guy fought back.

So the Clinton asshole said

“If providing a platform for white supremacists makes me a brilliant tactician, I am proud to have lost,” she said. “I would rather lose than win the way you guys did.”

Some asshole calls me names and I’m gonna reply. A better headline would be, “Sore-loser, Clinton surrogate picks fight with Trump surrogate.”

 

Stein recount goal raised for fourth time!

Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein has yet again raised the fundraising goal for an attempted vote recount in three battleground states and is currently seeking $9.5 million for the effort.

Why, it’s almost as if it’s a scam! I know, whodathunk the Green Party ran scams?!?!?!?! I mean, they’re so pure and honest and global warmmongery!

 

A  question, how is this

The decision to remove “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain and “To Kill A Mockingbird” by Harper Lee came after a parent filed a complaint, WAVY reported. The parent cited excessive racial slurs as the reason for wanting the books banned, Superintendent Warren Holland told the news station.

Any different from the Taliban blowing up  idols from non-Islamic religions?

I’ll tell you how, Buddhist figures represent Buddhism, Huckleberry Finn is the opposite of racist, just like Blazing Saddles, but lefties are all knee-jerk, simplisme, non-nuancy children.

 

Obama is such a cipher. We’ve all long wondered if he’s incompetent or malicious, but for his post-POTUSy we’re going to have to wonder if he’s really that stupid. 

US President Barack Obama has urged his successor Donald Trump to stand up to Russia if it deviates from US “values and international norms”.

Mr. ‘I’ll have more flexibility after the election’ is telling Trump to stand up to Putin. After Joe Biden talked about cyber war against Russia, Obama had this to say

He also warned against a cyber arms race, saying there was clear proof Russia had engaged in cyber attacks.

What a putz.

 

This sounds far too likely.

Human rights groups have reacted with horror after EU member states approved draconian new anti-terror laws which critics have warned could be used to suppress eurosceptic movements by force.

In a rare show of universal anger seven leading civil rights movements tore into unelected Brussels bureaucrats over the shadowy plot, warning that it endangers “fundamental rights and freedoms” including the right to protest.

Betcha they wished they’d kept their guns.

The funniest part is that EUnuchstanian oligarchs won’t talk about Islamic terrorism, so you know the terrorism they’re talking about is Brexit-type stuff and probably the Jews. (They hate Jews more than they hate me).

 

This is just funny.

It’s time for the FBI to conduct a detailed investigation into the violence and political thuggery that continue to mar the presidential election’s aftermath. A thorough probe of the protests—to include possible ties to organizations demanding vote recounts—will give the Bureau’s integrity-challenged director, James Comey, a chance to sandblast his sullied badge.

Jeebus. Obama’s Dept. of “Justice” does not go after Democrats. Where has this fool been? I am happy the FBI tried to undo their whitewash in the last days of the election, but a few indictments would do a lot toward repairing the rule of law.

So I don’t expect any indictments unless Trump fires everybody GS-12 and up in the DO”J” and replaces them with Free Republic commenters.

 

A conundrum.  Chicago jails are empty and yet, crime is up!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What’s up with that? I mean between that and outlawing guns, you’d think everything would be peaches and bourbon.

 

This one is high-larious.

Samford University recently declined to recognize a prospective Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) chapter because of the group’s “inflammatory” anti-communist stance.

So saying bad things about a murderous ideology is verboten?

The Sharon Statement, adopted in 1960, begins by asserting that the fundamental role of government is to protect the rights and liberties of its citizens, and declares that “the forces of international Communism are, at present, the greatest single threat to these liberties,” adding that “the United States should stress victory over, rather than coexistence with, this menace.”

Ummmm, communism, by its very definition, is against individual rights. It’s right there in the fucking name. Wherever commies take over, rights go away.

 

The best reason for Trump.

With the announcement of Trump’s triumphant (Trumphant?) Carrier deal, the word that occurs to me—not for the first time—is “showman.”

Jerry Pournelle, in one of his Falkenburg’s Legion books, writes something like, ‘By the end of the 20th century, the traits necessary to become POTUS were not the traits that would make one a good POTUS.”

I was just thinking about this last night. Trump is actually the perfect POTUS. All he has to do is look good talking on TV and hire people who know what they’re doing.

Obama looked good talking on TV, but he hired a bunch of idiots and fools (and Hillary, a corrupt, foolish, ignoramus).

Bush had a good crew, so did Ronnie Raygun. Clinton had grifters and lefty idjits but he controlled the second pretty well.

Yeah, sometimes I just want the world to go away. I call those days, “Everyday”.

Let’s see what’s going on out there now that Trump won.

CNN makes me laugh, they’re so consistently leftist.

As eastern EUnuchstan is worrying about Russia attacking, CNN knows who’s to blame. No, not the Jews, that’s so 2015.

It’s Trump of course.  I was flipping by CNN earlier while they were talking about this and their correspondent ended by saying something about, “war looms on the horizon as Trump is close to being POTUS.”

No mention of Obama’s fecklessness and Hillary’s idiocy, but in that last story about how we are sending troops back to Norway, they manage to make it look like Trump’s fault. CTRL F gets you 12 mentions or Trump, most of which are about how he’s weakening NATO, Obama returns 0.

It’s funny how all that’s wrong in the world went from being Bush’ fault to being Trump’s fault. Well, not funny so much as ‘Fake News’.

 

Let’s keep making fun of CNN. This is a perfect trifecta of tone-deafness, ignorance and hatred of America.

Americans should wear hijabs to show solidarity with Muslim women who fear being attacked for wearing the religious head covering, CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota

Yeah, see, women are attacked for not wearing that, not for wearing it. If they want to make an impact, they should go to Saudi Arabia and get women to stop wearing it in solidarity with women who fear being attacked for not wearing their sack-o-slavery.

Alisyn was on Foxnews for a long time, this shows that Foxnews hires from the same brain-dead pool of blow-dried teleprompter readers.

Which leads to Megyn Kelly might “jump to CNN!!!!”

My prediction? Outrage-monger/Trump-hater, Megyn will have high ratings initially (first week or two) and then, back to CNN’s normal third place slot while whoever replaces her will have good ratings. CNN just cannot out-lefty MSNBC and most people are sick of fake-news.

 

Also totally not Obama’s fault? The resurgence of the Persian empire.

The assimilation of militias into state armies in Syria, Iraq and Lebanon does not mean handing over the keys of local government to these Iranian militias. On the contrary, by being part of the Syrian, Iraqi and Lebanese regular forces, these militias will control — on Tehran’s behalf — their respective armies, and by extension the governments behind these armies….

So big deal, it’s not as if there’s some sort of historical example of this.

The model of local kings, historically known as satraps in ancient Iran, is an old Persian scheme. After invading neighboring territories and forcing their leaders to concede, rulers of ancient Iran would keep the local king in power, on the condition that the king pledges allegiance to the Iranian king (Shah in Persian). Thus the Iranian ruler became the King of Kings (Shahnshah).

Too bad Rome and Greece are too broke to scare up some legionnaires or hoplites.

On the plus side, they will be fighting against Constantinople, Pharoah and the Arabian peninsula, which hasn’t worked out well for Persians in the past.

 

In EUnuchstanian hilarity, Geert Wilders is on trial for Hate-Speech!!!!!!!!! for a fairly milquetoast statement

based on a speech he delivered in 2014 calling for “fewer Moroccans” in the country.

The Economist knows Why You Get Trump

The trial is scheduled to start on October 31st, and if past precedent is any guide, it will lead to a boost in the PVV’s popularity.

as he’s poised to become Prime Minister.

His party is now the biggest party in the Dutch polls. With elections coming up in March 2017, the populist politician seems to be on track to become the Netherlands’ next prime minister.

 

The EUnuchs might have underestimated their serfs as much as our fine betters in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party have done over here.

 

Kellog’s decides to get all political.

Kellogg says it will no longer advertise on Breitbart.com, the website formerly run by one of President-elect Donald Trump’s top aides, Steve Bannon….

to ensure its ads “do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company.

I’m sure that will work out well for them. I know I’ll look at what I buy and see if it’s from Kellog as I do not like to buy products that are not aligned with my values as a consumer.

 

Freedom Is Scary!

Student Jake Goldberg’s free speech resolution called for an end to campus anti-free speech rules at Tufts, including vague administrative provisos that crack down on the “use of nicknames,” “hurtful words,” “bias-fueled jokes,” “comments on an individual’s body or appearance,” “innuendos of a sexual nature,” “gender bias,” and dozens more similar examples cited in the measure.

But the Tufts Student Senate recently voted 26 to zero with two abstentions to reject the proposal

Unanimously rejecting free speech is seriously scary. I’d bet the two abstentions were afraid of their fine, tolerant, fascist friends.

These are our next generation of Americans. We are so boned.

 

So as a “Never Hillary” type, I won’t be “I told you so”ing, but I might be “I expected that”ing.

Cases in point.

Secretary of the Treasury: Steve Mnuchin, former Goldman Sachs executive and protégé of George Soros.

Secretary of Transportation: Elaine Chao, a.k.a. Mrs Mitch McConnell.

Secretary of Commerce: Wilbur Ross, lifelong Democrat and George Soros BFF.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Michael McCaul, 5 term Congressman and co-sponsor of amnesty legislation in 2015.

 

If he names Romney to anything except Secretary of Being Made Fun Of, the next 4 years are going to be uglier than even I expected as he’ll be universally hated by everybody except the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

Regardless, Trump supporters are going to find out that Veeshir’s Iron Law of Politicians is absolute, whenever you like a politician you’ve been successfully conned.

 

club NY! NYC has a culinary HS where budding cunilin….ummm,,, culinarians go to learn to cook. Great plan, except they haven’t paid their gas bill and

With five of the school’s six kitchens unusable, increasingly uninterested students have been forced to learn their craft from dry classroom work rather than stovetop experience.

“430 kids can’t cook,” read a blistering e-mail Wednesday from Nan Shipley, chairwoman of the nonprofit group that supports the school, “Our seniors can’t train for culinary competition. Our freshmen have no idea why they are at the school. The culture of the school is withering on the vine.”

 

They’re spending way too much on crap they’re not supposed to do so they don’t have enough to do what they are supposed to do.

 

In Sarah Jessica Parker news,

Her 2-year-old shoe and apparel line, SJP, will open its first store next week at the brand new $1.2 billion MGM National Harbor casino in Oxon Hill, Md.

DPUD has exclusive pics of her flagship shoe line!

 

sj-parker

 

Troll Level: Trumpian!

A London cafe horrified customers by selling a nut-based smoothie in a swastika-emblazoned bottle — and made matters worse when the drink’s “rogue” creator refused to apologize.

Nin Com Soup was hawking the $4.90 “Nutzy…

Nin com soup. That’s hilarious. And now they’re getting all kinds of free advertising.

It took months to get the OUTRAGE!!! flowing, I bet they started to wonder if they were going to have use a totally evil symbol of hate to get rolling, but luckily they didn’t need to use any Trumpian symbols.

 

The Hottest Year Ever is about to get even more globally wormed!!!!!

While we end November on a warm note here in the eastern US, there are changes unfolding across the Northern Hemisphere that will likely bring a widespread very cold air mass into the US next week. This cold air mass is first going to arrive in Alaska this upcoming weekend with some spots in that state plunging to 40 degrees below zero and way below normal for early December. After that, the cold air dives into the western US during the first half of next week and then it’ll likely blast into the eastern US late next week.  In fact, by the time Saturday, December 10th rolls around, there may be colder-than-normal conditions all the way from Alaska to the southeastern US.  Beyond that, it looks like this colder pattern will indeed have some staying power as we move deeper into the month of December.

Record heat causes it to be cold. I learned that in The Day After Tomorrow.

Since they don’t mention CO2 I’m gonna assume their science is probably not utterly flawed and stupid.

I do thank global warmmongers for that, it makes it easier to figure out who to believe.

Or just really endy to go with the hilarity?

You Make The Call!

Now, anything you read that says, “Trump’s gonna (do this!)!!!!!”, there’s no way to even judge the odds of it happening. It might even be an accurate quote from Trump, but that doesn’t mean he’s gonna do it.

This seems unlikely but it’s one that I really hope happens.

Foreign governments will be encouraged to investigate the Clinton Foundation’s finances, as many are already turning off money spigots to the scandal-scarred group, The Post has learned.

A source close to President-elect Donald Trump’s…

If only to watch the media defend her against starving, HIV-positive Haitians they screwed over when they can’t ignore it.

 

I’ve seen everybody say, “Obama throws Hillary under the bus!!!!” on this story, but I see it as nothing new for Obama.

Obama added, “There are some counties maybe I won that people didn’t expect because people had a chance to see you and listen to you and get a sense of who you stood for and who you were fighting for.”

If only she’d explained her brillyents better, them stupid hicks in flyover country would have known how to vote, because unless Hillary shows up personally to tell them about her awesome plans for corruption and dishonesty, they won’t know about it because nobody covered it.

We’ve disappointed Obama. Again.

 

This one makes me laugh my ass off.

Minitrue outlet, the Hill, asks, “Will Obama hold fire on Trump?

They start out with this to get it over with so we can get to the meat of the problem.

President Obama is grappling with the difficult question of how to handle his successor, Donald Trump, after he leaves office in January.

Obama has frequently lauded former President George W. Bush for moving off the political stage to give him space to govern, a courtesy he says he wants to extend to Trump.

Now, if I’d written that I’d have stopped there after writing, “That’s what he should do.”, but then, there aren’t many people who don’t suckophant at Obama who work for the Hill.

Then they get to where they explain that it’s different.

But Obama knows he is being replaced by a president who’s vowed to roll back many of his core policies and whose worldview could not be more different from his own.

Cuz you know, Obama was so sympatico with Bush.

Jeez, Obama spent all his time blaming Bush for everything and Bush mostly kept his mouth shut. Cheney returned serve a couple times, but that’s it.

The funniest part? They  believe their ‘logic’ and they further believe that anybody who disagrees is a hate-filled, Trump-worshipping, ignorant, fascist-moron.

High-larious.

 

One of the reasons we have Trump is because of the way our fine media betters lie so blatantly and often.

During the election some people had the unmitigated gall to point out the media’s dishonesty. So what’s a minitrue to do?

Attack anybody who doesn’t agree with their community-based reality! They have their “fake news” talking point from journolist but the Wash Post felt it should go the extra kilometer and let their peeps know who to ignore.

“The way that this propaganda apparatus supported Trump was equivalent to some massive amount of a media buy,”said the executive director of PropOrNot, who spoke on the condition of anonymity with the Post.

“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign.”…

 

They  list Pravda so they can defend their list, but then they have Ron Paul, Drudge and the Gates of Vienna and more. Not only do they refuse to learn a lesson, they’re refusing to admit they might examine their practices.

 

The media’s standard standard can be very darn funny.

Now that their Golden Cow lost, they’re all in on a recount as they zoom in on 200 assholes in sheets supporting Trump while ignoring the murderous violence of the Dems’ front groups.

That’s about as endy as funny, but very darn funny.

This is the visual part of the post.

Today’s ‘cognitive’ dissonance comes from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi.

when-they-do-it

Both statements, next to each other like that, make sense to her supporters.

Some more Jill Stein

subscription-to-google

She needs $millions to find out when the state deadline passed! If only there was a resource on the Internet that would allow you to ‘search’ for information stored therein.

The funniest part? The people who give her money would call me an asshole for making fun of this successful con artist whose marks are demanding she take their money.

 

This wouldn’t be so much funny as wrong, except it’s about a Russian puppet our fine media betters are busy showing they love.

nuh-uh

As the puppy blender and  NY Post note, Castro and his thugocrats lived large while Teh Peepul starved.

That’s pretty much socialism’s goal. How can they feel good about themselves unless they live much better than the serfs who need their direction?

I will say that it’s nice to see Castro and Che together again only now they’re good commies!

A Good Commie

A Good Commie

 

I’m actually sad the election is over for one, important, reason.

The peer-reviewed study – entitled “Measure of Impulsive Thrust from a Closed Radio-Frequency Cavity in a Vacuum” – notes that the machine designed to generate thrust by bouncing microwaves around inside a cone-shaped copper chamber does so “over two orders of magnitude higher” than other forms of zero-propellant propulsion like light sails, laser propulsion and photon rockets.

So instead of using inefficient rocket fuel to send spacecraft throughout the solar system, thrust is generated by those bouncing microwaves inside a chamber without a propellant or exhaust: a finding that flies in the face of Sir Isaac Newton’s third law of motion that for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.

I guarantee that they were working on that engine at a feverish pace in an attempt to have a workable space drive to get the hell off this planet.

Oh well, maybe a bunch of the researchers are Hillary supporters.

 

I’m thankful for a lot, most of which boils down to, “I live in America” which, despite all Obama could do, is still the greatest nation on the sorry ball of mud.

I’m also thankful for

teh-awesome

Since I didn’t so much vote for Trump as vote against Hillary, if/when he starts acting like the northeast liberal he is, I won’t be too upset.

As Heinlein wrote, the difference between ‘bad’ and ‘worse’ is always more stark than that between ‘good’ and ‘better’.

And life under a Hillary POTUSy would be especially stark.

 

Some stuff about an idiot who doesn’t get that America is the greatest force for good this world has ever seen, the idiot who should be thankful that nation is such a good place that he’s paid $millions to play a game as he’s bashing the people who pay his salary.

The idiot who doesn’t stand for the National Anthem decided to wear a shirt with Fidel Castro, racist, murderous, commie dictator to Miami. Jebus, that’s almost as stupid as when Cameron Diaz wore her Mao-wear to Peru, where they’re still recovering from Maoist guerrillas.

“One thing that Fidel Castro did do,” he said, “is they have the highest literacy rate because they invest more in their education system than they do in their prison system, which we do not do here, even though we’re fully capable of doing that.”

Moh-ron. The whole island is a prison system and what good is being able to read if the only things you can read are what your murderous, commie dictator allows you to read?

 

Minitrue outlet lets the GOP know they need to not get cocky.

Now, they’d write the same article no matter what, they do hate the GOP after all, but they’re right about one thing. The national GOP needs to not get cocky, Trump didn’t just beat the Dems and their allies in the Democrat/Media entertainment complex, but he (and we) defeated the assholes in the national GOP.

They’re going to try to do business as usual, if Trump plays along too much, expect a lot of shit thrown at them.

 

A chillingly hilarious thing I’m thankful for, I don’t live in the UK.

50 British academics sign open letter demanding that people they disagree with lose any right to freedom of speech.

“His position as a senior editor for the ultraconservative Breitbart News website enables him to openly articulate his hardline misogynist, white supremacist and xenophobic ideas to an online audience that is expanding at an alarming rate.”

Heh. They’re calling a gay man “misogynistic”. Isn’t that hate speech? Shouldn’t they lose their freedom to spew such hate?

This is one of those things that’s hilarious, in a chilling, We Hate Western Civilization, sort of way.

May the reader take note that as of today (21/11/1016), the Milo Yiannopoulos event at Simon Langton Grammar School has been cancelled after the school received advice from the Department for Education’s counter-extremism unit.

So who does the ‘counter-extremism unit’ think are extremist and not? C’mon, you already know that.

The Brit Dept of Education is the one who declared the British National Party to be too extremist to be allowed

Education Secretary Michael Gove has pledged to give head teachers the power to dismiss teachers who are members of the British National Party

The BNP, of course, is one of the major parties in the UK, they’re sorta like Tea Partiers who do not like things like Sharia courts and no-go Muslim zones, so they’re haters.

So how does the Dept for Education feel about British history and Islamic history?

UK’s new national history curriculum mandates Islamic history but makes British history optional

Naturally.

Not being all in on the destruction of Western Civilization is ‘extremist’ while hating your nation and its history is ‘mainstream’ and tolerant.

Sigh.

 

We are not afraid enough of orchids. This list of 8 of the freakiest flowers is very orchid heavy. It’s as if orchids are just messing with us until they perfect their pod-people.

pod-babies

 

This is the next step in the progression.

boner-orchid

 

It would be sorta funny if we lost our world to orchids.

It’s really cracking me up watching our fine media betters freaking out over ‘FAKE NEWS!!!!!!’, when what they mean is, “People who do not push the narrative we’ve decided upon.”

Let’s look at some fake news!

Newt says he can think of 20 people more suitable for Sec State than Romney.

I can think of much closer to 100,000,000 who would be more suitable and the best part? They’re not working so they’re tanned, rested and ready!

I wanted Benito Giuliani for AG but Sessions is apparently a decent choice, I’d prefer Newt for Sec State, of course, Bolton would be my dream Sec State, but I’m really just hoping it’s not Romney or someone like him.

 

Trump is not going to prosecute Hillary!

I’m gonna wait until President Trump and AG Sessions says she’s off the hook, until then, all the news about what Trump’s going to do is Fake News!.

 

Fake News? That Obama does not hate America.

When President Obama spoke in Washington about the terrorist attacks in Paris, he was curiously unable to raise much passion. The passion came out only later in Turkey when he started attacking Republicans. Those attacks continued throughout that week, with charges that people who oppose resettling Syrian refugees in America are somehow xenophobic haters who are not in touch with American values.

I wish our fine media betters would pay attention to the screwing Obama is giving us rather than their fevered fantasies about what Trump’s going to do.

But then, if they did that we wouldn’t have President-elect Trump.

 

Mostly peaceful protestor blown up in North Dakota, she says it was the cops throwing grenades, he says cops aren’t using grenades so it was the protestors.

Hmmmm, too bad there wasn’t some way to figure this out.

Authorities are investigating an area near the Backwater Bridge in North Dakota where law enforcement reported hearing an explosion around 3 a.m. on Nov. 21.

According to the North Dakota Highway Patrol, several improvised weapons including small propane tanks rigged as explosives, as well as various slingshots and rocks, were found at the site.

mostly-peaceful-bomb

Oh well, we’ll probably never figure it out.

At least, we won’t if our fine media betters are on the job.

 

 

You know what pisses me off the most about “Science!” in the 21st century? The way it’s so dam unscientific.

Case in point.

The dwarf planet Ceres…

 

So Ceres, an asteroid with a diameter of 590 miles, is now a ‘dwarf planet’ but Pluto, with a diameter more than twice, is not a planet. Ceres is part of an asteroid field that could have been part of a planet while Pluto is all by itself.

Oh well, in another few years, when some “scientist” decides he wants CNN to pay attention, our fine scientific betters will declare the Earth a ‘planetoid’ as only gas giants are planets.

Too bad they’ll still be going on about global worming.

Man, I just cannot work up much of anything, but here’s some stuff that’s pretty darn funny with just a little endy.

 

So in Wisconsin, students at Edgewood College are UNDER ATTACK BY THE FORCES OF INTOLERANCE!!!!!!!!

…being investigated as a hate crime at Edgewood College…

One note—bearing the phrase “Suck it up, pussies!”—was placed on the inside window of the Office of Student Diversity….

A great deal of fear, sadness, and anger among students, faculty, and staff resulted…

 

The Waaaaaambulance must be out of fuel. Which is funny cuz I’ve always thought they ran on liberal tears.

cleaning-my-ak

Oh, my mistake.

 

Is the FBI actually paying attention to what’s going on in the US these days? Are they  finally going to start cracking down on the Dem front groups causing all the violence and spewing all the hate?

The FBI is alerting law enforcement officials across the country that there is concern about a potential terrorist attack around Thanksgiving or the Inauguration, CBS News’ Jeff Pegues reports.

The alert specifically warned of homegrown terrorists and cited shopping malls, special events and other crowded venues as possible targets

That’s a little confusing. When the current Dept. of “Justice” assholes say, “Homegrown”, they mean either me or ‘refugees’ working for terror groups from the old country.

Now, if they were paying attention to BLM, ANSWER and the rest of the permanent rioting occutardish left, they might actually be doing some good. But since it’s still Obama’s DO”J”, look forward to lefty front groups trying to screw up any good time that could be had by people they hate (Americans).

 

Now, I’m not defending this, but I do understand it.

revealed migrants set fire to the hall in anger that chocolate spread and confectionery was available at the buffet in daylight hours. “There isn’t enough Nutella, Gummibears, and chocolate,” they shouted.

Out of Nutella? That’s just pushing them too far.

 

As our fine media betters are screeching about one of Trump’s picks, Bannon, being anti-semitic (with no actual proof, just because), they’re ignoring Keith Ellison’s ties to terrorist groups.

Ellison has associated with the Muslim American Society, a Virginia-based group founded by Muslim Brotherhood members in 1993 to act as the “overt arm of the Muslim Brotherhood in the United States,” according to federal prosecutors in 2007. The United Arab Emirates recently added the group to a list of terrorist organizations.

 

That’s the good anti-semitism, just like terrorism against Israel isn’t really terrorism.

 

Via Second City Cop, we see the real terrorists.

 just weeks after he (Ald. Howard Brookins, V) gave a fiery City Council speech decrying the menace of “aggressive squirrels.”

Out cycling on the Cal-Sag Trail on Nov. 13, Brookins was jumped by a kamikaze squirrel that leapt into the front wheel of his bike and lodged himself in the spokes, sending the alderman flying over the handlebars.

The attack cost the squirrel its life and left Brookins needing surgery and other treatment for a broken nose, a fractured skull and five or six teeth that were knocked out in the accident.

 

Kagogi the Destroyer was heard to say,

 

Now, let’s end on something that, no matter how much Trump pisses me off, will never stop being funny.

 

 

Obama with his “mic drop” at the end makes it.

 

First, let’s start with the best idea I’ve seen in a long time. Via Cold Fury we see a Vox Populi (who I should be reading more) commenter with this.

A Rush caller commented that Hillary Clinton should be appointed Ambassador to Libya:…

 

Even if she says, “No”, that would be Trump-level trolling just to announce that he wanted her for the post.

Our betters in the media and the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party would freak out while the rest of America would laugh their asses off.

 

So as Hillary’s and Obama’s peeps are getting their violence on, the NY Daily News knows what’s what.

What Donald Trump’s petty, confusing, hypocritical reaction to protests says about how he’ll lead

So what was the “petty, confusing, hypocritical” reaction?

But nine hours after Trump complained that the protests against him were ginned up by the media, run by professional protesters and “very unfair!”

Veeshir Vact Check:  True!

he was back on Twitter sounding a far different tone:

“Love the fact that the small groups of protesters last night have passion for our great country. We will all come together and be proud!”

I can see how that’s confusing to that idiot lefty at the News, politicians factually describing lefties is very confusing and then Trump trying to be nice to the violent crybabies had to be even more confusing.

Fascist if you do, nazi if you don’t is how they think their enemies work.

 

CNN: Hmmmmm, Trump was elected even though we let people know he’s Hitler and his supporters are Hitler. So how should we handle that people are not being convinced by being insulted?

Bannon is a former Navy officer and Goldman Sachs investment banker and has been an executive in the right-wing media for years….and is also known for pushing nationalist policy positions, as well as conspiracy theories, and has been criticized as being racist, sexist and anti-Semitic.

 

Brilliant!

NBC news cracks me up.

Trump’s Pick of Steve Bannon as Chief Strategist Sparks Backlash

Mostly from the media. But you have to admit, I figured the people who hate Trump and have been viciously attacking him would support his decisions!

Well, you have to admit that if you’re tripping or a NYTimesWashPostCNNFoxnewsABCCBSNBCetc. ‘journalist’.

Polieico has helpfully listed the Electoral College members, suitable for harassment and intimidation!

 

The reaction to Trump shows that lefties cannot admit we’re wrong. That’s why even if glaciers cover Calgary next year, lefties will still blame it on global worming.

They cannot admit they’re wrong, their whole self-worth is tied in how they’re so smart because they believe what they’re supposed to believe. They cannot admit they’ve been taken, especially to themselves.

 

So let’s look why we have Trump.

National Debt Growing Faster Than You Think Reported!

Just weeks ago, the Treasury Department reported a $587 billion budget deficit for the fiscal year. But according to the government website that tracks the total U.S. debt “to the penny,” the actual national debt grew by about $1.4 trillion.

Well, duh. It’s been over a $trillion/year, then it didn’t increase for months and then widely reported by the Obama admin and their minitrue allies as going up less than a $600 million.

The only people fooled were those who get their news from minitrue and those who didn’t really think about it.

 

I have a question, why didn’t the audience storm the stage and beat him bloody with his microphone?

In a stunning display of sanctimony and insensitivity, the performer Sting, opens the club (Bataclan V) where over 90 French citizens were murdered to the cries of “Allah hu Ackbar” by Muslim jihadis with the song, “Inshe Allah”, which translates roughly to, “If Allah wills it”.

(Sting introduced it) The next song is called Inshallah. It’s a prayer [unintelligible]. It’s a proof of humility, courage and hope…

Jebus. Even for the smug, leftist asshole that Sting has become that’s unbelievable.