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Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

I totally misunderstood imadenier, the guy wears clothes, it’s just not a grass skirt. It’s pretty good, he doesn’t sing but since nobody is Freddy Mercury, I rate that as a plus.

As you listen, you can read about some reality we’d all like to escape.

First, a message from the totally not in the tank for Hillary! media via Powerline.

cnn-reporting

Let’s look at some Hillary!’s health stuff Minitrue is utterly uninterested in looking into.

Here we have her Dr. who keeps making “mistakes” and shoddy diagnoses. I will quibble with the title, in most Faustian tales the hero gets his soul back while Clintons do not return the souls they’ve collected.

It’s hard to excerpt since there are so many instances where the Dr. said something that was about as accurate as Dr. Hansen telling us about global worming. Clintonian you might say. Unless you’re her bitch at the FBI I guess.

Clinton, her physician wrote, “began anticoagulation therapy to dissolve the clot.”  But this is not something anticoagulants do.  Two of these drugs are mentioned by Bardack:  Lovenox, which was discontinued in 1998, and Coumadin (warfarin). …

Bristol-Myers-Squibb, its manufacturer, says explicitly that the medication doesn’t dissolve clots:

COUMADIN has no direct effect on an established thrombus, nor does it reverse ischemic tissue damage.

 

It’s full of stuff like that. You can see why Minitrue has declared Hillary!’s health out of bounds. Cuz actually reporting on it would hurt her chances of being elected.

 

Health and Democrat related, I’d be worried if I were a youngun these days. Our fine political betters are already spending their money and their grandchildren’s money, but this could be even worse.

Or maybe we should have old people give blood for trauma victims, while saving young blood for anti-aging. . . . Likely to be mooted anyway, if and when scientists isolate what factors in younger blood provide the benefits.

And when they do, expect our social, moral, political and intellectual betters to figure out a way to get some of that sweet, sweet young blood.

Hey, it’s only a short step from taking their money to taking their blood. Are they so selfish they want to kill their parents?

 

Another day, more proof that the Dept. of “Justice” are a bunch of lying sacks of shit.  Remember how the jihadi who set bombs around NY and NJ was “working alone” after his trips to jihadi hotspots around the world?

What’s more, Rahami allegedly used the family SUV to travel to Manhattan to plant the pressure-cooker bomb. Late the next night, the FBI pulled over the same SUV occupied by five Rahami relatives — including three women dressed in Islamic robes — who reportedly were headed to the airport. They were handcuffed, searched and taken to an FBI office in lower Manhattan for questioning. Weapons and bomb-making equipment reportedly were found in the vehicle…

The brother, Mohammad, who is now in custody in Pakistan, posted ISIS-related propaganda, including images of jihadists with the message: “I bring the men who desire death as ardently as you desire life.”

 

Have to stop that whole, “Obama’s policies have ensured we’re beset by jihadis in America” so they can pretend it’s “Homegrown”. Otherwise, people might get the wrong idea and not want to vote for Hillary! to continue Obama’s policies.

 

This is the “Flee Big Cities” part of the post.

The other day I wrote this

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

I thought I was being fendy.

Turns out, I was being prophetic.

LA

In the Commission’s most recent decision on an officer-involved shooting, in which a suspect charged at two officers swinging an 8 to 9-inch knife, they faulted the officer for not “redeploying” to “create distance.” In plain English: the officer didn’t run away.

Okay, that’s funny. Look for all criminals in LA to brandish guns and knives now that they’re “Get out of being hassled by cops” items.

And the people who those criminals will use those knives and guns on? Well, they shouldn’t be so racist and mean.

In Boston, they’re saying not to chase people running away. (I got that link from the Second City Cop blog)

Black men who try to avoid an encounter with Boston police by fleeing may have a legitimate reason to do so — and should not be deemed suspicious — according to a ruling by the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court.

So if you’re a criminal and you see a cop, run away. But only if you’re black. Whitey, orientals and hispanics had damn well better stop.

That’s gonna be awesome for the arrest rate. And if you’re the next one to be crimed on? Well, you shouldn’t be so racist or you wouldn’t get what you deserve, now would you?

 

Chicago!
Rahm IS GOING TO ADD 1,000 MORE COPS!!!!! but as that cop blog has noted in previous posts, it takes a long time to train those men before they’re patrolling, this barely covers retirements and promotions to detective and besides

The recruiting surge was a reversal — or perhaps a re-reversal — for Emanuel, who campaigned for his first term on a pledge to add 1,000 officers, then shifted the goal to putting 1,000 officers “on the street” by dissolving special tactical units and shifting officers off desk jobs and onto patrol. In his run for a second term, Emanuel mocked rival Jesus “Chuy” Garcia’s campaign promise to add 1,000 officers, calling the proposal “fairy dust” and warning that there was no money to pay for that many new officers.

Yeah, but this time, THIS TIME!!!! he means it!!!!!! I mean, it’s not as if Clintonistas are known for promising shit they don’t mean…..ummmm….. shut up.

If you go to NYC, I’d suggest you stick around Canal and Mott, near Little Italy and Chinatown. They have their own people making sure the tourists don’t get mugged. That was the safest place in the city back before Giuliani, I have a feeling that’s going to be the case again, considering you can’t go to Central Park anymore.

 

I’d put off your visit to various big cities for a few years. They’re not going to be pleasant places for anybody not living in a gated community with private security. Think “Detroit” writ large, all across our nation.

 

Have a good weekend!

Hillary!’s past in relation to furriners who give the Clintons money.

It’s almost too fantastic to believe. But evidence has surfaced that the administration may have turned a blind eye
toward Red Chinese espionage – if not actually abetted it.

The lethal drama unfolding in Kosovo has helped keep the charges that Red China stole nuclear secrets out of the
spotlight.

Surprisingly, Bill’s pet AG, Janet Reno, was uninterested in investigating that.

Hillary! had a secret deal that helped destabilize the Middle East.

Recent leaks show a memo that top Clinton aide Huma Abedin sent to her boss stating, “I’m giving you credit for inspiring the ‘peaceful’ protests,” with regard to Egypt, with quotation marks around the word “peaceful.”

She should have said, “Mostly peaceful”, but that’s just quibbling.

All this as she and Obama were bragging about the Arab Spring.

 

Trump’s week was pretty good except for this.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Thursday reiterated support for “stop and frisk”

He’s a northeast liberal, it’s what they do.

Stop and frisk is where you take away people’s rights under the 4th Amendment because of the chaos from taking away their rights under the 2nd Amendment.

 

So once again, which gun would you rather be shot with? A .50 BMG or an unknown one?

 

Now, if it wasn’t Obama, I would be all in on this.

President Barack Obama “has told aides that he wants an offensive well under way before he leaves office that is aimed at routing the Islamic State [IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL] from Raqqa, the group’s de facto capital in northern Syria,”the Times reported Wednesday, citing five senior US officials who wished to remain anonymous.

 

We’ve already seen that he’s trying to time the attack on Mosul for political purposes and now this.

I’d say this is a feature, not a bug, but Obama’s an idiot so he probably doesn’t realize it.

The plan would put the US on collision course with both Turkey and Syrian “rebels.”

Fuck Turkey. They want to screw us over, let them have fun.

Of course, Obama probably doesn’t know the Kurds have anything to do with Turkey. Cuz he’s an idiot.

As for the Syrian ‘rebels’, anything that anybody does is going to piss off that bucket of scorpions.

But this is a real problem.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights reported Wednesday that it “received information from several reliable sources” that 3,000 Russian citizens were recruited by the country’s army and dispatched to “fight on Syrian territory.”

So what happens when one of the myriad of jihadi forces kills Russian citizens?

And what if it’s one of the “moderate rebels” we’re supporting?

And what if J Effin Kerry and Joe Freaking Biden were in charge?

You were thinking it was funny until that last bit, admit it.

 

Since there’s not much funny in that endy, let’s have some just funny.

This.

Getting a job in academe can be dog-eat-dog. But for Professor Beauregard Tirebiter, it was just dog-be-dog. The black goldendoodle has been hired by the University of Southern California as the institution’s first-ever full-time facility dog, according to USC News. (emphasis me V)

 

Professor Goldendoodle? I look forward to the ‘tennis balls for grades’ scandal.

With one of my favorite corrections ever.

Note: Earlier versions of the USC News story and this story reported that the animal was academe’s first full-time facility dog. Both posts have since been updated to reflect that he is one of several.

But what about people who are afraid of dogs or who don’t like dogs? Are they as shit out of luck as they deserve?

No! Because growing up is optional today!

College students at a California campus got to play in an “adult ball pit” as part of an event to teach them to avoid certain phrases that could hurt people’s feelings.

There are no outcomes from this where I see the people ‘educated’ by that sort of system ever being a net plus to our civilization.

 

I hold here three links and Carnak the Magnificent has stated what’s in them!

Link One!

Mr. Obama told Tulsa Mayor Dewey Bartlett and Charlotte Mayor Jennifer Roberts that “any protests should be conducted in a peaceful manner and that local law enforcement should find ways to calmly and productively engage those protesting,

 

If only the cops had productively engaged the people throwing rocks, shooting people and looting stores!

Link Two!

Hillary Clinton on Wednesday called the recent shooting deaths of black men at the hands of police in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and Charlotte, North Carolina, “unbearable” and said the nation can and must do better.

Speaking at a campaign rally in Orlando, Florida, the former first lady and Democratic presidential nominee avoided discussing details of both cases but said the nation should not tolerate such tragedies.

 

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

And these self-loathing black officers really need to understand their racist tendencies. As for those other racist pits of oppression, that’s totally not the fault of the Democratic government that’s ruled them for decades!

Link Three!

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump lamented a “lack of spirit” between whites and blacks…

“It’s very sad when you look at what’s going on. It’s very sad. It’s very divided, our country, and it’s getting worse,”…

“You look at what went on last night in Charlotte, a great place, and you just see it,” he said. “There’s a lack of spirit. There’s a lack of something. Something’s going on that’s bad, and what’s going on between police and others is getting worse.”

 

Nice lack of laying blame.

So the current POTUS is useless, but that’s better than his usual divisiveness. I’m not impressed, but at least not utterly disgusted.

The Dem hopeful has taken up the divisiveness from Obama. Does she think this is the way to get black voters back on the plantation? Yes, yes she does. But then, she has a lower opinion of the black community than she does of me.

The WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD NOT NAMED TEBOW OR PALIN, looks at reality and states what is happening in a manner not divisive or useless.

This totally reinforces that the our self-proclaimed “Elite” are more righter than usual!!!!!!

I love seeing these articles, they never fail to make me laugh.  Via the Puppy Blender.

Sometime around the end of summer, it dawned upon most Democrats, and the elite of both parties, that they — okay, we — inhabit a different political universe than does the rest of the country. (emphasis me V)

They’re ELITE!!!!!! And when they act like idiots? That’s cuz we’re idiots and we just can’t understand their brill-yence!!!

In our world, Donald Trump is a surreal authoritarian buffoon whose presidency is too nightmarish to contemplate,

Yeah about that. I’d go with “surreal” and “buffoon” and “too nightmarish to contemplate”, but “authoritarian”?

Isn’t that whole raisin dee etray (derp!) of leftists? Isn’t that why they love Obama? Because he reigns with a pen and a phone?

Isn’t that what they want from Hillary!

Hillary Clinton is deeply familiar, liked by some, loathed by many, and caught in a vortex of mutual paranoia with the news media that leads her into errors of secrecy.

Leads her into errors of secrecy? Hahahhaahhahahahahaah.

No, she’s a corrupt, dishonest hater-of-everybody not a leftist. Her whole campaign is based on hiding who and what she is. Aided and abetted by a media totally uninterested in looking into her corruption.

Nay, they are not only uninterested, they’re antipathetic (and pathetic) to anybody with the temerity to suggest she might be corrupt and dishonest.

They’re still pretending she had non-contagious, made-up, pneumonia. Geez.

But her flaws, as the conservative but Clinton-endorsing pundit P. J. O’Rourke put it, lie “within normal parameters,”

I used to respect O’Rourke, but that’s idiotic. The “normal parameters” are all about how America is the font of all evil and where terrorism is something we just have to accept. You know, the ‘New Normal’!

Citigroup recently warned that investors are underappreciating the significant risk to the economy of a Trump victory.

Or at least Citigroup’s economic forecast. They’ve spent a lot of money buying the various politicians of both parties, that’s a significant investment they’re looking at losing.

In Washington, it is an open secret that many, probably most, leading Republican officials consider Trump dangerously unqualified.

Hahahaha. Open Secret? You mean like with PJ O’Rourke and the rest of the GOP Elite!!!!! who can’t shut up about how much they don’t like Trump and won’t be voting for him?

Yeah, that open secret. Tool.

Let’s end on this.

recent McKay Coppins story in BuzzFeed quotes a series of Republican operatives anonymously confessing their preference for Clinton. “It’s terrifying. He’s not qualified … and it’s a massive problem,” said one. “It would be terrible for America, and for the world,” warned another.

Okay first, Buzzfeed? Har-dee-har-har-har.

As for the “terrible for America and for the world”, have any of you “elitist” idiots been watching America and the world for the last almost 8 years?

We’ve been in a “recovery summer” for that long without any recoverying and as for the world, you mean Trump might foment war across the middle east, eastern Europe and Asia while tacitly encouraging the socialists in Venezuela destroy that country all while giving money and aid to Iran in their quest for nukes?

If Trump is elected, and the Norks nuke South Korea and Japan, the Iranians nuke Saudi Arabia, China attacks anybody who enters the South and the East China Seas and Russia finishes their conquest of Ukraine in December, it’ll be all Trump’s fault.

Chait probably still believes the words of that prophetic poet-bard, Sting!

Mr. Reagan says we will protect you
I don’t subscribe to this point of view

Yeah, how’d that work out for you? I bet Chait still listens to that song and thinks, “How profound and true those words have proven!”‘

Of course now we are against enemies who not only do not care about their children, whether in the Middle East or Asia, but are fully into sending them out to die.

I’d say “RTWT”, but it’s so stupid only an elitist could believe it.

Related, a great essay from one of the greatest philosophers on the ‘tubes. FrnakJ!

The Alpha liberals are the smaller faction of liberals who create the new and idiotic ideas for other liberals to follow…

Most people stop at formal operational thought, but there is a lesser known fifth stage(3) that some reach and become trapped in called postoperational thought. This is when one’s mind becomes so overtaken by navel gazing and hypotheticals completely divorced from experience that his or her mental acuity now operates barely above the senorimotor stage. … let’s say there is a tree lying in one’s path. If it were a simple creature approaching the tree, such as a dog, it would walk around the tree, not knowing of any other option. But, a very intelligent person in the postoperational thought stage could, using his vast intelligence, explain away the existence of the tree and walk right into it. A great intellect is required to be that dumb.

Read that whole thing. It explains Chait better than I ever could. Except I’d argue against “great intellect”.

It’s more of a “I think totally stupid things but I graduated from an elite university so the hoi polloi wouldn’t understand!” thing.

 

Not really related, but I thought this juxtaposition would be funny.  And endy, but you don’t get the funny without the endy.

A Tale Of Two Books!

Charlotte Police say guy they shot had a gun not a book.

In NY and NJ, the “Justice” Dept. is ignoring that the terrorist asshole had a book.

Federal complaint against bombing suspect omits journal’s ISIS references

They have to ignore the ISIS part and the traveling to terror hotspots so our fine media betters can keep the “Homegrown terrorist!” angle.

You know, where an immigrant likes the terrorist-types from whence he came and perform acts of terror inspired by them but somehow, it’s my fault.

 

 

 

I’m not a conspiracy guy, when someone starts with conspiracy theories my eye glazes over and I start thinking about doughnuts or steak.

mmmmmmmm doughnuts or steak….

But check this out. First, the conspiracy theory dude.

 

It’s short, but oh so conspiracitical so I went to check the original. I’d watch this one with the sound turned off, unless you like listening to smug liars I guess. You only really need to watch the first minute or so to see the deal with cell phone cameras so the only lie is visual apparently. But Clintons gonna lie.

 

 

Look at those phones, not a one is showing what we can see is in front of them.

Why aren’t Hillary! and the flags in any of those shots?

We know it’s possible to video the Golden Cow

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

As for the waving at the end that he’s excited about, I’d say she’s waving at people to the left of the flag that you can see as she walks off, YMMV, but the bit with the phones is really weird.

 

I went looking to see if I could find another rally where she was wearing the same outfit maybe with the color changed (it’s hard, she always wears those ugly yet enormously expensive things) that they used so they could pretend she actually had a rally instead of sleeping in her coffin when I found another video showing the same deal by a guy with a different name and I don’t think he sounds the same.

 

 

The cell-phone cameras are not recording what’s in front of them. WTF? No really, WTFinF?

 

There are two options the way I see it, it’s the Chutzpahest thing that Hillary! has ever done, knowing that her minitrue toadies won’t notice. Either because she couldn’t make it to a rally or some Clinton operation to try to tar her opponents as conspiracy theorists ala “Oh, so you probably think she helped Arkansas state police kill Bill’s hookers?” (I have to admit, I’m beginning to wonder if they actually did kill some of the women he raped) or…..

 

Or….. what if she is a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! and she made VAMPIRE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!! and so THEY CAN’T BE PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!!! without applying make-up and a wig and other what-nots.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

Hillaryously hillaryous and oh so endy.

 

Via Larwyn’s Linx at Doug Ross.

For some values of “American”…. and “values”.

 

Apartheid Tourism! Instead of going to South Africa where the ruling tribe was white, they go to Cuba where the ruling tribe is a murderous, commie dictatorship.

It’s not just the flood of Americans itching to see Cuba “before it changes” that is causing a spike in tourist numbers.

Canadians and Europeans are flocking to the island slave plantation in greater numbers due to the absence of Islamist terrorists in the Castro Kingdom.

In other words, fear of Islamic terrorism in other tourist destinations is enriching King Raul and his cronies.

That’s sorta funny, murderous Islamic terrorists, who cannot be named, are causing tourism to stop going to France and Egypt and head to a murderous, commie, hellhole.

Helpfully illustrated.

look-how-happy

Look how happy them darkies are, smiling and singing in the fields in the hotel.

 

Let’s look at another example of making sure Americans stop being so racist and intolerant!

I wonder if that woman would be so ‘tolerant’ if someone took a broken piece of glass to her hoo-ha.

 

Let’s interrupt our post for this surprising stating of the blatantly obvious!

Bill Clinton admitted Monday that some Clinton Foundation donors might have given money to the charity in the hopes of getting official favors.

Where he says, “some”, read ‘all’.

Bill Clinton is actually cracking me up. As First Dude he would be very damn entertaining as he really doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Okay, this one is awesome. It’s about GOP establishment pricks, as exemplified by Bushes, voting for Hillary! but that’t not what’s awesome.

What’s awesome is that it’s about a Bush telling a Kennedy he was voting for a Clinton.

Three political dynasties coming together is exactly what America is all about!

 

The NY Post, along with the best headline writers in the country, are doing the journalism Minitrue, and much of Foxnews (Hey Shep!), is refusing to do.

Here they are noticing the utter dishonesty of our…Obama’s gov’t.

The Federal Reserve had better be careful if it uses the large jump in household income reported last week by the Census Bureau as the deciding factor in whether or not to raise interest rates.

Those Census figures — like a lot of other numbers that come from that government agency — are BS. A joke, at best. Fraud, at worst.

So why are they saying that?

Income increased as much as it did only because Census two years ago altered the way the figure is calculated, including a massive change in how much “income” households derived from making withdrawals from their own retirement accounts. The change boosted estimates.

Eating your seed corn is now classified as “income”.

 

Not really related, but let’s watch a bucket of scorpions play together!

Over the last several weeks, a number of reports have come out of Syria predicting an imminent merger between Jabhat Fatah al-Sham, the rebranded former Al-Qaeda affiliate Jabhat al-Nusra, and other powerful rebel groups….

Rebel groups have been trying for years to overcome their differences and form a united front against the regime of Bashar al-Assad. Most of these attempts adopted a graduate integration strategy, as was the case with the Islamic Front and the Levant Front. Other smaller rebel bands have opted to be absorbed into more powerful groups, such as when Suqour al-Sham members joined Ahrar al-Sham. Jabhat al-Nusra had pursued a similar strategy, hoping to entice Ahrar al-Sham and other groups within Jaysh al-Fatah, an alliance of Islamist militant groups, into a merger. However, Nusra’s constant refusal to split with Al-Qaeda hindered such attempts

 

So what makes a rebel “moderate”?

The rebranded Jabhat Fatah al-Sham’s decision to publicly sever ties with Al-Qaeda in August and better integrate within Syrian rebel groups gave new impetus to such merger efforts

That’s the coalition of ‘moderate rebels’.

 

“Autocorrect” for the win!

betterrichter

We should totally replace the Richter Scale.

Helpfully illustrated

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