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To Shiba And Beyond!

Posted: August 17, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

I broke down and got a laptop yesterday, a used Toshiba. I had very good luck with a Toshiba once (to go with bad luck on a used one).

So what do I see upon re-entering the tubes? Stinky fish on the way toward my face.

House Republicans have detailed perjury allegations against Hillary Clinton, citing the apparent conflict between her 2015 congressional testimony about her email practices and the FBI’s conclusions announced in July,

Okay, so what are they gonna do about it?

The Justice (sic) Department Assistant Attorney General for Legislative Affairs, Peter Kadzik, confirmed in an Aug. 2 letter to both committees they had the perjury investigation request and the department would “take appropriate action as necessary.”

“appropriate action” being filing it in the circular file, after they wipe their asses on it (the “Justice” Dept is out of Constitution brand toilet paper).

Jebus, is anybody besides Foxnews really buying into all the hearings and perjury deals and the other shit they’re doing?

Recall the Congressional GOP are ‘impeaching’ Koskinen!!!!!

From May.

The House Judiciary Committee is trying to conclude the case against IRS chief John Koskinen, seven months after Rep. Jason Chaffetz, Utah Republican, filed a resolution seeking his impeachment.

Impeachment Theater!!!!!!!!!!

Jebus, is the GOP fighting anybody but me and Donald Trump?


Oh, and some new truth from the first article, We’ve always been at war…I mean

 “In his testimony today, Comey has reconciled most every apparent contradiction between his remarks Tuesday and Clinton’s public statements,” Clinton spokesman Brian Fallon said on Twitter.

Adjust your memory accordingly.



Since I mentioned Caballero, you might remember a month and a half ago I mentioned that I had found a new mechanic to put my Caballero together and he said 3 1/2 weeks.

Well, I talked to him after 4 weeks and he said he was almost done and would work on it over the weekend (almost word for word what the previous asshole had said).

Then, he apparently didn’t do any work on it for 2 weeks, he wouldn’t return my calls and there was never anybody at his shop. When he finally called me, it was to tell me that he wasn’t sure when he’d be able to work on the car but he seemed to imply weeks and I was being unreasonable expecting him to actually do what he promised.

He also said all he had to do was connect the transmission and the headers and if I wasn’t happy with him I could pick my car up.

Sigh, I took it to another mechanic who looked at it and told me that all the shit on top  was screwed up, the pulleys didn’t match up so the belts wouldn’t go on, the intake manifold was screwed up (it shouldn’t have been touched), and other stuff. In other words, shit that had been done was wrong, like mounting the power steering pump and a/c, and has to be redone and stuff that was done by the manufacturer so they could run it (like the carb/manifold) was undone.

At this rate, the car will be down to the frame by 2017.

I’ve worked with this guy before so I should have brought it to him to start, but the people I used (Used me) were supposed to be experienced engine installation types according to people I know. The last guy supposedly did it for race cars “all the time”.

So….maybe two more weeks. A car that could have/should have been done by 6/15 will hopefully be done by September. The car I bought so I could let my Mustang sit for the summer.


Then watch the speech.

Important, Above The Fold, Pushing Your Preferred Narrative, Update!!!!!!

Shep is surely pushing that it’s a right-winger, even having some lefty friend of his talking about how the guy looks like a neo-nazi while CNN has a witness claiming at least one was yelling “Allahu akbar” and targeting children.


I didn’t watch Trump’s speech last night, but in my defense, I haven’t watched any political speeches (except a Trump one last week) since 2001, but I’m gonna bet most of these fools didn’t either, they might have read the transcript, but they didn’t need to actually see the speech to demagogue it.


“It was a loud voice, more vengeful than hopeful. More hyperbole than details.” CBS This Morning co-host Charlie Rose huffed that the address had “little appeal to the better angels.” …


This one’s my personal favorite from unashamed Clintonista, George Stephansomethingorother:

 a pretty dark speech, labeled Hillary Clinton the candidate of death, destruction terrorism and weakness and mass lawlessness.


Do not make fun of the golden cow, that’s almost as bad as attacking their Teleprompter Jesus.

Oh, and the Journolist Word of the Day was, “Dark”.


A Veeshir Veerless Vrediction: Well, not so much a vrediction as a wish. I really hope Hillary! chooses Jeb! as her running mate.

That’s about perfect for everybody. Minitrue gets to write story after story about how disaffected Republicans can vote their conscience, the establishment gets to put us in our place (under their loafers), and we get teh awesome that would be the GOP establishment types telling us we have to vote for Hillary! to save the country.

Not quite as ridiculously destructive as a M’Shell candidacy, but pretty darn close.

And I get to laugh my ass off. This election has not had enough of Teh Funny lately.


Nother shooting spree, this time in Germany.

Coupla things, too bad they don’t have gun control there (oh wait, they fucking do) and I really hope the guy’s name wasn’t Mohamed or shouting Allahu Akbar because then we’d never know why he did it.


Pay Attention!

Posted: July 19, 2016 by veeshir in GOP Win!, Mideast Madness, Obama's Fault

Via Doug Ross we see this article about how the recently released 9/11 documents implicates W Bush and Clinton in covering up the House of Saud’s involvement in terrorism.

Well, duh.

The article is chock full of things that show that the house of Saud owns may of our pols.

Yeah, this is what’s been happening for decades, it’s been obvious to anyone who felt like spending the time to figure this stuff out. Why else were all the bin Ladens flown out of the US before the resumption of non-military flights?

The House of Saud has been buying our retired pols, diplomats and useful gov’t workers for far longer than China has owned the Clintons.


One thing I’ve been expecting people to notice but haven’t seen is that the release of this stuff is the latest in a long of situations where Obama always sides with Iran’s Shia version of Islam against the Saud’s Sunni.

Sunni Muslims have been noticing it for a while now (that’s Now Lebanon noticing it).


I do wonder how he chose the Shia sect over Sunnis. They both seem to hate America equally, it must have been quite a dilemma for him.


As a minitrue aside, the Melania Trump speech must have been pretty good the way they’re going after her so hard.

Last night I saw the ‘BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!’ that she had speechwriters (unlike Obama, who’s speeches are written by…uhhh… speechwriters, but IT’S NOT THE SAME THING!!), today it’s been non-stop, “Plagiarism”. That’s literally all I’ve seen on CNN today.

Apparently, there’s nothing else going on except a threat to their Golden Cow.

Important Update Here!!!!

Golden Cow

Everything is racist. So as Black Lives Matters inspired folks are shooting up our nation’s police, BLM knows where the real problem is: Pokemon Go!

Now, I’m not exactly sure what it is, but here are three reasons why it’s racist. Let’s address them one by one

The first respect, is that it’s much safer to play Pokemon Go, which requires you to walk around your own neighborhood; if you’re white and living in your own neighborhood.


So instead of working on getting black neighborhoods safe enough to walk around, which neighborhoods in big cities are exclusively run by Democrats and usually black Democrats, they’re blaming whitey.


Second, if you’re black and you play Pokemon in Beverly Hills, chances are the police are going to stop you, question you and see what you’re REALLY up to.


Probably. But I’ll clue you in, if I’m walking around a black neighborhood, cops are going to ask me what I’m doing there too and hassle the crap out of me as they assume it’s for drugs or hookers.


The third respect in which Pokemon Go is racist is that you can set yourself up as a white Avatar, hunting down and collecting–or shooting–the black monsters in your own neighborhood.


Okay, that’s funny. Either the various Pokemon monsters look like Barack Obama or these idiots…..

Oh, I get it now.

It’s just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks so, with the help of our fine media betters, we can forget that the BLM has spawned people who are murdering cops.


As an aside, it’s funny watching CNN and Foxnews talk about how the Never Trumpers and Ted Cruz were just Soundly Defeated!!! by the forces of Good!!!!!

While Ace, and some others, notice that it wasn’t all about “voting your conscience”, it was about taking some of the Establishment’s power and they do not like that shit.

But Minitrue and the lefties at Fox (Hey Juan) are looking to sow discord while the rest of Fox, with Campaign Carl Cameron as their ‘expert’, is all about Teh Establishment.


Although, I do have some fears the riots will be short on laughs in Cleveland.

In Cleveland, we have people who are above the law (Dem front groups) following their Teleprompter Jesus’ example and declaring themselves Above The Law!

(the New Black Panthers), has elected not to participate in the formal permitting process for marches, access to downtown parks and speakers’ podiums.

“We remain open to conducting our own (protests),

Who do they think they are? Hillary!?

So why might they not want to deal with the hassle of following the law?

The chairman of the New Black Panther Party has announced plans for an armed protest at the Republican convention next week in Cleveland…

Oh, that should go well.

How well?

Bikers for Trump aren’t going to Cleveland looking to cause trouble but will be on hand to counter thousands of professional leftwing agitators planning to disrupt the Republican nominating convention.

That well.


This year, I figure the Dem convention will be the most boring, unless one of their front groups blows up another. Like say…their violent footsoldiers in the New Black Panthers beating up their LGBTQADAFY brigade. (as an aside, 6 months ago it was a hate-crime to call them LGBT, but since all the Dems were saying it during the bathroom brew-haha, it’s apparently not a hate-crime for a while).

But the RNC will be violently unfunny what with all the Dems in the Democrat political/media entertainment complex Othering anybody who supports Trump, the GOP and, of course, demonizing cops so they’re afraid to do their jobs for fear of being persecuted by ideological Dem thugs, like that asshole in Baltimore.

It’s almost required of Dem supporters to get mostly-peacefully violent in Cleveland.


Mostly unrelated except for the laugh riot aspect.

 I saw this headline and thought it said something different.


Dumping Trump Would Be Undemocratic And Counterproductive

I agree, but it would be hilarious and entertaining watching the GOP immolate itself, but that’s not the point.

I first read it as saying

Trump Would Be Undemocratic And Counterproductive


And thought, “That’s his allure”.

I mean, we already have undemocratic (notice the conversation on taking my guns as Americans are buying record numbers of guns or the GOP ignoring immigration and Obamacare after being elected to stop them), but what we really need in gov’t is “counterproductive”.

Anybody throwing sand..shit in the gears is okay by me.

Let’s cast the ‘nets.

First, we have Obama Alinsksplaining:

President Barack Obama says Americans can’t dismiss protesters who call attention to racial issues 50 years after the Civil Rights Act as troublemakers.

First, I have to wonder what they have to do with the Civil Rights Act as they are all about segregation and separate but unequal, but he is right about the last part. You cannot just dismiss them as troublemakers.

BLM leader killed in home invasion of cop’s home.

What do they want? Dead cops! When do they want them? Now!

See? They’re not just troublemakers, they’re troublemakers who attempt and incite murder! Totally different.


From the first link, morbama.

Obama also says he believes the police officers who died in Dallas did not die in vain,

I agree, so far as Obama and the rest of the Democratic political/agitation brigade are concerned, they want to stir everybody up for an electoral bump. Also, they can use the dead cops to alinskplain why the police need killbots, MRAPs, grenade launchers and full auto weapons and further, why they need to take my guns. As we all know, anything is important or unimportant in direct relation to how it affects Democrats being elected.


We Need Moar Teh Funny!

But we ain’t getting it.

What we are getting is the Dallas Cop who has had the press conferences, he is Teh Awesome.

“We’re asking cops to do too much in this country” said Brown.

“Every societal failure, we put it off on the cops to solve” said Brown. He listed mental health, drug addiction, loose dogs, failing schools as problems the public expects ‘cops to solve.’

Yes, so long as you add in, “Be revenue generators instead of peace officers.”

As a teacher, I wholeheartedly agree. I saw kids with no respect for themselves or others in each and every class. Kids who freak out if you say, “just shut up” after a bunch of “Please be quiet”s didn’t work. Kids who think ‘discipline’ is something everybody but themselves need.

As they get older, the cops get to deal with them and after a lifetime of being told “It’s not your fault!”, they get upset when they are thwarted in any way, shape or form.


Next, we have more stinky fish!!!!!!

Congress will introduce legislation to ban all State Department officials from using private email accounts and servers to conduct any official business, the Free Beacon has learned.

Once again, this is already against the law. But the GOP IS DOING SOMETHING TO REIN IN OBAMA!…Hillary!!!!! Send us money!!!! Vote for us!!!!!! Fuck you moron proles!!!!!!…wait, did we say that last bit out loud?

Speaking of feckless GOP idjits, the AP has their back!!!! Discussing the real threat to America, Trump!!!!!


A lot of holes in GOP presidential ground game in key states


These are the same idiots who cannot figure out why he’s so popular.

Eh, so long as they keep attacking him in their insulated, elitist (actual intelligence may vary), entitled, ignorantly moronic way, they’re happy.

But since they are Dems with bylines (as the puppy blender calls them), you know this is also affirmation for their leftist audience.

To be sure, the national party actually has notched record levels of fundraising over the past few years and put together a much more robust ground game than it had in 2012. But officials acknowledge the real competition isn’t their past results or the chronically cash strapped Democratic Party. It’s Clinton and what GOP party chairman Priebus calls “that machine” of Clinton fundraising.

Yeah, keep saying that.

What our fine social, moral, intellectual and political betters cannot wrap their heads around is that this isn’t a normal election. They’ve been whipping up the minorities with tales of evil white folk and finally, the people who are sick of being demonized are mobilizing. And not just white folk, but all the law abiding people who are pretty sick of being accused of horrible things and losing the freedoms our forebearers fought for.

So keep telling us, and yourselves, that everybody who disagrees with you sucks.

Bigawdammit, I’m actually going to have to vote for Trump. If you had told me that at anytime in the last 30 years I would have laughed in your face. Even if you had told me he was running against Hillary!.

So maybe a little funny.

Let’s end on something that’s absolutely chillingly hilarious.

War in the Pacific!

An international tribunal rejected China’s extensive claims in the South China Sea in a landmark ruling Tuesday that also found the country had aggravated the seething regional dispute and violated the Philippines’ maritime rights by building up artificial islands that destroyed coral reefs and by disrupting fishing and oil exploration.

I’ve said that the Dutch are furiously impotent on the international stage, which makes this the funniest line of the day.

While the decision is seen as a major legal declaration regarding one of the world’s most contested regions,

Ummm, by whom? Besides EUnuchs and other globalist idjits I mean. We all know China’s reaction.

China immediately rejected it as a “farce”

I guess the old saw is right, the first time was tragedy, this time it’s farce.

For the tragedy, let’s recall the last time the Dutch had a problem in the Pacific, then it was the Japanese who were warned!!!!! So how did that work out? Death camps, death marches and torture.

I was only going to quote the above, but I just can’t stop. This thing is too darn funny.

While the findings cannot reverse China’s actions,…

Do tell.

it still constitutes a rebuke, carrying with it the force of the international community’s opinion.


Yeah, that and $5 will get you cup of Starbucks coffee and a whole bunch of laughing murderous commie dictators.

It also gives heart to small countries in Asia that have helplessly chafed at China’s expansionism, backed by its military and economic power.

I think they left out the word, “palpitations” after “heart” in the above, because there’s nothing that scares murderous dictators less than the frumious frowning of the frustrated fools in the International Community.

This EUnuch came so close to making sense.

Former Foreign Secretary Albert del Rosario, who helped oversee the filing of the case, said the ruling underscored “our collective belief that right is might….

The Chinese whole-heartedly agree.

He should have stopped there, but he didn’t. Cuz he’s a EUnuch.

and that international law is the great equalizer among states.

Ummm, wut?

There is no “International Law”, there are treaties and there are people with the balls to enforce civilized behavior on murderous dictators. While we have plenty in the first category, the only one we have in the second category is Israel, and murderous commie dictators in the Pacific ain’t their problem.

This is the same stupidity EUnuchs have been bleating since before they were officially EUnuchs.

“For the sake of maintaining international order, it is imperative that the Award and clarification of maritime entitlements be accepted by all relevant countries – without exception – so that we can work together on how remaining issues can be peacefully resolved,

Yeah, Chamberlain said the same thing about the reasonable Herr Hitler.

When one side wants to be murderous dictators dominating the world and the other doesn’t want that, there is no acceptable middle ground. I mean, the middle ground is, “How about you just be murderous commie dictators in Asia and the Pacific?” While that’s acceptable to EUnuchs (they’ve lost and/or given up their Pacific colonies), the people in the region aren’t so thrilled. Even the murderous commie dictators in Vietnam!

Since Obama’s peeps are handling this for the US, you know their response.

The U.S. State Department called on both parties to comply with their obligations,

Yeah, you over there, stop being murderously repressed by murderous commie dictators, you murderous commie dictators, could you please be a little less murderous? At least until Minitrue can find something else to pay attention to so Ash Carter doesn’t have to take notice?

I can see why Obama is on their side.

China, which boycotted the entire proceedings, reiterated that it does not accept the panel’s jurisdiction. China “solemnly declares that the award is null and void and has no binding force. China neither accepts nor recognizes it,” a statement from the foreign ministry said.


Basically way he handles Congress and judges.

Commies of a feather shit on freedom-loving people together.

I’ll leave on this note.

A professor of Asian political economy said the ruling could be a “transformative moment” in the region.


Yeah, convincing China that the only responses to their invasionay tendencies are going to be feckless practically demands they go to war.

War in transformative.

Which makes this bit especially fendy.

Speaking outside the Peace Palace

Practically demanding that China go to war from the Peace Palace is pretty darn funny. And endy. Don’t forget the endy.

Stinky Fish

Posted: July 9, 2016 by veeshir in GOP Win!

So as I thought about that stinky fish the GOP was throwing at my face, I got pissed off and decided to look into exactly how stupid they think I am.

The funding bill talked about in Intended Consequences.

The relevant bit. I’m in bold.

Sec. 101. Not to exceed 5 percent of any appropriation made available in this Act to the Internal Revenue Service may be transferred to any other Internal Revenue Service appropriation upon the advance approval of the Committees on Appropriations. Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. 

Sec. 102. The Internal Revenue Service shall maintain an employee training program, which shall include the following topics: taxpayers’ rights, dealing courteously with taxpayers, cross-cultural relations, ethics, and the impartial application of tax law. Wait, they don’t already have that training? Seriously? They need to be told to train their people to not fuck the people their chosen political party doesn’t like? Of course, we know they’ll claim they already have this training, but at least the feckless tools in the GOP are being (unintentionally) honest about today’s bureaucracies. 

Sec. 103. The Internal Revenue Service shall institute and enforce policies and procedures that will safeguard the confidentiality of taxpayer information and protect taxpayers against identity theft. Once again, something they should have been doing since…uhhh….forfuckingever and probably already claim to be doing. Jebus. This bill really is calling me a moron. Do This Stuff You Already Claim To Be Doing!!!!

Sec. 104. Funds made available by this or any other Act to the Internal Revenue Service shall be available for improved facilities and increased staffing to provide sufficient and effective 1–800 help line service for taxpayers. The Commissioner shall continue to make improvements to the Internal Revenue Service 1–800 help line service a priority and allocate resources necessary to enhance the response time to taxpayer communications, particularly with regard to victims of tax-related crimes. Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? They already slowed down illegally to show us who’s in charge (Them). Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. 

Sec. 105. None of the funds made available to the Internal Revenue Service by this or any other Act may be used to make a video unless the Service-Wide Video Editorial Board determines in advance that making the video is appropriate, taking into account the cost, topic, tone, and purpose of the video. Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. The IRS apparatchiks and Minitrue will just know to not tell anybody about stuff like that. 

Sec. 106. The Internal Revenue Service shall issue a notice of confirmation of any address change relating to an employer making employment tax payments, and such notice shall be sent to both the employer’s former and new address and an officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service shall give special consideration to an offer-in-compromise from a taxpayer who has been the victim of fraud by a third party payroll tax preparer. Hmmm, now that’s something that might be useful. Too bad they shoved it into this pile of stinky fish. 

Sec. 107. None of the funds made available under this or any other Act may be used by the Internal Revenue Service to target citizens of the United States for exercising any right guaranteed under the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. So they’re making it illegal for the gov’t to go after Americans who think they have free speech? Brilliant!!!! Why didn’t someone think of that before!!!!!!

Jebus, they just passed a law affirming the First Amendment. Derp. No, D fucking erp.

Although… I guess that’s an improvement over passing laws deaffirming the 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 10th Amendments. 

Sec. 108. None of the funds made available in this or any other Act may be used by the Internal Revenue Service to target groups for regulatory scrutiny based on their ideological beliefs. Another law affirming the 1st Amendment to our Constitution. I am not eloquent enough  I don’t have enough curses to say how that makes me feel. 

Sec. 109. None of funds made available by this or any other Act to the Internal Revenue Service shall be obligated or expended on conferences that do not adhere to the procedures, verification processes, documentation requirements, and policies issued by the Chief Financial Officer, Human Capital Office, and Agency-Wide Shared Services as a result of the recommendations in the report published on May 31, 2013, by the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration entitled “Review of the August 2010 Small Business/Self-Employed Division’s Conference in Anaheim, California” (Reference Number 2013–10–037). Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. And who decides what ‘adheres to the blah, blah, blah’? Koskinen, that’s who. 

Sec. 110. None of the funds made available by this or any other Act may be used to pay the salaries or expenses of any individual to carry out any transfer of funds to the Inter­nal Revenue Service under the Patient Protection and Af­fordable Care Act (Public Law 111–148) or the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010 (Public Law 111–152). Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious.

Sec. 111. None of the funds made available by this or any other Act may be used by the Internal Revenue Service to implement or enforce section 5000A of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, section 6055 of such Code, section 1502(c) of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (Public Law 111–148), or any amendments made by section 1502(b) of such Act. Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. 

Sec. 112. None of the funds made available in this or any other Act to the Internal Revenue Service may be obligated or expended—

(1) to make a payment to any employee under a bonus, award, or recognition program; or

(2) under any hiring or personnel selection process with respect to re-hiring a former employee,

unless such program or process takes into account the conduct and Federal tax compliance of such employee or former employee.Sec. 113. None of the funds made available by this or any other Act may be used in contravention of section 6103 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to confidentiality and disclosure of returns and return information). Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. Besides, they’ll say “It did take into account blah, blah, does my ass taste?”

Sec. 114. Except to the extent provided in section 6014, 6020, or 6201(d) of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, none of the funds in this or any other Act shall be available to the Secretary of the Treasury to provide to any person a proposed final return or statement for use by such person to satisfy a filing or reporting requirement under such Code. Yeah, and who’s going to enforce that? Who’s even going to track it? Certainly not Minitrue while the GOP don’t want their fecklessness to be quite so obvious. 

Sec. 115. In addition to the amounts otherwise made available in this Act for the Internal Revenue Service, $290,000,000, to be available until September 30, 2018, shall be transferred by the Commissioner to the ‘‘Taxpayer Services’’, ‘‘Enforcement’’, or ‘‘Operations Support’’ accounts of the Internal Revenue Service for an additional amount to be used solely for measurable improvements in the customer service representative level of service rate, to improve the identification and prevention of refund fraud and identity theft, and to enhance cybersecurity to safeguard taxpayer data: Provided, That such funds shall supplement, not supplant any other amounts made available by the Internal Revenue Service for such purpose: Provided further, That such funds shall not be available until the Commissioner submits to the Committees on Appropriations of the House of Representatives and the Senate a spending plan for such funds: Provided further, That such funds shall not be used to support any provision of Public Law 111–148, Public Law 111–152, or any amendment made by either such Public Law.

Who decides how to apportion that? Koskinen. So see lots of money going to “Enforcement” and “Operations Support” and not much going to “Taxpayer Servies”. Cuz they need to make sure we know how their ass tastes. 


Wow. They really think we’re stupid.

Of course, they have reason to feel that way. We keep electing those idiots and felons after all.

So, how about those Kardashians?