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I’m Really Sick Of This Shit

Posted: August 15, 2017 by veeshir in GOP Win!, Green Goofs, It's Science!, Liberal Fascism, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Notes on the Revolution, Why I Hate People
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I got sick of comeying, tried not to mueller but now I’m stuck watching them act as if some neo-nazis just started beating on random people who were in no way involved with any violence.

I’m gonna start with this, again, because that is one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen in my lifetime. The police were not stopping this guy from being assaulted, during a fucking press conference, until after he was tackled. They observed multiple assaults and did not a fucking thing.

The fuckhead who hits him in the back and then raises his hands is a real piece of work.

Whoever the speaker is should sue the shit out of the city and state. I hope he does and he bankrupts both. Let their taxpayers rein in Gov Clintonista and the local fuckheads.

 

I’ve seen this linked a few places with people noting that the cops are calling Gov Clintonista a fucking liar.

Ummmm, he’s a Clintonista, of course he lied. You don’t even need proof to say that, it’s just axiomatic.

Butt hey’re ignoring the important parts.

“No, the State Police did not have inferior equipment,” Corinne Geller, Virginia State Police public relations manager, told the Free Beacon. “Our personnel are equipped, and were equipped, with the necessary protective and tactical gear for their safety and, obviously, to protect those that were in attendance of the event.”

So what you’re saying there Officer Fuckhead is that you were  prepared and you still did not a fucking thing? Why is that?

“There were physical barriers in place for folks to be able to use for their safety. We cannot tell people where to assemble, there’s freedom of assembly,”

Lying liar who fascists! The evil forces your footsoldiers attacked needed a permit they had to sue to get but you’re saying a large group of armed, masked thugs who came to mostly-peacefully stop speech they don’t like didn’t need a permit? Lying fuckhead.

The rule of law in America is dead as a fucking doornail.

 

Nother curious thing that looks very clintonian.

Almost at first contact, Charlottesville mayor Michael Signer and Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe declared a state of emergency and cancelled the demonstrators’ permits

I’d like to see some FOIAing of his email, I’m sure we’d see communications from Gov Clintonista setting that shit up. I’d be utterly unsurprised if CNN and the Wash Post were in on it too so they could know to ignore that the fascist anti-fa fascists came for the violence and stayed for the not getting stopped assaulting.

 

Not really all that unexpected or surprising for the NY Times to protect Gov Clintonista but it can be helpful to see how they lie and fakenews.

FAKENEWS NEW YORK TIMES: Totally Rewrites Charlottesville Story to Protect Gov. Terry McAuliffe

But of course.

So how do the mostly-peaceful fascists thank their ‘journalist’ cover?

Sunday night, a local CBS Photojournalist was attacked by Antifa protesters. The photojournalist was standing on the sidelines of the protest filming with his iPhone when he was attacked. He was not on duty at the time.

Just the way they deserve to be thanked. Bravo anti-fa fascists! Keep up the good work!

 

Speaking of good work keeping up, how many $billions did Obama give Iran for totally mostly-peaceful purposes?

Iran is preparing to send a flotilla of warships to the Atlantic Ocean following the announcement of a massive $500 million investment in war spending

Mostly-Peaceful!

Maybe Obama was listening to NY Times/Nobel Prize in Economics writer(s) who think sending our shit half-way round the world to blow it up helps the economy.  That makes more sense than that a POTUS knowingly armed our enemies to make them stronger.

Well, not so much ‘more sense’ as ‘sounds less fucking infuriatingly fucking horrific than the truth that our previous POTUS got the world all ready to rumble.’

 

I’m pretty well fucking sick of fucking Canada acting all “We’re So Much Better Than The US!!!!”, they’re not even as good at hypocrisy, but not for lack of trying.

“We are certainly looking for a better level playing field across North America on environmental protections,” Trudeau said last week.

However with Trump withdrawing the U.S. from the Paris climate change agreement and pledging to return the U.S. coal industry to its glory days, the White House and the Canadian government are far apart on many environmental issues.

Shouldn’t you be trying to bone France’s Macron?

Keep that in mind as we discuss Green Science (which is neither)

 

Since cars with batteries are charged via unicorn fart, that part is clean, clean, clean, but what about making them? It takes lithium.

Since Canada is all in on Green Science!!!!! (which is neither), they decided to mine lithium. Since lithium mining is very polluting, what to do, what to do?

Lithium mines escape pollution laws

Green Science (which is neither), killing Gaia, people and lowering our standard of living for decades while allowing smug, ignorant fuckheads like Prime Minister Ken Doll in Canada to act all smug and superior.

 

They’re also mining thorium, cadmium and some other toxic stuff that’s bad for Gaia and growing things, but since it’s Green Science!!!!! (which is neither), it’s A-OK.

I do wish Trump took requests, he should explain how we need to go to all battery vehicles and trade more with the extra-pollutiony, murderous, commie dictators in China and the hypocritical twats in Canada.

That way, our fine media betters would be forced to explain how batteries are bad for Gaia and flowers.

 

Related, here’s Green Science (which is neither) dishonesty!

They mention energy costs for producing the vehicles as if that’s all the pollution they emit.  Not sure how much it’s changed, but 6 or 8 years ago a regular Honda Civic was about the cleanest emission vehicle on the road. As my buddy noted, you couldn’t commit suicide with one, you’d just get a bad headache.

These obfuscators write this

Although hybrid vehicle production is more energy-intensive and results in higher production emissions, hybrid vehicles are still the greener choice overall. 

Just after writing this

n recent years, rare earth metals like lithium have been imported almost exclusively from China, which was able to lower its prices enough to monopolize the industry [source: Strickland]. One of the reasons China could sell lithium so cheaply was because it widely ignored environmental safeguards during the mining process. In the Bayan Obo region of China, for example, miners removed topsoil and extracted the gold-flecked metals using acids that entered the groundwater, destroying nearby agricultural land. (emphasis me in both paragraphs V)

Although I can understand their dishonesty, who gives a fuck if some Chinese serfs die from all the pollution and hunger after losing their farmland?

There are plenty more where they came from (like a billion) and we can’t have a China Is A Role Model For The US campaign if people are gonna nitpick about dead serfs and destroyed ecosystems.

Just ask anybody living in a former SSR (Hey NY Times Pulitzer Prize Winning Fakenewser, Walter Duranty!).

 

Are We Really Here?

Posted: July 30, 2017 by veeshir in Democratic morality, EUnuchstan, Exploding things, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Green Goofs, Liberal Fascism, Mideast Madness, Notes on the Revolution, Schadenboner!, Trump 2020 Reelection Team, Why I Hate People
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No matter how much I think I accept the ridiculousness of today, it just keeps smacking me in the face and I can’t accept it all over again.

ABOVE THE POST, OBSERVATIONAL, UPDATE I MEANT TO INCLUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t have cable so I watch a lot of Buzzer, a gameshow channel. Yesterday on Family Feud with Richard Dawson the question was about “Most admired athletes”

One of the answers was Bruce Jenner.

Made me laugh it did.

 

Now back to our post! Nearly in its ridiculous entirety!

I’d like to complain about something, why didn’t anybody tell me about CNN politics twitter feed? It’s the height of ridiculousness and even funnier than Iowahawks twitter feed.

Here they are going with their standard, A Republican POTUS is fighting America’s enemies, playlist.

Get it? Fighting them only makes them stronger!

Read the replies, they’re peppered with, “Fake news!” and “You really need to stop being so stupid!”

This one is a fine example of today’s ‘journalism’, they pretend that Senators’ rely on Obamacare for anything but graft and power over our lives.

Why isn’t McCain going to a VA hospital? He’s a veteran so should be all in on gov’t run healthcare. But he’s important, his life is important, so fuck us. That’s why.

 

More McCain being all mavericky!

Fuckhead. See, back then he had to get us to slap our fins and honk our squeezy bulbs, now he’s serving his real constituency, the DC political class, so he has to Get Trump!. He keeps fucking AZ and we keep electing the fuckhead. Fuck.

 

The Real Collusion!

Yup.

Daniel Greenfield at Doug Ross’ site has a post on this collusion and subversion of the First Amendment by the people who scream about that whenever they get caught lying and fakenewsing.

Once upon a time there was a liberal media. Like most left-leaning institutions it worked hard to prove its progressive premises. Democrats were good and Republicans bad. The police and the military were bad. Social welfare spending and diplomacy were good. Israel was bad and the PLO was good.

This was the thing we used to nostalgically call media bias.

We aren’t dealing with a liberal media anymore, but an illiberal media…

The illiberal media isn’t interested in winning an argument, but in silencing the opposition. It doesn’t just want to shout louder than you. It wants to use its institutional power to shut you up.

Yup, and if they have to ignore stories that hurt Dems, like all the collusion, hacking and felonyizing of the DNC, while fakenewsing and lying using anonymous sources  to Get Trump! subverting our democracy is the price they’re willing to make us pay!

Whenever I see a story about newsrooms cutting staff I laugh. Fuck them. They abused their position, if they want to be house organs for putative dictators they can move to Russia, Cuba or Venezuela. They’re already lying for China so moving there would be redundant.

 

Speaking of lying for the DNC, watch as they ignore more collusion to subvert our democratic, and Democrat, institutions!

The attorneys for 2016 supporters of Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) who are suing Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) and the Democratic National Committee for fraud say they are “perplexed” as to why the case has gotten so little coverage in the media.

“This seems like an important case, as important as you can get,” attorney Cullin O’Brien told LifeZette on Tuesday.

See Cullin, can I call you Cullin?, that’s not helpful for Getting Trump!, that’s pointing out Dem perfidy so not news.

I wonder if Hillary will discuss that collusion in her auto-hagiography?

 

Trump’s not taking my advice in Syria, he’s cutting off supplies of small arm for jihadis, but what with the GOP fucking him and us maybe he’s going to undo all the illegal and extralegal bullshit Obama had to do to keep Obamacare creaking along.

President Trump on Saturday threatened to end key payments to insurance companies made under Obamacare if a repeal and replace bill is not passed.

“After seven years of ‘talking’ Repeal & Replace, the people of our great country are still being forced to live with imploding ObamaCare!” the president wrote in a tweet.

“If a new HealthCare Bill is not approved quickly, BAILOUTS for Insurance Companies and BAILOUTS for Members of Congress will end very soon!” he added.

Add in a rider that McCain has to go to the VA in Phoenix and at least something would be right in the world.

If he reversed Obama’s Obamacare waivers by giving waivers to people who didn’t have them and taking them away from politically powerful assholes who are busy Getting Trump would be all about teh awesome as CNN explains how they were fine when Obama was illegally telling people they could break the law but Trump doing the same thing is the End Of The Republic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which leads us to a good question whose time is still coming.

As I wrote in the Last Days Of Obama,

Should the Republican Party Be Saved if Hillary! Wins?…

An even better question would be, “Can the GOP be saved if Trump wins?” as we spend the next 4 years with them calling their base a bunch of assholes instead of trying to figure out why the people who used to vote for them and send them money are telling them to fuck off.

I’m still not sure, the GOP is doing everything they can to piss on and piss off their voters so the jury is still out. Forming a new party would be tough but if the GOP continues to be unresponsive and rudely dismissive of its voters it might be necessary.  2018 and 2020 are going to be interesting.

 

This is what happens when a gov’t decides its voters are a bunch of assholes who need to shut up.

There is no conceivable way a majority or even a plurality of Venezuelan people would vote in favor of chaining themselves into the slavery and misery of a Cuba-style tyrannical dictatorship. So the only only option available left for Cuba’s puppet dictatorship in Venezuela is to force it through by using the only tactics they know: Violent repression and murder.

Hillary was their best chance for that last part, her enemies have a bad habit of committing suicide after all.

They’d love to do that here, that’s why they keep trying to take our guns. And that’s why we have them. Just ask Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and George Washington.

Their problem is that most of the people with guns are not onboard with the gov’t violently taking away our rights. That’s why the last three admins were busily arming federal agencies with no law enforcement powers.

 

Let’s look at the mores a key Dem constituent.

The evil inflicted largely on your dime by the abortion mill Planned Parenthood doesn’t stop at killing unwanted babies or even at selling their body parts. There is much more to the agenda it advances — for example, instilling twisted liberal sexual mores in 3-year-olds:

In new guidelines issued on the official Planned Parenthood website, the federally subsidized corporation explains how parents should talk to their pre-schoolers about gender roles, sexuality, masturbation, and transgenderism, even offering tips on how to tell if your toddler “is transgender or gender nonconforming.”

Saying your toddler is “transgender” should be grounds for losing your children and being shunned from polite society.

Toddlers are also to be encouraged to masturbate.

Seriously, they’re dangerously insane. That’s a crime, pure and simple.

 

The Arabian peninsula is choosing sides.

Four Arabic countries said they are ready for a dialogue with Qatar if it shows a willingness to fight terrorism.

Foreign ministers from Saudi Arabia, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates (UAE) and Bahrain met today (July 30) in the Bahraini capital Manama to discuss the crisis in relations with Qatar.

The Saudi-led bloc cut ties with Qatar on June 5 accusing the country of supporting terrorism and extremism, which Doha denies.

Translation: Be for terrorism by sunnis and against terrorism by shiites. That’s why the Middle East is such a shithole of repression and death, Our Terrorism is Good! Their Terrorism is Bad!

The Irish learned that lesson, I have a feeling that Muslims are going to have to learn it with mushroom clouds.

 

Australia committed a Hate Crime!

Four men have been taken into custody and are assisting police with their inquiries, according to a joint AFP and NSW Police statement.

The Seven Network reports 40 riot squad officers stormed a Surry Hills terrace before the explosives team found a suspicious device.

Fairfax Media reports the raids were in relation to a terrorist cell “and a bomb plot involving aircraft”…

Police have confirmed the raids relate to an alleged plot to bring down an aircraft using a “device” …

They seem to not understand that all cultures are equal. Blowing up planes is just part of their culture and we should not be so hateful!

Tolerant lefties are all onboard for certain types to be stopped.

Australia doesn’t have a Trump so they have to get people like Tim Blair and Andrew Bolt.

Staying with Tim Blair highlighting hilarity/despicability, Remember, Green Science is neither but it is viciously murderous in Africa!

“Behind every clean electric car there is cobalt,” reports the FT’s David Pilling. “And behind cobalt is the Democratic Republic of Congo.” And when the Congo is involved, so is terrible corruption and brutality:…

Did I mention the Democratic Republic of Congo? Some 60 per cent of the world’s cobalt comes from this central African country,

Methinks tolerant Hollywood lefties will not be making a movie called “Blood Batteries” anytime soon.

Nothing good happens in Congo. They’re still eating people for cripe’s sake.

Poor Africa, always fucked by tolerant lefties.

According to the company’s proposal to join a United Nations clean-air program, the settlers living in this area left in a “peaceful” and “voluntary” manner…

“I heard people being beaten, so I ran outside,” said Emmanuel Cyicyima, 33. “The houses were being burnt down.”

Other villagers described gun-toting soldiers and an 8-year-old child burning to death when his home was set ablaze by security officers…

According to a report released by the aid group Oxfam on Wednesday, the Ugandan government and a British forestry company forcibly expelled more than 20,000 people from their homes here in recent years, emblematic of a global scramble for arable land.

But colonialism! Haiku guy notes some murderous hilarity.

The kicker, of course, is that they are not even going to use this land for any useful purpose. They plan to grow useless Eucalyptus trees as part of a carbon-trading scam. These trees provide no food or lumber. All they do is grow. And blow up, when there is a forest fire.

So poor Ugandans are going to starve so Algore can buy a carbon credit to offset the emissions from his next flight on a private jet or if he decides to build another wing on his house. Nice…

Green Science! Destroying lives and standard of living while not saving Gaia but giving leftists control over $trillions and our lives for decades!

 

In Eastern Europe War News, totally not Russian military!

Russia is prudently escalating the situation in Donbas, while trying to remain publicly beyond the conflict. Volodymyr Groysman spoke about the country’s overhaul by his government. Arseniy Yatsenyuk called for a balance in power, reminding of his own political ambitions. Yuriy Lutsenko publicly criticized his subordinates in Dnipro. Against the backdrop of the parliamentary holidays, several parties tried to show off their activity.

 

I seriously can’t decide if I want to get into a war with Russia in the Middle East or in eastern Europe.

On the one hand, in the Middle East we have only one true ally, Israel, with one sorta ally, Jordan, so fighting there would be tough as we would have to fight everybody except the Kurds while in the eastern Europe we’d have former SSRs on our side.

But in the Middle East Russia would have to deal with ‘allies’ who would turn on them at the drop of a kefiya so they’d be embroiled with fighting their ‘allies’ almost as much as they’d have to fight us.

Add in nuclear war between Iran and Pakistan-supplied Saudi Arabia and Russia would be almost as fucked as we would be.

I have to wonder if Mattis could make it look as though were going to get involved and then turn around and point and laugh as Russia fights all the people they just got done arming. Iran is nobody’s puppet, Tsar Putin I is all about installing tsarlings. While Assad in Syria is a puppet-dictator, the mad mullahs are a lot of things, but tsarlings they ain’t. They’re used to installing shahs to be under the Shahinshah. That would lead to a different, three-sided war between Iran, Turkey and Russia.

Could be interesting. Although Israel and Jordan might have different words to describe it.

 

Where does the Constitution give the gov’t the power to get involved with these decisions by private enterprise?

If you think the government should do something about the cramped legroom on airplanes, you’ve got a friend in a federal court.

The U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C., on Friday ordered aviation regulators to consider setting minimum standards for the space airlines give passengers.

Trick question, the US gov’t and the Constitution are not related! If someone says, “There oughtta be a law!” the gov’t is happy to pass said unConstitutional law!

Obamacare put paid to any pretensions and pretendings anybody but minitrue had on that. They’re all about pretensions and pretending.

 

The only thing that would make this story better for me would be if they had asked him to autograph the stolen merchandise.

Hip-hop artist Zumbi of rap group Zion I and a film crew were robbed at gunpoint while shooting a music video in West Oakland on Monday, July 10. No one was injured, but the thieves made off with a $90,000 camera,

Hoist on your own petard is one of the leading causes of schadenboner so be warned.

 

Apparently lefties are unhappy that engineers are generally either conservative or apolitical.

Engineers baffled by ‘microaggression’ workshop at conference

A recent academic conference on advanced manufacturing techniques was interrupted for an hour-long workshop on microaggressions.

Louisiana State University hosted its second annual Consortium for Innovation in Manufacturing and Materials (CIMM) RII Symposium on July 24, but some attendees who showed up expecting to learn about advances in engineering were surprised to find themselves instead “dealing with snowflakes and trigger warnings.”…

The post included a screenshot of the Symposium’s agenda confirming that a “workshop/panel discussion” on “implicit bias, stereotypes, microinsults, microaggressions, [and] Title IX” took place immediately before the conference broke for lunch.

“At one point they had us write a microaggression that we gave or someone gave us,” the post continued, providing several pictures of a bulletin board covered with the resulting sticky notes.

They want to make sure engineers support Trump. Not sure why but there it is.

Iowahawk has a solution!

Hell, I’d have them try to add fractions or try to figure out the third side of a right-triangle given two sides and all three angles. That would be hilarious enough. Asking them to solve diff-eqs wouldn’t be very funny to watch, it would be like trying to get a member of Congress to tell us which part of our lives they can’t regulate. i.e. Totally beyond their intellect.

 

I haven’t seen Dunkirk, but apparently angry lefties are even more wrong about that movie than even I thought! This guy helpfully reviewed the movie in a diversity lens.

Yesterday, I reviewed the new movie, Dunkirk.  Reader mrgarabaldi pointed out that there has been a kerfuffle due to the relative lack of non-white and/or female characters.  Well, I’ve done a bit of digging, and found out that Mr. Nolan had to cut out a lot of content to make the movie fit into his allotted length…

If you’re looking for African-American characters, have no fear.  Nolan used black actors for all of the German aircrews.  The bomber crews, of course, were female.
The u-boat captain, whose deleted scenes run to almost three hours, is a woman of south Asian and Filipino heritage.  You’ll know her by the black swastika embedded in her ruby nose ring.

RTW, short,T, it really explains things!

 

I Don’t Wanna Do It!

Posted: June 2, 2017 by veeshir in EUnuchstan, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism, Moron of the Day, Notes on the Revolution, Trump 2020 Reelection Team
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But I will anyway.

No order today, some of this is from yesterday, it’s just that watching our fine journalistic betters take the most stupid, utterly illogical things and act as if they’re for real got to me yesterday. If all our fine journalistic betters pretend something isn’t utterly idiotic, does that mean it’s not stupid?

Of course not. When people say, “If everybody says one thing and you say another, maybe you’re wrong!” remind them of all the things “everybody knows!” that are just not true. It won’t help, but it might piss them off enough to leave you alone in the future.

 

Let’s get some totally non-partisan CNN out of the way first. Some of you will say, “What liberal media?” but you’d be wrong to say that.

What dishonest, leftist media? is actually the question.

Helpfully illustrated

 

When I saw Trump was going to dump that global worming crap, I was going to post, “Screeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but just couldn’t work up any desire to do so.

Luckily, or unluckily, others spent the time.

Top 10 idiocies!

6. Elon Musk, who runs three companies that all depend to some degree on the idea that carbon dioxide will destroy planet Earth, said he takes America’s removal from this largely symbolic agreement so seriously that he’s going to make up the difference and stop crisscrossing the world in a private jet. Just kidding, he said he’s resigning his symbolic post on a symbolic presidential council.

We always hear about how Exxon/Mobil’s peeps are all anti-global worming but nobody mentions how much global warmmongers make off it.

 

Let’s do a non-idiotic reaction.

The Paris climate agreement is wrong for two reasons:

1 The US Senate did not vote for this treaty, as required by the US Constitution.   In other words, President Obama did not have the authority to put the US into this agreement;

2 The agreement is not enforceable.   It does not require China, the single largest polluter in the world, to play by the rules.    How stupid is that?    Wonder how many industries will move to China after this agreement?

Get out and look out for US workers and, just as importantly, our Constitution.

I hadn’t even thought of that, and I’m a little embarrassed. It’s the Team America! gambit moved to global warmmongering. A murderous dictator, in this case commie Chinese, sucks up to idiot lefties for nefarious purposes. Which nefarious purposes lefties are okay with.

 

Speaking of idiocies involving Trump, Tsar Putin I apparently thought minitrue needed some help and the NY Times is grateful!

Shifting from his previous blanket denials, President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia suggested on Thursday that “patriotically minded” private Russian hackers could have been involved in cyberattacks last year that meddled in the United States presidential election.

They need all the help they can get to damage America enough to bring down a POTUS they don’t like. Getting help from Russians against POTUSes they don’t like is a long and storied tradition amongst our fine, leftist, anti-American citizens!

Let’s give the NY Times a hint about reality and how it’s not gonna change until at least 2021.

 

The Times has a new way to fact-check their own asses. They’ll let social media do it! That way, they’ll get reaction from both sides! That’s gonna be awesome and usher in a new era in awesome journalism!

C’mon, you didn’t believe that “new era” shit, did you?

 

In, Didn’t Charlemagne, Napoleon and Hitler already try that? news,

the European Commission, the EU’s political arm, lays out the roadmap for “completing a genuine financial union” by 2025. The 40-page policy paper calls for “further political integration” as well as a banking union,” and a “more integrated Economic and Fiscal Union”. Furthermore, the document calls for a unified “Euro Area Treasury” to be headed by a powerful “EU Finance Minister,” “who would also be Chair of the Eurogroup.”

The EU policy paper does not see the need for any national ratification or referenda over this irreversible political-economic union paraded as “reform” — making it perhaps the biggest ever power garb by an unelected bureaucracy.

They’re trying to use whine to achieve what force of arms couldn’t.

 

In previous episodes, we watched the French dismantle the Calais land-piracy center

In today’s exciting episode, the totally peaceful immigrants apparently found a new base to pirate from. (In reverse cut n’ pasting style!)

Although the Jungle camp was torn down six months ago, and its 8,000 inhabitants dispersed, immigrants have returned to the port town of Calais again in a bid to hide on a truck and make it to Britain undetected. (The main image shows immigrants attempting to do this in 2015).

British truckers are facing new physical threats from immigrants and asylum seekers gathering at the French port of Calais, site of the notorious ‘Jungle’ refugee camp.

Long distance drivers have asked police for extra protection after being targeted by in a series of “extremely violent” incidents, according to the Daily Mail.

A police source told the newspaper: “They set up roadblocks using dustbins, and then tried to stop lorries heading for England so they could get aboard. Two windscreens were smashed, while another lorry had its tyres punctured. One driver was taken to hospital with face injuries.”

What happens next? Depends on who’s in charge of it. The French aren’t really all that tolerant of different points of view and they really don’t like non-French.

 

Clinton’s lie, it’s what they do.

Although Hillary Clinton boasts a robust 3.6 million Twitter followers, not even a vast right-wing conspiracy would be able to interact with 2 million of them.

According to two popular online measuring tools, no more than 44 per cent of her Twitter fan base consists of real people who are active in using the social media platform.

And at least 15 per cent – more than 544,000 – are completely fake.

 

What I can’t get is why people who aren’t hopeless partisans don’t see that. Or don’t care if they do.

Part of the reason for that has to be the fact that we have to read about this in Brit papers while each while each and every one of our domestic minitrue outlets would be screeeeeeeeeeeeching for days if they found even one fake Trump follower.

 

Related, The Scandal (Our Media) Is Hiding In Plain Sight!

On the other hand, we now know for certain that the Obama administration weaponized the intelligence agencies in order to use them against political opponents, in a manner that is unprecedented, highly dangerous to our democracy, and criminal.

This scandal, which dwarfs anything of which the Trump team is even suspected, has been exposed and lies largely in plain sight for all to see. Yet it has generally been greeted with yawns, if acknowledged at all, by politicians and commentators.

They’re still calling that “unsubstantiated claims by Trump!” for jeepers sake!

 

More news none of our journalists care about!

City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito ducked questions Wednesday about whether she plans to house convicted terrorist Oscar López Rivera at her East Harlem home for the Puerto Rican Day Parade.

That’s a good terrorist, I wonder if we’ll find out next week. Probably not, just because some journalists tried to find out, they won’t push it. It might lead to bad questions asked about re-electing a Democrat.

 

72 different types of terrorists our gov’t is warning us against!

Here is the list of 72 types of Americans that are considered to be ‘potential terrorists’ in official U.S. government documents as of August, 2015. Hopefully this will become a thing of the past as our new President “Drains The Swamp.”

Each listing below is an active link to the original source documentation indicating when and where the listed ‘subversives’ were originally considered a threat:

1. Those that talk about “individual liberties”

2. Those that advocate for states’ rights

3. Those that want “to make the world a better place”

4. “The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule”

5. Those that are interested in “defeating the Communists”

 

I’m included in that list  43 times. I guess I need more ammo!

62. Anyone that is engaged in “ammunition stockpiling”

Catch .22!

Catch some .45acp, .500 S&W mag and 12 gauge too. You might need it (oops, make that 44 times!)

Via Uncle. 

 

I’m gonna disagree.

WHAT A HARVARD REPORT ON MILLENNIALS AND RELATIONSHIPS FINDS, AFTER 50 YEARS OF FEMINISM: “One is, we are failing … miserably to prepare young people for romantic love, probably the most important thing they will do in life. . . . The second is that there are very high rates of misogyny and sexual harassment.”

ESPN and much of the rest of the Dem media/entertainment political complex pushed endless adolescence on young ‘men’, our schools have spent the last decades wiping out American history, importing too many people from countries where women are property and mainstreaming Bill Clinton’s many sexual predations have been the drivers of the high rates of misogyny.

All of western civ was based on trying to get laid, now men don’t have to work for it.

Why invent the wheel if you can catch a clinton (blow job in feminist terms)  more easily than previous generations held hands?

 

Who didn’t see this coming?

Doughnuts were delivered Wednesday by drone to Denver’s mayor and the city’s police and fire departments in an event that provided a glimpse into what companies hope will be a quick, inexpensive way to get merchandise to customers.

Legalized weed leads to munchies.

 

Not sure if they can blame weed for this, but it’s surely tempting.

Bill C-16, An Act to amend the Canadian Human Rights Act and the Criminal Code (gender identity or expression), has cleared the Senate Legal and Constitutional Affairs Committee and will shortly come to a vote. Along the way, opponents have argued that including pronoun protections is a threat to “free speech.”

What the fuck is “pronoun protection?” you ask? You really shouldn’t have.

Learning to say “they” for one person undeniably takes some extra effort. But it’s rather like learning to pronounce and use someone else’s culturally unfamiliar (to you) name in everyday speech. This takes repetition, trial and error. A note to self, a bit of practice, a few gentle reminders, and, voila: You’re on your way. Saying “they” is no big deal, really, but it feels like being compelled because you have to try.

Now, if someone wants me to call them “they”, so long as they ask politely I’ll do it. When I’m talking to them. I probably won’t call them “they” when I’m not talking to them. Except to say, “That idiot wants me to call it ‘they’, do you believe that?”

I stopped using the newest edition of the Newspeak dictionary back when “black” changed to “African-American”.

It’s not a lefty-approved article pushing a point of view without some strawmen. Let’s look at one!

C-16’s opponents object to the extra effort that gender-neutral pronouns entail. Crucially, this means they also object to any extra effort to use any pronoun, even she or he.

Yeah, no. The opponents are against some assholes controlling their speech. It’s not all that hard to figure out, it’s almost as easy as winning an argument where you control both sides!

It’s sorta funny, as they’re worrying about people having uncontrolled speech, they’re paying $200,000 for a rubber ducky.

A giant rubber duck coming to Brockville this summer as part of the Ontario government’s celebrations of Canada’s 150th anniversary has taxpayers taking a bath, says a provincial politician.

What is the obsession with rubber duckies? Are they just trying to recreate their childhood?

At least one Ontario parliamentarian has a good observation.

Ontario PC MPP Vic Fedeli said the $200,000 duck tour – more than half of it covered by Ontario – is a sure sign of a government with “messed up” priorities.

As they’re trying to stop free speech they’re paying $200k for a duck. Although, that might be in Canadian ‘dollars’, so not real money.

 

Okay, I see people freaking out over this.

Some online retailers have been selling oak galls, which are nests that house wasp eggs before they hatch, and touting them as a natural way of cleaning female genitals.

Deservedly so. I mean, what other sort of idiocies do you have to believe if you’re willing to stick a wasp’s nest up your hoo-ha?

A voice of sanity

“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”

Alas, the voices of sanity are called crazy in our enlightened age.

 

News from each and every time a T-Mobile worker worked on someone’s phone that had a sex video!

A T-Mobile employee from Florida landed in jail Friday after he allegedly emailed himself a sexually explicit video he found on a female customer’s phone, news station WFTS reported.

And Sprint and AT&T and Verizon and Geek Squad and…. c’mon people. Of course they’re going to root around to see your porn.

I will say that T-Mobile must be hopelessly backward if he had to email it cuz he didn’t have a memory stick or whatever they’re calling them these days.

As for the point, there’s a reason 93% of the intertubes is porn and the other 7% links to it and it rhymes with luman lature.

 

People just don’t seem to realize that actions have consequences.

Around 10:00 AM, Mr. Smith moved a few hundred meters away from his friends in order to put on a fake shark fin and pull a prank on them.

He started swimming towards the beach with only the fin emerging from the water, provoking an instant reaction from the local fishermen.

Dude thought it would be hilarious to scare everyone. He’s used to being surrounded by snowflakes I’d guess, people who would run away.

Alas, and even alack!, he wasn’t on a NY Times approved beach.

More than a dozen fishing boats filled with men armed with harpoons encircled the young man only 20 meters away from his friends.

It was all fun and games until the harpoons came out! I’m gonna guess this is a little white lie.

They fired dozens of projectiles in his direction and speared him a total of nine times before they realized their mistake.

Yeah, I’d bet at least one kept firing even after he saw it was an idiot. An American idiot. You know, like Greenday.

 

Paco had a Sunday Funny post with a link that had this.

About 2,500 years ago, Hanno the Navigator became one of the first Europeans to see a band of gorillas…

So when he found an island full of gorillas, he figured that they were just the funniest-looking group of people yet. Hanno wrote that he’d found “savage people, the greater part of whom were women…(emphasis me V)

He and his men tried to introduce themselves to the gorillas, but the gorillas weren’t too communicative.

Since they specifically mentioned women, and since they were sailors who hadn’t seen a woman for a long time, I found it hilarious thinking about Hanno and his buds trying to sweet talk one of the gorilla honeys into bed.

I shouldn’t have laughed.

 

 

 

Blogging’s Hard Right Now

Posted: January 21, 2017 by veeshir in FAIL Britannia!, Green Goofs, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Notes on the Revolution, The Funniest Middle Of Civilization Ever!
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IMPORTANT ABOVE THE POST UPDATE!!!!!!

 

Sean Spicer is all about teh awesome. He lays into the media for more than 4 minutes, briefed them for a minute and then walked out.

My Schadenboner is at full staff!

schadenboner

 

Now, back to our post!

There’s not much to blog about. I’m pretty well sick of talking about all the crap done by the gov’t in the past and I can’t talk about what Trump’s going to do because nobody knows.

All there is to blog about is laughing at the media’s sad faces. Which is funny but I’m worried about having a schadenboner for more than 4 hours at a time, I have to ration myself.

Let’s laugh at some Chicago-machine politics.

State’s evidence?

President Barack Obama made his final grants of clemency on Thursday with less than a day left in office, and imprisoned former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was not on the list.  (from a linked article V)

…..and you will sit in that corner until you are n o longer a threat to the legacy of Sparklefarts and various statutes of limitations have expired for others.

We’ve seen murderers kill, get arrested, stand trial, serve prison time, be released and end up laid out on a slab at the morgue in less time than Blago will be serving.

 

Now wouldn’t that be funny if Blago decided to explain how Obama was only upset because he wasn’t getting his cut? Well, funny until Blago commits suicide in his cell and is shot trying to escape.

 

In Akbar Britain news,

I’ve always lived in London….

London is in my heart and in my blood, but the wind has changed, like it did for Mary Poppins, and I think it’s going to blow me out of the city, all the way to Tel Aviv…

There’s a train of thought among right-thinking people in London at the moment that Israel is culpable; that it is responsible for all the ills of the Palestinians, all the woes of the Middle East. If it weren’t for Israel, they say, the world would be a better place. If you go to a dinner party you can hear things that wouldn’t have sounded unfamiliar in 1930s Germany. They say they’re just ‘anti-Zionist’ but to be anti-Zionist is to be anti-Semitic. No one is anti- any other country. No one questions, say, Iran’s right to exist.

 

Except this time the Jews are heading back to Israel. Reaspora?  via my favorite smell

 

In global warmmongering news, The Hottest Year Ever!!!!!!! might not be so hot.

For the benefit of science reporters and other people who are unfamiliar with the scientific method, let me point out that the margin of error for these measurements is plus or minus one tenth of a degree Celsius. The temperature difference that is supposedly being measured is one one-hundredth of a degree—one tenth the size of the margin of error. To go back to sports reporting, that’s like saying that the football is on the 10-yard line—give or take a hundred yards.

 

I know it’s been the warmist winter since I moved to AZ, I’ve had to wear 3 or 4 shirts when I sit outside at night to have my evening cigar and read my book. It’s been below 70 for weeks except for one or two days.

 

Trump’s first executive order was directed at Obamacare!

President Donald Trump signed his first executive order on Friday, heading into the Oval Office shortly after his inaugural parade to direct agencies to ease regulations associated with Obamacare, the signature healthcare law of his predecessor that Trump has vowed to replace.

That’s a shot across the bows of the GOP and their planned Failure Theater on getting rid of Obamacare. I especially like the Dem I saw on some news channel yesterday who claimed they needed the Dem party to pass something to replace it.

Ummmmm, no. That’s not according to the rules the Dems put in place and one thing I’m sure of is that Trump is going to hammer the GOP over that and bypass the media via Twitter, which they’ll have to cover, to get some OUTRAGE!!!!! pointed at the GOP.

 

I didn’t realize Trump was forming his re-election committee so soon.

Shia LaBeouf has launched a four-year-long protest against Donald Trump — creating a continuous public live-stream in Queens to broadcast people shouting “He will not divide us!” over and over again.

The exhibit, set up outside the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, was led by Jaden Smith Friday as the new POTUS was being sworn in.

 

Keep America Great!

 

Sure It’s True, But……

Posted: September 15, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism, The Big Screen, We're boned
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According to Hillary!, Donald Trump has incited violence!!!!!

I agree. You cannot effectively disagree with lefties, it just sets them off.

They’re really just a bunch of angry, violent, petulant children with self-control problems.

I also agree with this, although I’m not sure if she meant to say what she said.

 But I also accept the responsibility, making sure that we do everything we can to try to heal these divides to bring people together,”

As we saw last week, she is trying as hard as she can to heal the divides to keep us divided to help her get elected.

The biggest divide she’s healed is dividing us into people who give her money and vote for her with the rest in the Basket Of Deplorables.  Oh yeah, almost forgot, don’t forget to get a Basket of Deplorables stamp on your VRWC membership card.

Obama has made sure the divide in America is getting stronger and deeper, with the help of Hillary!.

If she meant that she wants to heal the divide and bring us together, well that’s just idiotic from the one who’s put anybody who disagrees with her into a vast conspiracy and a basket of hatisms. You know, a typical Clinton lie that accuses you of being an idiot.

 

This one I sorta agree with.

What I think is really important about these emails is the chilling fact is that the Russians are continuing to interfere with our elections.

 

Oh, not the email thing she’s talking about but all the $millions the Russians have given her to spend on campaigning and buying people off and who can forget Obama turning off the country-of-origin deal on credit card transactions to his campaign. That pisses me off.

Blaming Russia for Colin Powell noticing that her husband is a dog is typical Dem playbook. When an email is “hacked” from a Republican the email is the subject, when it’s hacked from a Dem the hacking is the subject.

The former first lady refused to criticize Powell on the show, which has a large African-American audience.

So I also agree that Hillary! is just as transparent as Obama. The way they lie easily and often is absolutely transparent.

 

I agree with this one too.

There are few easy answers, but one thing is clear: the current trajectory of climatic change presents a strategically-significant risk to U.S. national security

So who said that?

It was signed by more than a dozen former senior military and national security officials,

 

So in other words,we have Obama, the State Dept, NASA and now our fucking military paying attention to global warmmongering instead of paying attention to the people who are trying to kill us.

That makes us far less safe and represents a huge and strategically significant risk to our national security.

 

This I don’t agree with, except in a “Let’s watch Hollywood go bankrupt!” way.

They’re ‘remaking’ the Magnificent 7.

Except it’s to the original version as Starship Trooper is to the book.

Sure, there’s 7 guy saving a town from bandits but the bad guys can’t be brown folk so it has to be a rich, white, “industrialist” and they’re hired by a wymyns and it’s all about revenge.

Eh, at least the bad guy’s name isn’t “Trump”, so that’s something. .

The head good guy instead of “Chris” is named “Chisolm”.

Ummm, Chisolm was an entirely different guy. So they’re trying to glom onto another western.

Geez, why not just call it the Magnificent Fistful Of Good, Bad and Ugly 7!

 

Those idiots will never learn. They could have made a western and called it something else, but they had to try to rape a classic and all they’ll end up with is loss-leader while pissing off their intended audience.

The only people who will make a profit off this movie, besides the actors, will be whoever owns the rights to the original as people watch that again to get the taste of SJW out of their mouths.

 

Caballero update.

Rebuilt transmission it is. Another week.

There was a loose cable that let the trans know what the carb was doing but even after tightening that the trans slipped. In other words, it was no faster with a brand new, 440 HP, 470 ft-lbls torque 383 stroker engine with a Holley 4bbl than with a burnt out, 1979, 180HP 350 with a poorly installed Carter 4bbl .

The Moroso air cleaner won’t fit under the hood. The old Edelbrock fits, barely, but I might put in a hood scoop. I’m planning on making this into a motorhead car with, eventually, a really nice paint job but that’s in the future.

Sweet And Sour Links

Posted: September 4, 2016 by veeshir in EUnuchstan, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, It's Science!, Nanny State, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, The "Justice" Dept., The Big Screen, Why I Hate People
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Sweet: Global Warmmongers go to the Arctic in August to highlight the lack of ice (August-September being when there is the least ice cuz it’s the end of the warminging of summer) and get stuck in the ice.

Already the expedition is around 4 to 6 weeks behind schedule having been held up in the Laptev Sea by the kind of ice which experts like Cambridge University’s Peter Wadhams – of whom more in a moment – assure us will soon disappear permanently from the Arctic in summer.

Global warmmongers, not just science-proof but irony-proof.

 

Sour: You have to run a gauntlet of ‘youths’ to drive around Fortress Calais (the end of the Chunnel and a big port in France)

On Wednesday in the early hours masked men wielding sticks felled a tree across the road outside the port. It’s a driver’s worst nightmare to be stationary. Left sitting vulnerable to the migrant hordes, vulnerable to being loaded with a new cargo for trade: humans. 

One of the drivers caught up in the nightmare filmed by the BBC tells me of his ordeal: ‘They all had clubs, baseball bats or lengths of wood – and they meant business. The ringleader told me to wait. In clear English. Five minutes. While he organised his load….

…Before Fortress Calais. You’ve seen pictures of the fences on the news. Been told it is okay. It’s all fine now. Look how high this fence is!

But it’s not okay. The problem has just been moved on a bit. Illegal migrants are everywhere in the darkness

So we have that to look forward to.

 

Sweet: This story by the Wash Post celebrating…errrr….just totally dispassionately discussing former VA Gov McDonnell (R) and how the “Justice” Dept, after the case was dropped by a reasonable judge, is going to go after him again. Cuz of the “Justice”!

Why is that sweet?  For once, I seriously say read the comments at the Wash Post. Used to be, and usually, commenters at the Wash Post are reliably leftist, those comments are all about the different way they treat an (R) and Hillary! and are not favorable to the “Justice” Dept.

Democrats attacking Republicans.
Democrats covering up for Hillary.
Simple.

There are a lot like that.

 

Sour: As we discuss all the terrorists killing Americans in America, let’s recall when the DO”J” pointed out the real enemy of our nation!

There are, in increasingly frightening numbers, cells of angry men in the United States preparing for combat with the U.S. government. They are usually heavily armed, blinded by an intractable hatred, often motivated by religious zeal.

They’re not jihadists. They are white, right-wing Americans, nearly all with an obsessive attachment to guns, who may represent a greater danger to the lives of American civilians than international terrorists.

Anybody who thinks the Constitution is meant to be a check on our gov’t is obviously the real terrorist!

 

Sweet: This blog by a dude in Canadia who just goes around taking pictures of stuff.

Like this one “Highway 36 south of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan August 20, 2016.”

let er rip

That gets my accelerator foot tingling. You would hear my “Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaa” in Vancouver.

 

Sour: This poor lady has to deal with Hillary! getting away with leaving her son to die.

 

Sweet: Civilization!

While GMOs may involve splicing genes from other organisms (such as bacteria) to give plants desired traits – like resistance to pests, selective breeding is a slower process whereby farmers select and grow crops with those traits over time.

From bananas to eggplant, here are some of the foods that looked totally different before humans first started growing them for food.

That’s what I try to tell my family who watch Dr. Oz and think GMO is GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!, we’ve just gotten better at choosing how we want food to look and act. It’s a difference in scale, not kind.

 

Sweet and Sour:

I dare you to watch this trailer and not tear up.

 

I don’t tear up easily, but that got me.

Dogs deserve better but they’re stuck with us.

Unintended Consequences

Posted: June 21, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, Green Goofs, It's Science!
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Above the Post As I’m Writing It Update!!!!!!!!!!!

This actually pissed me off. As I got reading, I read this

They quickly add that they want to undertake no such action

and realized they’re not actually going to do anything, they’re attempting to ‘reason’ with leftists. In other words, GOP Failure Theater.

So while it’s funny, it’s just as useful as all the hearings about lies by Obama they keep having in the House and Senate, in other words, not useful at all. So read on and realize that as you get near the end, I’ve been thoroughly disillusioned. Sigh. It sucks when the GOP lives down to my expectations.

 

Lefty deals would have no result if not for unintended consequences.

This one’s pretty darn funny.

The New York Attorney General and Rhode Island Senator who helped to launch the prosecution of dissent on climate change may not like where their project is headed. Thirteen state Attorneys General have sent a letter pointing out that if minimizing the risks of climate change can be prosecuted as “fraud,” then so can statements overstating the dangers of climate change….

 

Another case of hoist on your own retard. That always makes me laugh.

I will say that the GOP AsG are not really paying attention. They write this: (the “we” is the GOP AsG)

“We think this effort by our colleagues to police the global warming debate through the power of the subpoena is a grave mistake,” says the letter. “Using law enforcement authority to resolve a public policy debate undermines the trust invested in our offices and threatens free speech.”

Yeah see, that’s the whole point. If you assume that every leftist push (putsch?) is an attempt to restrict Constitutional freedoms, you would be right a lot more than wrong (as in, always right and never wrong)

 

 

Stop Breathing!!!!

Posted: June 16, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, It's Science!
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I NY edition.

The NYS Ass embly and Senate each have the same bill that’s going to Save Us All!!!!!

Enacts the New York State climate and community protection act; relates to climate change; renewable energy program; labor and job standards and worker protection.

 

It’s going to be the most wonderful Climate Change!!!! Renewable energy!!!!! Labor and Job Standards!!!!! And Worker Protection!!!!! legislation ever!!!!

How will it work?

must reduce their greenhouse gas emissions by at least 80% below 1990 levels by 2050

In other words, close all factories, office buildings, get rid of all cars and most importantly, get rid of all breathing insects, birds, lizards and mammals, including of course, us. At least they faced reality enough to accept that they can’t get rid of all insects, mammals (like bunny rabbits and rats) and lizards so they’re allowing for that 20%.

So how will that help workers? Why, by 2050 everybody has to leave NY so worker satisfaction will be 100%!!!

They’ll teach reality to be all mean and stuff.

So, you still think my windmill powered airplanes are more stupider than anything else these anti-science fools can think up?

 

Balls! He Has Them Too.

Posted: April 12, 2016 by veeshir in Filthy Hippies, Green Goofs, It's Science!, Liberal Fascism
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Okay, I’ve been watching our fascist left going after people who believe in the scientific method (where, when predictions are proven false the hypothesis is fixed instead of the data) but I had missed one important bit.

Today, U.S. Magistrate Judge Thomas Coffin of the federal District Court in Eugene, OR, decided in favor of 21 young Plaintiffs, and Dr. James Hansen (emphasis me V) on behalf of future generations, in their landmark constitutional climate change case brought against the federal government and the fossil fuel industry.

 

Yes, Dr. James Hansen,NASA bigwig and global warmmonger extraordinaire, who’s been pushing his lies for years is claiming the gov’t isn’t warning people about the phenomenon he lies about (I’ve only linked three, do a search for “Hansen global lies” and be amazed, astounded and astonished) is using 22, young, gullible fools to push his lies.

Which lies ‘surprisingly’ seem to be designed to make him money. (just like Al Gore!!!!)

Remember folks, green science is neither.

He Hates Gaia

Posted: March 31, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Green Goofs, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault
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Sen. Tom Cotton, a racist (obviously, Uncle Toms picks cotton…duh) Gaia hater is hatin’ on the EPA (the people trying to save the world from racist haters like Tom).

Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton says the reported use of private email by Environmental Protection Agency officials shows the agency has contempt for public records laws….

“The EPA seems to know no bounds when it comes to circumventing the law to impose their will on Arkansas and America…

See? He’s hatin’ on the defenders of the good.

As for the supposed illicit behavior, the EPA investigated itself and found

The EPA Inspector General researched this and confirmed they found no evidence to support that the EPA ‘used, promoted or encouraged’ the use of private email accounts to circumvent federal records management requirements.”

 

Pure as the driven snow they’re trying to protect from the likes of Cotton.

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