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Okay, which one of you is responsible for this string of “crimes”?

In Feb, from California, we saw this story about some underpaid people working at Burger King

Employees claim they began breaking out restaurant windows after receiving the prank call from a person who said there was a gas leak at the Burger King. Employees then broke out more than a dozen windows and one employee crashed his dodge through the front doors, allegedly to provide ventilation.

 

I really wish I could have seen the panic and screaming of the employees as they all started trashing the place. I’d really like to see a vid of the guy running out to his car to crash it into the building.

In yesterday’s exciting episode, Minnesota!

The caller said the restaurant could explode, so they needed to relieve the pressure. The manager and other employees believed the caller and smashed all the windows on the ground floor.

 

“Relieve the pressure”? That’s fucking hilarious.

Apparently, this is a “thing” now.

Oklahoma!

Phoenix! (Here, the owner was involved!?!?!?!)

Tucson!

I’m surprised they aren’t racing down the street chasing running refrigerators or trying to get poor Prince Albert out of that can.

So…. should we give them $15/hour or just replace them with computer screens and let the customer touch the picture of what they want to eat?

That’s a poser.

So the question I have for this story

Transgender athletes will no longer be required to undergo gender reassignment surgery…

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) reportedly updated its transgender guidelines at an unpublicized “Consensus Meeting on Sex Reassignment and Hyperandrogenism” …

“To require surgical anatomical changes as a pre-condition to participation is not necessary to preserve fair competition and may be inconsistent with developing legislation and notions of human rights,”

 

Is: Which video better illustrates it

This one

 

or this one

 

Eh, either way the next Olympics are going to be hilarious as men don a dress, some make-up and start winning wymyn’s gold medals and all Teh Haters get their hate on.

Sane people will call it crazy, the LGBTXRPGHADAFFY community will freak out over the haters and most lefties will be unsure which favored-status-group to support because the people who tell them what to think won’t be able to get their Consensus on.

That’s gonna be funny.

High Praise! to Harvey for finding this.

 

 

In my lifetime that went from pretty funny to pretty endy.

It’s funny, and endy, how stuff that was bad not so long ago is now good.

Or else.

Sorta like watching Florida Evans rail against tokenism and paternalistic liberals.

Outdated, dangerous thinking.

 

Unrelatedly funny is that some feminist group is honoring Miss Piggy

will receive her very first award at the annual Sackler Center First Awards at the Brooklyn Museum.

…recently called “The Gloria Steinem of the Muppet world”…take the stage with Ms. Steinem…

 

Okay, that’s hilarious. We have an angry, man…frog-obsessed diva of divas and feminists think she’s a role model.

Should we tell them Miss Piggy is a pre-op transgender?

Nah, they’re too fragile to face the real world. We should keep them barefoot and ‘tubing.

So a question.

Would the country be better off with a non-establishment or even just a non-insane POTUS or would we be better off, ultimately, if the race boiled down to Huckabee (Christian socialist) V Bernie Sanders (Marxist Socialist)?

Now that’s a poser, as I do not see a President Walker, Paul or Cruz being able to push back against the establishment pricks in both parties, while President Bush, Clinton or even Graham (tee-hee) would be pushing Forward! comrade.

In other words, even after having Obama let it burn, does America need an even stronger lesson?

You have to admit, the campaign would be hilarious as the media viciously attacks Huckabee for wanting to do the same things, just for a different reasons, as they hide the fact that Sanders self-identifies as a Socialist.

I truly feel this election will be even funnier than 2008 so I have to say, a Sanders V Huckabee race would be about as funny as it gets.

IMIO* I don’t see Hillary winning, unless the GOP manages to nominate Jeb Bush of course, but barring that, I just cannot believe that enough people will vote for her even with Minitrue spending months telling us she’s the bee’s knees.

Saying that, I do really like the idea of a Hillary! campaign, just for the Hillarity.

Important, Above The Post (well, near the top of the post anyway) Update!!!!!! via Doug Ross!

hillary D'Oh!

 

Now back to our post already in progress

Via Paco, we see Powerline with some Hillary! campaign posters, most are ‘eh’, but a couple are pretty good.

My fave

hillary logo 2

Of course, Stoaty has been on a roll with thesehillaryannounce

or my fave Stoaty one

hillaryposter

I do wish I was even competent with photoshop, because the pics of her from the 2008 campaign, when she was going against Minitrue’s God-President, are awesome and do not need much to be perfect.

This one isn’t from the campaign, but it goes with the others.

Trailer Park Grandma Hillary

Trailer Park Grandma Hillary

 

This one cracks me up, it was taken through some sort of lens they normally don’t use.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned

 

This one is my very favoritest picture of her, even more than Trailer Park or Vampire Hillary.

She'll Eat Your Soul

Vote for Hillary Or She’ll Eat Your Soul!

This, of course, is the only palatable pic of Hillary.

nataliehillary

 

Why is this post in “Liberal Fascism”? Because every post with Hillary belongs in Liberal Fascism.

* (In My Ignorant Opinion)

Piling On

Posted: June 12, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, Win!

Heh.

Heh! I say.

Israel this week advanced plans for 1,083 settler homes in the West Bank as part of its response to the newly formed Palestinian government that is jointly sponsored by Fatah and Hamas.

The move is the second approval of settlement activity in the last eight days, and follows the Construction and Housing Ministry’s publication last week of tenders for 1,500 homes over the pre- 1967 lines in West Bank settlements and east Jerusalem.

 

Okay, that’s funny.

All the bad guys in the world are getting whatever they want, why not have some good guys get some?

 

I do look forward to Obama and co. heaping far more outrage on Israel for this than on all the murderous thugs around the world getting murderously thuggish.

Highlarity.

obamahomo

Via everybody’s favorite ‘Stan, SondraKi

Totally unrelated Ukrainian update

The first “gunmen” to set up checkpoints in Ukraine?

According to a talking head at CNN it was Putin’s best buds, the Night Wolves.

Tsar Putin I obviously doesn’t trust the Cossacks like earlier tsars.

I can’t believe I’m watching CNN to see actual news, they’re still idiots, Ban Ki Moon’s STRONG!!!!!! STATEMENT!!!! was anything but even though they keep saying it was strong, but they’re at least covering Ukraine.

MSNBC is still busy with Bridgegate!!!!! and Foxnews is still stuck on Obamacare.

Important Update on Unrelated Ukraine:

Holy Shit, Wolf Blitzer just tried to compare this with Bosnia, Christiane I’mawhore said no, and then compared it to the US invasion of Iraq. Seriously. No, she really did. Don’t give me that look, I’m absolutely fucking serious.

Not a one of those idiots knows enough history to know it’s either Hungary/Czechoslovakia where the West frowns furiously, WWI where all these treaties get everybody involved in a war or WWII and we’re in the early phases of Poland and about to move into the Phoney War.

MSNBC is not stuck on Bridgegate!!!!!, they’re covering the breaking news of George Zimmerman and Trayvon, Choir Boy, Martin.

Foxnews is finally covering Ukraine, but they’re using Huckabee to do it.

Oh well, the world is going to have to blow up without me watching, I can’t take CNN anymore and I can never take Huckabee.