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Me tubin’ Too.

First, something I can’t decide if it’s funny or endy or just pathetically terrifying.

When I played that, it had a Trump ad across the middle. I’ll call that a win.

Which leads to a comment I posted at Paco’s that made me laugh. I’m posting it here to make me laugh again.

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the ’96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John’s pizza running against Wednesday.

 

Next, some gunny stuff.

I must have been about 5 years too young for this awesomeness.

I still want one.

 

So, anybody up for a game of pool?

I’d need to borrow a 9mm, my stuff just blows the shit out of the table.

 

Coupla reposts

Good question, good intro, good reminder.

 

And of course, my favorite Steve Lee song, but he has a bunch of awesome ones.

See also

i-like-guns-tee-got (1)

 

In AZ, they have HOV-2, I wonder if this’ll count.

 

Can I get a Yee Motherfucking Haw?

Is it caturday yet?

 

I had an Ebiscu Muscats vid ready, but as I watched it, I realized it just wasn’t as hot as Banana Mango High School.

But this one was queued on the side, so I figured I would post it as a public service to the Chinese who seem hell-bent on getting into a war with the Chinese.

We are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

What the hell is going on in that vid eo? There’s something about it that almost makes sense but it’s just out of reach.

I mean, you can almost see it, and then a bunch of bones floats by and a huge black guy in knickers starts dancing.

I just find it hard to believe that even two atomic bombs can erase centuries of being badasses so they’re a powderkeg waiting to get off…go off.

 

A non video drudgetaposition

Legalized pot in Washington

People are taking Washington St ferries and stumbling off without their cars.

 

Let’s end on a hate crime.

lgb and tatas

 

Actually, let’s end on more Hillary! videos.

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If you search for tenderness
It isn’t hard to find

You can have the love you need to live

hands up i'll shoot

But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind

i patch
It always seems to be so hard to give

The media is downplaying the “protests” as isolated. It seems they aren’t broadcasting footage of the debris being thrown across Harrison by Sanders/Hillary supporters at Trump fans.

They also aren’t mentioning the hordes running through the UIC parking structure breaking the windows of cars with Trump 2016 stickers.

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

The Daily Mail suggested Mrs Trump may have worked as a part-time escort in New York, and met husband Donald Trump, who is now running for the White House, earlier than previously reported.

The claims were “outright lying”, lawyer Charles Harder said.

 

 

I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don’t want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe

 

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

For the last two days CNN has been lying about Donald Trump in order to put itself in its favorite gear:

I can find a lover
I can find a friend

mila do dirty things

I can have security
Until the bitter end

wildey500

Anyone can comfort me
With promises again
I know, I know

agin

When I’m deep inside of me
Don’t be too concerned
I won’t ask for nothin’ while I’m gone

But when I want sincerity
Tell me where else can I turn
Because you’re the only one that I depend on

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

In this new series, I propose to explore the sequence of errors, large and small, through which the climatological establishment has – until now – gotten away with greatly exaggerating climate sensitivity.

 

 

Next in the series, Eli’s coming, (link fixed)

 

 

 

 

Hide your Cowboys.

eli

We’re Back Baby!

Posted: September 2, 2016 by veeshir in funniest end of, Hotassery, Lame, PEBKAC

 

So what got DPUD nuked?

Did Word Press go crazy and start nuking blogs for politics?

Was it the “Justice” Dept. trying to get rid of an influential blog before the election?

Was it Teh Racism inherent in the Blazing Saddles clip?

 

No, it was freaking Kathy Ireland pictures.

Seriously.

You’d think she’d be happy someone still wanted to look at her.

 

Here’s hoping that Mila and Kate Upton don’t decide to do that shit, we’d just have to shut ‘er down.

Crom!

Posted: August 9, 2016 by veeshir in Hotassery, Notes on the Revolution, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, “What is the Riddle of Brass?”

Riddle of Brass

 

If I don’t know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That’s Crom, strong on his mountain!

 

 

It’s funny how the Riddle of Bronze was superseded by the Riddle of Steel was superseded by the Riddle of Brass.

henry

 

Picture Post!!!!!!!

Crom might let you get away with the American Rule of Brass

deer me

All praise to John Moses Browning, he taught Crom the Rule of Brass

educational

 

How to apply the Rules of Brass

fight

 

You would think someone besides gun owners would notice this. You would be wrong.

harvey nails it

 

One of the lessons from before the Rule of Brass.

 

record

Speaking of records.

good advice

 

If you laugh, you realize you’re working on your record, right?

kennedy

 

 

My philosophy

me

 

Ooohhhh, scary!

horror

 

Before their time!

for the win!

 

This ain’t funny. Cept it is.

death rides a pale baby

 

Welcome to Heaven! You hungry?

Manna

 

 

 

You’d think this would be obvious, but…..Never take acid with raccoons.

yee ha

 

Oh, and don’t take acid with clowns either, but then, you all knew that.

free hugs

 

 

Coupla safe spaces

safe space

and

safe

 

Coupla reposts

 

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

 

hillary or else!

 

Below the fold, The Riddle of Upton

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Above the Fold Trumpdate!!!!!

I cannot listen to any pol for more than 8 seconds. The only politician’s speech I’ve watched in its entirety ever (beginning when St. Jimmeh was POTUS) was Bush’ speech from 10/2001.

I can listen to Trump speak. I know he’s a huckster and you can’t know if he’s going to do what he says he’s going to do, but he does not lie about reality the way every other pol in my lifetime has done (even Ronnie Raygun).

Now, back to our regularly scheduled post, you can read it in its entirety!

 

I’m going to get my car later on. It pisses me off because I have to deal with the police. Sonomabatch. I don’t dislike cops, I just do not like getting into situations where I have to deal with them.

Commonsense and Wonder has a heartwarming story of a First Person in Canadia overcoming adversity!

An indigenous woman in Calgary, Canada who yelled “I hate white people” before punching a white woman in the face and knocking her tooth out did not commit a racially motivate hate crime, a provincial court judge has ruled.

 

I will say I’m surprised they didn’t charge the evil white woman for premeditated whiteness and conspiracy to be white.

 

Where would the ‘tubes be if more people had any introspection? Boring and less funny, that’s where.

Planned Parenthood’s tweet.

ironical

Tens of millions of clumps of cells were unavailable for comment.

Forgot to h/t it. The Lonely Libertarian.

 

Via Legal Insurrection, another juxtaposition of Hillary! saying she broke no laws and Comey saying, “Everything that cankle said was bullshit.”

 

 

Last, a heinous act.

According to the Post, the Internet Is Furious Over Penny’s Picture of her dogs!!!

She had a a 4th of July pic up of her dogs sitting on a flag and Everybody Is Up In Arms!!!!!!!!

While it does have me OUTRAGED!!!!!, in her defense, she’s an idiot. I can almost hear her thinking as she took the picture, “This is so patriotic!!!! Everybody will love this!!!”

No, the OUTRAGE is that she didn’t post nekkid or near nekkid pics of her. Her boob job came out great, I wanted to see them.

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Har.

I’ve been pretty busy with work and vacation and, well, being lazy, so I haven’t tubed much lately. I try to watch the news but really, I could care less what idiocy Yale fools do and watching whatever the hell is happening in Missouri seems like too much effort to try to understand, just nitwit leftists going all Stalin, so I have no idea what the hell is happening but it appears to be pretty darn endy and only peripherally funny.

But today I tubed and realized, it’s freaking hilarious.

This misleading headline makes me laugh.

Headline

Little Support for Punishing Global Warming Foes

From the body of the article.

Democrats (27%), however, favor prosecuting those who don’t agree with global warming.

Do you realize that more than a quarter of Dems want to punish people who are in favor of the scientific method?

It’s like the Scopes Monkey Trial all over again, except now we have the anti-science people screeching about being all scientifical and shit. I’d be many of that 27% are in government or Penn State. Which makes it funnier IMIO.

 

I have an idea, let’s let our European betters tell us how to govern!!!!!

It has long been believed that when it comes to interest rates, zero is as low as you can go….

But for the people who control the world’s money, this idea has recently been thrown out of the window. Many central banks have pushed their rates into negative territory and yet the financial system has still (not? V) to come to an abrupt end.

 

So does that mean I’ll have to pay interest on my savings account?

Makes me wonder if this is what that moh-ron Yellen is talking about.

“Policymakers have to carefully weigh the advantages and disadvantages of alternative monetary implementation frameworks in the presence of new policy tools,” Yellen said

Sure that’s gobbledeygook, but I think she thinks it means something. Which would be pretty darn funny in a Monty Python movie but pretty darn scary in the real world.

Methinks it’s time to  forget about buying more silver and gold and focus on wood, polymer, steel, brass, lead, complex, fast-burning chemicals and toilet paper. They’re going to be the new exchange medium after the collapse.

 

For the record, contrary to what is being written, neither I nor my mild-mannered, alter-ego are gay.

…upcoming Scholastic Book Fair includes a gay character… “Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot”

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

I do have to admit, it’s been funny watching people realize that maybe, just maybe, Polie-ico are a bunch of lying Minitrue members in good-standing.

As was evident to anybody who ever paid any attention to them at all long ago, starting with their first Big Story!!!!!, a lying hitjob on Fred Thompson that was proven a lie as soon as video of the incident came out and continuing on with every “Scoop!!!!” they’ve ever had.

 

Two last things,

This is funny.

Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio.

You have to admit, Trump making fun of someone else’s hair is downright hilarious.

I will say that in Drudge’s pic, it does look like a wig.

 

This ain’t funny.

Cuz it’s true.

 

Okay, I lied. Two more things below the fold.

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Says Ted Cruz.

Har dee har har har.

 

Now, I know most of you won’t click that, even though you should. I almost did myself, so I’ll relate what others might have heard if they clicked vids not containing hot little Japanese girls in teddies.

So of course the Senate runs on trust, they trust each other to not get all litigious over each other’s felonious behavior.

More

“That we don’t lie to each other.”, 

they lie to him because he feels he represents the people who elected him and not himself, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party has to lie to me, and therefore him because he would tell me the truth. Duh.

“…Was there a deal?”

The answer to that is never “Yes”, it’s always “Of course there’s a deal!”

Idealism is great, but that shows a profound disregard  for recent (as in, the last 10 years) history.

 

…makes an explicit promise… I cast my vote….assume that when the majority leader spoke to 54 GOP senators that he wasn’t lying to us. …It became agundantly clear that there was a deal…

I will note to the public the Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House have repeatedly said…”we made no deal.”…. a number of weeks ago…the Iran review act…..I filed an amendment that would…by requiring….before sanctions were lifted….Senator Marco Rubio called for an amendment…..on the Dem side of the Aisle did not want to vote….the Majority Leader called off all amendments….”

 

Geez, it’s as if he thinks the people who elected him have a say in how he votes?!?!?!?!?!?!

He calls Harry Reid a whiny bitch and immediately says McConnell is acting like the Dem Majority Leader.

Then he notes that McConnell called up an amendment after blocking everybody else’s amendment.

More

“…we (Teh Peepul) keep winning elections and then we keep getting leaders who don’t do anything they promise…”

 

From Nancy Pelosi draining the corrupt swamp to Mitch McConnell lying so much that Cruz is taking almost 20 minutes to detail many of his lies but Cruz could go on for hours. We’ve been profoundly lied to by the leadership of both Houses of Congress for a long damn time.

 

“the Majority Leader looked me in the eye…a flat out lie…. was a simple lie.”

 

Nobody except people the, I’d guess, fewer than 100,000 who read righty blogs and our fine Minitrue Betters will know about this, the rest of America is still worried about what Caitlyn Jenner is doing about its wang.

And that’s why we’re boned.

Below the Fold, An Important Critical And Well Deserved Update!!!!!!

 

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