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Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

I totally misunderstood imadenier, the guy wears clothes, it’s just not a grass skirt. It’s pretty good, he doesn’t sing but since nobody is Freddy Mercury, I rate that as a plus.

As you listen, you can read about some reality we’d all like to escape.

First, a message from the totally not in the tank for Hillary! media via Powerline.

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Let’s look at some Hillary!’s health stuff Minitrue is utterly uninterested in looking into.

Here we have her Dr. who keeps making “mistakes” and shoddy diagnoses. I will quibble with the title, in most Faustian tales the hero gets his soul back while Clintons do not return the souls they’ve collected.

It’s hard to excerpt since there are so many instances where the Dr. said something that was about as accurate as Dr. Hansen telling us about global worming. Clintonian you might say. Unless you’re her bitch at the FBI I guess.

Clinton, her physician wrote, “began anticoagulation therapy to dissolve the clot.”  But this is not something anticoagulants do.  Two of these drugs are mentioned by Bardack:  Lovenox, which was discontinued in 1998, and Coumadin (warfarin). …

Bristol-Myers-Squibb, its manufacturer, says explicitly that the medication doesn’t dissolve clots:

COUMADIN has no direct effect on an established thrombus, nor does it reverse ischemic tissue damage.

 

It’s full of stuff like that. You can see why Minitrue has declared Hillary!’s health out of bounds. Cuz actually reporting on it would hurt her chances of being elected.

 

Health and Democrat related, I’d be worried if I were a youngun these days. Our fine political betters are already spending their money and their grandchildren’s money, but this could be even worse.

Or maybe we should have old people give blood for trauma victims, while saving young blood for anti-aging. . . . Likely to be mooted anyway, if and when scientists isolate what factors in younger blood provide the benefits.

And when they do, expect our social, moral, political and intellectual betters to figure out a way to get some of that sweet, sweet young blood.

Hey, it’s only a short step from taking their money to taking their blood. Are they so selfish they want to kill their parents?

 

Another day, more proof that the Dept. of “Justice” are a bunch of lying sacks of shit.  Remember how the jihadi who set bombs around NY and NJ was “working alone” after his trips to jihadi hotspots around the world?

What’s more, Rahami allegedly used the family SUV to travel to Manhattan to plant the pressure-cooker bomb. Late the next night, the FBI pulled over the same SUV occupied by five Rahami relatives — including three women dressed in Islamic robes — who reportedly were headed to the airport. They were handcuffed, searched and taken to an FBI office in lower Manhattan for questioning. Weapons and bomb-making equipment reportedly were found in the vehicle…

The brother, Mohammad, who is now in custody in Pakistan, posted ISIS-related propaganda, including images of jihadists with the message: “I bring the men who desire death as ardently as you desire life.”

 

Have to stop that whole, “Obama’s policies have ensured we’re beset by jihadis in America” so they can pretend it’s “Homegrown”. Otherwise, people might get the wrong idea and not want to vote for Hillary! to continue Obama’s policies.

 

This is the “Flee Big Cities” part of the post.

The other day I wrote this

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

I thought I was being fendy.

Turns out, I was being prophetic.

LA

In the Commission’s most recent decision on an officer-involved shooting, in which a suspect charged at two officers swinging an 8 to 9-inch knife, they faulted the officer for not “redeploying” to “create distance.” In plain English: the officer didn’t run away.

Okay, that’s funny. Look for all criminals in LA to brandish guns and knives now that they’re “Get out of being hassled by cops” items.

And the people who those criminals will use those knives and guns on? Well, they shouldn’t be so racist and mean.

In Boston, they’re saying not to chase people running away. (I got that link from the Second City Cop blog)

Black men who try to avoid an encounter with Boston police by fleeing may have a legitimate reason to do so — and should not be deemed suspicious — according to a ruling by the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court.

So if you’re a criminal and you see a cop, run away. But only if you’re black. Whitey, orientals and hispanics had damn well better stop.

That’s gonna be awesome for the arrest rate. And if you’re the next one to be crimed on? Well, you shouldn’t be so racist or you wouldn’t get what you deserve, now would you?

 

Chicago!
Rahm IS GOING TO ADD 1,000 MORE COPS!!!!! but as that cop blog has noted in previous posts, it takes a long time to train those men before they’re patrolling, this barely covers retirements and promotions to detective and besides

The recruiting surge was a reversal — or perhaps a re-reversal — for Emanuel, who campaigned for his first term on a pledge to add 1,000 officers, then shifted the goal to putting 1,000 officers “on the street” by dissolving special tactical units and shifting officers off desk jobs and onto patrol. In his run for a second term, Emanuel mocked rival Jesus “Chuy” Garcia’s campaign promise to add 1,000 officers, calling the proposal “fairy dust” and warning that there was no money to pay for that many new officers.

Yeah, but this time, THIS TIME!!!! he means it!!!!!! I mean, it’s not as if Clintonistas are known for promising shit they don’t mean…..ummmm….. shut up.

If you go to NYC, I’d suggest you stick around Canal and Mott, near Little Italy and Chinatown. They have their own people making sure the tourists don’t get mugged. That was the safest place in the city back before Giuliani, I have a feeling that’s going to be the case again, considering you can’t go to Central Park anymore.

 

I’d put off your visit to various big cities for a few years. They’re not going to be pleasant places for anybody not living in a gated community with private security. Think “Detroit” writ large, all across our nation.

 

Have a good weekend!

I’m not a conspiracy guy, when someone starts with conspiracy theories my eye glazes over and I start thinking about doughnuts or steak.

mmmmmmmm doughnuts or steak….

But check this out. First, the conspiracy theory dude.

 

It’s short, but oh so conspiracitical so I went to check the original. I’d watch this one with the sound turned off, unless you like listening to smug liars I guess. You only really need to watch the first minute or so to see the deal with cell phone cameras so the only lie is visual apparently. But Clintons gonna lie.

 

 

Look at those phones, not a one is showing what we can see is in front of them.

Why aren’t Hillary! and the flags in any of those shots?

We know it’s possible to video the Golden Cow

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

As for the waving at the end that he’s excited about, I’d say she’s waving at people to the left of the flag that you can see as she walks off, YMMV, but the bit with the phones is really weird.

 

I went looking to see if I could find another rally where she was wearing the same outfit maybe with the color changed (it’s hard, she always wears those ugly yet enormously expensive things) that they used so they could pretend she actually had a rally instead of sleeping in her coffin when I found another video showing the same deal by a guy with a different name and I don’t think he sounds the same.

 

 

The cell-phone cameras are not recording what’s in front of them. WTF? No really, WTFinF?

 

There are two options the way I see it, it’s the Chutzpahest thing that Hillary! has ever done, knowing that her minitrue toadies won’t notice. Either because she couldn’t make it to a rally or some Clinton operation to try to tar her opponents as conspiracy theorists ala “Oh, so you probably think she helped Arkansas state police kill Bill’s hookers?” (I have to admit, I’m beginning to wonder if they actually did kill some of the women he raped) or…..

 

Or….. what if she is a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! and she made VAMPIRE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!! and so THEY CAN’T BE PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!!! without applying make-up and a wig and other what-nots.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

Hillaryously hillaryous and oh so endy.

 

Via Larwyn’s Linx at Doug Ross.

 

Via Ace who had this

Police believe the two devices that were detonated in New Jersey and New York were made by the same person,

Nothing to see here, move along

 

Not related, but while I was looking for something (I do not like it when people post a picture of a tweet, I try to find the original) I saw this

 

Because nothing says “Journalistic integrity” like huge, fake boobs!

When a bunch of the Foxnews newsreading wymyns started talking about Ailes’ sexual harassment, the first thing I thought was, “Braindead bimbos who got their job because of their looks pissed at being treated like braindead bimbos.”

Now, while I deplore my sexism, I dare you to tell me that Megyn Kelly is a good interviewer and isn’t where she is because of her looks, mostly her tits.

Typical Megyn Kelly question: “Somebody else said something about you, what do you have to say?”

That’s not a good interviewer’s question, that’s a nitwit interviewer’s question. She could find out if the accusation was true, but she doesn’t bother, she just gets OUTRAGED!!!!!!! She could think up her own questions to ask, that’s what good interviewers do, but she’s a nitwit with a nice body, so she just has her staff tell her what other people are saying about the person she’s going to ‘interview’ and then culls a few questions out.

Howard Stern is the best interviewer in the industry, I just wish he wanted to find out something besides the length of someone’s pecker or the number of sexual partners.

And yes, I think Shep has his position for the same reason, except I don’t like his boobs. Cuz he is a boob.

There are a few hotties on the channel who are not bimbos, like the old crew on Outnumbered.

They added Meghan and some Juan Williamsesque leftist woman who can be relied on to aggresively toe the lefty line. Sort of like Bob Beckel with smaller boobs.

That used to be the best Chicks on a Couch show too. I watched it whenever I could, now I can’t even watch.

Sad to say, the last thing I’ll possibly ever hear on that show was Harris Faulkner ask, “Meghan (McCain), what do you think?”

There will never be a time when I care what Meghan McCain ‘thinks’ and I’d bet a dollar that Harris Faulkner agrees. I also bet she wishes she had more control over that show.

Eh, since I’m pissing all our distaff side off, let’s keep going.

This is utterly hilarious.

Army chiefs applaud ‘courage’ of Britain’s first female infantry soldier…

But wait, there’s still more!!!!!! Let’s find out what those ellipses took out of that headline

who revealed she was born a boy

Seriously.

Bitain’s first female infantry soldier to serve in the Army has told how she was born a boy and described how honoured she is “to be able to make history”.

Make history, make me laugh. Same difference anymore.

Although, I have to wonder if that pisses women off.

I mean, some dude got his talleywacker whacked and now he’s trying to be a historic glass-ceiling breaker.

It’s funny how we blew through the Information Age and immediately went into the Stupid Age.

 

Me tubin’ Too.

First, something I can’t decide if it’s funny or endy or just pathetically terrifying.

When I played that, it had a Trump ad across the middle. I’ll call that a win.

Which leads to a comment I posted at Paco’s that made me laugh. I’m posting it here to make me laugh again.

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the ’96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John’s pizza running against Wednesday.

 

Next, some gunny stuff.

I must have been about 5 years too young for this awesomeness.

I still want one.

 

So, anybody up for a game of pool?

I’d need to borrow a 9mm, my stuff just blows the shit out of the table.

 

Coupla reposts

Good question, good intro, good reminder.

 

And of course, my favorite Steve Lee song, but he has a bunch of awesome ones.

See also

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In AZ, they have HOV-2, I wonder if this’ll count.

 

Can I get a Yee Motherfucking Haw?

Is it caturday yet?

 

I had an Ebiscu Muscats vid ready, but as I watched it, I realized it just wasn’t as hot as Banana Mango High School.

But this one was queued on the side, so I figured I would post it as a public service to the Chinese who seem hell-bent on getting into a war with the Chinese.

We are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

What the hell is going on in that vid eo? There’s something about it that almost makes sense but it’s just out of reach.

I mean, you can almost see it, and then a bunch of bones floats by and a huge black guy in knickers starts dancing.

I just find it hard to believe that even two atomic bombs can erase centuries of being badasses so they’re a powderkeg waiting to get off…go off.

 

A non video drudgetaposition

Legalized pot in Washington

People are taking Washington St ferries and stumbling off without their cars.

 

Let’s end on a hate crime.

lgb and tatas

 

Actually, let’s end on more Hillary! videos.

(more…)

So the question I have for this story

Transgender athletes will no longer be required to undergo gender reassignment surgery…

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) reportedly updated its transgender guidelines at an unpublicized “Consensus Meeting on Sex Reassignment and Hyperandrogenism” …

“To require surgical anatomical changes as a pre-condition to participation is not necessary to preserve fair competition and may be inconsistent with developing legislation and notions of human rights,”

 

Is: Which video better illustrates it

This one

 

or this one

 

Eh, either way the next Olympics are going to be hilarious as men don a dress, some make-up and start winning wymyn’s gold medals and all Teh Haters get their hate on.

Sane people will call it crazy, the LGBTXRPGHADAFFY community will freak out over the haters and most lefties will be unsure which favored-status-group to support because the people who tell them what to think won’t be able to get their Consensus on.

That’s gonna be funny.

We’ve been watching our gov’t demonize everybody who thinks the Constitution actually is designed as a constraint on gov’t as we’ve been watching them kiss the ass of people who hate Amerikkka or who are not Americans.

Case in point.

To prohibit Executive agencies from using the derogatory term alien to refer to an individual who is not a citizen or national of the United States

They’ll call me a terrorist because I think we’ve been Taxed Enough Already, but they cannot accurately label foreigners. f

 

You know, I’m becoming more and more of a Trump fan. He’ll gum up the works and make it too hard for Minitrue to hide the fact that the Presidency of the United States has become a fucking joke and a disgrace to our nation.

Let it burn. SMOD is taking its sweet time, the zombie apocalypse is pretty unlikely and watching the gov’t slink along toward a fascist-nannarchy is going to be freaking ugly.

H/T AliceH, who apparently does still read the intertubes.

 

As an aside, yes I’m watching SyFy right now and I love the Wraith.

If Hollywood is going to butcher a movie by making a remake, they can do that one. And they can do it channeling their inner “I hate white-Amerikkans” by making the bad guys all white guys with Gadsden Flags and the good guys can be black or Orienta…..Asian. No, not Indian-Asian or Kazakh-Asian or Turkish-Asian or Muslim-Asian or… well, you know which Asians.

 

Nother aside, it’s funny talking to 10-12 year olds and finding out all the words that have become unwords. Not a one of them know what the word “Remedial” means.

 

This summer is really going to suck. Jeb Bush is going to get the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party’s nomination, the world is blowing up but in the meantime, we’re going to get to watch the race riots all over the country. (as the gov’t investigates the tea party)

In today’s exciting episode, all the news shows are showing a short, couple minutes of a much longer clip. That short part shows police, totally unprovoked, going all Judge Dredd on some innocent, choir-singing teens while the truth might be a little more nuanced.

Of course, our fine media betters don’t go in for nuance, they go in for race war so nobody’s talking about any exculpatory evidence on TV.

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There’s a lot more at the post, including another video that shows how earlier the youths were mostly peacefully discussing the arrangement of their choir and who gets to work first at the soup kitchen and who gets to help orphans with their homework and laundry.

What the news shows are showing is a very inflammatory part of a much longer video and even if the rest is shown and we see the thugs deserved what they got, it’s too late. It’s already become Truth!, which is to truth as Science! is to science.

Of course, we know CNN and MSNBC will be pushing the Racist Cops meme so any facts will get in the way.

I’m not saying the cop was a saint, but I am saying it’s not what the media is pushing.

I condemn my fascist racism so you don’t have to.

I also hope Benet Embry has the ability to move, change his name and maybe get a sex-change operation to avoid the totally justified Lynching he’s about to deal with.

Important Update!!!!!

Mostly peaceful concert-goers are attacked by police!!!!!!

I will say that I’m happy to see the cops in actual riot gear instead of camo and carrying M-4s, as they did in Ferguson.