Archive for the ‘Islam – a religion of tolerance and peace’ Category

Important, Ab0ve the Post, 2 Minutes Later, Observation Update! I Meant To Include Update!!!!

Look at the picture of the attemptedly murderous lefty, he’s orange. Should he be on Trump’s side for Orange Solidarity?

Just something that seemed funnier before I wrote it down.

 

Now, on to our post, about Plan…uhhh…. what are we up to now?

Hacking the election, secret deals, COLLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!, am I forgetting anything?

Now we see OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

President Trump fired back at reports Wednesday that he’s being investigated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice.

“They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice,” he tweeted Thursday morning.

Bingo, bango, bongo. It’s not obstruction of justice, his real crime is Obstruction Of The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party.

Rep. Mark Sanford, a Republican from South Carolina, said Thursday morning that President Donald Trump is “partially to blame” for the rhetoric that led to Wednesday’s shooting during the GOP baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia.

“I would argue that the president is at least in partially — not in any way totally — but partially to blame for demons that have been unleashed

Yes, he ran for office, said stuff that got half the electorate happy and got elected. For that, he can never be forgiven.

We are so boned.

 

I wonder, is assassination before or after impeachment?

Just a few days ago, a woman associated with Antifa attacked a police horse, using a flagpole with nails extending from it. At the same incident in Pennsylvania, other Antifa terrorists had sharpened bamboo poles and baseball bats…

Conservatives and those perceived to be conservatives have been attacked. The weapons have included glitter-filled gel, urine bombs, chains, bicycle locks and baseball bats. As their violence becomes more intense, it is now only a question of when, not if, someone will be killed.

Oh wait, that was just the regular violence against people who disagree with our fine, lefty betters. And it was before that Bernie Bro tried to assassinate a political enemy.

I had figured impeachment would be first, it really ticks me off when I’m too naive and trusting.

 

Here we see the Wash Post explaining how a guy who was hunting Republicans is an attack ON US ALL!!!!!!!!!

Washington Post
Opinion: The baseball shooting wasn’t an attack on the GOP. It was an attack on all of us.

I actually agree with them. Well, sorta kinda. That guy exposed that the Wash Post’s rhetoric encourages political murder. That’s an attack.

Also, as we saw above, the GOP is far more on the side of the Wash Post than mine, so an attack on them is an attack on the Wash Post.

So not “us” so much as “Us Better People!!!!!”.

 

Here we have the NY Times smearing not just Sarah Palin, but… surrounding a story so you know what’s what and who’s who.

The original “mistake” wasn’t. That’s Holy Writ for leftists. The “correction” won’t be seen in the print edition, which is the point.

I hope Sarah Palin sues the shit out of them and wins $millions.

Also notice the “including a 9-year-old girl”, they never mention Judge John Roll who was killed when that crazy guy who was angry about grammar went on a shooting spree.

They need to mention a lefty gun grabber and a child, they need to grab my guns and show the Right is where the real violence is, mentioning anything that screws up that narrative is verboten.

 

A Trump Is Pissing Me Off Moment.

The other day when I saw Tillerson had said that the Palestinians were going to stop paying for terrorism I laughed at the very idea.

Turns out I was wrong!

Palestinian officials stated on Wednesday that they have no intent to stop these terror payments. However, the Trump administration still endorses a budget proposal that would increase aid to the Palestinian government by nearly five percent, bringing the total amount of U.S. aid to around $215 million.

Oh wait, I mean I wuz right.

Of course.

Jeezum. it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure out the middle east. You just have to pay attention to what they do, not what they and our fine media betters say.

I don’t know what the hell they’re doing giving those murderous assholes any money, much less more money. But here we are.

 

Trump is Doing His Job Moment.

President Trump’s pledge to wipe out the notoriously violent MS-13 gang is gaining traction — at least in the Empire State.

Federal officials have rounded up close to 40 accused members of MS-13 in New York City and Long Island in the 30 days following vows by Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to crack down on the gang, known for terrorizing immigrant communities.

Of the 45 N​ew ​Y​ork​-area gang arrests over the last month by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security, 39 were affiliated with MS-13,

Good. We do not need to import vicious, savage, murderous gangs, our fine media betters have been providing quite enough of that. That’s surely not jobs Americans won’t do.

Notice the “At least in NY”, they could have checked to see that he is doing it all over the country, but they have to take shots at him. Never Trumpers to the end!

 

More Trump doing his job in getting that nitwit back from the Norks. I’m a little surprised by this.

Doctors treating Otto Warmbier, the comatose US student released from North Korean detention this week, said Thursday the 22-year-old had suffered extensive brain damage, the cause of which remains unknown…

The doctors said Warmbier’s severe brain injury was most likely — given his young age — to have been caused by cardiopulmonary arrest cutting the blood supply to the brain…

Kanter added that body scans had revealed no evidence of acute or healing fractures to the chest, abdomen or skull.

I figured there would be all manner of damage to his skull. So instead of beating him, they choked him. I would have expected lots of beatings.

 

Get out your Bi-Partisan squeezy bulbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you can use your regular GOP one if that’s all you have)

GOP voters device

Senate Votes To Sanction Russia For Helping Obama In Syria and Hacking Our Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and invading Crimea.

The Senate on Wednesday voted overwhelmingly to impose tough sanctions against Russia for meddling in the US election, invading Crimea and backing Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad.

The bill — which passed by a 97-2 margin — includes language that would prevent President Trump from lifting the sanctions without congressional approval.

I’m not linking it because I care, it’s too idiotic. I’m linking for What The Fuck Happened To The NY Post? reasons.

“Democrats and Republicans are joining together to warn the president he cannot lift sanctions without our approval,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (F-NY).

They also have a picture of Chuck Schumer for the story. Why have the Minority Leader? There’s no mention of McConnell. Are they pushing Dems to go with their Never-Trumpism or are they subtly explaining that Chuck Schumer is running the Senate from the Minority position.

I figure it’s the first, We Hate Trump bullshit. Adios NY Post, it was fun while it lasted. We’ll always have Headless Body Found In Topless Bar.

Sens. Mike Lee (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) were the no votes.

Bravo. There are plenty of reasons to fuck with Putin, doing it over some idiotic lies is pathetic.

Moldova, a former Soviet state that has long been the focus of a struggle for influence between Russia and the West, expelled the diplomats on May 29. It did not explain the decision, with Prime Minister Pavel Filip saying only that his government had “good reasons”.

According to the sources, who are familiar with the case, the five were ejected because of their alleged activities as undercover officers with the Russian military intelligence agency, the GRU.

They said Moldovan officials believed the Russians were recruiting fighters from Gagauzia, an autonomous southern region home to an ethnic Turkish population that is pro-Russian and opposes closer integration with the European Union.

Like that. Fomenting war around the region so he can rebuild the USSR would be a good reason. But our fine Congressional betters are focused laser-like on fucking us and getting Trump.

 

Or, you know, this.

Russia can use nuclear weapons in the event of an armed conflict in Northern Europe, according to a report released by Swedish Defense Research Agency…

In particular, Swedish experts noted that the Russian Federation was modernizing and increasing its arsenal of short-range nuclear weapons while the West was reducing nuclear weapons, the agency reports.

According to the experts, the Russian Federation is convinced that it is possible to win a local nuclear war and, therefore, the threat of a nuclear conflict can arise faster than during the Cold War.

That italiced part is more of Obama’s smirt duhplomacy paying off.

 

I like this blog, I’m not sure why that name though. Should be “Commonsense Is A Wonder” but then, it’s not my blog.

I’m linking because they linked to this story.

He had just left his office by car and was passing a nearby church when the state security vans swooped in on Wilmer Azuaje.

Put on a military plane hours later on May 3, the 40-year-old regional lawmaker – one of the best-known opposition figures in the rural home state of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez – has not been seen since.

“He’s disappeared. They kidnapped him. There is complete silence,” said his mother, Carmen Cordero, who has been traveling between Barinas state and the capital, Caracas, to seek information on him at the headquarters of national intelligence service Sebin.

Murdering their political opponents. Now that’s socialism done right! Right US Democrats?

 

Speaking of socialist dictators, Chicago!

The “Can the Tax Coalition” is trying to get the word out to warn Cook County residents that they’ll be paying anywhere from 29 percent to 67 percent more for cans, cases, 2-liter containers or gallons of drinks.

I wonder if any of the soda bootleggers will call himself Al Capone.

Eh, no matter what I’m sure it’s going to make violence skyrocket. Well, it’ll increase, I’m not sure if Chicago will still be there if it skyrockets.

 

This Is Awesome!

The Hearing Protection Act has been attached to the SHARE act, which is a sportsman’s omnibus bill, and what a glorious omnibus it is. Of the important things the SHARE act does:

Eliminates the sporting purposes language from GCA ’68 and the law on armor piercing ammunition.
Creates a blanket exception for shotguns to prevent arbitrary reclassification as destructive devices.
Moves silencers/suppressors from Title II to Title I (no longer an NFA item).
Preempts states from playing games to discourage silencers but does not outright prevent states from banning them. (limited preemption)
Enhances the FOPA language to include travel by means other than vehicles.
Creates remedies against states that violate the safe travel provisions, including a cause of action and attorneys fees.
A bunch of hunting related shit I don’t really care about.

Can you tell I want silencers? I refuse to beg the gov’t if I can get one, they’re safety devices and should be safe, legal and ubiquitous.

The bolded part is the Fuck NJ Act. Those sonsobitches love stealing your guns while you’re legally driving through and making you spend years and $thousands to get your legally owned and transported property back. Cuz Chris Christie is a real conservative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Man, Bono’s gonna be pissed.

That was one Chinese man’s reality until doctors removed nearly 30 inches of his swollen large intestine which weighed 13 kilograms, or 28.6 pounds, and was filled with feces which had been collecting there since birth.

Inverse reports that the anonymous man was diagnosed with Hirschsprung’s disease, a congenital condition caused by missing nerve cells in the bowel, which results in, ahem, movement issues

How many courics is 28 lbs?

Although, I’d bet Bono will argue you have to actually crap it out for it to count as the biggest piece of shit.

 

I am so close to deciding whoever runs the President Hillary! blog is not a Hillary fan, it’s a new version of FrnakJ’s In My World.

Exhibit A

 In a rare instance of leaking under the Clinton Administration, a newly published memo authored by F.B.I. Director James Comey proves that he thought that he and President Hillary Rodham Clinton would: “Live in a mansion in Hawaii, have 74 children, and drive a limo,” according to instincts that Comey committed to paper during an epic game of M.A.S.H.

In intelligence circles, “M.A.S.H.” is spy slang for “Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House.”

According to people who have seen the memo, Comey’s ultimate prediction for his occupation is unintelligible: Comey drew a vague, halting and self-referential circle encompassing two seemingly contradictory options:

1) “All-powerful attorney.”

2) “Starbucks barista.”

I find it hard to believe a leftist could be that funny on purpose.

Exhibit B

On Wednesday, Senator John McCain told the Washington Post that during the 2016 election, he defied his party to cast a vote for the Democratic nominee, Hillary Rodham Clinton, who he characterized as a “terrific person” and “American hero.”

“I disagree with her about many things. But she’s a great fucking president, and I always knew she would be a credit to our country,” said McCain, citing Clinton’s professionalism and soaring approval rating. “I’m a patriot first and a Republican second. I was never going to vote for that rapist confederate flag, Donald Trump. He appalls me. He would literally be a disaster,” McCain told the Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty.

That, of course, could be in the NY Times or Wash Post. As a matter of fact, did I post that NY Times article here?

“Thank God we dodged that bullet,” McCain laughed.

According to the Senate historian David Blight, it’s the first time in American history that a former presidential nominee voted against a subsequent nominee of the same party. “Ballots are secret, so they may have done it, but they certainly didn’t talk about it,” said Blight.

Yeah, and our GOP can’t shut up about it.

See? Those last two posts are the tell.

So…Satire.

I might change my mind in the future, but I’m going with Funny on Purpose for now.

 

Going to Vegas for my niece’s wedding tomorrow early.

I won’t be bringing my computer, I’ll have my phone. I don’t usually tube in Vegas, I do read a little but don’t expect to see me here until Sunday or Monday (depending on if I’m out of cash Sun morning)

   

I’m a fool, for I believed your lies
But now I’ve seen through your disguise
Who needs, well I don’t need, who needs you?

 

Related

By any other name.

Election machines in three states were not hacked to give Donald Trump the election.

There was never a serious post-election movement of electors to defy their constitutional duties and vote for Hillary Clinton.

Nor, once Trump was elected, did transgendered people begin killing themselves in alarming numbers.

Nor were there mass resignations at the State Department upon his inauguration.

Nor did Donald Trump seek an order to “ban all Muslims” from entering the U.S. Instead, he temporarily sought a suspension in visas for everyone, regardless of religion, from seven Middle Eastern states that the Obama administration had earlier identified as incapable of properly vetting travelers to the U.S.

The first lady did not work for an elite escort or prostitute service. She never said that she and young Barron Trump would not be moving to the White House. Barron does not have autism.

Trump’s father never ran racist ads as a supposed candidate in a purported political campaign. Kellyanne Conway denies that in a private conversation between segments on MSNBC, she privately remarked to hosts that she had to take a shower after working for Trump.

Donald Trump never suggested to the Mexican president that the U.S. was going to invade Mexico. Nor did Trump plan to mobilize the National Guard to send back illegal aliens.

He did not remove a Martin Luther King bust from the White House.

There was no evidence that he ever promised to ease Russian sanctions (much less that he promised the Russians he would be “flexible” after he was elected). He did not short the FBI of resources to conduct an investigation into supposed Russian collusion. He did not go to Moscow and watch prostitutes in his bed urinate where Barack Obama had previously slept.

His deputy attorney general did not threaten to resign over the Comey firing.

And we have no idea whether Trump really gets two scoops of ice cream while limiting his guests to one, or pads around in a bathrobe in the early evening, or cannot find the light switch in the White house.

Yet all that is what daily we hear and read.

Meanwhile . . . (this is the time when you make with the clicky, V)

…it leaves you bleeding lying flat on your face
Reaching out, reaching out for a helping hand
Where is that helping hand?

The Five Most Important Takeaways from Trump’s Budget
May 23, 2017 by Dan Mitchell
It’s both amusing and frustrating to observe the reaction to President Trump’s budget.

I’m amused that it is generating wild-eyed hysterics from interest groups who want us to believe the world is about to end.

But I’m frustrated because I’m reminded of the terribly dishonest way that budgets are debated and discussed in Washington. Simply stated, almost everyone starts with a “baseline” of big, pre-determined annual spending increases and they whine and wail about “cuts” if spending doesn’t climb as fast as previously assumed.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that shit for years.

Which led us to:

 

Same story, same words, different reactions.

Fakenewser Extraordinaire is up in arms!

President Trump asked two of the nation’s top intelligence officials in March to help him push back against an FBI investigation into possible coordination between his campaign and the Russian government, according to current and former officials.

Now, there’s no reason to believe this, the Wash Post lies. they make up sources and even if they have sources, how can “former officials’ know this? Who are the current officials? Is it Clapper and Comey? (the two cs in coup, coup)

So judging by the Wash Post’s track record, it’s probably a lie. But if it isn’t….

Trump was trying to get them to tell the truth. But they didn’t, Clapper and Comey just keep lying, obfuscating and innuendoing and where has that lead us?

Here.

More than half of Democrats believe Russians tampered with vote tallies in order to swing the election for President Trump.

I really cannot figure out how lefties think but why aren’t they advocating war with Russia?

If I thought that I’d be up in fucking arms demanding we go to war with Russia. Democrats only want to get Trump.

Are they all lying sacks of shit or do some of them actually believe the lies and hate they spew?

These are the questions that don’t keep me up at night. Who really cares? You treat them like the chubby-fisted, sippy-cup bangers they are either way.

This has never been reported, it was angrily asked back when this shit started, “Do you think Russians changed votes? No? Then shut up.” But since the people in charge of investigating this shit are lying, obfuscating and innuendoing, here we are. In crazy land. With much of America thinking Russia committed an act of war but those people are not mad at Russia, they’re mad at me for voting for Trump. And their daddies. But that’s a whole nother post.

 

CNN finally found some Fake News they cannot get behind!

Fox News staffers expressed frustration on Monday that on-air personalities at their network like prime time host Sean Hannity are continuing to peddle a conspiracy theory about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich.
“I’m disgusted by it,” one Fox News employee (Hey Shep! V) told CNN.

First, why is Shep Smith talking to CNN instead of reporting on this?

Second, I’m with CNN and Shep on this one. Because there’s no evidence or pattern of Hillary haters being killed conveniently and in odd circumstances! That’s the real crazy talk!

One question, what about all the Dems who believe the fake news that Russians hacked vote totals? Why aren’t you busily exposing that?

I know, they’re fomenting it, but I just like to pretend we’re in a different world sometimes. It’s more restful there. The beer is all European and the sunsets get cool purples almost every night.

 

Let’s take a break from insanity and focus on the real enemy.

It’s a good thing they’re investigating extremists! I mean, just cuz those savages went after a concert filled with young teens at the moment when their parents were there to pick them up doesn’t mean we need to be rude!

Think about that, they blew up their bombs so the children could see their parents blown up and parents could see children blown up and the police are going after someone who doesn’t want it to happen again. She didn’t advocate violence, she said it has to stop.

So to the Brit Police, wanting to stop terrorists is worse than being a terrorist.

It’s a good thing the gov’t took their guns! They need to know their place!

 

Think my comment on the Brit police and their priorities is harsh? Possibly, doesn’t make it untrue.

Compare and contrast

Abedi was known to the security services but was not part of any active investigation or regarded as a high risk. He was viewed as a peripheral figure in much the same way as the Westminister attacker, Khalid Masood.

I’m not sure what they’re going to do with that hateful….white-privileged person above, but it surely won’t be less lenient than they treated those two misunderstood youths who were just trying to make a statement about the Crusades! I’d say the police are harsher toward that hateful person. She’s not gonna blow anybody up if they fuck with her after all.

 

To all the willful idiots in the media who are saying, “We don’t know if he acted alone. Authorities say he detonated it alone.”

So he had a button I’d guess, but I wouldn’t take that statement without a grain of salt. They lie a lot to Prevent The Backlash Against The True Victims Of This Attack, so it could have been a cell phone detonator and this fool thought he was just going to drop it off and then set it off but someone beat him to the boom.

The other idiocy is about acting alone. Where would he get bomb-making materials? Detonators? Know-how?

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t know how to make a bomb. I’m in America so I could get ammo fairly easily and use that I’d guess but I’d be worried about the detonator. All I know about detonators is that I’d want either a very damn long fuse or a useful idiot to test it out. Over there preferably (points out in the desert).

That shit scares me. I don’t mess with electricity either. A man has to know his limitations.

So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this guy had help making his bomb at least. So no, he didn’t work alone.

 

Lest we get too tied up in the media ignoring the murderous dictator in Venezuela, let’s take a look at another, closer, murderous dictator they’re busy ignoring! The one their God-President gave great concessions to and got jack and shit in return (and jack’s out squatting). No, not the Iranians. No, not the Chinese. No, not the fucking Norks, I’m talking about Cuba. Cuba! Geez, I said “closer” than Venezuela. Get a globe.

That particular murderous dictator pays attention to reality.

Cuban officials put a stop to the launch of a new independent magazine after several warnings and threats to island journalists.

Five journalists were warned about starting a magazine called Identidades — orIdentities — which drew attention from authorities at the Department of State Security and the National Revolutionary Police May 19 and 20.

Hernandez said he was intimidated by DSE officer Lucas when being subpoenaed at the police station, where an officer insinuated that he could “end up like Mexican journalists: dead” if he continued his work. (emphasis me V, it’s emphasizable cuz our fine media betters ignore it.)

Our journolisters can’t be assed to cover either the murderousness of murderous commie dictatlors or Mexican cartels that supply their drugs, they’re busy making up lies about their real enemies; people who can keep Democrats from being elected.

 

Now here’s my question.

United Nations experts investigating violations of sanctions on North Korea have suffered a “sustained” cyber attack by unknown hackers with “very detailed insight”into their work, according to an email warning seen by Reuters on Monday.

And in related news…

Symantec says ‘highly likely’ North Korean hacking group behind ransomware attacks

Look at this

Is that picture a good illustration of a place that can educate, train and deploy such uber-competent hackers?

Do you think that maybe, just maybe, there’s another country, possibly bordering the Norks  to the north, who could help them with those sorts of things?  A country that sent a million troops to keep them commie? A country not named “America” or “Australia”, which countries are the only countries that voluntarily go home after kicking out invaders.

 

This one has to be tough for lefties.

Defense lawyers plan to argue that religious freedom is at the core of the case in which two physicians and one of their wives are charged with subjecting young girls to genital cutting. All three are members of the Dawoodi Bohra, a small Indian-Muslim sect that has a mosque in Farmington Hills.

On the one hand, Muslims are just about the highest group with victimhood for lefties. I mean, they only savage other wogs’ vaginas, so rich, white lefties can safely ignore it, but it’s happening to wymyns who are also children.

I just want to see how they square the irregular polygon that is the idea that refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding is worthy of loss of all worldly goods and ability to make a living versus the idea that savaging a child’s hoo ha is okay cuz of freedom of religion.

It won’t be funny, but it might just make more people look and say, “You’re fucking crazy. Shut up.”

 

Probably gonna piss some people off, but what the hell.

I remember vomiting like this.

There’s nothing like projectile vomiting when you’re a little kid and it’s not alcohol related.

I remember my whole body feeling cleaned out after doing that, it’s better than your best dump.

 

 

I am going to live in a trailer park. Words I thought I’d never say. No, really. But when they raised my rent I decided to move and found out that I would have to pay $700+ to live some place I’d want to live. So I started looking at trailers, you buy the trailer and lease the spot it’s on, or move the trailer for $10k I guess. So I found one in Tempe for $10k with new appliances and in very good shape in a nice park near 101, 202, the Cubs spring training and Mesa Riverwalk park, it’s $500+/month. I took care of the paperwork for a background check for the park today so I just tubed shortly this morning.

I saw on CNN or Foxnews about the Wash Post’s BIG SCOOP!

Oops, wrong scoop(s).

Current and former U.S. officials, supposedly concerned that President Trump had shared some “highly classified information” with the Russian foreign minister and ambassador to the U.S. last week, leaked that information to the Washington Post in an article published Monday.

 

That raises so many questions. First, what is the Wash Post going to do when this sack of lies falls apart? How about CNN? How about Foxnews?

In addition, his national security adviser, who was at the meeting, told the Post nothing was shared that was not already publicly known…

McMaster later told reporters at the White House, “Other senior officials who were present, including the secretary of state, remember the meeting the same way and have said so. Their on-the-record accounts should outweigh those of anonymous sources. I was in the room, it didn’t happen.”

I know who I trust, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in that. Anonymous sources haven’t had a good week in DC. Well, except for whoever leaked the HORRIFIC NEWS that Trump gets two scoops of ice cream.

Nother question, notice who is “concerned”, “…former U.S. officials”. How do former U.S. officials know anything about what’s going on now? Was the classified information from when they were still U.S. officials or from after? Isn’t it a felony if they do know anything? Why isn’t there an independent counsel investigating this? We Demand Answers!

More nother questions, Who are the “Current” officials? Why are they anonymous? Why should we trust them? Why should we trust the Wash Post? After the last week of wall-to-wall lies followed by corrections or just memory-holing.

Chicken fucking from the Post article.

One day after dismissing Comey, Trump welcomed Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak — a key figure in earlier Russia controversies

Squwark!

This is my favorite part

As president, Trump has broad authority to declassify government secrets, making it unlikely that his disclosures broke the law.

You know it killed them to write that even if they did include the weasel phrase about how it’s unlikely he broke the law. If you take out everything between the comma and the period that sentence is accurate, if over-commaed. Fakenewsers gonna fakenews.

 

Since I’m worked up and the “new post” is right here, might as well do some more links.

Paco links an article about how the attorney explaining how Trump is evil is defending honor killing.

I finally clicked through and read the pdf of Trump’s order.

Reading it you realize that everything everybody said against it is a lie, distortion or just stupidity. Or all three I guess. Yeah, that’s the way to bet.

It starts out talking about the previous order that a different judge’s politics struck down, then explains he doesn’t want people from terrorist countries, terrorist countries that are our avowed enemies and terrorist countries that do not have anything resembling an even decent central gov’t. Then, he explains he’s going to ” collect and make publicly available the following information: ” on illegal actions of foreign nationals in America.

I figure that was the real sin. Noticing and telling people certain things are very bad in lefto-fascist world.
A few years ago a building in Minneapolis blew up in a suspicious manner. After much searching, I found that the building was full of young Somali men and had a halal grocery and mosque in it. The FBI said “gas”, the gas company said, “not gas”, they razed the building immediately so there was no investigation. I figured it looked like a work accident and everybody involved acted as if they were covering up a work accident but I couldn’t be sure.

In today’s exciting episode, we see that it might not have been a work-accident, but it’s not for not trying.

Minneapolis police uncovered an arsenal of guns and bomb-making devices during a routine arrest last week…

nside, the officers found a hand grenade, handgun, assault rifles and magazines and a large quantity of ammunition, the complaint said. They also found cellphones, computers and electronics equipment, including drone parts.

Bomb squad personnel called to the scene noted that the large amount of ammunition and electronic devices could be used for bomb-making, the complaint said.

 

It’s a good thing those judges are protecting us from Trump!

This scares me though.

Abdullah N. Alrifahe, 27, of Minneapolis, was charged with a gross misdemeanor for carrying a pistol in public without a permit. In December, he was convicted of the same offense.

It could not be determined whether the FBI or another federal agency is investigating.

He had a hand grenade and they charged him with a misdeameanor.

I can’t even get a dam hand grenade and this guy can. Sonomabatch.

Sometimes I hate being a, generally, law-abiding person.

 

I wouldn’t click the linkbait article he links, but here’s a puppy blender link.

THE IDEA OF “GENDER” IS ITSELF A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT: Why We Should Stop Using the Term ‘Gender.’

There are people, influential people, who nod and agree. People who think I’m anti-science because I don’t believe in global worming.

Gender is a social construct. I actually had plans to explain why that’s so stupid, but I don’t want to insult anybody unnecessarily and if I have to explain it to you then perhaps you are on the wrong blog. Balloon Juice is right over there (points left).

(no, my left)

 

I posted about the all Muslim-girl prom yesterday, but I thought about something I’d not thought about.

You cannot say, “Merry Christmas” in a school because it’s against Freedom Of Religion!!!!!!!!!!!  but you can have an Islamically demanded prom.

WTF? Our national religion is leftism, how did Islam get the same protections?

 

Via Wirecutter, we see this article that shows I should be more afraid of tweakers.

A man covered in blood, holding a knife and carrying his mother’s severed head walked into an Estacada grocery store and stabbed an employee Sunday

Now, it’s not funny at all but I am a little twisted so…if your mom is upset you didn’t get her the right flowers yesterday you can tell her at least you didn’t chop off her head before going to the supermarket to look for cheap flowers. Puts things in perspective.

 

I am so sick of all the Concerned and Alarmed idiocies about how firing Comey is the End of the Republic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s see if I can ignore Comey for this post.

There’s something about this vid that I really like.

I’m not sure what it is, but I just like watching that.

 

Victor Davis Hanson wonders if Trump can successfully remodel the GOP.  Trump has some help in that, but as we’ve seen, the voters have very limited power to change the gov’t in our particular form of republic. We can change the names of our ‘leaders’, but we apparently have little more power to change the policies than residents of a People’s Republic or even a Democratic People’s Republic.

And this is why

Republicans concentrate on what they like in the Trump agenda — military spending increases, energy expansion, deterrence abroad, tax and regulatory reform, and the repeal and replacement of the Affordable Care Act — and they ignore the inherent contradictions between Trumpism and their own political creed…

In this mainstream Republican view, the role of a superpower is to endure trade deficits to help its less powerful allies and keep the global order prosperous and stable. But Trump’s idea of “fair” trade trumps “free” trade.
Trump is not willing to accept a permanent Midwest Rust Belt as the price of globalization.

Yup. They think that people who want to revitalize American manufacturing are parochial and just not that bright. If we have to pay for their vision of how the world works, well, that’s what welfare is for!

At first he seemed to be defending our fine political betters, but then he noticed reality in a way that’s very intelligent (i.e. agrees with what I think)

More

Unlike doctrinaire Republicans, Trump believes that illegal immigration is a big — and bad — deal.
The Republican establishment’s employer argument is that illegal immigration ensures that the sort of work “Americans won’t do” is actually done. Or, some establishment Republicans believe that undocumented migrants who cross the southern border will one day become conservative, “family values” voters.
Not so Trumpism. It seeks to help the working class by stopping the importation of cheap labor. It believes that secure borders will restore the sanctity of law, and that the end of illegal immigration will lead to greater integration and assimilation of Latino minority groups.

Exactly. The way we integrated immigrants for 200 years is just so simplisme! The Melting Pot is racist and cannot be taught anymore! Diversity is our strength!

While having diverse opinions can be strengthening, we are balkanizing. Immigrants from previous generations are only different in the food they eat and the booze they drink in general. That includes many (most?) Mexicans, although that numbers was a higher percentage of the whole a few decades ago.

Trumpism has no illusions that there will ever be a world of liberal democracies. It seeks instead only to make sure enemies understand that any future aggression will not be worth the anticipated benefits.

Nuke The Moon! baby. We don’t need our enemies to like us, they won’t, we just need them to respect and fear us. Or just fear us. But respect makes it easier to intimidate.

As for dictators such as those in the Philippines or Egypt, Trumpism argues that it makes little sense to snub autocratic friends while cutting deals with autocratic enemies like those in Iran or Cuba.

That’s a great point, why should we be nice to the murderous dictators in China and Iran and mean to non- or less-murderous assholes elsewhere? The asshole in the Philippines isn’t killing his opposition (yet?) and the assholes in Egypt are killing their natural enemies (Christians and insufficiently similar Muslims) but leaving the rest of the world alone. Even Israel mostly.

Obama and Hillary got rid of Mubarak without a plan, Trump shouldn’t do the same. Especially as a sane plan would include us getting involved there after deposing the current dictators. We are done Nation-Building for the foreseeable future. We just don’t have the balls to do it the way we did with Japan and Germany, “Here’s your constitution and gov’t. Meet your new military governor. He’ll be leaving when we can trust you not to be murderous assholes and can trust your neighbors not to invade you and make you differently murderous assholes.”

Now we run away.

On matters of identity politics, Republicans have often sought to play down but not actively oppose racial, ethnic, and gender pressure groups. The strategy has been to not antagonize the ethnic and race industries in hopes of receiving a greater share of the minority vote.
Trump is politically incorrect.

And it’s been hilarious.

Trump just keeps making end runs around Minitrue’s Narrative and the entire We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party is just freaking out. Their weapons are useless!

So we see articles like this from Concerned Republicans Who Only Want What Is Best For The Nation!

Headline

For the love of God, delete his account

That would be Trump’s Twitter account. The one that gives our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters such agita.

President Trump’s impulsive social media habit does little to advance his agenda, it pulls both his fans and critics into endless fights and it has created several major headaches for top White House staffers, including Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway.

That’s funny. Our fine betters in Minitrue, their entertainment arm, the rest of the Democratic party and most of the GOP are forced to change their actions because of Trump’s tweets. He got more action out of the country using social media than anyone since Sarah Palin put out her “Death Panel” deal.

It’s no small thing for a sitting president to appear to threaten a former FBI director. (shit, I thought I’d make it without Comeying V)

After 8 years of Obama threatening everybody from day 1, including police doing their jobs, private citizens, more private citizens,  more private citizens, more private citizens, more pr…(moving on) journalists (both real and suckophantic), our military, businesses… I know I’m leaving some people out, but Trump going after Hillary’s Head Bitch is not even in the same ballpark. Trump telling Comey not to lie about him is not just not wrong, but shows Trump has been paying attention to Comey.

It’s even worse when that same director formerly headed an investigation into the role hostile foreign agents played in the election that swept said president into power.

Still fucking that Russia Hacked The Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chicken I see. Once you see that you can safely assume that the idiot who wrote it is not processing reality. And even if it was 100% Russian Hacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did they do? The Job Americans Won’t Do, i.e. report accurately on Democrat perfidy and felonyizing. Above we saw that the GOP is all about foreigners doing the Jobs Americans Won’t Do but now they’re against it. Why…. it’s almost as if they use situational ethics where who is on the receiving end decides the morality and ethics of a position!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Assholes.

A non-exhaustive recap of the past week’s crop of Comey Fake News!!!!! that was breathlessly and shriekingly reported and (occasionally) quietly corrected.

If you care. I skimmed it, I don’t really need a reminder of the lies, distortions, contortions and “anonymous” liars they have and are trotting out. The only use for it is that I think Americans are actually watching with dropped jaw as our betters freak out over something they had all, each and every fucking one, called for as little as a week ago.

Speaking of assholes from the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, John, I hate Veeshir, McCain!

Rep. Adam Schiff (Calif.), the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, offered high praise for Sen. John McCain on Friday, saying the Arizona Republican’s vocal criticism of President Trump marks his “finest hour.”

“I think frankly this is John McCain’s finest hour,” Schiff said on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”

The senior Arizona senator has also been critical of Trump’s “America first” approach to foreign policy,

Exactly. We gave the GOP victories in the last few elections because we didn’t like what the Dems were doing to our nation so what do the big shit sheep…grand poo bahs of the GOP do? Stuff that gets praise from Democrats. Asshole Democrats like Schiff.

 

Speaking of the entertainment arm of the Democratic media/entertainment political complex, The Last (conservative) Man Standing isn’t.

The cancellation by ABC of Tim Allen’s hit comedy “Last Man Standing”…

Allen’s biting and genuinely funny witticisms poking fun at all things liberal. Its humor is balanced, with the show featuring a Canadian liberal son-in-law who gets his points across…

the blue-collar sitcom was ABC’s second most watched comedy this season with 8.1 million viewers in Live +7, only behind flagship Modern Family (8,7 million). It was the third most watched ABC scripted series overall behind Grey’s Anatomy and Modern Family….(emphasis me V)

 

So they canceled one of the shows that people actually want to watch for their religion. Someone should tell them that tithing only requires 10%, not bankruptcy. Via Commonsense and Wonder.

 

The NY Post plays Name That Party! about a DA stepping back as he’s being criminally investigated.

allegations he took part in a police coverup involving former Suffolk Police Chief James Burke, who pleaded guilty in February 2016 to federal charges that he beat a man who stole a stash of porn and a sex toy from Burke’s official vehicle.

I don’t get the problem, misuse of gov’t property is a right and Dems covering up their accomplices in graft is how NY works! He looks sorta old, maybe the ass’t DA wasn’t interested in waiting for him to retire.

 

Nothing story about a Republican running for election has “irregularities” in his past, I’d say his mistake is he wasn’t high enough up in the hierarchy of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party to have the necessary degree of impunity.

Former South Carolina state senator Ralph Norman, who is running as the conservative candidate in the state’s fifth congressional district, sat on the board of a bank that accepted millions of dollars from the Obama administration’s 2008 bailout.

But I’m linking for the part I bolded. In 2008 Obama was not POTUS, that was Bush’ 2008 bailout.

Norman served on South Carolina Bank and Trust Financial Corporation’s board of directors in January 2009 when the bank sold $64.8 million in preferred stock and a 10-year warrant to the Treasury Department under its Capital Purchase Program, which was created as part of the federal government’s $700 billion bailout.

January, 2009 was when Obama ascended, that was Bush’s bailout.  The one he rammed down the financial world’s throat.

The chief executives of the country’s nine largest banks had no choice but to accept capital infusions from the Treasury Department in October, government documents released Wednesday have confirmed.

Obtained and released by Judicial Watch, a nonpartisan educational foundation, the documents reveal “talking points” used by then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson during the Oct. 13 meeting between federal officials and the executives that stressed the investments would be required “in any circumstance,” whether the banks found them appealing or not.

Notice that in 2009 to that member in good standing of our fine media betters Judicial watch was “non-partisan”. (I know I missed a couple commas in there but I’m not sure where so here are a few you can insert  ,,,)

But why is the Free Beacon obfuscating the issue of who started stimuluzing and bailouting while attacking this man as a Friend Of Obama? Is the “journalist” just an idiot or is there some sort of agenda in play?

Ralph Norman, who is running as the conservative candidate in the state’s fifth congressional district,

Are they joining the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party or is it just that opinionator or are they angry that he’s not a conservative or some other, undisclosed, reason?

Because I’ll tell you what, taking money you’re forced to take by the POTUS from your party is not necessarily a sign that you’re not conservative.

Just something that confused me.

 

This is very messed up. In a story about a Gorsuch dissent (he was against the arrest), we see this.

The New Mexico incident began in 2011 when the student, known only as F.M. in court papers, kept interrupting his physical education class with fake burps. The teacher sent him into the hallway, where he continued burping and laughing as he leaned into the classroom entrance. (emphasis me V)

The teacher called for assistance on her school radio, and soon Arthur Acosta, a police officer assigned to the school, arrived in the hallway, according to court documents.

Acosta took the boy to the school’s office, then placed him under arrest for violating a New Mexico law that prohibits anyone from disrupting the education process. Acosta handcuffed the student and took him to the juvenile detention center, where the boy stayed about an hour until he was picked up…

I think it’s ridiculous that the kid was arrested, expel him if he’s that disrespectfully disruptive, but notice a few things.

There were cops patrolling the school, that’s not often done in schools where it’s not necessary. Maybe the cop knew the kid from previous interactions. Judging from what happened, I’m gonna assume this choir boy/orphanage-volunteer had previously had such disrespectful and disruptive episodes.

Also think about what he was doing.

Acosta’s lawyer says the criminal act was the boy’s “interference with the educational process, not the act of burping.”

Sure, it was burping and laughing, but he was showing a complete lack of respect for the teacher, the other students and the whole concept of school. Further, his actions showed that he was utterly unafraid of any repercussions. From my experience, I’m gonna assume calling the parents would not be a useful exercise.

There are a lot of kids like that, I’m not just saying that just from my teaching experience but from relatives’ kids and their friends.

School cannot work unless there’s respect flowing both ways. Respect for others is sorely lacking in today’s culture.

 

Let’s Tolerance!

First up, we have this.

A Detroit-area high school is holding an all-girls prom

That’s not a prom. Jebus. How can you have a prom without prom-dates? Here’s the Tolerance part.

to create a comfortable and safe environment for girls who cannot attend the traditional co-ed prom for cultural reasons.

So in other words, the girls’ owners (male relatives) would beat them, honor-kill them, cut off their noses or just throw acid in their faces if they act like American girls.

I hate people sometimes. You really should not cater to that shit.

Now, for a little palate-washer, let’s look at the State of American Heavy Metal! They’re bad ass, they won’t cave to intolerant religious assholes who are intolerant!

Megadeth agreed to cut songs that were potentially “offensive” to Muslims after the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS) Youth group voiced its objection to them touring the country.

Oh.

I wish to offend no one here. We cut songs for China.”

Really? Megadeth was out manlied by Elton John?

Chinese authorities have hardened their line on foreign musicians, after Elton John infuriated them by dedicating a performance to outspoken artist and activist Ai Weiwei, according to industry sources. Police arrived to interview the singer shortly after he announced that the performance, which took place in Beijing last November, was dedicated “to the spirit and talent of Ai Weiwei”

So sad.

When people try to censor your art, you tell them to fuck off or you just do your deal.

However, he (Jeff Dunham V) was informed by the Ministry of Information, Communication and Culture that Achmed should not be mentioned or brought on to the show..

Dunham cleverly side-stepped the issue by introducing a new character; “Who knew that Achmed had a French cousin — Jacques, the dead French terrorist?” he says. “It was Achmed with a beret and mustache, and the audience loved it, thankfully. But I was a bit frightened there, too. I thought, ‘Will they drag me off the stage and make an example of me?’ I honestly thought that was a possibility, as you never know how strict and real these laws are.”

So in other words, a flamingly flamboyent homosexual musician, second only to Liberace in his flamboyence, flaming and homosexuality, and a guy who plays with dolls have more balls than Megadeth!

Still say 80s music has heart and soul?

This made me laugh when I saw it. I’d like to see the entire show, but even his specials only show bits and pieces.

That’s how you do it.

 

Relatedly, Trump appoints a Frenchman, Vladimierre Poutin, as head of the FBI!

Sometimes reality is less funny than fantasy.

 

And then there are times like this.

A judge set bail Friday for an Elkhorn man accused of hiring prostitutes to bare their breasts and strip on his neighbor’s porch

My neighbors just call the cops on me.

Not sure why the cops got involved this time though, it seems to me a ‘Thank You’ was in order.

 

I thought hockey players were exempt from this shit.

Islanders goalie Thomas Greiss has apologized after he reportedly caused an outrage in Germany when it was discovered that he “liked” an Instagram post comparing Hillary Clinton to Adolf Hitler.

Although the way they’ve been trying to Stop Hockey’s Ultra-Violent Ways!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have figured SJW’s were paying attention.

One thing, I wonder if Hillary shaves anything like a Hitler mustache.

*smack*

Sorry, but if I had warned you you wouldn’t have read that and cringed.

The funniest thing I’ve heard hockey announcers say was when Montreal made Pierre Turgeon captain cuz he’s French-Canadian and a NY Islanders announcer said, “That’s ridiculous. If that were the case, the Islanders would have to have a Jew as captain!

The next day I waited to see but nobody freaked out. I figured they were still exempt, but apparently the forces of Tolerance And Love have decided that every aspect of our lives needs to be Toleranced, Loved and Mostly-Peaced.

 

 

I found an inside look at one of the top journalists at the Wash Post!

 

They’re obviously very busy, that must be why their lies and Fake News are so pathetic.

Cause

Effect

This is a sight to behold. Watch as unarmed protestors in Venezuela lose all fear and rush a line of armed oppressors.

Well, it would be a site to behold if only our fine minitrue betters weren’t ignoring the murderous dictator in Venezuela cuz he’s trying Socialism, they’re hoping he gets it right this time (you can tell if they’re doing it right by the height of the piles of bodies).

 

The Norks Are Yelling At China!!!!!!!!!!

North Korea condemned China in strong language, in the latest sign of a growing rift between Beijing and the Kim Jong Un regime over North Korea’s nuclear weapons program.

Cuz China is reasonable and looking for peace in the region but Trump and the Norks are being unreasonable!

Chinese Finance Minister Xiao Jie skipped a trilateral meeting with his Japanese and South Korean counterparts in Yokohama on Friday..

ADB President Takehiko Nakao, a former top Japanese currency diplomat, has sought to dispel the view that Japan and China are competing for influence, saying on Thursday his institution seeks to cooperate – not compete – in the region.

The talks came amid escalating tensions in North Korea, which moderated some of the optimism policymakers held over Asian’s economic outlook.

 

Oh, China has a plan for economic cooperation in the region. They’re building up their military and those islands they built in the South China are a good cause celebre’ for creating closer cooperation. Maybe they could call it the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.

I know I’m the minority in this, but I really just do not see how people can say that the Norks are not the plausible-deniability province of China. Everything they do must be looked at in the view that they’re doing what China wants them to do.

 

The Islamic Veil (and all its permutations) is a sign of modesty! The women want to wear it and it’s western cultural imperialism to force women to take off their veils!

Dozens of black veils dotted a freshly laid sand berm in northern Syria, ditched by women fleeing the Islamic State group’s bastion of Raqa as US-backed fighters close in…

“Most of the women tear off their robes and burqas as soon as they arrive at our positions,” an SDF fighter said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

“Some of the women stomp on the robes because they finally feel safe and are finished with Daesh,” he added, using the Arabic acronym for IS.

So what you’re saying is that women do not like to be treated as property? Really? Even brown women? Surely the wogs don’t feel that way?!?!?!??!

It’s funny how reality always does the opposite of what our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters claim it will.

 

Let’s illustrate why Veeshir hates to fly.

Delta Air Lines has apologised after a couple were threatened with having their children put in foster care during a row with flight staff.

The operator said it was “sorry for the unfortunate experience”

Oh, so they apologized? What might have caused that?

after Brian and Brittany Schear posted a video online showing them being told to leave their flight or be arrested during a dispute over a spare seat they had bought.

At one point, a member of Delta staff can be heard telling the family: “This is a federal offence and then you and your wife will be in jail and your kids will be in foster care.”

Cuz it was advertised. How many times do you think something similar happens every, single day?

Airline folks know they have the power of the police state behind them so they can wipe their asses on you with impunity. No, not with impunity, with punity as they ensure all your orifices get probed if you do not Respect Their Authoritah!

 

All The News That’s Fit To Slant!

Headline

Why People Continue to Believe Objectively False Things

Hmmm, I wonder why that could be

“Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts,” goes the saying — one that now seems like a relic of simpler times.

Wait for it….wait for it….

Today, President Trump is sticking with his own facts — his claim that the Obama administration wiretapped him during the election

It’s not often the NY Times so accurately reports on the news, they show in the second paragraph why so much of their readership believes idiotically false things.

The Justice Department obtained a secret court-approved wiretap last summer on Carter Page, a foreign policy adviser to Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign,

More lies from the NY Times.

A New York Times correspondent falsely reported Thursday on Twitter that members of the House of Representatives unanimously voted to exempt themselves from the Republican health care bill.

Hey, those readers aren’t going to believe objectively false things unless the NY Times keeps pushing them!

 

So the GOP hasn’t capitulated, that would imply there were actually thinking about resisting the Dems.

I clicked a “related link” on one of the recent posts about a previous Big Budget Blowout!

Let’s look at a comment from a few years ago by Storm Saxon’s Gall Bladder (who I haven’t seen in a while) during the Reign of Obama!

So i will fall back on the basic philosophies which have guided me soundly through life:
There is no problem which cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

A President (not this one, obviously) must direct military demolitions teams to blow up all the computers which process the SS, M and M systems and all their hundreds of terabytes of redundant backed up data. They can strike on a four day holiday weekend, pick up their Presidential pardons and be home grilling spotted owls in a welfare-free world by Monday afternoon. The President will make a brief speech to the effect of “y’all best find a way on your own,” and then tell the EPA and Education Department that they are scheduled for Wednesday.

Boom, baby. Problems mostly solved, except for the whining.

Trump has the balls, it would be awesome.

He has to see the GOP is not going to help him, if he sticks with them he’ll be a one-term POTUS. Hell, they’re probably going to lose a lot of seats in Congress in the next election, they were elected for a purpose and they’re not doing it.

News from years ago!

INTELLIGENCE REPORTS RAISE QUESTIONS ABOUT OBAMA ADMINISTRATION SURVEILLANCE

Raise questions, get some information out despite the minitrue ban on making Obama look bad.

333 of one, half a devil of the other.

 

This one is like an onion or an ogre, it has layers and stinks. It also makes me laugh.

From the woman who had a Dem operative ‘meet’ her in the woods so her minitrue toadies could write articles about her ‘coming out of the woods’, we see the next totally spontaneous Hillary attempt at getting her ! back.

First layer, now that the Dems are not in power, they have a budget!

The Congressional Progressive Caucus (CPC) on Tuesday unveiled its “People’s Budget,” offering a vision of economic equality and fairness that comes in sharp contrast to the Trump administration’s “slash-and-burn approach to governing based on ideological extremism.”

The People’s Budget: A Roadmap for the Resistance

Second layer, The People’s Budget! We can drive our brand new People’s truck across the bridge, and plaster the words of the Chairman on every tree, rock, and animal for miles until we run out of the People’s gas!

Third layer, they’re going to be The Resistance! You know who else is going to join the resistance? In a Christiane Amanpour tongue bath, Hillary blames all and sundry for her loss but here’s where we get our synergy.

“I’m now back to being an activist citizen and part of the resistance,

The Resistance!

 

News From Last Year!

Hillary to build political group aimed at taking down Trump

Hillary-Trump II, this time there’s no voting but it’s hilariouser!

 

They’re not illegal, they’re Above The Law!

Prosecutors have dropped rape charges against two immigrant teens — one in the country illegally — because their alleged victim’s story fell apart…

“At no point did the girl express any reluctance with any sex acts,” said Sanchez Milian’s attorney Andew Jezic. “From the night before, she actively planned a sexual encounter.”

The bitch was askin fer it!

Ninth-graders Jose Montano, 17, and Henry Sanchez Milian, 18

17 and 18 year old “9th graders”, the girl, which the Post helpfully does not tell us, is 14.

Aren’t the ages listed statutory rape? So even if the bitch was askin fer it, it’s illegal. Right? But since they’re undocumented felons, they can get away with..anything.

 

My rent is going up from $430 to $550 so I’m moving closer to Phoenix. Plus I think my neighbors don’t like me.

It was nice living out here when it was so cheap but I can pay close to the new rent and not live 45 minutes from everywhere.

So as I’m scouring Craigslist for apartments,

Another suggested lure is advertising a studio apartment for rent, small enough to not “attract large families,” and capture and kill the interested tenants. “It might even help to include in the ad that the apartment is ‘ideal for students,'” ISIS adds.

 

Eh, at least it’s Constitutional carry in AZ so I’ll be able to return fire. I’m not going to take a studio, but I am looking at 1 and 2 bedroom cheapies.

 

Chop his head off and you’ll really see something!

No really, it’s beyond anger-inducing all the way to, “You cannot be fucking serious!”

Let’s not believe some stuff.

First up, some Vindication! The other day, while writing about Trump bombing Syria, I wrote  Has MSNBC claimed he wanted to start a war with Russia so we could lose it? 

So how absurd is MSNBC?

A popular one on the right-most fringes: The U.S. government actually carried out the chemical weapons massacre in Syria last week — a “false flag” to trick President Trump into retaliating, thus entangling himself in a foreign war.

A slightly more convoluted strain on the left: Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered the chemical weapons massacre to help Trump — distracting Americans from an investigation into Trump’s campaign ties to Russia by provoking the missile strike. (emphasis his)

Heh. Trump help Russia, Russia help Trump. Stupid if you do, idiot if you don’t.

If you follow the link to the next Fake Newser link (Wash Post), you can see it in all it’s absurdity.

 

Here we are back to the Bush-era absurdity of anti-war protestors beating up pro-war folks.

Authorities say a peaceful protest in downtown Jacksonville escalated into a confrontation between demonstrators and their opponents Friday night.

 

So…..peaceful until it “turned into” a melee. Gee, I wonder who started said melee? The organizer was one of the arrested and this guy.

one man at the protest was waving a pro-Trump flag while several protesters “stood in his face while recording him with cellphones.” They said Crooms “began to yell ‘[expletive] the police’ and the protesters followed his lead.”

The man holding the Trump flag began to yell pro-police statements into a megaphone, police said, and Crooms went after him. A struggle ensued between police and Crooms, who was taken to a nearby hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

That is just so perfectly and absurdly 21st century

 

Speaking of absurd idiots, The Obama Admin!

Former Obama administration officials are pushing back against criticism of the former president, saying they proposed similar airstrikes in Syria to the ones President Donald Trump ordered this week, but were stymied by a Republican-controlled Congress reluctant to go along with the Democratic president’s plan

Okay, that’s just absurd on so many levels. First, the lie that they wanted to bomb anybody but Texas and Israel, then the lie that the GOP Congress “Stymied” Obama on any-fucking-thing. I’m not sure if they’re stupid or they think we’re stupid.

I know, it’s both. Sorry, I shouldn’t be so absurd.

 

Nuke The Moon Baby!

Diplomats can’t agree on what Trump will do next in Syria

Keep our enemies guessing.

I know I’m inclined to see it because I was hoping for it, but this is a good step on the way to a Nuke The Moon POTUSy.

 

Hillary just keeps getting more and more absurd. Do you realize she had a Dem Party operative “meet” her on a path in the woods so a couple months later Minitrue could write articles about how Hillary’s Come Out Of The Woods! (there’s like a billion articles about her coming out of the woods, absurd)

Even more absurd is Hillary explaining why she..we lost in 2016.

Over the course of her soft-focus conversation with the New York Times’ Nicholas Kristof, the former secretary of state identified some of the reasons she thinks she lost to President Donald Trump….

Clinton blamed FBI director James B. Comey…

She also blamed Russia…

She blamed the hacking group WikiLeaks…

Clinton blamed the “weaponization of information.”…

She also jokingly blamed her chief Democratic primary opponent, Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., and media…

“Certainly, misogyny played a role”…

It’s amazing how many things came together to take down this paragon of a perfect POTUS!

 

It might be absurd, but I’m actually for the exact opposite.

Democratic assemblywoman Deborah Glick of the New York State Assembly has introduced legislation that would fine people who do not vote

Considering that they keep electing NY politicians, I’d arrest NYers for voting. Aiding and abetting a felon is itself a felony! What is the law about a conspiracy that includes millions of people aiding thousands of felons?

 

Ignorance Is Bliss! only sounds absurd. Until you live it.

In a paper released [last] Friday by the New Zealand Attitudes and Values Study, researchers found that people who listen to, watch or read the news are more likely to display a dislike of Muslims, a trend that applies across the political spectrum.

It’s not an article about Islam without this de rigueur, 21st century absurdity.

The researchers also lament the fact that “media-induced Islamophobia” will become more severe if Islamic extremists continue to attack Western targets in order to “maximize the effects of media induced anger.”

People keep getting pissed off at Muslims because the media covers Islamic terror goings on.

 

It’s absurd that communism is treated as anything but a force for enslaving the masses to the will of murderous dictators.

Human trafficking in Cuba is an ongoing problem that the Obama State Department sought to downplay in its 2015 Trafficking in Persons (TIP) report  reclassifying the island from Tier 3 to Tier 2 watch list and human rights experts at the State Department denounced its politicization at the time observing that there had been no improvement to justify the move. Nevertheless the Associated Press has once again gone a step further in fake news on Cuba by reporting that the United States “removed Cuba from a blacklist of countries that have failed to combat modern-day slavery after both countries formally restored diplomatic relations in July 2015.” This is not true and Cuba remains on the blacklist on Tier 2.

The Obama State Department’s last TIP report (2016) despite trying to minimize the Cuban governments involvement in human trafficking affirmed that “Cuba is a source and destination country for adults and children subjected to sex trafficking and forced labor. Child sex trafficking and child sex tourism occur within Cuba.” Furthermore reported on how the Castro regime “uses some high school students in rural areas to harvest crops and does not pay them for their work but claims this work is not coerced.”

I hate commies. I really do.

Via one of my favorite smells we see this absurdity that shows Pakistan is apparently introducing LSD into India’s water.

Now the Gangotri and Yamunotri glaciers as well as waterfalls, forests, lake, meadows and other environmental features in the area have all been granted legal rights as “living entities.”

The glaciers are among the largest in the Himalayas and feed into the Ganga and Yamuna rivers. However, they are receding at an “alarming rate,” the judges said according to Press Trust of India, with the Gangotri glacier shrinking more than 2,800 feet in about 25 years.

“The rights of these entities shall be equivalent to the rights of human beings and any injury or harm caused to these bodies shall be treated as injury or harm caused to human beings,” Uttarakhand’s highest court said in its ruling, according to AFP.

So they’re ‘persons’ and are protected by the law?

Well then arrest all the rivers in India for spreading dysentary (attempted manslaughter!), arrest the glaciers for causing global worming! Arrest the trees too, I’ll figure out the charges by the time you get them in custody.

Love the bit about the glacier, 2800 feet in about 25 years! At that rate, within about a thousand years it’ll be gone! And it’ll be all our fault!

 

This is the coolest thing. From now on when synchronized swimming is on, I’ll turn my tv upside-down.

No really, that’s a real question.

Let’s Find Out The Answer!

 

As we’re being overrun by wymyn AIs in our electronics, these people decided to go the too funny to be funny route.

Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital.

Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a moral predicament.

So far it’s still sorta funny. I mean, they’re so worried about empowering wymyn that they’re worried about electronic servants pushing stereotypes, but this is where it gets too funny.

People often comment on the sexism inherent in these subservient bots’ female voices, but few have considered the real-life implications of the devices’ lackluster responses to sexual harassment.

That’s the part of the dystopian fantasy where you think, “The author has run out of ideas.” They’re worried about sexually harassing a phone. No, they’re worred about sexually harassing a fucking telephone.

Via the emperor, where you can read more serious commentary on this too ridiculous story.

 

The tubes were too predictable today, I only got a couple links with my surf but Doug Ross had some good stuff so here we go.

 

Russian Trolls Buzzfeed And You Won’t Believe How!

Buzzfeed is trying to get the lawsuit dismissed, and plaintiffs Aleksej Gubarev, XBT Holdings S.A., and Webzilla, Inc. filed a hilariously titled opposition to Buzzfeed’s motion. In a clear troll job, the court filing is titled, “SIX WAYS BUZZFEED HAS MISLED THE COURT (NUMBER TWO WILL AMAZE YOU) … AND A PICTURE OF A KITTEN.”

Okay, that one was not too funny to be funny. It was just right.

 

This was funny, but now it’s not.

A poll published by CBS News on Wednesday found 40 percent of respondents believe Russia interfered with the election to help President Trump win.

Just 13 percent of Republicans believe Russia meddled in the election, while 67 percent of Democrats said Moscow interfered.

Our fine media betters have been spending so much time on pushing this lie that it’s gone beyond pathetic and funny to dangerous.

 

This was sorta funny when they had Farfour the Mouse killed by some damn, dirty Jews, but it’s not funny that the UN agrees with them.

The Palestinian Authority (PA) and Hamas wish to continue teaching children that the conflict with Israel is not over a two-state solution, but the “liberation of Palestine, from the river to the sea,” which means the annihilation of Israel. The goal is for the students to believe that Israel is one big settlement that has no place in the Middle East.
Along with Hamas, Abbas and his PA plan to continue inculcating Palestinian children with the idea that they should look to terrorists who kill Jews as their role models. It might be illuminating if the conversation between Trump and Abbas were to be informed by these uncomfortable facts.

Farfour was funny, terrorists were so afraid of Disney they had Jews kill off their Mickey Mouse copy. Now they’re just demanding the right to kill Jews as EUnuchs and UNiks are saying, “Jews don’t want a two-state solution!”

 

The possibilities on this one are endless.

Is this actually too funny?

 

 

From the Barrel Of a Gun! (.45acp gun, not that wimpy 9mm crap)

 

I know this one is too funny to be funny.

Because that’s just so predictably stupid.