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So what was yesterday and today supposed to be like?

Three bombings, two in NYC and one in NJ yesterday, by the same bomb-maker.

  • Surveillance video may show the same man at both locations where devices were found

  • New suspicious package discovered in New Jersey

  • “Vehicle of interest” stopped in New York late Sunday

  • Governor orders 1,000 state troopers and National Guard soldiers to New York City

  • Authorities investigating 911 call claiming responsibility

  • Both NYC “bomb” and explosive device in New Jersey used flip-phones


And for today,

– A suspicious device found in a trash can near a train station exploded early Monday as a bomb squad was attempting to disarm it with a robot, officials said.

Elizabeth Mayor Christian Bollwage said five devices were found in one bag in a trash can by two men at around 8:30 p.m. Sunday near the Elizabeth train station. The men had reported seeing wires and a pipe coming out of the package, Bollwage said.

That’s a bunch of bombs set to explode where commuters into NYC are traveling.

As we’ve seen with previous terror attacks, they are often idiots and just get lucky. Here, we got lucky we weren’t hit with multiple, coordinated, murderous, terror attacks.

If the stabby terrorist in Minneapolis was coordinated with them, that’s very scary. That seems very unlikely to me except for the timing.


And Ahmad Rahami had a handgun!

The suspect pulled out a gun and fired at the officer and striking him in the abdomen,” Sarnicki said. “The gentlemen got up and started walking down the street in a westerly direction. I’m told that he was randomly discharging his handgun and one of the officers was able to get close enough to him and return fire.”

How did he get it? In both NY, especially the city, and NJ it’s very difficult for people to get handguns.

Hell, in NJ, it’s hard to get a freaking BB gun.

New Jersey and other jurisdictions make little or no distinction between Daisy’s classic Red Ryder BB … and real guns. They must be registered and are subject to the same laws as any firearms.

“In all honesty, kids who are charged are looking at mandatory jail time,”… adding that under the state’s Graves Act, a conviction could lead to prison time. “The only defense is to request a waiver but if that’s not granted, young kids can get a felony charge and their lives are basically over.”


Nobody will say if he’s on the terror list, so I’m gonna say it’s a No.

Let’s also remind ourselves, disarming law-abiding Americans did not stop this guy from getting a gun (and bombs!), but it did stop the serfs in the area from being able to defend themselves.

Now they’re going to flood the zone with cops, you know they’re going to have to “restrict a few rights” to Stop The Next Terror Attack!!!!!!!!!, which restriction of rights won’t stop any terror attacks.

And what does Obama have to say about that?

Well, after doing a little fundraising for Hillary!, he decided to yell at me for noticing terrorism,

President Barack Obama is delivering a statement following the recent attacks in New York, New Jersey and Minnesota.
He called on citizens to be vigilant, but not to “succumb to fear.”

My desire to stay alive should not make me notice that he’s making me less safe with his policies of accepting refugees (not Xtians!!!) from war-torn areas!

Obama said that federal, local and state working together around the clock to prevent terrorism.

Yeah, so how did that work out? Oh yeah, bombs going off in NYC and NJ and terrorists shooting cops.

I’ll translate his next statement

to enlist tech companies,

5th amendment? Police State surveillance? Pshaw, we have to KEEP YOU SAFE!!!!!!

communities and religious leaders to push back on extremist content.”

Those stupid Xtians who keep targeting Muslims need to tone it down!

If you want to watch the video, click, it’s a 37 minute long vid with Obama speaking around the 15 minute mark. There’s no passion, just stupidity about a “global coalition” and other, “We’re doing great so we’re going to keep doing what we’ve been doing cuz it’s worked so well!”

He is utterly unable to accept that he’s not perfect in all things, anybody who disagrees is obviously a racist hater who hates him some brown folk.

And what didn’t he mention? Besides a certain religion that might be related to this attack I mean.

President Obama sought to reassure the nation after the terror attacks over the weekend — but didn’t specifically call the incidents in Manhattan and New Jersey terrorism.

I’ve seen that movie before, last time Minitrue lied out their asses to cover him when Romney called him on it.

He did call the stabbing in Minnesota where the stabby guy was talking about Allah and stuff, “potential terrorism”, so that’s something.

Something stupid, but that’s the best we get out of this moron.


Hillary, looking a little better than a few days ago when she was all collapsey, said this before she went back to passing out

I strongly condemn the apparent terrorist attacks in Minnesota, New Jersey, and New York. I pray for all of those who were wounded, and for their families. Once again, we saw the bravery of our first responders who run toward danger to help others. Their quick actions saved lives. Law enforcement officials are working to identify who was behind the attacks in New York and New Jersey and we should give them the support they need to finish the job and bring those responsible to justice – we will not rest until that happens. ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack in Minnesota, and this should steel our resolve to protect our country and defeat ISIS and other terrorist groups. I have laid out a comprehensive plan to do that. This includes launching an intelligence surge to help identify and thwart attacks before they can be carried out, and to spot lone wolf attackers. We also need to work with Silicon Valley to counter propaganda and recruitment efforts online. Americans have faced threats before, and our resilience in the face of them only makes us stronger. I am confident we will once again choose resolve over fear.”


She condemns (apparent) terror!!!! How brave!!!!!, She supports law enforcement!!!!!!! Except she won’t meet with them!!!!!! And Intelligence Surge!!!!!! Sure, she opposed the surge in Iraq, but this Surge with more Police State Tactics and Forgetting the 5th Amendment, well, she’s all in on that!!!!! It’s worked so well!!!! Like in Boston when we were warned about certain brothers by furrin intelligence agencies!!!!! Sure, we blew off those warnings, but this time, THIS TIME!!!!! she’s going to make sure that we catch all those evil Tea Party Terrorists!!!!!….apparent terrorists! But we can’t bad mouth foreigners!!!!!!!!! by bashing their religion!!!!! She saves that for Americans!!!!!!!!

So yeah, more of what Obama’s been doing, even as she claims it’s different.The only difference between her and Obama is that she says she wants to defeat ISIS while Obama says he wants to degrade and defeat ISIS.

The funniest part was all the bashing of Trump from Hillary! and her Minitrue toadies over his noticing that it was a bombing and it surely looked like terrorism from the get-go.

As I’ve said over and over, there is no worse sin in today’s Elite!!!!!!! Society!!!! than being right about something before our betters are willing to acknowledge.


NJ Lawmakers hold news conference and start with Give Me Money!!!!! to Fight Terrorism!!!!!

That’s what NY and NJ lawmakers always say. I will give Shep some credit for noticing that and cutting away.

Congress is holding hearings!!!!! They’re Doing Something!!!! about Comey’s ridiculous statement!!!!!! Get out your squeezey bulb horns and get ready to honk and slap your fins!!!!!! The fish will be particularly stinky!!!!!

I tried to watch, but Elijah Cummings started talking, his job is to lie and bluster and basically just throw shit in the gears when there’s a “hearing” on Dem felonies and treasons.

Important, 5 Minute Later Update I meant to include!!!!!

Comey said Hillary! wasn’t sophisticated enough to understand. Okay, can she read? And if she wasn’t, who was running that shit? That person had to be “sophisticated enough” and should be facing charges.


Now back to our post already in progress!

I switched back and saw Comey say it was a tenet of American Law that the perpetrator know her cankles broke the law.

Apparently, ignorance of the law is a defense now since if you’re ignorant of it, you cannot break it on purpose.

Don’t get me wrong, I know that’s not true that she was ignorant of the law or that it’s a defense, he’s just having a hard time defending the actions his Chicago-Machines bosses told him to perform so he’s saying stupid shit.

I still wonder if he’s saying the stupidest thing he can think of sort of like the Sailors of the USS Pueblo flipping the bird when the Norks took them captive. As I saw someone say somewhere, I just hope they let his family go soon.


Speaking of which, putting the cart before the whores.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch officially accepted the FBI’s recommendation that neither Hillary Clinton nor any of her aides should face criminal charges

Yeah, I’m gonna have to say it was Comey “accepting” the diktats of his commissar.

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!


This Free Beacon article  is on the side of Cinemark suing for attorney’s fees the people who sued them over their relatives being shot in their gun-free zone (actual results often vary)

Now, I know the law as currently written is on their side, but when you disarm people, it is your responsibility to protect those people. They should have won their suit, Cinemark disarms people who go into their theaters, they need to protect those defenseless people.

But since there are no longer any responsibilities that go with rights, fuck you.


Hezbollah is having serious jihad envy.

Hezbollah secretary general Hassan Nasrallah recently tackled the recent battles southwest of Aleppo, where the party reportedly suffered its worst losses since entering the conflict in Syria. Nasrallah admitted in a speech broadcasted live on the group’s Al-Manar TV on June 24 that 26 Hezbollah fighters had been killed since the beginning of June.


Shit, do you realize what that means? ISIS is almost as deadly to Hezbollah as Chicago’s gun laws are to its residents!!!!!!!

Poor bastards.

Now don’t get me wrong, I am not on the side of ISIS in almost any situation, there are a few people who I think the world would be better off without. If they kill each other? That’s just icing on my balls.

ISIS is not an existential threat to the US. As we’ve been watching for years, our fine political, moral. social and intellectual betters are filling that particular role.


I’ve been ignoring China’s murderous commie dictator’s aggression against Vietnam, Japan, South Korea, Indonesia and the Philippines in the South China Sea,

For some inexplicable reason, they’re making noises at us too. I mean, warning J. Effin Kerry is just stupid. He’s the man who supinely accepted a security screening when he met with the top murderous asshole in Egypt at the time.


Stupid bastards, don’t they know that makes it hard for Minitrue to ignore shit their masters tell them to ignore?

They might cause a war!?!?! What if Ash Carter has to take notice!?!?!?!

Strong Horse

(ISIS), for instance, claimed a mortar attack against a base belonging to the al-Qassam Brigades, the military branch of Hamas, in Khan Yunis, as well as a bombing in front of a security forces building in Gaza….

ISIS are a bunch of mad dogs who attack all and sundry and now they’re attacking Hamas’ armed wing. Which “armed wing” is approximately, all of them (+/- 0%).

Weak Horse

In retaliation, Hamas arrested a dozen sympathizers.

Oh man, ISIS is smacking Hamas around and making them look like chumps. They “arrested” them? Ooooh, I bet that has ISIS all scared and stuff. Or… they’re going to use their time in some Pali prison to recruit more mad dogs. Either/or. (mostly the “Or” thing).


Nother weak horse

Until recently, Lebanon’s Hezbollah, with its formidable military, intelligence and social network power, was the jewel of Iran’s worldwide militias. But after the Syrian uprising in 2011 and Iran ordering Hezbollah to enter Syria to fight alongs


Hezbollah has jihad envy and it’s making me laugh. Mostly because I don’t live in Iraq or Syria.

And, of course, the current weakest horse

obama playing through



We be bone, but the rest of the world is boned even more, so we have that going for us.

ISIS, sensing weakness, is still working on shutting America up.

The personal address of an anti-Muslim activist was tweeted Friday from a Twitter account bearing the name of a man believed to be a British Islamic State jihadist kingpin. The tweet about Pamela Geller, who heads a group called the American Freedom Defense Initiative, came just hours after a third man connected to a plot to kill her and murder Boston police was arrested.

“#GoForth,” the Tweet urged via a hashtag after revealing Geller’s New York City address, apartment number and all.

We need to kill a lot of those bastards to let them know they can’t fuck with America. Too bad America is run by assholes who hate America only slightly less than the jihadi assholes.

This is a good response

 A New Hampshire man wants to defy an Islamic prohibition on depicting the prophet Muhammad in pictures and plans to host a “Draw Muhammad” art contest in August.


One quibble with the “journlist” who wrote that passage, it should be “Islamist prohibition (fatwa)” not “Islamic”, as the Taliban is one who decided that it was against their form of murderous Fasco-Islamism.


Speaking of assholes who hate America, and what it stands for, the California Democratic Party!

All hopes were dashed when one of DeMaio’s former staffers named Todd Bosnich accused him of sexual harassment in the final weeks of the campaign. He even produced threatening emails which he claimed were sent to him by someone in the DeMaio camp.

Democrats welcomed the scandal and although DeMaio strongly denied the charges, he was defeated by Democrat Scott Peters.

Now the LA Times is reporting that the staffer Todd Bosnich made the whole thing up and has even admitted his lies to the FBI, which was part of the investigation.

You know what will happen to this guy who lied to sway an election and who lied to the FBI?

Not a fucking thing. It wasn’t Martha Stewart, it’s the Dems after all, they do not have to obey laws, customs or even decency.


This is just funny.  Weasel Zippers notices this tweet.


Now, she might have stood up near Putin, but she certainly did not stand up to Putin, and as for being in the Situation Room when bin Laden was killed, well, I was situated in a room when he was killed too. Does that mean I’m ready to be POTUS? Eh, maybe I should marry some guy who cheats on me to make me really ready. Too bad AZ doesn’t do gay marriage yet.


This seems promising,

The Iowa Supreme Court has affirmed the right to be drunk on your front porch.

But I do not like this part

The Supreme Court agreed, declaring the front steps of a private residence not a public place if the homeowner hasn’t invited the general public to be there.

Yeah, see, if I want to have a party where I get drunk, it’s still my fucking property and it isn’t “public” drunkenness even if I invite people to my house to get drunk with me. They aren’t publicly drunk even if they’re on my property either. But then, my home is the State’s Castle these days.


Paco asks

Are country music songs starting to all sound the same to you?


Brain noticed it first.

Says every politician about the idiots who vote for them, also, says every unelected politician, also, our betters in Minitrue.

You know those “moderate” rebel groups in Syria?

Fighters from the Al-Nusra Front have gunned down dozens of residents of a Druze-populated village outside Idlib…

The worst part? They actually are relatively moderate compared to the Syrian forces, ISIS and Hezbollah. Or is that the funniest part? Eh either way, we’ll be arming them and conducting airstrikes on their behalf.


We’ve all seen Paul Ryan, who I once liked until he teamed with Romney and acted all establishment, channeling Pelosi.

By the way, TPA—it’s declassified and made public once it’s agreed to,” Ryan said.


So what will we be seeing after our betters decide what’s best for us?

A big shit sandwich, with extra corn!

Discovered inside the huge tranche of secretive Obamatrade documents released by Wikileaks are key details on how technically any Republican voting for Trade Promotion Authority (TPA) that would fast-track trade deals like the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade deal would technically also be voting to massively expand President Obama’s executive authority when it comes to immigration matters.

As an aside, it’s kind of funny how the Wikileaks deal is turning out, first it released stuff we already knew (if “we” were paying any attention at all) like China and Saudi Arabia bribing our pols and stuff like that.

EUnuchstanian overlords obviously have not gotten the memo about how great Obamatrade is.

European MPs were due to vote on the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership on Wednesday. But the vote had to be delayed because there were too many proposed amendments.

“It’s panic in parliament,” Yannick Jadot, a Green MEP from France, told AFP.

This bit from that EUnuchstanian article is what we expect from President Goldman Sachs.

Ministers have disagreed over a controversial dispute mechanism that some fear would allow big companies to bypass national courts to resolve disputes with investors.

Well duh. Crony capitalism, communism and fascism are inextricably linked in a steaming potpourri of screw you.

This part makes me laugh, and get really pissed off.  IOwn the world (I wish they’d fix it) links The Hill so I don’t have to.

A bipartisan group of lawmakers is calling for a change to House rules to require the administration to make all trade deals publicly available for 60 days before they could be approved using fast-track authority.

Har-dee-har-har-har. Congresscritters can only read the bill in a secure room, Teh Peepul cannot even read the bill, and they expect us to believe that shit?

Forget saying, “I won’t cum in your mouth”, that’s saying, “I didn’t cum in your mouth” as you’re spitting it out.


The GOP is not going to make anybody in the IRS pay for being used as a political tool against Obama’s and the Establishment GOP’s enemies so Judicial Watch is basically tilting at windmills.

Judicial Watch announced that Judge Emmet Sullivan of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia granted a Judicial Watch request to issue an order requiring the IRS to provide answers by June 12, 2015, on the status of the Lois Lerner emails the IRS had previously declared lost

Yeah, and who’s going to enforce his ruling? The “Justice” Dept? Congress? The Tooth Fairy?

I’m all for tilting at windmills, but lately the windmills keep winning.


People have been saying that Obama is not like Reagan, and they’re right, but this makes me laugh.

US journalist Mark Dice has asked the people of San Diego to sign President Barack Obama’s “plan” to nuke Russia to “maintain America’s superiority.” The majority of beachgoers didn’t appear to get the joke, and signed the fake petition.

We all remember Reagan’s joke.

So in other words, Obama’s supporters are a Reagan joke.

That’s pretty funny.



In November 2011, I wrote, “Wait, that stuff is still going on?

So what was still going on three and a half years ago? Post in bold, links show it’s all still going on.

Syria is still killing people. Actually, that one is more nuanced than the rest, it’s pretty much a dog’s breakfast of everybody killing everybody there. Syrian Military, Isis, Hezbollah,  other

The Gaza death cult is still shooting rockets at Israel. Yup.

Fukushima is still going on. Yup.

Mexican cartels are still killing Intertubers. Yup, though most of those alive are “self-censoring”

Somali pirates are still pirating. The funny part being that after ships avoided the area, it seemed as if piracy went down, when ships went back, it went up. Surprising only fools and the willfully ignorant.

Armenia is still occupying and acting all aggressive on Kazakh Azerbaijani lands, totally without Russia’s help and encouragement (wink wink, nudge, nudge). This is a case of people who’ve hated each other for a long time hatin’ on each other and Russia is still involved.

Terrorists are still operating in the Sinai. Now it’s ISIS of course. Giving Hamas Jihad Envy.

North Korea is still working on nukes and threatening with said nukes. Yup.

Iran is still threatening all and sundry with nukes. Now with more aid from Obama! This poll makes me proud to be an American. Subhed

A new Zogby poll suggests that more and more Americans trust Israel more than Obama to get rid of the Iranian nuclear threat.


A large plurality of Americans prefer that the Obama administration take a more dovish approach to end the Iranian nuclear threat but at the same time back Israel’s bombing the Islamic Republic


EUnuchstan is still boned and still won’t even contemplate actually fixing anything. They keep talking “austerity”, which used to mean, “Living within your means” and now means, “Increasing taxes to pay for what you want.” Good luck with that.

On the lighter side, we might be looking at revolution in China. Yup.


Something not new, but the vid of the day

Crazy Russian guy lights himself on fire and jumps from 9 story building.

It lives up to its billing.

This liveleak vid is from the guy’s head-cam.  I cannot figure out how to embed it. I’m computerly challenged.


Added 30 seconds later because I forgot it:

Same H/T, my generally sour attitude today.

I feel like doing a round the tubes post today, deal with it.

First, we have CNN wondering something that I’ve wondered for years, why do UN “Peacekeepers” (actual results may vary) have immunity for their sexual abuse deals?

Personnel have forced women and children to have sex in exchange for food, have trafficked women into U.N. missions and systematically raped them, and have committed other egregious acts of sexual violence.‎ ‎Few of those responsible have ever been brought to justice. (links in original,

I am surprised that CNN allowed this to be posted on their site, they usually suppress things, they’re in the affirmation business not the information business after all.

Speaking of the Ministry of Truth, some Russian journalists, who are forced to do their govt’s bidding (unlike ours), have formed a media in exile.

Russia’s regulator considered the material as a violation of a law against extremism. The journalists got the message that they wouldn’t be able to escape censorship if they stayed in Russia.

“The dismissal of the chief editor and the appointment of the pro-Kremlin official is a violation of the law on media, which discusses the inadmissibility of censorship,” reads an open letter of the Lenta journalist in protest of Timchenko’s dismissal.

Good for them, here we have self-censorship.


Sunnis are wondering why the hell Obama is favoring the Shiites but they’re confused about one thing

Presidential advisors like Valerie Jarret and Robert Malley seem to think that because of its ancient civilization, Iran should sweep the region and end Sunni power. They argue that because the metropolitan Persians are superior to the Bedouin Arabs, and because Iranian Shiite Islam is more moderate than the radical Sunni Islam of Saudi Arabia and the rest of the Gulf, America should make of Iran its Middle East partner and force Gulf Arabs to enter into security arrangements on Tehran’s terms


Yeah, but it’s not about all that stuff, it’s about hating America and the various Sunni dictatorships do not hate us enough.
Soopermexican links the Hill so I don’t have to.

 A group of Senate Democrats is urging the Obama administration to allow at least 65,000 Syrian refugees to settle inside the United States.

Don’t think of it as importing thousands of jihadis, think of it as a target-rich environment.

That’s how these “refugees” think of America after all.


Have you ever wondered how the six-fingered man got that extra finger? Well, wonder no more.

Moreover, one hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant…


I am surprised he didn’t wear glasses.

They are combating the problem though.

“It has everything one would want for a wedding,” al-Homsi said of Raqqa — a riverside provincial capital that in the 18 months since IS took control has seen militants beheading opponents and stoning alleged adulteresses in public.

It’s just like Niagara Falls except with blood instead of water.


Speaking of murderously dangerous cities run by religious extremists, et’s seq our ue to America!

You’re 45% more likely to be murdered in De Blasio’s NYC than in Bloomberg’s.

Crime and murder is up in Baltimore too.

Investor’s Business Daily makes a doubleplusungood connection!

Lawlessness: Fueled by this president’s anti-police policies and race-baiting rhetoric, thugs are attacking cops and terrorizing major cities. Horrible violence is breaking out all over. We are witnessing a national crime wave.

Heh. Heh I say.

Not so “heh” worthy?

WAR ON COPS=> THIRD White Police Officer SHOT DEAD This Week (emphasis me V)


Now, I’m totally against the use of police as revenue generators and their use of military tactics against undeserving victims, but that’s very bad. It’s just another of the reasons I’ve been hoping for an asteroid for years, the results of stuff like that is too bad to contemplate as we either have unbelievable crime waves as cops stop policing or even more militarization of the police in response.

On the lighter side of the news

A video showing a car attempting to park but actually plowing into journalists (emphasis me V) might have resulted from the Volvo’s owner not paying an extra fee to have the car avoid pedestrians.

I hope the car wasn’t dented.

In Not At All Funny Cuz It’s True news



Again, thanks to socklessjoe for the idea that could be the savior of the American Experiment in Self-Rule!

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