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And I think we won the Cold War.

Again.

I see at the IB that Chris Cornell, the singer from Soundgarden, died. RIP, as Sobek says, he was a damn fine singer. I was a classic rock guy until the 90s and got into alternative rock. I figure it was because they went back to rock and roll’s roots: heroin.

I always figured spoonman had something to do with cooking up some heroin. I could be wrong as it doesn’t really seem to mean anything intelligible, sorta like your average junkie.

 

Well, there’s maybe a little of the 90s, but it’s the funny part.

1990, Crackhead Mayor of DC, Democrat Marion Barry, sez,

The enraged Barry muttered over and over, “Bitch set me up . . . references to the woman who lured him to the hotel…

 

Flash ahead to 2017 and a different minitrue outlet is saying the Bitch Set Him Up!, and it’s hilarious.

…girl who had exchanged sexually explicit text messages with former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) lied about her age and political motivations to harm Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, according to a report by the investigative news site WhoWhatWhy.

Hey, that’s our schtick! sez the Wash Post.

Who’s WhoWhatWhy? They’re a non-partisan, internet website that only looks to get to the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s look at their totally trustworthi- and non-partisaniness!

Fighting the Koch Brothers for Transparency in South Dakota…Vigilance Is Needed to Fight Net Neutrality Rollback…Closing Borders and Ethnocentrism Unite Trump and Hungary’s Orbán…Trump and Evangelicals, the Culmination of an Unholy Alliance… (and my personal favorite last, recall that Comey’s replacement is a Friend Of Hillary V)…WWW Exclusive: Felix Sater Links Trump to Comey’s Replacement

Yeah. They’re the gold standard in minitrue journalism, they hate all the right people.

It’s funny how often bitches be setting up Democrats.

 

Before we get on to ignoring Comey, something that has me confused. First, notice the URL, nation.co.ke, you know our fine lefty idjits at The Nation here would love that url. Cuz nation.lsd is taken.

Second, this.

The United Nations has accused Ukraine of defying an international embargo on South Sudan and supplying the country with weapons.

 

At first I was all, “Yay Ukraine!” South Sudan needs to be able to fight back against their fine, tolerant, slave-raiding, murderous neighbors to the north, but then I read this.

Meanwhile, sacked army chief Paul Malong returned to Juba on Saturday, saying he never intended to wage war against President Salva Kiir.
“If I want to rebel I can do it in Juba. If I was about to fight I would fight here,” he told reporters upon his arrival in the capital.
President Kiir dismissed his powerful, hardline army chief on Tuesday last week.
Malong, long regarded as an ethnic nationalist of Kiir’s majority Dinka tribe, was replaced by Gen James Ajongo Mawut, a career soldier.

Will whoever gets those weapons be loyal to the new country that just doesn’t want to be enslaved and murderously dictated at or loyal to the slave-raiding, murderous dictator or is he trying to become a whole nother murderous dictator?

I hope it’s option A, but that’s not usually the way to bet in this world.

 

In more Comey free news, Obstruction Of Justice!

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz threatened the chief of the U.S. Capitol Police with “consequences” for holding equipment that she says belongs to her in order to build a criminal case against a Pakistani staffer suspected of massive cybersecurity breaches involving funneling sensitive congressional data offsite.

 

Oh wait, that’s non-Trump-related. That means it can be safely ignored cuz Trump said something stupid!

Okay, just a little Comey. CNN has The Scoop Of The Millennia! Nother, totally accurate, memo that they’ve been given! They’re not just reporting on what some dude told them!

Well there’s no arguing with that!

 

News We All Knew!

the 22-year-old British man believed to have killed 22 people in a suicide-bomb attack, had ties to al Qaeda and had received terrorist training abroad, a U.S. intelligence official told NBC News…

…had traveled to Libya within the last 12 months, one of multiple countries he had visited, the official said. And while he had “clear ties to al Qaeda,” the official said, (dead terrorist) could have also had connections to other groups…

The U.S. official said Abedi’s bomb was “big and sophisticated,” using materials hard to obtain in Britain — meaning “it’s almost impossible to see he didn’t have help.”

It’s funny how EUnuchs noticing reality so soon is reason for applause. They’ll never know his motives, but at least they’re this far along.

The worst part of the episode.

Members of his own family had even informed on him in the past, telling British authorities that he was dangerous, according to the intelligence official.

There’s no excuse for Known Wolf. Especially when his family sez it.

 

What a difference an ejection makes.

I love the look… smirk on Trump’s face.

 

Let’s Trump!

CNN has him now!

I was going to link a Trump’s Budget Is Gonna Kill Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!! articles, but there are so many out there it’s hard to choose just 1,465, so do a search for “Trump’s Budget” and read the headlines.

Or, you could read this.

President Donald Trump’s budget proposal this week will include provisions to end many foreign military grants administered by the State Department and replace them with loans, a move that could affect up to $1 billion in aid to dozens of countries if Congress approves, U.S. officials said.

An internal State Department memo reviewed by The Wall Street Journal names Pakistan, Tunisia, Lebanon, Ukraine, Colombia, Philippines and Vietnam as among countries that could be affected.

 

I’m for most of that. Why are we giving money to Hezbollah?

 

Alternate headline, Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Free Speech!

Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Making Trump Presidency Possible

His headline is more subtly funny, I’m more direct usually.

Breaking news from

 

Two related links.

Democrats in America think it’s okay to attack their enemies. Not just okay, but required.

Most people, when they want their congressional members to hear their dissenting voices, send a letter, drop an email, leave a voicemail.

Democrats? They threaten violence.

Our fine betters have been othering normal Americans , their plans are finally coming together.
I wish them well of it.

 

The Democrats’ allies in Venezuela are a little further along in their plans.

Crazy, 37 second long video I can’t embed showing a bunch of guys, wearing black, riding black motorcycles going from left to right throwing stuff and firing long guns behind them and then you see a bunch of just people chasing after them.

Venezuela is just ugly and all our fine media betters are fucking ignoring it.

I did think of one way Maduro could use those surface-to-air missiles, he could give them to FARC and they could shoot down a US drug-interdiction plane.

If your country’s going to shit, why not start a war with America?

It can’t hoit!

 

Teach your children well!

 

 

It used to be that the Simpsons was where you went to see the hilarity of our society, then Futurama came along and showed us the future was gonna be ridiculously funny too!

 

Yeah, I thought I was  a little light on links so I’d throw in some filler.

In my defense, all everybody is talking about is whatever fake, Comey news they’re spewing today. I just can’t take it some days.

 

If you could petition the Lord with prayer, we wouldn’t be so screwed.

Or perhaps…. this is the trip. The best part.

That’s kinda scary.

 

In Sweden, we see the police are just too darn busy to be investigating crimes where there’s no chance of conviction! (Google translation)

A group of men filmed themselves when they raped a woman and then put the movie on Snapchat. Tots that there is film of the assault where the perpetrator’s name is mentioned, and their faces are visible, are not investigated the assault of the police.
– We are not staff of the moment, explains police investigators Therese Ottosson for free times.

Now, I’m gonna bet that rape did not get reported, I know that’s how the Brits lower crime, so maybe this makes more sense.

But as to Sweden being the “Rape Capital of the World” due to recent immigration, I’m not seeing it (chart stolen again from those gullible Swedes):

(this chart, stolen from Geoff who stole it from a helpful Swede)

statistics-yay

Yeah, ‘number of reported…’. The one above, with full recording, was not “reported”.

 

I’m not sure what to make of this

The overnight violence in Les Ulis followed earlier clashes between police and protesters at the weekend, in which several dozen people were detained.

In Les Ulis three police cars were damaged, French media report.

Tension has gripped some Paris suburbs since 2 February, when a man called Theo was allegedly beaten up and raped.

It’s another excuse for the usual car-b-que but with extra firebombs and vandalism. Did the cops really rape some kid? That seems unlikely. It is something the people rioting normally do so convincing them someone else acts the way they do shouldn’t be hard.

That’s the way I’d bet.

 

I do have another bet I’d make.

It’s gonna be a bad time to go to war with the French.

Front National leader Marine Le Pen has again surged in the polls in France as she attempts to become the country’s first female president.

As we all know, French armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman, but they’re going to be led by a French woman. The last time that happened they kicked the shit out England.

Then they burned her at the stake (for cross-dressing funnily enough). But I figure she has more to worry about being burned at the stake before she takes office.

 

I’ve been trying to figure out what the hell is going on in Romania. They had their protests that lasted for a couple weeks. The gov’t said, “We’re gonna stop that bill that allows to take bribes!” Much to my surprise they then actually did it! I still think they’re doing a little flim flam, but now people are protesting for the gov’t.

Weird. I wish them luck.

 

I have to admit, I’m rooting for the ACLU on this one.

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has now demanded that the Portland Police Department stop using riot gear in response to protests and potential riots.

Sarah Armstrong, spokeswoman for the ACLU of Oregon, said that when police show up in riot gear, it escalates the situation and that police policies should aim for de-escalation, according to KGW. These comments come on the tail end of when police showed up in riot helmets to the illegal Portland Resistance protest on Monday. That protest was partially sponsored by Black Lives Matter PDX.

Let Seattleans live in the shit they fling.

thugs

At first I wondered why the Lollipop Guild got so militant when someone told me that’s the name for Seattle. Fuck em.

 

 

Since we’re talking about the hate-filled left coast, let’s discuss their stupidity too!

From the L.A. Times, July 2015:

Dams are a relic of the Industrial Age…. They’re particularly ill-suited to the era of extremes—heat waves, floods and droughts—that climate change has brought on.

The New Republic, April 2015:

The Pacific Institute’s Peter Gleick said: “Even if we built a couple of dams, we don’t have water to fill them. We’re tapped out. The traditional answer of building more reservoirs won’t solve our problems.” Building additional reservoirs does little when there’s no snow or rain to fill them.

Indeed, so certain were they of their “facts” that California Governor Moonbeam mocked those who thought the infrastructure should be shored up:

I’ve never heard of such utter ignorance. Building a dam won’t do a damn thing about fires or climate change or the absence of moisture in the air and ground of California. If they want to run for president, they had better do eighth grade science before they made such utterances.

 

They learned nothing from the 30 Years War. Religious extremism always comes back to bite you on the ass!

 

Now some asshole in the DHS is giving Minitrue the opportunity to lie about Trump.

Analysts at the Homeland Security Department’s intelligence arm found insufficient evidence that citizens of seven Muslim-majority countries included in President Donald Trump’s travel ban pose a terror threat to the United States.

First, that was Obama’s list. But that’s not important, they want you to believe that this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, thi…(you get the point) never happened. 

Our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters rely on our having no memory.

 

I’m not sure why this article is so long.

Why the MSM Is Ignoring Trump’s Sex Trafficking Busts

She could have just written,

“Because they feel their duty is to make him look bad no matter the lies they commit or the deeds they omit.”

Truthfully, I didn’t read it but I’m sure it’s all erudite and learned and shit. Sometimes brevity is the soul of wit.

 

Via This Ain’t Hell (but we can see them from here), this is all about the fucked up.  Some cops went to a 90 year old guy’s home for a ‘welfare check’ at night.

“They went from window to window shining lights in,” Ronnie Roberts said describing what he saw when he arrived at the Craig’s home…

When he arrived, he says he says volunteered to go up to the house and make contact with Eugene Craig whom he told deputies he knew. But Roberts says he was told to stand back by deputies…

Roberts says he was standing on the driveway when he saw four officers try to break down the front door. Fail. Then run around back and Roberts said he heard them kick in the back door to the garage.

 

The guy heard this and grabbed a gun to see what was happening, when the cops broke in they killed him.

This quote sums up the 21st century pretty well.

“There are certain things that allow us to immediately violate the Fourth Amendment and go into a location. That’s exigency, which is basically a fancy word for emergency,” said Kelly. “In some of those cases it’s better to kind of just walk away and come back and then keep reassessing. Use alternative means to maybe find (information.)”

“Go talk to the neighbors have you seen this person?…

Yeah see, as we saw earlier you told the neighbor to fuck off. They should not have done what they did and now this guy was murdered in his own home because they were tactical operators with a tactical operations order to operate tactically.

I hope they are all fired and whoever was in charge gets criminally charged.
It won’t happen. Sovereign immunity you know.

Which makes me pissed off when some cop claims they’re held to a higher standard than a civilian.

 

Now why didn’t they think of this before?!?!?!

Hundreds of people including Hollywood stars have held a rally in Beverly Hills ahead of the Oscars on Sunday to denounce President Trump’s immigration policies.

I look forward to hearing about all the passion, stupidity, willful ignorance and moral relativism at the Oscars. On Monday.

I’ve never watched the Oscars, but this year I’m not watching it for an entirely different reason!

Actually, just for one more reason.

 

Well it’s official,Twitter is un-American!

Twitter is locking accounts that swear at famous people

Swearing at famous people is an American’s right! It’s right there in the Interstate Commerce Clause and the pursuit of happiness clause!

It also means I can never go on Twitter. Unless I want to go through the hassle just to be banned I guess.

 

Now maybe I’m outta line, but I would ask the old dude before I charged this woman with anything except premeditated “helping an old guy get a chubby”

A detective says cell phone video taken at a local assisted care facility shows a care worker performing lewd acts in front of a 100-year-old man…

On the video, Fultz can be seen doing lewd acts in front of the man and then straddling his leg.

“I can show you new things, I can show you new things,” Fultz can be heard saying on the video.

She also can be seen “mooning” the elderly resident.

Even if he can’t answer I’d say leave her alone. Just cuz he’s 100 doesn’t mean he isn’t still a guy.

 

In my defense, they aren’t high heels…. they’re European!

An 18-stone (250lbs V) jazz fan who sued for compensation after an accident at Ronnie Scott’s was fat, drunk and careless in her high heels, a judge found.

Who you calling “she”?

HATE CRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

As they say, “Wait for it…. Wait for it…..”

knockout-game

It’s just no good anymore since they went away
Now I spend my time just making posts from yesterday

 

Topical!

There is no logic. There are no facts. You can say blue, and they will hear white. One plus one equals cat. Calling the left mentally ill is truly a disservice to those who are mentally ill. At least with mental illness there’s a reason for the madness and a hope for a cure. There is no hope for the left. They are suffering from a deep-rooted spiritual sickness, one for which, I’m afraid, there is no cure.

When you compare a United States President to a creature who killed 6 million Jews and 5 million others, what exactly is the starting point for a logical conversation?…

How do you talk to people who use the Holocaust as a prop? The Jews, the disabled, the gays, and those who were different were all exterminated. They have now become a straw man for the spiritually depraved, demonic left. What do you say to people who chant “We are all Muslim” when the Muslim is looking at them, going: “Yes, that is the goal isn’t it, dead or alive?”

Exactly. Trying to intelligently debate someone who compares anybody but Hitler, or maybe Stalin, to Hitler is about useless. Willful ignorance is functionally the same as stupidity and you wouldn’t argue with an idiot as to whether blue tastes better than Cheerios, would you?

 

H/T Added 20 minutes later!!!!!!

Relatedly,  selectively stupid hate!

He didn’t rape anyone or have an affair with his intern (Bill Clinton), he didn’t kill anyone, (Ted Kennedy), he didn’t smoke crack with some hooker in a seedy motel (Marion Barry), he didn’t text photos of his junk to underage girls (Anthony Weiner), he didn’t sell favors to our enemies (hiLIARy Clinton), he didn’t disrespect our military and throw his medals away (John Kerry), he didn’t have bribe money hidden in his freezer (William Jefferson), he didn’t make fun of Indian (dot head, not woo woo) convenience store clerks (Joe Biden), he didn’t belong to the KKK (Robert Byrd), he didn’t father a child with a 15 year old black woman (Strom Thurmond), he wasn’t caught texting sex message to teenage boys (Mark Foley), or run a gay house of prostitution with his boyfriend (Barney Frank), or try to pick up men in public restrooms (Larry Craig), and those are just from memory, I haven’t even Googled anything yet.

Donald Trump did nothing like any of those other politicians, yet those people are beloved and he is hated.

Yeah but…..compassion!….tolerance!……

This is the money shot

And are we really going to kill each other over politicians? Seriously? Think about that for a moment. Brother against brother, husband versus wife, over people like Mitch McConnell or Elizabeth Warren. OMG…what has happened to us

Yup. If there are people less worth getting rioting-angry about than any of our fine political betters, well, I can’t think of them.

 

The failure theater I expected is in full gear, fuck the GOP.

 

Should I get worked up in defense of these assholes?

A group of prominent Republicans and business leaders pitched a tax on carbon dioxide to top White House aides Wednesday, selling the plan as an economic win that could drive job growth and yield environmental dividends too.

Former Secretary of State James Baker and other members of the new “Climate Leadership Council” pressed the case in a 45-minute meeting in the Roosevelt Room that included President Donald Trump’s top economic adviser Gary Cohn, Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and senior aide Kellyanne Conway.

Sigh. I can only hope Trump was playing Angry Birds during the presentation and only allowed them in for some sort of pat on the head for the GOP assholes.

Speaking of Failure Theater!

house-of-shut-up

Fuckheads are slow-rolling.

Primary season is just around the corner!

Speaking of fuckhead Republicans and their disdain for their ‘base’, Kristollnacht!

Weekly Standard editor-at-large Bill Kristol said Tuesday afternoon that the white working class should be replaced by immigrants as they have become “decadent, lazy” and “spoiled.”

“Look, to be totally honest, if things are so bad as you say with the white working class, don’t you want to get new Americans in?”

I really do not like the NRO/Weekly Standard assholes. I used to subscribe to NRO, but now I can’t even read Jay Nordlinger.

The best part, for me, is that they went all in on Palin-hate and thought they won but now we have Trump. That has to really piss them off.

 

Just don’t forget, they’re smarter and better than you!

The demographic most opposed to President Trump is not a racial minority, but a cultural elite.

This isn’t a revolution. The revolutions happened in June and November. Brexit and Trump were revolutions. The protests against them are a reaction by the overthrown establishment.

 

Yeah see, you were in charge and that’s why we’re so fucked so sit down, shut up and drink your damn appletini.

 

I read this story at AZ Central (supported Hillary!) about a totally blameless immigrant who’s just trying to make a better life.

For  four years, federal immigration authorities have given Guadalupe Garcia de Rayos a pass to remain in the U.S. rather than deport her back to Mexico.

That changed Wednesday, when Garcia de Rayos went to check in as usual at the central Phoenix offices of Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Instead of being released, she was taken into custody, while her husband, two children — both U.S.-born citizens — and a group of supporters watched in tears….

In a statement, ICE officials said only that Garcia de Rayos was detained because of her prior conviction, which stems from a work-site raid almost a decade ago.(that’s a lie as we’ll see shortly V)

And thought, “There’s something they’re not telling me. Why is this totally innocent woman being targeted? Maybe she’s not so innoccent!”, imagine my unsurprise when I saw this.

She was arrested in 2008 during a workplace raid ordered by then-Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio at Golfland Sunsplash amusement park in Mesa, Ariz., and convicted of felony identity theft for possessing false papers.

Oh, convicted of a felony. That’s different. And the AZ Central article also managed to avoid mentioning this

ICE officials confirmed the detention on Wednesday. “Ms. Garcia de Rayos is currently being detained by ICE based on a removal order issued by the Department of Justice’s Executive Office for Immigration Review which became final in May 2013,” the agency said in a news release.

So Trump was POTUS in 2013? Huh. And isn’t that a little different from what AZ Central told us ICE said?

Which leads us to the question Which should be their catchphrase?

Minitrue: Lying Liars Who Lie!

or

Minitrue: Purveyors Of Fake News Since 1895!

 

They so miss Obama they’re forced to doing Tiger Teen! articles full of stupidities and lies.

“Obama makes rest of us look bad with his effortless kitesurfing”

– The Washington Post, Early Lead, February 7, 6:32 PM

 

Hahahahahahahahaha. I bet they had to type that one-handed.

These claims are false. As the video reveals Obama fell multiple times off the kiteboard despite “perfect conditions” and practicing for “two days solid” before the challenge.

Hahahahhahahahah. I love this part.

However, Love also admitted Obama is “not the most explosive guy, not the fastest guy,” and he “lacks in physical capabilities.”

Video evidence reveals Obama does not “knock down open shots.” ABC News reported in 2013 that, when playing against children, Obama was “ice cold” after going just 2 for 22 from the floor. The former president had to be shown how to make a layup by a 10 year old.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Why…it’s almost as if they lie about Obama more than they do about Trump!?!?!?!?

 

They’re better than you!

Scores of NYPD cops have installed illegal flash-reflecting plastic covers on their personal-vehicle license plates that can thwart toll and traffic cameras

I’m pretty sick of this culture of impunity for our betters.

 

The Hill has high hopes.

Is Gorsuch a secret liberal? Trump, GOP have reason to wonder.

They lay it out, he lives in and near lefties!!!!!! And look at this!

sided with an Albuquerque middle schooler who was strip-searched by his school, dissenting while his colleagues ruled that the school, police officer and other employees were immune from lawsuits.

Okay, that’s just stupid. That’s not “liberal”, that’s “libertarian”. I understand liberaltarians try to obfuscate the issue, but they are different.

I’d say most lefties were not in favor of being able to sue the gov’t, unless you’re a leftist suing for Social Justice!!!! of course.
Back in 2014, I wrote about an article noting that Sweden was importing many tens of thousands of Syrian “refugees”.

This should end well.

…Sweden. Because the government decided to offer residence permits to every Syrian who requests one, it’s estimated that by the end of 2014 another 80,000 will have come.

Well, not so much end well as make Denmark and Finland laugh their asses off.

So how is it going?

More than 110 blazes ripped through accommodation centres across the Scandinavian nation, according to national police statistics. Of those fires, around 20 are believed to have been caused by carelessness or accident.

However Swedish officials have now said 92 of the infernos were started deliberately, with 37 of them being started by a resident at the home.

In the remaining cases, two culprits have been identified, but 53 of the fires remain unsolved as police have no leads as to who the suspects may be.

Hey! Let’s import a few tens of thousands here! Paul Krugman told us destroying shit is good for the economy!

 

I wonder if the previous story had anything to do with this.

Drawing on a unique, new Chatham House survey of more than 10,000 people from 10 European states, we can throw new light on what people think about migration from mainly Muslim countries. Our results are striking and sobering. They suggest that public opposition to any further migration from predominantly Muslim states is by no means confined to Trump’s electorate in the US but is fairly widespread.

Wait, you mean that people do not like importing other people who hate them and their whole, westernly-civilized nations? The deuce you say!

It takes an ‘elite’ to be surprised by that.

 

Speaking of Syrian ‘refugees’, let’s see how that bucket of scorpions is taking being shook up.

The complication is that the advancing forces — the Syrian Army and pro-government militias backed by Russia, and Syrian rebels backed by Turkey — are sworn enemies.

Their simultaneous race to seize the city, Al Bab, has turned into a test of how a global realignment of powers supporting Syria’s antagonists could help reshape or end the nearly six-year-old conflict…

The coming days will show if the Syrian foes, who do not always obey their patrons, will work together for the first time against the Islamic State, or drive out the extremists and then try to kill one another.

Yeah, that’ll work out great. The first question I have is if the “rebels’ will side with ISIS against the gov’t or if they’ll wait until ISIS is driven out before attacking the gov’t forces.

Which leads to the next questions, what’s Tsar Putin I going to do about it? How about Sultan Erdogan? Will Russia and Turkey get into a war?

 

The feel-good story of the week! Some idiots went to Cuba for their “Dream Wedding!” and found out when they got there that they were having a “Dream Wedding!” in a commie shithole.

A couple of apartheid-loving Brits who planned a lavish wedding in Cuba suffered a gigantic disappointment when the roof of their wedding venue collapsed.

Many were injured, including the bride and groom and their two children.

Needless to say, the Castro regime collected a lot of money from these newlyweds and their 24 guests, but won’t have to pay a shilling in compensation for injuries, trauma, and distress….

They chose to spend $31,287 for a wedding in one of the most repressive and impoverished countries on earth.

(Quick calculation: for a Cuban worker to afford such a wedding he/she would have to work for 105 years and save every penny for that event).

Even worse, they hoped it would be “the wedding of their dreams.”

 

It was the wedding of my dreams. I wonder if they’ll reevaluate their love of communism. Probably not, it takes real stupidity and willful ignorance to go to fucking Cuba to have a dream wedding.

Carlos asks a question

So… is it wrong to feel good about this couple’s bad luck?

No, it’s one of the things that’s right in the world. Feeling sorry for them would be wrong. They went to a gigantic slave-island. They deserved all the shit they got.

 

It doesn’t rain but it pours.

Samsung SDI made the news again on Wednesday when one of its plants in China caught fire.

Talk about bad optics. I will say I love my Samsung J-3.  The battery lasts a long time and it works very well.

 

Just some inside-basketball stuff. Before the basketball season started I watched the Knicks try to build a winner, with good players and I wrote

The schadenfreudey part is that the Knicks spent a lot of money on assholes like Noah but they kept Carmelo Anthony. CarMElo Anthony has Obama level narcissism.

He’s going to be such a whiney “Give me the ball” bitch the Knicks will suck anyway. They had a guy, Jeremy Lin, who came out of nowhere when ‘MElo’ was injured and the fans loved him. So once MElo was back, he forced Lin out.  I’m gonna laugh my ass off as they are screwed this year either by listening to MElo or by the ruckus he’ll cause if they don’t.

So what’s happening? The Knicks suck and are trying to trade ‘Melo but there are no takers and now he’s fighting with the GM.

Hahahahahhahaa. And that’s why I stopped watching basketball long ago. I liked Jordan, I didn’t like Kobe, and now all the ‘stars’ act like Kobe. When he was in trouble for rape one of his teammates said, anonymously, “I don’t believe the accusations, Kobe doesn’t make a pass to anyone!”

 

Now, if I was a little more superstitious, I’d be celebrating this,

Astronomers and stargazers will be treated to three celestial events on Friday night through Saturday morning.

The trifecta includes a “penumbra” lunar eclipse during the full “snow” moon and a comet flyby!

but all the apocalypse scenarios have been teases I hate to get my hopes up.

Although… the fact that it’s a “penumbra” eclipse, gives me hope.

Penumbras are always used to screw us.

Jurists have used the term “penumbra” as a metaphor for rights implied in the constitution (Commerce Clause! V)

So we have that going for us.

 

So what was yesterday and today supposed to be like?

Three bombings, two in NYC and one in NJ yesterday, by the same bomb-maker.

  • Surveillance video may show the same man at both locations where devices were found

  • New suspicious package discovered in New Jersey

  • “Vehicle of interest” stopped in New York late Sunday

  • Governor orders 1,000 state troopers and National Guard soldiers to New York City

  • Authorities investigating 911 call claiming responsibility

  • Both NYC “bomb” and explosive device in New Jersey used flip-phones

 

And for today,

– A suspicious device found in a trash can near a train station exploded early Monday as a bomb squad was attempting to disarm it with a robot, officials said.

Elizabeth Mayor Christian Bollwage said five devices were found in one bag in a trash can by two men at around 8:30 p.m. Sunday near the Elizabeth train station. The men had reported seeing wires and a pipe coming out of the package, Bollwage said.

That’s a bunch of bombs set to explode where commuters into NYC are traveling.

As we’ve seen with previous terror attacks, they are often idiots and just get lucky. Here, we got lucky we weren’t hit with multiple, coordinated, murderous, terror attacks.

If the stabby terrorist in Minneapolis was coordinated with them, that’s very scary. That seems very unlikely to me except for the timing.

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And Ahmad Rahami had a handgun!

The suspect pulled out a gun and fired at the officer and striking him in the abdomen,” Sarnicki said. “The gentlemen got up and started walking down the street in a westerly direction. I’m told that he was randomly discharging his handgun and one of the officers was able to get close enough to him and return fire.”

How did he get it? In both NY, especially the city, and NJ it’s very difficult for people to get handguns.

Hell, in NJ, it’s hard to get a freaking BB gun.

New Jersey and other jurisdictions make little or no distinction between Daisy’s classic Red Ryder BB … and real guns. They must be registered and are subject to the same laws as any firearms.

“In all honesty, kids who are charged are looking at mandatory jail time,”… adding that under the state’s Graves Act, a conviction could lead to prison time. “The only defense is to request a waiver but if that’s not granted, young kids can get a felony charge and their lives are basically over.”

 

Nobody will say if he’s on the terror list, so I’m gonna say it’s a No.

Let’s also remind ourselves, disarming law-abiding Americans did not stop this guy from getting a gun (and bombs!), but it did stop the serfs in the area from being able to defend themselves.

Now they’re going to flood the zone with cops, you know they’re going to have to “restrict a few rights” to Stop The Next Terror Attack!!!!!!!!!, which restriction of rights won’t stop any terror attacks.

And what does Obama have to say about that?

Well, after doing a little fundraising for Hillary!, he decided to yell at me for noticing terrorism,

President Barack Obama is delivering a statement following the recent attacks in New York, New Jersey and Minnesota.
He called on citizens to be vigilant, but not to “succumb to fear.”

My desire to stay alive should not make me notice that he’s making me less safe with his policies of accepting refugees (not Xtians!!!) from war-torn areas!

Obama said that federal, local and state working together around the clock to prevent terrorism.

Yeah, so how did that work out? Oh yeah, bombs going off in NYC and NJ and terrorists shooting cops.

I’ll translate his next statement

to enlist tech companies,

5th amendment? Police State surveillance? Pshaw, we have to KEEP YOU SAFE!!!!!!

communities and religious leaders to push back on extremist content.”

Those stupid Xtians who keep targeting Muslims need to tone it down!

If you want to watch the video, click, it’s a 37 minute long vid with Obama speaking around the 15 minute mark. There’s no passion, just stupidity about a “global coalition” and other, “We’re doing great so we’re going to keep doing what we’ve been doing cuz it’s worked so well!”

He is utterly unable to accept that he’s not perfect in all things, anybody who disagrees is obviously a racist hater who hates him some brown folk.

And what didn’t he mention? Besides a certain religion that might be related to this attack I mean.

President Obama sought to reassure the nation after the terror attacks over the weekend — but didn’t specifically call the incidents in Manhattan and New Jersey terrorism.

I’ve seen that movie before, last time Minitrue lied out their asses to cover him when Romney called him on it.

He did call the stabbing in Minnesota where the stabby guy was talking about Allah and stuff, “potential terrorism”, so that’s something.

Something stupid, but that’s the best we get out of this moron.

 

Hillary, looking a little better than a few days ago when she was all collapsey, said this before she went back to passing out

I strongly condemn the apparent terrorist attacks in Minnesota, New Jersey, and New York. I pray for all of those who were wounded, and for their families. Once again, we saw the bravery of our first responders who run toward danger to help others. Their quick actions saved lives. Law enforcement officials are working to identify who was behind the attacks in New York and New Jersey and we should give them the support they need to finish the job and bring those responsible to justice – we will not rest until that happens. ISIS has claimed responsibility for the attack in Minnesota, and this should steel our resolve to protect our country and defeat ISIS and other terrorist groups. I have laid out a comprehensive plan to do that. This includes launching an intelligence surge to help identify and thwart attacks before they can be carried out, and to spot lone wolf attackers. We also need to work with Silicon Valley to counter propaganda and recruitment efforts online. Americans have faced threats before, and our resilience in the face of them only makes us stronger. I am confident we will once again choose resolve over fear.”

 

She condemns (apparent) terror!!!! How brave!!!!!, She supports law enforcement!!!!!!! Except she won’t meet with them!!!!!! And Intelligence Surge!!!!!! Sure, she opposed the surge in Iraq, but this Surge with more Police State Tactics and Forgetting the 5th Amendment, well, she’s all in on that!!!!! It’s worked so well!!!! Like in Boston when we were warned about certain brothers by furrin intelligence agencies!!!!! Sure, we blew off those warnings, but this time, THIS TIME!!!!! she’s going to make sure that we catch all those evil Tea Party Terrorists!!!!!….apparent terrorists! But we can’t bad mouth foreigners!!!!!!!!! by bashing their religion!!!!! She saves that for Americans!!!!!!!!

So yeah, more of what Obama’s been doing, even as she claims it’s different.The only difference between her and Obama is that she says she wants to defeat ISIS while Obama says he wants to degrade and defeat ISIS.

The funniest part was all the bashing of Trump from Hillary! and her Minitrue toadies over his noticing that it was a bombing and it surely looked like terrorism from the get-go.

As I’ve said over and over, there is no worse sin in today’s Elite!!!!!!! Society!!!! than being right about something before our betters are willing to acknowledge.

 

NJ Lawmakers hold news conference and start with Give Me Money!!!!! to Fight Terrorism!!!!!

That’s what NY and NJ lawmakers always say. I will give Shep some credit for noticing that and cutting away.

Congress is holding hearings!!!!! They’re Doing Something!!!! about Comey’s ridiculous statement!!!!!! Get out your squeezey bulb horns and get ready to honk and slap your fins!!!!!! The fish will be particularly stinky!!!!!

I tried to watch, but Elijah Cummings started talking, his job is to lie and bluster and basically just throw shit in the gears when there’s a “hearing” on Dem felonies and treasons.

Important, 5 Minute Later Update I meant to include!!!!!

Comey said Hillary! wasn’t sophisticated enough to understand. Okay, can she read? And if she wasn’t, who was running that shit? That person had to be “sophisticated enough” and should be facing charges.

 

Now back to our post already in progress!

I switched back and saw Comey say it was a tenet of American Law that the perpetrator know her cankles broke the law.

Apparently, ignorance of the law is a defense now since if you’re ignorant of it, you cannot break it on purpose.

Don’t get me wrong, I know that’s not true that she was ignorant of the law or that it’s a defense, he’s just having a hard time defending the actions his Chicago-Machines bosses told him to perform so he’s saying stupid shit.

I still wonder if he’s saying the stupidest thing he can think of sort of like the Sailors of the USS Pueblo flipping the bird when the Norks took them captive. As I saw someone say somewhere, I just hope they let his family go soon.

 

Speaking of which, putting the cart before the whores.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch officially accepted the FBI’s recommendation that neither Hillary Clinton nor any of her aides should face criminal charges

Yeah, I’m gonna have to say it was Comey “accepting” the diktats of his commissar.

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

 

This Free Beacon article  is on the side of Cinemark suing for attorney’s fees the people who sued them over their relatives being shot in their gun-free zone (actual results often vary)

Now, I know the law as currently written is on their side, but when you disarm people, it is your responsibility to protect those people. They should have won their suit, Cinemark disarms people who go into their theaters, they need to protect those defenseless people.

But since there are no longer any responsibilities that go with rights, fuck you.

 

Hezbollah is having serious jihad envy.

Hezbollah secretary general Hassan Nasrallah recently tackled the recent battles southwest of Aleppo, where the party reportedly suffered its worst losses since entering the conflict in Syria. Nasrallah admitted in a speech broadcasted live on the group’s Al-Manar TV on June 24 that 26 Hezbollah fighters had been killed since the beginning of June.

 

Shit, do you realize what that means? ISIS is almost as deadly to Hezbollah as Chicago’s gun laws are to its residents!!!!!!!

Poor bastards.

Now don’t get me wrong, I am not on the side of ISIS in almost any situation, there are a few people who I think the world would be better off without. If they kill each other? That’s just icing on my balls.

ISIS is not an existential threat to the US. As we’ve been watching for years, our fine political, moral. social and intellectual betters are filling that particular role.

 

I’ve been ignoring China’s murderous commie dictator’s aggression against Vietnam, Japan, South Korea, Indonesia and the Philippines in the South China Sea,

For some inexplicable reason, they’re making noises at us too. I mean, warning J. Effin Kerry is just stupid. He’s the man who supinely accepted a security screening when he met with the top murderous asshole in Egypt at the time.

 

Stupid bastards, don’t they know that makes it hard for Minitrue to ignore shit their masters tell them to ignore?

They might cause a war!?!?! What if Ash Carter has to take notice!?!?!?!

Strong Horse

(ISIS), for instance, claimed a mortar attack against a base belonging to the al-Qassam Brigades, the military branch of Hamas, in Khan Yunis, as well as a bombing in front of a security forces building in Gaza….

ISIS are a bunch of mad dogs who attack all and sundry and now they’re attacking Hamas’ armed wing. Which “armed wing” is approximately, all of them (+/- 0%).

Weak Horse

In retaliation, Hamas arrested a dozen sympathizers.

Oh man, ISIS is smacking Hamas around and making them look like chumps. They “arrested” them? Ooooh, I bet that has ISIS all scared and stuff. Or… they’re going to use their time in some Pali prison to recruit more mad dogs. Either/or. (mostly the “Or” thing).

 

Nother weak horse

Until recently, Lebanon’s Hezbollah, with its formidable military, intelligence and social network power, was the jewel of Iran’s worldwide militias. But after the Syrian uprising in 2011 and Iran ordering Hezbollah to enter Syria to fight alongs

 

Hezbollah has jihad envy and it’s making me laugh. Mostly because I don’t live in Iraq or Syria.

And, of course, the current weakest horse

obama playing through

 

 

We be bone, but the rest of the world is boned even more, so we have that going for us.

ISIS, sensing weakness, is still working on shutting America up.

The personal address of an anti-Muslim activist was tweeted Friday from a Twitter account bearing the name of a man believed to be a British Islamic State jihadist kingpin. The tweet about Pamela Geller, who heads a group called the American Freedom Defense Initiative, came just hours after a third man connected to a plot to kill her and murder Boston police was arrested.

“#GoForth,” the Tweet urged via a hashtag after revealing Geller’s New York City address, apartment number and all.

We need to kill a lot of those bastards to let them know they can’t fuck with America. Too bad America is run by assholes who hate America only slightly less than the jihadi assholes.

This is a good response

 A New Hampshire man wants to defy an Islamic prohibition on depicting the prophet Muhammad in pictures and plans to host a “Draw Muhammad” art contest in August.

 

One quibble with the “journlist” who wrote that passage, it should be “Islamist prohibition (fatwa)” not “Islamic”, as the Taliban is one who decided that it was against their form of murderous Fasco-Islamism.

 

Speaking of assholes who hate America, and what it stands for, the California Democratic Party!

All hopes were dashed when one of DeMaio’s former staffers named Todd Bosnich accused him of sexual harassment in the final weeks of the campaign. He even produced threatening emails which he claimed were sent to him by someone in the DeMaio camp.

Democrats welcomed the scandal and although DeMaio strongly denied the charges, he was defeated by Democrat Scott Peters.

Now the LA Times is reporting that the staffer Todd Bosnich made the whole thing up and has even admitted his lies to the FBI, which was part of the investigation.

You know what will happen to this guy who lied to sway an election and who lied to the FBI?

Not a fucking thing. It wasn’t Martha Stewart, it’s the Dems after all, they do not have to obey laws, customs or even decency.

 

This is just funny.  Weasel Zippers notices this tweet.

 

Now, she might have stood up near Putin, but she certainly did not stand up to Putin, and as for being in the Situation Room when bin Laden was killed, well, I was situated in a room when he was killed too. Does that mean I’m ready to be POTUS? Eh, maybe I should marry some guy who cheats on me to make me really ready. Too bad AZ doesn’t do gay marriage yet.

 

This seems promising,

The Iowa Supreme Court has affirmed the right to be drunk on your front porch.

But I do not like this part

The Supreme Court agreed, declaring the front steps of a private residence not a public place if the homeowner hasn’t invited the general public to be there.

Yeah, see, if I want to have a party where I get drunk, it’s still my fucking property and it isn’t “public” drunkenness even if I invite people to my house to get drunk with me. They aren’t publicly drunk even if they’re on my property either. But then, my home is the State’s Castle these days.

 

Paco asks

Are country music songs starting to all sound the same to you?

 

Brain noticed it first.