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Just Plane Tools.

Posted: July 7, 2016 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

So as I look at that plane, I keep thinking it looks cooler and cooler. At first I thought is was just homemade and sorta eh. It’s obviously hand-made and old, there are no screws but there is a horse-shoe nail. He must have run out of the other beefy nails he used for the rest.

Here it is from the side.

side tool

Here’s the working part with the shim in.  That’s the horse-shoe nail. plane

Same place without the shim.

what works


Here’s with the shim out.



Side shim.

fondling my shimmy


Here’s the corner, notice how professional it looks. That’s why I’m surprised there’s no maker’s mark.

nice curves


Maybe if I WD-40 out the tools they’ll have something on them.

Oh, and one more tool.

Obama can’t get worked up over terrorists murdering crowds of Americans but when a felon ( Notice, he’s 37, this begins 20 years ago. So in other words, that’s when he started being charged as an adult) with a history of resisting arrest, battery, burglary of an inhabited dwelling (making it much more likely that there will be a confrontation resulting in injury), illegal gun possession and resisting arrest gets shot by the cops?

Some highlights of his record. More at the link. Many more, I just included violence and illegal gun possession.

9/09/96 aggravated battery

5/04/00 public intimidation

5/24/05 burglary of an inhabited dwelling place

9/12/05 burglary of inhabited dwelling place

3/17/06 simple criminal damage to property, simple robbery, simple theft, drug possession, misrepresentation during booking, simple battery, aggravated battery

46/03/09  resisting an officer, drug possession, receiving stolen things, possession of stolen firearm, illegal carrying of a weapon with CDs, sound reproduct without consent

10/12/09 illegal carrying of weapon, marijuana possession



Now Obama has true Outrage!!!!!!

He ignores military being murdered, murders by Islamics, murders by illegal aliens, black-on-black murders (especially in his organized crime community) but this? The son of a bitch is fomenting riots.

It seems he’s upset Ferguson hasn’t spread yet, that or now that police forces are afraid to enforce the law and so let rioters get out of hand, he wants to ramp up the violence.

Sigh. So now it appears just barely too (or maybe perfectly) paranoid enough that he’s going to try to stop the elections.

That would be interesting. As in, Where’s that fucking asteroid? interesting.


When I went to bring my car to the garage today I checked the rag I had stuffed in my carburetor and noticed he had, for some inexplicable (and idiotic) reason, disconnected the carb. I pulled it up and could see dirt in the block. I swear, I nearly cried.

So in fit of pique, I put a pic under the fold. Do not click.

I’m serious, I’m in a foul mood. Remember that badly p-shopped pic of chubby, very pale woman in a star-spangled biking with Sarah Palin’s head? It’s like that only a billion times worse.

I’m not kidding.


What A Tool!

Posted: July 6, 2016 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., Random Crap

No, not Obama. Jeez, can’t a guy do a non-political post?

So my ex brother-in-law (sad story, I think my sister went a little crazy), moved out of his house and he is a throwing stuff out sort of guy, so I took some tools that my step-father left in his garage, I took the saw and the hatchet because you can always use a handsaw and a hatchet. I took the plane because it looked cool.

First, we have a hatchet.


Pretty cool.


This plane looks very old. At first I thought it was homemade but after checking out the saw (below), I have to wonder if the hatchet and plane are older than I thought.


Dont call me adze

I’m not sure how old it is. It looks homemade but it also looks very competently done. I didn’t think it was that old until I checked the saw.


On the other side it has HJ (my stepfather Harry’s initials, also his father’s)

Walter Cresson saw

I didn’t notice the medallion in the handle at the edge of the blade, my buddy asked, “Hey, what’s that?”

Walter Cresson

That says, “Walter Cresson IXL Phila’da”

Walter Cresson was an early Philadelphia saw maker in the 1840s and 50s who was bought out by Henry Disston some time before the Civil War.

That saw is freaking old. It must be Harry’s fathers, unless Harry’s grandfather had the same initials.


One more tool.

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Okay, maybe a little politics.


Got my car. The new guy said he’s working on something else so I have to wait another 3 1/2 weeks.

It’s sucks that something that I overspent on just to make me happy is making me fucking bullshit angry.

We have something to look forward to at the Olympics besides diseases, crime, extreme poverty, shitty venues, corrupt gov’t who’s going broke and is going to milk the furriners for every penny they can and men wearing dresses competing in women’s events. Oh, and the events. Can’t forget that.

The Brazilian authorities are trying to locate a former Guantanamo prisoner who is believed to have entered the country illegally after disappearing from Uruguay.

Abu Wa’el Dhiab, a Syrian national, was released in Uruguay along with five other former Guantanamo inmates in 2014.


So what we have to look forward to is Minitrue hiding that Obama let this terrorist go to kill teenagers who’ve worked their asses off to represent their country and tourists who came to cheer their country on (damn nationalist assholes deserve it anyway.)

Well, not so much look forward to as throw shit at my TV as they lie and ignore that it’s Obama’s fault.

The only suspense is how they’ll blame it on Trump.


Yes, I have been pretty worked up today, not just over the death of the rule of law, although that really pissed me off even though I was pretty sure it would happen, my dream of M’Shell running appears to be dashed.

Whine about my Caballero below the fold. More than a month later, it’s not done. The freaking thing had the distributor and Holley 4bbl already on it and it’s tuned, it’s two days work to swap an engine (15 hours or so).



Posted: February 17, 2016 by veeshir in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Or VaporWare? I know which way I’m hoping.

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It’s purty too.


Via Uncle.

This is my gun.

Jamie Lee Bracey said he was in a Walmart in Florence, Alabama, last week at the gun counter and happened upon a product that piqued his interest — “Gun Oil H2O.”….

Bracey figures the water in the product would cause rust, so he reads further.

“Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone,’” he recited. “Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.”…


Wait for it….wait for it…..

Reading further, he discovered this “Gun Oil” is “for topical use” and user is to “apply desired amount to genital areas.”



Somewhere, a bunch of DIs are laughing their asses off and they have no idea why.

My Hero?

Posted: September 12, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

I drive in the greater Phoenix-metropolitan region every weekday, and I’m curious about this I-10 shooter person.

Somebody’s shooting at cars on highways in Phoenix, maybe around too. I hadn’t heard about it until Tuesday morning when one the morning idiots mentioned it on the radio.

Nobody’s been shot, one girl was hurt by glass flying.

Now, the highways around here are awesome. Wide lanes and usually plenty of them. The speed limit is almost always 65 so 80 is about average.

Except for that idiot who’s doing 64 in the left lane gumming up the works.

If this shooting is trying to teach manners to those idjits, I’m torn.

I’d have to say I’m agin it though, he can’t take out enough of those assholes to make a difference and the cops wouldn’t say that’s what’s going on.

And who’s going say, “I was driving like an inconsiderate dickwad so this guy shot at me.”

Eh, every little bit helps I guess.

I haven’t been tubing for a while so when I did my rounds I found lots of stuff I didn’t know about.

Most of it not very funny but some of it terrifyingly  hilarious.

Let’s start with ISIS, it’s never funny and people get beheaded. First, an aside. Isis has been torturing, raping, beheading, hanging, crucifying and enslaving for a couple years now and they cut the heads off 3 journalists and now it’s WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our media has its priorities, 1,000 people get killed and it’s just wogs fighting wogs, not our business. Let a journalist, an important person, get killed and that makes it personal.

So Isis is recruiting openly in our NATO ally Turkey.

Our supporters can freely hang out in Istanbul streets, recruit poor people from suburbs & police will only help

Yay!!!! That would be just endy except we’d be allies with ISIS in Turkey and Syria as we bomb in Iraq. That’s pretty darn funny.

This one is sort of funny, surprising and a little depressing. Lebanon will not join our semi-kinetic action against ISIS.

“US and its allies created and trained these takfiri movements. We have stated that Lebanon cannot be a part of an alliance led by the US,” (Lebanese State Minister V)Fneish…

You realize what that means?

Since Hezbollah is a big part of the Lebanese gov’t, we will not be conducting airstrikes in support of Hezbollah attacks. So the opposite of funny as that would be endily hilarious. Eh too bad, there’s always Iran I guess.

In Sietch Terror news,

International airlines have suspended flights to Yemen’s capital as fighting…

Yemeni television’s three channels stopped transmitting on Friday…


the Jihadi V Jihadi war in that particular bucket of scorpions  is cruising right along.

I feel sorry for the people there who are not in favor of their jihadis and just want to live and let live.

Those two idiots should just leave Yemen.

A drudgetaposition

Putin Privately Threatens to Invade Poland, Romania and the Baltic States.

Ukraine Launches Joint Military Brigade With Poland and Lithuania.


Now, the seque from overseas to the US,

The family of Glen Doherty, the former Navy SEAL killed in the 2012 Benghazi terror attack, has filed a $2 million claim against the CIA and the State Department.


I hope this goes through and actually gets some coverage from the assholes in Minitrue who are ignoring the feckless criminality of the Obama admin in the Benghazi deal.


Hmmm, I guess some people miss the rioting.

Mail Online reports that protesters made their plans known at the September 16th St. Louis City Council meeting. They “promised to disrupt grocery stores” and warned that if St. Louis Cardinals make it to the World Series, they will disrupt that too.

The protesters grew louder as the council meeting went on, demanding not only the arrest of Wilson but also “the resignations of both County Police Chief John Belmar and Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson.” They also demanded that County Prosecutor Robert McCullock be removed from the case.

CBS St. Louis reports that the protesters are also trying to get St. Louis Rams ticket holders to donate tickets so protesters can “get in the dome” and shut the game down.


If this gets out of hand again, I could see it spreading to other cities, then the illegal immigrants get involved and then……. well, that’s when things get freaking ugly.

I fgure when the inner cities start rioting the police will grab their M-4s and grenade launchers,  jump in their MRAPs and go round tea partiers before they decide to riot too.

This is pretty funny, Karl Rove whining that the GOP isn’t getting as much in donations as they deserve.  I’d say Breitbart gets it right in the headline.



Funny how that works out, you shit on your base, call them names and they stop sending you money. Huh. Perplexing.

I understand Bob Beckel is not a journalist, but I bet he would claim he is so that’s what makes this funny.

“I’ll tell you: I would expect an October surprise,” Beckel said on Thursday. “I think I know what is — I’m not going to say it,

Journalists are not in the business of imparting information anymore. That’s pretty funny in an end of civilization way.

The most egregious example was how the media knew all about the OUTING OF SUPER-SECRET AGENT Jarret Plame, they knew she was in the CIA before she was “outed” and they knew who “leaked” the well-known fact and yet, they pretended they didn’t for more than a year in order to be able to viciously attack their chosen party’s political enemy.

Via Say Uncle, a scourge on our nation, the no-knock raid.

Some Police Operators who wanted to Operate Tactically had a tactical operations order (search warrant) so one climbed in the window and then the rest busted down the door. So the homeowner defended himself, killing the window-invader and shooting other cops and now he’s on death row.

So why the raid? For “bags of cocaine” from some source. What did they find?

Though they found a glass pipe, a grinder, and a pistol, they did not find any drugs.


So he was a small time drug user who was out of whatever he smoked.

No knock raids should be outlawed in every case except where the police explicitly state on the search warrant that the perpetrator is ‘better off dead”.

via KaChing!, this is funny cuz it’s true.

safety first