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Important Update Below!!!!!!

I’ve disliked the 49ers for a long time, but this is over the top.

Their QB, obviously the target of racial profiling (he’s a black, millionaire QB):

His latest refusal to stand for the anthem — he has done this in at least one other preseason game — came before the 49ers preseason loss to Green Bay at Levi’s Stadium on Friday night….

“I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color,” Kaepernick

In case you don’t speak idjit, he’s saying he’s an idiot who knows absolutely nothing about the world he hasn’t learned from ESPN or their sister station, MSNBC.


Some editorializing from a “journalist”

By taking a stand for civil rights,…….

No, by shitting on the country that’s allowed him to live a lifestyle that 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the people who have ever lived could not even imagine.


So what’s the NFL going to do about it? Notice the URL, it’s from the NFL, they’re the ones who editorialized about “civil rights”.

I love football but I hate the NFL.


I’ve seen people calling him ‘mixed-race’ today, but I thought today’s totally tolerant lefties and SJWs were all into the one-drop rule? Confusing.

The NFL’s statement

Players are encouraged but not required to stand during the playing of the National Anthem,” NFL spokesman Brian


49ers statement

freedom of expression, we recognize the right of an individual to choose to participate, or not, in our celebration of the national anthem.”

It’s all about Free Speech!!!!!!

You know, except when a white man says something about a lefty shibboleth.

In a statement Monday, ESPN said that while Williams “is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to “Monday Night Football.” We are extremely disappointed with his comments and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast.”


Fuck you NFL. Not a fucking penny from me for a long time. I usually go to at least one game a year. Not this year.


Posted: August 9, 2016 by veeshir in Hotassery, Notes on the Revolution, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, “What is the Riddle of Brass?”

Riddle of Brass


If I don’t know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That’s Crom, strong on his mountain!



It’s funny how the Riddle of Bronze was superseded by the Riddle of Steel was superseded by the Riddle of Brass.



Picture Post!!!!!!!

Crom might let you get away with the American Rule of Brass

deer me

All praise to John Moses Browning, he taught Crom the Rule of Brass



How to apply the Rules of Brass



You would think someone besides gun owners would notice this. You would be wrong.

harvey nails it


One of the lessons from before the Rule of Brass.



Speaking of records.

good advice


If you laugh, you realize you’re working on your record, right?




My philosophy



Ooohhhh, scary!



Before their time!

for the win!


This ain’t funny. Cept it is.

death rides a pale baby


Welcome to Heaven! You hungry?





You’d think this would be obvious, but…..Never take acid with raccoons.

yee ha


Oh, and don’t take acid with clowns either, but then, you all knew that.

free hugs



Coupla safe spaces

safe space




Coupla reposts


Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!


hillary or else!


Below the fold, The Riddle of Upton


Just Plane Tools.

Posted: July 7, 2016 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

So as I look at that plane, I keep thinking it looks cooler and cooler. At first I thought is was just homemade and sorta eh. It’s obviously hand-made and old, there are no screws but there is a horse-shoe nail. He must have run out of the other beefy nails he used for the rest.

Here it is from the side.

side tool

Here’s the working part with the shim in.  That’s the horse-shoe nail. plane

Same place without the shim.

what works


Here’s with the shim out.



Side shim.

fondling my shimmy


Here’s the corner, notice how professional it looks. That’s why I’m surprised there’s no maker’s mark.

nice curves


Maybe if I WD-40 out the tools they’ll have something on them.

Oh, and one more tool.

Obama can’t get worked up over terrorists murdering crowds of Americans but when a felon ( Notice, he’s 37, this begins 20 years ago. So in other words, that’s when he started being charged as an adult) with a history of resisting arrest, battery, burglary of an inhabited dwelling (making it much more likely that there will be a confrontation resulting in injury), illegal gun possession and resisting arrest gets shot by the cops?

Some highlights of his record. More at the link. Many more, I just included violence and illegal gun possession.

9/09/96 aggravated battery

5/04/00 public intimidation

5/24/05 burglary of an inhabited dwelling place

9/12/05 burglary of inhabited dwelling place

3/17/06 simple criminal damage to property, simple robbery, simple theft, drug possession, misrepresentation during booking, simple battery, aggravated battery

46/03/09  resisting an officer, drug possession, receiving stolen things, possession of stolen firearm, illegal carrying of a weapon with CDs, sound reproduct without consent

10/12/09 illegal carrying of weapon, marijuana possession



Now Obama has true Outrage!!!!!!

He ignores military being murdered, murders by Islamics, murders by illegal aliens, black-on-black murders (especially in his organized crime community) but this? The son of a bitch is fomenting riots.

It seems he’s upset Ferguson hasn’t spread yet, that or now that police forces are afraid to enforce the law and so let rioters get out of hand, he wants to ramp up the violence.

Sigh. So now it appears just barely too (or maybe perfectly) paranoid enough that he’s going to try to stop the elections.

That would be interesting. As in, Where’s that fucking asteroid? interesting.


When I went to bring my car to the garage today I checked the rag I had stuffed in my carburetor and noticed he had, for some inexplicable (and idiotic) reason, disconnected the carb. I pulled it up and could see dirt in the block. I swear, I nearly cried.

So in fit of pique, I put a pic under the fold. Do not click.

I’m serious, I’m in a foul mood. Remember that badly p-shopped pic of chubby, very pale woman in a star-spangled biking with Sarah Palin’s head? It’s like that only a billion times worse.

I’m not kidding.


What A Tool!

Posted: July 6, 2016 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., Random Crap

No, not Obama. Jeez, can’t a guy do a non-political post?

So my ex brother-in-law (sad story, I think my sister went a little crazy), moved out of his house and he is a throwing stuff out sort of guy, so I took some tools that my step-father left in his garage, I took the saw and the hatchet because you can always use a handsaw and a hatchet. I took the plane because it looked cool.

First, we have a hatchet.


Pretty cool.


This plane looks very old. At first I thought it was homemade but after checking out the saw (below), I have to wonder if the hatchet and plane are older than I thought.


Dont call me adze

I’m not sure how old it is. It looks homemade but it also looks very competently done. I didn’t think it was that old until I checked the saw.


On the other side it has HJ (my stepfather Harry’s initials, also his father’s)

Walter Cresson saw

I didn’t notice the medallion in the handle at the edge of the blade, my buddy asked, “Hey, what’s that?”

Walter Cresson

That says, “Walter Cresson IXL Phila’da”

Walter Cresson was an early Philadelphia saw maker in the 1840s and 50s who was bought out by Henry Disston some time before the Civil War.

That saw is freaking old. It must be Harry’s fathers, unless Harry’s grandfather had the same initials.


One more tool.

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Okay, maybe a little politics.


Got my car. The new guy said he’s working on something else so I have to wait another 3 1/2 weeks.

It’s sucks that something that I overspent on just to make me happy is making me fucking bullshit angry.

We have something to look forward to at the Olympics besides diseases, crime, extreme poverty, shitty venues, corrupt gov’t who’s going broke and is going to milk the furriners for every penny they can and men wearing dresses competing in women’s events. Oh, and the events. Can’t forget that.

The Brazilian authorities are trying to locate a former Guantanamo prisoner who is believed to have entered the country illegally after disappearing from Uruguay.

Abu Wa’el Dhiab, a Syrian national, was released in Uruguay along with five other former Guantanamo inmates in 2014.


So what we have to look forward to is Minitrue hiding that Obama let this terrorist go to kill teenagers who’ve worked their asses off to represent their country and tourists who came to cheer their country on (damn nationalist assholes deserve it anyway.)

Well, not so much look forward to as throw shit at my TV as they lie and ignore that it’s Obama’s fault.

The only suspense is how they’ll blame it on Trump.


Yes, I have been pretty worked up today, not just over the death of the rule of law, although that really pissed me off even though I was pretty sure it would happen, my dream of M’Shell running appears to be dashed.

Whine about my Caballero below the fold. More than a month later, it’s not done. The freaking thing had the distributor and Holley 4bbl already on it and it’s tuned, it’s two days work to swap an engine (15 hours or so).



Posted: February 17, 2016 by veeshir in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Or VaporWare? I know which way I’m hoping.

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A new .44 Automag for a new day.

It’s purty too.


Via Uncle.

This is my gun.

Jamie Lee Bracey said he was in a Walmart in Florence, Alabama, last week at the gun counter and happened upon a product that piqued his interest — “Gun Oil H2O.”….

Bracey figures the water in the product would cause rust, so he reads further.

“Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone,’” he recited. “Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.”…


Wait for it….wait for it…..

Reading further, he discovered this “Gun Oil” is “for topical use” and user is to “apply desired amount to genital areas.”



Somewhere, a bunch of DIs are laughing their asses off and they have no idea why.