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Precipitation

Posted: February 17, 2016 by veeshir in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Or VaporWare? I know which way I’m hoping.

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A new .44 Automag for a new day.

It’s purty too.

automag

Via Uncle.

This is my gun.

Jamie Lee Bracey said he was in a Walmart in Florence, Alabama, last week at the gun counter and happened upon a product that piqued his interest — “Gun Oil H2O.”….

Bracey figures the water in the product would cause rust, so he reads further.

“Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone,’” he recited. “Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.”…

 

Wait for it….wait for it…..

Reading further, he discovered this “Gun Oil” is “for topical use” and user is to “apply desired amount to genital areas.”

 

Heh.

Somewhere, a bunch of DIs are laughing their asses off and they have no idea why.

My Hero?

Posted: September 12, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

I drive in the greater Phoenix-metropolitan region every weekday, and I’m curious about this I-10 shooter person.

Somebody’s shooting at cars on highways in Phoenix, maybe around too. I hadn’t heard about it until Tuesday morning when one the morning idiots mentioned it on the radio.

Nobody’s been shot, one girl was hurt by glass flying.

Now, the highways around here are awesome. Wide lanes and usually plenty of them. The speed limit is almost always 65 so 80 is about average.

Except for that idiot who’s doing 64 in the left lane gumming up the works.

If this shooting is trying to teach manners to those idjits, I’m torn.

I’d have to say I’m agin it though, he can’t take out enough of those assholes to make a difference and the cops wouldn’t say that’s what’s going on.

And who’s going say, “I was driving like an inconsiderate dickwad so this guy shot at me.”

Eh, every little bit helps I guess.

Romney says things under Obama’s second term have turned out even worse than he expected.

I on the other hand, am somewhat surprised things aren’t worse domestically than they are. I, a weak-ass pasty white nerd, for the first time in my life, bought a gun.  And will buy more.  Frankly, I wish I hadn’t waited so long, but some of you morons were out buying up ALL TEH WEAPONZ.

Things may not be absolutely terrible yet, but we’re getting there.  We’re getting there.

I guess Romney kind of has to say what he did, because it would be poor form to say, “I’ll be in my billion dollar bunker, waiting for the muthafuckin’ apocalypse. Peace out.”

Related: How to stash guns in plain sight in your house.

Alextopia?

Posted: July 6, 2014 by veeshir in Random Crap, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Hmmmm.

A businessman is selling his small, southeastern South Dakota town for $400,000.

….

Now, the town is just a bar, workshop, three trailers and a house.

 

It’s in S. Dakota, I think they have civilized laws on guns and alcohol so it has that going for it.

The winter thing sucks, but it’s better than buying part of Detroit.

Update!!!!! (not all that important)

The more I think about it the more I like it.

The town would need a sheriff and he’d need SWAT gear for a team of 20, a gov’t-provided MRAP, a few HMMMMMMVVVVVVVs some M-4s, some M-249 SAWs, a few Barrett M-107s, a quad mount for the 4 Ma Deuces , some H&K M-40 grenade launchers, maybe a recoiless rifle, a Carl Gurstav just cuz I like the name, or two and a battery of 105s. You know, because of the law and order.

I hereby declare my intent to run for sheriff and, if elected, promise that all the police weaponry and vehicles will be available for the citizenry to practice on, for a suitable fee so the sheriff’s dept. will not be a drag on the economy, with the MRAP being a free bar-taxi service on weekends and holidays.

 

 

 

Colorized!

Posted: December 22, 2013 by veeshir in L.L.A.P.H., This Is My BOOMSTICK!

Gotta love it when they update old movies for modern tech.

ralphie

Update:

As per my friend
” You’ll shoot someones eye out , at 300 meters!
 

Since it’s the intertubes, I need to point out that Ralphie needs to work on his trigger discipline.

Via Say Uncle.

Important Update!

inthebeginning

More Philly attention whoring

Posted: November 26, 2013 by doubleplusundead in This Is My BOOMSTICK!

The Soviet Enclave of Philadelphia is going to pass a law banning the manufacture of 3d printed firearms, which will immediately be challenged and nullified in court, because the Commonwealth has a preemption clause regarding gun laws, which as far as I can tell exists at this point specifically to rein in Philly.  Philly has been pulling this bullshit for years, they pass any number of bans and anti-2nd measures, then get slapped down in court.  Over and over.  This is nothing but political theatre from the commie smacktards running Philly.

And the Fox News article should have at the least noted the Commonwealth’s preemption laws regarding the right to bear arm, lazy reporting on their part.