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Are You The Gatekeeper?

Posted: November 13, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Liberal FAIL

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I’ve been trying to find out if the riots around the country are still going on but CNN and Foxnews have not had much to say. I don’t watch for  a long time anymore, but I flip by a lot. Has anybody else seen much coverage?

 

Will (LA) Protests Peter Out?

Financial Times

Thousands of protesters in major US cities kicked off a fourth day of demonstrations…

 

I’m gonna guess that’s a “Yes”.

I was told if Hillary got more votes than Trump fascist rioters refusing to accept the election would hit the streets, and they were right!!!!!

You see, if our fine media betters actually reported on the riots, they’d have to admit ‘their’ side is the really violent side and the right were mostly afraid the gov’t would attack them.

They learned nothing from the election, their preconceptions were ‘proven’ as much of America voted for HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After many years of othering people who disagree with our fine, tolerant, friendly, hate-filled, angry, tribal lefties are no better than Nazis so anything done to them is deserved.

So here we are, with President-Elect Trump.

My most paranoid inner thoughts thinks Obama is going to refuse to allow the evil Trump to take office. Or at least, try.

Then things go from ugly to really endy real quick.

 

It’s funny, there’s football on today which reminded me there was a game on Thursday and yet, I have no idea who even played, much less who won.

So many Americans were turned off by having to deal with political bullshit in football when all they wanted to do was watch football.

So did the NFL learn any more of a lesson than our fine media betters?

Now that the presidential campaign is over, perhaps the healing can begin for National Football League television ratings.

The low ratings had nothing to do with the election you idiots, although I would say the political bullshit by the NFL had something to do with the outcome of the election.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell called the declines “a reflection of multiple issues,” not one in particular,

Not only lesson not learned, but fuck you. There’s no lesson to learn. People are sick of being called Nazis for wanting personal responsibility and the gov’t out of so much of our lives and the NFL takes that time to shove their faces in SOCIAL JUSTICE!!!!!

We don’t dismiss any particular theory,” Goodell said

You know, except the one that matters most.

Idjits.

 

 

 

Above the Post immediate Update!!!!

Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap. The only loss was reading Stephen Green’s drunkblogging this morning, I don’t think he was drinking at all! It was all serious and not a bit frivolous with much pointing and laughing. Very disappointing.

Now, on to our post!

We used to be the weak horse, then Bush started invading and fighting jihadis in their lands instead of ours and we became the strong horse (epitomized when Ghadeuffeya gave up his WMD programs).

Then we became the weak horse when Obama ran away.

We’ve evolved since then.

The setp-up.

As Stoaty noted

It’s like that nice Mr bin Laden used to say: when you have a weak horse and a strong horse, they both come together to laugh at the retarded horse.

Yeah, so about that.

Strong horse now that Obama’s helped Iran and Syria ally with Tsar Putin I.

The leader of Hezbollah has lambasted the beleaguered diplomatic efforts to end fighting in Syria, saying that a political solution was not currently possible.

“There are no prospects for political solutions,” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

 

Weak horse now that Obama’s got THE US OUT OF EVERYWHERE and they’re on their own.

Jean-Marc Ayrault, France’s foreign minister, told the meeting that Russia and Iran, which also backs the Syrian regime, would be accomplices to war crimes if they did not press President Bashar al-Assad to stop the violence.

He said the Syrian government “has clearly made the choice of a military escalation”.

“I am calling on Russia and Iran to pull themselves together and show responsibility, by putting a stop to this strategy,” Mr Ayrault said. “If not, Russia and Iran will be accomplices in war crimes committed in Aleppo.”

 

Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. He always shakes when he belly laughs.

 

And you know who the retarded horse is.

(Horse-faced V) Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.

Even though that makes us looks like idiots and fools, I will say I do agree in a limited way.

A/C encouraged Congress to stay in session in DC during the sweltering months. Our nation and the world would be much better off if they were reduced to only a few months forging our chains in DC.

Who’s the screwed horse?

That would be you and me.

Leaked documents with sensitive FBI data exclusively obtained by Breitbart Texas reveal that 7,712 terrorist encounters occurred within the United States in one year and that many of those encounters occurred near the U.S.-Mexico border.

Although, since I live a couple hundred miles from the border, more me than you.

Helpfully illustrated

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So who’s most boned looking at that map? NY, CA and IL, where the gun laws are very restrictive so they’re just victims.

In AZ, FL and Texas it’s a target rich environment.

 

Last, semi-related thing: State Sponsored Terrorism!

In the PIIE’s scenario China could choose… (to) “simply shut down iPhone production in China”.

Shit Just Got Real!

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

I totally misunderstood imadenier, the guy wears clothes, it’s just not a grass skirt. It’s pretty good, he doesn’t sing but since nobody is Freddy Mercury, I rate that as a plus.

As you listen, you can read about some reality we’d all like to escape.

First, a message from the totally not in the tank for Hillary! media via Powerline.

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Let’s look at some Hillary!’s health stuff Minitrue is utterly uninterested in looking into.

Here we have her Dr. who keeps making “mistakes” and shoddy diagnoses. I will quibble with the title, in most Faustian tales the hero gets his soul back while Clintons do not return the souls they’ve collected.

It’s hard to excerpt since there are so many instances where the Dr. said something that was about as accurate as Dr. Hansen telling us about global worming. Clintonian you might say. Unless you’re her bitch at the FBI I guess.

Clinton, her physician wrote, “began anticoagulation therapy to dissolve the clot.”  But this is not something anticoagulants do.  Two of these drugs are mentioned by Bardack:  Lovenox, which was discontinued in 1998, and Coumadin (warfarin). …

Bristol-Myers-Squibb, its manufacturer, says explicitly that the medication doesn’t dissolve clots:

COUMADIN has no direct effect on an established thrombus, nor does it reverse ischemic tissue damage.

 

It’s full of stuff like that. You can see why Minitrue has declared Hillary!’s health out of bounds. Cuz actually reporting on it would hurt her chances of being elected.

 

Health and Democrat related, I’d be worried if I were a youngun these days. Our fine political betters are already spending their money and their grandchildren’s money, but this could be even worse.

Or maybe we should have old people give blood for trauma victims, while saving young blood for anti-aging. . . . Likely to be mooted anyway, if and when scientists isolate what factors in younger blood provide the benefits.

And when they do, expect our social, moral, political and intellectual betters to figure out a way to get some of that sweet, sweet young blood.

Hey, it’s only a short step from taking their money to taking their blood. Are they so selfish they want to kill their parents?

 

Another day, more proof that the Dept. of “Justice” are a bunch of lying sacks of shit.  Remember how the jihadi who set bombs around NY and NJ was “working alone” after his trips to jihadi hotspots around the world?

What’s more, Rahami allegedly used the family SUV to travel to Manhattan to plant the pressure-cooker bomb. Late the next night, the FBI pulled over the same SUV occupied by five Rahami relatives — including three women dressed in Islamic robes — who reportedly were headed to the airport. They were handcuffed, searched and taken to an FBI office in lower Manhattan for questioning. Weapons and bomb-making equipment reportedly were found in the vehicle…

The brother, Mohammad, who is now in custody in Pakistan, posted ISIS-related propaganda, including images of jihadists with the message: “I bring the men who desire death as ardently as you desire life.”

 

Have to stop that whole, “Obama’s policies have ensured we’re beset by jihadis in America” so they can pretend it’s “Homegrown”. Otherwise, people might get the wrong idea and not want to vote for Hillary! to continue Obama’s policies.

 

This is the “Flee Big Cities” part of the post.

The other day I wrote this

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

I thought I was being fendy.

Turns out, I was being prophetic.

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In the Commission’s most recent decision on an officer-involved shooting, in which a suspect charged at two officers swinging an 8 to 9-inch knife, they faulted the officer for not “redeploying” to “create distance.” In plain English: the officer didn’t run away.

Okay, that’s funny. Look for all criminals in LA to brandish guns and knives now that they’re “Get out of being hassled by cops” items.

And the people who those criminals will use those knives and guns on? Well, they shouldn’t be so racist and mean.

In Boston, they’re saying not to chase people running away. (I got that link from the Second City Cop blog)

Black men who try to avoid an encounter with Boston police by fleeing may have a legitimate reason to do so — and should not be deemed suspicious — according to a ruling by the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court.

So if you’re a criminal and you see a cop, run away. But only if you’re black. Whitey, orientals and hispanics had damn well better stop.

That’s gonna be awesome for the arrest rate. And if you’re the next one to be crimed on? Well, you shouldn’t be so racist or you wouldn’t get what you deserve, now would you?

 

Chicago!
Rahm IS GOING TO ADD 1,000 MORE COPS!!!!! but as that cop blog has noted in previous posts, it takes a long time to train those men before they’re patrolling, this barely covers retirements and promotions to detective and besides

The recruiting surge was a reversal — or perhaps a re-reversal — for Emanuel, who campaigned for his first term on a pledge to add 1,000 officers, then shifted the goal to putting 1,000 officers “on the street” by dissolving special tactical units and shifting officers off desk jobs and onto patrol. In his run for a second term, Emanuel mocked rival Jesus “Chuy” Garcia’s campaign promise to add 1,000 officers, calling the proposal “fairy dust” and warning that there was no money to pay for that many new officers.

Yeah, but this time, THIS TIME!!!! he means it!!!!!! I mean, it’s not as if Clintonistas are known for promising shit they don’t mean…..ummmm….. shut up.

If you go to NYC, I’d suggest you stick around Canal and Mott, near Little Italy and Chinatown. They have their own people making sure the tourists don’t get mugged. That was the safest place in the city back before Giuliani, I have a feeling that’s going to be the case again, considering you can’t go to Central Park anymore.

 

I’d put off your visit to various big cities for a few years. They’re not going to be pleasant places for anybody not living in a gated community with private security. Think “Detroit” writ large, all across our nation.

 

Have a good weekend!

I love seeing these articles, they never fail to make me laugh.  Via the Puppy Blender.

Sometime around the end of summer, it dawned upon most Democrats, and the elite of both parties, that they — okay, we — inhabit a different political universe than does the rest of the country. (emphasis me V)

They’re ELITE!!!!!! And when they act like idiots? That’s cuz we’re idiots and we just can’t understand their brill-yence!!!

In our world, Donald Trump is a surreal authoritarian buffoon whose presidency is too nightmarish to contemplate,

Yeah about that. I’d go with “surreal” and “buffoon” and “too nightmarish to contemplate”, but “authoritarian”?

Isn’t that whole raisin dee etray (derp!) of leftists? Isn’t that why they love Obama? Because he reigns with a pen and a phone?

Isn’t that what they want from Hillary!

Hillary Clinton is deeply familiar, liked by some, loathed by many, and caught in a vortex of mutual paranoia with the news media that leads her into errors of secrecy.

Leads her into errors of secrecy? Hahahhaahhahahahahaah.

No, she’s a corrupt, dishonest hater-of-everybody not a leftist. Her whole campaign is based on hiding who and what she is. Aided and abetted by a media totally uninterested in looking into her corruption.

Nay, they are not only uninterested, they’re antipathetic (and pathetic) to anybody with the temerity to suggest she might be corrupt and dishonest.

They’re still pretending she had non-contagious, made-up, pneumonia. Geez.

But her flaws, as the conservative but Clinton-endorsing pundit P. J. O’Rourke put it, lie “within normal parameters,”

I used to respect O’Rourke, but that’s idiotic. The “normal parameters” are all about how America is the font of all evil and where terrorism is something we just have to accept. You know, the ‘New Normal’!

Citigroup recently warned that investors are underappreciating the significant risk to the economy of a Trump victory.

Or at least Citigroup’s economic forecast. They’ve spent a lot of money buying the various politicians of both parties, that’s a significant investment they’re looking at losing.

In Washington, it is an open secret that many, probably most, leading Republican officials consider Trump dangerously unqualified.

Hahahaha. Open Secret? You mean like with PJ O’Rourke and the rest of the GOP Elite!!!!! who can’t shut up about how much they don’t like Trump and won’t be voting for him?

Yeah, that open secret. Tool.

Let’s end on this.

recent McKay Coppins story in BuzzFeed quotes a series of Republican operatives anonymously confessing their preference for Clinton. “It’s terrifying. He’s not qualified … and it’s a massive problem,” said one. “It would be terrible for America, and for the world,” warned another.

Okay first, Buzzfeed? Har-dee-har-har-har.

As for the “terrible for America and for the world”, have any of you “elitist” idiots been watching America and the world for the last almost 8 years?

We’ve been in a “recovery summer” for that long without any recoverying and as for the world, you mean Trump might foment war across the middle east, eastern Europe and Asia while tacitly encouraging the socialists in Venezuela destroy that country all while giving money and aid to Iran in their quest for nukes?

If Trump is elected, and the Norks nuke South Korea and Japan, the Iranians nuke Saudi Arabia, China attacks anybody who enters the South and the East China Seas and Russia finishes their conquest of Ukraine in December, it’ll be all Trump’s fault.

Chait probably still believes the words of that prophetic poet-bard, Sting!

Mr. Reagan says we will protect you
I don’t subscribe to this point of view

Yeah, how’d that work out for you? I bet Chait still listens to that song and thinks, “How profound and true those words have proven!”‘

Of course now we are against enemies who not only do not care about their children, whether in the Middle East or Asia, but are fully into sending them out to die.

I’d say “RTWT”, but it’s so stupid only an elitist could believe it.

Related, a great essay from one of the greatest philosophers on the ‘tubes. FrnakJ!

The Alpha liberals are the smaller faction of liberals who create the new and idiotic ideas for other liberals to follow…

Most people stop at formal operational thought, but there is a lesser known fifth stage(3) that some reach and become trapped in called postoperational thought. This is when one’s mind becomes so overtaken by navel gazing and hypotheticals completely divorced from experience that his or her mental acuity now operates barely above the senorimotor stage. … let’s say there is a tree lying in one’s path. If it were a simple creature approaching the tree, such as a dog, it would walk around the tree, not knowing of any other option. But, a very intelligent person in the postoperational thought stage could, using his vast intelligence, explain away the existence of the tree and walk right into it. A great intellect is required to be that dumb.

Read that whole thing. It explains Chait better than I ever could. Except I’d argue against “great intellect”.

It’s more of a “I think totally stupid things but I graduated from an elite university so the hoi polloi wouldn’t understand!” thing.

 

Not really related, but I thought this juxtaposition would be funny.  And endy, but you don’t get the funny without the endy.

A Tale Of Two Books!

Charlotte Police say guy they shot had a gun not a book.

In NY and NJ, the “Justice” Dept. is ignoring that the terrorist asshole had a book.

Federal complaint against bombing suspect omits journal’s ISIS references

They have to ignore the ISIS part and the traveling to terror hotspots so our fine media betters can keep the “Homegrown terrorist!” angle.

You know, where an immigrant likes the terrorist-types from whence he came and perform acts of terror inspired by them but somehow, it’s my fault.

 

 

 

According to Hillary!, Donald Trump has incited violence!!!!!

I agree. You cannot effectively disagree with lefties, it just sets them off.

They’re really just a bunch of angry, violent, petulant children with self-control problems.

I also agree with this, although I’m not sure if she meant to say what she said.

 But I also accept the responsibility, making sure that we do everything we can to try to heal these divides to bring people together,”

As we saw last week, she is trying as hard as she can to heal the divides to keep us divided to help her get elected.

The biggest divide she’s healed is dividing us into people who give her money and vote for her with the rest in the Basket Of Deplorables.  Oh yeah, almost forgot, don’t forget to get a Basket of Deplorables stamp on your VRWC membership card.

Obama has made sure the divide in America is getting stronger and deeper, with the help of Hillary!.

If she meant that she wants to heal the divide and bring us together, well that’s just idiotic from the one who’s put anybody who disagrees with her into a vast conspiracy and a basket of hatisms. You know, a typical Clinton lie that accuses you of being an idiot.

 

This one I sorta agree with.

What I think is really important about these emails is the chilling fact is that the Russians are continuing to interfere with our elections.

 

Oh, not the email thing she’s talking about but all the $millions the Russians have given her to spend on campaigning and buying people off and who can forget Obama turning off the country-of-origin deal on credit card transactions to his campaign. That pisses me off.

Blaming Russia for Colin Powell noticing that her husband is a dog is typical Dem playbook. When an email is “hacked” from a Republican the email is the subject, when it’s hacked from a Dem the hacking is the subject.

The former first lady refused to criticize Powell on the show, which has a large African-American audience.

So I also agree that Hillary! is just as transparent as Obama. The way they lie easily and often is absolutely transparent.

 

I agree with this one too.

There are few easy answers, but one thing is clear: the current trajectory of climatic change presents a strategically-significant risk to U.S. national security

So who said that?

It was signed by more than a dozen former senior military and national security officials,

 

So in other words,we have Obama, the State Dept, NASA and now our fucking military paying attention to global warmmongering instead of paying attention to the people who are trying to kill us.

That makes us far less safe and represents a huge and strategically significant risk to our national security.

 

This I don’t agree with, except in a “Let’s watch Hollywood go bankrupt!” way.

They’re ‘remaking’ the Magnificent 7.

Except it’s to the original version as Starship Trooper is to the book.

Sure, there’s 7 guy saving a town from bandits but the bad guys can’t be brown folk so it has to be a rich, white, “industrialist” and they’re hired by a wymyns and it’s all about revenge.

Eh, at least the bad guy’s name isn’t “Trump”, so that’s something. .

The head good guy instead of “Chris” is named “Chisolm”.

Ummm, Chisolm was an entirely different guy. So they’re trying to glom onto another western.

Geez, why not just call it the Magnificent Fistful Of Good, Bad and Ugly 7!

 

Those idiots will never learn. They could have made a western and called it something else, but they had to try to rape a classic and all they’ll end up with is loss-leader while pissing off their intended audience.

The only people who will make a profit off this movie, besides the actors, will be whoever owns the rights to the original as people watch that again to get the taste of SJW out of their mouths.

 

Caballero update.

Rebuilt transmission it is. Another week.

There was a loose cable that let the trans know what the carb was doing but even after tightening that the trans slipped. In other words, it was no faster with a brand new, 440 HP, 470 ft-lbls torque 383 stroker engine with a Holley 4bbl than with a burnt out, 1979, 180HP 350 with a poorly installed Carter 4bbl .

The Moroso air cleaner won’t fit under the hood. The old Edelbrock fits, barely, but I might put in a hood scoop. I’m planning on making this into a motorhead car with, eventually, a really nice paint job but that’s in the future.

Let’s see how Georgetown stands on racism and the legacy of slavery.

The university will rename both Mulledy Hall, a residential dorm, and McSherry Hall, a campus mediation center. The university, a Catholic institution, named the buildings after two of the university’s presidents who in the 1830s sold Jesuit-owned slaves to finance the school’s debt.

Georgetown prof calls Trump racist for daring to disagree with a black man.

They were all in when Bernie Sanders called Trump a racist.

What happens when a Vatican Cardinal, gives a speech at the Catholic University

In many parts of the world, the family is under siege,” said Cardinal Arinze in the section of his speech that appeared to have offended Sanders and students who walked out of the commencement exercises. “It is opposed by an anti-life mentality as is seen in contraception, abortion, infanticide and euthanasia. It is scorned and banalized by pornography, desecrated by fornication and adultery, mocked by homosexuality, sabotaged by irregular unions and cut in two by Divorce.”

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that a letter protesting the speech was signed by about 70 faculty members

I could link about a thousand stories of Georgetown Profs, the University leaders and students calling all and sundry racists.

 

Which leads us to…..

I’m all in on this.

A week after Georgetown President John DeGioia announced that descendants of the 272 slaves sold by the school back in 1838 would get an admissions boost to the university, a group of said descendants is now seeking “to establish a $1 billion foundation […] to fund scholarships” for ancestors related to the 272.

Hoist on your own retard always makes me laugh.

Next up, Congress!!!!!!

 

The GOP is going to impeach Koskinen!!!!!!!!!!

In May

The House Judiciary Committee is trying to conclude the case against IRS chief John Koskinen, seven months after Rep. Jason Chaffetz, Utah Republican, filed a resolution seeking his impeachment.

This has been going on for a long time and now that the election is getting closer they must be seen as DOING SOMETHING TO STOP THE OUT OF CONTROL OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready folks

GOP Voter Device

GOP Voter Device

 

Eh, at least I have footba…..

Shit.

 

 

 

 

I flipped to the beginning of the 49ers/Rams game to see a close-up of two Niners players kneeling for our National Anthem. I’m not sure if they were the only two, I changed the channel and I ain’t going back.

I didn’t want to watch football tonight anyway.

The Giants are not going to be on local TV next week. I won’t be going to a sports bar to watch it.

It’s 10 am so I wouldn’t be drinking too much any, but I would eat and tip very well.

Not anymore.

If they don’t take care of that they’ll lose a lot of viewers.

 

In conclusion

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For those too young, during the 80s Jim McMahon tried wearing a headband that didn’t meet the NFL’s standards, he was fined $5,000 by Pete Rozelle, the 80s version of the asshole Roger Goodell.

The next game he wore a headband with “Rozelle” as a protest.

I’ve just updated it for modern sensibilities.

Actually, this is in conclusion, I have a fever and the only prescription is more Illary!

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