Archive for the ‘Liberal FAIL’ Category

Too much of what is should never be.

 

News From More Than A Year Ago!!!!!!

Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) predicted on Tuesday that Republicans will split with President Trump within months unless the administration changes course.

And yet, Trump keeps not doing what the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party wants!

Their failure theater over Obamacare is going to be interesting. Do Americans actually elect Democrats because the GOP won’t repeal Obamacare?

That would make me laugh my ass off as I cringe in horror.

 

Bannon claims Trump will do the one thing I really, really, really think would make Trump’s POTUSy a success if it’s all he does.

The reclusive mastermind behind President Trump’s nationalist ideology and combative tactics made his public debut Thursday, delivering a fiery rebuke of the media and declaring that the new administration is in an unending battle for “deconstruction of the administrative state.”

 

As Trump does that he’ll have both the establishment pricks in the GOP and the Dems arrayed against him with a few Congresscritters and most of non-hate-filled America with him. I hope it’s enough, at least Trump’s peeps know the deal.

Stephen K. Bannon, the White House chief strategist and intellectual force behind Trump’s agenda, used his first speaking appearance since Trump took office to vow that the president would honor all of the hard-line pledges of his campaign. (snip)

“If you think they’re going to give you your country back without a fight, you are sadly mistaken,” Bannon said in reference to the media and opposition forces. (Democrats and much of the GOP V) “Every day, it is going to be a fight.”

Yup, they are not going quietly into that good night. It’s up to us to drag them kicking, screaming and banging their sippy cups on their highchairs out the door.

 

Mexico is worried about insulting remarks about Mexico!

pleasant  pleasanter

Oh wait, not that. They’re upset that we’re planning on ignoring their input on which of our laws we should enforce.

 

The Puffhos made a huge, jourolistical error the other day. They did not toe the lefty line. Bad tool!

An author at HuffPo wrote a post, “Trump is Absolutely Right About Sweden.” It was a huge hit, shared almost 10,000 times while it was live:…

But then it was removed…

(If you care V)… But Google Cache saved it (also archived), and here it is:

As you can see, they fixed it! Down the memory hole!

They understand the purpose of jourolism is to bring down enemies of our totally tolerant masters… elected leaders!

 

EUnuchstanian priorities!

Geert Wilders convicted of hate crimes!

The leader of the anti-immigration Freedom Party was convicted of discrimination and inciting hatred over a 2014 incident in which he led supporters to chant that they wanted “Fewer! Fewer! Fewer!” Moroccans in the Netherlands.

I can understand, they’re such pillars of the Dutch community what with their tolerance and love of all!

Geert Wilders in hiding because totally tolerant, misunderstood Dutch immigrants want to kill him for his views and they keep trying.

A Dutch secret service agent who was part of the team responsible for protecting Geert Wilders, the frontrunner in next month’s election, has been suspended on suspicion of leaking details to a criminal organization, the secret service said on Wednesday…

Secret Service chief Erik Akerboom said he could not confirm the man’s identity but confirmed media reports he has a “Moroccan background”.

Doesn’t he understand that they only become violent because of him? I mean, he likes his totally intolerant country and they want it to be Islamically tolerant! It’s all his fault!

 

Danish priorities.

Danish man who burned a Koran charged under blasphemy laws.

 

That law was from back when they believed in Christianity. Now they believe in idiotic leftism so the only religion that you cannot blaspheme is Islam (they call it “hate” when you blaspheme against idiotic leftism).

Danish Imam calls for death and murder.

The imam is also seen advocating an eye-for-an-eye policy and saying: ‘If someone kills a Muslim, then they should be killed.’

He tells his pupils that if anyone abandoned their religion they, too, should be killed.

In July 2014, Ismail again sparked controversy after another video appeared of him calling upon God to ‘destroy the Zionist Jews.’

Important Dutch are “shocked!” there’s hate going on in that mosque.

Social Democrats spokesman Dan Jorgensen told TV2: ‘This is deeply, deeply unacceptable. That there are even people like this that have these kinds of ideas is insane.’

And Marcus Knuth from the ruling Venstre party told the broadcaster: ‘What is so shocking is that there are so many cases involving this mosque and that they just keep coming. That is almost the worst thing – that they haven’t learned anything and still practise these types of things and encourage this Stone Age behaviour.’

They don’t care enough to close the mosque, the Germans charged him with hate crimes, and they fined him! Almost $2000!!!!!! I bet it took 4 Dutch welfare checks to pay that fine!

I love Brave Comics!!!!!!!!! Especially the pic of the totally brave and non-hate-filled erstwhile comediette Sarah Silverman.

Sex, death, race, religion — seemingly nothing’s off-limits to comedians. Only one subject seems taboo, even for the likes of Louis C.K. and Chris Rock: the Holocaust…

People told me I had a great idea and I should let them know when [other] people invested,” she says of her film, which premieres March 3 and focuses on humor in and out of the Nazi concentration camps.

They’re going to make Holocaust jokes now and will revel in the opprobrium heaped on their brave heads!!!! They’re showing the uptights what’s what and who’s who!

Jokes on Islam you ask? That’s not taboo, that’s not funny!

tolerance

When you can make fun Mohamed (without calling him “The Prophet”) get back to me. Until then, yawn.

Oh, and fuck you you hypocritical, whiny, willfully ignorant bitches with your “bravery” and idiocy.

 

ESPN where racist go to spew racism!

So a white guy criticized Magic Johnson (without ever mentioning race, just competence)

“What you’ve got here, though, is a testament to the power of fame. And a testament to the power of a modicum of charm,” Le Batard said. “Because Magic Johnson is charming. But Magic Johnson was given a late-night television show because he’s famous and charming. Failed in 11 shows. Magic Johnson was given a head coaching job of the Lakers because he’s famous and charming. Failed in 16 games. Magic Johnson, not interesting as a broadcaster, given broadcasting opportunity after broadcasting opportunity, because he’s famous and charming.

“And now, he gets to run the entire Lakers organization because he’s famous and charming. But he wasn’t good at any of those jobs I just mentioned, and he got all of those jobs, bypassing a whole lot of people who are more qualified, because he’s famous and charming.”

So black guys at ESPN know that “famous and charming” is codeword for “nigger”.

“I’m going to read between the lines, I’m going to read between the lines on this one,” he said. “To me, he saying because he’s a black dude, that’s the way I look at it …”

While fellow host Jorge Sedano countered Keyshawn Johnson’s accusation, repeatedly trying to assure him he knows Le Batard and he’s not a racist, two more sports celebrities chimed in and supported Johnson.

Mychal Thompson, a former teammate of Magic Johnson’s on the Lakers in the late ’80s and early ’90s, called in to the show to shoot down Sedano’s counter-claims.

“Sedano, you’re pissing me off. You gotta stop defending this Le Batard,” Thompson said. “How dare he question Magic’s credentials and qualifications, when this man is a basketball genius. What does he want? … That ticked me off when I heard that, I’m with you, Key, that was some kind of veiled racist comment there.”

I just ignore sports commentary on TV anymore, they’ve gone the “I’m a fucking asshole” route like Jim Rome or Michael something Smith added into the racism and Obama tongue-baths for the last 8 years it just makes for unwatchable TV.

 

Someone was paying attention.

In the never-before-released footage, Chung described how he feared for his life after he publicly admitted to funneling money from Chinese officials to President Bill Clinton’s 1996 reelection campaign.

He also claimed Democrats pressured him to stay silent about his dealings with the Clintons and said the FBI tried to enlist him in a sting against a top Chinese general at a Los Angeles airport.

 

I just hope Trump and Sessions are paying attention too because we know the Dept. of “Justice” is still uninterested in going after Clintons for their felonious behavior. We watched this happen in real time in the 90s and our fine media betters were totally uninterested so the DO”J” could safely ignore it.

 

One of the reasons I don’t fit in that often is that I look at what I think is right without worrying about what other people think I should think.

Here is a good example. Why were people bashing Maxine Waters for the one exemplary thing she’s ever done?

Maxine Waters admits lying to get Social Security card (you can add as many exclamation points as you deem necessary, I had 23 but deleted them)

I saw that and thought, “She’s an illegal alien?”

Waters, one of 13 children, said, “We were all looking for jobs during the summer.

“We would put our ages up. I was about 14 years old and I lied, said I was 16 so I could get a Social Security card.”

She was a hard-working teenager.

I’m not sure what happened to her between then and now (I’m guessing the Democratic Party), but that’s the one thing I would praise that hateful, hate-filled bitch for.

So good for you Maxine Waters, you dishonest, willfully ignorant and stupid fuckhead!

 

In conclusion, I had no idea Tard Dog was even in Alaska. I thought he was just sleeping on the other side of the cactus.

tard-dog-in-alaska

In his defense, they were really good cupcakes.

 

 

 
{deleted part of the ESPN part above I thought I had deleted before I posted. it was mostly profane. I don’t like racist assholes]
 

I didn’t think it was possible, but it’s even more stupider out there.

Above the post, 2 minutes later Stupidity I forgot about!!!!

So..Real or Satire?

President Hillary Rodham Clinton
NEWS FROM THE REAL AMERICA, WHERE THE MAJORITY RULES

Check it out, I keep leaning toward “Real”, but it’s really fucking stupid so it seems that much idiocy would be on purpose.

YMMV.

Now, back to our post in its entirety!

wile-e-journolist

Yeah, I need P-shop lessons. Or… I need a version of P-shop from this century.

Let’s start with the Wash Post, fakenewser and willful idiot extraordinaire!!!!

Add up these two elements and you get a troubling question: Will the Trump administration’s crackdown on leaks include journalists as well as their sources?

You know, like Obama.

Our fine minitrue betters are idiots who think we’re even more stupider.

 

Now this one could be stupidity or just smug dishonesty, Schumer does both very well.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer cited an Associated Press report that claimed the President Trump’s administration was considering using 100,000 National Guard members to round up illegal immigrants.

I’m gonna go with ‘smug dishonesty’, his is a piece of shit after all.

 

I think I’m going to run out of Wash Post articles this month, they’ve been very stupid what with all the drama-queening, so let’s look at this bit of probably fake news.  Apparently, the Norks are coming to America to have talks with “former officials”.

The State Department has not approved the North Koreans’ visas for the talks, which would take place in New York within the next few weeks.

That’s why I think it’s fake news. But this is the bit that makes me wonder.

The planned talks are being organized by Donald S. Zagoria of the National Committee on American Foreign Policy, who served as a consultant on Asia during the Carter administration…

I can see Trump telling the Norks to go talk to “those assholes”. Then, he gets to get the media to start freaking out, taking the Norks side against Trump. That’ll be funny.

 

Well-Hated Pol Is Doing Well In French Polls!

Marine Le Pen gained ground on her rivals for the French election as she benefits from concerns about security while other candidates trained their fire on independent front-runner Emmanuel Macron.

Huh, I wonder why that is.  She’s hated by all the right people!

French far-right leader Marine Le Pen has refused to go into a meeting with Lebanon’s grand mufti after being asked to wear a headscarf.

Yeah, “asked”, we’ll go with that. ‘Let’s pretend their religion does not consign women to second-class status.

Which leads to EUnuchs wondering what to do..what to do…

A team of anti-fraud officers entered the building in Nanterre, the Paris suburb, while the 48-year-old Front National leader was on her first ever official visit abroad, in Lebanon.

She had her bodyguard on her EUnuchstanian payroll. I figure it’s what’s done by all the right (left) people, but she’s upsetting their applecart so…

They think their serfs are stupid.

 

Speaking of fake news and having low opinions of their serfs, Minitrue and their favored pols!

A Dem rep is suing to get the picture of cops as pigs put back up in the Capitol. Cuz Dems are all about supporting the police!

But this is more about Fake Newser and Mintrue outlet in good standing, The Hill.

Rep. Lacy Clay (D-Mo.) will file a federal lawsuit on Tuesday against the Architect of the Capitol for removing a constituent’s painting that depicted police officers as animals from the Capitol complex.

They write “animals” because they’re trying to obfuscate the hate involved in a putting up a picture of cops as pigs in our nation’s capitol building.

Hateful assholes. Both Dem Rep and Minitrue asshole.

 

Speaking of hateful assholes, let’s take time out for this hate-crime.

A leading girls’ school has drawn up a “gender identity protocol” that allows pupils to be called by boys’ names and to wear boys’ clothes if they request it.

So…they’re letting boys go to their girl’s school? They’re basing gender on genitalia rather than what the person identifies as!

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hate-Crime!!!!!!!!!!

 

Or is this the hate crime?

take-away-her-ant-farm

I’m going with option B.

 

MP had the post yesterday about a moron on a roll (not a kaiser!), I forget where I saw the story, but I scrolled down and got to this post.

The set-up

…a man who had been banging a number of women lamented that every woman he encountered was a Cenobite, one of Clive Barker’s seekers of pain through pleasure. They would say “choke me until I pass out, hit me, spank me until I bleed, cut me…” They would demand ever-greater excesses, because they were unable to feel pleasure if it did not include pain. He didn’t care — all he wanted was to get laid, so he’d do whatever they asked of him — but he didn’t understand why women were this way, or why he could find so few who weren’t like this. He seemed to have a sense that things were not always this way.

In my DJ career, I have spent a great deal of time in communities and scenes that normal folks would regard as underground. For many years, I DJed BDSM parties, Fetish events, and the like. I’ve DJed warehouses and clubs with no names, buried in the wreckage of abandoned industrial parks. The marketplace of sex is one which I know exceedingly well. I’ve been DJing these scenes for the better part of 20 years….

 

The point

Go on social media, and you will see SJWs telling us that Nazis are everywhere, that they are evil, and foul, and legion. They are in the White House, they are on Youtube, they are on Twitter, they are in Video Games. Nazis, everywhere. And so they march out into the streets, the Black Bloc, Antifascists engaging in what Tom Kratman calls a bit of political theater (not unlike Fascists once did).

But at the end of a long week of fighting the cisnormative heteropatriarchy, they come to be beaten by men dressed as Nazis, to the gritty beats of loud Industrial music in the depths of an Industrial park.

I’d say the only problem I have with his posts is that I have a short attention span, reading posts that long isn’t my gig.

 

I love this one. It’s talking about our fine “conservative’ betters.

The other day, Bill Kristol took to twitter to announce his support for a coup against President Trump. Kristol has become fond of this sort of thing, leading some to wonder if he has lost his marbles. Alternatively, it could just be a lonely old man looking for attention as no one seems to care about his opinions these days.

We all saw his, “Let’s coup against the elected POTUS!!” tweet.

It is often argued that the appeal of politics is that it allows people to gain power and wealth, without having to invent a better mousetrap or figure out a better way to build a mousetrap. The reality is that the main attraction for guys like Kristol is they see punditry and commentary as fields where there is no right answer. Science, math, business, these are fields with right answers and more important, wrong answers. In the productive world, wrong answers have consequences.

 

Exactly. They went to the right schools so they don’t need to be correct, they only needto be smugly condescending and act as if they’ve never been wrong.

 

One of the funniest lines from Futurama was Leela saying the situation was like a fairy tale, the other person said, “Sure, if you think getting drugged and kidnapped is a fairy tale”, Leela said something like, “Well, yes.”

silence-of-the-dwarves

 

 

Trump Says, All Your Safe Space Are Belong To Us!

 

Via Paco.

 

Some of the Trump-haters have resorted to saying the stupidest liess about Trump, it’s so bad I don’t even bother clicking on stories about some stupid thing Trump did because the stories have all fallen apart as soon as I start reading them. It gets boring weeding my way through hate-fantasies so it’s probably gonna be a long time before I bother doing anything but pointing and laughing a lot.

First, this isn’t stupid I’m just curious, has anybody heard about rioting in Romania?

The left-wing government had scrapped the controversial decree that would have shielded many politicians from prosecution for corruption. But protesters are still brandishing banners, waving flags and blowing whistles and vuvuzela horns. They say they believe the government is still not to be trusted, with many chanting “Resign! Resign!”

“They are corrupt. We want justice. … The government will still try something [with the decree],” Emma, 24, one of around 250,000 protesters that media estimated were in downtown Bucharest, told the news agency Agence France-Presse.

Sounds very Trumpian. I wish them luck, with Trump they might even get some help from America.

 

On to stupidity, like this idiotic article from Mother Jones (Puppy blender link)

in many ways, the story of Keith Ellison is the story conservatives wanted to believe about another cerebral African American community organizer from the Midwest—Barack Obama.

No, that’s the way nitwit lefties such as Mother Jones think conservatives viewed Obama.

I do like the way they call them both “cerebral”. If you keep repeating The Big Lie, people will believe it.

 

Am I gonna have to make fun of another Clinton now? At least this one is nearly as stupid as she is corrupt. (in defense of that, she’s really corrupt)

Chelsea Clinton took to Twitter on Tuesday to express her outrage at a CNN interview with Rep. Sean Duffy (R., Wis.), who said terror attacks carried out by the Islamic State pose more of a threat than those conducted by white terrorists.

 

I am surprised she’s admitting that we need to treat those Berkeley and NYU terrorists very harshly.

 

Doug M doing a drudgetaposition.

• “The future is female” — Whatzername
All senate Ds and two Rs (both females) vote against a female for a cabinet position.

Love the title, What’s New PussyHat. Which made me realize that all Tom Jones songs have fewer than 8 lyrics and yet, I like most of them.

 

Lefty Fight Club Teaches Lefties To Beat Up Righties!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, they have the wrong picture to illustrate the article. We here at DPUD have managed to obtain an exclusive photo inside this fightin’ d’oh-jo.

boxing-class

Diversity Is Strength!

 

Which of these is supposed to be funny?

First

Former Vice President Joe Biden has been officially named a University professor, Penn President Amy Gutmann announced Tuesday…

Under the title of “Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor,”…Biden (yes, Joe Biden)

But here’s the wildcard, he’s a professor, but…

He will not be teaching classes,”

Second 

The military and intelligence communities have been instructed that national security briefings for President-elect Donald Trump are to be restricted to 140 characters or fewer, according to sources familiar with the matter.

jcs-tweet

 

Third, a saddened Navy says goodbye to Obama’s Sec of the Navy

In news that has every sailor and Marine in the Department of the Navy literally wailing with inconsolable grief, President Trump recently announced the nomination of a former soldier to be the next Secretary of the Navy, thus officially replacing the “greatest naval hero of the last century,” Ray Mabus….

While serving for eight years as the 75th Secretary of the Navy, Mabus was held in the highest regard by the sailors and Marines he led.

Such near hero-worship was due to his wildly popular orders like gender-neutralizing the Navy’s rank and ratings system, naming warships after progressive social justice icons, forcing the integration of women into combat roles and onto submarines despite idiotic “concerns” from admirals and generals who had only 35 or 40 years of experience, and also trying to fuel every ship and aircraft in the fleet with patchouli oil.

 

So… first, second, third or all three?

 

A post-mortem of the election

Via a not so lonely libertarian, we see this.

compare-and-contrast

What were we doing nearly 8 years ago?

Getting totally sick of Obama pre-empting prime-time TV every other day while not keeping any of his campaign promises at all.

What are we doing now?

Laughing our asses off as Trump works his way through his campaign promises while Minitrue and the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party freaks the fuck out.

McCain emerges as Trump’s top Republican nemesis in Congress!!!!

Well, McCain and little lord graham

IBD asks if people are going to keep freaking out every time Trump keeps a campaign promise.

Yes, yes they will.

Concerned members of the media claim that President Donald Trump is abusing them psychologically in order to drive them insane, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.

Pundits say that Trump and his henchman are “gaslighting” them, taking a cue from a Teen Vogue article that CNN’s Don Lemon called “hard hitting.” The term comes from the 1944 movie Gaslight, where a malevolent husband (Charles Boyer) tricks his wife (Ingrid Bergman) into believing she is nuts.

“[Gaslighting is] a form of psychological abuse where the victim is manipulated to doubt their own sanity,” said Lauren Duca, author of the Teen Vogue article.

“Is Donald Trump gaslighting us?” asked CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. “Does he know what gaslighting means?”

 

Now, the whole, “He’s being mean to us!!!!” is funny enough but Teen Vogue? Seriousfuckingly? Teen Vogue?

Jebus. Teen Vogue. It’s gonna take me a minute to get past that.

Okay, I’m back.

Another hilarious thing is that this surprises all the Elite Of Our Society!!!

Most voters approve of President Trump’s temporary halt to refugees and visitors from several Middle Eastern and African countries until the government can do a better job of keeping out individuals who are terrorist threats.

So what you’re saying is that the people who elected Trump because they hoped he meant what he said are happy he meant what he said and is doing it?

Whodathunkthat?

 

This next bit is one of my favorites of the Trump Era. Since acting morally-superior and condescending didn’t work during the election, let’s double down. That’s sure to work!

They’ve obviously never heard the truism that you don’t reinforce defeat.

Since Social Justice Warmongering worked so well for the NFL this year (even playoff ratings tumbled), Annheuser Busch decides to explain to me that there is more than one reason I don’t want to drink their shitty beers.

 

The obvious subtext is that if you’re against illegal immigration and importing terrorists, you’re against ‘Murica.

Trump’s 2020 re-election committee is hard at work. The best part? They’re pretty much the same people who financed his 2016 campaign.

 

 

When Will I Fucking Learn?

Posted: January 26, 2017 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Liberal FAIL, minitrue madness

Seriously, no matter how often I show Minitrue to be a bunch of lying sacks of shit, I still trust them!?!?!?!

Important Update! Original post moved below the fold!!!

I misread the twitter thing.

 

Assuming the Hill is accurate, it’s not “Business as usual”, it’s even more awesome than I imagined.

They didn’t quit.

In a statement, acting State Department spokesman Mark Toner said all of the politically appointed officers were asked to submit letters of resignation, something he said was typical in a transition.

“Of the officers whose resignations were accepted, some will continue in the Foreign Service in other positions, and others will retire by choice or because they have exceeded the time limits of their grade in service,” Toner said in the statement.

I’ve had to let out the crotches on all  my pants.

More.

 

It’s the single biggest simultaneous departure of institutional memory that anyone can remember, and that’s incredibly difficult to replicate,” David Wade, who served as State Department chief of staff under Secretary of State John Kerry, told The Post.

Earlier this year, it emerged that Trump’s team had asked all politically-appointed U.S. ambassadors to clear out of their posts by Inauguration Day, in what was seen as a break with precedent.

Unh, unh, unh……aaahhhhhhh.

Where were we? Oh yeah. I reversed the order on the above quotes, but I felt that had more…oooompfff.

There’s just so much win in there.

Semi-related, the Border Patrol guy who QUIT GUYS!!!!!, wasn’t hired

Approximately 6 months ago, CBP Commissioner Gil R. Kerlikowske officially announced the hiring (appointment) of Mark Morgan, one of the Obama Administration’s top risers within the FBI. Morgan is the same FBI Agent that a number of congressional offices believe “scrubbed” FBI training manuals of information that would have been damning to the agency and the Administration. Chief Morgan is a disgrace to the Border Patrol.

 

He was ‘appointed’, via pen and phone I assume. Too bad there’s a different set of feet on that desk these days.

 

(more…)

For every action there’s an equal and stupid reaction.

Peggy Noonan is still upset we didn’t vote for Jeb!.  (and even more upset that exclamation point is sarcastic)

Here she is whining about Trump saying nice things to Teh Peepul and mean things to our betters.

He presented himself not as a Republican or a conservative but as a populist independent. The essential message: Remember those things I said in the campaign? I meant them. I meant it all.

She’s not used to that. All right-thinking pols know you say anything to get elected and then can safely ignore teh peepul until the next election.

Normally a new president has someone backing him up, someone publicly behind him. Mr. Obama had the mainstream media—the big broadcast networks, big newspapers, activists and intellectuals, pundits and columnists of the left—the whole shebang. He had a unified, passionate party. (You forgot the Look At The Great Creases! folks like you V)

Mr. Trump in comparison has almost nothing. The mainstream legacy media oppose him, even hate him, and will not let up. The columnists, thinkers and magazines of the right were mostly NeverTrump; some came reluctantly to support him.

His party is split or splitting. The new president has gradations of sympathy, respect or support from exactly one cable news channel, and some websites.

He really has no one but those who voted for him.

And the more you assholes talk the more people realize that all we have on our side is Trump.

 

Nother minitrue-mistake! that somehow made Spicer look bad. They dowdified a quote (cut it short to change the meaning).

I’m sure they’re sorry about it. Not sorry enough to stop lying, just sorry about getting caught.

 

Fakenewsers just don’t get it.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s job running the State Department just got considerably more difficult. The entire senior level of management officials resigned Wednesday, part of an ongoing mass exodus of senior foreign service officers who don’t want to stick around for the Trump era.

No, his job just got easier, it was going to be very hard to fire all those anti-American assholes. The more quit the fewer he has to fire or ‘promote’ to his super-important think-tank! that thinks and can’t do.

 

I’m gonna get on a watch list I’m buying so much saltpeter for my simple, chronic boner.

 

Environmental Protection Agency employees have not accepted Donald Trump’s victory and are still “coming to work in tears” more than two months after the election.

“At EPA headquarters, the mood remains dark,” ProPublica reported Wednesday. “A longtime career communications employee said in a phone interview Tuesday that more than a few friends were ‘coming to work in tears’ each morning as they grappled with balancing the practical need to keep their jobs with their concerns for the issues they work on.”

 

I knew it would be good, but I didn’t realize how good.

 

Of course, the bureaucracy is going to be in a war with Trump for so long as he is POTUS.

Government employees from more than a dozen federal agencies in the United States have opened rogue Twitter accounts, concerned by what they see as President Trump’s attempts to stifle government scientific research and scale back the country’s Obama-era commitments to combating climate change.

I look forward to many, many, many, “You’re Fired!”s.

 

I’m not sure why the DNC is auditioning for Trump Re-Election folks, but there it is.

 

Keep America Great!

 

Someone tell Hollywood you only need to tithe, throwing $hundreds of millions away is not really a smart way to honor your religious beliefs.

Universal has won a heated bidding war to pick up the rights to Little America, a futuristic adventure movie that has Michael Bay and his Platinum Dunes on board to produce….

Described by sources as a “sci-fun” story rather than “sci-fi,” the tale is set in a dystopian future where a Donald Trump-like president has bankrupted America and China has called in its debts.

Geez, they picked the stupidest religion. I do find it hilarious that they claim Trump is going to bankrupt America. Obama and the fine GOP-led Congress already have that covered.

Now if they had us start blowing up Chinese armies when they call in their debts, that movie might actually make money. Too bad they won’t do that. China is paying for it after all.

 

Remember the vid of the kid proud of starting a fire at the We Hate Amerikkka riots the other day?  That was Drew Carey’s kid.

Jebus, didn’t he used to be a fucking libertarian?  What the fuck is wrong with the drugs in Hollywood?

 

In, There’s No Proof Of Voter Fraud (right Shep?) News.

This link has links to others talking about how illegal aliens vote all the time.

This one shows that the Green Party’s scam/recount effort uncovered plenty of voter fraud (just regular Dem voter fraud, probably not illegals)

In Michigan, where Trump has been certified the winner in spite of Stein’s efforts, Wayne County (Detroit), where Clinton overwhelmingly won, has come under fire explicitly due to the recount. Turns out in 37 percent of the Detroit precincts more votes were cast than the number of people who showed up to the polls to vote. No one would have noticed if not for the personal enrichment recall scheme of the former Green Party presidential candidate.

Oh man can I not wait until people like Shep, who declared that Foxnews Knows Of No Evidence Of Voter Fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yesterday, have to talk about all the Democrat-Party-Bought-And-Paid-For Voter Fraud!.

That’s gonna be funny.

 

So….they raised the minimum wage and restaurants are closing!?!?!?!!?!?!? Shouldn’t that have increased jobs?

Upward of 60 restaurants around the Bay Area have closed since the start of September alone, with many citing difficulties like the cost of finding and keeping good employees, rising rents, new requirements for providing health care and sick leave, and doing it all while competing with the slew of new dining options.

Kudos for mentioning Obamacare and other Dem stupidities, but notice the elephant not in the room.

They have some stuff about how stupid people talk about minimum wage increases being responsible, but they let you know that’s crazy-talk.

Being a lefty means never admitting that you’re wrong. Especially to yourself.

 

At Paco’s the other day, commenter MikeW, mentioned that there’s a grain of truth in most Duffelblog posts.

Case in point.

A new plan touted by President Donald Trump to end the nearly six-year-long Syrian Civil War has reportedly stalled after the president and his staff realized they did not have enough different colors and (Risk V) pieces to represent all the different factions in the country, sources confirmed today…

Trump had planned to use a single colored army to represent “all the Syrians,” sources say, but he was apparently foiled once he realized there was no brown army. Instead, he began using blue for American forces, red for Russian, black for ISIS, gray for rebels, green for Turkey, and yellow for Kurds.

However, he realized there were not enough colors after the CIA presented a list of 12 former and current Al Qaeda affiliates that were also fighting inside the country, along with at least 30 other non-governmental tribes, armies, militias and terror groups.

Too many scorpions in that bucket.

This one gets to me.

Advisers from the Department of Defense have been trying in vain to persuade Trump to take a more nuanced and academically rigorous view of the conflict. So far they have only been successful in convincing him that “taking Australia on turn one and sitting on the Indonesian bottleneck until we can build up our forces” would be a terrible idea.

 

I always fall for that.

 

 

Are those really my sockpuppets? I don’t remember writing those posts, but then, the 80s pretty well destroyed my short, long and medium term memory.

Eh, let’s tube. (again?)

But Cuba has universal literacy!!!!!!!! Like most lefty-pushed, Everybody-Knows-That things, it’s not so much true as TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have often heard or read about the supposed Cuban “culture and education,” a fabulous academic record based on official Cuban statistics and, of course, the Cuban Revolution and its (literally) ashen leader…

I had occasion to show her several categorical examples of the very renown solid and expansive Cuban culture.

Beyond the filthy and cracked streets, the mounds of rubble and the containers of overflowing debris, which by themselves speak of the peculiar conception of the hygiene and health culture in the Cuban capital, posters everywhere overflowed, plagued by spelling mistakes: “we have striped coconut” [rayado means striped, rallado, grated] read a sign at a market on Sites street; “Mixed coffee” [misspelled mesclado, should be mezclado] offered another ad on a menu board in a private coffee shop; “forbidden to throw papers on the floor” [proibido instead of prohibido] on a sign a bit further on.

 

Is it a misspelling if our social, moral, political and intellectual betters say it’s not?

 

Current Dutch PM  says

As the Netherlands prepares for general elections in March, Prime Minister Mark Rutte has written and published an open letter urging anyone who cannot respect Dutch customs to leave the country….

We feel a growing discomfort when people abuse our freedom here to spoil things, while they just come to our country for that freedom,” Rutte wrote. “I understand that people think if you so fundamentally reject our country, I prefer that you leave. Act normally, or leave.”

 

That’s the guy who’s running against Geert Wilders (Parliamentarian system so that’s sorta “fake but accurate”), who was convicted of a hate crime for saying they need fewer immigrants.

That’s a funny formulation. Now, most people think what he meant is that immigrants who don’t like Dutch customs should leave, but if our fine, political betters over here are any guide, he means that Dutch people should leave cuz they’re all hatey and stuff. That’s why we have Trump and they have Wilders.

 

I’m linking lefty liar sites a lot lately, but they’re just so stupid and funny. Let’s look at Fake News Extraordinaire, The Wash Post!, for a little bit of “I didn’t do it!”

The traditional way of reporting on a president is dead. And Trump’s press secretary killed it.

No, it’s entirely your fault, you lied, hide(d) and cried (wolf) and now, you’re paying the price.

They could start reporting nothing but the truth in a non-slanted way and it would probably take 2-4 years of all of the lying assholes doing that before anybody would trust them.

 

Via Cold Fury, we find Sultan Knish (mmmmm…knishes!!1) being all sultany.

Day 1 is more than just a day. It’s the end of an era. It’s the end of Obama.

Berlin, November, 1989. Moscow, August, 1991. Washington D.C., January, 2017. That’s the closest you can come to describing it. It’s the fall of an evil empire. There are breaths of fresh air as the cleansing rain washes away eight years of oppression, lies and corruption into the sewers of the city.

 

Now that’s hope for change!

 

Now, normally I don’t link hate sites, but the SPLC has one of the funniest things you’ll see all….uhhhh…… well, it’s funny.

Julie Kirchner, the former executive director of the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR), has been named chief of staff at U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), the largest federal law enforcement agency of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

 

That it pisses off the SPLC is surely a sign that’s all about teh awesome. FAIR is an anti-illegal organization and the only lefty-approved stance is pro-illegal immigration.

I’m still waiting for Trump to appoint Ron Paul to the Fed.

 

Speaking of hating haters who hate, Chuck, I’m the smarmiest, smuggest, most ignorantly dishonest fuckhead in the Senate, Schumer!

Chuck Schumer is proving to be the New York version of Harry Reid. He’s slimy, despicable and a filthy liar. He also loves to thrown around insults to those in the other party and punk out on his deals. Schumer had a deal with Republicans to confirm Mike Pompeo on Friday, rather than tonight. An unnecessary 72 hour delay. Tom Cotton of Arkansas then confront slimy Schumer on the Senate floor and Schumer insulted Cotton. That proved to be a bad idea. Chuck Schumer, like his untalented fat neice Amy Schumer isn’t a very good actor. Tom Cotton took Schumer to school on the Senate floor after slimy Schumer insulted him.

 

Couldn’t happen to a nicer piece of shit. Hopefully, some Republicans can keep calling him a piece of shit, treating him like a piece of shit and listening to him as much as a piece of shit deserves.

 

Sticking with I clubNY, I’m not posting this because I care,

Hillary Clinton is seriously considering a run for New York mayor, according to a major city political insider, who claims she’s “50-50.”

I’m just posting it for the awesome, suitable for face-cocking, picture.

suitable-for-facecocking

You’re welcome MP!

 

This needs a good, old, Trumpian, “You’re Fired!”

A senior U.S. Secret Service agent posted social-media condemnations of President Trump during the past seven months, including one in which she said she wouldn’t want to “take a bullet” for him.

She explained herself saying she viewed his presidential candidacy as a “disaster” for the country, and especially for women and minorities.

So you’d take one for President I Hate Amerikkka and not for President I Love America? Fuck off. No, really. Fuck off.

Two totally unrelated items!

Pacman Jones, of the Cincinnati Felons….Bengals,  who makes $millions to play a game, says

Police have released the Bengals’ Adam Jones expletive-filled statements to a police sergeant the night he was arrested after an incident at the Millennium Hotel.

In a 20-minute video that shows Jones in the back seat of a Cincinnati police vehicle, Jones repeatedly shouts expletives at Sgt. Jarrod Cotton, who is African-American.

At one point, Jones says: “You a b—- a– n—-r. I hope you die tomorrow.”

 

And totally unrelatedly,

NFL TV viewership fell last season for the first time in four years…

It was the steepest dropoff in viewers in the past 10 years — and only the third down year since 2007.

Fuck em all. Fire Goodell!

 

I’m gonna heartily disagree with this.

THE RISE OF ONLINE FITNESS SERVICES SHOULD WORRY EVERY GYM OWNER.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t work out, I have my standards, but… I know lots of people who do work out and they’re not particularly thin. My sister goes to the gym almost every day, she has to be 20 lbs or more overweight.

I heard from a girl I hadn’t seen in years and we were talking and she talked about all the working out she did. I told a friend about how I was going to meet her and I was worried she’d be all cut and I would be…well…me. He said, “She’s either really fit or overweight and she’s making excuses for it before you see her.”

Option B it was.

So it appears to me that for many people, going to the gym isn’t about going to the gym but being able to say you went to the gym, working out at home doesn’t have the same cachet.

 

You know, some people just have to ruin everything.

A man was spotted beside the street holding a popcorn maker box by officers on patrol.  They stopped to wish the man a “Happy National Popcorn Day”, which was recognized this year on Thursday, January 19.

The man immediately took off.  The officers, now suspecting the package may have been stolen, ran after the man and eventually caught up with him.

$2,700 worth of drugs, including marijuana, was discovered.

Geez, we need popcorn not drugs! The next 4 years are going to be funny enough.

As for “National Popcorn Day” being 1/19, I’m gonna disagree. It started 1/20 and will be continuing for at least 4 years.

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