Archive for the ‘Liberal FAIL’ Category

But I will anyway.

No order today, some of this is from yesterday, it’s just that watching our fine journalistic betters take the most stupid, utterly illogical things and act as if they’re for real got to me yesterday. If all our fine journalistic betters pretend something isn’t utterly idiotic, does that mean it’s not stupid?

Of course not. When people say, “If everybody says one thing and you say another, maybe you’re wrong!” remind them of all the things “everybody knows!” that are just not true. It won’t help, but it might piss them off enough to leave you alone in the future.

 

Let’s get some totally non-partisan CNN out of the way first. Some of you will say, “What liberal media?” but you’d be wrong to say that.

What dishonest, leftist media? is actually the question.

Helpfully illustrated

 

When I saw Trump was going to dump that global worming crap, I was going to post, “Screeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but just couldn’t work up any desire to do so.

Luckily, or unluckily, others spent the time.

Top 10 idiocies!

6. Elon Musk, who runs three companies that all depend to some degree on the idea that carbon dioxide will destroy planet Earth, said he takes America’s removal from this largely symbolic agreement so seriously that he’s going to make up the difference and stop crisscrossing the world in a private jet. Just kidding, he said he’s resigning his symbolic post on a symbolic presidential council.

We always hear about how Exxon/Mobil’s peeps are all anti-global worming but nobody mentions how much global warmmongers make off it.

 

Let’s do a non-idiotic reaction.

The Paris climate agreement is wrong for two reasons:

1 The US Senate did not vote for this treaty, as required by the US Constitution.   In other words, President Obama did not have the authority to put the US into this agreement;

2 The agreement is not enforceable.   It does not require China, the single largest polluter in the world, to play by the rules.    How stupid is that?    Wonder how many industries will move to China after this agreement?

Get out and look out for US workers and, just as importantly, our Constitution.

I hadn’t even thought of that, and I’m a little embarrassed. It’s the Team America! gambit moved to global warmmongering. A murderous dictator, in this case commie Chinese, sucks up to idiot lefties for nefarious purposes. Which nefarious purposes lefties are okay with.

 

Speaking of idiocies involving Trump, Tsar Putin I apparently thought minitrue needed some help and the NY Times is grateful!

Shifting from his previous blanket denials, President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia suggested on Thursday that “patriotically minded” private Russian hackers could have been involved in cyberattacks last year that meddled in the United States presidential election.

They need all the help they can get to damage America enough to bring down a POTUS they don’t like. Getting help from Russians against POTUSes they don’t like is a long and storied tradition amongst our fine, leftist, anti-American citizens!

Let’s give the NY Times a hint about reality and how it’s not gonna change until at least 2021.

 

The Times has a new way to fact-check their own asses. They’ll let social media do it! That way, they’ll get reaction from both sides! That’s gonna be awesome and usher in a new era in awesome journalism!

C’mon, you didn’t believe that “new era” shit, did you?

 

In, Didn’t Charlemagne, Napoleon and Hitler already try that? news,

the European Commission, the EU’s political arm, lays out the roadmap for “completing a genuine financial union” by 2025. The 40-page policy paper calls for “further political integration” as well as a banking union,” and a “more integrated Economic and Fiscal Union”. Furthermore, the document calls for a unified “Euro Area Treasury” to be headed by a powerful “EU Finance Minister,” “who would also be Chair of the Eurogroup.”

The EU policy paper does not see the need for any national ratification or referenda over this irreversible political-economic union paraded as “reform” — making it perhaps the biggest ever power garb by an unelected bureaucracy.

They’re trying to use whine to achieve what force of arms couldn’t.

 

In previous episodes, we watched the French dismantle the Calais land-piracy center

In today’s exciting episode, the totally peaceful immigrants apparently found a new base to pirate from. (In reverse cut n’ pasting style!)

Although the Jungle camp was torn down six months ago, and its 8,000 inhabitants dispersed, immigrants have returned to the port town of Calais again in a bid to hide on a truck and make it to Britain undetected. (The main image shows immigrants attempting to do this in 2015).

British truckers are facing new physical threats from immigrants and asylum seekers gathering at the French port of Calais, site of the notorious ‘Jungle’ refugee camp.

Long distance drivers have asked police for extra protection after being targeted by in a series of “extremely violent” incidents, according to the Daily Mail.

A police source told the newspaper: “They set up roadblocks using dustbins, and then tried to stop lorries heading for England so they could get aboard. Two windscreens were smashed, while another lorry had its tyres punctured. One driver was taken to hospital with face injuries.”

What happens next? Depends on who’s in charge of it. The French aren’t really all that tolerant of different points of view and they really don’t like non-French.

 

Clinton’s lie, it’s what they do.

Although Hillary Clinton boasts a robust 3.6 million Twitter followers, not even a vast right-wing conspiracy would be able to interact with 2 million of them.

According to two popular online measuring tools, no more than 44 per cent of her Twitter fan base consists of real people who are active in using the social media platform.

And at least 15 per cent – more than 544,000 – are completely fake.

 

What I can’t get is why people who aren’t hopeless partisans don’t see that. Or don’t care if they do.

Part of the reason for that has to be the fact that we have to read about this in Brit papers while each while each and every one of our domestic minitrue outlets would be screeeeeeeeeeeeching for days if they found even one fake Trump follower.

 

Related, The Scandal (Our Media) Is Hiding In Plain Sight!

On the other hand, we now know for certain that the Obama administration weaponized the intelligence agencies in order to use them against political opponents, in a manner that is unprecedented, highly dangerous to our democracy, and criminal.

This scandal, which dwarfs anything of which the Trump team is even suspected, has been exposed and lies largely in plain sight for all to see. Yet it has generally been greeted with yawns, if acknowledged at all, by politicians and commentators.

They’re still calling that “unsubstantiated claims by Trump!” for jeepers sake!

 

More news none of our journalists care about!

City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito ducked questions Wednesday about whether she plans to house convicted terrorist Oscar López Rivera at her East Harlem home for the Puerto Rican Day Parade.

That’s a good terrorist, I wonder if we’ll find out next week. Probably not, just because some journalists tried to find out, they won’t push it. It might lead to bad questions asked about re-electing a Democrat.

 

72 different types of terrorists our gov’t is warning us against!

Here is the list of 72 types of Americans that are considered to be ‘potential terrorists’ in official U.S. government documents as of August, 2015. Hopefully this will become a thing of the past as our new President “Drains The Swamp.”

Each listing below is an active link to the original source documentation indicating when and where the listed ‘subversives’ were originally considered a threat:

1. Those that talk about “individual liberties”

2. Those that advocate for states’ rights

3. Those that want “to make the world a better place”

4. “The colonists who sought to free themselves from British rule”

5. Those that are interested in “defeating the Communists”

 

I’m included in that list  43 times. I guess I need more ammo!

62. Anyone that is engaged in “ammunition stockpiling”

Catch .22!

Catch some .45acp, .500 S&W mag and 12 gauge too. You might need it (oops, make that 44 times!)

Via Uncle. 

 

I’m gonna disagree.

WHAT A HARVARD REPORT ON MILLENNIALS AND RELATIONSHIPS FINDS, AFTER 50 YEARS OF FEMINISM: “One is, we are failing … miserably to prepare young people for romantic love, probably the most important thing they will do in life. . . . The second is that there are very high rates of misogyny and sexual harassment.”

ESPN and much of the rest of the Dem media/entertainment political complex pushed endless adolescence on young ‘men’, our schools have spent the last decades wiping out American history, importing too many people from countries where women are property and mainstreaming Bill Clinton’s many sexual predations have been the drivers of the high rates of misogyny.

All of western civ was based on trying to get laid, now men don’t have to work for it.

Why invent the wheel if you can catch a clinton (blow job in feminist terms)  more easily than previous generations held hands?

 

Who didn’t see this coming?

Doughnuts were delivered Wednesday by drone to Denver’s mayor and the city’s police and fire departments in an event that provided a glimpse into what companies hope will be a quick, inexpensive way to get merchandise to customers.

Legalized weed leads to munchies.

 

Not sure if they can blame weed for this, but it’s surely tempting.

Bill C-16, An Act to amend the Canadian Human Rights Act and the Criminal Code (gender identity or expression), has cleared the Senate Legal and Constitutional Affairs Committee and will shortly come to a vote. Along the way, opponents have argued that including pronoun protections is a threat to “free speech.”

What the fuck is “pronoun protection?” you ask? You really shouldn’t have.

Learning to say “they” for one person undeniably takes some extra effort. But it’s rather like learning to pronounce and use someone else’s culturally unfamiliar (to you) name in everyday speech. This takes repetition, trial and error. A note to self, a bit of practice, a few gentle reminders, and, voila: You’re on your way. Saying “they” is no big deal, really, but it feels like being compelled because you have to try.

Now, if someone wants me to call them “they”, so long as they ask politely I’ll do it. When I’m talking to them. I probably won’t call them “they” when I’m not talking to them. Except to say, “That idiot wants me to call it ‘they’, do you believe that?”

I stopped using the newest edition of the Newspeak dictionary back when “black” changed to “African-American”.

It’s not a lefty-approved article pushing a point of view without some strawmen. Let’s look at one!

C-16’s opponents object to the extra effort that gender-neutral pronouns entail. Crucially, this means they also object to any extra effort to use any pronoun, even she or he.

Yeah, no. The opponents are against some assholes controlling their speech. It’s not all that hard to figure out, it’s almost as easy as winning an argument where you control both sides!

It’s sorta funny, as they’re worrying about people having uncontrolled speech, they’re paying $200,000 for a rubber ducky.

A giant rubber duck coming to Brockville this summer as part of the Ontario government’s celebrations of Canada’s 150th anniversary has taxpayers taking a bath, says a provincial politician.

What is the obsession with rubber duckies? Are they just trying to recreate their childhood?

At least one Ontario parliamentarian has a good observation.

Ontario PC MPP Vic Fedeli said the $200,000 duck tour – more than half of it covered by Ontario – is a sure sign of a government with “messed up” priorities.

As they’re trying to stop free speech they’re paying $200k for a duck. Although, that might be in Canadian ‘dollars’, so not real money.

 

Okay, I see people freaking out over this.

Some online retailers have been selling oak galls, which are nests that house wasp eggs before they hatch, and touting them as a natural way of cleaning female genitals.

Deservedly so. I mean, what other sort of idiocies do you have to believe if you’re willing to stick a wasp’s nest up your hoo-ha?

A voice of sanity

“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.”

Alas, the voices of sanity are called crazy in our enlightened age.

 

News from each and every time a T-Mobile worker worked on someone’s phone that had a sex video!

A T-Mobile employee from Florida landed in jail Friday after he allegedly emailed himself a sexually explicit video he found on a female customer’s phone, news station WFTS reported.

And Sprint and AT&T and Verizon and Geek Squad and…. c’mon people. Of course they’re going to root around to see your porn.

I will say that T-Mobile must be hopelessly backward if he had to email it cuz he didn’t have a memory stick or whatever they’re calling them these days.

As for the point, there’s a reason 93% of the intertubes is porn and the other 7% links to it and it rhymes with luman lature.

 

People just don’t seem to realize that actions have consequences.

Around 10:00 AM, Mr. Smith moved a few hundred meters away from his friends in order to put on a fake shark fin and pull a prank on them.

He started swimming towards the beach with only the fin emerging from the water, provoking an instant reaction from the local fishermen.

Dude thought it would be hilarious to scare everyone. He’s used to being surrounded by snowflakes I’d guess, people who would run away.

Alas, and even alack!, he wasn’t on a NY Times approved beach.

More than a dozen fishing boats filled with men armed with harpoons encircled the young man only 20 meters away from his friends.

It was all fun and games until the harpoons came out! I’m gonna guess this is a little white lie.

They fired dozens of projectiles in his direction and speared him a total of nine times before they realized their mistake.

Yeah, I’d bet at least one kept firing even after he saw it was an idiot. An American idiot. You know, like Greenday.

 

Paco had a Sunday Funny post with a link that had this.

About 2,500 years ago, Hanno the Navigator became one of the first Europeans to see a band of gorillas…

So when he found an island full of gorillas, he figured that they were just the funniest-looking group of people yet. Hanno wrote that he’d found “savage people, the greater part of whom were women…(emphasis me V)

He and his men tried to introduce themselves to the gorillas, but the gorillas weren’t too communicative.

Since they specifically mentioned women, and since they were sailors who hadn’t seen a woman for a long time, I found it hilarious thinking about Hanno and his buds trying to sweet talk one of the gorilla honeys into bed.

I shouldn’t have laughed.

 

 

 

When is the end of the world?

May 31st!

 

Mega-Earthquake!

You have to love people who look on the bright side, but until then, we’re stuck with now.

 

See, this guy is a pessimist, I can respect that but I have much more faith in our fine media betters.

Media Reach Peak Meltdown Over Comey Memo, Russian Disclosure
Fresh pair of Trump controversies has press demanding impeachment, suggesting people will die

I’d say we ain’t seen nothing yet.

 

How can I say that? According to the NY Times,

The ceremony occurred in the Blue Room of the White House, where many senior law enforcement officials — including the Secret Service director — had gathered. Mr. Comey — who is 6 feet 8 inches tall and was wearing a dark blue suit that daytold Mr. Wittes that he tried to blend in with the blue curtains in the back of the room, in the hopes that Mr. Trump would not spot him and call him out. (emphasis me V, cuz the picture that brings to mind is just so fucking funny.)

That’s right, they’re claiming the FBI director was afraid of Trump and tried to hide from him by wearing camouflage. No, they really wrote that, I’m not making it up. I’m not that creative. I might have said he was hiding but the wearing camouflage is just that extra touch I’m not sure I have.

Seriously, if you’d just click the link you’d be more stupider but at least then you’d know that, unlike the NY Times, I’m telling the truth.

 

WTF is going on at the Free Beacon? Another Concerned Conservative bashing Trump for his twitting at twits.

The man can’t help himself. I’m speaking of course of our president, Donald Trump, whose talents at marketing and publicity brought him wealth and fame and, at the age of 70, the highest political office in the nation…

And this Concerned Conservative is On The Job!

His desire to convey an image of speed and determination has resulted in executive orders stopped by judicial intervention

You mean where they judge-shopped, found some assholes who would go against settled law because they didn’t like Trump? That judicial intervention? Jackass.

a legislature that is quarrelsome and confused.

The only confusion is trying to figure out how to avoid doing what they’ve been specifically elected to do and the only people they’re quarrelsome with are Trump and me. That fucking legislature. Idiot.

His popping off on Twitter creates scandals that should not otherwise exist, and inflames already high tensions in the capital.

He should mean responding to made-up scandals, but he doesn’t. That is what he’s talking about after all even if he doesn’t realize it.

The funniest/stupidest sentence of the link.

His firing of FBI Director James Comey, then his changing explanations of the dismissal, birthed an enemy he does not want to have and alienated a staff whose loyalty he needs.

No, he hasn’t changed his explanations, this idiot is relying on news reporrts of what Trump Said!!!!! instead of looking at what Trump said. On his Twitter Account. Which this idiot is bashing.

Alienated the staff that’s been leaking since before he took office? That staff? The staff this idiot is relying on anonymous quotes for how they feel. That staff.

As for the “birthed an enemy” idiocy, no. Are you not watching the war on him, and by extension us, by everybody? The war that started more than a year ago?

Twitter is his only way to get his message out against the cries of Minitrue, the rest of the Democratic party and Concerned Republicans. Like, apparently, the Free Beacon.

I’m not sure what’s going on, but my optimism that they were not establishment pricks is being sorely tested by a couple articles this week, that one by A Concerned Conservative and the other one where they tried to tie a GOP candidate to Obama over Bush’ forced stimulizing and bailouting.

 

For the counter-point,

The blizzard of lies and distraction blowing through Washington is not just any routine stuffstorm, but a calculated attempt to bring down a president – our president, not the establishment’s president. And more than that, it’s an attempt to ensure that we never again have the ability to disrupt the bipartisan D.C. cabal’s permanent supremacy by inserting a chief executive who refuses to kiss their collective Reid.

Yup. But I do decry Kurt’s vulgarity, nobody should be told to kiss anybody’s ‘Reid’.

That’s just fucking vulgar and low.

I saw that link a few places but I clicked from Doug Ross’ Larwyn’s Lynx, which is a good round-up place.

 

I have in my hand proof, incontrovertible PROOF!!!! that Harvard grades on a curve!!

 Trump’s coverage during his first 100 days set a new standard for negativity. Of news reports with a clear tone, negative reports outpaced positive ones by 80 percent to 20 percent.

 

80%? What news were you watching? Other than Hannity and part of Bret Baier’s show (usually with Catherine Herridge who actually does news but definitely before the panel), I’d bet Fox was more than 80% negative, as for The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc., they’re ridiculous. Didn’t you watch CNN bash him for eating ice cream?

If they meant as an average only 80% of each and every report was negative I’d be with them. Even MSNBC has to take breaths between screeches.

 

Get Out Your Squeezy Bulb Cuz Repeal And Replace Is On Deck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOP voters device

Apparently, the House made a mistake, probably caused by all the Turmoil Surrounding Trump, so now they’re going to have to re-vote on Repeal and Replace..the Fix For Obamacare before they can send it to the Senate where they’ll undoubtedly get right on it.  Right. On. It.! This time! This time I am so optimistic they’re going to do it right that I could just shit myself!

Republicans are using the budget “reconciliation” process to pass their health care bill, which allows them to push legislation through the Senate with a simple majority. But that depends on the bill meeting certain requirements — and one of them is that it reduces the deficit by at least $2 billion over the next decade.

The trouble is that Republicans voted on their House bill without waiting for the Congressional Budget Office, the federal agency that evaluates legislation, to finish its projections, which are expected next week.

 

Ooopsie! No, I didn’t shit myself, my fine GOP betters are shitting all over me though! So I have that going for me.

It’s funny how, for me, the whole purpose of the “GOP Win!” category had changed over the last couple years.

Well, not so much funny as infuriatingly infuriating.

 

See, this is what I’m going on about. In talking about the Iranian ‘election’,

Iran’s President Hassan Rouhani hopes Friday’s election will put him back in the hot seat for another term, enabling the 68-year-old to pursue engagement with the West.

But the moderate, who struck a deal with world powers to curb Iran’s nuclear programme in return for sanctions relief, faces a strong challenge from hardline judge Ebrahim Raisi.

He believes Rouhani has gone too far and sold out the values of Iran’s Islamic revolution to its enemies.

 

They’re pretending the vote means anything at all. The mad mullahs decide who can run and they tell the ‘winner’ (puppet) how to act. I’m surprised they haven’t run Achmed the Dead Terrorist, maybe he’s on contract with Jeff Dunham so is unavailable.

Watching the media fawn over Achmadinejihad, the new madman they’re running and the Reform Candidate!!!!!, Rouhani, as if they’re not sock-puppets is just stupid. Although… at least Iranian sock-puppets work, so they have that going for them.

Who wins will show us what Iran thinks of the West I’d think. If it’s Rouhani, they’re going to pretend to ‘engage’ the West!!!!, if it’s the other guy, they’re going to get more overtly hard-assed. Should be interesting.

 

I don’t know if it’s new, 8 billion sellers of Che shirts might disagree, but it surely is hypocritical, ignorant and annoying.

 

The more you know about Robert E. Lee the more you respect him.

 

If Trump really wants to get America laughing and our fine social, moral, political and intellectuals frothingly maddened, I have a suggestion.

He could call himself Chaitlyn.

 

 

Above the post, before I post, I shouldn’t have clicked over to the news update!

So, after 8 years of Obama wiping his ass on the laws and the Constitution with no reaction from the fucking “Justice” Dept except to hide his crimes and Hillary’s, we have a Special Prosecutor for the non-crime of Russia helping release emails showing Hillary corruption!

We have to stop taking these assholes seriously. Stop voting for them, stop sending them money, stop reading the news or watching it. Maybe if we ignore them they’ll go away.

Now back to the post I was just about to post!

 

I warned you! I told, don’t encourage them, don’t act as if they’re not totally useless and stupid.

But no. Nobody listened and here we are,

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on May 16 expressed that “drama” in the White House was detracting from the Republican political agenda.

 

I was wondering what excuse they were going to use for failing to do what we elected them to do and I was also wondering how they were going to go after Trump, but here we are, with those assholes blaming their failure theater on Trump.

I think we could do with a little less drama from the White House on a lot of things so we can focus on our agenda, which is deregulation, tax reform, repealing and replacing ObamaCare,” said McConnell.

Yeah, cuz they’ve been working so hard since January! Wait, what have they done? Besides call Trump and asshole and tell me to fuck I mean. I’ll tell you what they’ve done, jack and squat, and jack is full of shit.

And guess who else is in on It’s Trump’s Fault We Are Fucking Useless?

Multiple other members of Congress expressed similar exasperation with recent developments in Washington. Fellow Republican Senator Jeff Flake concurred with McConnell, as did Senator Susan Collins.

The Usual Suspects.

 

Idiot Self Idiofies!

Support for President Trump among Republican lawmakers may be showing signs of strain..

Or should that be, “News From Last Year!”? How can anybody pretend the GOP doesn’t hate Trump even more than they hate their voters?

 

Why is this woman not being called to testify and subject to calls for special prosecutors?

Because we treated Obama and his suckophants as if they were not booger eating morons. So here we are, with one of the people who has most damaged our nation and who will never be called to account calling for an investigation of Trump.

 

While I applaud the noticing of exactly how stupid, damaging and utterly annoying our fine media betters are, I don’t like the headline.

The national media and the Democratic Party have gone stark raving mad over President Trump’s election victory; they refuse to accept it

Yup.

Our media and our Democrats seem to think that with all their hateful, childish behavior, their tantrums (“we won’t vote for an FBI director unless there is a special prosecutor“), they can win back the House and Senate in 2018.   They seem not to realize that they are going to lose more seats in both houses.  Their strategy, these vile tactics, are a suicide pact.  And when the mainstream media and the Democratic Party die by their own hands, only the mind-numbed elites on both coasts and the denizens of the editorial offices of the  NYT,  the WaPo  and the LA Times will be surprised.  No one else will care.  They will have seen it all coming for years.

The suicide pact is really just the results of taking them seriously.

They damage themselves in a tithing sort of thing with a heaping helping of positively feedbacked idiocy. As each moron said something more stupider and was not immediate laughed at, another moron said something even more, more stupider and then even more, more stupiderer until here we are, with the Dems and the media calling for Comey’s head for 6 months only to call him their BFF after they got what they asked for.

And I thought Vice President Joe Biden was going to be the most stupidest thing we’d see this century.

 

The EUnuchstanian EUrozone is in even more economic trouble than us and the IMF knows whose fault it is and what they need to do.

Europe’s richest nation – Germany – is being urged by the International Monetary Fund to spend more to boost its growth potential and that of the entire eurozone.

No really, Germany. The most stable, prosperous country in EUnuchstan and it’s their fault. That sentence basically should read, “Gimme, gimme, gimme.”

In a just released report the IMF revealed its wish list for Berlin which includes investing billions in new and upgraded infrastructure including improved internet access.

In addition it would like the government to spend more on childcare and refugee integration.

Income tax cuts are also suggested, along with employers raising wages to help lift eurozone inflation leading to the European Central Bank being able to wind down its stimulus efforts.

See? I would laugh at the idea that the EUnuchs want to force private employers to raise wages, but here we have people acting as if $15/hr minimum wage is not idiocy.

 

I hate the media. Here we have a story about how Venezuelans are wearing masks to hide their identities from the gov’t during protests and nowhere in that article is any intimation as to exactly why they’re trying to hide their identities.

You see, we’ve allowed idiots to pretend that socialism is a viable economic model instead of pointing and laughing whenever some fool claimed that.

 

As we’ve dealt with the dishonest idiocy of “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot!” and even pretended the people pushing it deserved anything but to be fired from turning burgers at White Castle, we are ignoring the whole, Don’t Snitch! bullshit.

CHICAGO — The mother of a girl who officials said was gang-raped on Facebook Live is trying to raise money to move her family out of the neighborhood.

The girl, 15, has been living with relatives since the attack in late March, the mother told WGN. Her family remains in North Lawndale, and they say they’ve been harassed and attacked while trying to get enough money to move away.

Earlier this week, the victim’s 12-year-old sister was attacked by a group of girls near their home, their mother said.

Instead of pointing and laughing or pointing out the inherent racism whenever some racist Democrat screeched about The White Man Keeping The Black Man Down we’ve treated them as if they are not racist, horrible, assholes. So here we are, with blacks preying on blacks at unbelievable numbers and yet all the coverage on any problems blames whitey and the cops.

 

People treat Clintons and their istas as if they are not vile, corrupt, dishonest, willfully ignorant assholes, and we deserve everything we get from that.

In Chicago, city officials were busy working on outlawing guns and selling illegal guns. While I applaud the synergy, lock them up.

Emanuel was tight-lipped when asked Monday to define the role he accused Murphy of playing in the email scandal. But he referred obliquely to the broader investigation of alleged gun sales….

  • Rahm claimed Chick-fil-A didn’t reflect Chicago values because their company owners ascribe to the Catholic view of marriage – not that they discriminated (they didn’t), but that they believe in it; Rahm then welcomed Louis Farrakhan, one of the bigger racists in our lifetimes, to the violence plagued streets of the south side;
  • Rahm got outraged when someone with pirated radio uses racial slurs over a police zone, but his people hire back a known drunk who dealt guns over the city’s e-mail system and spread racist e-mails to subordinates and supervisors;

Rahm is one of the most vile Clintonistas. You know, along with all of them.

 

And what’s the most ridiculous of today’s ridiculosities, (besides VP Joe Biden)? That’s right, global warmmongering!

Let’s look at the intersection of vile Clintonistas and global warmmongering, Virginia!

Gov. Terry McAuliffe today directed the Virginia Department of Environmental Quality to begin assembling regulations to reduce carbon emissions from Virginia…

So if you’re gonna go to Virginia, don’t breathe! (yeah, I cut “power plants” but I learned to change quotes to fit my agenda! That’s how professional journalists do it! V)

 

Not really related, just made me laugh.

U.S. warplanes struck Islamic State fighters in March who thought they had reached a safe passage deal with U.S.-backed fighters in Syria, The Wall Street Journal reports.

Approximately 70 ISIS fighters had struck a deal with the Syrian Democratic Forces, the main force relied on by the U.S. to defeat ISIS. The deal entailed dropping weapons and defusing improvised explosive devices in exchange for safe passage outside of the city.

Once they left the city, the U.S. systematically targeted the fighters within their rules of engagement. “I think SDF let them have safe passage out of Tabqa, but once they continued on the battlefield, I don’t know if that’s something we’re required to honor,” Pentagon spokesman Capt. Jeff Davis told TheWSJ.

Your shoelaces are untied!

Well, semi-related. Trump might actually be noticing reality in Syria. Between this and sending weapons instead of more people he might actually have a grasp on how to handle Syria and, indeed, the whole Middle East.

 

So how ridiculous is today? He thinks this is ‘profound’ and many people do not think this is ridiculous.

Fight the power!

I am going to live in a trailer park. Words I thought I’d never say. No, really. But when they raised my rent I decided to move and found out that I would have to pay $700+ to live some place I’d want to live. So I started looking at trailers, you buy the trailer and lease the spot it’s on, or move the trailer for $10k I guess. So I found one in Tempe for $10k with new appliances and in very good shape in a nice park near 101, 202, the Cubs spring training and Mesa Riverwalk park, it’s $500+/month. I took care of the paperwork for a background check for the park today so I just tubed shortly this morning.

I saw on CNN or Foxnews about the Wash Post’s BIG SCOOP!

Oops, wrong scoop(s).

Current and former U.S. officials, supposedly concerned that President Trump had shared some “highly classified information” with the Russian foreign minister and ambassador to the U.S. last week, leaked that information to the Washington Post in an article published Monday.

 

That raises so many questions. First, what is the Wash Post going to do when this sack of lies falls apart? How about CNN? How about Foxnews?

In addition, his national security adviser, who was at the meeting, told the Post nothing was shared that was not already publicly known…

McMaster later told reporters at the White House, “Other senior officials who were present, including the secretary of state, remember the meeting the same way and have said so. Their on-the-record accounts should outweigh those of anonymous sources. I was in the room, it didn’t happen.”

I know who I trust, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in that. Anonymous sources haven’t had a good week in DC. Well, except for whoever leaked the HORRIFIC NEWS that Trump gets two scoops of ice cream.

Nother question, notice who is “concerned”, “…former U.S. officials”. How do former U.S. officials know anything about what’s going on now? Was the classified information from when they were still U.S. officials or from after? Isn’t it a felony if they do know anything? Why isn’t there an independent counsel investigating this? We Demand Answers!

More nother questions, Who are the “Current” officials? Why are they anonymous? Why should we trust them? Why should we trust the Wash Post? After the last week of wall-to-wall lies followed by corrections or just memory-holing.

Chicken fucking from the Post article.

One day after dismissing Comey, Trump welcomed Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak — a key figure in earlier Russia controversies

Squwark!

This is my favorite part

As president, Trump has broad authority to declassify government secrets, making it unlikely that his disclosures broke the law.

You know it killed them to write that even if they did include the weasel phrase about how it’s unlikely he broke the law. If you take out everything between the comma and the period that sentence is accurate, if over-commaed. Fakenewsers gonna fakenews.

 

Since I’m worked up and the “new post” is right here, might as well do some more links.

Paco links an article about how the attorney explaining how Trump is evil is defending honor killing.

I finally clicked through and read the pdf of Trump’s order.

Reading it you realize that everything everybody said against it is a lie, distortion or just stupidity. Or all three I guess. Yeah, that’s the way to bet.

It starts out talking about the previous order that a different judge’s politics struck down, then explains he doesn’t want people from terrorist countries, terrorist countries that are our avowed enemies and terrorist countries that do not have anything resembling an even decent central gov’t. Then, he explains he’s going to ” collect and make publicly available the following information: ” on illegal actions of foreign nationals in America.

I figure that was the real sin. Noticing and telling people certain things are very bad in lefto-fascist world.
A few years ago a building in Minneapolis blew up in a suspicious manner. After much searching, I found that the building was full of young Somali men and had a halal grocery and mosque in it. The FBI said “gas”, the gas company said, “not gas”, they razed the building immediately so there was no investigation. I figured it looked like a work accident and everybody involved acted as if they were covering up a work accident but I couldn’t be sure.

In today’s exciting episode, we see that it might not have been a work-accident, but it’s not for not trying.

Minneapolis police uncovered an arsenal of guns and bomb-making devices during a routine arrest last week…

nside, the officers found a hand grenade, handgun, assault rifles and magazines and a large quantity of ammunition, the complaint said. They also found cellphones, computers and electronics equipment, including drone parts.

Bomb squad personnel called to the scene noted that the large amount of ammunition and electronic devices could be used for bomb-making, the complaint said.

 

It’s a good thing those judges are protecting us from Trump!

This scares me though.

Abdullah N. Alrifahe, 27, of Minneapolis, was charged with a gross misdemeanor for carrying a pistol in public without a permit. In December, he was convicted of the same offense.

It could not be determined whether the FBI or another federal agency is investigating.

He had a hand grenade and they charged him with a misdeameanor.

I can’t even get a dam hand grenade and this guy can. Sonomabatch.

Sometimes I hate being a, generally, law-abiding person.

 

I wouldn’t click the linkbait article he links, but here’s a puppy blender link.

THE IDEA OF “GENDER” IS ITSELF A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT: Why We Should Stop Using the Term ‘Gender.’

There are people, influential people, who nod and agree. People who think I’m anti-science because I don’t believe in global worming.

Gender is a social construct. I actually had plans to explain why that’s so stupid, but I don’t want to insult anybody unnecessarily and if I have to explain it to you then perhaps you are on the wrong blog. Balloon Juice is right over there (points left).

(no, my left)

 

I posted about the all Muslim-girl prom yesterday, but I thought about something I’d not thought about.

You cannot say, “Merry Christmas” in a school because it’s against Freedom Of Religion!!!!!!!!!!!  but you can have an Islamically demanded prom.

WTF? Our national religion is leftism, how did Islam get the same protections?

 

Via Wirecutter, we see this article that shows I should be more afraid of tweakers.

A man covered in blood, holding a knife and carrying his mother’s severed head walked into an Estacada grocery store and stabbed an employee Sunday

Now, it’s not funny at all but I am a little twisted so…if your mom is upset you didn’t get her the right flowers yesterday you can tell her at least you didn’t chop off her head before going to the supermarket to look for cheap flowers. Puts things in perspective.

 

I am so sick of all the Concerned and Alarmed idiocies about how firing Comey is the End of the Republic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s see if I can ignore Comey for this post.

There’s something about this vid that I really like.

I’m not sure what it is, but I just like watching that.

 

Victor Davis Hanson wonders if Trump can successfully remodel the GOP.  Trump has some help in that, but as we’ve seen, the voters have very limited power to change the gov’t in our particular form of republic. We can change the names of our ‘leaders’, but we apparently have little more power to change the policies than residents of a People’s Republic or even a Democratic People’s Republic.

And this is why

Republicans concentrate on what they like in the Trump agenda — military spending increases, energy expansion, deterrence abroad, tax and regulatory reform, and the repeal and replacement of the Affordable Care Act — and they ignore the inherent contradictions between Trumpism and their own political creed…

In this mainstream Republican view, the role of a superpower is to endure trade deficits to help its less powerful allies and keep the global order prosperous and stable. But Trump’s idea of “fair” trade trumps “free” trade.
Trump is not willing to accept a permanent Midwest Rust Belt as the price of globalization.

Yup. They think that people who want to revitalize American manufacturing are parochial and just not that bright. If we have to pay for their vision of how the world works, well, that’s what welfare is for!

At first he seemed to be defending our fine political betters, but then he noticed reality in a way that’s very intelligent (i.e. agrees with what I think)

More

Unlike doctrinaire Republicans, Trump believes that illegal immigration is a big — and bad — deal.
The Republican establishment’s employer argument is that illegal immigration ensures that the sort of work “Americans won’t do” is actually done. Or, some establishment Republicans believe that undocumented migrants who cross the southern border will one day become conservative, “family values” voters.
Not so Trumpism. It seeks to help the working class by stopping the importation of cheap labor. It believes that secure borders will restore the sanctity of law, and that the end of illegal immigration will lead to greater integration and assimilation of Latino minority groups.

Exactly. The way we integrated immigrants for 200 years is just so simplisme! The Melting Pot is racist and cannot be taught anymore! Diversity is our strength!

While having diverse opinions can be strengthening, we are balkanizing. Immigrants from previous generations are only different in the food they eat and the booze they drink in general. That includes many (most?) Mexicans, although that numbers was a higher percentage of the whole a few decades ago.

Trumpism has no illusions that there will ever be a world of liberal democracies. It seeks instead only to make sure enemies understand that any future aggression will not be worth the anticipated benefits.

Nuke The Moon! baby. We don’t need our enemies to like us, they won’t, we just need them to respect and fear us. Or just fear us. But respect makes it easier to intimidate.

As for dictators such as those in the Philippines or Egypt, Trumpism argues that it makes little sense to snub autocratic friends while cutting deals with autocratic enemies like those in Iran or Cuba.

That’s a great point, why should we be nice to the murderous dictators in China and Iran and mean to non- or less-murderous assholes elsewhere? The asshole in the Philippines isn’t killing his opposition (yet?) and the assholes in Egypt are killing their natural enemies (Christians and insufficiently similar Muslims) but leaving the rest of the world alone. Even Israel mostly.

Obama and Hillary got rid of Mubarak without a plan, Trump shouldn’t do the same. Especially as a sane plan would include us getting involved there after deposing the current dictators. We are done Nation-Building for the foreseeable future. We just don’t have the balls to do it the way we did with Japan and Germany, “Here’s your constitution and gov’t. Meet your new military governor. He’ll be leaving when we can trust you not to be murderous assholes and can trust your neighbors not to invade you and make you differently murderous assholes.”

Now we run away.

On matters of identity politics, Republicans have often sought to play down but not actively oppose racial, ethnic, and gender pressure groups. The strategy has been to not antagonize the ethnic and race industries in hopes of receiving a greater share of the minority vote.
Trump is politically incorrect.

And it’s been hilarious.

Trump just keeps making end runs around Minitrue’s Narrative and the entire We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party is just freaking out. Their weapons are useless!

So we see articles like this from Concerned Republicans Who Only Want What Is Best For The Nation!

Headline

For the love of God, delete his account

That would be Trump’s Twitter account. The one that gives our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters such agita.

President Trump’s impulsive social media habit does little to advance his agenda, it pulls both his fans and critics into endless fights and it has created several major headaches for top White House staffers, including Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway.

That’s funny. Our fine betters in Minitrue, their entertainment arm, the rest of the Democratic party and most of the GOP are forced to change their actions because of Trump’s tweets. He got more action out of the country using social media than anyone since Sarah Palin put out her “Death Panel” deal.

It’s no small thing for a sitting president to appear to threaten a former FBI director. (shit, I thought I’d make it without Comeying V)

After 8 years of Obama threatening everybody from day 1, including police doing their jobs, private citizens, more private citizens,  more private citizens, more private citizens, more pr…(moving on) journalists (both real and suckophantic), our military, businesses… I know I’m leaving some people out, but Trump going after Hillary’s Head Bitch is not even in the same ballpark. Trump telling Comey not to lie about him is not just not wrong, but shows Trump has been paying attention to Comey.

It’s even worse when that same director formerly headed an investigation into the role hostile foreign agents played in the election that swept said president into power.

Still fucking that Russia Hacked The Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chicken I see. Once you see that you can safely assume that the idiot who wrote it is not processing reality. And even if it was 100% Russian Hacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did they do? The Job Americans Won’t Do, i.e. report accurately on Democrat perfidy and felonyizing. Above we saw that the GOP is all about foreigners doing the Jobs Americans Won’t Do but now they’re against it. Why…. it’s almost as if they use situational ethics where who is on the receiving end decides the morality and ethics of a position!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Assholes.

A non-exhaustive recap of the past week’s crop of Comey Fake News!!!!! that was breathlessly and shriekingly reported and (occasionally) quietly corrected.

If you care. I skimmed it, I don’t really need a reminder of the lies, distortions, contortions and “anonymous” liars they have and are trotting out. The only use for it is that I think Americans are actually watching with dropped jaw as our betters freak out over something they had all, each and every fucking one, called for as little as a week ago.

Speaking of assholes from the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, John, I hate Veeshir, McCain!

Rep. Adam Schiff (Calif.), the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, offered high praise for Sen. John McCain on Friday, saying the Arizona Republican’s vocal criticism of President Trump marks his “finest hour.”

“I think frankly this is John McCain’s finest hour,” Schiff said on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”

The senior Arizona senator has also been critical of Trump’s “America first” approach to foreign policy,

Exactly. We gave the GOP victories in the last few elections because we didn’t like what the Dems were doing to our nation so what do the big shit sheep…grand poo bahs of the GOP do? Stuff that gets praise from Democrats. Asshole Democrats like Schiff.

 

Speaking of the entertainment arm of the Democratic media/entertainment political complex, The Last (conservative) Man Standing isn’t.

The cancellation by ABC of Tim Allen’s hit comedy “Last Man Standing”…

Allen’s biting and genuinely funny witticisms poking fun at all things liberal. Its humor is balanced, with the show featuring a Canadian liberal son-in-law who gets his points across…

the blue-collar sitcom was ABC’s second most watched comedy this season with 8.1 million viewers in Live +7, only behind flagship Modern Family (8,7 million). It was the third most watched ABC scripted series overall behind Grey’s Anatomy and Modern Family….(emphasis me V)

 

So they canceled one of the shows that people actually want to watch for their religion. Someone should tell them that tithing only requires 10%, not bankruptcy. Via Commonsense and Wonder.

 

The NY Post plays Name That Party! about a DA stepping back as he’s being criminally investigated.

allegations he took part in a police coverup involving former Suffolk Police Chief James Burke, who pleaded guilty in February 2016 to federal charges that he beat a man who stole a stash of porn and a sex toy from Burke’s official vehicle.

I don’t get the problem, misuse of gov’t property is a right and Dems covering up their accomplices in graft is how NY works! He looks sorta old, maybe the ass’t DA wasn’t interested in waiting for him to retire.

 

Nothing story about a Republican running for election has “irregularities” in his past, I’d say his mistake is he wasn’t high enough up in the hierarchy of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party to have the necessary degree of impunity.

Former South Carolina state senator Ralph Norman, who is running as the conservative candidate in the state’s fifth congressional district, sat on the board of a bank that accepted millions of dollars from the Obama administration’s 2008 bailout.

But I’m linking for the part I bolded. In 2008 Obama was not POTUS, that was Bush’ 2008 bailout.

Norman served on South Carolina Bank and Trust Financial Corporation’s board of directors in January 2009 when the bank sold $64.8 million in preferred stock and a 10-year warrant to the Treasury Department under its Capital Purchase Program, which was created as part of the federal government’s $700 billion bailout.

January, 2009 was when Obama ascended, that was Bush’s bailout.  The one he rammed down the financial world’s throat.

The chief executives of the country’s nine largest banks had no choice but to accept capital infusions from the Treasury Department in October, government documents released Wednesday have confirmed.

Obtained and released by Judicial Watch, a nonpartisan educational foundation, the documents reveal “talking points” used by then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson during the Oct. 13 meeting between federal officials and the executives that stressed the investments would be required “in any circumstance,” whether the banks found them appealing or not.

Notice that in 2009 to that member in good standing of our fine media betters Judicial watch was “non-partisan”. (I know I missed a couple commas in there but I’m not sure where so here are a few you can insert  ,,,)

But why is the Free Beacon obfuscating the issue of who started stimuluzing and bailouting while attacking this man as a Friend Of Obama? Is the “journalist” just an idiot or is there some sort of agenda in play?

Ralph Norman, who is running as the conservative candidate in the state’s fifth congressional district,

Are they joining the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party or is it just that opinionator or are they angry that he’s not a conservative or some other, undisclosed, reason?

Because I’ll tell you what, taking money you’re forced to take by the POTUS from your party is not necessarily a sign that you’re not conservative.

Just something that confused me.

 

This is very messed up. In a story about a Gorsuch dissent (he was against the arrest), we see this.

The New Mexico incident began in 2011 when the student, known only as F.M. in court papers, kept interrupting his physical education class with fake burps. The teacher sent him into the hallway, where he continued burping and laughing as he leaned into the classroom entrance. (emphasis me V)

The teacher called for assistance on her school radio, and soon Arthur Acosta, a police officer assigned to the school, arrived in the hallway, according to court documents.

Acosta took the boy to the school’s office, then placed him under arrest for violating a New Mexico law that prohibits anyone from disrupting the education process. Acosta handcuffed the student and took him to the juvenile detention center, where the boy stayed about an hour until he was picked up…

I think it’s ridiculous that the kid was arrested, expel him if he’s that disrespectfully disruptive, but notice a few things.

There were cops patrolling the school, that’s not often done in schools where it’s not necessary. Maybe the cop knew the kid from previous interactions. Judging from what happened, I’m gonna assume this choir boy/orphanage-volunteer had previously had such disrespectful and disruptive episodes.

Also think about what he was doing.

Acosta’s lawyer says the criminal act was the boy’s “interference with the educational process, not the act of burping.”

Sure, it was burping and laughing, but he was showing a complete lack of respect for the teacher, the other students and the whole concept of school. Further, his actions showed that he was utterly unafraid of any repercussions. From my experience, I’m gonna assume calling the parents would not be a useful exercise.

There are a lot of kids like that, I’m not just saying that just from my teaching experience but from relatives’ kids and their friends.

School cannot work unless there’s respect flowing both ways. Respect for others is sorely lacking in today’s culture.

 

Let’s Tolerance!

First up, we have this.

A Detroit-area high school is holding an all-girls prom

That’s not a prom. Jebus. How can you have a prom without prom-dates? Here’s the Tolerance part.

to create a comfortable and safe environment for girls who cannot attend the traditional co-ed prom for cultural reasons.

So in other words, the girls’ owners (male relatives) would beat them, honor-kill them, cut off their noses or just throw acid in their faces if they act like American girls.

I hate people sometimes. You really should not cater to that shit.

Now, for a little palate-washer, let’s look at the State of American Heavy Metal! They’re bad ass, they won’t cave to intolerant religious assholes who are intolerant!

Megadeth agreed to cut songs that were potentially “offensive” to Muslims after the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS) Youth group voiced its objection to them touring the country.

Oh.

I wish to offend no one here. We cut songs for China.”

Really? Megadeth was out manlied by Elton John?

Chinese authorities have hardened their line on foreign musicians, after Elton John infuriated them by dedicating a performance to outspoken artist and activist Ai Weiwei, according to industry sources. Police arrived to interview the singer shortly after he announced that the performance, which took place in Beijing last November, was dedicated “to the spirit and talent of Ai Weiwei”

So sad.

When people try to censor your art, you tell them to fuck off or you just do your deal.

However, he (Jeff Dunham V) was informed by the Ministry of Information, Communication and Culture that Achmed should not be mentioned or brought on to the show..

Dunham cleverly side-stepped the issue by introducing a new character; “Who knew that Achmed had a French cousin — Jacques, the dead French terrorist?” he says. “It was Achmed with a beret and mustache, and the audience loved it, thankfully. But I was a bit frightened there, too. I thought, ‘Will they drag me off the stage and make an example of me?’ I honestly thought that was a possibility, as you never know how strict and real these laws are.”

So in other words, a flamingly flamboyent homosexual musician, second only to Liberace in his flamboyence, flaming and homosexuality, and a guy who plays with dolls have more balls than Megadeth!

Still say 80s music has heart and soul?

This made me laugh when I saw it. I’d like to see the entire show, but even his specials only show bits and pieces.

That’s how you do it.

 

Relatedly, Trump appoints a Frenchman, Vladimierre Poutin, as head of the FBI!

Sometimes reality is less funny than fantasy.

 

And then there are times like this.

A judge set bail Friday for an Elkhorn man accused of hiring prostitutes to bare their breasts and strip on his neighbor’s porch

My neighbors just call the cops on me.

Not sure why the cops got involved this time though, it seems to me a ‘Thank You’ was in order.

 

I thought hockey players were exempt from this shit.

Islanders goalie Thomas Greiss has apologized after he reportedly caused an outrage in Germany when it was discovered that he “liked” an Instagram post comparing Hillary Clinton to Adolf Hitler.

Although the way they’ve been trying to Stop Hockey’s Ultra-Violent Ways!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have figured SJW’s were paying attention.

One thing, I wonder if Hillary shaves anything like a Hitler mustache.

*smack*

Sorry, but if I had warned you you wouldn’t have read that and cringed.

The funniest thing I’ve heard hockey announcers say was when Montreal made Pierre Turgeon captain cuz he’s French-Canadian and a NY Islanders announcer said, “That’s ridiculous. If that were the case, the Islanders would have to have a Jew as captain!

The next day I waited to see but nobody freaked out. I figured they were still exempt, but apparently the forces of Tolerance And Love have decided that every aspect of our lives needs to be Toleranced, Loved and Mostly-Peaced.

 

 

I found an inside look at one of the top journalists at the Wash Post!

 

They’re obviously very busy, that must be why their lies and Fake News are so pathetic.

I try, I really do, but then I read articles like this one about Trump telling Comey not to ‘leak’ a bunch of lies to papers.

But FBI officials contradicted Trump’s claims, saying the dinner was requested by the White House. A former senior FBI official said Comey also would never have told the president he was not under investigation, The Hill reported.

Anonymous FBI officials. Let’s not forget that. And the Hill is untrustworthy, as has been well chronicled on this page (no, really. You should read the posts!)

The New York Times, citing “two people who have heard his account of the dinner,” said  Trump asked Comey for his loyalty at the dinner.

Comey reportedly replied that he would offer his honesty.

The NY Times are a bunch of lying sacks of fake-newsers and untrustworthy, their “anonymous sources” are lying sacks of shit until proven treasonous.

The bit about “I can only offer my honesty!” really makes me laugh my ass off. That’s what you see in bad fiction.

Bad fiction like anything from the NY Times or the Hill for instance.

 

So since it’s utterly ridiculous out there, let’s keep with that theme?

 

What the hell is that?

 

I am no closer to figuring out if the President Hillary Clinton blog is done by a Hillary fan, a sane person or FrnakJ

Cases in point.

Failed presidential candidate sez

On Monday, Donald Trump said that the Civil War might have been averted if only American slaves were “better negotiators.”

That’s fucking funny.

This one is funny too, it might even be funny on purpose

According to photos released by North Korea’s state news agency, at the May Day Festival in Pyongyang, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un was seen sporting a trim white pantsuit – communicating his respect, and possibly his surrender, to President Hillary Rodham Clinton.

If all the posts were like that I’d lean heavily toward FrnakJ or a sane person, but then we have posts like this.

On Wednesday, FBI Director James Comey announced that the agency’s investigation of Donald Trump had produced “enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence” that the failed former presidential candidate committed treason …

At a press conference, Comey said it’s the FBI’s recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor – a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable by death.

“Hillary Clinton’s staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump’s brazen attempt to contravene American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful…

At one point, Comey referred to Trump as “the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold.” Chants of “Lock Him Up” and “Kill The Traitor” could be heard from the streets.

Comey apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress.

That’s a pitch perfect line from an angry Hillary voter.

So no closer to figuring it out, but at least it makes me laugh.

Let’s do some David Thompson links.

Well, we already did one, that first lemur looking thing.

His Friday Ephemera are often twitter-heavy.

 

I’ll teach alexthechick to blow this pizza joint!

How to fight in stompy boots, as related by Stevie Nicks!

 

Two chicken nugget winners!

  

Shit, is this becoming a cat blog?

No! Let’s do some aircraft identification!

I think that’s a P-47 Thunderbolt, at least according to the chart partway down on that page.

 

Don’t forget, vote early and often!

Otherwise you might end up with hundreds of traffic lights, not strippers and Hillary as POTUS!

Too horrible to contemplate!

No, really. They do. And they take themselves seriously! Chuck Schumer can literally say anything and expect people to believe him and forget what he said literally the day before.

 

Speaking of which, let’s Comey!

The AP goes around the bend over Comey!

Another false, overheated assertion. Trump didn’t challenge any institutions, he fired an officer of the federal government who served at his pleasure. The AP needs to get a grip.

Pace goes on to quote seven politicians and scholars, every single one of whom criticizes Comey’s firing, often in hysterical terms. That isn’t balanced reporting, that is “analysis.”

If you’re a blogger, it would pay to have a macro for the bolded part.

 

I do have to wonder if Trump does this stuff on purpose just to make them froth or if it’s just a bonus.

 

 

The NY Post just has to keep Never Trumping.

New executive order will target Trump’s unsubstantiated voter fraud claims

Here we have the NY Post say this

White House advisor Stephen Miller doubled down on President Trump’s unsubstantiated claims that thousands of voters were bused from Massachusetts to New Hampshire in November to cost him the win.

And here we have an article about those Unsubstantiated claims.

While 458 potentially fraudulent votes aren’t enough to have changed the outcome of either race, the questionable votes prompted an investigation by the New Hampshire Attorney General’s Office and legislation to reform the state’s same-day voter registration.

 

So they found 458 shady votes in the initial check, I wonder how many a real investigation would find?

This one’s my favorite.

Now Mayor de Blasio’s joined the chorus calling for the head of Board of Elections Commissioner Alan Schulkin — simply for privately (he thought) speaking his mind about voter fraud.

After a few drinks — and to an undercover reporter for James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas.

Yes, Schulkin’s remarks are embarrassing to his fellow Democrats, who inevitably insist that voter fraud is a myth.

Well, Democrats and the NY Post.

So what did dude say? They make you click through three articles to get to the one with the quote.

The Manhattan Democratic representative on the city’s Board of Elections was caught on a secret video slamming Mayor Bill de Blasio’s municipal ID program as contributing to “all kinds of fraud” — including at the polls.

“He gave out ID cards, de Blasio. That’s in lieu of a driver’s license, but you can use it for anything,” Commissioner Alan Schulkin said in the undercover video recorded by a muckraker for conservative nonprofit Project Veritas.

“But they didn’t vet people to see who they really are. Anybody can go in there and say, ‘I am Joe Smith, I want an ID card,’ ” he said in the bombshell tape.

“It’s absurd. There is a lot of fraud. Not just voter fraud, all kinds of fraud . . . This is why I get more conservative as I get older.”

Cuz voter fraud is Unsubstantiated!!!!! and Trumps’s a poopy-head.

They have a narrative and the NY Post, and the rest of all the major media outlets, just have to keep lying about Trump no matter how utterly foolish and idiotic they appear.

Cuz they’re Elite! and Trump just does not meet their standard standard.

 

They paid the danegeld, guess what they’re stuck with?

University of California Santa Cruz administrators recently agreed to meet to all four demands lodged by a black student group who commandeered a campus building and would not leave until their conditions were met.

But in addition to the four initial stipulations, the group made three other demands to the university, and it has warned UC Santa Cruz that it has four months to comply with these demands or “more Reclamations” will result.

Well, not danes, but still.

 

Now why didn’t we think of this?

We know this because Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland has now explained that the Liberals spent $1,877.24 of our money on 14 life-size cardboard cuts-out of Justin Trudeau for use in Canadian diplomatic missions around the world, “to champion the values that Canadians hold dear”.

We could replace Congress with standees and just play audio of them saying, “Trump is illegal!” or “American voters Suck!!!”

Make America Great Again! Require All Congresscritters  To Be Replaced with Cardboard Cut-Outs!

 

Via Kahr 40, I think Japan is mobilizing for war!

 

 

Watch Out Norks and your Murderous Commie Chinese Masters!