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Take Out Your Squeezy Bulbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Trey Gowdy Finds Out DNC Never Turned Their Hacked Server Over To Law Enforcement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE DEMANDS ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah, we all knew that long ago, this is from January.

QUESTIONS ABOUT THE Democratic National Committee hack and Russia’s alleged involvement have been swirling for months,…

the DNC told Buzzfeed on Wednesday that neither the FBI nor any other intelligence agency ever did an independent assessment of the organization’s breached servers…

This posturing is at a strange time.

On the one hand, it’s a year early to get us riled up to STAND UP TO THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it’s what they know. Hold Hearings!!!!!!!! and Demand Answers!!!!!!!!!!!!, they’re obviously going to just keep them going. They worked so well during the Obama years.

The biggest take-away is that they’re doing that instead of what they’ve been elected to do. It’s like a flash-bang thrown into a crib on a no-knock raid, it’s to distract you from your dog being shot.

 

Speaking of feckless Republicans, this must really piss them off.

Forbes magazine scoffed at Donald Trump on Thursday:
Trump Can’t Make Apple’s iPhone Manufacturing Come Back — And It Wouldn’t Help If He Could

Yes, what could Trump possibly know about business? He only has a degree from Wharton and built a $10 billion global conglomerate.

Worstall’s post went online at 8:01 a.m.

Two hours later, Nikkei Asian review posted:
Apple could make iPhones in US in future: sources

Trump keeping campaign promises and winning. That’s just not a GOP priority.
I wonder if he’s gonna campaign for the GOP next year. I hope he’s selective about it. I also would love it if he came and endorsed someone primarying Flake. We really need to get rid of Flake and McCain.

It would be pretty funny if electing a popular GOP POTUS is the catalyst for getting a new party to oppose the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

 

The Washington Free Beacon, fresh off bashing Trump for idiotic lefty fakenews/lies, notices reality.

Events are turning me into a radical skeptic. I no longer believe what I read, unless what I am reading is an empirically verifiable account of the past. I no longer have confidence in polls, because it has become impossible to separate the signal from the noise. What I have heard from the media and political class over the last several years has been so spectacularly proven wrong by events, again and again, that I sometimes wonder why I continue to read two newspapers a day before spending time following journalists on Twitter. Habit, I guess. A sense of professional obligation, I suppose. Maybe boredom.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that. From a high of 4 or 5, I was down to one newspaper a couple weeks ago and now I’m on none. I was almost done with the Free Beacon what with all the pushing lying fakenews bullshit.

 

Holy Shit. That’s all I can say about this

 

Kids are annoying! Don’t have any!

Only a childless asshole with childless asshole friends who sit around drinking Zima making fun of ‘breeders’ could not see the absolute horror in that happy video.

 

 Coup Coup

Mueller legal team approaching size of entire US Attorney’s Office for Rhode Island

Subhed

They are not investigating a crime. They are organizing a search party to find a crime.

That is almost as dangerous to our way of life as a Hillary POTUS would have been. The reason it isn’t is that, while Minitrue has been trying to pretend he hasn’t, Trump has been slapping them around pretty handily, I hope he keeps it up.

 

Since everything is relative, we find that we don’t have the worst politicians in the world.

Among the politicians are member of the Vitrolles municipal council who represents the Republicans Christian Borelli; member of the council of the Bouches-du-Rhône from the Debout la France (France Arise) Party Christiane Pujol and her husband; as well as president of the local branch of the National Center of Independents and Peasants of the Bouches-du-Rhône department Hubert Fayard, Europeiska Pravda reported referring to La Provence.

On June 22, they departed from Marseille for Moscow, then they will go to occupied Donetsk. The aim of the visit, according to the French publication, is “to support the Russian army, which is being constantly attacked by Ukraine, despite the Minsk agreements.”

 

So we that going for us.

It does lead to a question, did Russia hack their election too?

 

Pakistan is having quite the terrorist war in their country.

At least 67 people were killed and more than 200 injured after two subsequent explosions hit a densely populated area of Kurram Agency’s Parachinar city Friday evening…

 

The second explosion targeted rescuers and bystanders who rushed to aid those who had been hurt in the first blast.

You see stories like that an awful lot in Pak press.

I wonder which brand of terrorist that is. Is it the Taliban? The Pakistan Taliban? ISIS? Iran? The Popular Front of Palestine? The Palestinian Popular Front?

 

My one niece is 29, she was a straight A student in HS and a 4.0 in college, she zoomed through Albany Law School.

She is very ignorant of history and literature, it drives me crazy. I’ll say something and she’ll think I’m weird for expecting her to know what I said. I’m weird for entirely different reasons.

Steyn sez,

The other day I mentioned en passant that the Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton, which used to be a widely recognized line (if somewhat apocryphal) of the Duke of Wellington’s. An hour later, some cocksure keyboard warrior responded that I was a total fake-news f**ktard and such a douchebag that I was apparently unaware that the Battle of Waterloo was in fact won somewhere in Belgium.

They get angry when you use some totally commonplace saying or word. My favorite was the teacher in MD who got beaten bloody for using the word, “niggardly”. He didn’t think it was funny, neither did I but it was either laugh or get frustratingly angry.

Righteous ignorance is one of the worst aspects of today.

People who are so totally ignorant of the past cannot understand how we got where we are and how precious and rare it is in the blood-soaked massacre that is human history.

 

Fighting Back!

Baltimore, Md. businesses filed a lawsuit against the city for failing to protect their property during the 2015 Freddie Gray riots.

Nice. I hope they win $brazillions. I give you exhibit A in the lawsuit

Give them room to destroy. Mission Accomplished! They Destroyed!

Now Baltimore Taxpayers get to pay up.

 

We’ll be a long time recovering from Obama, war on our southern border is a big part of his legacy.

WARNING ADVISORY TO BORDER PATROL AGENTS IN RGV SECTOR

Recent events in Tamaulipas, Mexico, specifically in and around the city of Reynosa, pose a special risk to U.S. Border Patrol agents working in the region.

The Reynosa faction of the Mexican Gulf Cartel recently lost its leader and the group is engaging in open warfare with Mexican authorities and possibly with rival factions or other transnational criminal groups. Open source reports indicate gunbattles and use of grenades and other explosives in the fighting.

Border Patrol agents working the line in any station’s area of operations immediately across the largely open border from Reynosa, Mexico, are advised to employ extra caution in the performance of their duties. Stray rounds from firearms have previously injured U.S. law enforcement personnel on the border.

They had to worry about Obama’s gun running and now cartels, embolded and empowered by Obama’s porous borders, are now using hand grenades against American border agents.

And they still probably have the restrictive Rules of Engagement. I’m not saying they should be free-fire zones, but any threat should be treated quickly and overwhemingly. It’s unfair to them otherwise since they’re fighting people with fucking hand-grenades.

This is not new,

REYNOSA — Fear and panic filled the streets of Reynosa on Sunday night as rival gunmen battled during a three-hour firefight that saw automatic weapons and grenades used. Surprisingly, Mexican authorities were absent for most of the melee

“There were four trucks filled with bodies that (members of organized crime) picked up,” the official said. “That is not counting the (bodies) that were left behind.”

I wonder if Mexican authorities moved to Baltimore afterward?

 

The Vill Uh Gez!

An early-morning raid broke the relative quiet of a large Florida retirement community (The Villages V) that turned up drugs, weapons and — in a distinctly Florida twist — evidence of a golf cart chop shop.

When I was in VA I saw their commercials constantly, I have to admit I didn’t expect that.

After watching Seinfeld I should have.

 

Okay Australia, your serve.

As Tropical Storm Cindy moves into Alabama, bringing potential flooding to the state, the Alabama Cooperative Extension System is reminding residents to be wary of displaced, sometimes floating, fire ant colonies during and after flooding.

Floods don’t kill fire ants, they just move the colonies around a bit, according to Extension entomologists.

The ants join together by the thousands, trapping enough air to float on the water’s surface in a makeshift life raft and survive for days, weeks or even months until they find dry land again.

Although I’d hate to think what would be floating there.

 

You know, sometimes the news puts my Caballero travails in perspective.

The contractor who Holland said ripped him off, then faked his own death to get out of paying him back for a botched renovation, who left Holland and his cancer-stricken wife with nowhere to live, was still among the living.

None of my mechanics have played dead.

Yet.

Get out your squeezy bulbs!!!!! We have more hearings!!!!!!!!!!

GOP voters device

This leads us to just one question.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has opened a probe into former Attorney General Loretta Lynch’s efforts to shape the FBI’s investigation into 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, the committee’s chairman announced Friday.

Isn’t it early to be posturing? The important election is more than a year away, why throw this posturing pander until closer to the election? Oh wait, last week they were praising Trey Gowdy for keeping another Hearing!!!!! going for over a year, maybe they’re competing to see how long they can keep the proles riled up with Hearings!!!!!! and Committees!!!!!!!.

You know who isn’t going to investigate the behavior of the Dept. of “Justice” during the last election?

The Dept. of “Justice” that’s who. The only ones who could actually do any fucking good but would be investigating themselves. While they know who did what to whom, it’s because they’re the who and they’re still doing the what. The whom is us.

All we’re gonna get is fish in the face.

 

Totally not relatedly, we’re on day 1506 of the IRS ‘Scandal’ that nobody seems to be interested in.

Nonetheless, on March 22, 2016, in the case of United States v. NorCal Tea Party Patriots, the United States Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit disagreed with this interpretation and determined that tax exempt application information is not “return information,” and thus not protected from § 6103 disclosure. The Sixth Circuit’s ruling directly contravenes a previous District of Columbia Circuit ruling on the issue and is likely to expose attempts by the IRS to intervene in United States politics via the tax-exemption application process and 26 U.S.C. § 501(c)(3). This Comment discusses the basics of §§ 501(c)(3) and 501(c)(4), the attempts by the IRS to engage in politics using § 501(c), the conflicting holdings and United States circuit courts’ various interpretations of § 6013 protection for the IRS, and the future implications of the circuit split created by the Sixth Circuit’s holding in NorCal. …

Wait, the IRS lost a court case! That’s never happened before!!!! That’ll change….abso fucking lutely nothing.

They’ve lost so many court cases and told the court to suck their balls that I just don’t see how the law-enforcement agency that’s been ignoring that is going to suddenly investigate themselves or anyone on ‘their’ team.

 

Speaking of our gov’t fucking us, I can’t believe I didn’t even expect this.

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT QUIETLY HELPED AND REWARDED COMPANIES AND UNIVERSITIES WHICH HIRED ROUGHLY 330,000 CHEAP FOREIGN GRADUATES IN 2016 INSTEAD OF HIRING AMERICAN GRADUATES, MANY OF WHOM ARE DEEP IN DEBT.
The little-known “Optional Practical Training” program has grown from 91,140 new foreign job-seekers in 2009 to 329,158 new job-seekers in 2016, according to data provided by the Department of Homeland Security. That is almost a four-fold increase in seven years — and the program is growing even larger in 2017.

Once again, I was not paranoid enough. That’s happened to me more in the last 10 years than in the previous 40.

I can understand at least part of the reason for doing that, hiring angry race-studies majors is not a good idea, but surely there are a few hundred thousand qualified Americans out there they could have hired.

 

No for something totally unexpected!

You know, if I trusted these assholes I’d be more likely to…uhhh…trust them.

Among fans of the noir crime classic “Pulp Fiction,” there are some wild theories about what was inside the mystical briefcase that Marsellus Wallace dispatched his men to collect. The joke, of course, is on the audience. There’s something unthinkable in there, something that glows and hums, something perhaps supernatural … but we’ll never find out what.

As of this writing, a Senate Republican’s odds of guessing the contents of that briefcase are about as good as his odds of guessing what’s inside this famed Obamacare replacement plan.

No, not even Sen. Mike Lee, who was himself recruited into a working group that he and others thought would “be in charge of writing this bill,” has set eyes on the thing…

Recruiting Mike Lee was just another fish in my face, he’s being used. I hope that pisses him off. You know they knew better than to try that shit on Ted Cruz, he’s already called McConnell a lying bitch.

Repeal And Replace! is “fix”, so neither ‘repeal’ nor ‘replace’. As Obamacare is collapsing before our eyes, as more and more companies are opting out, these assholes are trying to keep the power. Any bill they use to Repeal And ReplaceTM will require vast influxes of our great grandchildren’s money.

At least we aren’t going to have to pay for it. Well, maybe with societal collapse, but at least taxes will be lower for a while. Until the warlords take over I guess. Since I’m hoping for that position myself, my taxes will still be low.

 

I agree!

‘It would be a very, very sad day for Republicans’ if Nancy Pelosi steps down, Trump says  5 Hours Ago | 00:54
President Donald Trump said he hopes House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi does not step down from her post.

In an appearance on “Fox & Friends” that aired on Friday, Trump said he would like Pelosi to stay right where she is because she has an “extraordinary record against her.”

“It would be a very, very sad day for Republicans if she steps down. I would be very disappointed if she did,” Trump said.

Without Nancy using her charm to keep the Democrats in lockstep the GOP might have to actually explain why they’re not able to do what they’ve been elected to do.

 

Our fine minitrue betters are all upset.

“We have urged the White House not to replace on-camera briefings with ‘gaggles,’ not-for-broadcast question & answer sessions,” Mason said in a statement.

Yeah, nobody watches them anymore, they’re just a bunch of angry children whining at Spicer.

“We believe strongly that Americans should be able to watch and listen to senior government officials face questions from an independent news media, in keeping with the principles of the First Amendment and the need for transparency at the highest levels of government,”

That ship has sailed. You assholes are not “independent” except in the sense that you’re a herd of assholes who hate Trump. We just got done with the most transparent administration ever and you assholes ignored all the felonies they transparently committed. Pardon us if we don’t give shit one about you angry, Democrat, partisan ignoramuses.

 

Speaking of angry ignoramuses, Johnny Depp!

Johnny Depp: ‘When Was the Last Time an Actor Assassinated a President?’

That would be the last time a Republican angered Democrats by trying to get blacks out of their clutches.

It’s funny how the FBI declared that there was no way that guy was hunting Republicans, and of course, this is not a call to hunt the POTUS.

Cuz lefties are all tolerant, loving and mostly-peaceful.

Via my favorite light in the darkness.

 

Trump’s been about the best case scenario for me. I knew he’d do northeast GOP stuff, but I’d hoped he cut regulations and screw with all the idiots. Mission Accomplished.

I’d also hoped that, being the CEO type he is, he’d hire really good people and leave them alone to do their jobs.

Trump’s reliance on his generals shows that he values merit over politics.

Donald Trump earned respect from the Washington establishment for appointing three of the nation’s most accomplished generals to direct his national-security policy: James Mattis (secretary of defense), H. R. McMaster (national-security adviser), and John Kelly (secretary of homeland security).

In the first five months of the Trump administration, the three generals — along with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, the former Exxon Mobil CEO — have already recalibrated America’s defenses.

I figure he told Tillerson and Mattis to have fun, just don’t launch nukes without letting him know first.

 

Shit for sale!

The deadly collision between a U.S. destroyer and a container ship June 17 took place while the freighter was on autopilot, according to Navy officials…

Investigators so far found no evidence the collision was deliberate.

Nobody’s buying. Especially after all the non-information ‘information’ we’ve been getting.

 

Cultural suicide is pretty sad.

The “interfaith” movement has reached an important milestone: a mosque has been constructed inside a church in Berlin. Everyone is excited and happy about this significant event, which allows people of all faiths to come together under one roof in peace and harmony and etc blah yak.

Inside their church? How about when an Orthodox priest can have mass in the Hagia Sophia?

I won’t want to laugh, but I might have to when a guy comes out of the mosque and blows himself up in the church.

 

I haven’t read the article, and I’m not gonna because I’ve read enough stupid shit today and, while this might not be stupid, it surely looks that way, but I love the headline.

BRITAIN ORDERS IMMEDIATE PROBE INTO FRIDGE THAT STARTED DEADLY BLAZE

That headline epitomizes Akbar Britain in a way that nothing I write could. Like when they investigate people who say bad things about Muslims instead of investigating the Muslims who keep murdering their subjects.

 

Let’s Chicago! It’s like Venezuela except with fewer cops.

Remember when we had citywide units? A few hundred cops that the Department could call out for situations exactly like this? This event isn’t a secret – it’s been going on for years. Units like the old Task Force morphed into Gangs morphed into Special Operations, Targeted Response or Mobile Strike Force. Three-hundred cops who could have days off canceled at a moment’s notice along with District Gang/Tact teams gave the Department a force of 500 or so to deal something like this ..

Now CPD has 25 cars show up? For a crowd numbering 1,000? A crowd that’s been drinking and smoking all night without any interference from authorities? With (we’re betting) a few hundred guns? And nothing has been done for years? In a city that has abandoned the rule of law? What exactly are the police supposed to do?

That can’t end well. Rahm does not understand how to run a crime family like Chicago. He’s spending far too much of their money paying off his buddies while screwing over the city.

He’ll leave soon and everybody will say he failed but he will have siphoned off $billions for himself and his friends. The misery he leaves behind is not his concern. It’s a hallmark of Clintons and their istas after all.

 

Paying attention to reality is not our fine social, moral, intellectual and political betters’ forte.

…three Little League baseball games on the West Side during an event this week meant to build connections between two Chicago neighborhoods that grapple with violence.

 

So how did those games go? See those first ellipses?

Gunfire interrupted three Little League baseball games…

Yeah, about how anybody with a clue would expect. I am a little surprised they didn’t beat on each other using the bats.

Sorry, I forgot the score.

at least nine shots were fired around 6:45 p.m. Wednesday. No one was hit, but the fields were cleared.

A shutout! It’s not often Chicago gets a shutout. In gangland, that’s the opposite of a pitcher’s duel. You’d think after last year’s World Series of murder victory they’d be better but that’s what happens when you get cocky.

 

Is there such a word as “de-teaching“?

 

If not, that math ‘teacher’ just made it up.

Imagine the poor kid trying to explain that each cut will take 10 minutes with the teacher condescendingly explaining that each piece takes 5 minutes.

Via David Thompson’s Friday Ephemera, I usually click every link and I don’t click links for just about anybody else.

 

Yesterday I posted this picture, as I looked at it I kept thinking that maybe it was p-shopped.

 but now I see that it wasn’t.

That, my friends, is the Prime Minister of Canada.

The one who would have to stand up to Tsar Putin I over territory in the Arctic.

I had a chuckler to end on but really, it would be anti-climactic. I’ll save it for a less funny day.

Or rather, not.

I can’t figure out what’s going on here.

Venezuela’s opposition has announced it will be installing a parallel government outside the influence of current President and dictator Nicolás Maduro.

What good will that do? It’ll be interesting, but somehow I don’t think I’d like to be actually involved.

 

This pisses me off.

U.S. aircraft maker Lockheed Martin and the Indian defense firm Tata Advanced Systems Limited signed an agreement this week affirming the companies’ intent to set up a joint production facility for F-16 Block 70 fighter jets in India.

We need that shit here.

 

In Lahore,  a Christian man was

arrested on June 15 over allegations of blasphemy after he became involved in a dispute regarding payment for services rendered to a customer, police said Thursday.

He argued over how much bike repair would cost and as the argument got heated, they fell back on the old, He Disrespected The Religion of Peace.

Related: In America, a Christian man was

The Charleston RiverDogs said they didn’t mean any harm when they played the “Hallelujah Chorus” every time Tim Tebow came up to bat Friday night.

And they didn’t mean to offend the former college and NFL quarterback when Charlie, the RiverDogs mascot, started “Tebowing” – a term coined during Tebow’s days at Florida when he would kneel in prayer after touchdowns.

Neither Islam nor leftism like the kuffir.

 

Also related.

I saw that documentary once, it was less disturbing in the original.

 

Actual headline

Justin Trudeau Hugs a Puppet Unicorn in a Beautiful Universe Much Like Our Own

No, really. I would just like to point out that I cannot photoshop very well so it would be obvious if I did this.

Via

 

A festival in Ohio is trying to make it okay for women to go topless.

an injunction against law enforcement agencies from punishing women for going topless at the popular event.

According to organizers, state liquor agents with the Ohio Investigative Unit have allegedly threatened to file charges against ComFest or shut down alcohol sales at the festival if topless women are allowed to attend and remain at the festival.

Being a titty man, You would think I’d be fer it but I’m agin it. Most of the women who take their tops off in public should keep them on.

 

I tried watching news today, CNN was going on and on about Trump denying he had tapes showing Comey to be the lying sack of shit he is. They were very indignant, all I heard was, “He Trolled Us!!!” I just flipped over and they’re still going on about. Pretty darn funny.

 

There’s just not much going on that’s new or unexpected, it’s all the same crap. It’s funny, I never thought I ‘d miss the annual, “Sharks are eating people!!!!!!!!!!!” media frenzy when people go back to the beach.

 

A comment at Stoaty’s yesterday reminded me of this guy. Michael Moschen. I’ve always figured he was a math nerd who took lots of acid and became a juggler.

This is long, but it’s mesmerizing. The first coupla minutes are a little slow, but once he drops the first ball it gets very impressive.

 

It might have an “adult content” warning, it’s cuz he’s wearing some weird looking, hippy loincloth.

 

If you want to take less time, here he is ‘juggling’ in a triangle.

 

That is freaky. There are times where it’s nearly impossible to see him catch the balls, they’re suddenly in his hand. Sometimes you can barely see him throw the ball, they’re just suddenly careening around the triangle. Weird.

This shows a few of the things he does. If you see the part with the torches, he is holding onto them firmly not spinning them in his palm.

 

He does stuff that will have you yelling at the screen, YOU CAN’T DO THAT! Seriously.

He sometimes plays music by juggling. I hadn’t seen this bit before, it’s a different triangle

 

I used to have Moschen In Motion on VHS, but I can’t find it. I’d like to get it on DVD. It was very cool.

 

That appears to be most of it, but it’s more than 30 minutes. It’s very entertaining if you’re into that sort of thing.

I’ve tried not to use the word “mesmerizing”, but that’s the one that describes him. I kept finding a grin on my face as I watched him.

So I heard from the latest mechanic. Surprisingly, he says the same stuff my buddy in VA says. That makes me pretty happy.

So apparently, this engine is not made with emissions in mind. Now, I should have asked, but I figured an engine was an engine and the stuff you strapped on afterward made it pass emissions. Nope. I’m not sure how upset I should be considering that I told the guy at Summit it was a 79, I spoke to them because I figured they’d be able to know what questions I should ask. Apparently asking me if my 1979 car had to pass emissions was not something a Summit guy was supposed to ask me. That one I knew the answer to I just didn’t know I should bring emissions up specifically.

It needs a new camshaft to be able to pass emissions plus a tweak on the carb. I can drive it for the summer, cross my fingers, and put my convertible under an awning that way.

Or, in door number 2…. I can put in a ‘period’ Chevy small block for the same cost and have an engine to store for who knows how long until I find a car to put it in. I can drive the Caballero for the summer this way as well. That way I also get to relive the awesome experience of putting an engine in a car!!!!!!! I’m not sure if I could survive that.

Or, I can park the Caballero, drive the Mustang and wait until it cools off and get something pre-67 to put the engine in. The guy said he might be able to tweak it to pass 67-68 emissions, but maybe not.

Which isn’t a deal-breaker. I’d actually love to put it in some 40s Chevy if it fits and upgrade the suspension but a 64-66 GM could be pretty cool too.

If I switch the engine to something pre-66 the car could eventually be worth well over $20k, if I keep the Caballero it’ll never be worth more than $15k, in 2017 dollars.

I can keep the old cam and put it back in for a lot less since I won’t have to buy a cam or lifters so I can do that and still change cars.

Changing the cam means I’ll lose HP  overall but gain lower end HP, so it’ll have less HP overall but it’ll be faster off the line. It’s a top-end car as it stands.

I’m leaning toward changing the cam. Get the whole thing over with just drive the damn car. The other ways involve me having to put an engine in a car soon. Since he’ll have the engine out he can put the stuff in order like the wiring and the vacuum lines when he puts it back in.

When I move away from the greater Phoenix metropolitan area I won’t have to pass emissions so in a year or so my options will open up dramatically. If I lived about 5 miles east I wouldn’t have to get emissions tested. Oh well. I can’t “move” there now cuz it failed. Apparently, someone thought of that scam...totally honest way to get a car registered.

 

Since I have a post just sitting here, let’s see what happened after my last post.

Uninteresting Fake News!

Of course the media should ignore this. You know what a hotbed of right-wing conspiracy theorists they have at George Washington!!!

 

Mostly peaceful protestors!

 

Via Weasel Zippers

 

We all saw the news of us shooting down an Iranian drone in Syria, along with a Syrian jet.

I hadn’t heard this.

The rising tensions prompted Australia to announce it was suspending its participation in air missions over Syria as part of the US-led coalition fighting the militant Islamic State group.

It makes sense, they don’t need to get in between us with Russia playing chicken.

The Pakistanis also might have shot down an Iranian drone.

An unmanned Iranian drone allegedly on a spying mission was shot down by a Pakistan Air Force (PAF) JF-17 Thunder fighter jet in Balochistan’s Panjgur area, official sources confirmed to DawnNews on Tuesday.

Anonymous sources gave us that though, but it feels right. Especially considering this

The head of the Iranian armed forces warned Islamabad on Monday that Tehran would hit bases inside Pakistan if the government does not confront militants who carry out cross-border attacks.

Ten Iranian border guards were killed by militants last month. Iran said Jaish-al-Adl, a militant group, had shot the guards with long-range guns, fired from inside Pakistan.

How awesome would it be if the nukular war was between Pakistan and Iran with maybe the Arabian peninsula getting involved? Especially now that we have a POTUS who wants us to drill our way out of any oil shortage.

 

The Backlash Against non-Muslims!!!!!!!

A suspected suicide bomber who reportedly screamed ‘Allahu Akbar’ before triggering an explosion at Brussels Central Station has been gunned down and killed by soldiers.

Maybe they should hold a candle-light vigil instead.

 

Just when I thought the Dems might actually notice reality I went and read the link.

Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) said this week what liberal writers have been warning about for weeks: Impeaching and removing President Donald Trump could backfire.

The replacement for Trump, as fantastical as it would be to imagine his removal, would still not be defeated 2016 contender Hillary Clinton or a progressive in good standing. It would be Vice President Mike Pence.

 

Mike Pence? Really? He’s mostly a milquetoast GOP establishment dude, against abortion, embryonic stem-cell research. He doesn’t believe in global worming and he seems pretty good on guns. That must be what’s driving them crazy, that and LGBTQADAGHEY rights.

I figured they were noticing that they were looking fucking insane freaking out about a bunch of stuff he didn’t do,but no. They’re doubling down on insanity.

Franken told the International Business Times during a stop on his book tour that “everything points” to collusion between Trump and the Russian government during the 2016 election campaign.

He obviously doesn’t know it’s now Obstuction Of Justice!!!!!!!!. Collusion is so 5 minutes ago.

 

Got a good chuckler to end on. MSNBC gun experts puts some knowledge on my ass!

A taste

So the difference is that a pistol can fire one round at a time. Pop… pop… pop… Which is what the Capitol Hill Police were carrying. This individual had a rife, semiautomatic means that you can switch it to a point where it fires poppoppoppop. Multiple rounds.

No. Really.

Highlarious.

 

 

First, Something Old.

December, 2011

GOP Senate leader Mitch McConnell famously said a year ago that his main task in the 112th Congress was to make sure that President Obama would not be re-elected. Given how he and House Speaker John Boehner have handled the payroll tax debate, we wonder if they might end up re-electing the President before the 2012 campaign even begins in earnest.

 

The article was about some tax deal where the GOP lost…won!. eddiebear handled it with his usual eloquence and restrained commentary.

Fuck you, Mitch McConnell. Brainfuck you with the stupid stick until you get smart. Fuck you for (once again) letting the Obamabots do to you what Bugs Bunny did to Yosemite Sam. Fuck you for giving the O-Bots the high ground on taxes. Fuck you for giving the O-Bots momentum and rising fortunes going into 2012. Fuck you for fucking us over worse than a whore who owes her pimp more than what she pulled in that night. And fuck you simply because I am sick and tired of seeing you stumblefuck from one fuckup to the next.

I miss his posts. H/T whoever came here on a search that found that post.

 

Something New

You have to wonder how liberals think this works. So, a manifestly conflicted special counsel leading a pack of maxed-out Democrat donors decides Donald Trump has to be kicked out of office for “obstructing justice” regarding a cynical lie about him cavorting with the Kremlin and…then what? President Pence, until they do the same thing to him? Or do we just skip right to President Felonia von Pantsuit, shrug our shoulders, and give up on our foolish dream of having a say in our own governance?

Wait, that’s not new!

Because normal Americans are woke to the scam. No, the affidavits of a zillion DC/NY establishment types attesting to Robert Mueller’s impeccable integrity – ever notice how the guy trying to hose us always has the establishment’s “impeccable integrity” merit badge – are not going to make us unsee the fact that he’s carrying water for an establishment that thinks we need to just shut up and obey.

Oh. If true, that’s new.

Now, pulling off the soft coup is going to be harder than they think. The establishment has not thought this out. They sort of assume that if they squelch Trump then everything somehow just goes back to them being in unchallenged control. Wrong.

Bing, bing, bing!!! We have a winner!

They ain’t gonna like what happens next. Kurt Schlichter writes pretty intelligent stuff. You know, stuff that I agree with.

 

Something Borrowed.

Meanwhile, in Mexico City:

A Student Strike Becomes an Occupation, for 17 Years.

Savour that mental image.

It remains unclear exactly who occupies the building and how many members compose the occupying force. Insular and mercurial, they refused repeated requests for interviews. “We’re against the mass media,” explained one occupier, who declined to give his name, saying it was a policy of the occupation not to grant interviews without consent of “the general assembly.” He was standing in what was once the lobby of the auditorium, its walls now covered with insurrectionist stickers, graffiti, posters and murals. “I don’t want to be assimilated into the mass media,” he said.

Oh, there’s more:

And more there is. Click through, it’s hilarious. Various lefty groups keep having coups and counter-coups. I like the part where the anarchists get organized and drive off the rest. That’s funny.

 

Something Blue

Sure it’s cool but it’s fake! notice there are no soldiers in view! Who were they close-air-supporting? Obviously a staged photo-op after the battle was over.

I hate fakes.

 

Everything else is old stuff getting older or new stuff getting pretty dam old.

Something old that’s getting pretty darn old.

The compassionate head tilt makes it funnier.

 

This ain’t new, Gun Control Works!!!!!!!!!!

Investigators have found a cache of weapons at the home of the 31-year-old man who rammed his car into a police van on the Champs Elysees avenue on Monday, a judicial source close to the investigation said…

The revelation of the discovery came after prime minister Edouard Philippe expressed dismay that Dzaziri was able to have a gun permit despite being on a jihadist watchlist.

You think that’s the funniest part? Where have you been? The FEOCE is not new!

Asked to explain why the attacker’s permit wasn’t rescinded, Mr Philippe said that “if you take away a permit from someone who is the subject of surveillance or being monitored, he will quickly understand why it has been taken away. … It’s a difficult decision.”

That makes it for me.  In America our betters are trying to take guns away from people on secret lists, in France they refuse to. Their pols are more in favor of gun rights than ours. As we saw during the Obama years, they kept having “conversations” on “common sense” gun control and only close supervision and letting them know it ain’t gonna happen kept them from screwing us.

 

Speaking of getting pretty fucking old, Common Sense Curbs On The First Amendment!

On April 4, 2017, the US Senate passed Senate Resolution 118, “Condemning hate crime and any other form of racism, religious or ethnic bias, discrimination, incitement to violence, or animus targeting a minority in the United States”. The resolution was drafted by a Muslim organization, EmgageUSA…

The resolution refers to hate crimes against Muslims, Jews, African-Americans, Hindus, and Sikhs and was sponsored by Senator Kamala Harris and co-sponsored by Senator Marco Rubio, Senator Dianne Feinstein, and Senator Susan Collins.

On April 6, almost the exact same text was introduced as House Resolution H.Res. 257, “Condemning hate crime and any other form of racism, religious or ethnic bias, discrimination, incitement to violence, or animus targeting a minority in the United States”. A House Resolution can be reintroduced as legislation.

They’re just resolutions, but both the House and the Senate passed one.

They both say this

Whereas, in 2015, hate crimes targeting Muslims in the United States increased by 67 percent,

cough*bullsthit*cough

According to these two FBI links, 2015

51.3 percent were anti-Jewish.
22.2 percent were anti-Islamic (Muslim).
4.4 percent were anti-Catholic….

52.7 percent were motivated by anti-Black or African American bias.
18.2 percent stemmed from anti-White bias.
9.4 percent were classified as anti-Hispanic or Latino bias.

3.3 percent resulted from anti-Asian bias.

 

and 2014

58.2 percent were anti-Jewish.
16.3 percent were anti-Islamic (Muslim).
6.1 percent were anti-Catholic…

63.5 percent were motivated by anti-Black or African American bias.
22.8 percent stemmed from anti-White bias.
5.5 percent resulted from anti-Asian bias.

Notice the EXPLOSION of anti-Asian hate! 2/3 increase and I haven’t seen shit about it. Why isn’t anybody talking about that? Does our media hate them?

Also notice the HUGE INCREASE of anti-Catholic hate-crimes! It increased more than both Muslim and Jewish hate crimes and yet, there’s no mention of protecting Catholics in the House and Senate resolutions.

Huh. Why…it’s almost as if they’re posturing assholes who hate their voters and are trying to get new ones!?!?!?!?!

 

This might be new. If it makes it here.

Venezuela is the endgame for the game of Destroy The Rule Of Law our fine betters are playing

It is not just the country’s economy and political system that are sick, but society itself, experts say. An epidemic of lynchings is one of the most gruesome symptoms.

– ‘Justice’ –

AFP journalists filmed a lynching close-up in a busy street in the capital Caracas.

A witness says he stopped the man who had tried to rob a woman at gunpoint in a bakery. Then the mob took over.

“You’re lucky we didn’t burn you,” a voice yells, as police lug the man, limp but still breathing, into the back of their car.

The crowd yells in satisfaction — but not at the man’s arrest. They think they are the ones who have done justice here.

“Their aim is to kill the person before the police arrive,” says Marco Ponce, coordinator of the Venezuelan Social Conflict Observatory (OVCS)…

“In lynchings, citizens let out their anger in the face of a state that is not defending their right to justice,” says Ponce.

But they don’t seem to care. Or possibly they’re really too stupid to realize it.

Actually, I’m gonna go with Hanlon’s Law on this one. They really are that stupid.

 

Speaking of roving bands of vigilantes,  Evergreen College violent fascists will never get old.

A telling exchange, one of many:

“It essentially sounded like you were being held hostage. If you wanted to go to the bathroom, you had to go with two escorts – is that true?”

“Erm, that’s what the students felt was true. I was going to go to the bathroom regardless and they wanted to escort me.”

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why did they want to escort you to the bathroom?”

“I don’t know.”

“Did you ask them?”

“No, of course not.”

From Michael Moynihan’s short film on events at Evergreen State College, where ‘progressive’ utopia is under construction.

Lovely

In the thread below, several commenters note that the dramas at Evergreen – this Theatre of the Bedlamites™ – is merely an extension and enactment of the values being inculcated by the staff. After years of wearing away the customary moral and behavioural restraints, and after years of rewarding pathological vanities and delusions of persecution, the leftist bureaucrats and educators were caught off-guard by the speed and vehemence with which their own protégés turned on them, using mob force and well-practised spite, and merrily wielding baseball bats. Which reveals just how blinded by ideology, and how ludicrous, and unfit, those educators are.

Tolerance!

 

Speaking of the old story of commies coddling their crazy brethren, China and the Norks!

Can China restrain the Norks? My opinion is, of course, that of course they can but they don’t want to. The Plausible Deniability Province of the Chinese empire.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Secretary of Defense James Mattis will meet with their Chinese counterparts…

The top U.S. priority at the dialogue is finding common ground with China on curbing North Korea’s nuclear weapon and missile development…

I wonder what we’ll have to give China. I just hope Tillerson knows the real deal. I figure he does, Exxon can’t ignore reality. Mattis probably knows for sure.

As part of upholding a UN Security Council resolution, China announced in late February that it would no longer receive coal imports from North Korea…

While China has upheld its commitment to the coal ban, it has purchased greater quantities of iron ore, low-end manufactured goods, and seafood – goods not strictly banned by the UN –  resulting in an overall increase in trade revenue for North Korea

Yup

Beijing may also be dissuading Chinese businesses from contracting North Korean labor, a practice the UN identifies as exploitative, and it estimates 50,000 workers worldwide may generate as much as $1.5 billion for the state. As many as 19,000 of these workers are in China. According to the Nikkei Asian Review, beginning in March of last year, Chinese officials began informally telling firms in the provinces bordering North Korea not to contract North Korean workers. While this measure is useful to Beijing for registering “its displeasure with Pyongyang’s missile and nuclear testing,” as an informal policy, it could be easily reversed and does not demonstrate a strong commitment to the sustained pressure needed to demonstrate cooperation to the U.S. and to bring North Korea back to negotiations.

All that means  is, “Let’s give the media something to talk about.” and our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters either fall for it or pretend it’s real. It doesn’t really matter either way I guess. I just like to figure stuff out.

 

Speaking of Old, EUnuchs are energy-dependent on Russia so their foreign policy reflects that!

Nord Stream 2 was concluded after the annexation of Crimea by Putin’s Russia, the war against Ukraine, and the shooting down over Ukraine of the MH17 passenger plane. European consumers will pay for the gas, and the money will go to the Putin regime, strengthening it. There is a high probability that, as usual, the Kremlin will spend the proceeds on propaganda, repression, new wars, and annexations – and Europe will be paying for it.

A Nord Stream representative brushed off these concerns, saying it was all “political speculation … we have already been working with Gazprom for 19 years and are going to continue mutually beneficial cooperation”.

That’s so old and obvious our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters have never even thought of it!

 

I’ve seen a bunch of people making fun of the new Ken dolls. I mostly don’t get it, I mean, it’s for little girls. Is a doll with a man bun really going to be a problem? I’d be more upset about boy bands and Disney sluttifying every girl they get their perverted hands on.

Now, if I were going to do some OUTRAGE MONGERING!!!!! about the new Ken doll, I’d discuss the racism inherent in this picture.

What’s up with putting Fat Ass Barbie with Black Ken? Isn’t that racial profiling?

I’m going to boycott Barbie!!!! I’ll never guy another one! Never another penny!

 

This is going to revolutionize the criminal justice system!

 

 

Important, Ab0ve the Post, 2 Minutes Later, Observation Update! I Meant To Include Update!!!!

Look at the picture of the attemptedly murderous lefty, he’s orange. Should he be on Trump’s side for Orange Solidarity?

Just something that seemed funnier before I wrote it down.

 

Now, on to our post, about Plan…uhhh…. what are we up to now?

Hacking the election, secret deals, COLLUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!, am I forgetting anything?

Now we see OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

President Trump fired back at reports Wednesday that he’s being investigated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice.

“They made up a phony collusion with the Russians story, found zero proof, so now they go for obstruction of justice on the phony story. Nice,” he tweeted Thursday morning.

Bingo, bango, bongo. It’s not obstruction of justice, his real crime is Obstruction Of The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party.

Rep. Mark Sanford, a Republican from South Carolina, said Thursday morning that President Donald Trump is “partially to blame” for the rhetoric that led to Wednesday’s shooting during the GOP baseball practice in Alexandria, Virginia.

“I would argue that the president is at least in partially — not in any way totally — but partially to blame for demons that have been unleashed

Yes, he ran for office, said stuff that got half the electorate happy and got elected. For that, he can never be forgiven.

We are so boned.

 

I wonder, is assassination before or after impeachment?

Just a few days ago, a woman associated with Antifa attacked a police horse, using a flagpole with nails extending from it. At the same incident in Pennsylvania, other Antifa terrorists had sharpened bamboo poles and baseball bats…

Conservatives and those perceived to be conservatives have been attacked. The weapons have included glitter-filled gel, urine bombs, chains, bicycle locks and baseball bats. As their violence becomes more intense, it is now only a question of when, not if, someone will be killed.

Oh wait, that was just the regular violence against people who disagree with our fine, lefty betters. And it was before that Bernie Bro tried to assassinate a political enemy.

I had figured impeachment would be first, it really ticks me off when I’m too naive and trusting.

 

Here we see the Wash Post explaining how a guy who was hunting Republicans is an attack ON US ALL!!!!!!!!!

Washington Post
Opinion: The baseball shooting wasn’t an attack on the GOP. It was an attack on all of us.

I actually agree with them. Well, sorta kinda. That guy exposed that the Wash Post’s rhetoric encourages political murder. That’s an attack.

Also, as we saw above, the GOP is far more on the side of the Wash Post than mine, so an attack on them is an attack on the Wash Post.

So not “us” so much as “Us Better People!!!!!”.

 

Here we have the NY Times smearing not just Sarah Palin, but… surrounding a story so you know what’s what and who’s who.

The original “mistake” wasn’t. That’s Holy Writ for leftists. The “correction” won’t be seen in the print edition, which is the point.

I hope Sarah Palin sues the shit out of them and wins $millions.

Also notice the “including a 9-year-old girl”, they never mention Judge John Roll who was killed when that crazy guy who was angry about grammar went on a shooting spree.

They need to mention a lefty gun grabber and a child, they need to grab my guns and show the Right is where the real violence is, mentioning anything that screws up that narrative is verboten.

 

A Trump Is Pissing Me Off Moment.

The other day when I saw Tillerson had said that the Palestinians were going to stop paying for terrorism I laughed at the very idea.

Turns out I was wrong!

Palestinian officials stated on Wednesday that they have no intent to stop these terror payments. However, the Trump administration still endorses a budget proposal that would increase aid to the Palestinian government by nearly five percent, bringing the total amount of U.S. aid to around $215 million.

Oh wait, I mean I wuz right.

Of course.

Jeezum. it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure out the middle east. You just have to pay attention to what they do, not what they and our fine media betters say.

I don’t know what the hell they’re doing giving those murderous assholes any money, much less more money. But here we are.

 

Trump is Doing His Job Moment.

President Trump’s pledge to wipe out the notoriously violent MS-13 gang is gaining traction — at least in the Empire State.

Federal officials have rounded up close to 40 accused members of MS-13 in New York City and Long Island in the 30 days following vows by Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to crack down on the gang, known for terrorizing immigrant communities.

Of the 45 N​ew ​Y​ork​-area gang arrests over the last month by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security, 39 were affiliated with MS-13,

Good. We do not need to import vicious, savage, murderous gangs, our fine media betters have been providing quite enough of that. That’s surely not jobs Americans won’t do.

Notice the “At least in NY”, they could have checked to see that he is doing it all over the country, but they have to take shots at him. Never Trumpers to the end!

 

More Trump doing his job in getting that nitwit back from the Norks. I’m a little surprised by this.

Doctors treating Otto Warmbier, the comatose US student released from North Korean detention this week, said Thursday the 22-year-old had suffered extensive brain damage, the cause of which remains unknown…

The doctors said Warmbier’s severe brain injury was most likely — given his young age — to have been caused by cardiopulmonary arrest cutting the blood supply to the brain…

Kanter added that body scans had revealed no evidence of acute or healing fractures to the chest, abdomen or skull.

I figured there would be all manner of damage to his skull. So instead of beating him, they choked him. I would have expected lots of beatings.

 

Get out your Bi-Partisan squeezy bulbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you can use your regular GOP one if that’s all you have)

GOP voters device

Senate Votes To Sanction Russia For Helping Obama In Syria and Hacking Our Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and invading Crimea.

The Senate on Wednesday voted overwhelmingly to impose tough sanctions against Russia for meddling in the US election, invading Crimea and backing Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad.

The bill — which passed by a 97-2 margin — includes language that would prevent President Trump from lifting the sanctions without congressional approval.

I’m not linking it because I care, it’s too idiotic. I’m linking for What The Fuck Happened To The NY Post? reasons.

“Democrats and Republicans are joining together to warn the president he cannot lift sanctions without our approval,” said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (F-NY).

They also have a picture of Chuck Schumer for the story. Why have the Minority Leader? There’s no mention of McConnell. Are they pushing Dems to go with their Never-Trumpism or are they subtly explaining that Chuck Schumer is running the Senate from the Minority position.

I figure it’s the first, We Hate Trump bullshit. Adios NY Post, it was fun while it lasted. We’ll always have Headless Body Found In Topless Bar.

Sens. Mike Lee (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) were the no votes.

Bravo. There are plenty of reasons to fuck with Putin, doing it over some idiotic lies is pathetic.

Moldova, a former Soviet state that has long been the focus of a struggle for influence between Russia and the West, expelled the diplomats on May 29. It did not explain the decision, with Prime Minister Pavel Filip saying only that his government had “good reasons”.

According to the sources, who are familiar with the case, the five were ejected because of their alleged activities as undercover officers with the Russian military intelligence agency, the GRU.

They said Moldovan officials believed the Russians were recruiting fighters from Gagauzia, an autonomous southern region home to an ethnic Turkish population that is pro-Russian and opposes closer integration with the European Union.

Like that. Fomenting war around the region so he can rebuild the USSR would be a good reason. But our fine Congressional betters are focused laser-like on fucking us and getting Trump.

 

Or, you know, this.

Russia can use nuclear weapons in the event of an armed conflict in Northern Europe, according to a report released by Swedish Defense Research Agency…

In particular, Swedish experts noted that the Russian Federation was modernizing and increasing its arsenal of short-range nuclear weapons while the West was reducing nuclear weapons, the agency reports.

According to the experts, the Russian Federation is convinced that it is possible to win a local nuclear war and, therefore, the threat of a nuclear conflict can arise faster than during the Cold War.

That italiced part is more of Obama’s smirt duhplomacy paying off.

 

I like this blog, I’m not sure why that name though. Should be “Commonsense Is A Wonder” but then, it’s not my blog.

I’m linking because they linked to this story.

He had just left his office by car and was passing a nearby church when the state security vans swooped in on Wilmer Azuaje.

Put on a military plane hours later on May 3, the 40-year-old regional lawmaker – one of the best-known opposition figures in the rural home state of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez – has not been seen since.

“He’s disappeared. They kidnapped him. There is complete silence,” said his mother, Carmen Cordero, who has been traveling between Barinas state and the capital, Caracas, to seek information on him at the headquarters of national intelligence service Sebin.

Murdering their political opponents. Now that’s socialism done right! Right US Democrats?

 

Speaking of socialist dictators, Chicago!

The “Can the Tax Coalition” is trying to get the word out to warn Cook County residents that they’ll be paying anywhere from 29 percent to 67 percent more for cans, cases, 2-liter containers or gallons of drinks.

I wonder if any of the soda bootleggers will call himself Al Capone.

Eh, no matter what I’m sure it’s going to make violence skyrocket. Well, it’ll increase, I’m not sure if Chicago will still be there if it skyrockets.

 

This Is Awesome!

The Hearing Protection Act has been attached to the SHARE act, which is a sportsman’s omnibus bill, and what a glorious omnibus it is. Of the important things the SHARE act does:

Eliminates the sporting purposes language from GCA ’68 and the law on armor piercing ammunition.
Creates a blanket exception for shotguns to prevent arbitrary reclassification as destructive devices.
Moves silencers/suppressors from Title II to Title I (no longer an NFA item).
Preempts states from playing games to discourage silencers but does not outright prevent states from banning them. (limited preemption)
Enhances the FOPA language to include travel by means other than vehicles.
Creates remedies against states that violate the safe travel provisions, including a cause of action and attorneys fees.
A bunch of hunting related shit I don’t really care about.

Can you tell I want silencers? I refuse to beg the gov’t if I can get one, they’re safety devices and should be safe, legal and ubiquitous.

The bolded part is the Fuck NJ Act. Those sonsobitches love stealing your guns while you’re legally driving through and making you spend years and $thousands to get your legally owned and transported property back. Cuz Chris Christie is a real conservative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Man, Bono’s gonna be pissed.

That was one Chinese man’s reality until doctors removed nearly 30 inches of his swollen large intestine which weighed 13 kilograms, or 28.6 pounds, and was filled with feces which had been collecting there since birth.

Inverse reports that the anonymous man was diagnosed with Hirschsprung’s disease, a congenital condition caused by missing nerve cells in the bowel, which results in, ahem, movement issues

How many courics is 28 lbs?

Although, I’d bet Bono will argue you have to actually crap it out for it to count as the biggest piece of shit.

 

I am so close to deciding whoever runs the President Hillary! blog is not a Hillary fan, it’s a new version of FrnakJ’s In My World.

Exhibit A

 In a rare instance of leaking under the Clinton Administration, a newly published memo authored by F.B.I. Director James Comey proves that he thought that he and President Hillary Rodham Clinton would: “Live in a mansion in Hawaii, have 74 children, and drive a limo,” according to instincts that Comey committed to paper during an epic game of M.A.S.H.

In intelligence circles, “M.A.S.H.” is spy slang for “Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House.”

According to people who have seen the memo, Comey’s ultimate prediction for his occupation is unintelligible: Comey drew a vague, halting and self-referential circle encompassing two seemingly contradictory options:

1) “All-powerful attorney.”

2) “Starbucks barista.”

I find it hard to believe a leftist could be that funny on purpose.

Exhibit B

On Wednesday, Senator John McCain told the Washington Post that during the 2016 election, he defied his party to cast a vote for the Democratic nominee, Hillary Rodham Clinton, who he characterized as a “terrific person” and “American hero.”

“I disagree with her about many things. But she’s a great fucking president, and I always knew she would be a credit to our country,” said McCain, citing Clinton’s professionalism and soaring approval rating. “I’m a patriot first and a Republican second. I was never going to vote for that rapist confederate flag, Donald Trump. He appalls me. He would literally be a disaster,” McCain told the Washington Post’s Karen Tumulty.

That, of course, could be in the NY Times or Wash Post. As a matter of fact, did I post that NY Times article here?

“Thank God we dodged that bullet,” McCain laughed.

According to the Senate historian David Blight, it’s the first time in American history that a former presidential nominee voted against a subsequent nominee of the same party. “Ballots are secret, so they may have done it, but they certainly didn’t talk about it,” said Blight.

Yeah, and our GOP can’t shut up about it.

See? Those last two posts are the tell.

So…Satire.

I might change my mind in the future, but I’m going with Funny on Purpose for now.

 

Going to Vegas for my niece’s wedding tomorrow early.

I won’t be bringing my computer, I’ll have my phone. I don’t usually tube in Vegas, I do read a little but don’t expect to see me here until Sunday or Monday (depending on if I’m out of cash Sun morning)

There’s actually news out there! Not good news, but news.

Important, Near The Top Of The Post, Stop Drinking Now, Headlines Are Fun! Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bernie Supporter Shot At Republican Gathering

This Is CNN!

Now back to the rest of our post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We see in Alexandria, VA how the rhetoric of our fine media and Democratic politicians’ has caused this violent incident.

Old leftist, anti-Trump Bernie Sanders supporter. Exactly encouraged by crazy leftist rhetoric.

Will CNN apologize? I’m sure they’re figuring out how to blame it on Tim Tebow or Sarah Palin as we speak. I did see a guy at MSNBC say just because this guy was part of a group that wants to Get Trump and talks about violence, we can’t read anything into that. Added as I was finishing up: CNN is explaining how his calls to attack Republicans is not indicative of his motives, it’s too soon to figure out. At least he didn’t yell Allahu Akbar or we’d never learn anything.

It has to be becoming blatantly to pretty much everybody that our fine media  betters standard standard is a tad…dishonest, vicious and utterly hypocritical.

One more thing, notice the picture.

A good union worker! I guess the Dems decided to branch out from just using SEIU thugs to attack their political opponents.

 

Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste!!! Clintonista, scumbag, gun-grabber and corrupt assholes sez

At a news conference on the shooting at a Republican baseball practice in Alexandria, Governor of Virginia Terry McAuliffe (D) called for gun control. McAuliffe called for more background checks and ending “gunshow loopholes.” McAuliffe said 93 million people are a victim of gun violence a day.

You know what that means? In 3 or 4 days America will be depopulated! I’m going to Vegas this weekend, so long as I can avoid being murdered by my guns, I will be the only person there! Hah! No lines, everything comped! I’ll be King of the Strip!

I might even do a show. Via The Real King Of France. (accept no substitute!)

 

Some other stuff.

I never understood the Bill Cosby deal.

While admitting in a 2005 deposition he gave Constand several blue Benadryl pills that night in January 2004, Cosby has always said the incident was consensual.

He gave women drugs for sex, he didn’t drug them and rape them, he said, “Hey, I have some drugs. Do you want to have sex?” That woman had sex with him multiple times for drugs.

The jury was asking questions that seemed to point out they were wondering the same thing.

 

I’m a little embarrassed, I wuz wrong about Megyn Kelly. I thought she would be all about OUTRAGE-MONGERING and GETTING TRUMP!!!!! and would have low ratings.

Instead, she’s actually trying to perform journalism and she has low ratings.

NBC News is moving ahead with plans to air Megyn Kelly’s interview with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones this weekend despite a backlash that has cost the show advertisers and led to Kelly being dropped as host for an event by an organization founded by parents of children killed at the Sandy Hook Elementary School.

After years at Fox, she didn’t realize how different other places are. They’re about misinformation, disinformation and affirmation, not giving information.

I still think she’s a nitwit, she’s just not a good interviewer. “So and so says this, what do you have to say about that?” is about her speed so it’s funny she’s being hounded for attempting journalism.

Sorta like when Chuck Hagel was fired for being competent. Just something too ridiculous to predict.

 

Yay! Tolerance!

A local mosque was paying a physician to perform female genital mutilation on young girls, an attorney serving as a guardian for the doctor’s children alleged in court Tuesday.

He denies it, but it feels right. It’s what we see all over the world.

 

I didn’t want to Comey or Mueller, but here we are.

A high-ranking Justice Department official believes Special Counsel Robert Mueller has granted a complete get-out-of-jail-free-card deal for disgraced FBI Director James Comey: A coveted immunity deal in exchange for cooperating as a key witness.

“The immunity is a done deal,” a Justice Department source said. “Mueller can do whatever he wants. We (Justice) have no say but after many years working criminal cases I know Comey has been given immunity. You can tell by the way he is acting now and the fact that Mueller has kept us in the dark about his investigation.”

I’ve been trying to avoid anonymous sources, but as we’ve seen, giving immunity to the guilty is how our fine betters roll.

It does leave us with a question. Did Mueller teach Comey that technique or did Mueller learn it from Comey’s handling of the Hillary whitewashing?

These are the question future historians will be asking as they’re digging through the rubble of western civilization.

 

I keep seeing this story and it has me…. I’m not sure what. Somewhat confused but mostly fully-believing disbelief.

 We now see happening what those of us who worried about what would happen if the Tories would lose the elections feared: Brexit is coming under pressure. Yes, the government still seems to go ahead with Britain’s break from the European Union, but it’s negotiation position has been weakened tremendously. Labour may say they’re in favor of Brexit now, but it’s crystal clear that the socialists are in their hearts Europhiles.

Just because Teh Peepul voted for Brexit, their betters get to decide.

As for the bolded part, I’ve been expecting negotiations going on for a very long time. Decades if they don’t just tell their serfs to shut up, pay their taxes and go to mosque.

 

There is some news that I have not seen on TV at all. I checked last night when I saw Drudge had something about and nothing. Now today,  they’re talking about the lefty union-member hunting Republicans while avoiding telling us he was a lefty union-member who was hunting Republicans.

Six people have been confirmed killed in a huge fire that ripped through a west London tower block, but police expect the death toll to rise…

Some were reported to have attempted to use bin bags as makeshift parachutes.

Pictures showed flames engulfing the block and a plume of smoke visible across the capital, while others showed desperate residents looking out of windows in the block.

They had a bunch of video, I’m surprised CNN didn’t go to it. Foxnews sucks at Breaking News during their prime-time hours, but CNN usually goes to it.

 

Okay, this is so twisted I wonder how often it’s happened before.  The universe has a very sick sense of humor.

The truth is that the soldiers are struggling to survive, too, resorting to stealing from anyone they apprehend who happens to carry a valuable. Lower-ranking soldiers, Venezuelans told me, earn the minimum wage, $43 a month, while forced to use their authority to silence political dissidents. Thefts have become so common that, this week, the country’s defense minister Vladimir Padrino López warned armed forces against excessive force, saying he did not want to see “one more national guardsman committing an atrocity on the street.”

The oppressing troops are little better off than the people they’re oppressing so they have to steal to eat.

Who shorts pay to their thugs?

Idiots, that’s who. That way lays chaos when the oppressors try to change sides but the oppressees are less than thrilled about forgiving and forgetting about their children being head shot.

 

Putin knows you pay the thugs. He also knows how to use them far better than the secret policeman in Venezuela.

Of course there is no war in Moscow. It was the special measures taken for nationwide anti-corruption demonstrations organised by the opposition leader Alexey Navalny more than a month ago.

Only on Sunday evening, on his blog, did Navalny change the location of the protest, mobilising people to meet at the central Tverskaya Street at 2pm, instead of the peripheral Sakharova Avenue.

It was 1 pm when I was heading to the meeting point, but already the unofficial presidential candidate Navalny had been detained outside his house for having ‘organised unlawful protests’.

He stops those protests before they start.

 

WTF?

American college student Otto Warmbier has landed back in the United States after more than 17 months in detention in North Korea.
Warmbier has been in a coma for over a year

How did we not know about this?

North Korea told a US official that Warmbier contracted botulism and slipped into the coma after taking a sleeping pill, a senior State Department official told CNN.

If you believe that… I really can’t think of something to counter that, it’s just too idiotic. I wonder what happened and I wonder if we’ll ever find out.

I’d expect some head trauma from being beaten by other prisoners and guards.

 

Speaking of not believing murderous dictators, Terrorstan!

US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told senators on Tuesday that the Palestinian leadership had changed its policy and intends to stop paying the families of terrorists jailed for attacking or killing Israelis.

“They have changed that policy and their intent is to cease the payments to the families of those who have committed murder or violence against others,” Tillerson said. “We have been very clear with them that this [practice of paying terrorists] is simply not acceptable to us.”

I call bullshit. They’ll just hide it for a while. I do applaud at least getting them to pretend, of course, we haven’t heard what he said in Arabic right after us that. English for “dialogue”, Arabic for “Death to The Great Satan!”

It should have been reported though. You know why it wasn’t?

Tillerson’s comments were made during a public hearing on Capitol Hill with the Senate Foreign Relations Committee

No use of Anonymous Sources! That’s just shoddy journalism. You need an unconfirmed ‘leak’ from an anonymous source if you want to be a journolist!

Well…that or that it made Trump look good. Our fine media betters can’t have that happening!

 

Now we just need to airdrop in some weapons and ammo and we can leave Afghanistan… Mission Accomplished!

Isis have taken control of a mountain redoubt in Afghanistan that used to be the fortress of Osama Bin Laden, former leader of al-Qaeda.

Officials and villagers fleeing the area told the New York Times that Isis militants captured the cave complex, in the Nangarhar Province, on Wednesday (14 June) after week-long fighting in the region.

Let’s shake that bucket of scorpions! I wonder, can we get the Russians back in there?

 

Got a few chucklers today but before that we’ll look at one of the coldest punishments a judge could give.

A Kansas man who robbed a bank last September and told police that he was hoping to get caught so he would get prison time to escape his wife, was sentenced Tuesday to six months of home confinement after pleading guilty…

That ain’t right.

Via Dave Barry. who is perhaps too afraid of squirrels (they make dogs and guns for that), but has never comeyed so far as I know.

 

Let’s ELITE!

I wonder how they explain the different roles performed by the different genders of animals and insects.

 

This one is my favorite kind of Global warmmongering. Hilariously clueless global warmmongering.

The study, entitled BaySys, is a $17-million four-year-long program headed by the University of Manitoba. It was planning to conduct the third leg of its research by sending 40 scientists from five Canadian universities out into the Bay on the Canadian Research Icebreaker CCGS Amundsen to study “contributions of climate change and regulation on the Hudson Bay system.”…

Unfortunately, the ship was forced to abandon its mission after the Canadian Coast Guard requested that the icebreaker be used to help fishing vessels and cargo ships from the “unprecedented ice.”

There’s too much ice in June to study Global Worming. Why does Gaia hate global warrmongers? I figure it’s like Jesus whipping the money-changers in the Temple, Gaia is upset at people making money off her religion.

I will make fun of this guy a little

That’s it. That’s all the research they need. There is “unprecedented ice” in the summer. Everyone can go home.

Dude, if they were going to allow reality to intrude on their crusade they wouldn’t be global warmmongers.