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Oh for fuck’s sake

Posted: November 4, 2016 by aliceaitch in Parent of the Day

Feel good medicine to help them sleep.

Another day, another minitrue outlet obfuscating the issue.

Fortunately for Hillary — but not the Democrats — heedless incompetence is not a federal crime.

Yeah, see as Comey said, it is a crime.

They have to keep history straight

Back in the days of Whitewater and witch-hunting independent prosecutor Kenneth Starr

Yeah, and he kept finding witches.

If this were a normal election, the Democrats would deserve to take their lumps for sticking with …, the Clinton tradition of entitlement might rightly become an overarching issue

But it’s not a normal election, it’s the election where they need to get Hillary! elected.

They just can’t help it. Even in an article supposedly bashing Hillary!, it’s a call to arms for her.


There’s an ironclad law that if she’s hot, a woman who has sex with underage kids will not go to jail.

A Georgia mom avoided jail time after she allegedly had sex with a teenager at a booze- and drug-fueled party that included a few games of naked Twister….

started playing naked Twister in the living room with a group of the teens before she left the game to have sex with an 18-year-old in the bathroom.

The sordid tale wasn’t done there, however, because after the tryst in the bathroom, Lehnardt was apparently still “horny,” so she brought out her sex toys and began to pleasure herself in front of the gathered teenagers…

The group then got naked and got into Lehnardt’s hot tub and continued to party.


Hot. I bet a dollar the judge and prosecutor were beating off while listening to the testimony.

This part does leave us with a question.

she fell asleep but was awakened to find her daughter’s well-endowed 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her.

Did two rapes occur? The woman having sex with a kid and the kid having sex with a passed out woman. I wish they had prosecuted both. That would have been funny.


Speaking of rapes, who coulda seen this coming?

Police in Sweden are investigating five reported rapes and nearly forty instances of groping at two music festivals over the weekend.

“Foreign young men“ were blamed…


So who coulda seen it coming? Anybody paying attention.

This should end well.

…Sweden. Because the government decided to offer residence permits to every Syrian who requests one, it’s estimated that by the end of 2014 another 80,000 will have come.

Well, not so much end well as make Denmark and Finland laugh their asses off.


You know Denmark and Finland are laughing their asses off.


In regard to yesterday, the fix was in.

Here’s just one but it appears EVERYONE knew that though Hillary committed crimes way worse than those of David Petraeus, she would be cleared.

The media was so confident they wrote the stories ahead of time and posted them as soon as the announcement was made,


Huh, funny that. A few years ago I would have said that was just paranoia, now? Spot on.



I am not the worst parent on the planet, not by far.

Round and Round We Go

Posted: February 20, 2013 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Parent of the Day

We’ve gone round and round so much I think we can almost call it a revolution!

Wow! Whodathunk the Beatles are the Voice of Reason?

Let’s seem some unreason. (irreason? illreason? prognosticationreason?)

This guy seems to think only the right people are allowed rights.  As California is working on taking guns away from the hoi polloi, this sheriff is making sure people who give him money get their guns.

But there is another group that seems to have better luck than most in obtaining permits: friends of Lee Baca. Those who’ve given the sheriff gifts or donated to his campaign are disproportionately represented on the roster of permit holders.

Listen, we need the right people to be armed.

I think stuff like that will lead to a revolution.

Let’s see if anybody agrees!

This guy seems to.

A Milwaukee County Sheriff has warned that a second American Revolution may be sparked if unconstitutional gun laws are enforced by police and sheriff’s department officials.

Now, I’ve been talking about good paranoia, people becoming afraid of their gov’t, and noticing it more and more, it’s popping up in the weirdest places.

Even this guy agrees, and he’s not all that bright.

Sure sounds to me like a government hell-bent on making sure they can beat a society back down if there is unrest.

I’m trying to figure out at which point I am supposed to feel safer.

When they tighten the shackles so you can’t hurt yourself.

Okay, I saw this at Say Uncle’s and didn’t realize exactly how fucking scary it is until Bob Owens (who is very fucking paranoid) fleshed it out some more.

Apparently, the DHS agrees on the chances for revolution so they’re not just buying billions of rounds of ammo to prepare, check this fucking scary ass shit out.

It’s the full line of DHS’ “No More Hesitation” targets so they can get used to shooting people you wouldn’t normally think of as threats. Who? Pregnant women, old men and other Americans who the DHS might feel the need to blow away.


Holy fucking shit.  They’re making it so DHS people won’t hesitate to shoot a teenage girl with a toddler on a playground. Holy fucking shit.

Important update:

I started wondering about this, I trust Bob Owens and Say Uncle, but I didn’t go to the source. Here’s an update from the above link.

UPDATE: LETargets, which can be contacted at 888-489-7830 to verify the authenticity of these products. The salesperson I spoke with said the page has been pulled, but they are continuing to sell these targets. When asked what their purpose was, she nervously didn’t want to answer and pointed me to a spokesperson, Laren Helms, who has yet to return my call. Also, they seem unwilling to indicate whether federal agencies like DHS or the DOJ have purchased these particular targets. This may be due to privacy reasons, though it is tax payer money and this is not a national security issue.

LeTargets website. I’m trying to find stuff on their site but apparently their server is “too busy”.

You can see a long list of federal agencies they supply, DHS is not there but ATF, ICE and others, which is what you would expect if they freaked out and pulled the DHS page.  I’ll update if I see anything.

I might also update if Dejah Thoris sees anything.      Thanks Dejah, I’ll find out who here hates you.

That link shows they used to claim they sold to DHS, so I’m saying, “True!”

You make the call! Now, back to the post!

Now personally, I’d think there’s like a 1 in 865 trillion chance that a federal agent would need to open fire on a teenage girl surrounded by children on a playground, so pardon me if that scares me fucking shitless.

Check out the whole line, it’s the opposite of the jihadi/zombie targets Americans would buy,  it’s more like the targets zombies and jihadis would buy before going on a killing spree.

I would suggest one thing to them, if they think they need to start shooting teenage girls on a playground, they might want to add Marines, Soldiers, Airmen and Sailors to their list of targets, cuz I have a feeling some of those people might have something to say about the whole, “Federal agents shooting teenage girls and toddlers” thing if it gets widespread.

Also notice the misspelling in there, “dipicting”, “childred” “highligting”, I worked for the federal gov’t for nearly 12 years and every, single, email or printed notice I got was rife with misspellings. Just a pet peeve. They misspelled “patent” sometimes and I worked for the Patent Office.

All the links in this post were meant to be in the last post but I felt they deserved their own post.

They’re actually the ones that I thought would make your heart go pit-a-pat. Sorry for the confusion.

I’ll end on what should have been the feel-good story of the day but unfortunately, we can’t have fun things in Puritan America.

What’s a boy’s 16th birthday party without strippers and lap dances?

What indeed? So the Mom of the Year decided to have a cumming out party.

The story starts out good enough, but then they get to the puritan part.

A New York mother has been charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child after she allegedly hired two strippers to perform lap dances on the guests at her son’s 16th birthday party.

Sonomabatch, she should be getting a mug that says, “World’s Greatest Mom” and instead she’s getting a striped jumpsuit.
Bastards! And how do you get 5 counts when you only had 2 strippers? Sonomabatch.

There’s an old joke about a virginal girl who married a Greek guy, her mother warned her not to let him “turn her over”.  So after the honeymoon, the girl asks her husband why he didn’t try to turn her over.

He replies. “Because I don’t want kids yet.” Badum-cheeee!

It obviously needs to be updated.

Afghan women, emboldened by the presence of U.S. troops. have complained about beatings they’ve suffered at the hands of their husbands. The domestic violence reportedly stemmed from the inability of the women to become pregnant and produce sons, highly valued in Afghan society….

Virtually all of the younger men who beat their wives (over their inability to become pregnant)

So Afghan men are beating women for not getting  pregnant, you can see where this is going (heh).

had been former “apprentices” of older Afghan men, who used them for their sexual pleasure. Upon entering marriage, whatever the men knew of sex had been learned during their “apprenticeship,” at the hands of the older man. To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for conception….

the Army called in its psychological operations teams, which developed information campaigns in Pashtun areas, explaining the basics of heterosexual relations

We had to teach them how to fuck.

I think that was a mistake, if ever there was a culture that deserves to die off, it’s the boy-fucking, women-beating, terrorist-loving Pashtun barbaricum.

Saw it here, but I had to find another link cuz his Washington Examiner link is dead.

What’s the first thing *you* think of when you hear the word ‘spinner‘?