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Jean Has A Long Moustache!

 

Invasion Tomorrow!

Going ashore

Of course, this time it’s the forces of fascism who are planning on blowing up trains and stations.

I’m posting this tonight because I’m in AZ so by the time I get up, Trump might just be POTUS! My last post under Obama!

Or… my last post before Obama gets his Emergency Powers!!!!!! on and we start to pick up Radio Free Texas here in AZ telling us if John’s mustache is indeed long.

In an absolutely stunning CNN segment, the anti-Trump cable news networks media analyst Brian Stelter floated the idea that the impending Trump presidency is an actual national emergency.

…Remember, Obama has already ordered an investigation into supposed Russian hacking of the elections to specifically help Trump. What aired on CNN Sunday could very easily have been the beginnings of a media narrative leading to Obama announcing that his investigation has found direct connections between Russia and Trump’s campaign and therefore he has to declare a national emergency and stay in office until either Clinton is pushed through or a new election (minus Trump) is held.

…it is strikingly obvious that the entire establishment is doing everything in their power to stop Trump from ever taking office…

 

Mmmmm, that’s good paranoia.

I’m not accepting that Trump will be POTUS until Saturday.

 

The awesomeness that will hopefully be our future.

RUSH (Limbaugh V): This John Lewis business, Trump… I’m telling you, folks, the guy… They just can’t intimidate him, they can’t scare him, they can’t shut him up. He’s back tweeting about John Lewis. Now, you would think that after the press barrage of the last couple of days their effort to shame Trump for, “How dare you attack this man who was beat up on the Pettus Bridge in Selma 50 years ago? How dare you attack him! How dare you?” Trying to shame Trump. “You attack John Lewis, civil rights icon?” So Trump tweets out, “John Lewis lied. He said mine is the first inauguration he’s not gonna attend.

 

It’ll be very entertaining no matter what.

 

So… OUTRAGE!!!!!! monger, Megyn Kelly, left Foxnews and boy are they missing her!

Since taking over for Megyn Kelly, who departed earlier this month for NBC News, ratings in the 9 p.m. time slot have seen double-digit increases.

 

I’ve been flipping to Tucker Carlson a bunch, he’s a hoot. Last night he should have shut off that congresscritters mic, the guy wouldn’t shut up and kept denying what he had just said.

Just flipped to his show and caught a chilling video of a 1o-12 year old boy who had started a fire in the street protesting Trump. I’m seriously sure that his parents are very proud of him.

See? Fucking chilling. The rest of the vid is very educational.

 

Speaking of Megs, is she working yet? I can’t find anything online about it. Once she’s at NBC, I do look forward to lefties’ about-face on her being Eva Braun.

I also look forward to her daily OUTRAGES!!!!!! about Trump, NBC probably has that in the contract.

 

Fake News! Lives! It seems that maybe, just maybe, Putin would have preferred the person he’s been bribing for a long time who is the wife of another of Putin’s bribees?!!?!?!?

But inside the Kremlin, the initial euphoria over having a Putin admirer in the White House is giving way to skepticism that any meaningful detente with the U.S. can be achieved, according to four senior officials in Moscow.

 

There was no “euphoria” in the Kremlin, there’s probably a profound sadness that their bitch is leaving office.

The next time someone tells you Putin wanted Trump more than Hillary, ask them if Putin would want Trump more than Obama. If that person says, “Yes”, then you can safely ignore anything that person says.

 

In Akbar Britain News, Adhan!

Islamic CALL TO PRAYER Held Inside Historic British CATHEDRAL

Cultural suicide is very sad. Especially since that’s the ’empire’ that most Americans equate most with Rome.

 

In, Not Getting Trump News, this guy does not seem to understand Trump.

Trump intends to offer Putin the sanctions lift in exchange for a deal on a nuclear arms cut…

we can say that the Russians are simply bargaining…

 

Wait, you mean Trump might end up in negotiations with Putin? Oh Noes!!!!!!! He’s never done that before!

 

In SSR news,

“I’ve (President Me V) said before, I expect Russia and Ukraine to have a strong relationship. They are historically bound together in all sorts of cultural and social ways,”

Yeah, they’ve had a very strong relationship since the 30s, they call it Holodomor.

 

What’s this “We” shit Fakenewser? (warning, Wash Post/Minitrue link)

A free press is all of us now

You assholes are on your own. Don’t get me involved in your lie-inflicted disaster, especially after attacking me for decades.

 

The South China Morning Post used to be a good paper. Now that the commies have taken over Hong Kong, it’s just a mouthpiece of the gov’t.

Let’s point and laugh!

China doesn’t want to be America!

I’d say that depends on which China you talk to, the thugocrats or the rest of the country.

 

This one slays me. Trump is just like Mao!

US president-elect Donald Trump could be the true heir of Mao Zedong, according to several China experts in the US who see many identical traits ­between the two men.

Although it does confuse me, is Mao bad now or is Trump good or are Minnie Chan and her editor headed for census duty in the Uighur province?

What’s not confusing is that China’s already told us which POTUS is just like Mao.

obamao

 

Staying with our eastern motif, Engrish!

engrish-win

I bet that’s some fucking sale.

Coupla Dave Barry links.

Sometimes a crime just makes sense.

A MAN dressed as a beer bottle is being sought by police after allegedly stealing two pizzas

I wonder if alcohol was involved.

For those who don’t know, Dave Barry has a fear of squirrels (he must live somewhere they don’t allow dogs or guns), so he’s upset about this.

Squirrel Appreciation Day is observed annually on January 21.

 

Me? I appreciate squirrels, they’re delicious.

My father’s favorite recipe

Leave whole rub inside & out with olive oil, salt & pepper; stuff cavity with celery leaves and mushrooms; bake at 350 about 1/2 hour or until done. DO NOT PARBOIL BEFORE BAKING. They should taste like a Squirrel. If you insist on parboiling drink the water and throw the Squirrel away.

You too can appreciate squirrels! I don’t use mushrooms though, you can substitute turkey stuffing.

 

Let’s end on one of Trump’s most OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! OUTRAGES!!!!!! and how it’s viewed by the people who know.

Remarks from President-elect Donald Trump earlier this week calling NATO allies ‘obsolete’ have been labeled completely unprecedented by everyone except the thousands of American soldiers who have fought alongside them in Afghanistan, sources confirmed today.

 

That’s one of those things All The Right People cannot admit.

I’ve decided that we won’t end on that, let’s end on this instead!

vote-trump

Good luck America. Tomorrow it might just get a whole lot funnier to go with the all the extra endiness caused by Obama’s last months.

The Sun’ll Come Out

Posted: January 19, 2017 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

Tomorrow!

One more day of Obama fucking America. I mean ‘actively’ fucking America, he has left plenty of landmines for us to keep us fucked and fucking us for years after he’s left but today is the last day he’ll be officially fucking us as our elected leader. That’s something.

 

Important Update!!!!!!!

Meant to say, I wonder what utterly classless and assholish thing Obama is going to do tomorrow. It’s going to be narcissistic to the point of solipsism but I just can’t figure out what it’ll be. I do figure that CNN and MSNBC already know because they’ll be all over it.

Now, back to our post already in progress.

 

So let’s see what’s what on Obama’s last day.

The Most Transparent Admin Ever!

It was hard not to snicker when one of the beleaguered White House press secretaries would stand in front of the journalist corps and claim that the executive branch was blazing new trails in openness.

I have to disagree with Reason on that one, his admin has been utterly transparent.

You always know what he’s going to do and why (fuck America, cuz he hates the whole concept). You can see right through him.

 

This is a two-fer in the Age of Obama.

The man arrested by Miami Beach police Tuesday for allegedly threatening President-elect Donald Trump online is a member of a prominent northeast family close to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

He once gave $20,000 to the Democratic National Committee, DailyMail.com has learned.

The Dems are the ones who make all the death threats and violence as our fine media betters call me a terrorist and the second perfection is that we have to read about angry, violent Dems in furrin papers.

Speaking of violent Democrats, I saw the story about cops finding a gun in a violin case in DC but I didn’t realize it wasn’t just one gun.

According to sources, who did not examine the items but were at the scene on Wednesday, there were what appeared to be homemade silencers that were also found. The sources said there were also ammunition found inside a 5-gallon bucket as well as a couple of handguns. There were also other ammunition found wrapped in duct tape. Additional weapons were located as well.

So… do you think it’s guns for totally-not-violent thugs (Like St. Trayvon) or preparation for the Inauguration? Either way, you know it’s a Dem constituency. How can I say that? A non-Dem constituent who wanted guns would live in America, they can move a few miles south and be there (for now).

 

As everybody was screeching that Trump was racist for wanting to drain the swamp I thought, “Of course. Racists always want to drain the swamp!”(from 2009)

As the new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi promised to “Drain the Swamp” after more than ten years of Republican rule in Washington

Of course, I don’t think Trump is a racist (He was the opposite of a racist when he was a Democrat), but I don’t feel like debating that considering the evidence I just provided, the difference being that Nancy didn’t mean it

Now it appears that Nancy Pelosi is actively working to block federal investigations of corrupt democrats in Congress.

It’s a good thing for Dems that’s when Obama took over cuz then they had the Dept. of “Justice” they wanted.

Hopefully Trump means it when he says he going to drain the swamp.

 

Now, I do not like linking to Polieico, but this story is just too hilarious to not link. A mini-fisking, I’ll be in italics. 

Conclusion first,

It’s time to unleash Joe Biden.

It’s always time to unleash Joe Biden, so far as I’m concerned.

But there is one prominent Democrat who can match Trump blow for blow.

Someone who speaks candidly and honestly(yet ignorantly and oh so stupidly, when he says stuff that’s so untrue as to be Obamanian, I really think it’s cuz he’s an ignorant idiot not lying, YMMV).

Someone with media savvy (funniest line? The media ignores his idiocies, that’s not “savvy” that’s giving out gold stars for not crapping your pants),

policy expertise (the man who has been wrong about every policy decision in the last 50 years. It takes expertise to be that consistently wrong) that his plain-spokenness makes accessible (unintelligible and oh so stupid but he’s surely ready to pontificate on anything). Someone who, if my party is smart (okay, that’s the funniest line), they will find a way to deploy in a quasi-official role:

Oh please, please, please. Trump wouldn’t have to even hire a reelection team for 2020, just run commercials of Joe Biden.

 

The last time this is funny and endy (I hope)

The IRS Scandal, Day 1351: Two Federal Judges Order Five Officials To Preserve Emails Sought In FOIA Lawsuits; Judicial Watch Fears Another Lois Lerner Situation As Obama Administration Leaves Power

Who’s gonna enforce those orders? Hopefully Trump’s Dept of Justice. You know they’ll fight it, for “justice”!!!!!!, but I really think Trump is going to fuck hard with the IRS after all the hassles he has to have had over his life.

 

Let’s go to Obama’s political home.

Cause

Former Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is offering additional criticism about the federal report released last week that slams the Chicago Police Department for pervasive civil-rights violations.

It being Chicago, Effect!

Former Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy has been subpoenaed in the Jesse Jackson Jr. divorce case.

…The subpoena asks McCarthy to turn over a wealth of information pertaining to a relationship to Sandi — dating back to 2012.

It demands McCarthy turn over records of cash, checks, or property given to Ms. Jackson, including attorney’s fees, groceries, rent or clothing. The subpoena also asks the former superintendent to produce documents detailing what he received from her.

It being America, Hope!

Strike Now Garry

You might as well just come out and tell everyone who saw the video (of a cop shooting a kid 15 or so times that Rahm hid until after the election V)and when they saw it…. Point out the cover-up didn’t come from your office – its came from City Hall and the Department of Law. You have a limited window as the DOJ report is making you a hot commodity.

 

Yup.

580 Students Speak 42 Languages at Buffalo School.

I clicked to see how much that cost a broke NY school district but the story is a glowing tribute to how a Somali who had never been swimming was on the swim team. I’m used to headlines not matching the story, but that headline is pretty much unrelated to the story.

 

R. Daneel Olivaw Sez, $15/hour!

fairness

For Fairness!

 

I have to ask a question, but first, the confusion.

You don’t have to be a futurist to connect the dots. Once autonomous driving technology is proven, it’ll be in every car. It’s not hard to imagine that motorists will soon secure sizable insurance discounts for letting the onboard computer do all the driving.

From there, you can envision a not-too-distant future in which you can’t even drive your own car to your vacation destination. So long, great American road trip. That sensation of steering your own vehicle down the road, of feeling the asphalt under your own tires, will be history.

 

Aren’t those cars going to be able to drive on highways?

Except for the steering part, you’ll still feel asphalt, but now there won’t be a driver who misses most of the scenery to concentrate on the road.

I’m looking forward to self-driving cars. Traffic should move much more quickly and accidents should be reduced dramatically. How many people die in car accidents a year? Bye-bye speeding tickets, DWIs and other revenue-generating schemes.

Luddites bother me.

Well, some luddites. This bit of technological ‘advance’ bothers me.

A German inventor has created rape-proof knickers in the wake of a spate of sex attacks.

The underwear comes equipped with a combination lock and a loud alarm which goes off if they are tampered with.

I prefer the accessorized rape whistle.

whistle

 

It’s more useful for ex-football players.

Former Detroit Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II was arrested while naked for the second time in eight months, according to multiple reports.

Wilson was arrested for running around naked outside a private residence Jan. 10 in Portland, Ore., which is where he allegedly tried to break into a home last June and was shot by the owner before being arrested.

See? If you shoot rapists and other violent thugs they either get dead or arrested, if you scare them away, they go off to rape another day. That’s called, “Non-optimal”.

Racists, like commies, are better dead.

 

Vindifuckingcation!

Temperate language has traditionally been considered a social virtue, but new research suggests that people who refrain from swearing are often the most devious and dishonest.

You should see the search terms that get people here. Heck, look at our word cloud on the left side.

I will say that since Aliceh has stopped posting our formerly high position for searches for “sloppy vagina” has dropped way down. It’s fucking embarrassing as shit.

And the Acela corridor is gonna get such a facecocking!

 

Let’s start with some of the least happy people in the country, our fine, totally non-aligned, media betters!

CNN ran a fake news story trying to malign a Trump appointee. I know, I’ll have to narrow that down. A lot. The latest was Tom Price for HHS. It was a lie, as CNN is wont to broadcast, so Trump sent them a letter telling them to correct their lies.

First on CNN: Trump’s Cabinet pick invested in company, then introduced a bill to help it”

 

Funny , they didn’t seem to be able to tell the truth about the Goldman Sachs revolving door in the Obama admin, where they worked on regulations regulating Goldman Sachs and then went back to work there, but the media is ready, willing and (differently) abled to lie about Trump!

So at least they’re fair in one sense, they lie about both sides, it’s just that they lie to make their favorite party look good and their hated enemy look bad.

 

The Atlanta-Journal (we hate the) Constitution saw Trump make their congresscritter look like the lying sack of shit he is, so they did what our fine media betters do when Teh Peepul might find out the wrong (true) thing.

In its apparent haste to do so, a pair of journalists at the paper committed a colossal math blunder vastly understating the city’s crime rate. With that mistake, the paper made the city look over 13 times safer than it really is.

They made a “mistake”, which, like all Minitrue mistakes, makes the Dem look good and the Republican look like a liar.

 

So after more than a year of the media lyingly attack Trump the Columbia “Journalism” Review wants to make sure that Trump doesn’t get all uppity at his media betters.

In these final days before your inauguration, we thought it might be helpful to clarify how we see the relationship between your administration and the American press corps.

Good start, smug, superior and snotty. The three S’ of modern “Journalism”.

. You’ve taken to Twitter to taunt and threaten individual reporters and encouraged your supporters to do the same

Yeah, ones who wrote blatantly dishonest articles, like the asshole above lying about his HHS pick.

I could spend all day on this bit of jackassery, but let’s get to the first lie

You’ve ridiculed a reporter who wrote something you didn’t like because he has a disability.

That’s right, there’s dispute about that, but just go with the worst interpretation of anything to do with Trump, that’s what “Journalists” do.

But while you have every right to decide your ground rules for engaging with the press, we have some, too.

Those are Lie, Lie, Distort and Lie.

Off the record and other ground rules are ours—not yours—to set.

Because they’re Important! and The Arbiters Of What Should Be!! ( of course, if a Dem wants to go off the record, he could just shove them into a closet. )

We decide how much airtime to give your spokespeople and surrogates

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha. Still smarting from giving him all that free campaigning during the election?

The funniest line of the article.

We believe there is an objective truth, and we will hold you to that.

Liars. You will hold him to the community-based TRUTH!!!!!!! that bears little resemblance to reality.

We will set higher standards for ourselves than ever before.

To lie and distort more than ever before! Yeah, we’ve been watching. That’s why we have Trump.

Eh, I could either put that article in its own post or stop here, this one is going to get too long.

I’ll just make fun of CJR using another of their articles.  The CJR is to “journalism” what Tom Sawyer is to Aunt Polly’s fence.

They’re writing about how people keep using Duffel Blog as a real news source.

I’d like to make fun of this

has duped multiple outlets with his fake newsflashes….

No, they were not ‘duped’. That implies intent. They were sloppy and wrote articles based on a site despite having never seen it before, they didn’t even click on the “about” link (read that, it’s hilarious) before they ran with their “SCOOPS!”. That’s why we have Shep.

The CJR, all about protecting the lies and laziness of lazy, stupid, ignorant and biased reporters since……so long as I’ve read them.

 

Speaking of the lying asshole who is famous for being beaten by Democrats, John Lewis!

Trump should shrug off John Lewis’ cookie-cutter insults

No, he shouldn’t. The more he hammers that shit, the more Minitrue defends blatant lies and vicious, dishonest attacks, the more the curtain is pulled back, the less power lying assholes like the CJR, CNN, the rest of Minitrue, the Democratic party, the GOP  and the rest of the establishment assholes have over our nation.

 

Eh, enough minitrue for a while.

Yesterday I wrote about how Obama is making staffers into GS types, I didn’t realize exactly how slimy he was about it.

s, including senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and National Security Adviser Susan Rice….Ben Rhodes was appointed…

With this hopeful bit

“This is entirely consistent with the executive authority that’s vested in the White House

Yeah, I know another POTUS who is itching to use that authority.

President-elect Donald Trump may take four or five (needs more zeroes V) executive actions on Friday, the day he is sworn into office, spokesman Sean Spicer said.

I figure he could work in a few “You’re Fired!”s.

 

I wonder, will Geneva be so solicitous  when Trump comes to visit?

Security blanketed the United Nations’ European headquarters on Wednesday to avoid any risk or embarrassment to visiting Chinese President Xi Jinping, while police swiftly ended a small pro-Tibetan protest on the square outside.

Sorry, I like to make myself laugh. Xi is a respected world leader while Trump is a dangerous demagogue.

 

Okay, this makes me laugh.

Iowa lawmakers are considering a bill that would allow a woman who gets an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the procedure if she experiences emotional distress later.

The “emotional distress” bit makes me laugh a little more. “Won’t someone think of the poor, distraught, hurting women?”

I’m agin it, but if our fine lefty betters want to be able to sue a gun maker for someone using their product in an illegal manner, a woman should be able to sue a doctor for killing a baby in a legal manner.

For Social Justice!

 

It’s funny how totally tolerant, non-racists today want all the same things the racist back then wanted. Huh, they’re all Democrats too!?!?

Why, it’s almost as if the Democratic party is the party of racism!

 

I’m not sure if the story is true (I don’t know the blogger), but it’s TRUE! in a greater sense in that it accurately reflects reality.

…Unlike most parents, he had no interest in calling the parents of my bullies to ‘open up a dialogue’ or some other such tripe. Instead, he planned to teach me to kick a little ass.

My Mother balked at this idea. She didn’t think little girls should be fighting…

When the boys confronted me again, I dared them to mess with me. One ballsy kid lunged towards me with the intent of pushing me down. Quickly, I kicked that kid squarely between the legs with my skate. He crumpled to the ground as I hysterically screamed at his friends, “I’LL EAT YOUR EYES! I’LL EAT ALL OF YOUR EYES!” Terrified, those boys got up and ran like Hell. I’ve never felt so empowered in my entire life.

 

All the advice is good, I grew up in a bad neighborhood and I had to use much of that. Never show fear, doubt or pain. Do act as if you are eager for the fight.

I feel sorry for those people. So paralyzed by fear of what might happen, that they lack the courage to stand up for themselves or for someone weaker. I refuse to live my life afraid to say what I feel or do what is right because there might be some mysterious villain lurking in the shadows who is bigger and stronger. Better to be dead, than to live your life afraid.

Hmmm, could that last bit be made more pithy?

dont_tread_on_meyellow_sticker

 

A Post headline from their wheelhouse.

Broncos hired new coach aware of ‘sleaze ball’ penis-rubbing past (note: he allegedly rubbed his penis on others.)

They live for that shit.

 

 

Important, Five Minutes Later, Hilarious Update Below!!!!!

It’s Time To Face Facts: Obama’s Presidency Was A Failure!

The closing arguments for the Obama years are arriving, and they aren’t helping the outgoing president.

He then goes on to list all the things that Obama made worse.

But the real way to figure out if he was a failure depends on what he was trying to accomplish, doesn’t it?

He has the bureaucracy, indeed pretty much all of the non-military branches weaponized for Democrats (Comey will replace the Russians as the reason Hillary lost I figure, couldn’t happen to a slimier piece of shit). He replaced so many generals  that the military is more worried about diversity, celebrating non-traditional gender identity and saving Gaia than keeping our enemies from killing us.

He (well, Pelosi and Reid) managed to get Obamacare, that the GOP is trying to figure out how to perform failure theater over. He flooded the country with people antipathetic to the whole idea of America as a bastion of freedom, aided and abetted by a GOP that calls me racist for being against people breaking our laws, much of the “elites” have even more contempt for America than the immigrants and they’re in a better (worse) position to enact their desires on us and they’re not going down easily.

Trump is a good start, but it’s only a beginning. We’re going to have to keep fighting. As soon as we stop paying attention, they’ll start their shit. The establishment pricks in the GOP are busy working on whopping up a quick impeachment. They can work with Pence. The media will help them.

Luckily Trump is pretty well immunized against their OUTRAGE!!!!!! because they turned it up to 11 way too soon.

So did Obama fail?

If you don’t like a strong, free America, I’d say it’s a qualified “No”. We’re diminished in the world and fractured at home, ripe for demagogue pols to exploit.

Qualified because Trump is a (mostly life-long Democrat) demagogue pol that was raised by the fracture.

The other problem is that we have troops everywhere we need them to kick some ass and I don’t see Trump/Mattis/Tillerson being all nation-buildy after they get done kicking some asses.

Also, despite lefty hyperventilating, Trump is a fairly milquetoast right wing pol.

I’d expect the next to be much more Jacksonian, hopefully we can keep the racist/totalitarian shit out, but (s)he won’t be ready to play the role of good loser to our fine lefty betters. But that won’t be Obama’s fault, that’ll be the fault of the people who are going to fight to stay our overlords, ruling without our consent or aggreement.

 

If you’re a fan of America and the Constitution, I’d say this is much more your opinion on Obama’s ‘success’.

my_work_here_is_done_mugs

 

This is a bunch of actors singing I Will Survive in light of Trump’s upcoming inauguration. They’re not sure if they will survive, but they’re going to soldier through despite all the trials and tribulations of living in a Malibu beach house!

 

What makes it for me is most of these super-serious, super-actors have to read their super tough lines from a page in their hands. Such difficult lyrics as “I will survive.” The hardest one was, “I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side” and she couldn’t take her eyes off the page.

 

 

Ace links Newseak cuz I ain’t gonna.

Have we been unclear?

INSTINCTIVELY OR BY CANNY PLAN, Trump converted the conservatives’ parochial and rate-limiting culture war on abortion and gay marriage into a much more visceral campaign against the political pieties of sophisticated America,

Obviously, we have.

Or….they’ve been too parochial and rate-limited in culture to see what’s been going on in the rest of America for a decade or more so now we have Trump. To make it clear.

And yet still they don’t seem to get it. Trump did not direct his wave, he rode it. He saw where it was going and said, “Hey, that could make me POTUS!”

 

This is going to help tremendously.

In a letter to leading Senate Democrats, Walter Shaub, Jr., the ethics office director, said the busy hearing schedule had overwhelmed his office….

“..a letter to leading Senate Democrats…” Not to Trump. Obviously just an impartial Democratic operative going about his sworn duty to undermine America if a Democrat loses an election.

I am not aware of any occasion in the four decades since OGE was established when the Senate held a confirmation hearing before the nominee had completed the ethics review process,” said Shaub, who was appointed by President Obama to his position in 2013.

So why are you slow-rolling your review process? Oh, I’m not supposed to ask that?

It’s all UN-PREC-EDENTED!!!!!!!

In 2009, the Democratically controlled Senate confirmed seven of President Obama’s Cabinet picks in a single day.

You know, except it’s fully precedented.

This is why we have Trump.

Now they’re trying to find out what we get after Trump.

Nobody wants to see that.

 

Because I think it could be a lot like this.

A group of obese rodents surrounded three-year-old Finley Renouf, at Tehidy Country Park, in Cornwall, and then pounced on him….

At least two other youngsters were also attacked.

You know, they make dogs for that.

 

This isn’t really funny, except in concept.

Two google home units have been arguing for a few days.

 

I wonder what would happen if you got Alexa or Siri to mix it up. Siri didn’t like me asking her about Android, somehow I’d bet she likes google even less.

It’s just freaking stupid out there.

Obama is going fucking crazy in his last days and we see only sporadic coverage of it. How do I know Obama is busy writing memos and regulations at a frenzied pace? Because he’s a piece of shit with no respect for the whole concept of America.

Saw this at the puppy blender’s, as Ed says it’s why we have Trump,  but what gets me is the picture with the post.

smile

Notice the happy, smiling person with the compassionate head-tilt.

This is a person who thinks she’s a fine, tolerant, caring person who’s just trying to educate the unfortunate dimwits who’ve fallen under the spell of evil by the purveyors of their sky-fairy.

There are whole swathes of America, who think themselves “elite”, who can’t understand how any intelligent person would not agree with her obvious wisdom.

They have no idea that they’re trying to force their morality on me just as hard as the Moral Majority ever did, that they demonize people who disagree with their morality far more than anybody but (other) commies and Nazis.

 

The interesting part is that the positive feedback from their echo-chamber, where nobody would ever disagree with these obvious sentiments, has made the mask slip and now the rest of America is noticing that attitude from all of our betters.

 

That’s why we have Trump.

I wonder what comes next. Cuz the forces of tolerance and diversity are not going to stop and I don’t think the forces of freedom are going to go back to sleep either.

Should be interesting.

moron

Boy am I burned out. Watching all the lying by our fine media betters as they screech about Fake News!!!!! is frustrating. Hearing today on Russia “hacking” Dem emails showing their corruption is a spectacle too far. Until Trump is sworn in, I’m not trusting the current crew of Chicago-machine assholes.

Ahh, let’s tube. What we’re seeing lately is either the last, violent, gasp as leftists lose their shit with their power over us or…the last violent gasp as lefties admit, even to themselves, they’re totalitarians and get their Stalin on.

 

The Emperor always nails it.

And therein lies the problem. The Prozis keep shrieking hysterically about Trump being Hitler and how it’s 1933 all over again.

All the while doing every single thing in their power to create the exact conditions that allowed Hitler to come to power.

What the Prozis fail to understand is that every action provokes an equal and opposite reaction. The “art” of using lies and inflammatory nonsense to fire up your own masses lies in doing it just enough that it works, but avoiding carefully to stoke the fires enough that the other side reaches critical mass before you’re ready to handle it. But today’s Prozis, thankfully, don’t understand this. They think that they can get away with committing outrage after outrage, and the other side will just sit around and pick their noses, scratching their balls and shrug until it’s too late.

There’s just so much normal people, those who aren’t freaking out over the community-based-reality, are willing to take and/or there has to be a point where leftists start to act on what they claim to believe and cause a reaction.

 

The Post doesn’t like Trump any more than the NY Times, but they still crack me up. This is an article about the world junior hockey championships where the US team beat Russia.

We hacked Russia’s goalie

Pretty funny headline. We all need to relentlessly make fun of lefties, arguing idiocies with them only gives them what they want. Point and laugh. Sooner or later they’ll leave us alone or jump at our throats so we can legally kick their asses.

 

Speaking of fake news, Global Worming!

Much of the Arctic was extremely cold last month, not “super-hot” as claimed by the Washington Post.

It used to be they’d put a little correction in somewhere a week or three after The Hottest Year Ever!!!!! stories, now, they don’t bother.

As the proofs that global worming is a religious scam are becoming more and more blatant, global  warmmongers keep screeching ever louder trying to shut up anybody who thinks science should involve the scientific method.

 

Speaking of settled science, they’ve found a new organ.

Researchers have classified a brand-new organ inside our bodies, one that’s been hiding in plain sight in our digestive system this whole time.

It’s sort of apropos of our times they’ve found a new place where shit comes from.

 

We all know Trump is going to be the Cause Of All The Problems In The World!!!!, but before that drumbeat starts let’s look at the wars Obama has us involved in. Not all the wars in the world, just the ones Mr. Peace Prize has gotten us into.

Afghanistan, the ‘Good War’ we’re ‘fighting’ in as half-assed a way as it’s possible for the American military to act.

Iraq, where he declared victory and, against all sane advice, left it for Iran to take over, we’re back defending Iran’s interests.

Syria, where we’re fighting on the side of the Assad, Iranian puppet who pissed on Obama’s red line, and Tsar Putin I.

Libya, where Obama and Hillary decided we needed more chaos.

The Philippines is unhappy with us and getting friendly with China.

Who we’ll probably be fighting in the South China Sea (so long as they start their war after Obama leaves office) because of Obama’s fecklessness.

Eastern Europe where we’ll be fighting with Russia, we’re allied with them in Syria.

And let’s not forget the Horn of Africa.

We be boned, and it’s all Trump’s fault. That’s what’s going to piss me off the most, being forced to defend Trump. Sonomabatch.

 

This one makes me laugh my ass off but leaves me with a question. Philly, in a virtue-signaling event, raised taxes on soda drastically while claiming it would only be a “few pennies”, For The Children! of course.

petard

 Last week this purchase came to $6.47. Today it is $9.75.

 

Is that ‘hoist on your own petard‘ or ‘hoist on your own retard‘? Eh, either way it’s hilarious, I can’t wait for the  gang-wars over soda-smuggling turf.

 

Let’s end on three chucklers.

When I found out this was actually the BBC doing this, I laughed even harder. The Real Housewives of Isis. Pretty funny.

 

Duffel Blog, which is like the Onion for the military, has been pretty consistently funny lately. Here, they milsplain US military heraldry.

 

Aviation: A tampon nailed to a pair of yellow wings….

Air Defense Artillery: The crossed cannon represent the field which all Air Defenders wish they had assessed into, namely Artillery. Over the cannon is the hallowed “Finned Dildo,” or as Air Defenders privately refer to it, the “Homewrecker,” which reminds all Air Defenders that they will spend their entire career being sodomized like a particularly sexy fish. Like a Moorish Idol for instance. Mmmm, I could fuck a Moorish Idol all day long….

Logistics Corps: A golden ship’s wheel to represent buggery…

 

 

Very darn funny. Their articles on Mattis have been highlarious.

Hundreds of Marines tasked with training and advising Iraqi Army forces have been medically evacuated from the battlefield this week after being overcome by massive moto-boners.

The medical emergency followed the announcement that retired Marine Gen. James Mattis had been officially nominated for Secretary of Defense.

Cracks me up.

 

And now the funniest damn thing I saw today. Bar non. Funnier even than Marines trying to figure out the order of succession (or, who has to die for Mattis to become POTUS).

On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him with the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service.

 

Narcissus was a piker.