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The Sun’ll Come Out

Posted: January 19, 2017 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

Tomorrow!

One more day of Obama fucking America. I mean ‘actively’ fucking America, he has left plenty of landmines for us to keep us fucked and fucking us for years after he’s left but today is the last day he’ll be officially fucking us as our elected leader. That’s something.

 

Important Update!!!!!!!

Meant to say, I wonder what utterly classless and assholish thing Obama is going to do tomorrow. It’s going to be narcissistic to the point of solipsism but I just can’t figure out what it’ll be. I do figure that CNN and MSNBC already know because they’ll be all over it.

Now, back to our post already in progress.

 

So let’s see what’s what on Obama’s last day.

The Most Transparent Admin Ever!

It was hard not to snicker when one of the beleaguered White House press secretaries would stand in front of the journalist corps and claim that the executive branch was blazing new trails in openness.

I have to disagree with Reason on that one, his admin has been utterly transparent.

You always know what he’s going to do and why (fuck America, cuz he hates the whole concept). You can see right through him.

 

This is a two-fer in the Age of Obama.

The man arrested by Miami Beach police Tuesday for allegedly threatening President-elect Donald Trump online is a member of a prominent northeast family close to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

He once gave $20,000 to the Democratic National Committee, DailyMail.com has learned.

The Dems are the ones who make all the death threats and violence as our fine media betters call me a terrorist and the second perfection is that we have to read about angry, violent Dems in furrin papers.

Speaking of violent Democrats, I saw the story about cops finding a gun in a violin case in DC but I didn’t realize it wasn’t just one gun.

According to sources, who did not examine the items but were at the scene on Wednesday, there were what appeared to be homemade silencers that were also found. The sources said there were also ammunition found inside a 5-gallon bucket as well as a couple of handguns. There were also other ammunition found wrapped in duct tape. Additional weapons were located as well.

So… do you think it’s guns for totally-not-violent thugs (Like St. Trayvon) or preparation for the Inauguration? Either way, you know it’s a Dem constituency. How can I say that? A non-Dem constituent who wanted guns would live in America, they can move a few miles south and be there (for now).

 

As everybody was screeching that Trump was racist for wanting to drain the swamp I thought, “Of course. Racists always want to drain the swamp!”(from 2009)

As the new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi promised to “Drain the Swamp” after more than ten years of Republican rule in Washington

Of course, I don’t think Trump is a racist (He was the opposite of a racist when he was a Democrat), but I don’t feel like debating that considering the evidence I just provided, the difference being that Nancy didn’t mean it

Now it appears that Nancy Pelosi is actively working to block federal investigations of corrupt democrats in Congress.

It’s a good thing for Dems that’s when Obama took over cuz then they had the Dept. of “Justice” they wanted.

Hopefully Trump means it when he says he going to drain the swamp.

 

Now, I do not like linking to Polieico, but this story is just too hilarious to not link. A mini-fisking, I’ll be in italics. 

Conclusion first,

It’s time to unleash Joe Biden.

It’s always time to unleash Joe Biden, so far as I’m concerned.

But there is one prominent Democrat who can match Trump blow for blow.

Someone who speaks candidly and honestly(yet ignorantly and oh so stupidly, when he says stuff that’s so untrue as to be Obamanian, I really think it’s cuz he’s an ignorant idiot not lying, YMMV).

Someone with media savvy (funniest line? The media ignores his idiocies, that’s not “savvy” that’s giving out gold stars for not crapping your pants),

policy expertise (the man who has been wrong about every policy decision in the last 50 years. It takes expertise to be that consistently wrong) that his plain-spokenness makes accessible (unintelligible and oh so stupid but he’s surely ready to pontificate on anything). Someone who, if my party is smart (okay, that’s the funniest line), they will find a way to deploy in a quasi-official role:

Oh please, please, please. Trump wouldn’t have to even hire a reelection team for 2020, just run commercials of Joe Biden.

 

The last time this is funny and endy (I hope)

The IRS Scandal, Day 1351: Two Federal Judges Order Five Officials To Preserve Emails Sought In FOIA Lawsuits; Judicial Watch Fears Another Lois Lerner Situation As Obama Administration Leaves Power

Who’s gonna enforce those orders? Hopefully Trump’s Dept of Justice. You know they’ll fight it, for “justice”!!!!!!, but I really think Trump is going to fuck hard with the IRS after all the hassles he has to have had over his life.

 

Let’s go to Obama’s political home.

Cause

Former Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is offering additional criticism about the federal report released last week that slams the Chicago Police Department for pervasive civil-rights violations.

It being Chicago, Effect!

Former Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy has been subpoenaed in the Jesse Jackson Jr. divorce case.

…The subpoena asks McCarthy to turn over a wealth of information pertaining to a relationship to Sandi — dating back to 2012.

It demands McCarthy turn over records of cash, checks, or property given to Ms. Jackson, including attorney’s fees, groceries, rent or clothing. The subpoena also asks the former superintendent to produce documents detailing what he received from her.

It being America, Hope!

Strike Now Garry

You might as well just come out and tell everyone who saw the video (of a cop shooting a kid 15 or so times that Rahm hid until after the election V)and when they saw it…. Point out the cover-up didn’t come from your office – its came from City Hall and the Department of Law. You have a limited window as the DOJ report is making you a hot commodity.

 

Yup.

580 Students Speak 42 Languages at Buffalo School.

I clicked to see how much that cost a broke NY school district but the story is a glowing tribute to how a Somali who had never been swimming was on the swim team. I’m used to headlines not matching the story, but that headline is pretty much unrelated to the story.

 

R. Daneel Olivaw Sez, $15/hour!

fairness

For Fairness!

 

I have to ask a question, but first, the confusion.

You don’t have to be a futurist to connect the dots. Once autonomous driving technology is proven, it’ll be in every car. It’s not hard to imagine that motorists will soon secure sizable insurance discounts for letting the onboard computer do all the driving.

From there, you can envision a not-too-distant future in which you can’t even drive your own car to your vacation destination. So long, great American road trip. That sensation of steering your own vehicle down the road, of feeling the asphalt under your own tires, will be history.

 

Aren’t those cars going to be able to drive on highways?

Except for the steering part, you’ll still feel asphalt, but now there won’t be a driver who misses most of the scenery to concentrate on the road.

I’m looking forward to self-driving cars. Traffic should move much more quickly and accidents should be reduced dramatically. How many people die in car accidents a year? Bye-bye speeding tickets, DWIs and other revenue-generating schemes.

Luddites bother me.

Well, some luddites. This bit of technological ‘advance’ bothers me.

A German inventor has created rape-proof knickers in the wake of a spate of sex attacks.

The underwear comes equipped with a combination lock and a loud alarm which goes off if they are tampered with.

I prefer the accessorized rape whistle.

whistle

 

It’s more useful for ex-football players.

Former Detroit Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II was arrested while naked for the second time in eight months, according to multiple reports.

Wilson was arrested for running around naked outside a private residence Jan. 10 in Portland, Ore., which is where he allegedly tried to break into a home last June and was shot by the owner before being arrested.

See? If you shoot rapists and other violent thugs they either get dead or arrested, if you scare them away, they go off to rape another day. That’s called, “Non-optimal”.

Racists, like commies, are better dead.

 

Vindifuckingcation!

Temperate language has traditionally been considered a social virtue, but new research suggests that people who refrain from swearing are often the most devious and dishonest.

You should see the search terms that get people here. Heck, look at our word cloud on the left side.

I will say that since Aliceh has stopped posting our formerly high position for searches for “sloppy vagina” has dropped way down. It’s fucking embarrassing as shit.

And the Acela corridor is gonna get such a facecocking!

 

Let’s start with some of the least happy people in the country, our fine, totally non-aligned, media betters!

CNN ran a fake news story trying to malign a Trump appointee. I know, I’ll have to narrow that down. A lot. The latest was Tom Price for HHS. It was a lie, as CNN is wont to broadcast, so Trump sent them a letter telling them to correct their lies.

First on CNN: Trump’s Cabinet pick invested in company, then introduced a bill to help it”

 

Funny , they didn’t seem to be able to tell the truth about the Goldman Sachs revolving door in the Obama admin, where they worked on regulations regulating Goldman Sachs and then went back to work there, but the media is ready, willing and (differently) abled to lie about Trump!

So at least they’re fair in one sense, they lie about both sides, it’s just that they lie to make their favorite party look good and their hated enemy look bad.

 

The Atlanta-Journal (we hate the) Constitution saw Trump make their congresscritter look like the lying sack of shit he is, so they did what our fine media betters do when Teh Peepul might find out the wrong (true) thing.

In its apparent haste to do so, a pair of journalists at the paper committed a colossal math blunder vastly understating the city’s crime rate. With that mistake, the paper made the city look over 13 times safer than it really is.

They made a “mistake”, which, like all Minitrue mistakes, makes the Dem look good and the Republican look like a liar.

 

So after more than a year of the media lyingly attack Trump the Columbia “Journalism” Review wants to make sure that Trump doesn’t get all uppity at his media betters.

In these final days before your inauguration, we thought it might be helpful to clarify how we see the relationship between your administration and the American press corps.

Good start, smug, superior and snotty. The three S’ of modern “Journalism”.

. You’ve taken to Twitter to taunt and threaten individual reporters and encouraged your supporters to do the same

Yeah, ones who wrote blatantly dishonest articles, like the asshole above lying about his HHS pick.

I could spend all day on this bit of jackassery, but let’s get to the first lie

You’ve ridiculed a reporter who wrote something you didn’t like because he has a disability.

That’s right, there’s dispute about that, but just go with the worst interpretation of anything to do with Trump, that’s what “Journalists” do.

But while you have every right to decide your ground rules for engaging with the press, we have some, too.

Those are Lie, Lie, Distort and Lie.

Off the record and other ground rules are ours—not yours—to set.

Because they’re Important! and The Arbiters Of What Should Be!! ( of course, if a Dem wants to go off the record, he could just shove them into a closet. )

We decide how much airtime to give your spokespeople and surrogates

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha. Still smarting from giving him all that free campaigning during the election?

The funniest line of the article.

We believe there is an objective truth, and we will hold you to that.

Liars. You will hold him to the community-based TRUTH!!!!!!! that bears little resemblance to reality.

We will set higher standards for ourselves than ever before.

To lie and distort more than ever before! Yeah, we’ve been watching. That’s why we have Trump.

Eh, I could either put that article in its own post or stop here, this one is going to get too long.

I’ll just make fun of CJR using another of their articles.  The CJR is to “journalism” what Tom Sawyer is to Aunt Polly’s fence.

They’re writing about how people keep using Duffel Blog as a real news source.

I’d like to make fun of this

has duped multiple outlets with his fake newsflashes….

No, they were not ‘duped’. That implies intent. They were sloppy and wrote articles based on a site despite having never seen it before, they didn’t even click on the “about” link (read that, it’s hilarious) before they ran with their “SCOOPS!”. That’s why we have Shep.

The CJR, all about protecting the lies and laziness of lazy, stupid, ignorant and biased reporters since……so long as I’ve read them.

 

Speaking of the lying asshole who is famous for being beaten by Democrats, John Lewis!

Trump should shrug off John Lewis’ cookie-cutter insults

No, he shouldn’t. The more he hammers that shit, the more Minitrue defends blatant lies and vicious, dishonest attacks, the more the curtain is pulled back, the less power lying assholes like the CJR, CNN, the rest of Minitrue, the Democratic party, the GOP  and the rest of the establishment assholes have over our nation.

 

Eh, enough minitrue for a while.

Yesterday I wrote about how Obama is making staffers into GS types, I didn’t realize exactly how slimy he was about it.

s, including senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and National Security Adviser Susan Rice….Ben Rhodes was appointed…

With this hopeful bit

“This is entirely consistent with the executive authority that’s vested in the White House

Yeah, I know another POTUS who is itching to use that authority.

President-elect Donald Trump may take four or five (needs more zeroes V) executive actions on Friday, the day he is sworn into office, spokesman Sean Spicer said.

I figure he could work in a few “You’re Fired!”s.

 

I wonder, will Geneva be so solicitous  when Trump comes to visit?

Security blanketed the United Nations’ European headquarters on Wednesday to avoid any risk or embarrassment to visiting Chinese President Xi Jinping, while police swiftly ended a small pro-Tibetan protest on the square outside.

Sorry, I like to make myself laugh. Xi is a respected world leader while Trump is a dangerous demagogue.

 

Okay, this makes me laugh.

Iowa lawmakers are considering a bill that would allow a woman who gets an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the procedure if she experiences emotional distress later.

The “emotional distress” bit makes me laugh a little more. “Won’t someone think of the poor, distraught, hurting women?”

I’m agin it, but if our fine lefty betters want to be able to sue a gun maker for someone using their product in an illegal manner, a woman should be able to sue a doctor for killing a baby in a legal manner.

For Social Justice!

 

It’s funny how totally tolerant, non-racists today want all the same things the racist back then wanted. Huh, they’re all Democrats too!?!?

Why, it’s almost as if the Democratic party is the party of racism!

 

I’m not sure if the story is true (I don’t know the blogger), but it’s TRUE! in a greater sense in that it accurately reflects reality.

…Unlike most parents, he had no interest in calling the parents of my bullies to ‘open up a dialogue’ or some other such tripe. Instead, he planned to teach me to kick a little ass.

My Mother balked at this idea. She didn’t think little girls should be fighting…

When the boys confronted me again, I dared them to mess with me. One ballsy kid lunged towards me with the intent of pushing me down. Quickly, I kicked that kid squarely between the legs with my skate. He crumpled to the ground as I hysterically screamed at his friends, “I’LL EAT YOUR EYES! I’LL EAT ALL OF YOUR EYES!” Terrified, those boys got up and ran like Hell. I’ve never felt so empowered in my entire life.

 

All the advice is good, I grew up in a bad neighborhood and I had to use much of that. Never show fear, doubt or pain. Do act as if you are eager for the fight.

I feel sorry for those people. So paralyzed by fear of what might happen, that they lack the courage to stand up for themselves or for someone weaker. I refuse to live my life afraid to say what I feel or do what is right because there might be some mysterious villain lurking in the shadows who is bigger and stronger. Better to be dead, than to live your life afraid.

Hmmm, could that last bit be made more pithy?

dont_tread_on_meyellow_sticker

 

A Post headline from their wheelhouse.

Broncos hired new coach aware of ‘sleaze ball’ penis-rubbing past (note: he allegedly rubbed his penis on others.)

They live for that shit.

 

 

No, I’m not playing some 80s music. How about a paean to the working man in honor of Trump?

(It starts real slow, so I’ve jumped to when the music starts. Shroeder is a little bitch so they have to play without him)

 

Not as good as Hey Ya, but still pretty good.

Let’s start with some EUnuchstanian Cause totally not Effect!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now global worming is so strong it’s recordly cold in EUnuchstan, they have mostly electric heat apparently.

So in France

“Avoid sending too many emails with large attachments” is among the power-saving measures suggested to the French public in order to prevent overloading the national grid during this week’s cold spell.

France is facing fears that a national power shortage could lead to widespread cuts.

In Amsterdam,

Amsterdam and the surrounding areas were plunged into darkness at 4.15 am local time leaving at least 364,000 customers without power

That’s why I never hit “reply all”.

 

In Akbar Britain

Britain will leave the EU’s single market when it exits the EU, putting an end to speculation that London might try to seek a “soft Brexit”….

Theresa May said….

That totally did not lead to this.

Sterling rose after May…

In the minutes that followed her comment, the UK pound surged 2.5% to an 11-day high of $1.2347.

The UK pound also gained more than 1.5% to 86.69% against the euro.

Politicians can screech about anything, but people who put their money where their mouth is cannot afford to ignore reality. (You know, except for the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc., they delight in losing money, but it’s a religious contribution. Think of it as tithing).

 

In Let’s Fuck The Country As Much As Possible Before I Leave news, Obama!

First, get those political appointees in the GS crew!

President Obama rushed to fill nearly 100 federal government vacancies during a frenzy of appointments in his final few weeks in office.

Since the new year, Obama has named 72 people to federal job openings and nominated another 17 for positions requiring Senate confirmation, according to CBS reporter Mark Knoller…..

The wave of announcements includes several White House officials, who will serve well after Obama leaves office. (I doubt they’ll serve well V)

 

Dick.

Next, Let’s Get The Country Even More Riled Up And Rioting with a politicized Dept. of “Justice” report on Chicago’s Cops!

Page 2, paragraph 3: 60 ride-alongs
Given that there are 279 police beats, three watches, that’s 837 potential ride-alongs. Not to mention rapid response, traffic, 06, tact, saturation, gang enforcement, boats, horses, god knows how many administrative and undercover beats, there’s probably nearly 1,200 potential ride-alongs in a 24 hour period. The DOJ claims they spent “300 person-days” here, that’s 360,000 opportunities to ride-along.
.016% – sixteen thousandths of one percent….

In other words, people with ingrained prejudices against the police, people with histories versus the police, people whose livelihood relies on suing the police – people with axes to grind. How many of these “interviewees” fit into one or more of those categories? How many were selected at random, or did they all volunteer to come forward with their stories? We know that certain retirees who left or resigned under investigation were all to eager to sit with the DOJ to air their supposed “grievances.”

More importantly, how many of these stories fall outside the supposed window of 2011 to 2016? Some? Many? All? We don’t know because in every single example cited throughout the report, no dates are given. Some of these stories could be ten or twenty years old. Maybe more, seeing as how they bring up Burge who has been gone for almost 25 years now (Wait, they’re blaming Iowahawk now? V)

 

Listen, he needed to rush that out before he left office so they could get the conclusion that whitewashes Rahm Emmanual and the Chicago political machine. Geez, these guys are cops in Chicago, you’d think they  understand that.

 

Since the commie lost here, let’s help the one left in Cuba!

The State Department, under Obama’s direction, signed a new law-enforcement agreement with Cuba Monday that seeks to deepen America’s newfound diplomatic roots with the island nation,…

(from USA Today linked article)Notably, the agreement did not include a return of U.S. fugitives that Cuba has harbored, including New Jersey cop killers, Black Panther hijackers and Puerto Rican terrorists.

Rhodes reiterated last month that Obama’s foreign policy with Cuba has been designed to be as “irreversible” as possible for President-elect Donald Trump.

 

Fuckhead.

Obama’s taking Airforce One, not home, but on another vacay we get to pay for.

TMZ reports that the family will board a helicopter after leaving the Capitol on Friday which will take them to Andrews Air Force Base, where they will board a government plane for the trip out west.

 

The article says that Obama will have to pay to get home but I bet a  dollar that in a month, when he wants to go back to DC, it’s going to be a National Emergency That Trump Refuses To Fly Him And His Family home On Air Force One!

 

So, did Obama fail?

As the debate continues over repeal of the Affordable Care Act and what might replace it, a growing share of Americans believe that the federal government has a responsibility to make sure all Americans have health care coverage, according to a new Pew Research Center survey.

Currently, 60% of Americans say the government should be responsible for ensuring health care coverage for all Americans, compared with 38% who say this should not be the government’s responsibility.

That’s 60% of Americans who are in favor of socialism. Cuz it’s fair.

 

The perfect Tabloid Headline For Our Tabloid POTUS!

Chelsea Handler blames the Kardashians for Donald Trump’s win

I don’t really have anything to say about that except for the perfect tabloidedness of the headline.

 

Minitrue, don’t ever change.

US, Baltic states sign military pacts as Trump uncertainty grows

Until you are all out of work.

An accurate headline would be, “US, Baltic states sign military pacts as Putin uncertainty grows” but our fine minitrue betters know who the real enemy is.

 

I bet Cleveland wishes they had loyal movers like this.

Two dozen moving companies from the San Diego area have vowed not to assist the Chargers in their move to Los Angeles. The group of movers publicly expressed their displeasure and their stone-cold commitment to not lending a helping hand on the website WeWontMoveYouChargers.com.

Heh. So long as movers don’t refuse to get Obama the hell out of the White House this is protected free speech!

 

Apparently SyFy movies have lied to me.

 

Where are the screams, the blood, the fully filled bikinis? Sonomabatch.

 

Duffel Blog has really been on a roll, The History of the Battleship in 15 Awesome Pictures!

The USS Maine was America’s second commissioned battleship. Ordered in 1886, launched in 1890 and commissioned in 1895, she was both over budget and obsolete by the time she entered service, setting a precedent for every Navy project since.

In 1898 she made her decisive contribution to victory in the Spanish-American War by exploding at anchor in Havana….

…saw the development of the “battlecruiser,” which had the armament of a battleship but not its protection. Relying solely on speed, it was basically the equivalent of walking up to Tito Ortiz while thinking: “What if I just hit him as hard as I can and then run?”

….“the most successful type of capital ship yet designed.” Today she is best known for the footage of her destruction after being torpedoed by a German submarine in November 1941, shown above in Movietone News, and shown below in the 1989 music video for the Red Hot Chili Peppers cover of Stevie Wonder’s “Higher Ground”.

…Like the USS Maine, this event (Pearl Harbor V) reinforced the relevance of the battleship’s role in galvanizing the American public for war by blowing up at anchor.

Read the whole thing, it’s high-larious.

Important, Five Minutes Later, Hilarious Update Below!!!!!

It’s Time To Face Facts: Obama’s Presidency Was A Failure!

The closing arguments for the Obama years are arriving, and they aren’t helping the outgoing president.

He then goes on to list all the things that Obama made worse.

But the real way to figure out if he was a failure depends on what he was trying to accomplish, doesn’t it?

He has the bureaucracy, indeed pretty much all of the non-military branches weaponized for Democrats (Comey will replace the Russians as the reason Hillary lost I figure, couldn’t happen to a slimier piece of shit). He replaced so many generals  that the military is more worried about diversity, celebrating non-traditional gender identity and saving Gaia than keeping our enemies from killing us.

He (well, Pelosi and Reid) managed to get Obamacare, that the GOP is trying to figure out how to perform failure theater over. He flooded the country with people antipathetic to the whole idea of America as a bastion of freedom, aided and abetted by a GOP that calls me racist for being against people breaking our laws, much of the “elites” have even more contempt for America than the immigrants and they’re in a better (worse) position to enact their desires on us and they’re not going down easily.

Trump is a good start, but it’s only a beginning. We’re going to have to keep fighting. As soon as we stop paying attention, they’ll start their shit. The establishment pricks in the GOP are busy working on whopping up a quick impeachment. They can work with Pence. The media will help them.

Luckily Trump is pretty well immunized against their OUTRAGE!!!!!! because they turned it up to 11 way too soon.

So did Obama fail?

If you don’t like a strong, free America, I’d say it’s a qualified “No”. We’re diminished in the world and fractured at home, ripe for demagogue pols to exploit.

Qualified because Trump is a (mostly life-long Democrat) demagogue pol that was raised by the fracture.

The other problem is that we have troops everywhere we need them to kick some ass and I don’t see Trump/Mattis/Tillerson being all nation-buildy after they get done kicking some asses.

Also, despite lefty hyperventilating, Trump is a fairly milquetoast right wing pol.

I’d expect the next to be much more Jacksonian, hopefully we can keep the racist/totalitarian shit out, but (s)he won’t be ready to play the role of good loser to our fine lefty betters. But that won’t be Obama’s fault, that’ll be the fault of the people who are going to fight to stay our overlords, ruling without our consent or aggreement.

 

If you’re a fan of America and the Constitution, I’d say this is much more your opinion on Obama’s ‘success’.

my_work_here_is_done_mugs

 

This is a bunch of actors singing I Will Survive in light of Trump’s upcoming inauguration. They’re not sure if they will survive, but they’re going to soldier through despite all the trials and tribulations of living in a Malibu beach house!

 

What makes it for me is most of these super-serious, super-actors have to read their super tough lines from a page in their hands. Such difficult lyrics as “I will survive.” The hardest one was, “I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side” and she couldn’t take her eyes off the page.

 

 

Ace links Newseak cuz I ain’t gonna.

Have we been unclear?

INSTINCTIVELY OR BY CANNY PLAN, Trump converted the conservatives’ parochial and rate-limiting culture war on abortion and gay marriage into a much more visceral campaign against the political pieties of sophisticated America,

Obviously, we have.

Or….they’ve been too parochial and rate-limited in culture to see what’s been going on in the rest of America for a decade or more so now we have Trump. To make it clear.

And yet still they don’t seem to get it. Trump did not direct his wave, he rode it. He saw where it was going and said, “Hey, that could make me POTUS!”

 

This is going to help tremendously.

In a letter to leading Senate Democrats, Walter Shaub, Jr., the ethics office director, said the busy hearing schedule had overwhelmed his office….

“..a letter to leading Senate Democrats…” Not to Trump. Obviously just an impartial Democratic operative going about his sworn duty to undermine America if a Democrat loses an election.

I am not aware of any occasion in the four decades since OGE was established when the Senate held a confirmation hearing before the nominee had completed the ethics review process,” said Shaub, who was appointed by President Obama to his position in 2013.

So why are you slow-rolling your review process? Oh, I’m not supposed to ask that?

It’s all UN-PREC-EDENTED!!!!!!!

In 2009, the Democratically controlled Senate confirmed seven of President Obama’s Cabinet picks in a single day.

You know, except it’s fully precedented.

This is why we have Trump.

Now they’re trying to find out what we get after Trump.

Nobody wants to see that.

 

Because I think it could be a lot like this.

A group of obese rodents surrounded three-year-old Finley Renouf, at Tehidy Country Park, in Cornwall, and then pounced on him….

At least two other youngsters were also attacked.

You know, they make dogs for that.

 

This isn’t really funny, except in concept.

Two google home units have been arguing for a few days.

 

I wonder what would happen if you got Alexa or Siri to mix it up. Siri didn’t like me asking her about Android, somehow I’d bet she likes google even less.

Or…What The Intertubes Refuses.

 

This one is very darn funny but the comedian doesn’t even know he’s funny. I love those.

So some fool at NY Mag trying to make sense of life and Trump voters writes this.

Unlike a lot of people, who had to try to make conversation with conservative friends and family over the holidays, I only know two confirmed Trump voters….

(bunch of idiocy about how he’s an intolerant asshole but it’s okay because Trump V)

The most prejudiced people also tend to be the most provincial; they’ve never actually met any of the people they think they hate.

 

It always makes me laugh when people unknowingly describe themselves so perfectly.

 

Corey Booker, who has previously praised Jeff Sessions as a non-racist, is now going off on a Sessions is a racist!!!!! tour.

I wonder, will any of our fine media betters actually notice that change? (no, I don’t wonder, I just like to make myself laugh)

 

Speaking of which, Trump’s presser today was absolutely hilarious. He’s nearly as entertaining as Rumsfeld at a presser.

He called out CNN as purveyors of fake news while he was on CNN. The CNN tool was freaking out. He wouldn’t shut up, I thought Trump was going to have to call security to throw the asshole out.

1 Minute Later Update!!!!!

Suddenly, I miss Helen Thomas at press conferences. That would have been funny.

 

He called CNN out for this bullshit, the “Russians have dirt on Trump and they’re going to blackmail him!!!!!!!!!!” (lies pushed by fucking McCain).

They  will literally run anything that makes Trump look bad so I look forward to more and more people feeding them idiocies that match their preconceptions (Trump stole his first $million via charity fraud!!!!!!!!) and watching them run with it…right over a cliff.

The other point on that is that the Russians have plenty of dirt on Clintons (from all the bribes over the last 20+ years) and yet, now our fine media betters are worried about it.

Trump is being immunized from our fine media betters’ outrage.

 

This is typical stupidity, about how Dems are attacking a Trump nominee, Betsy DeVos, for supporting FIRE, which fine organization tries to promote freedom in a commie dictatorship (higher ed V). That’s stupid enough, but might not look stupid to people who don’t know what FIRE is, but the reason I’m linking is for this quote from Polieico.

Republican megadonor Betsy DeVos has given thousands of dollars to an advocacy group that is seeking to overturn an Obama administration policy that made it easier to discipline college students accused of sexual harassment or assault.

 

Yeah, and in Salem they were upset when people tried to stop it from being easier to burn witches.

 

One of the reasons I hate our fine lefty betters so much is because of the way they try to ruin any fun to be had by anybody.

A ‘black’ college has their marching band going to Trump’s inauguration so some arbiter of all things black told them they should not accept the chance of a lifetime.

Cuz of the hatred and racism. (Trump was the opposite of racist until 2015, back when he was still a Democrat).

 

Now, some chucklers.

This one makes me laugh pretty hard, it’s the world upside down and sideways.

President Obama’s clashes with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may cost him a membership at an exclusive golf club, sources said.

Obama is looking to join the elite Woodmont Country Club in Maryland once he becomes a private citizen.

But members of the mostly Jewish club are at each other’s throats

 

I’m not sure what’s funniest, that Jews are kicking someone out of a country club as in the last century it was Jews that were not allowed into country clubs or that Jews are blackballing a black man from a country club.

 

That would have been the funniest item of the day if this article had been from Duffelblog, but it is supposedly for real.

So the Department of Defense (DoD) decided to do something about it, and is requesting environmentally friendly ammunition for use during training exercises.

The request was made via the Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) program. Specifically, the DoD wants “biodegradable training ammunition loaded with specialized seeds to grow environmentally beneficial plants that eliminate ammunition debris and contaminants.”

I’m pretty sure that was the plot of an H.R. Pufnstuf episode.

 

Trump can’t come soon enough for our military.

Thinking Things Through

Posted: January 10, 2017 by veeshir in Obama's Fault, We're boned

One of the worst things about lefties is how they only think of actions now, not consequences going forward.

So back when Bush was POTUS, we had the 18 month Rush To WarTM before we went to war in Iraq. We didn’t need to be convinced to go to war in Afghanistan.

Obama just went to war whenever he felt like it. We’re fighting in 7 countries right now.

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He sent ground troops back to Iraq. How is that legal? He declared victory and removed out troops, shouldn’t Congress get involved in that decision? Shouldn’t America have been involved in that decision?

Now, we have ground troops fighting in Syria. Solely on Obama’s say-so. We have casualties in both countries.

Solely because Obama said so.

 

And what  can we expect in the future? As Trump tries to make some sense out of the wars Obama started, our fine betters in Minitrue will be attacking Trump for having troops there.

I don’t feel like looking hard for articles, but here’s one from Foreign Policy mag worried that Trump will send troops to Syria.

Too. Fucking. Late.

We’re in ground wars in Afghanistan, Syria and Iraq, possibly in Libya, or soon will be in Libya because of the chaos from the Obama/Hillary rampage through the area. What he started in Somalia and Yemen could also suck us in.

All because our fine lefty betters, with the enthusiastic support of their Minitrue wing, refused to accept that anything Obama did could not be perfect so now we don’t have any declaration of anything but we’re in a bunch of wars.

The worst part? I’m gonna have to defend Trump. Hopefully he lets Mattis run free so I’m defending an ass-kicking.

 

Not related, this just cracked me up.

Woman caught trying to smuggle her man out of prison in a suitcase.

I picture her walking in easily pulling the empty suitcase and going out trying to drag it with the guards laughing their asses off.

I wonder if they let her get almost to the door out before busting her, just for giggles.

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Boy am I burned out. Watching all the lying by our fine media betters as they screech about Fake News!!!!! is frustrating. Hearing today on Russia “hacking” Dem emails showing their corruption is a spectacle too far. Until Trump is sworn in, I’m not trusting the current crew of Chicago-machine assholes.

Ahh, let’s tube. What we’re seeing lately is either the last, violent, gasp as leftists lose their shit with their power over us or…the last violent gasp as lefties admit, even to themselves, they’re totalitarians and get their Stalin on.

 

The Emperor always nails it.

And therein lies the problem. The Prozis keep shrieking hysterically about Trump being Hitler and how it’s 1933 all over again.

All the while doing every single thing in their power to create the exact conditions that allowed Hitler to come to power.

What the Prozis fail to understand is that every action provokes an equal and opposite reaction. The “art” of using lies and inflammatory nonsense to fire up your own masses lies in doing it just enough that it works, but avoiding carefully to stoke the fires enough that the other side reaches critical mass before you’re ready to handle it. But today’s Prozis, thankfully, don’t understand this. They think that they can get away with committing outrage after outrage, and the other side will just sit around and pick their noses, scratching their balls and shrug until it’s too late.

There’s just so much normal people, those who aren’t freaking out over the community-based-reality, are willing to take and/or there has to be a point where leftists start to act on what they claim to believe and cause a reaction.

 

The Post doesn’t like Trump any more than the NY Times, but they still crack me up. This is an article about the world junior hockey championships where the US team beat Russia.

We hacked Russia’s goalie

Pretty funny headline. We all need to relentlessly make fun of lefties, arguing idiocies with them only gives them what they want. Point and laugh. Sooner or later they’ll leave us alone or jump at our throats so we can legally kick their asses.

 

Speaking of fake news, Global Worming!

Much of the Arctic was extremely cold last month, not “super-hot” as claimed by the Washington Post.

It used to be they’d put a little correction in somewhere a week or three after The Hottest Year Ever!!!!! stories, now, they don’t bother.

As the proofs that global worming is a religious scam are becoming more and more blatant, global  warmmongers keep screeching ever louder trying to shut up anybody who thinks science should involve the scientific method.

 

Speaking of settled science, they’ve found a new organ.

Researchers have classified a brand-new organ inside our bodies, one that’s been hiding in plain sight in our digestive system this whole time.

It’s sort of apropos of our times they’ve found a new place where shit comes from.

 

We all know Trump is going to be the Cause Of All The Problems In The World!!!!, but before that drumbeat starts let’s look at the wars Obama has us involved in. Not all the wars in the world, just the ones Mr. Peace Prize has gotten us into.

Afghanistan, the ‘Good War’ we’re ‘fighting’ in as half-assed a way as it’s possible for the American military to act.

Iraq, where he declared victory and, against all sane advice, left it for Iran to take over, we’re back defending Iran’s interests.

Syria, where we’re fighting on the side of the Assad, Iranian puppet who pissed on Obama’s red line, and Tsar Putin I.

Libya, where Obama and Hillary decided we needed more chaos.

The Philippines is unhappy with us and getting friendly with China.

Who we’ll probably be fighting in the South China Sea (so long as they start their war after Obama leaves office) because of Obama’s fecklessness.

Eastern Europe where we’ll be fighting with Russia, we’re allied with them in Syria.

And let’s not forget the Horn of Africa.

We be boned, and it’s all Trump’s fault. That’s what’s going to piss me off the most, being forced to defend Trump. Sonomabatch.

 

This one makes me laugh my ass off but leaves me with a question. Philly, in a virtue-signaling event, raised taxes on soda drastically while claiming it would only be a “few pennies”, For The Children! of course.

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 Last week this purchase came to $6.47. Today it is $9.75.

 

Is that ‘hoist on your own petard‘ or ‘hoist on your own retard‘? Eh, either way it’s hilarious, I can’t wait for the  gang-wars over soda-smuggling turf.

 

Let’s end on three chucklers.

When I found out this was actually the BBC doing this, I laughed even harder. The Real Housewives of Isis. Pretty funny.

 

Duffel Blog, which is like the Onion for the military, has been pretty consistently funny lately. Here, they milsplain US military heraldry.

 

Aviation: A tampon nailed to a pair of yellow wings….

Air Defense Artillery: The crossed cannon represent the field which all Air Defenders wish they had assessed into, namely Artillery. Over the cannon is the hallowed “Finned Dildo,” or as Air Defenders privately refer to it, the “Homewrecker,” which reminds all Air Defenders that they will spend their entire career being sodomized like a particularly sexy fish. Like a Moorish Idol for instance. Mmmm, I could fuck a Moorish Idol all day long….

Logistics Corps: A golden ship’s wheel to represent buggery…

 

 

Very darn funny. Their articles on Mattis have been highlarious.

Hundreds of Marines tasked with training and advising Iraqi Army forces have been medically evacuated from the battlefield this week after being overcome by massive moto-boners.

The medical emergency followed the announcement that retired Marine Gen. James Mattis had been officially nominated for Secretary of Defense.

Cracks me up.

 

And now the funniest damn thing I saw today. Bar non. Funnier even than Marines trying to figure out the order of succession (or, who has to die for Mattis to become POTUS).

On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him with the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service.

 

Narcissus was a piker.

First, some whoppers!

Shouting Match Erupts Between  Clinton and Trump aides

I guess, but that formulation is very dishonest. That’s like saying ‘Punches flew between two men’ when one was sitting there and the other ran up and started punching him and the first guy fought back.

So the Clinton asshole said

“If providing a platform for white supremacists makes me a brilliant tactician, I am proud to have lost,” she said. “I would rather lose than win the way you guys did.”

Some asshole calls me names and I’m gonna reply. A better headline would be, “Sore-loser, Clinton surrogate picks fight with Trump surrogate.”

 

Stein recount goal raised for fourth time!

Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein has yet again raised the fundraising goal for an attempted vote recount in three battleground states and is currently seeking $9.5 million for the effort.

Why, it’s almost as if it’s a scam! I know, whodathunk the Green Party ran scams?!?!?!?! I mean, they’re so pure and honest and global warmmongery!

 

A  question, how is this

The decision to remove “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain and “To Kill A Mockingbird” by Harper Lee came after a parent filed a complaint, WAVY reported. The parent cited excessive racial slurs as the reason for wanting the books banned, Superintendent Warren Holland told the news station.

Any different from the Taliban blowing up  idols from non-Islamic religions?

I’ll tell you how, Buddhist figures represent Buddhism, Huckleberry Finn is the opposite of racist, just like Blazing Saddles, but lefties are all knee-jerk, simplisme, non-nuancy children.

 

Obama is such a cipher. We’ve all long wondered if he’s incompetent or malicious, but for his post-POTUSy we’re going to have to wonder if he’s really that stupid. 

US President Barack Obama has urged his successor Donald Trump to stand up to Russia if it deviates from US “values and international norms”.

Mr. ‘I’ll have more flexibility after the election’ is telling Trump to stand up to Putin. After Joe Biden talked about cyber war against Russia, Obama had this to say

He also warned against a cyber arms race, saying there was clear proof Russia had engaged in cyber attacks.

What a putz.

 

This sounds far too likely.

Human rights groups have reacted with horror after EU member states approved draconian new anti-terror laws which critics have warned could be used to suppress eurosceptic movements by force.

In a rare show of universal anger seven leading civil rights movements tore into unelected Brussels bureaucrats over the shadowy plot, warning that it endangers “fundamental rights and freedoms” including the right to protest.

Betcha they wished they’d kept their guns.

The funniest part is that EUnuchstanian oligarchs won’t talk about Islamic terrorism, so you know the terrorism they’re talking about is Brexit-type stuff and probably the Jews. (They hate Jews more than they hate me).

 

This is just funny.

It’s time for the FBI to conduct a detailed investigation into the violence and political thuggery that continue to mar the presidential election’s aftermath. A thorough probe of the protests—to include possible ties to organizations demanding vote recounts—will give the Bureau’s integrity-challenged director, James Comey, a chance to sandblast his sullied badge.

Jeebus. Obama’s Dept. of “Justice” does not go after Democrats. Where has this fool been? I am happy the FBI tried to undo their whitewash in the last days of the election, but a few indictments would do a lot toward repairing the rule of law.

So I don’t expect any indictments unless Trump fires everybody GS-12 and up in the DO”J” and replaces them with Free Republic commenters.

 

A conundrum.  Chicago jails are empty and yet, crime is up!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What’s up with that? I mean between that and outlawing guns, you’d think everything would be peaches and bourbon.

 

This one is high-larious.

Samford University recently declined to recognize a prospective Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) chapter because of the group’s “inflammatory” anti-communist stance.

So saying bad things about a murderous ideology is verboten?

The Sharon Statement, adopted in 1960, begins by asserting that the fundamental role of government is to protect the rights and liberties of its citizens, and declares that “the forces of international Communism are, at present, the greatest single threat to these liberties,” adding that “the United States should stress victory over, rather than coexistence with, this menace.”

Ummmm, communism, by its very definition, is against individual rights. It’s right there in the fucking name. Wherever commies take over, rights go away.

 

The best reason for Trump.

With the announcement of Trump’s triumphant (Trumphant?) Carrier deal, the word that occurs to me—not for the first time—is “showman.”

Jerry Pournelle, in one of his Falkenburg’s Legion books, writes something like, ‘By the end of the 20th century, the traits necessary to become POTUS were not the traits that would make one a good POTUS.”

I was just thinking about this last night. Trump is actually the perfect POTUS. All he has to do is look good talking on TV and hire people who know what they’re doing.

Obama looked good talking on TV, but he hired a bunch of idiots and fools (and Hillary, a corrupt, foolish, ignoramus).

Bush had a good crew, so did Ronnie Raygun. Clinton had grifters and lefty idjits but he controlled the second pretty well.

Yeah, sometimes I just want the world to go away. I call those days, “Everyday”.

Let’s see what’s going on out there now that Trump won.

CNN makes me laugh, they’re so consistently leftist.

As eastern EUnuchstan is worrying about Russia attacking, CNN knows who’s to blame. No, not the Jews, that’s so 2015.

It’s Trump of course.  I was flipping by CNN earlier while they were talking about this and their correspondent ended by saying something about, “war looms on the horizon as Trump is close to being POTUS.”

No mention of Obama’s fecklessness and Hillary’s idiocy, but in that last story about how we are sending troops back to Norway, they manage to make it look like Trump’s fault. CTRL F gets you 12 mentions or Trump, most of which are about how he’s weakening NATO, Obama returns 0.

It’s funny how all that’s wrong in the world went from being Bush’ fault to being Trump’s fault. Well, not funny so much as ‘Fake News’.

 

Let’s keep making fun of CNN. This is a perfect trifecta of tone-deafness, ignorance and hatred of America.

Americans should wear hijabs to show solidarity with Muslim women who fear being attacked for wearing the religious head covering, CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota

Yeah, see, women are attacked for not wearing that, not for wearing it. If they want to make an impact, they should go to Saudi Arabia and get women to stop wearing it in solidarity with women who fear being attacked for not wearing their sack-o-slavery.

Alisyn was on Foxnews for a long time, this shows that Foxnews hires from the same brain-dead pool of blow-dried teleprompter readers.

Which leads to Megyn Kelly might “jump to CNN!!!!”

My prediction? Outrage-monger/Trump-hater, Megyn will have high ratings initially (first week or two) and then, back to CNN’s normal third place slot while whoever replaces her will have good ratings. CNN just cannot out-lefty MSNBC and most people are sick of fake-news.

 

Also totally not Obama’s fault? The resurgence of the Persian empire.

The assimilation of militias into state armies in Syria, Iraq and Lebanon does not mean handing over the keys of local government to these Iranian militias. On the contrary, by being part of the Syrian, Iraqi and Lebanese regular forces, these militias will control — on Tehran’s behalf — their respective armies, and by extension the governments behind these armies….

So big deal, it’s not as if there’s some sort of historical example of this.

The model of local kings, historically known as satraps in ancient Iran, is an old Persian scheme. After invading neighboring territories and forcing their leaders to concede, rulers of ancient Iran would keep the local king in power, on the condition that the king pledges allegiance to the Iranian king (Shah in Persian). Thus the Iranian ruler became the King of Kings (Shahnshah).

Too bad Rome and Greece are too broke to scare up some legionnaires or hoplites.

On the plus side, they will be fighting against Constantinople, Pharoah and the Arabian peninsula, which hasn’t worked out well for Persians in the past.

 

In EUnuchstanian hilarity, Geert Wilders is on trial for Hate-Speech!!!!!!!!! for a fairly milquetoast statement

based on a speech he delivered in 2014 calling for “fewer Moroccans” in the country.

The Economist knows Why You Get Trump

The trial is scheduled to start on October 31st, and if past precedent is any guide, it will lead to a boost in the PVV’s popularity.

as he’s poised to become Prime Minister.

His party is now the biggest party in the Dutch polls. With elections coming up in March 2017, the populist politician seems to be on track to become the Netherlands’ next prime minister.

 

The EUnuchs might have underestimated their serfs as much as our fine betters in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party have done over here.

 

Kellog’s decides to get all political.

Kellogg says it will no longer advertise on Breitbart.com, the website formerly run by one of President-elect Donald Trump’s top aides, Steve Bannon….

to ensure its ads “do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company.

I’m sure that will work out well for them. I know I’ll look at what I buy and see if it’s from Kellog as I do not like to buy products that are not aligned with my values as a consumer.

 

Freedom Is Scary!

Student Jake Goldberg’s free speech resolution called for an end to campus anti-free speech rules at Tufts, including vague administrative provisos that crack down on the “use of nicknames,” “hurtful words,” “bias-fueled jokes,” “comments on an individual’s body or appearance,” “innuendos of a sexual nature,” “gender bias,” and dozens more similar examples cited in the measure.

But the Tufts Student Senate recently voted 26 to zero with two abstentions to reject the proposal

Unanimously rejecting free speech is seriously scary. I’d bet the two abstentions were afraid of their fine, tolerant, fascist friends.

These are our next generation of Americans. We are so boned.

 

So as a “Never Hillary” type, I won’t be “I told you so”ing, but I might be “I expected that”ing.

Cases in point.

Secretary of the Treasury: Steve Mnuchin, former Goldman Sachs executive and protégé of George Soros.

Secretary of Transportation: Elaine Chao, a.k.a. Mrs Mitch McConnell.

Secretary of Commerce: Wilbur Ross, lifelong Democrat and George Soros BFF.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Michael McCaul, 5 term Congressman and co-sponsor of amnesty legislation in 2015.

 

If he names Romney to anything except Secretary of Being Made Fun Of, the next 4 years are going to be uglier than even I expected as he’ll be universally hated by everybody except the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

Regardless, Trump supporters are going to find out that Veeshir’s Iron Law of Politicians is absolute, whenever you like a politician you’ve been successfully conned.

 

club NY! NYC has a culinary HS where budding cunilin….ummm,,, culinarians go to learn to cook. Great plan, except they haven’t paid their gas bill and

With five of the school’s six kitchens unusable, increasingly uninterested students have been forced to learn their craft from dry classroom work rather than stovetop experience.

“430 kids can’t cook,” read a blistering e-mail Wednesday from Nan Shipley, chairwoman of the nonprofit group that supports the school, “Our seniors can’t train for culinary competition. Our freshmen have no idea why they are at the school. The culture of the school is withering on the vine.”

 

They’re spending way too much on crap they’re not supposed to do so they don’t have enough to do what they are supposed to do.

 

In Sarah Jessica Parker news,

Her 2-year-old shoe and apparel line, SJP, will open its first store next week at the brand new $1.2 billion MGM National Harbor casino in Oxon Hill, Md.

DPUD has exclusive pics of her flagship shoe line!

 

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Troll Level: Trumpian!

A London cafe horrified customers by selling a nut-based smoothie in a swastika-emblazoned bottle — and made matters worse when the drink’s “rogue” creator refused to apologize.

Nin Com Soup was hawking the $4.90 “Nutzy…

Nin com soup. That’s hilarious. And now they’re getting all kinds of free advertising.

It took months to get the OUTRAGE!!! flowing, I bet they started to wonder if they were going to have use a totally evil symbol of hate to get rolling, but luckily they didn’t need to use any Trumpian symbols.

 

The Hottest Year Ever is about to get even more globally wormed!!!!!

While we end November on a warm note here in the eastern US, there are changes unfolding across the Northern Hemisphere that will likely bring a widespread very cold air mass into the US next week. This cold air mass is first going to arrive in Alaska this upcoming weekend with some spots in that state plunging to 40 degrees below zero and way below normal for early December. After that, the cold air dives into the western US during the first half of next week and then it’ll likely blast into the eastern US late next week.  In fact, by the time Saturday, December 10th rolls around, there may be colder-than-normal conditions all the way from Alaska to the southeastern US.  Beyond that, it looks like this colder pattern will indeed have some staying power as we move deeper into the month of December.

Record heat causes it to be cold. I learned that in The Day After Tomorrow.

Since they don’t mention CO2 I’m gonna assume their science is probably not utterly flawed and stupid.

I do thank global warmmongers for that, it makes it easier to figure out who to believe.