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Funny or Die has the most hilarious video. I gotta wonder if whoever got them to do it is a Trump fan. I laughed the whole way through.

 

 

A few months ago I wouldn’t have thought it that funny, but this reeks of desperation and stupidity.

But mostly desperation.

My favorite line? Glad you asked AliceH

“Facebook filters out dissension!”

 

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The hits are fast and furious today.

Let’s start with Stoaty’s question.

Have you ever laughed so hard, your soul came out your nose?

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Yes, yes I have.

Zombie Hillary! says, “It’s eczema.”

ABC asks, who knew what about Hillary’s health when?

I’ll field that one, everybody who doesn’t get their information from Minitrue knew something serious was up at least a week ago. You could tell by the pushback. Notice how hard they’re pushing back now that they can’t hide it.

Trump is looking out for Hillary!,  he doesn’t want a moderator at the next debate, I figure he wants a nurse to be there. He’s good that way.

Okay, this one makes me laugh.

But these are the Clintons. If you’re a Clinton, you lie. It’s what you do. Expecting them to not lie is a fool’s errand. But given the amount of time the Clintons have spent in politics lying to the public–somewhere in the neighborhood of three decades–they really ought to be better at it by now.

Clinton lies, for 25 years, have accused me of being an idiot by their very utterance, they haven’t had to be good at lying. They figured that out when Bill said, “I didn’t inhale” and none of the “journalists” taking stenography laughed. I’m sure they’re wondering what the hell is going on that their media toadies are not keeping the lid on this.

 

More pop-culture!

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Her eyes should have been closed, Stoaty wouldn’t have made that mistake.

Now, I’ve said that this election is like choosing between being shot by a .50BMG or an unknown gun. I’ve seen it’s between playing russian roulette with a semi-auto or a revolver (they mention that one in the next link), but I have to admit, on 9/12, this one is particularly apropos.

The Flight 93 Election

2016 is the Flight 93 election: charge the cockpit or you die. You may die anyway. You—or the leader of your party—may make it into the cockpit and not know how to fly or land the plane. There are no guarantees.

Except one: if you don’t try, death is certain.

Hard to argue with that.

Overseas is heating up too.

China and Russia are getting together to practice landing and taking islands in the South China Sea

Russia…errr…totally not Tsar Putin I’s troops are getting extra restive in Ukraine.

South Korea appears to think the Norks are getting ready to blow up Seoul.

South Korea has a plan to annihilate the North Korean capital if it shows any signs of mounting a nuclear attack, according to reports from Seoul.

They obviously know that they’re on their own there.

Obama!

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Surprising only J Effin Kerry and Obama’s Smirt Duhplomacy Crew (including Hillary! I’d bet),

The deal brokered by the United States and Russia to cease hostilities in war-torn Syria was immediately violated by both government and rebel forces shortly after going into effect Monday,

As I’ve written before, and as anybody who’s paid any attention whatsoever knows, except for Israel, every”Cease-Fire” in the middle east is the war-time equivalent of “Your shoelaces are untied!”

Hezbollah is arming up on the border of Israel.

 

Hezbollah has allegedly started to “secretly” deploy its members to Quneitra to replace regime troops stationed in the province near the Golan demarcation line with Israel, according to a pro-opposition outlet.

Al-Etihad press reported Thursday that pro-regime troops in Madinat al-Baath and Khan Arnabeh—both government strongholds northeast of the rebel-held Quneitra border crossing—were being “withdrawn in batches” for redeployment near the western Ghouta suburbs of Damascus.

So we have the US election going crazy and the world looking much closer to blowing up than I would expect in September.

I worry about how this will effect Obama retirement.

 

 

Me tubin’ Too.

First, something I can’t decide if it’s funny or endy or just pathetically terrifying.

When I played that, it had a Trump ad across the middle. I’ll call that a win.

Which leads to a comment I posted at Paco’s that made me laugh. I’m posting it here to make me laugh again.

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the ’96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John’s pizza running against Wednesday.

 

Next, some gunny stuff.

I must have been about 5 years too young for this awesomeness.

I still want one.

 

So, anybody up for a game of pool?

I’d need to borrow a 9mm, my stuff just blows the shit out of the table.

 

Coupla reposts

Good question, good intro, good reminder.

 

And of course, my favorite Steve Lee song, but he has a bunch of awesome ones.

See also

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In AZ, they have HOV-2, I wonder if this’ll count.

 

Can I get a Yee Motherfucking Haw?

Is it caturday yet?

 

I had an Ebiscu Muscats vid ready, but as I watched it, I realized it just wasn’t as hot as Banana Mango High School.

But this one was queued on the side, so I figured I would post it as a public service to the Chinese who seem hell-bent on getting into a war with the Chinese.

We are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

What the hell is going on in that vid eo? There’s something about it that almost makes sense but it’s just out of reach.

I mean, you can almost see it, and then a bunch of bones floats by and a huge black guy in knickers starts dancing.

I just find it hard to believe that even two atomic bombs can erase centuries of being badasses so they’re a powderkeg waiting to get off…go off.

 

A non video drudgetaposition

Legalized pot in Washington

People are taking Washington St ferries and stumbling off without their cars.

 

Let’s end on a hate crime.

lgb and tatas

 

Actually, let’s end on more Hillary! videos.

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Miley

Posted: August 27, 2013 by socklessjoe in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Lame, Pop. Pop Music., Random Crap

Yes, everything everybody said about how quasi-pornographic Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance was is absolutely correct.

But what really stood out to me is that, while it was crass, vulgar, etc, it wasn’t particularly erotic.  Miley is still a little girl who knows how to get naked and spastically hump things, but she’s not yet a woman who knows how to move her body in an enticing way.

Time for a return to core competencies

Posted: December 4, 2012 by alexthechick in Pop. Pop Music.

Okay. Enough of the serious stuff. It’s time to get back to what truly matters on this here crapblog: foreign pop music.

Behold! I give you 100%. 100% is a new Korean idol group and I adore them to pieces. Shut up, all y’all know that all my taste is in my mouth.

That is a rehearsal video and I’m posting it because it’s jawdropping how in sync they are. If you have any type of dance background, you know how difficult that this.