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That’s freaking awesome. Via this site, Odd Stuff Magazine, that apparently every blogger in the world knows about but me.

And probably Ace.

So is it illusion that it’s no war in Ukraine or is it delusion?

An area near the industrial zone came under fire. As a result of explosions of shells on Levanevskoho Str., Soborna Str., and Lermontova Str., eight houses were damaged by shrapnel. Rooftops, walls, and windows suffered considerable damage,” the press service of the National Police in Donetsk region reported.

 

Delusion, they’re surely not hiding it. I do not think the spring is going to be fun in much of the world.

 

Delusional thinking knows no limits!

European leaders get together in Munich to discuss the invasion of a part of Europe!

The Munich Agreement was a settlement permitting Nazi Germany’s annexation of portions of Czechoslovakia along the country’s borders mainly inhabited by German speakers, for which a new territorial designation “Sudetenland” was coined…

Because the state of Czechoslovakia was not invited to the conference,…

Oh wait, wrong Munich Conference.

Foreign ministers of the Normandy Four have started negotiations in Munich on settlement of the situation in Donbas, according to an UNIAN correspondent…

The talks are being held on the sidelines of the Munich Security Conference with the participation of Foreign Ministers of Ukraine Pavlo Klimkin, Russia Sergey Lavrov, Germany Sigmar Gabriel, and France Jean-Marc Ayrault,

 

Eh, at least this time they invited Czechoslovakia…Ukraine. They’re still gonna be betrayed, but they’ll be able to watch it in real time.

 

Delusion or illusion?

CBS News has learned that on Thursday, an angry President Trump called CIA Director Mike Pompeo and yelled at him for not pushing back hard enough against reports that the intelligence community was withholding information from the commander-in-chief.

Every report about Trump from any minitrue outlet should be considered a lie until proven stupid, how could they know he “yelled”? I wouldn’t dispute that Trump called him and took him to task for that bit of assholery,  but I sincerely doubt he “yelled at him”. So… is that story delusion or illusional?

Scott Adams says, Delusional!

When reality violates your ego that rudely, you either have to rewrite the movie in your head to recast yourself as an idiot, or you rewrite the movie to make yourself the hero who could see what others missed. Apparently the Huffington Post chose to rewrite their movie so Trump is a deranged monster, just like they warned us. That’s what they see. This isn’t an example of so-called “fake” news as we generally understand it. This is literally imaginary news. I believe the Huffington Post’s description of the press conference is literally what they saw.

Yup. They cannot admit, especially to themselves, that they’re idiots.

 

I’m going with both illusional and delusional on this, and more!

The Northern Arizona University Political Science department recently hosted a “Specter of Fascism” event at which professors repeatedly compared Donald Trump to Hitler and the Nazis.

“The Specter of Fascism” was a panel discussion featuring six NAU professors with specialties covering politics and international affairs, women and gender studies, and criminology.

It’s attempted indoctrination by delusional fools pushing an illusion.

I agree with this bit though

“The material and psychological conditions that made it possible for the Nazis to mobilize masses around an ideologically constructed enemy are the very same conditions in which our politics is unfolding today

Except I’d say the people who are busily rioting around the country are the incipient fascists.

Now, Trump the Fascist is an illusion they’re trying to create, but their idiocy hampers that. Let’s continue the quote about how the conditions are the same as for the Nazis.

explaining that “these material conditions are a capitalist, economic, and bourgeois social world in which private gain…you know, ruthlessly competitive world is celebrated and where economic suffering combine with deep social isolation is the condition we live in.”

Ummmmm, that’s the commie revolution idiot lefties have been masturbating to since Marx first thought it up, the rise of fascism was an entirely different deal.

 

Okay, I’ve heard some stupid things from Bill Gates, but this is the most disingenuous and delusional thing I’ve ever heard.

Bill Gates, the co-founder of Microsoft and world’s richest man, said in an interview Friday that robots that steal human jobs should pay their fair share of taxes.

“Right now, the human worker who does, say, $50,000 worth of work in a factory, that income is taxed and you get income tax, Social Security tax, all those things,” he said. “If a robot comes in to do the same thing, you’d think that we’d tax the robot at a similar level.”

Disingenuous because he knows the people who run the robots will be taxed so the people buying the products will pay the taxes, delusional because… that’s about the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

The worst part? Nancy Pelosi, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell and Chuck fucking Schumer just got huge boners and they’re not sure why.

 

I didn’t realize Pat Buchanan was running!

The Church’s legislative body voted last night against a report that calls for continued opposition to same-sex marriage…

Now some clergy have come forward saying they made a mistake when using their voting machines, and that they actually supported their colleagues’ report.

I would bet fifty cents that was supposed to be failure theater. They wanted the vote to be close but they miscounted and screwed it up.

 

Sticking with gay stuff,

A police veteran with 22 years on the force was told to “tone down” his sexuality if he ever wanted a promotion to lieutenant, according to a discrimination lawsuit.

At first I thought, “I can understand that, women who are cops do not emphasize their femininity so they can intimidate..well…me. Men should not either.”, but then I thought about the fact that he was already a 22 year veteran, that would seem to point out they just don’t like gay cooties.

Everyone knows girls are where cooties come from. I just wish more people would accept that.

 

The way that book should have ended!

franks-ending

 

Now, some of you made fun of me for my boycott of Lemur King but, as usual, I was just ahead of my time!

F]eminists are pushing a boycott of Trump wines and Wegmans for selling it. … Since the boycott began the sale of Trump Wines has skyrocketed. [story]

Ivanka Trump’s perfume line shot to the top of Amazon’s bestseller’s list, as the first daughter faces boycott efforts by liberals and supporters counter with a #buyivanka campaign. [story]

A viral video shows a group of women storming into a Nordstrom to cancel their accounts in response to the retailer’s decision to stop selling Ivanka Trump’s fashion brand, promising to shop at Dillard’s instead. [story]

Hah!

The problem is that Veeshir-style boycotts take so much time and effort they’re just not worth it.

When is it all going to come crashing down?

I just want to get a post in before game 6 tonight. If Cleveland wins, we’re doomed. If Chicago wins, the doom is delayed but I can’t count on that.

Let’s set some mood music.

 

Now to go back in time in a non-musical way.

I was looking for something else and found this post, from 4/2011 by some dude who doesn’t have anything to do with this blog anymore, titled:

Trump stands as warning GOPers need to grow a fucking pair

They didn’t grow a pair and here we are.

Matt Lewis has this exactly right, the biggest reason Trump can talk about making a serious run without being laughed out of the room is because he’s the only one getting really aggro against Obama

Now he’s the only one aggro against the whole We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

At least, I assume he is. I’m not really sure what “aggro” means. Probably some 80s music slang.

With this disclaimer that so many of us understand.

…I’m just noting this is what fucking happens when the GOP leadership becomes what it has become.

Yup. And they spent 4 years getting worse and worse so here we are.

Voting for Trump.

 

I’ll take that dare.

For fans of candy corn…  that puts the potentially lethal dose at 1,627 pieces,

If you don’t hear from me, they were right.

 

Via xbradtc we see this bit of hilarity.

What do we have here?” said Gerald Brooks, greeting another group of costumed trick-or-treaters. “A princess, a werewolf, and — oh. Out-fucking-standing. More imitation soldiers.”…

No Snickers for you, Jarhead. Now get the hell off my porch.”…

“This is a travesty,” Brooks fumed after the children left. “I haven’t seen a single costume that’s AR 670-1 compliant…

 

RTWT, it’s a hoot. It stays funny throughout and ends on some darn good funny. Especially read the quotes comments, the first one out of the blocks gets the Dan Rather Award For Clueless Credulity.

 

So you have a pet alligator. You’d think you could work out some costume that incorporated your pet alligator. But not if you’re this type of crazy.

By “treats”, I assume he means, “Trick or treaters”.

 

Let’s end on another bit of Twitter Win!

I might have to start playing.

Our fine media betters rarely fail to make to me laugh, it’s just that usually it’s tempered by fury at their dishonesty, but this story about LGBT types who are figuring out that they need to take charge of their own protection is just funny.

First, let’s hear from someone who is more trusting of their honesty.

Jonathan Fischer is never sure who’s going to be more surprised when he, as he likes to put it, comes out of the gun closet — the gun aficionados who find out he’s gay or the gay friends who find out he likes shooting guns.

 

Yeah, I bet he was pretty surprised when most gun owners couldn’t care any less where he puts his dick. I also bet many of his, lefty, gay friends were less than tolerant of his deviation from their norm.

An example of an intolerant, reich-wing hater

When the firearms instructor at the range near Piru asked each person in the class why he or she was there, Fischer ticked off several reasons and mentioned the Pink Pistols.

“What is the Pink Pistols group?” a man asked.

There was a pause.

“We’re — a gay gun group,”…

“No, that’s awesome,” the man said, nodding reassuringly….

There was such an outpouring of support from firearms trainers, many of them straight,

Hating haters gonna hate.

Tolerant people gonna tolerate.

The Pink Pistols has received a mostly negative response from the broader LGBT community, she said. Some LGBT centers, she said, have even specifically banned the Pink Pistols from using their facilities.

You’d think the “journalist” would have noticed something there.

That’s your problem. Stop thinking when reading Minitrue “journalists”, just point and laugh.

 

These consecutive paragraphs really made me laugh.

It’s a stark contrast to how the overwhelming majority of LGBT activists and organizations responded to the Orlando massacre, which has sparked calls within the community for gun control.

In the wake of the shooting, some gay bars like the Abbey in West Hollywood beefed up security

They want more gun control so they got people with guns to protect them and this “journalist” did not notice any conflict or humor in that at all.

Further,the “journalist” didn’t note that the Orlando shooter was a security guard.

 

And that’s the funniest part.  The fool who wrote that would have no idea why I find it funny. None whatsoever.

Me tubin’ Too.

First, something I can’t decide if it’s funny or endy or just pathetically terrifying.

When I played that, it had a Trump ad across the middle. I’ll call that a win.

Which leads to a comment I posted at Paco’s that made me laugh. I’m posting it here to make me laugh again.

RebeccaH, good point.

Starting with the ’96 election, the candidates have become progressively (pun intended) worse and worse.

If you plot the trajectory on a graph, you find that by 2024 the candidates will be a Papa John’s pizza running against Wednesday.

 

Next, some gunny stuff.

I must have been about 5 years too young for this awesomeness.

I still want one.

 

So, anybody up for a game of pool?

I’d need to borrow a 9mm, my stuff just blows the shit out of the table.

 

Coupla reposts

Good question, good intro, good reminder.

 

And of course, my favorite Steve Lee song, but he has a bunch of awesome ones.

See also

i-like-guns-tee-got (1)

 

In AZ, they have HOV-2, I wonder if this’ll count.

 

Can I get a Yee Motherfucking Haw?

Is it caturday yet?

 

I had an Ebiscu Muscats vid ready, but as I watched it, I realized it just wasn’t as hot as Banana Mango High School.

But this one was queued on the side, so I figured I would post it as a public service to the Chinese who seem hell-bent on getting into a war with the Chinese.

We are not nearly afraid enough of the Japanese.

What the hell is going on in that vid eo? There’s something about it that almost makes sense but it’s just out of reach.

I mean, you can almost see it, and then a bunch of bones floats by and a huge black guy in knickers starts dancing.

I just find it hard to believe that even two atomic bombs can erase centuries of being badasses so they’re a powderkeg waiting to get off…go off.

 

A non video drudgetaposition

Legalized pot in Washington

People are taking Washington St ferries and stumbling off without their cars.

 

Let’s end on a hate crime.

lgb and tatas

 

Actually, let’s end on more Hillary! videos.

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Coupla Things

Posted: June 24, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Queerblogging

Important Update Below!!!!!!

First, I have to admit I’m all in favor of this.

The taxpayer funded University of Arizona will become the first university in America to offer a transgender studies program.

The program is set to launch by fall of 2017, and will grant master’s degrees.

The school’s program will focus on sex, gender, cultural issues, political issues, and the life experiences of transgender people.

Who doesn’t want the angry fools who would want a master’s in transgender studies to be out $tens of thousands for a degree that’s the opposite of useful? The only jobs with that in the requirements are to teach it and if that’s not in the requirements, you would be an idiot to hire any angry fools who thought it was a good idea.

I am going back and forth on my opinion of University of Arizona over this.

Which sort of dickhead institution offers that as a master’s?

The type that thinks they’re performing a public service or the type that figures a fool and his/her/xer/cher/cis/its money is soon parted so they might as well get some?

Either way, I’m just not sure if I’m fer it or again it. I mean, if it was Harvard, I’d be all for it, but I respected the University of AZ.

 

We all know my ticket is

Clinton-Bush

 

but I could be persuaded to support Trump.

So long as he chooses a good running mate.

Trump Cthulhu

 

Important Update!!!!!!

Really, there’s only one choice that could bring the GOP together.

The Only Choice

 

NYC is committing a hate-crime by asking gender, but at least they give you 31 different responses.

 

I have to admit, even at my most ridiculous, I can’t even come up with 10. The Daily Caller had to check with some colleges (not Berkeley for some reason) to see the definitions. You have to love this one.

Someone who identifies as “genderqueer,” for example, is a “person whose gender identity is neither man nor woman, is between or beyond genders, or is some combination of genders.”

So when I tell them to go fuck themselves, they can!

Not sure what to say about this one

Similarly, someone who is “gender fluid” is a person “whose gender identification and presentation shifts, whether within or outside of societal, gender-based expectations.”

Seriously? You can’t pin down your gender?
This one’s my favorite, if you’re going to be inclusive, be fucking inclusive.

If someone is “pangender,” their “gender identity is comprised of all or many gender expressions.”

The all of the above gender.

How doomed can one civilization be?

I’ve been looking for two (2) investors but I haven’t had much luck so I’ll try here.

 

I am going to file a provisional patent, that costs $75, and I need someone with $25 who knows how to write up a deal to get a gov’t grant.  The other one needs to have access to $25. If the cost of the provisional application went up, I might need more investors. I can write up the application.

My idea is a solar/battery/windmill powered airplane.

You use the battery to take off, once you get above the clouds the solar panels will recharge the battery.
You put the windmills on the trailing edge of the wings with a larger one behind the tail assembly.

Think of it, you’re moving anyway, this way you can recycle the movement of air. Free energy!
It’s so brilliant that I can’t believe nobody else ever thought of it.

I figure we could get anywhere from $100,000 to hundreds of $millions in stimulizing money.

We make prototypes using Mosquitoes (plywood planes!!! anything technologically backwards is good for the environment!) and P-51s, because they fly high enough to ensure they’re above any clouds. The P-51 can have drop-batteries like drop tanks.

We make them with the original engines, take out the guns and put in batteries and wind-turbines
Naturally, we need the regular engines in case the windmills and batteries aren’t enough.

We could sell a few to Johnny Depp, Sir Paul McCartney, probably a few more. Hell, John Travolta will probably buy a fleet.

Then, after it becomes obvious the whole idea is idiotic, we go bankrupt and we have a couple Mosquitos and P-51 Mustangs.

We just have rip out the batteries, solar panels and the turbines to make them useful and fun.

Let me know in the comments if you’re in.

I Wuz Wrong

Posted: April 19, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC, Queerblogging

And I’m man enough to admit it.

I saw this story about rainbow nooses at a university in Tenessee (Austin Peay State U) were found and it was a HATE crime!!!! (with a capital HATE!!!)!!!!

My first thought was that it was a fake hate-crime by someone from the LGBTQUaddeafy movement.

I wuz wrong

Administrators at Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tenn., said Tuesday that the nooses, which were arranged in a rainbow on a tree near a fine-arts building, were part of an introductory course that uses yarn to create art.

It still leaves this question,

Is this graphic from Eric a hate crime?

RebelRainbow

 

I hope so, because I always figured if it would piss off anybody it would be hard-core Confederate types, not homerseckshuls and that would make it even funnier.