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Coupla Things

Posted: June 24, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Queerblogging

Important Update Below!!!!!!

First, I have to admit I’m all in favor of this.

The taxpayer funded University of Arizona will become the first university in America to offer a transgender studies program.

The program is set to launch by fall of 2017, and will grant master’s degrees.

The school’s program will focus on sex, gender, cultural issues, political issues, and the life experiences of transgender people.

Who doesn’t want the angry fools who would want a master’s in transgender studies to be out $tens of thousands for a degree that’s the opposite of useful? The only jobs with that in the requirements are to teach it and if that’s not in the requirements, you would be an idiot to hire any angry fools who thought it was a good idea.

I am going back and forth on my opinion of University of Arizona over this.

Which sort of dickhead institution offers that as a master’s?

The type that thinks they’re performing a public service or the type that figures a fool and his/her/xer/cher/cis/its money is soon parted so they might as well get some?

Either way, I’m just not sure if I’m fer it or again it. I mean, if it was Harvard, I’d be all for it, but I respected the University of AZ.

 

We all know my ticket is

Clinton-Bush

 

but I could be persuaded to support Trump.

So long as he chooses a good running mate.

Trump Cthulhu

 

Important Update!!!!!!

Really, there’s only one choice that could bring the GOP together.

The Only Choice

 

NYC is committing a hate-crime by asking gender, but at least they give you 31 different responses.

 

I have to admit, even at my most ridiculous, I can’t even come up with 10. The Daily Caller had to check with some colleges (not Berkeley for some reason) to see the definitions. You have to love this one.

Someone who identifies as “genderqueer,” for example, is a “person whose gender identity is neither man nor woman, is between or beyond genders, or is some combination of genders.”

So when I tell them to go fuck themselves, they can!

Not sure what to say about this one

Similarly, someone who is “gender fluid” is a person “whose gender identification and presentation shifts, whether within or outside of societal, gender-based expectations.”

Seriously? You can’t pin down your gender?
This one’s my favorite, if you’re going to be inclusive, be fucking inclusive.

If someone is “pangender,” their “gender identity is comprised of all or many gender expressions.”

The all of the above gender.

How doomed can one civilization be?

I’ve been looking for two (2) investors but I haven’t had much luck so I’ll try here.

 

I am going to file a provisional patent, that costs $75, and I need someone with $25 who knows how to write up a deal to get a gov’t grant.  The other one needs to have access to $25. If the cost of the provisional application went up, I might need more investors. I can write up the application.

My idea is a solar/battery/windmill powered airplane.

You use the battery to take off, once you get above the clouds the solar panels will recharge the battery.
You put the windmills on the trailing edge of the wings with a larger one behind the tail assembly.

Think of it, you’re moving anyway, this way you can recycle the movement of air. Free energy!
It’s so brilliant that I can’t believe nobody else ever thought of it.

I figure we could get anywhere from $100,000 to hundreds of $millions in stimulizing money.

We make prototypes using Mosquitoes (plywood planes!!! anything technologically backwards is good for the environment!) and P-51s, because they fly high enough to ensure they’re above any clouds. The P-51 can have drop-batteries like drop tanks.

We make them with the original engines, take out the guns and put in batteries and wind-turbines
Naturally, we need the regular engines in case the windmills and batteries aren’t enough.

We could sell a few to Johnny Depp, Sir Paul McCartney, probably a few more. Hell, John Travolta will probably buy a fleet.

Then, after it becomes obvious the whole idea is idiotic, we go bankrupt and we have a couple Mosquitos and P-51 Mustangs.

We just have rip out the batteries, solar panels and the turbines to make them useful and fun.

Let me know in the comments if you’re in.

I Wuz Wrong

Posted: April 19, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC, Queerblogging

And I’m man enough to admit it.

I saw this story about rainbow nooses at a university in Tenessee (Austin Peay State U) were found and it was a HATE crime!!!! (with a capital HATE!!!)!!!!

My first thought was that it was a fake hate-crime by someone from the LGBTQUaddeafy movement.

I wuz wrong

Administrators at Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tenn., said Tuesday that the nooses, which were arranged in a rainbow on a tree near a fine-arts building, were part of an introductory course that uses yarn to create art.

It still leaves this question,

Is this graphic from Eric a hate crime?

RebelRainbow

 

I hope so, because I always figured if it would piss off anybody it would be hard-core Confederate types, not homerseckshuls and that would make it even funnier.

To answer This Ain’t Hell’s question,

Here’s my conundrum: if it is immoral, even criminal or civilly liable for these mom-and-pop Christian businesses to deny services based on their fundamental beliefs, why is it not also immoral or legally actionable for large corporations to refuse their services to the citizens of those states where those who govern choose to pass legislation to protect the religious freedoms of their citizenry?

I didn’t like it when the Moral Majority (which was neither/1980s leftist prof) was doing it and I don’t like it now that the Immoral Minority (which is both/Veeshir) does it.

My pitch-perfect lefty brother, gay, special-ed math teacher who I wouldn’t trust to make change without a graphing calculator, told me I couldn’t make fun of that Kardashian/Jenner thing who’s trying to up the ratings on its reality-tv show, for being a “lesbian trapped in a man’s body” even though it was so incredibly and blatantly obvious a joke, because “Times have changed.”

 

If you can shop around until you find a bakery who won’t make a cake for your gay wedding and then sue it into bankruptcy, then I can tell you to go fuck yourself.

As for opening up bathrooms for creepy dudes in dresses, go for it. If some woman wants to take a piss in the urinal, it’s no skin off my back.

If I had a daughter I might think differently though.

 

Jeff Goldstein is one of the better thinkers on the ‘tubes, I mostly agree with this Trump rant except the “Fuck off” part.

Most of my friends have been lefties most of my life, if you are taken in by a huckster that’s your deal, not mine.

I will say I lost any residual respect for NY voters I had left after watching them fall in with Trump. He’s been hucking in NY for decades, they should know better.

 

 

Har.

I’ve been pretty busy with work and vacation and, well, being lazy, so I haven’t tubed much lately. I try to watch the news but really, I could care less what idiocy Yale fools do and watching whatever the hell is happening in Missouri seems like too much effort to try to understand, just nitwit leftists going all Stalin, so I have no idea what the hell is happening but it appears to be pretty darn endy and only peripherally funny.

But today I tubed and realized, it’s freaking hilarious.

This misleading headline makes me laugh.

Headline

Little Support for Punishing Global Warming Foes

From the body of the article.

Democrats (27%), however, favor prosecuting those who don’t agree with global warming.

Do you realize that more than a quarter of Dems want to punish people who are in favor of the scientific method?

It’s like the Scopes Monkey Trial all over again, except now we have the anti-science people screeching about being all scientifical and shit. I’d be many of that 27% are in government or Penn State. Which makes it funnier IMIO.

 

I have an idea, let’s let our European betters tell us how to govern!!!!!

It has long been believed that when it comes to interest rates, zero is as low as you can go….

But for the people who control the world’s money, this idea has recently been thrown out of the window. Many central banks have pushed their rates into negative territory and yet the financial system has still (not? V) to come to an abrupt end.

 

So does that mean I’ll have to pay interest on my savings account?

Makes me wonder if this is what that moh-ron Yellen is talking about.

“Policymakers have to carefully weigh the advantages and disadvantages of alternative monetary implementation frameworks in the presence of new policy tools,” Yellen said

Sure that’s gobbledeygook, but I think she thinks it means something. Which would be pretty darn funny in a Monty Python movie but pretty darn scary in the real world.

Methinks it’s time to  forget about buying more silver and gold and focus on wood, polymer, steel, brass, lead, complex, fast-burning chemicals and toilet paper. They’re going to be the new exchange medium after the collapse.

 

For the record, contrary to what is being written, neither I nor my mild-mannered, alter-ego are gay.

…upcoming Scholastic Book Fair includes a gay character… “Captain Underpants and the Sensational Saga of Sir Stinks-A-Lot”

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

I do have to admit, it’s been funny watching people realize that maybe, just maybe, Polie-ico are a bunch of lying Minitrue members in good-standing.

As was evident to anybody who ever paid any attention to them at all long ago, starting with their first Big Story!!!!!, a lying hitjob on Fred Thompson that was proven a lie as soon as video of the incident came out and continuing on with every “Scoop!!!!” they’ve ever had.

 

Two last things,

This is funny.

Donald Trump said Wednesday he was shocked to see Hillary Clinton’s latest hairdo, calling it “massive” in an interview on conservative talk radio.

You have to admit, Trump making fun of someone else’s hair is downright hilarious.

I will say that in Drudge’s pic, it does look like a wig.

 

This ain’t funny.

Cuz it’s true.

 

Okay, I lied. Two more things below the fold.

(more…)

The second time is supposed to farce, but this is actually about the eleventyith time and it’s a comic tragedy that should be getting funnier, except it’s not.  Recall that Obama and co. declared “Peace for our time!!!!” and the Iranians said, “We never agreed to that.” and yet, people are still acting as if the Iranian nuke “deal” is an actual deal.

Inspection and access to non-nuclear and military sites will not be accepted by Iran.

The Iranians have been ridiculing the “negotiations” since they started in the early aughts and have only become more brazen as our fine political, intellectual, moral and social betters keep pretending the Iranians are honest parties.

In Reclaiming Our Lost Colony news, Andalusia!

At a two-day terrorism conference held in Madrid on April 23 and 24, Fernández Díaz said that at least 115 Spanish jihadists — including at least 15 women — are now known to have joined the Islamic State. He added that 14 jihadists had returned to Spain; nine of those are in prison and five remain free.

 

I bet a dollar there have been a few, unpublicized, terrorism conferences in Spain, except on the “supply” side of terrorism.

Who are we to deny them the 9th holiest site in Islam?

In a surprising twist, M’Shell Obama prevents terrorism!!!!!!!

Recall back in 2010, M’Shell took money from food stamps to pay for

Democrats who reluctantly slashed a food-stamp program to fund a state-aid bill may have to do so again to pay for a top priority of first lady Michelle Obama.

… is paid for by trimming the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as the food-stamp program.

 

In today’s exciting development some New Black Panther terrorists had a problem

This week the Brandon Orlando Baldwin and Olajuwon Davis admitted in court that they were planning to blow up a police station and murder St. Louis County Prosecutor BOb McCulloch… But they didn’t have enough money on their EBT card!

 

Okay, that’s pretty funny. Until you think about how we’re subsidizing terrorists with welfare.

 

The New Puritans, afraid someone, somewhere is having unapproved fun, have started the Salem witch trials a little west of Salem, only now they’re burning men.

In this exciting episode, some guy got drunk and then his girlfriend’s roommate jumped him and he was accused of “rape” and lost his witch trial. I can only assume his wang weighed less than a duck. But he’s fighting back

What differentiates the Amherst suit from others, though, is that it portrays Doe (supposed rapist V) as unable to give consent, and Jones (supposed rapee V) as the initiator and the sober party.

 

I wish him luck, but since he’s part of the patriarchy (his wang gives that away), and it’s in a double-bastion of New Puritanism (Massachusetts and a college!!), I figure he’s boned.

 

This is sorta funny but not really tragicomedy, but I’m linking it for one reason.  A bunch of lesbians got mad at each other and brawled in the streets.

When the groups arrived, members of one clique pulled knives. A girl from the other group had a bottle of drain cleaner.

One woman threw the sulfuric-acid substance all over the place — burning herself and five others

Why am I linking it? No pictures so I’m betting they’re not hot.

 

This is ts the Washington Free Beacon Section

Whose side is Obama on? That’s an easy one, who hates America the most in that region.

President Obama and his administration continue to support the global Islamist militant group known the Muslim Brotherhood.

If only we could get Israel to start some anti-American rhetoric, maybe behead a few journalists then Obama might be on their side.

 

I know which side I’m on in China V Freedom, I wish I didn’t know which side Obama is on.

Original participants in China’s pro-democracy movement in 1989 are back in prison on the 26th anniversary of the government’s brutal suppression of those protests,

Anniversaries always get me in trouble too, but usually I just get the silent treatment and don’t get laid because I forget them, I’ve almost never been killed over one and I’ve only been imprisoned once (long story)

 

I’m not sure whose side I’m on in this one.

Al Qaeda and other Islamist terrorists pose a “high” threat of attacking the upcoming G-7 summit meeting in Germany,

That’s a poser.

 

Once again, I know whose side I’m on, it’s just hard to figure out how to do anything for the poor kid whose stuck in this utterly ludicrous yet utterly horrible (funny and endy!) situation.

‘Complicated’: The transsexual partner of a former lesbian lover of a nine-year-old’s natural mother has been refused access to see the girl after a judge found that her life was complicated enough
The couple – known as Rachel and Helen – split up when she was three. Rachel, who was Alice’s natural mother, was sectioned with schizophrenia and Helen entered a relationship with Matthew, the man who has brought the case.

When he met Helen he was a woman having treatment to live as a man.

 

Jebus. That poor little girl has absolutely no chance at any sort of normal life.

 

I’m on (Used to be) Great Britain’s side, but then, I always root for the underdog. The 600 year history of the Royal Mail is coming to an end.

The UK government is to sell its remaining 30 percent stake in Royal Mail

Sure it’ll still be there, but it will not be owned by the government. How messed up is it that a socialist country is selling its stuff to private enterprise?

So socialism leads to libertarianism? That’s pretty darn funny.

This bit makes me laugh a little more.

The UK offloaded a 60 percent stake in Royal Mail in 2013, but attracted criticism for selling it too cheaply when shares soared following the sale.

Let me get this straight, a company run by a gov’t agency who cares not for profitability(it’s not their money) is sold to a private enterprise whose goal is to make money and the stock prices go up? The deuce you say!

 

As always, I’m on the side of science against Science!

In a major blow to environmental activists, the Obama administration said Thursday that the controversial drilling technique known as fracking has not caused any widespread impacts on drinking water,

Not that this will matter, notice they link the Wash Times. I’m gonna go out on a limb and bet that The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. do not give this much coverage. They are in the affirmation business, not the information business after all.

 

As always, I’m on the side of freedom against the current, Chicago-machine-politics ruling our nation.

In March of this year, the Obama administration removed the White House from FOIA requests. Also in March, a note on a FOIA request that wasn’t blacked out said, “We (agency workers) live in constant fear of upsetting the WH [White House].”

The agencies have a history of perverting the process in favor of leftists. In 2013, the federal government granted waivers on FOIA requests for greenies but not conservatives. Green groups received information for free 92% of the time while equivalent Conservative groups are not granted fee waivers 93% of the time.

Sonomabatch.

That also illustrates why I’m on Sharyl Attkisson’s side, she’s just about the only journalist in America.

 

The real poser of the day:

Nannarch nannarchor  Grannarch?Trailer Park Grandma Hillary

 

Paco helped me come up with that one.