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Posted: August 29, 2011 by aliceaitch in Obama's Fault, Teh Funneh

Why won’t you let me embed this?

I’m not even going to bother to quote anything from this column by Bruce Bartlett, which argues that Obama is actually…wait for it…wait for it…a conservative.

Yes, really. Read the whole thing and try not to spew any liquids onto your keyboard.

*Unless someone writes a column titled “Herp Dee Derp Tee Tum Tum Tee” about how great it is to punch yourself in the balls repeatedly, that is.

I think we could all use a good joke

Posted: August 2, 2011 by Sean M. in Teh Funneh

WARNING: THERE IS ONE LINE THAT IS VERY NSFW

Patton Oswalt is one of my favorite comedians. Sure, when he does political stuff, it’s your standard Bush-bashing, Obama-gargling crap, but I can forgive that because the other 90% of his stuff is hilarious. Just do a YouTube search with his name and the phrases “Robert Evans,” “Steak,” or especially “Rats and Orgy” and you’ll laugh your ass off at those routines. Those are also all glaringly NSFW, I should mention.

Anyway, here he is just telling a joke about dirty limericks, which I had never seen before today:

My Mom LOL’d at that, by the way.

I had to look it up because I had no idea WTF was going on with this story (if it wasn’t made obvious by that, I don’t have a TV) so I had to Google it…I do know that Hitler’s already issued his reaction,

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Amish sexting buggy sex

Posted: June 21, 2011 by aliceaitch in Random Crap, Teh Funneh

But he thought she was 13!  That makes it all OK.

Oh my…

Tuesday Teh Funnies

Posted: May 17, 2011 by veeshir in PEBKAC, Random Crap, Teh Funneh

Eh, been burned out on political crap lately so some random funnies.
Mystery click, make with the clicky then make with the laughy.

Below the fold,the only commentary on that royal wedding a couple weeks ago that interests me.

Clicky via Say Uncle, wedding photos via chainmail.
Update: Put this in PEBKAC because I have no idea what that means.
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PETArds are up in arms over it.  Which is unsurprising given that The Hangover II didn’t get the “no animals were harmed” disclaimer that you’ve seen at the end of every movie for the past bajillion years.

A spokesperson for the American Humane Association, which monitors the treatment of animals on nearly 2,000 film and television sets every year, says the organization offered to visit the movie’s set in Thailand but was turned down — and that the group has not been granted a screening of the film.

At the same time, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals president Ingrid Newkirk tells EW her organization wrote a letter to Phillips protesting Crystal’s appearance in the film. While Newkirk believes Phillips was only joking about the cigarette smoking (“he would have been locked up if anybody on the set had turned him in”), she says any use of exotic animals for entertainment purposes is “of grave concern” to PETA: “Monkeys are wild. They don’t want to be doing the same things over and over, they’re easily upset, they don’t want to be under the bright lights, they don’t want to be in the cage.” Newkirk says the group is particularly upset about the monkey being used in connection with sexual humor: “A joke is a joke, and we have a great sense of humor, but leave the animals out of it.”

Capuchins are generally regarded as the smartest monkey, and have even been taught to use money, which is something I doubt a two-year-old can master. So why is it so much more objectionable to PETA and the American Humane Society that a monkey has been taught to hold a cigarette, than that an Indonesian two-year-old chain smokes?

On a slightly related side note – since as Alex pointed out, “It’s always a good time to include Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D.”

Imagine if J.D. survived blowing up Westerburg High and went on to start a security firm.

Unfortunately, Breaking In has officially been canceled, but there’s a rumor floating around that Fox just might renew it if there’s an increased interest.  The final contracted episode has been moved to Tuesday.  Watch it or I’ll post more soccer and kittehs.