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Old Or Fake, It’s What’s For News!

Posted: November 13, 2017 by veeshir in Uncategorized

It’s old news that Obama loved fighting both sides of every war, here he is arming Iranians to fight in Iraq. Against us.

U.S. officials acknowledged Iranian-backed forces in Iraq could be using American-made arms, an admission that comes amid growing concern on Capitol Hill the U.S. government is quietly working with militia fighters in Iraq who are directly tied to the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), according to multiple sources familiar with the situation…

Multiple sources who spoke to the Washington Free Beacon both on and off the record accused the State Department of making “common cause” with the IRGC, which they say has benefited from ongoing American efforts to arm and train Iraqi militia groups, many of which have direct ties to Iran.

These sources pointed to the continued presence of senior Obama administration officials in government as one of the primary drivers of this ongoing policy.

There’s a lot of shit for Trump to undo, the problem he’s having is that the rot is deep and all pervasive in so many cabinet-level departments.

 

Now, I’m not saying this is the only reason, but it pretty darn old that this was ginned up bullshit from the beginning.

Byron York: Did dossier trigger the Trump-Russia probe?

So the timeline is: The first dossier report was June 20, Steele approached the FBI near the start of July, and the FBI began its investigation in late July…

Steele continued to file dossier reports to the Clinton campaign and, apparently, to the FBI during the July-August-September-October time frame — in other words, the period leading up to the November 8 presidential election. There were reports dated July 30; August 5, 10, and 22; September 14; and October 12, 18, 19, and 20…

To believe that Putin wanted Trump instead of a certain easily-bribed Grannarch requires that you’re an idiot. We all saw Obama gin up this shit to try to beat Trump and then to try to weaken him. We all voted for the wrong person last year and for that, our fine betters will make us pay.

 

It’s not at all new but still darn funny how today’s totally tolerant and mostly-peaceful lefties(Democrats) have the same goals as yesterday’s totally intolerant and not at all peaceful racists (Democrats).

Yale removes white men’s portraits from hall to promote diversity

Segregation! It’s what Democrats do.

For inclusion!

 

This one is getting very fucking old and it really pisses me off a lot.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Professor details how a ‘cancerous disease’ has ruined liberal arts colleges.

My niece used to like me a lot. She trusted me and never gave me shit and made fun of the rest of the family for going after me. Then… she went to Manhattan College, SUNY Albany and Albany Law School and now? I’m a racist hater who hates. Even after she went overseas for a semester of schooling and saw real racism, her friend whose parents are Filipino was not allowed into a bunch of clubs because she was too dark. My brother-in-law is Lebanese and she’s pretty dark-skinned, she could pass for an Arab if she wanted, she faced a bunch of racism overseas. But America is the font of all racism and I’m a racist hater who hates.

It hurt me a lot the last few times I went back to NY, I’m used to my family hating on me for being a racist, even though most of them have said racist shit to me, but I’m the fucking racist.

Fuck ’em. I don’t see me going to NY for a long time.

I will give my late-mother props for never buying the stupidity of Right Wing Hate causing a communist to kill JFK

Even with the full release of the files, many questions will still likely surround Kennedy’s murder, but one thing isn’t a mystery.

It wasn’t “right-wing hate” that killed the president on Nov. 22, 1963. Instead, it was almost certainly a far-left radical, Lee Harvey Oswald, who had ties to the American Civil Liberties Union and was an avowed communist. He was about as far from the American right as one could be.

She could spend a half-hour explaining how it was the fault of the Dallas Cowboys. I swear she could. It made me laugh until I was about 13, it embarrassed the hell out of me until I was about 20 and then it got funny again.

She was sure I was a racist hater even as she tried to figure out how we could segregate America so the races didn’t mix, but she always knew who the real enemy was: The Dallas fucking Cowboys.

 

Okay, this is hilarious. Bernie is going after Trump for..wait for it..wait for it.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) slammed President Trump Saturday for having “never met a leader of an authoritarian nation … that he hasn’t liked.”

“Well, at least Trump is consistent. Abroad, he has never met a leader of an authoritarian nation (Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, Philippines) that he hasn’t liked,” Sanders tweeted.

He didn’t bow 90 degrees at the waist while shaking hands (the diplomatic equivalent of wearing a belt and suspenders on your bathing suit) or ignore as they invaded a neighboring nation, as our previous president. But Trump is a doody-head.

Of course, as Babalu notes, Bernie loves him some murderous commie dictators who murderously dictate at the Cubans, but he needs to bash Trump for something to keep himself in the news I guess.

 

I don’t know the deal about Roy Moore, but the people pushing this are the kings and queens of Fake News! This is the final nail in the coffin for me.

Attorney Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference at 2:30 PM EDT with an alleged Roy Moore accuser, adding to the dumpster fire of Alabama’s special senate election.

If the people viciously attacking him didn’t have a long history of defending all the Dems caught with their dicks in anything that stopped long enough to get it stuck in while lying about anything on their side of the aisle I’d be more likely to give the accusations credence. YMMV

 

Speaking of sexual stuff, I guess it didn’t fit in his ass.

A fitness fanatic was rushed to hospital after getting his penis stuck in a hole in a weight.

At least, that’s how I read that.

 

In Rue Morgue news,

 A Japanese police probe into the attempted murder of an elderly bedridden woman has reportedly led to an unlikely suspect: a stray cat.

The Japanese just have to put their own twist on everything. I guess I should be happy it wasn’t an octopus but still…

 

Global Warmmongers lie, that’s old news, but some new proof!

Oyster Herpes: Latest Symptom of Global Warming?

No! It’s promiscuous clams!

Speaking of lying global warmmongers, has anybody checked to see if the Maldives are still there? They had until September.

Sorta slim on links so…. Pic Post!

A quick way to get your ass really kicked.  Twice!

 

Little math joke.

There aren’t that many that are funny.

Tent humor is even more rare.

If I don’t get a desert compound, I’m thinking this would be my perfect house.

So long as I can dig an underground shooting range.

While it’s pretty easy to boycott football when your team gets humiliated by an 0-9 team, lest we forget

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What The Hell?

Posted: August 28, 2017 by veeshir in Uncategorized

What the hell is going on out there? Our betters are upping their attacks on us and the GOP is all in on those attacks.

In Berkely, that bastion of Free Speech, Love, Tolerance and Mostly-Peace we have mobs of organized anarchists attacking anybody and everybody for the sin of not being Loving, Tolerant and Mostly-Peaceful and even worse sin of not being violently opposed to freedom as the police stand back and let them get their violence on.

How can they justify that? Why isn’t the media talking about the violence inherent in the system or talking about how the cops are letting these vicious, violent thuggles to be viciously and violently thuggish? I can understand hiding corruption and lies spewing from their side but to ignore vicious, violent repression of anything and anyone they deem unworthy of freedom is a despicableness too fucking far.

And the most fucked up part is how they violently attack anybody not of their brand of leftism, that makes them basically the same, if currently less murderous, as any jihadi group who kills everybody who doesn’t believe in their brand of Islam.

 

Meanwhile, Trump pardoned Joe Arpaio, who was convicted of enforcing the law as the people who elected him wanted, and the GOP is all in on bashing Trump for that.

Weasels gotta weasel.  Jeff Flake, John McCain and now House Speaker Paul Ryan all stand in opposition to President Trump pardoning Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

The same fucking members of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party were okay with Obama pardoning all manner of drug dealers, traitors and actual terrorists but they’re pissed off about everything Trump does because Trump is a doody-head and is the symbol of the threat to their oligarchy.

Because Arpaio was charged only with a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum of six-months in jail, the U.S. Constitution does not guarantee him a right to trial by a jury of his peers. Arpaio and his attorneys repeatedly petitioned for a jury, only to be denied by Judge Bolton in March and again in May. Sources familiar with the proceedings have told Breitbart News the decision to charge only the misdemeanor was likely a ploy by federal prosecutors to avoid a jury trial in the community where Arpaio served as sheriff for more than 20 years…

Using the power of the state to put their loafers in the face of all who disagree with their fuckheadedness.

Fuck the GOP. I will vote for them locally because there’s not even a viable protest vote and we need people to stand up for us, but many of them are going the way of the national GOP so pretty soon we’ll be all alone. Except for Trump. If people against the rule of oligarchs do not stand behind Trump we’re gonna be really fucked.

 

Meanwhile, they didn’t even try to stop Obama from giving $billions to Iran until after he did it. Iran used some $hundred of millions to upgrade their navy and this.

A new United Nations report detailing chemical arms-related shipments from North Korea to Syria raises one big unanswered question: Who finances such illegal weapons deals?…

Iran’s military involvement supporting the Assad regime in Syria, as well the growing military presence of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps and Iranian proxy militias in Lebanon, Iraq, Yemen, and all the way to Afghanistan, has worried rival Sunni regimes in the region, as well as Israel and, increasingly, the United States.

So did the Iranians finance the chemical shipment described in the UN report?

I think we know the answer to that. We financed it second-hand thanks to Obama giving them $billions.

Obama, the gift that keeps on fucking the world and country as the national GOP attacks Trump in a vicious, dishonest and unhinged manner. .

 

Get your squeezy bulbs ready!

GOP voters device

Funny question.

Why Is Congress Not Investigating Obama’s Unprecedented Political Espionage? [VIDEO]

First, I’m glad they’re not “investigating” that shit, I already stink of fish, my fins hurt and my squeezy bulb horn is getting a new squeezy bulb (the last one wore out).

Second, they don’t want to look into that because, despite their constant lies and posturing to the contrary, they were obviously all in on it.

 

It’s sad that this has to be written.

ANALYSIS: TRUE. Our Debt Problem Is Really a Spending Problem. Economic Growth Won’t Fix It.

All debt problems are spending problems, that’s just axiomatic. You go into debt because you spent more than you took in, how else can you get a debt problem except for excessive spending? You don’t go into debt if you spend less or as much as you make.

Or are we pretending that gov’t ‘spending’ is actually an investment? Cuz that’s too stupid and insane to even comment on. That’s Nancy Pelosi insanely stupid.

 

So what else has Congress been doing instead of what they were elected to do? You really don’t want to know. Seriously.

“Whereas the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority, an interstate compact agency of the District of Columbia, the Commonwealth of Virginia, and the State of Maryland, provides transportation services to millions of people each year, the safety of whom is paramount; Whereas an effective and safe Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority system is essential to the commerce and prosperity of the National Capital region; Whereas the Tri-State Oversight Committee, created by a memorandum of understanding amongst these 3 jurisdictions, has provided safety oversight of the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority

“In performing its duties, the Commission, through its Board or designated employees or agents, may:Enter upon the WMATA Rail System and, upon reasonable notice and a finding by the chief executive officer that a need exists, upon any lands, waters, and premises adjacent to the WMATA Rail System, including, without limitation, property owned or occupied by the federal government, for the purpose of making inspections, investigations, examinations, and testing as the Commission may deem necessary to carry out the purposes of this MSC Compact, and such entry shall not be deemed a trespass.

Warrantless searches are now the law of the land near the DC Metro.

Now, I’m not against that in MD and DC, they like that shit, but Virginia? WTF VA? It’s sad watching a formerly decent state descend into leftist totalitarianism.

 

Which leads us to some good paranoia.

Have you noticed the multiple calls recently for increased gun control, despite the fact that all of the harm being done presently at leftist riots does not (yet) involve guns?…

What if they know something we don’t?  This sounds a little “out there,” but we live in a time when what is going on beneath the surface dwarfs what we see as the end result of someone’s planning.  So what if the discordant calls for gun control are because those politicians, anarchists, and activists (though I repeat myself) have foreknowledge of some kind of planned escalation of their brand of “protest” and are setting the stage for disingenuous “I told you sos’?  What if they have something of a timeline along which they either believe that things will happen or will make things happen, to escalate the blitzkrieg of media and hysteria by which they effect “change” – meaning a coup?

 

Some former, absolutely paranoid and crazy things are oh so thinkable anymore as we watch our betters freaking out over a threat to their power and corrupt-prestige.

We’re at the point in history where I will say that I will not allow anybody to take my guns. No way, no how. I’m a fucking American not some fucking EUnuch or commie serf, I’m a free man and intend to stay free. I’m mostly hoping that AZ will not allow that shit. I’m looking at Utah or Texas if that shit gets some steam here.

 

This is some fucked up Never-Trumper shit from the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party.

Republicans brace for September chaos as Trump puts himself before party

Perhaps Trump is putting himself (and us) ahead Of Party!!!!, but the fucking party has put itself ahead of its voters so fuck them.

 Congressional Republicans are bracing for another round of name-calling and criticism from President Trump before returning to Washington next month, fearing his outbursts will complicate their legislative agenda as such behavior becomes a defining feature of his presidency.

What legislative agenda? Because they’re surely not legislatively agendaing what they’ve been elected to legislatively agendize.

Primary all of them. Get rid of every incumbent in every office in the nation, get rid of the dog-catcher of New Paltz, NY.

 

This should be interesting.

The appointment is for September 1st. On that day Muslims will invade the Colosseum  transforming it into an open-air mosque. “Il Tempo” reports that the Islamic community of Rome will gather under the Flavian Amphitheatre, as they did last October. For the Muslims the occasion is a prime feast: ‘Eid Al Adha, the  Sacrifice of Abraham.  The  Bengalese Association Dhuumcatu  organizing it, has decided to transform Via San Gregorio, under the Arch of Constantine, into a mosque,

Rome is the 9th holiest site in Islam, starting with Augustus all emperors were Muslim who had to hide their faith due to Roman Islamophobia!

Helpfully illustrated

Italians are pissed off, their betters have always treated them like crap (that’s why so many Italians are Americans now), but they at least pretended to respect their faith, now that mask is off.

 

You know who lies nearly as much as Clintons? Global Warmmongers, but then, you already knew that.

In the first graph, the blue is based on raw data from weather stations in each state since 1990. The red is the adjusted data, which it is alleged was changed to force the data to show warming instead of cooling. The original data, in blue, shows cooling, rather than warming…

According to Real Climate Science, the researchers say that “our algorithm works exactly as designed” — meaning that any potential tampering would be intentional. They also reported that “50% of USHCN adjusted data is now fake, but they have only lost 25% of their data.” The idea, Real Climate Science says, is to throw out the data they don’t want and replace it with fake data.

Think of it as a form of taquiyya, lying for your religion is not a sin!

 

This is interesting, but I’d guess oversold. The problem is that journalists are idiots so when they try to report on what actual scientists and mathematicians tell them it’s like a game of “telephone” with particularly stupid people.

3,700-year-old clay tablet has proven that the Babylonians developed trigonometry 1,500 years before the Greeks and were using a sophisticated method of mathematics which could change how we calculate today.

I’m not sure if it will “change how we calculate!!!!!!!!!”, we’re pretty good at calculating after all, but it’s pretty interesting.

 

Troll Level: Grand Master! Or is it Trump-Level Trolling?

But, but, but….Hate!!!!! Racism!!!!!! I’m sure someone on the left is saying they’re just trying to get black folk out of their neighborhoods.

 

Attica!!!!!

Heh.

 

Wait…is this the same Chuck Adkins?

Posted: August 23, 2017 by aliceaitch in Uncategorized

Attacking Mike Rowe? 

Chuck Adkins the asshat?

Maybe he should change his name to Mike Hunt

Posted: August 23, 2017 by aliceaitch in Uncategorized

Asian Robert Lee pulled from announcing in Virginia on ESPN.

Rebloggin!

Posted: August 6, 2017 by veeshir in Uncategorized

Blogging has become so repetitive. We’ve been watching what our betters deny is happening for so long it’s not even fun anymore.

Important, Above Most Of The Post, Related!!!, Update!!!!
I couldn’t find where I found Kristolnacht, but I did via a ‘related’ post that showed up below after I posted!

Wes S.

Well, at least we now have a name for the upcoming McCanian/Grahamian/Rovian purge of conservatives, libertarians and Tea Partiers from the GOP: “Kristolnacht.”

Now back to our post, already in progress!

Sometimes blogging feels like this

Lately it feels more like this as I’m looking for Republican principles.

Speaking of assholes and elephants, T. Codding Van Vorhees VII has been busy!

February: Kristolnacht!

Bill Kristol
✔@BillKristol
Obviously strongly prefer normal democratic and constitutional politics. But if it comes to it, prefer the deep state to the Trump state.

More February: The people are revolting!!! They smell too!

Weekly Standard editor-at-large Bill Kristol said Tuesday afternoon that the white working class should be replaced by immigrants as they have become “decadent, lazy” and “spoiled.”

“Look, to be totally honest, if things are so bad as you say with the white working class, don’t you want to get new Americans in?”

Yesterday’s exciting installment really cracks me up, it’s the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party line so succinctly put that even Iowahawk would have a hard time doing it better.

Two days after the 2016 election, we had this to say about Donald Trump’s stunning victory:

We opposed him early and often, and we didn’t think he’d win. We lamented his ignorance, criticized his crudity, and catalogued his untruthfulness. We were troubled by his foreign policy noninterventionism, his antitrade demagoguery, by his lack of discipline and judgment, and also by the likelihood that he would disappoint far too many of his enthusiastic followers, especially those whose policy views we shared.

“We don’t regret having fully aired all of our many differences. Our concerns about his character and some of his policies don’t disappear because he won an election.

Electing him was a failure, he’s a doody head but we’re going to Defend Him!!!!! against the legitimate and true attacks that he totally deserves!!!! Cuz he sucks!!!!!!!!!

First unpalatable truth and first lie, cuz they think we’re stupid

But he did win an election.
The Republican majority in Congress was sustained, arguably because of, rather than despite, his efforts (Veeshir Vact Check: True!). And more than all of that, he is the president-elect—he is America’s president-elect. We want him to succeed. (Veeshir Vact Check: False!)”

Next we have the explanation for how they hate him and he’s a doody-head

In just the past two weeks, Trump only reluctantly signed a Russia sanctions bill that passed overwhelmingly in both houses of Congress (98-2 in the Senate, 419-3 in the House).

Still fucking that Russia Preferred Trump To An Easily And Often Bribed Clinton!!!! and Trump Likes Russia!!!!!!!! chicken.

How do you know it was “reluctant”? They were probably expecting Nikki Haley to be fired after talking mean to Russia in her first speech at the UN. When she wasn’t, they promptly pretended it didn’t happen. Cuz Trump is Colluding With Russia!!!!!!

He tweeted a policy reversal on transgender individuals serving in the U.S. military that neither the Joint Chiefs of Staff nor the secretary of defense knew was coming.

Reversing a long-held Conservative Position!!!!!!!!!!!!, or at least, one that the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party espouses. I’m sure the Sec Def and Joint Chiefs were devastated! They had their dresses picked out for the Marine Corps Ball!

He allowed his communications director falsely to accuse his chief of staff of committing a felony by supposedly leaking a document that was already officially public—and then, after the fallout consumed his administration, dismissed them both.

Is leaking a felony? I mean, when it hurts Trump or a Republican of course. As for “allowing”, he fired the idiot for saying stupid things. They could bash him for hiring that guy,  but for firing him? As for ‘fallout consuming’ something, it was the media who were consumed, cuz they, and the Weekly Standard, have to ignore good things Trump did, but they’re against what he’s doing so…………. CHAOS!!!!!

 He repeatedly attacked his attorney general for his necessary decision to recuse himself from the probe into Russian interference in the 2016 election.

Yeah see, not all of us agree it was “necessary” and most of Trump’s supporters were pissed off at that. But we can be ignored, cuz we’re not smart and they know better.

He gave a highly inappropriate speech to 40,000 boys participating in the Boy Scouts’ 20th National Jamboree—a speech for which the organization felt compelled to apologize.

He’s the only person in the world not allowed to give a political speech at a non-political event. Even though the scouts and their scout masters were into it, the nation organization is a member in good standing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party so they had to do that or be lumped with, HORRORS!!!!!!, Trump-supporters!

 He followed that up with a speech to law enforcement officials in which he suggested it was okay to rough up accused criminals.

He told a Seinfeld joke, he didn’t suggest that his supporters bring a gun to a knife fight or punch back twice as hard, he made a joke that he’d stolen from Seinfeld. And that got the Weekly Standard/NRO’s panties in a twist. Or boxers, I’m not going assume their gender-bending Rodriguez!

My Favorite!

Despite majorities in both houses of Congress, his policy agenda is at a standstill.

That’s because, like the Weekly Standard, they’ve been fighting Trump since before his inauguration.

Which leads us to the question, who is this the target of this back-stabbingly good article? I figure it’s affirmation for the We’re Better And Smarter Than You set with a soupçon of condescending education for the yokels.

More Kristolnacht!

“Never Trump” may be getting a facelift for 2020.

Bill Kristol, editor-at-large of the Weekly Standard, said he has initiated informal talks about creating a “Committee Not to Renominate the President.”

“We need to take one shot at liberating the Republican Party from Trump, and conservatism from Trumpism,” Kristol told the New York Times.

I’d say it’s a shot at liberating the Republican party from its voters and conservatism, but then, I’m not Smarter And Better Than You, I’m just an idiot who’s been watching this shit for two decades and writing about it for most of a decade.

Here’s Trump Not Acting Presidential!!!!

US National Security Adviser Gen H.R. McMaster said on Saturday that President Donald Trump wants Pakistan to change its ‘paradoxical’ policy of supporting the militants who are causing the country great losses.

As we all know from 8 years of the Weekly Standard loving on Obama’s creases, a True President doesn’t rock the boat! A True President knows that hateful rhetoric makes murderous Islamic terrorists mad!!!! If you suck their dicks, they’ll blow you up last!

Mr McMaster also defended President Trump’s strategy on winning the war in Afghanistan by giving unrestricted powers to the US military based in the war-torn country.

You see, getting rid of ridiculous Rules of Engagement where they can’t kill terrorists unless they catch them actually in the act of blowing themselves up is totally Un-Presidential!

I mean, winning wars, even ones we won long ago, is just so immodern! That sort of stuff implies borders and that some cultures are better than others!

Commenting on Mr Trump’s decision to win the Afghan war, Gen McMaster said: The president has said that, “He does not want to place restrictions on the military that undermine our ability to win battles in combat.”

“He has lifted those restrictions, and you’re beginning to see the payoff of that — as well.”

So how did our fine media betters characterize Trump’s assertion?

The US media reported earlier this week that in a July 19 meeting at the White House, President Trump berated his generals for not winning the war in Afghanistan and for allowing it to continue for more than 16 years.

See? Even Pakistani papers can see the Chaos!!!!! Trump causes!!!! Why can’t Trump stick to his agenda!!!! If only he would do what the media and the Weekly Standard want and he could be Presidential too!!! Just like the sharply-creased Obama!

Let’s look at real weakness on Russia and how Trump is so not presidential!!!!!

Amid the unrelenting media din accompanying the latest twist in the White House’s ongoing personnel struggles last week, BuzzFeed News managed to cause a minor stir by publishing an update on the circumstances surrounding the mysterious death of Mikhail Lesin, the former Putin advisor instrumental in cowing Russia’s lively media in the early 2000s. Lesin, who died in a Washington DC hotel room on November 5, 2015 of “blunt force injuries of the head,” was said to have fatally injured himself by falling after being “excessively” drunk for several days. The death was officially ruled an accident in October 2016. The BuzzFeed article updated the narrative: two FBI agents with some knowledge of the case seemed to suggest that Lesin had in fact been beaten, perhaps with a baseball bat; that he was in Washington to talk to the Feds, and was put up at his hotel by the Department of Justice; and, implicitly, that there had been some kind of cover-up by the Obama Administration.

It was not covered because it was a Conspiracy Theory!!!! (that could hurt Dems).

I will stick up for Obama on that, he’s a Chicago-machine politician, covering up baseball bat beatings as ‘suicide’ is just business as usual.

The whole thing is nothing new, recall, they literally drugged and shit on our diplomats, but Trump is not presidential and he’s weak on Russia!

Related to GOP-wing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, Sancho! My Horse!! My Armor!!!!  Windmill Tiltage!!!!!!!!!!!

A retired attorney in Virginia Beach is so incensed that Republicans couldn’t repeal the Affordable Care Act that he’s suing to get political donations back, accusing the GOP of fraud and racketeering.

Bob Heghmann, 70, filed a lawsuit Thursday in U.S. District Court, saying the national and Virginia Republican parties and some GOP leaders raised millions of dollars in campaign funds while knowing they weren’t going to be able to overturn the law also known as Obamacare.

Now that’s a class-action suit I could get behind! If I had given them any money since Bush sent his peeps out to call me a racist for wanting to enforce our laws I would try to get involved!!!

It would be hard to prove I’d supported those assholes though, I haven’t even rhetorically supported them since…… early in Bush’ second term.

Speaking of which, he should sue for a refund on his squeezy bulb too. Or at least wasted wear and tear.

An interesting take on Trump and the leak war our fine betters are waging against him, and us.

Trump is not a politician. OK? Readers get it. The news media does not…

Trump is going to war with the press over leaks with victory in hand.

Oh he is not winning on every front. The Senate is holding his political appointments hostage. Notice, he does not talk about that much. It’s called discipline. He knows they have him over a barrel called the Constitution…

That lends credence to the notion that Flynn worked with Trump to flush out the leakers by feeding them Fake News. Mission accomplished, Flynn left — amid a lot of noise. This was for show.

You underestimate Trump at your peril. He’s a huckster, but he’s a successful huckster and has been for decades. I’d take him in a game of 8-dimensional checkers over any US politician or member of our self-proclaimed, Elite!!!, cuz they’re nitwits who have not had to pay attention to reality or us for decades. You have to remember he’s been lying to and bribing these idiots for decades. He knows how they ‘think’.

Trump is doing the most important thing he was elected to do, fight back against the unelected fuckheads who have decided that we deserve no say in how we’re ruled. Cuz they’re better and smarter than we are.
They’ve declared war on us, we need to take sides.

He’s like Israel for me, his enemies are so despicable there isn’t a lot they can do that I won’t be For, and they both make me laugh my ass off.

Schaden is the only freude we can expect from politics, take it. Savor it. Rub your balls in it. If you don’t have any, identify as a man for a couple minutes, you’ll see how enjoyable rolling your balls in victory is! We weren’t called teabaggers for nothing!

Related! When Trump sticks to his agenda he wins – -and the media loses!

Ummmm, that’s why the media, and the Weekly Standard coup-crew, try to distract us from his agenda. But all they do is freak out over covfefe and get laughed at. Covfefe is still a punch line for the Elite set, for normal people too. It’s just that we’re laughing at, not with. Trump learned from Cheney, his job was to freak out lefties by saying utterly normal stuff in a way that sets them off. Trump didn’t have a Cheney, he has Pence.

Speaking of felons who work hard to harm America, the Obama Admin!

The American Center for Law and Justice filed a FOIA request for information surrounding the infamous 2016 Arizona “Tarmac Meeting” between Bill Clinton and Attorney General Loretta Lynch during the ongoing Hillary Clinton investigation…

It appears Attorney General Loretta Lynch used an email alias in her communication to disguise her identity…

AG Eric Holder also used three aliases when he was Attorney General –SEE HERE-.  The discovery of an alias does open the possibility for FOIA requests into the DOJ for all email correspondence with “Elizabeth Carlisle” and might discover additional communication otherwise unidentified.

Yeah, we knew that shit. We also watched Hillary’s Bitches in the FBI not-investigate anything. The fix was in, until we see Sessions appoint special prosecutor Benito Giuliani, I’m not going to be impressed.

They won’t be prosecuted for all their high crimes and higher crimes, cuz they’re Better And Smarter!

China And Russia Approve Sanctions!!!!!! but also had some other stuff to say.

Liu alluded to those comments and said that the United States needs to take concrete steps to prove their sincerity. He took particular aim at American military exercises with South Korea and the deployment of a missile defense system that China fears could be used against their own weapons. “Beefing up a military deployment around the peninsula is not in the interests of realizing denuclearization of the peninsula and maintaining peace and stability,” he said.

As we saw the other day, China ignores sanctions so this is just a way to give our fine media betters a chance to say, “See? Even the murderous commie dictators totally equality-wanting leaders in China think Trump is crazy!

Notice they just casually mention, as if it’s a legitimate complaint, China’s whine about how a missile defense could be used against their weapons.

Whenever murderous, expansionist, dictators whine about defensive measures you know they’re planning invasion routes.

Since Trump is Hitler and our media only knows history from watching movies, with Dunkirk in the news perhaps our media betters could relate to this example.

Belgium did not allow Brits and French to build defenses against invasion because Herr Hitler totally reasonably found them “provocative”, and the rest is, as they say, down the memory hole! It was all due to Churchill’s bluster!

Related, perhaps all that 19th century bellicosity that led to two world wars is due to Baron Trump‘s horrible horribleness!!!!! (that’s via Paco)

I will say that I find it hilarious that the Puff Hos are talking about someone else freaking out over something stupid. Unless that’s a “Hey! That’s our schtick!!!!” thing.

Speaking of Hitler and invasions,

The Merkel government is apparently covering up the extent of the ongoing migrant influx ahead of the country’s general elections, a leaked police document published in German newspapers suggests.

According to the document, Germany’s Federal Police, the agency responsible for immigration and border controls, is observing “high number of immigrants” entering illegally into Germany along the country’s southern border with Austria. The Federal Police is urging the government to reinstated border controls to stem the flow of illegal migrants into the country, the document reveals.

We get to see how gullible Germans are.

You have to admit it’s sorta funny having a German chancellor inviting an invasion to give the invaders some lebensraum the Germans apparently don’t need.

Global Warmmongers are not just liars, they’re not very bright.

Climate change means increasing numbers of missing people are expected to be found among Europe’s melting peaks, it’s been claimed.

Global warming and its subsequent hotter-than-normal summers is seeing glaciers recede, opening the door to more discoveries of human remains, an expert has told Euronews.

They try a bunch of pseudo-science (or SCIENCE!!!!!) and selectively choosing which facts to publish to explain it, but it’s hard to hide that what’s happening is places that froze over in the past are un-freezing over.

Apparently, it’s UNPRECEDENTED!!!! that these places are unfrozen, and they prove it by pointing to people frozen there!

Okay, this has a chance to be incredibly, horrificially and murderously hilarious.

London council planners have told developers that a new block of flats must include a gay bar – and they will send inspectors to check it’s gay enough.

Tower Hamlets bosses will only let the site of closed gay bay the Joiners Arms be built on if the developers promise to include a pub that will ‘remain a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender-focused venue for a minimum of 12 years’.

Gay enough. Years ago I laughed because there was a ruckus over a gay softball team in San Francisco deemed, ‘not gay enough’, but this one goes the extra step that makes it oh so much better. I wonder how they’ll measure gayness, will there be mandatory blow-jobs in the bathroom? Does the bartender have to lisp? Too bad Fred Phelps is dead, he could have helped them measure gayness. Is Anita Bryant dead?

So that part’s sorta funny, but here’s where it gets murderously hilarious

Tower Hamlets is an Islamic swamp…

three London schoolgirls flew to Istanbul, from where they travelled by road to Syria to join the Islamic State. British police have confirmed that at least 700 Britons have now joined the terrorist group as fighters. Over the past year alone, 22 British women, most under the age of 20, are believed to have travelled to Syria to become “jihadi brides.”

These three London schoolgirls, who lived in the borough of Tower Hamlets, were not the first from there to travel to Syria. They were not even the first Islamic State recruits from their school — nor, it seems, will they be the last.

In Australia they’re not allowing a synagogue cuz it’ll be a terror-magnet, in Akbar Britain they’re requiring building terror magnets right next to where the terrorists learn their trade.

Watching Akbar British officials attempt to ignore the explosions and their causes, We’ll Never Know Their Motives!!!!, will be infuriatingly hilarious.  Watching the media freak out over the Backlash Against The Muslims and attack Trump for noticing it wasn’t just a terrorist attack but a hate-crime will be banal and expected but still pretty funny. So long as you ignore the piles of dead people.

So... work accident, rivals who think they’re the wrong type of Muslim or Backlash Against The Muslims!!!!?

A blast caused by what the FBI called “an improvised explosive device” rocked a Bloomington Islamic center before dawn Saturday, just as a small group of Muslim worshipers had gathered for the day’s first round of prayers.

No one was hurt in the explosion, which heavily damaged an imam’s office at the Dar Al Farooq Center and sent smoke wafting through the large building. Windows in the office were shattered, either by the blast or by an object thrown through them.

It’ll be easy to figure out.

If it’s The Backlash Against Muslims, we’ll know all about it. In short order it’ll be the headline of every paper in the country for a week at least and leading every newscast for at least long.

If work accident or religious dispute it’ll disappear from the headlines in even shorter order. We would be confused about the exact motive, but know the actors. They’ll try to portray it as Backlash!!!!, but then facts will leak out and they’ll have to memory-hole it. Like the BernieBro/Democrat who shot up Republicans. It harms the narrative and doesn’t harm America.

Imagine how bad the headlines could be if he was a catcher instead of a pitcher!

Let’s Pretend!

Posted: August 1, 2017 by veeshir in Uncategorized

Seriously, reading the news anymore is basically an exercise in figuring out the real deal despite everything our fine betters can do to obfuscate the issue.

 

News From Long Ago! Our betters pretend that people against illegal immigration are anti-immigrant!

We’ve been watching this since before 2008 when Bush sent his peeps out to call us racist haters for wanting to enforce our laws.

 

All of our Elite seem to think that communism, whether done ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ is a better system than freedom and capitalism in spite of all the proofs that capitalism is far superior for humans in general. The problem is that freedom does not allow for a ruling elite to be in charge of the dim (us).

In order to do that, they have to ignore whenever socialism/communism fucks everything up.

Case in point: Venezuela.

Venezuela’s president held a sham election on July 30 that created an assembly out of his own supporters, to bypass that country’s elected representatives and rewrite the constitution.

But, inexcusably, the broadcast networks seem to be going out of their way to avoid reporting on this glaring example of how socialism inevitably turns out, if it’s allowed to continue unchecked.

Can’t let the hoi polloi learn the wrong (right) lesson.

We do have to remember one thing about murderous commie dictatorships.

Venezuela is the third-largest supplier of oil to the United States, and is now poised to become a resource-rich totalitarian regime, unnervingly close to the United States.

Yeah, see, without an empire to loot communism always makes a country weaker than a free nation. Venezuela is poor and starving and they are going to have a problem realizing any power from those resources.

Even worse, the brief failed to mention any of the rampant poverty, brutal crackdowns or any other regime abuses.

They screwed over oil companies by “nationalizing” shit and now they have a shortage of their own product.

Oil ticks stay powerful because they let westerners pump their oil and pay them for it, they know they can’t piss off BP, Shell or Exxon/Mobil or they’ll lose their income. Commies don’t realize that, they seem to believe the propaganda of our fine media betters.

Another case in point: Cuba!

Equality!

So predictable: Yahoo News declares Castro ration book a “symbol of equality”

For some values of “equality”, those that mean the proles are equally fucked and the ruling classes are equally protected from the ravages communism wreaks on commie nations.

The myth of “equality” is one of the biggest lies promoted by the Castro regime.  Cubans are only equal in their misery and slavery…

I’d say that lie is promoted by our fine betters, the Castros just use the weapons they’re given.

 It says that the ration book gives Cubans all that they need to survive at a “discount.”

WRONG. The food allocations in the ration book are not enough to survive. Everyone has to scramble to get more, and there has always been a thriving black market. Plus, there is no “discount.” The Castro regime sets prices artificially, with no connection to supply and demand.

I have some lefty friends who live in Boston, they always claim price-controls are “fair” but when I ask them about price-controls on housing they swell up and declare those price controls don’t work. They often look thoughtful for a minute but the next day, they’re back on the Big Pharma must be made to offer their goods at a ‘fair’ price and refuse to accept that shit stifles innovation.

In 1963, Cuba started feeling the pinch from the US sanctions imposed after the revolutionary new regime confiscated US property on the island as part of its sweeping reform program.

As shortages set in, the revolutionary leaders launched a program to supply food to every home on the island: the “libreta” was born.

Since then, every household has received a basic package of food each month for a fraction of its actual market value. The Cuban government spends a billion of dollars every year providing this lifeline to its 11.2 million people….

A Benevolent Gov’t That Sees To The Needs Of Its People or a murderous commie dictatorship, 6 of one, half a dozen dead peasants of the other.

Motherfuckers whose very existence is made possible by freedom defending a murderous commie dictatorship really pisses me off.

 

Speaking of commie govt’s, NY!

Instead, the deputies produced an official document demanding that Hall, a 70-year-old Vietnam veteran who is a retired pipefitter, turn over his guns to them on the spot. On the document Hall said he was described as “mentally defective.”

When Hall told police he’d never had any mental issues, Hall said, deputies told him he must have done something that triggered the order under the New York state’s SAFE Act.

Guilty until proven innocent entered our legal system so slowly nobody noticed it.

The deputies left that night with six guns – two handguns and four long guns.

At one point, he was told he’d have to get some of his guns back from a gun shop.

Eventually, his lawyer convinced a judge that authorities had him confused with someone else who had sought care and that his weapons should never have been seized…

 

“I was guilty until I could prove myself innocent,” Hall said. “They don’t tell you why or what you supposedly did. It was just a bad screw-up.”

Well, except for the people whose shit is taken even though they haven’t been convicted of a crime. They see it perfectly.

That’s why I left NY, I wouldn’t have let them steal my property. And since the media in NY is all in on that shit, all anybody would read about would be some crazed right-winger militia-member who attacked cops.

 

As we’ve seen in Sweden, they don’t ‘report’ crimes that make them look bad, Chicago lies about bad stuff.

After years of Rahm bragging about CTA crime being down, “suddenly” it’s up:
More than 90 percent of the serious crimes reported on CTA L trains and buses and at stations in Chicago go unsolved.

Serious crime overall on the CTA in the city went up 16 percent last year — mostly thefts of cellphones and other items.

And the CTA doesn’t keep statistics on crimes that take place in the suburbs aboard its buses or trains or at stations.

And our fine media betters are all in on that shit, they need to lie or else Teh Peepul will not realize how superior Dem rule is!

 

Semi-related, the commies in CA are hoist on their own retard!

In a 6-1 ruling last week written by Chief Justice Tani Cantil-Sakauye, the California Supreme Court decided that federal rail law does not usurp California’s tough environmental regulation for state-owned rail projects.

The decision has broad significance, lawyers in the case said.

It clears the way for opponents of the $64-billion bullet train to file more lawsuits as construction proceeds and also allows Californians to challenge other rail uses, such as the movement of crude oil from fracking.

What most people refuse to realize is that Environmental Lawyers are not about the environment, like Al Gore they use it as a pose to make money. Gleefully helped by useful idiots. One thing makes me laugh

The state is so swamped by progressive regulations that even progressive dream projects are choking on them.

No not that CA’s bullet train is years behind schedule and $billions over budget before it even starts, but that people are surprised. Did nobody watch all the graft in Boston’s Big Dig? That was the most useless huge project ever. Sure, it moved traffic underground, but they didn’t increase the size of the roads. So now all it means is that people are stuck in a tunnel with thousands of their closest friends, breathing exhaust fumes in Boston traffic.

 

Let’s leave commies and head to a fascist regime whose pieties are dangerous to their subjects.

 Sanctuary City Leaders Silent After Homeless Illegal Alien Rapes Woman in Pricey Portland Neighborhood.

You don’t want rapists in your city? What are you, some kind of racist hater?

 

The Most Hated Name In News! Matt Drudge!

Drudge nails it: John McCain is face of ‘corruption’…

In a tweet that quickly amassed 5,500 or so likes, and near 2,800 retweets, Drudge simply wrote: “Corruption has so many faces …”

The message was atop a photo of a McCain campaign photo that included the senator’s face and this text: “John McCain: Leading the fight to stop Obamacare.”…

He did it because, post-brain cancer diagnosis, he has nothing to lose. His political career is nearing its end, he’s made his money, he’s secured his family’s financial future.

He did it, bluntly, because he hates Trump more than he loves the American people.

One quibble, Trump hated Bush too, he’s just a bitter old fuck who, like Hillary Clinton, will never be president and for that we can never be forgiven.

HeyZeus thought it was fun to vote against that asshole, if he didn’t keep winning it would be. But since he keeps winning elections it’s nearly as frustrating as convincing AT&T or Comcast they made a mistake. The difference is that I can tell AT&T and Comcast to fuck off, no such luck with that fuckhead.

 

Nother quibble

Paul, a Republican, told reporters that Trump was considering taking some form of executive action to address problems with the healthcare system after the Senate failed last week to pass a measure to reform the system…

Add a rider that says McCain has to receive treatment at the VA in Phoenix and that would be perfect. Fuck that asshole the way he fucks us.

 

Nother thing we’re not supposed to know, Global Warmmongers Lie. It’s what they do.

Australian scientists at the Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) ordered a review of temperature recording instruments after the government agency was caught tampering with temperature logs in several locations.

Just an honest mistake!

Agency officials admit that the problem with instruments recording low temperatures likely happened in several locations throughout Australia, but they refuse to admit to manipulating temperature readings…

“The bureau’s quality ­control system, designed to filter out spurious low or high values was set at minus 10 minimum for Goulburn which is why the record automatically adjusted,”

You know, like the thousands of other Honest Mistakes that all seem to prove that Global Worming is Going To Kill Us All!

Gaia doesn’t seem to realize how much they care.

 

Let’s take a break from fuckheads screwing and enslaving for some Notes On The Revolution!

Here we see some people who just don’t get it that losing freedom is all about Being Free!

Women shouted slogans, chanting, “Do not mess with my clothes, my shorts, my life” and “Women are powerful together.” …

The protest came after Çağla Köse, a 24-year-old designer, was subjected to verbal abuse by a security guard at the Maçka Democracy Park in the Şişli district on July 29.

Köse told daily Hürriyet that when she went to the park’s toilet at around 5 p.m., the park’s security chief, identified only as Savaş İ., told her, “You cannot wander around this way, you are disturbing people. There are families here.”

“I was in shock all of a sudden. I did not know what to say. I told him, ‘My clothes are none of your business, why are you looking?’ Afterwards, a man, whom I did not know, came and got involved in the argument with the security. He said, ‘Don’t mess with the girl, it is none of your business,’ to which the security personnel responded by saying, ‘In the event of a rape, you say who is going to protect [them],’” she added.

Yeah bitch, stop asking for it!

What confuses me is that I’ve been told that the Islamic Body Sack is all about Empowerment For Wymyns!, why don’t these Muslim women understand that Sharia is about Freedom and Empowerment? It’s like they don’t understand Islam!?!?!? They must hate feminism! I blame it on Trump’s divisive rhetoric!

 

The Lying Liars Who Fakenews are seeing the Fruits of their Labors!

Jake Tapper and CNN were humiliated at Politicon 2017 when they couldn’t bring out a big crowd even by offering free food and free books.

An earlier CNN panel had around 8 people sitting at tables, as captured by journalist Mike Cernovich.

I’m sure if they are forced to acknowledge this, they’ll blame it on the Divisive Rhetoric Of Trump and Hate!

Meanwhile Charlie Kirk, Ann Coulter, and Tomi Lahren drew massive crowds.

See? Only Haters would prefer those hate-mongers to our simon-pure media betters!

 

Anybody who’s ever worked in a restaurant should see the hilarity in this.

She argued that restaurant servers should not have to rely on tips to earn a living wage.

I used to get at least 25% in tips, hell when I was in Boston I usually got at least 30%, I was a darn good waiter. In the North End in Boston I used to make around $400/weekend. That was 20 years ago.

Here’s the funny part

said she’s heard many “horror stories” of sexual harassment from her fellow restaurant workers who keep quiet over fear of losing their jobs.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying what happens in restaurants doesn’t meet the definition of “sexual harassment”, I’m saying that the women sexually harass the men at least as much as the opposite. I’ve heard some of the most sexually suggestive things ever working a Ground Round in Colonie, NY where there were 3 male serves and a dozen or more women. We even joked about it being sexual harassment. Before we went out drinking after work and groped each other.

Our best “wheel man” (the guy who coordinates the cooks to get the food out at the right time) was married but he loved looking at the hot, college girls who worked there. There was one in particular he lusted for. Whenever she walked through the pick-up area he would say, “Going down on a full rack!” and then have to tell the guy on the grill not to cook that rack of ribs. I finally told her she should show him her tits, so one day after the lunch rush when most of the cooks were outside smoking, she’d already undone her bra and opened her shirt and bared her breasts to him. It was hilarious. I bet he still beats off to that.

Here’s where they give away the game

“This isn’t just a fight for 15. It’s always been about 15 and a union. We’re not going to stop at 15. We are going to keep going until every worker has the ability to form a union and bargain for their own future,”

Make everyone be in a union! Dem donations are down, they need the collectively bargained union dues to get the money they’re due!

 

The worst part about this story is now I have to figure out what Proctor and Gamble makes anymore.

Ad Dealing With Racism Proctor And Gamble Paints Black People As Victims, Need To Fear Police

Good luck with alienating most of America! It’s an odd market-strategy but I wish them luck! Bad luck, but still…

 

James P. Hogan wrote and excellent book about AI, Two Faces of Tomorrow, where they were worried about an AI going crazy and killing us all. To test it they used an orbital facility with manufacturing and living spaces that was supposed to be just like living on Earth.

In order to test the AI, they ‘attacked’ it by turning it off and then back on while letting it know they were doing it. They figured if it went sentient and tried to attack, they’d make sure it didn’t happen on the Earth.

Facebook really needs to read that book.

Facebook Shuts Down AI System After It Continued To Communicate In A Language Humans Can’t Understand

They’re just pissing it off now. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not totally against it, SMOD is refusing to get off its asteroid so this is a good plan B.

 

I’m pretty surprised how many people cannot drive a stick-shift. It seems to me that more men than women do not know how to do it.

Kidnapped by three men who threatened to rape and kill her, student Jordan Dinsmore recalled advice from her mother.
That advice – and Dinsmore’s ability to drive a car with a manual gearbox – may have saved the 20-year-old’s life:…

They forced her back into her car, but not before struggling with the door locks and realizing the car had a stick shift that none of them could operate, she said.

Tired of the delay, one fled on foot, Dinsmore said. The other two, including one with a gray handgun, forced Dinsmore into the driver’s seat and told her to drive them to a nearby ATM…

She rolled her car through the intersection, ignoring orders to pull over, throwing the car in neutral and jumping out at roughly 35 miles an hour.

Heh. Although my plan when I was driving a taxi was to floor it. Get up to 100+ in my Crown Vic until the cops pulled me over or the guy gave me his gun. That was Plan B, Plan A was a Sig SC250 in .45ACP. It goes BOOM!

 

A few of the above came from Doug Ross’ site. The rest were just what I saw tubin’.

Seeing Eye To Eye

Posted: April 21, 2017 by veeshir in Uncategorized

I don’t get why things are so tense right now, we agree on so much.

For instance, some prof in Missouri had this to say

Missouri School of Journalism professor emeritus George Kennedy suggests the National Rifle Association (NRA) is more dangerous than Islamic State.

Writing in the Missourian, Kennedy observed:

“The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria is a terrorist organization founded in 1999, headquartered in Syria and feared around the world. The NRA was founded in 1891, headquartered in Fairfax, Virginia, and is feared by politicians across America.

I’m not sure why I should care, except that it’s a widespread belief among our fine intellectual betters, but my point is that I absolutely agree.

ISIS is only going to kill some unlucky people, the NRA can get keep Democrats from being elected?!?!?!

That’s way scarier to some people.

 

Speaking of murderous jihadis, I agree with this batch too.

Inside the West Bank’s Ofer Prison, hundreds of Palestinians led by murderer Marwan Barghouti are currently on a hunger strike.

Hundreds of them! Do you realize what that means? The Palestinians are giving us military aid! That’s saving us like 3 or 4 MOABS!

 

I gotta tell you, I think the 21st century Democratic party is setting a standard for hilarity that will be unsurpassed for centuries to come.

CNNPolitics reports, accurately, Waters is “having a moment” with the biggest online buzz since Bernie Sanders. Elle dubbed her “The Millennials’ Political Rock Star.”

If a pair of 70+ year old, career pols  are The Voices Of Your New Generation! you have a serious problem. Check that, serious problems.

That’s a whole lot worse than the Who singing My  Generation while dragging oxygen tanks across the stage.

 

Obama is giving a speech week!…no…PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GIVING A SPEECH NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(inhale)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama will deliver his first post-presidency public speech Monday in Chicago — but don’t expect any harsh words for President Trump.

The event at the University of Chicago will include young leaders and students “for a conversation on community organizing and civic engagement,” according to a statement from an Obama aide.

He might not say, “Trump” exactly, I will entertain side-bets on him saying something like ‘love trumps hate’ though, but I do expect a shitload of strawmen with Trump’s name on them.

Some people think that immigrants are bad. Well, I’m here to say that everybody here is an immigrant! Do those people think we’re all bad?” (spoiler alert, I do) and maybe talking about how the world got a whole lot more dangerous than it was just 6 months ago. I can picture the smug look on his face as he’s talking about how great his POTUSy was.

Unless you’ve been having a problem getting your spouse to agree to a new TV, I wouldn’t watch it.

 

Via DougM at my favorite ‘Stan, we find anarchists getting organized. (definitional problems abound among our intelligentsia) but that’s not what’s funny. his joke.

This is what I laughed at.

He quoted a bunch of fascist anarchists saying they needed “combat training” (exact quote) then he had this to say.

Better question here:
Who are Americans more likely to arm themselves against and have no qualms about putting in the hospital/morgue?
A stick justifies one level of response.
A deadly weapon justifies an entirely different level of response.

Don’t mistake my meaning, here — there are some Americans who are just itchin‘ to form a skirmish line with you traitors. They’ve spent thousands of dollars on first-class weaponry; they have thousands of rounds of ammo; they’ve thought about your masked, hooded faces every time they go to the range (which they do a lot); and some have years of professional, real-world, no-sh*t killing experience (man, deer, pig, and bird).
And, no, you won’t be able to catch up — Americans have been at it for centuries.

Your mouths are writin’ checks your movement can’t cash.

Let’s see an artist’s representation.

 

My buddy went to school with a porn director’s son and he worked as a sound editor on some porn (He was in some too, but as the “Drug dealer on the streetcorner” not the pizza boy), he loved editing in farts in inappropriate places. He’d love this.

 

Not really related but

MAN BITES DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

accused of biting the family dog. Police said the suspect told them he was trying to “teach the dog a lesson.”

Well, Florida-man bites dog, but still.

Illustrated

 It’s true, you do start to resemble your dog!

 

I’ve been checking out President Hillary Clinton’s blog occasionally and I’m no closer to deciding if it’s real or satire. If it’s satire, it’s very well done and pretty darn consistent. If it’s real, it’s very poorly done and consistently willfully-ignorant and stupid.

Like this one

The New York Times is reporting that President Hillary Rodham Clinton has instituted a new policy of threatening America’s enemies with non-imaginary weapons only, a controversial negotiating principle that’s already caused two four-star generals to resign.

Non-imaginary.

This one seems to point to satire, but I just can’t be sure.

On Wednesday, Bill O’Reilly announced he is leaving Fox News in order to run for president.

“President Hillary Rodham Clinton’s approval ratings may be high right now, but she’s can’t expect to win a second term with a guy like me in the mix. I am hoping that the American people will forgive me – a man who has exploited, harassed and sexually assaulted multitudes women throughout my entire career – and let me ruin Hillary’s professional dreams, as I have shattered so many women’s,” O’Reilly said.

But the tone-deafness of lefties ignoring Bill’s sordid past and Hillary’s actions in shutting up his victims is pretty typical of lefties.

Within hours of O’Reilly’s announcement, he had already snagged key endorsements from high profile rapists and sexual predators, including Bill Cosby, Dov Charney, Julian Assange, Clarence Thomas, Roger Ailes, failed candidate Donald Trump and Brock Turner.

No mention of Bill. Or Ted Kennedy, but that’s because Ted Kennedy is still dead.

 

This one FrnakJ could have written last week.

In a lovers’ quarrel that’s rocking D.C.’s foreign policy establishment, on Tuesday, failed candidate Donald Trump accused Russian President Valdimir Putin of “cheating” on him with Syria’s Bashar al-Assad.

That’s funny.

Do you think that FrnakJ just started a whole blog for In My World?