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Posted: August 21, 2021 by veeshir in Democratic morality, Exploding things, Fun With Media, I'm Afraid I Can't Blog That, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Liberal Fascism, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Notes on the Revolution, The "Justice" Dept., Trump 2020 Reelection Team, What the fuck did they blow up now?, Why I Hate People, Win Britannia!
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The last 5 days have been utterly insane. I try not to look at stuff from Afghanistan but it’s so outrageously unbelievable and continuously adding more unbelievable outrageousness.

Much as I hate to do it, let’s start there.

I’m not posting the picture, but a bunch of goat and little boy fucking savages copied the iconic photo of the US Marines on Iwo Jima raising our flag.

Yes, they’re mocking the United fucking States fucking Marine fucking Corps.

In part thanks to the actions of Marine General “Mad Dog” Mattis and in accordance with his wishes.

I hope that motherfucking, oath-breaking, insurrectionist is fucking happy. It’s not my place, but the rest of the Marine Corps should declare the first ex-Marine.

And not just the Marine Corps, but they’re ordering all US military out of their ‘country’ by 9/11.

They probably want us out before whatever horrible terrorist attacks are going to happen on 9/11 so we’d have to decide to go back, get ready to go back and then actually go back. Which wouldn’t happen for the foreseeable future.

And in the Taliban’s defense, they’re entirely too mockable.

The Brit told him to go fuck himself, hopefully in those words. With other words questioning his manhood, parentage, procreational acumen and equipment. If it was a woman, I hope he made gender proper insults.

Without asking the general’s pronouns.

That shit is just embarrassing.

Of course, as Biden said it’s no problem getting to the airport.

He has a plan to evacuate them.

Well, not so much a plan as a hope that our fine media betters don’t report on the thousands of executions we’re about to not see.

Despicable and embarrassing. This sucks and it’s only going to get worse. A whole lot fucking worse.

The Taliban is showing off the weapons we paid for that they have but We The People don’t.

Helpfully illustrated

In the Glorious Now instead of Funny Cuz It’s True we have Not Funny Cuz It’s True.

And lest you think our fine betters in the State Dept are not on the job,

I wonder if they got absentee ballots.
I mean for federal elections, California absentee ballots are a given.

The State Dept was hacked but I’m sure it’s not serious.

Oh crap, they denied it. Hmmm, as I think about that, I’m actually thinking it really won’t affect their mission in Afghanistan, since they do not currently have a mission to evacuate anybody in Afghanistan. Whew, dodged that bullet!

Wherein Veeshir disagrees with Mark Steyn

Afghanistan is about Afghanistan – if you’re Afghan or Pakistani…

Afghanistan is not about Afghanistan, Afghanistan is not a country, it’s a place that no country wants enough to keep it.

Afghanistan to Pakistanis and Afghanis is about their own tribe and which tribes they’re allied with and which tribes they’re fighting.

As for alliances, they are just a convenience, they rarely have anything to do with who each tribe is going to attack.

The People’s Front of Afghanistan will ally with the Afghanistan Front of People against the People of the Front of Afghanistan but when battle starts, the Afghanistan Front of People suddenly join the People’s Front of Afghanistan against the People of the Front of Afghanistan! But wait! Suddenly the Afghanistan Front of People are joined by the People’s Afghanistan of Front against the……..and so on, century after century. They can’t even get together to repel an invader.

It’s like Syria with no central gov’t but with more little boy fucking and better beards.

I was fer going in, not so thrilled with “nation building” where there has never been a nation. I did have a plan for leaving a few years ago, it involved bombing much of the country with fuel air explosives, nuking the Pak border and leaving a few Marines with Ospreys, some of the 10th Mountain and a shitload of A-10s and Apaches.

The nukes were possibly a bit much, but that would have been better than what we have now.

That’s all the Afghanistan I can take, let’s look at something happy!

Whoever’s running the federal gov’t is ignoring the Taliban to focus on the real enemy.

BIDEN PREPARES TO SQUARE OFF WITH TEXAS AND FLORIDA OVER MASK MANDATES

One of the themes of this brave new world is how America might be boned, but the rest of the world is astronimcally more boned.

“These protestors want their freedoms back.”

Watch the whole, short, thing if you ran out of coffee and need an adrenaline fix to get going. I made it about 25 seconds. I had enough coffee this morning.

If you want more of the same, click here. It’s half infuriating, half frustrating and half depressing. Too many halves for me. Australia is going to a scary place.

In more “The People Are Getting What They Voted For Good and Hard” news, Seattle!

Seattle residents fed-up with homeless encampments fined by city for taking back their streets

Seattle residents, tired of their streets being used for homeless encampments and vehicles, blocked off parking spaces with cement blocks only to cited by the city.

Kurt Schlichter asks, Can Larry Elder Save California?

I’ll field that one.

No. California needs for the people to take back their state.

What our fine betters are prepared to do to keep us from ever voting for an unapproved candidate.

First, ensure we only see approved information

According to Vorhies, Google had tweaked its algorithms to ensure that people only saw negative stories from the mainstream media about former president Donald Trump when they used the search engine. He admits that the Big Tech platform altered its news algorithms to harm the president’s reputation, as well as the 2020 presidential election.

Yeah, we saw that, and anybody who wanted to know could have discovered it. Most people don’t want to know and/or are happy it happened.

In ‘Canada, they’re making a political party verboten!

Leaders’ Debates Commissioner David Johnston has confirmed that leaders of five political parties will be invited to participate in the upcoming election debates — but People’s Party of Canada Leader Maxime Bernier is not among them.

I don’t care enough to find out if they’re commies as their name implies, but I don’t care.

FBI starts to cloud their involvement in January 6th False Flag Operation.

I might have taken a liberty with the end of that quote.

The motive for the FBI to say there is “scant evidence” of any coordinated group activity in the January 6th Capitol Hill events is transparent.  The FBI need to cloud their involvement, their coordination, their agents, their planted informants and the FBI direction in the events.

And bingo was his name-o.

The reason for the title and first picture (which caption I saw on a graphic somewhere a few weeks ago, I forget where and couldn’t find it.

Glenn Greenwald — CNN and Lib Media are controlled by the CIA…

All too plausible and even likely.

A great 21st Century story.

A landmark study on how to curb cheating has been retracted after nearly a decade and the prominent professor whose team produced the paper is himself accused of cheating and relying on faked data. 

That’s too funny. The Global Worming dept must have had cutbacks at that school.

This one I don’t understand.

Bishop caught masturbating on Zoom call replaced by Pope Francis

I’m not sure if that would have been an improvement, I wouldn’t want to see either one beating off.

Let’s end with some graphics.

Sure they didn’t have antibiotics or deodorant, but this makes a good argument.

A coupla current events related ones

actually, this next one is totally not current events related at all. Not at all.

Yup, totally unrelated to anything that happened in November 2020

Speaking of events that didn’t happen, I hope Roberts is happy at what his fecklessness and probable corruption have wrought.

I had a heck of a time getting home the other day.

That’s freaking great.

A little personal business.

I’m pretty darn paranoid (but am I paranoid enough?), the other day I left work at about 12:45 am and got on the highway. I set my cruise for 80 so I don’t get a ticket (I love AZ), and passed a guy as soon as I got on the highway.

He sped up and started following me. I hadn’t come close to piss him off but, eh, I figured he just wanted me to get the ticket.

He got off at my exit, 10 or so miles later. He followed me through 4 lights to the right turn on my street, a major street. I noticed it but thought I was being too paranoid so didn’t worry about it. Much.

He turned into my trailer park. What the fuck? Now I’m really fucking paranoid. I went past my street and just went straight, if he followed me I was going to just pull over and get out to see what his deal was but he turned down my street. WTF? I was glad I didn’t turn that way because that would have freaked me out. I went around a block and saw him go up the next cross street, turn and pull into a driveway.

I figure he saw my car, knew it because he drives by my place a lot and there aren’t a lot of silver Mustang convertibles cruising the greater Phoenix metro area with a devilishly handsome, balding, silver-haired, fat guy driving.

For a second I thought Hayzeus was looking for my new place, good thing it wasn’t. I was gonna put sugar in his tank for a change.

Sometimes You Get The Endy Without The Funny

Posted: October 8, 2016 by veeshir in Edumakashun, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Obama's Fault, We're boned, Why I Hate People, Win Britannia!
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There’s only a little, peripheral, funny in this bit of endy.

This week in Higher Ed!

Shut up, they explained.

Sheriff Clarke Disinvited From U. New Haven for Criticizing Black Lives Matter
St. Louis U. Students Walk Out of Allen West Speech to Protest Use of Term ‘Radical Islam’
Milo Yiannopolous Event at Florida Atlantic U. Cancelled Over Death Threat

It’s this bad.

Students Report Profs to Bias Response Team For Voicing Conservative Views
Latino Professor at Michigan State Harassed for Supporting Trump
Janet Napolitano Stands up for Free Speech on Campus

Everything is subject to control.

Students at UC Merced Told Term ‘Greek Life’ is ‘Cultural Appropriation’
Penn State Campaign to Shame Students Over Cultural Appropriation in Halloween Costumes
Musical Aida Victim of “Cultural Appropriation”

And good luck if you’re male.

Judge refuses to cave to SJW pressure campaign, reinstates male student at Brown U.
Duke Creates Safe Space for Men to Contemplate Their ‘Toxic Masculinity’
Columbia Student Claims He Was Disciplined for Calling Himself Handsome

We’re living in 1984.

James Madison U. Gives Students Seven Page Guide to Free Speech
UNC Chapel Hill Marked First Amendment Day With Panel on Safe Spaces

 

 

That’s a messed up week.

James Madison U has a seven page guide to free speech. Methinks that’s speech that’s not so free.

What makes it especially fendy is that it’s at the university named for the man who’s most responsible for the Bill of fucking Rights.

You know, the man who helped write the rules for our whole nation, including the part about free speech, that’s fewer than 7 pages long.

Can we force James Madison U. to change its name because of cultural appropriation. He’s an American, they shouldn’t be using his name at an anti-American university.

 

Now this is a bit of really endy with a part that makes it even endier.

(L.A. County Sheriff Sargeant) Owen went behind the building, where the gunman shot him with a stolen gun then stood over his body and fired four more times, McDonnell said at a news conference.

Horrific.

With this bit about the press conference on the execution.

(Sheriff) McDonnell rejected any suggestion that Lovell, who is black, may have shot in self-defense

Self-defense. Which fucking “journalist” started asking about self-defense? In an execution.

Another good man murdered because of the rhetoric of the Obama admin, Hillary!, Minitrue and the rest of the Dem party.

 

No linky, but Trump must still be doing pretty well because all I see are stories about him saying the kind of thing Bill Clinton does, with Hillary! saying a man like that doesn’t belong in the White House, stories about “Senior GOP Want Trump To Step Down!!!!!”, yeah, we know. They’ve wanted that since about a year before he was officially nominated, and stories about how Trump is losing in the polls.

Watching CNN, you’d think nothing else in the world is going on but that Trump said something Bill Clinton would do and the hurricane.

 

I think we need some funny, so you gets some funny.

Police appeal for information about chicken crossing road

 

Although I’d bet the NY Post wouldn’t think it was funny.  they should have written that headline.

That’s Cultural Appropriation!!!!!!!!!

 

I Do Ramble On

Posted: September 9, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace, Liberal Fascism, Moron of the Day, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, The "Justice" Dept., Win Britannia!
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I try to keep it short and to the point but my mouth has other ideas.

Well, my fingers.

Shut up.

Important Above The Post Update!!!!!!!!!

mcmahon 2

 

First, I’d like to congratulate Canada on their new SIS.  They say ISIS has nothing to do with Islam.

A rebuttal.  from the BBC’s head of  religion

Professor Aaqil Ahmed, the first Muslim to hold the role at the corporation, said it was wrong to suggest the terrorist group “has nothing to do with Islam…

“I hear so many people say Isis has nothing to do with Islam — of course it has. They are not preaching Judaism.

No, they’re not. But if they did, I’m sure the BBC could work up some hate on them.

Just a reminder to our fine, pacifist friends. You don’t have to live by the sword to die by the sword.

Live by the pen, die by the sword.

On the morning of July 20, the idyllic calm of Kyiv’s leafy center was shattered. A bomb planted beneath award-winning journalist Pavel Sheremet’s red Subaru exploded, killing him instantly and raining down fiery debris on the quiet boulevard. Triggered by remote control, the assassination was intentionally visible, loud, and meant to send a message.

So in America, our “journalists” speak power to truth, in Tsar Putin I’s area, they still speak truth to power.

That story has this

Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko quickly announced that U.S. investigators from the FBI would also be joining the case. But in the months since Poroshenko’s announcement, the investigation has stalled or never started in the first place

The FBI: Dancing and Pissing on the grave of the rule of law….Worldwide!

Speaking of which, this is a good recap of the FBI dancing, pissing and shitting on the rule of law in America.

Far from exonerating Clinton, the nearly 60 pages of documents expose both the systematic destruction of subpoenaed evidence by Clinton’s aides and the curious lack of interest by investigators in recovering it….

With this bit that I hadn’t really thought about, it’s the most damning part I think.

It’s plain Comey never planned to recommend charges. He didn’t even impanel a federal grand jury to hear the evidence investigators had gathered.

Plain as the lie on her face.

A question since I’m not really plugged into modern technology, my most modern piece of tech is a Samsung J3 that I just got last week.

We’ve all seen the pic of Hillary! with her earpiece,  are there devices that small that could receive radio signals or is it just a hearing aid? She is old and infirm after all.

If her personal law ‘enforcement’ team, the FBI, had such tech, you know they’d give it to their master, but do they have it?

 

I have to admit, in a convoluted way I agree with the Cos.

But now lawyers for the 79-year-old comedian have suggested for the first time that racial bias is to blame as Cosby faces the prospect of 13 women testifying in court that he drugged and molested them. Twelve of them are white.

You see, he had the bad manners to go against the Wisdom That All The Bad Things That Happen To Blacks Are The Fault Of Whitey!.

If he had just played good black man for his Dem/media masters (stayed on the plantation), his accusers would be the bad people of our morality play.

Don’t get me wrong, I know it’s his fault, he really should have known that a black man cannot go against his rich, white, Dem masters (just like before that evil Republican freed the slaves), but that’s (colored) water under the bridge.

I forget where I saw this, but this is one awesome twitter feed, “RealPeerReview“, even more awesome than Nick Nolte’s Mugshot’s twitter feed.

This one is my favorite so far

Cuz I’m all about phalocentric self-knowledge. I think I’ll self-knowledge my phalocentrism in the shower later on.

Let’s end on The Luckiest Dog In The World.

Now Why’d They Do That?

Posted: June 25, 2016 by veeshir in EUnuchstan, Notes on the Revolution, Win Britannia!
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So why’d the Brits decide to stop being EUnuchs?

Michael Gove, the British justice secretary…

As a minister, he said, he deals constantly with edicts and regulations framed at the European level—rules that he doesn’t want and can’t change. These were rules that no one in Britain asked for, rules promulgated by officials whose names Brits don’t know, people whom they never elected and cannot remove from office. Yet they become the law of the land.

 

Gee, what could he mean by that?

The regulation applies to unripened green bananas,…

The minimum size (with tolerances and exceptions) is a length of 14 cm and a thickness (grade) of 2.7 cm…

Only Extra class bananas have to comply fully with the shape specifications. Class II bananas, for instance are permitted to have “defects of shape”; Class I bananas are permitted only “slight defects of shape…

 

When a bureaucrat decides to decide what curve your bananas should have, well, that’s not that far from them deciding to decide the proper length of your schlong or the fun in your funbags.