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There’s only a little, peripheral, funny in this bit of endy.

This week in Higher Ed!

Shut up, they explained.

Sheriff Clarke Disinvited From U. New Haven for Criticizing Black Lives Matter
St. Louis U. Students Walk Out of Allen West Speech to Protest Use of Term ‘Radical Islam’
Milo Yiannopolous Event at Florida Atlantic U. Cancelled Over Death Threat

It’s this bad.

Students Report Profs to Bias Response Team For Voicing Conservative Views
Latino Professor at Michigan State Harassed for Supporting Trump
Janet Napolitano Stands up for Free Speech on Campus

Everything is subject to control.

Students at UC Merced Told Term ‘Greek Life’ is ‘Cultural Appropriation’
Penn State Campaign to Shame Students Over Cultural Appropriation in Halloween Costumes
Musical Aida Victim of “Cultural Appropriation”

And good luck if you’re male.

Judge refuses to cave to SJW pressure campaign, reinstates male student at Brown U.
Duke Creates Safe Space for Men to Contemplate Their ‘Toxic Masculinity’
Columbia Student Claims He Was Disciplined for Calling Himself Handsome

We’re living in 1984.

James Madison U. Gives Students Seven Page Guide to Free Speech
UNC Chapel Hill Marked First Amendment Day With Panel on Safe Spaces

 

 

That’s a messed up week.

James Madison U has a seven page guide to free speech. Methinks that’s speech that’s not so free.

What makes it especially fendy is that it’s at the university named for the man who’s most responsible for the Bill of fucking Rights.

You know, the man who helped write the rules for our whole nation, including the part about free speech, that’s fewer than 7 pages long.

Can we force James Madison U. to change its name because of cultural appropriation. He’s an American, they shouldn’t be using his name at an anti-American university.

 

Now this is a bit of really endy with a part that makes it even endier.

(L.A. County Sheriff Sargeant) Owen went behind the building, where the gunman shot him with a stolen gun then stood over his body and fired four more times, McDonnell said at a news conference.

Horrific.

With this bit about the press conference on the execution.

(Sheriff) McDonnell rejected any suggestion that Lovell, who is black, may have shot in self-defense

Self-defense. Which fucking “journalist” started asking about self-defense? In an execution.

Another good man murdered because of the rhetoric of the Obama admin, Hillary!, Minitrue and the rest of the Dem party.

 

No linky, but Trump must still be doing pretty well because all I see are stories about him saying the kind of thing Bill Clinton does, with Hillary! saying a man like that doesn’t belong in the White House, stories about “Senior GOP Want Trump To Step Down!!!!!”, yeah, we know. They’ve wanted that since about a year before he was officially nominated, and stories about how Trump is losing in the polls.

Watching CNN, you’d think nothing else in the world is going on but that Trump said something Bill Clinton would do and the hurricane.

 

I think we need some funny, so you gets some funny.

Police appeal for information about chicken crossing road

 

Although I’d bet the NY Post wouldn’t think it was funny.  they should have written that headline.

That’s Cultural Appropriation!!!!!!!!!

 

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I try to keep it short and to the point but my mouth has other ideas.

Well, my fingers.

Shut up.

Important Above The Post Update!!!!!!!!!

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First, I’d like to congratulate Canada on their new SIS.  They say ISIS has nothing to do with Islam.

A rebuttal.  from the BBC’s head of  religion

Professor Aaqil Ahmed, the first Muslim to hold the role at the corporation, said it was wrong to suggest the terrorist group “has nothing to do with Islam…

“I hear so many people say Isis has nothing to do with Islam — of course it has. They are not preaching Judaism.

No, they’re not. But if they did, I’m sure the BBC could work up some hate on them.

Just a reminder to our fine, pacifist friends. You don’t have to live by the sword to die by the sword.

Live by the pen, die by the sword.

On the morning of July 20, the idyllic calm of Kyiv’s leafy center was shattered. A bomb planted beneath award-winning journalist Pavel Sheremet’s red Subaru exploded, killing him instantly and raining down fiery debris on the quiet boulevard. Triggered by remote control, the assassination was intentionally visible, loud, and meant to send a message.

So in America, our “journalists” speak power to truth, in Tsar Putin I’s area, they still speak truth to power.

That story has this

Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko quickly announced that U.S. investigators from the FBI would also be joining the case. But in the months since Poroshenko’s announcement, the investigation has stalled or never started in the first place

The FBI: Dancing and Pissing on the grave of the rule of law….Worldwide!

Speaking of which, this is a good recap of the FBI dancing, pissing and shitting on the rule of law in America.

Far from exonerating Clinton, the nearly 60 pages of documents expose both the systematic destruction of subpoenaed evidence by Clinton’s aides and the curious lack of interest by investigators in recovering it….

With this bit that I hadn’t really thought about, it’s the most damning part I think.

It’s plain Comey never planned to recommend charges. He didn’t even impanel a federal grand jury to hear the evidence investigators had gathered.

Plain as the lie on her face.

A question since I’m not really plugged into modern technology, my most modern piece of tech is a Samsung J3 that I just got last week.

We’ve all seen the pic of Hillary! with her earpiece,  are there devices that small that could receive radio signals or is it just a hearing aid? She is old and infirm after all.

If her personal law ‘enforcement’ team, the FBI, had such tech, you know they’d give it to their master, but do they have it?

 

I have to admit, in a convoluted way I agree with the Cos.

But now lawyers for the 79-year-old comedian have suggested for the first time that racial bias is to blame as Cosby faces the prospect of 13 women testifying in court that he drugged and molested them. Twelve of them are white.

You see, he had the bad manners to go against the Wisdom That All The Bad Things That Happen To Blacks Are The Fault Of Whitey!.

If he had just played good black man for his Dem/media masters (stayed on the plantation), his accusers would be the bad people of our morality play.

Don’t get me wrong, I know it’s his fault, he really should have known that a black man cannot go against his rich, white, Dem masters (just like before that evil Republican freed the slaves), but that’s (colored) water under the bridge.

I forget where I saw this, but this is one awesome twitter feed, “RealPeerReview“, even more awesome than Nick Nolte’s Mugshot’s twitter feed.

This one is my favorite so far

Cuz I’m all about phalocentric self-knowledge. I think I’ll self-knowledge my phalocentrism in the shower later on.

Let’s end on The Luckiest Dog In The World.

So why’d the Brits decide to stop being EUnuchs?

Michael Gove, the British justice secretary…

As a minister, he said, he deals constantly with edicts and regulations framed at the European level—rules that he doesn’t want and can’t change. These were rules that no one in Britain asked for, rules promulgated by officials whose names Brits don’t know, people whom they never elected and cannot remove from office. Yet they become the law of the land.

 

Gee, what could he mean by that?

The regulation applies to unripened green bananas,…

The minimum size (with tolerances and exceptions) is a length of 14 cm and a thickness (grade) of 2.7 cm…

Only Extra class bananas have to comply fully with the shape specifications. Class II bananas, for instance are permitted to have “defects of shape”; Class I bananas are permitted only “slight defects of shape…

 

When a bureaucrat decides to decide what curve your bananas should have, well, that’s not that far from them deciding to decide the proper length of your schlong or the fun in your funbags.