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Ruminations on stuff.

I took the southern route down 81 to 40 to Holbrook, AZ. It was 200 miles longer than if I had gone 90 to 70 to 44 to 40 to Holbrook, I checked at 44 and I was 1509 miles from my sister’s house while I had driven 1724.

I still think it was a good idea. The other route had at least $35 tolls, I paid none, and the traffic would have been much worse so I’d guess my way took less than 3 hours more because of the difference in traffic. I’d rather just set the cruise for 80 and sleep most of the way.

I meant to write this last year….The Most Stupider Use Of Electronic Signs In The Country! Award goes to…….Tennessee!!!!!

The only one that mentioned a problem on the road said that the lane blockage had been cleared…. just before I got stuck in traffic because of a lane closure. Thank you Nashville.

My personal favorites were the 5-6 that said, “Keep your eyes on the road!”. Which I had been doing until I looked up to read your fucking sign.

 

Another day, another giving Clintons the benefit of the doubt. This time over the head of the “Justice” Dept. meeting secretly with Bill to discuss grandchildren, the weather and the dishonesty and corruption they’re involved with.

Of course, our fine media betters are all giving them the benefit of the doubt.

Just the way they did in the 90s When the Clintons said, “We did nothing wrong!!!”. When it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt, they , The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.”

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt……

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt…..

Then the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. gave them the benefit of the doubt.. then, when it was shown that they had lied and the Clintons came out said, “Sure we did that small part that was just proven by GOP haters, but that’s it.” and they were given the benefit of the doubt….

 

Sorry, I got stuck in a Wolf Blitzer loop.

 

I am so boned. I contacted George Clinton and Bush to see if they needed a campaign manager and you know what I found out? They’re not running!?!?!?!?!!

Clinton-Bush

Apparently Bush is not one person and all of the members of the band are Brits, so they can’t run and George Clinton said he couldn’t work with Congress. He prefers the parliamentary system.

(*smack*) (Sorry).

So now I need to find another choice. Sigh.

Last thing, a riddle.

What sound does a golden cow make?     Golden Cow

 

answer below the fold.

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