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Round The Tubes: I Can’t Believe I Haven’t Burned Out Yet!

Posted: March 2, 2013 by veeshir in FAIL, Filthy Hippies, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP FAIL, Government FAIL, Nanny State, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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Edition.

Alternate headline

Denial: A better blogging tool than “ctrl C/ctrl V”.

Important, Above The Fold Update!

Dear Whoever Decides Where Commercials Go,

In Kelly’s Heroes you need to put the commercial after the tank blows a hole in the door, not before. You blow the dam joke doing it the way you do.

They just had it on the Military Channel and a military historian guy is explaining to Lou Diamond Philips how the whole end is ridiculous, they’d never get back across the lines.

Lou replies, “But it’s Clint Eastwood!”, the military guy just looks nonplussed. He has no response. Which is the correct response.

Now, back to the post!

Now this is interesting.  In the Godfather there is a bit where Don Corleone says that he tries not to let threats affect how he’ll act. I’ve tried to live by that, but sometimes you just have to respond to show the threatener that they’re nothing.

Hamas has warned President Obama against visiting the holy Temple Mount site in Jerusalem

So what does he do? Interesting.

If I was a high-up in some bellicose Israeli group I would warn him as well just to see his head explode. On the one hand, he will want to do what anybody who hates America wants him to do, but on the other hand he will want to do the opposite of what some people from that shitty, little country want him to do.

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Republicans warn Obama has ‘poisoned’ relations with campaign-style attacks

Awwwwwww, is ums sad cuz of that mean ole Obama?

Jebus, where the fuck have you assholes been the last 4 years? You’re whining cuz I Won isn’t playing nice?

Fuck. I’d say, “Grow  a pair”, but they’d just chop em back off if they did.

A couple links from this guy, one just below one at the end that I’m trying to forget I wrote. You’ll see.

This one cracks me up. I hope it’s true. Supposedly some Obama donor is buying up gun magazines to destroy them.

Good luck with that. Blow many $millions shoveling money into the ground and just give some entrepreneurs a chance to start new magazines.

I doubt it’s true though, you’d think that someone who could make enough money to do that would understand capitalism a little. Unless, of course, the guy got rich from scamming the system, like Acorn or something I guess.

Another poll that doesn’t make sense until you think about it (which I don’t suggest you do).

The people who just reelected Barack Obama don’t like Obamacare.

It’s not that they don’t want Obamacare, it’s that they don’t want to pay for it.

This one cracks me up. It’s a tale of “Fuck You America” and also a tale of “Here Obama, let me suck that for you.”

So Obama’s DHS released 2,000 criminals who were facing deportation. That’s the Fuck You America part, here’s the “Let me suck that” part.

The Homeland Security Department released from its jails more than 2,000 illegal immigrants facing deportation in recent weeks due to looming budget cuts

No, he did it to fuck with us, stop covering for that bullshit.

I will admit they call him a liar, which is cool.

The newly disclosed figures, …are significantly higher than the “few hundred” illegal immigrants the Obama administration acknowledged

Good for them, I’m surprised.

Once again FrnakJ must be on his meds and the calmer, Harvey, personality was on top for a while, so we got the next two.

First up: Obama Kind Bud!

Our Strain of the Union is here! A leader in it’s own right. Obama, is a heavy indica strain that is great for late afternoon or night time medication. This hard to find quintessential strain is sweet and pungent. The inhalation is smooth, resulting in a full body warmth and strong mental high.

Yeah, I’ll bet, if it were really Obama pot, it would cost 10 times what other pot does and it wouldn’t get you high, just give you a headache and some hallucinations via brain damage.

And next, the Assault Musket!

Assalt-Musket

Now I gotta find some scary, black furniture for my Martini/Henry.

This was originally at the top, but I had to move it down because I just couldn’t continue.

After I moved it down I went and got some  more coffee, kicked the dog and then came back and pretended it wasn’t here.

This is where the chuckler belongs, instead I got this hilariously infuriating link.

If I made this up, you people would call me an idiot and say I was being ridiculous. Now, I may be an idiot and I may be ridiculous, but not nearly as stupid and ridiculous as this.

Okay, that’s fucking hilarious,

Q:  A follow up. So someone mowing my lawn, someone shoveling snow for me over the winter, a baby sitter then?

A: Generally, those services would all be covered by the sales tax

I can just see the whole new bureaucracy for going around making sure that kids file forms 7788-425D for shoveling and 7788-426D for mowing lawns and 7788-421D for babysitting.

And I thought them trying to take my guns was going to the most egregious thing they did this month.

Never misunderestimate the greed and gall of a statist running out of money.

I put this in “WTF is wrong with Wisconsin” because they really need to invade Minnesota and handle that for us.

I love cheese

Posted: June 5, 2012 by aliceaitch in GOP Win!, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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I smell a conspiracy!!!!1!!eleventyone!!

Posted: April 9, 2011 by aliceaitch in Fun With Media, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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The I Stand with Scott Walker Facebook page is suggesting that supporters participate in a Time poll determining the most influential people in the world, by voting “No” on the fourteen Wisconsin senators who left the state rather than do their jobs and pass a budget.

  1. What the FUCK is Time Magazine doing labeling the fleebaggers the “Fab 14”?
  2. Is this the worst Captcha ever?  This came up after I clicked the “No” radio button on whether the senators were the most influential people on the face of the fucking planet.I have no idea how the hell I’m supposed to enter the second word – is it Martian?  I tried the audio Captcha and I swear, it sounded like demons were coming from my speakers. Teh Hubby even poked his head up from his video game in fear.  (OK, it wasn’t a video game, it was Trophy Manager, but I didn’t want youse guys to give him excessive shit for playing a soccer management game.)

Bomb threats are bad, mkay?

Posted: April 8, 2011 by aliceaitch in Edumakashun, FAIL, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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(Graphic shamelessly stolen from Lundesigns – I was going to pshop a pic of her scooping poo if I could find a suitable photo, but this is so much more awesomer.)

Ignoring the actual content of the statements, which of these sounds more coherent?

“I might have said that I am going to kill you or I want to kill you.”

or

“Please put your things in order because you will be killed and your families will also be killed due to your actions in the last 8 weeks.”

Granted, Katherine Windels couldn’t have been terribly mentally coherent in any case if she thought that emailing bomb threats to senators was a good (and legal) idea. The second statement sounds to me like some thought was given to it, though, while the first statement sounds like my 8-year-old trying to explain his way out of why he pulled the curtains off the wall.  I would guess that, at some point in her early childhood ed teaching experience that she was instructed that if there ever is a bomb threat, the police need to be called.  If the police need to be called, it just might be that something illegal has been done.

tmi3rd posted the abovementioned link and pointed out that the gal issuing these supportive statements to members of the Wisconsin Senate is a nursery school teacher.  (I believe, but am not 100% certain, that this is her LinkedIn profile.)  I’m guessing she’s going to be back to scooping dog poo after this.

More than you ever wanted to know about how elections work

Posted: April 7, 2011 by aliceaitch in Fun with Elections, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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Sean M cynically noted a few days ago, “bring on the cheating.”

So is it happening?

For some reason one of the counties in the state is destroying ballots that ‘were not counted’ yesterday. Apparently this is a very bizarre and egregious move.

There is now a call for an injunction to preserve the ‘discarded’ ballots:

I have filed a Wisconsin Open records request with the City of Mequon demanding any ballot submitted but not cast in yesterday’s election, including any remnant of a shredded ballot. We have received reports Mequon poll workers destroyed submitted ballots before poll closing time, demanding a driver’s license number from the absentee voter. This request is unusual and the destruction of ballots is of grave concern, given the closeness of the state Supreme Court election. I will consider seeking an injuction to back up my request if Mequon officials are not copperative [sic].

Mark Belling,
April 6, 2011

(I believe this is the same Mark Belling who subs in for Rush Limbaugh at times.)

Since some of you may be unfamiliar with the provisional balloting process, I’ll explain it a bit.

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Dear Union Thug Who Assaulted Tabitha Hale

Posted: April 5, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Conservatism, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism, What the fuck did they blow up now?, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin, Zombies!
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Fuck you. Fuck you with the fractured fuckstick of fury you only seem to wield when it’s a tiny woman and not a man. Fuck your obvious inability to have a real job, save being a professional protester and assaulter of women. Fuck your demands. Fuck your pussy-assed refusal to own up to what you did just a few weeks ago. Fuck your arrogance combined with cowardice and stupidity, enabled by a belief that you will not be held accountable for your goonish tactics. And fuck you, simply because I am fucking sick and fucking tired of what you and your ilk have done to destroy this country.

So you run away when it’s not a woman, eh? You know what I call that? Chickenshit, that’s what. So fuck off. Keep your fucking hands out of my pocket. And get a real job.

Hippie Asshole Who Threatened Althouse Identified

Posted: March 18, 2011 by Edward von Bear in Crapblog News, Ewww - taste this!, FAIL, Fucking Markets, Geektasticity, GOP FAIL, Green Goofs, HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!, I'm Afraid I Can't Blog That, Lame, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism, Moron of the Day, Moronosphere, News, Random Crap, Stupid Question Time, What the fuck did they blow up now?, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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Jim Shankman is his name.

Oh, and Jim:

Fuck you. Fuck your patchouli soaked sense of entitlement that led you to believe that you could threaten people without consequence. Fuck your chicken shit bugfuckery that led to you running away as soon as you were caught threatening people. Fuck your false victimology which claims that being held to account for your words and deeds, sans the violence you advocated, is an attempt to “silence” you. And fuck you just because I fucking hate hippies.

Yeah. And seeing your picture, I figured you would look just like this, and I was not wrong.

Stupid Fucking Hippies

So fuck you, Mr. Shankman. Get a job, and fuck off.

WI Rural Bitter Clingers Hate Public Unions

Posted: March 14, 2011 by socklessjoe in Edumakashun, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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I’m shocked… that she’s shocked.

Bloomberg talked to UW-Madison Political Science Professor Katherine Cramer Walsh (bold added):

Resentment in those [rural] areas helps explain support for Republican Governor Scott Walker’s push to restrict the collective bargaining rights of some unions, said Katherine Cramer Walsh of the University of Wisconsin-Madison. She noticed the bitterness while doing research in 27 communities, where many residents work multiple jobs without benefits while local government employees have health coverage and pensions.

“I heard a lot of comments and conversations about the rural-urban divide in our state,” said Walsh, an associate professor of political science. “I was very struck by how resentful people in so-called outstate Wisconsin are of Madison and Milwaukee.”

Um… no shit?  It’s funny how unemployed and underemployed folks don’t want to be taxed to death to pay for cushy benefits for spoiled union workers.  Or sports stadiums.  Or economic development corporate welfare. Or urban mass-transit that they’ll never use.

For a lady who teaches about political psychology, it’s amazing how detached her perspective can be.

At least she bothered to go out among the plebs and learn something…

Tipping points and whatnot

Posted: February 20, 2011 by alexthechick in WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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I’ve been pondering wtf is wrong with Wisconsin and the more I think about it, the more I think that the fake physician’s excuses may be a tipping point in the war the public sector unions have declared on the taxpayer. Why? Because that’s a very concrete example of the fraud that goes on. Pretty much everyone has had to deal with the annoyance of having to get a physician’s excuse of a kid or for themselves. People know what it’s like to have to have to give an absence slip to your employer like your some little kid. People understand what a pain it is dealing with a puking kid and staying home from work or finding someone to take care of your kid and dealing with the doctor’s office so that you and your child don’t end up on the truancy list. Now here comes a group of teachers who are blatantly lying about being sick, acting like enormous spoiled brats, being thugs and committing fraud with the medical excuse slips that would get you or I fired. Yeah, that’s going to piss people off. A lot.

Has it been that long?

Posted: February 19, 2011 by aliceaitch in Edumakashun, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin
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Has it really only been 78 years since the establishment of the first concentration camp?

Has it really only been seven weeks since Representative Gabrielle Giffords was shot?  Has it only been seven weeks since the left (with the exception of Pandagon, which of course blamed the shooting on Jared Loughner’s penis) blew up blaming Sarah Palin because her website had crosshairs on Representative Giffords’s district?

Has it really only been three weeks since at least 350 people died under Hosni Mubarak’s dictatorship?

Has it really only been two minutes since someone was sexually assaulted in America?

Are we really asking our students to learn history from ‘teachers’ who have so little sense of the gravity of historical events that they consider it A-OK to minimize death and torture and rape as compared to their paychecks?

Are we really asking our students to learn from ‘teachers’ who don’t understand irony well enough to recognize that they’re camping out in a building where legislation takes place – but the only people who aren’t there are the legislators?

Are we really asking our students to learn from teachers who don’t understand math well enough to recognize that 3.6 billion is a REALLY BIG NUMBER?

Hosni Walker pic from Conchscooter.  Which I’m certain sounds dirtier than it is.  Walk Like an Egyptian and Mubarak for Governor signs courtesy the AFL-CIO’s website.  Hangman picture via Althouse.  The capitol picture has been posted so many times I don’t recall where I found it.  Other pics screencapped from the GOP vid posted on Maggie’s Notebook, which Veeshir was kind enough to point out.

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