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Idiots. The dome in Minnesota collapsed because of snow, and not for the first time. What kind of idiot builds a dome in fucking Minnesota that can’t handle snow? The same idiots who send Al Franken to the Senate I guess.

The Giants sucked for the first 20 years of my life so I needed to have secondary teams to root for in the playoffs (or even after early October when the Giants were mathematically eliminated every year of my life until I was in my 20s).

I liked the Dolphins and the Vikings (and Tampa, but that was an incipient hipster/ironic deal).

The Vikings made the playoffs every year because their division sucked and nobody wanted to play in Minnesota late in the year.

Bud Grant was a bastid, he would not allow all that wussy cold-weather gear no matter the weather.

So if the Vikes had a home game in the playoffs they won. It was that easy, nobody, but nobody, wanted to play there in December and January. One year they had to play a playoff game in LA (Rams) and it rained like hell and was cold (for southern CA), so the Vikes won that game too.

So what does a franchise that depends on crappy weather to win do? That’s right, build a domed stadium. And not just any domed stadium, but one with a crappy dome that can’t handle 15 inches of snow.

Idiots. And now I probably won’t get to see the Giants play them (wherever they end up playing) because the idiots in Minnesota built a dome that can’t handle snow.

WTF is wrong with Minnesota? Is it the proximity to Wisconsin?

Unbelievable vid below the fold

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“The Fucking Politics”

Posted: November 16, 2010 by aliceaitch in Moron of the Day, Win!, WTF Is Wrong With Wisconsin

We don’t censor out the word fuck around here, nosirree bob!

Bristol Palin will be running for vice president thirty years from now.  How do I know this?  Because she’s already engendering the foaming, slobbering ragefest that her mother brings out in lunatics.

According to the complaint, Cowan and his wife were watching “Dancing with the Stars” when Cowan jumped up and swore as Bristol Palin appeared, saying something about “the (expletive) politics.” Cowan was upset that a political figure’s daughter was on the show when he didn’t think she was a good dancer, the complaint states.

Cowan went upstairs for about 20 minutes and returned, demanding his pistols, which had been taken by his daughter about a month ago for safety reasons. He was carrying a single-shot shotgun, which he loaded and fired into the television.

And then he holed himself up for fifteen hours.  How awesome is the power of the Palin women that they can make men go off the deep end just by doing a waltz?