How does fakenews happen?

Yesterday we made fun of the Wash Post about their SCOOP!!!!! that Trump outed Valerie Plam…ummm…what the hell did he do? Oh yeah, something about Russia.

 

So today Trump said that he talked to the Russians about intelligence. Which is exactly what the fuck he said yesterday.

And now we see Concerned Conservatives like Capt. Boring/Ed Morrissey at Hot Air say,

I guess everyone can put the #fakenews hashtag away for a while, eh? Yesterday, the White House had nat-sec advisor H.R. McMaster issue a broad but unspecific denial after the Washington Post reported that Donald Trump had blurted out highly classified intel to the visiting Russian delegation last week. Rex Tillerson followed suit and the White House communications team issued a terse denial before heading behind closed doors for a meeting.

This morning, as what seems to be a developing pattern, Trump took to Twitter and made hash of the hashtag from his supporters, as well as of White House communications strategy:

Yeah, no. Trump  takes to twitter to say (read the comments on his tweets, there are some angry people out there)

As President I wanted to share with Russia (at an openly scheduled W.H. meeting) which I have the absolute right to do, facts pertaining to terrorism and airline flight safety. Humanitarian reasons, plus I want Russia to greatly step up their fight against ISIS & terrorism.

Yesterday the Wash Post said Trump had jeopardized intelligence gathering, McMaster said, “ummmm, no.”, today nothing we’ve seen contradicts that, but everybody is tut-tutting Trump for…uhhhh….. being hated by Minitrue as nearly as I can tell.

Claire Sez

what’s that word….?????

That Rooski word for destroying a country by intentionally creating doubt in the people that there is actually any way whatsoever for them to learn the facts of what is going on.

Not sure of the Russian word, I’d go with Minitrue in English. Here’s the kicker, the part that all Concerned Conservatives are upset about.

Specifically, [Trump] is said to have described the details of an Islamic State threat related to the use of laptop computers on aircraft. The information itself was reportedly provided by a close Middle Eastern ally.

To which Claire responds

wait…. I heard about that on the nooz…
*I* heard about that on the nooz…

Sorry for the language, they don’t curse much at Sondrakistan, that’s another difference from Alextopia.

 

News from last year!

Liberals Are An Inferno Of Flaming Crazy And We Should Pour Gasoline On The Fire

Don’t get me wrong, that’s a good article and I suggest you read it, but where was he last year? That was one of the biggest reasons for voting for Trump, now we’re just roasting marshmallows and popcorn over the fire.

 

Let’s Drudgetapose!

 

Hillary 2015

“We have to end the flood of secret, unaccountable money that is distorting our elections, corrupting our political system, and drowning out the voices of too many everyday Americans,” Mrs. Clinton said in a statement. “Our democracy should be about expanding the franchise, not charging an entrance fee. It starts with overturning the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision, and continues with structural reform to our campaign finance system so there’s real sunshine and increased participation.”…

She would end secret, unaccountable money in politics…(emphasis me)

Hillary 2017

Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton officially launched a new organization on Monday, “Onward Together,” with the stated goal of “advancing the vision that earned nearly 66 million votes in the last election.” Put more bluntly, the group’s mission is to advance Clinton’s agenda, which was unable to defeat Donald Trump.
But buried on the donation page is this nugget:

First, you know it has to kill her that bribes paid to her are no longer tax-deductable.

Second, that is one awkward, Engrishy, second sentence. As nearly as I can tell that sentence should read, “Only US citizens or lawfully…can contribute”.

Third, do you get shirts when you become a member? Are they black or brown? Any armbands?

Clintons lie. It’s what they do. They also grift. It’s the other thing they do. Hillary also fascists, it’s what she does.

 

Nothing major, just a reminder about the Unproven Accusation About Voter Fraud!

Hillary Clinton garnered more than 800,000 votes from noncitizens on Nov. 8, an approximation far short of President Trump’s estimate of up to 5 million illegal voters but supportive of his charges of fraud.

Just remember, if it’s not fakenews it’s not at the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc.!

 

Speaking of fascists, the IRS fascists who decided people they disagree with politically deserve no rights,

Current and former IRS officials are asking not to publicly testify about the agency’s alleged bias against Tea Party and other conservative organizations, claiming they are in danger if they do so.

Former official Lois Lerner and Holly Paz both argued in recent filings under seal in the U.S. District Court in Cincinnati that the death threats and other harassment…

I can understand that and even agree. If they tell the truth, well.

There is tangible evidence on the laptop of a former DNC staffer that confirms he was talking to WikiLeaks prior to his murder, a private investigator suggested Monday

Dead minions tell no tales.

 

The Far Right Preaches Traditional Values!!!!! Can they accept a lesbian?

Weidel’s rise is the latest expression of a growing, if seemingly ironic, trend. In their policies, nationalist movements in the West often oppose full gay rights, including same-sex marriage. (any examples Wash Post? No? Because Everybody Knows That!!!!!!!!!!!! V)

 

Meanwhile, in Akbar Britain, the Far Right is pushing traditional values but there is pushback by their betters!

The leaders of radical right-wing party Britain First have been arrested following a “campaign” related to an ongoing rape trial at a court in Kent.

So what sort of campaign?

Kent Police said the arrests related to “leaflets and videos posted online” that were linked to an ongoing trial at Canterbury Crown Court. The court case involves the alleged gang rape of a 16-year-old girl.,,

“We were driving to a meeting through Kent and the traffic in front of us stopped,” Fransen told IBTimes UK. “A marked police van had stopped diagonally in front of the cars.

“Then other police cars flew up behind and alongside us and officers leaped out …. they pulled us both out [of the car].”

She added: “It was like watching a Swat team. They were obviously waiting for us on this route.”

As we saw the other day, they’re trying to stop it. Their betters are saying it’s culturally inappropriate to oppose that.

Some days I really hate people. I call those days, “Today”.

via our favorite smell.

 

I realize I shouldn’t have linked them because Jihadwatch is all about Teh Hateism, so let’s palate-wash with this acceptable free speech!

Last Thursday, I (Robert Spencer) gave a lecture on the jihad threat at the Grand Hotel in Reykjavik, Iceland. Shortly thereafter, a young Icelandic Leftist registered his disapproval of what I said by poisoning me.

 

Can’t we all just get along?

 

I do have to give a mea wronga. I’ve said that commies cannot innovate, I wuz wrong,

Nevertheless, the Castro dictatorship is not a failure at everything it does. There is one thing they are particularly good at: repression. It is a skill they have been honing now for more than a half century. While innovation and ingenuity are foreign terms to the Cuban dictatorship when it comes to the economy and civil society, they are constantly innovating and coming up with ingenious new methods of repression.

Cuba is second only to China, the Norks and Berkeley in shutting down free speech!

 

I’ve come to the conclusion that doves are the dickheads of the desert/avian world.

They attack other birds, they constantly coo at me, they attack each other and the kicker, they eat from a dickhead’s bowl

Kago doesn’t eat his dry food plain anymore, I cook crappy, sleeve, 73% hamburger and put it and the grease over his dry food.

Those doves are eating hamburger-grease-infused dog food.

Are they becoming carnivorous?

Luckily, I have a gun for that!

.22/.410 with birdshot.

I have a few 000buckshot shells for it too, they’re for coyote.

I am going to live in a trailer park. Words I thought I’d never say. No, really. But when they raised my rent I decided to move and found out that I would have to pay $700+ to live some place I’d want to live. So I started looking at trailers, you buy the trailer and lease the spot it’s on, or move the trailer for $10k I guess. So I found one in Tempe for $10k with new appliances and in very good shape in a nice park near 101, 202, the Cubs spring training and Mesa Riverwalk park, it’s $500+/month. I took care of the paperwork for a background check for the park today so I just tubed shortly this morning.

I saw on CNN or Foxnews about the Wash Post’s BIG SCOOP!

Oops, wrong scoop(s).

Current and former U.S. officials, supposedly concerned that President Trump had shared some “highly classified information” with the Russian foreign minister and ambassador to the U.S. last week, leaked that information to the Washington Post in an article published Monday.

 

That raises so many questions. First, what is the Wash Post going to do when this sack of lies falls apart? How about CNN? How about Foxnews?

In addition, his national security adviser, who was at the meeting, told the Post nothing was shared that was not already publicly known…

McMaster later told reporters at the White House, “Other senior officials who were present, including the secretary of state, remember the meeting the same way and have said so. Their on-the-record accounts should outweigh those of anonymous sources. I was in the room, it didn’t happen.”

I know who I trust, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in that. Anonymous sources haven’t had a good week in DC. Well, except for whoever leaked the HORRIFIC NEWS that Trump gets two scoops of ice cream.

Nother question, notice who is “concerned”, “…former U.S. officials”. How do former U.S. officials know anything about what’s going on now? Was the classified information from when they were still U.S. officials or from after? Isn’t it a felony if they do know anything? Why isn’t there an independent counsel investigating this? We Demand Answers!

More nother questions, Who are the “Current” officials? Why are they anonymous? Why should we trust them? Why should we trust the Wash Post? After the last week of wall-to-wall lies followed by corrections or just memory-holing.

Chicken fucking from the Post article.

One day after dismissing Comey, Trump welcomed Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and Ambassador Sergey Kislyak — a key figure in earlier Russia controversies

Squwark!

This is my favorite part

As president, Trump has broad authority to declassify government secrets, making it unlikely that his disclosures broke the law.

You know it killed them to write that even if they did include the weasel phrase about how it’s unlikely he broke the law. If you take out everything between the comma and the period that sentence is accurate, if over-commaed. Fakenewsers gonna fakenews.

 

Since I’m worked up and the “new post” is right here, might as well do some more links.

Paco links an article about how the attorney explaining how Trump is evil is defending honor killing.

I finally clicked through and read the pdf of Trump’s order.

Reading it you realize that everything everybody said against it is a lie, distortion or just stupidity. Or all three I guess. Yeah, that’s the way to bet.

It starts out talking about the previous order that a different judge’s politics struck down, then explains he doesn’t want people from terrorist countries, terrorist countries that are our avowed enemies and terrorist countries that do not have anything resembling an even decent central gov’t. Then, he explains he’s going to ” collect and make publicly available the following information: ” on illegal actions of foreign nationals in America.

I figure that was the real sin. Noticing and telling people certain things are very bad in lefto-fascist world.
A few years ago a building in Minneapolis blew up in a suspicious manner. After much searching, I found that the building was full of young Somali men and had a halal grocery and mosque in it. The FBI said “gas”, the gas company said, “not gas”, they razed the building immediately so there was no investigation. I figured it looked like a work accident and everybody involved acted as if they were covering up a work accident but I couldn’t be sure.

In today’s exciting episode, we see that it might not have been a work-accident, but it’s not for not trying.

Minneapolis police uncovered an arsenal of guns and bomb-making devices during a routine arrest last week…

nside, the officers found a hand grenade, handgun, assault rifles and magazines and a large quantity of ammunition, the complaint said. They also found cellphones, computers and electronics equipment, including drone parts.

Bomb squad personnel called to the scene noted that the large amount of ammunition and electronic devices could be used for bomb-making, the complaint said.

 

It’s a good thing those judges are protecting us from Trump!

This scares me though.

Abdullah N. Alrifahe, 27, of Minneapolis, was charged with a gross misdemeanor for carrying a pistol in public without a permit. In December, he was convicted of the same offense.

It could not be determined whether the FBI or another federal agency is investigating.

He had a hand grenade and they charged him with a misdeameanor.

I can’t even get a dam hand grenade and this guy can. Sonomabatch.

Sometimes I hate being a, generally, law-abiding person.

 

I wouldn’t click the linkbait article he links, but here’s a puppy blender link.

THE IDEA OF “GENDER” IS ITSELF A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT: Why We Should Stop Using the Term ‘Gender.’

There are people, influential people, who nod and agree. People who think I’m anti-science because I don’t believe in global worming.

Gender is a social construct. I actually had plans to explain why that’s so stupid, but I don’t want to insult anybody unnecessarily and if I have to explain it to you then perhaps you are on the wrong blog. Balloon Juice is right over there (points left).

(no, my left)

 

I posted about the all Muslim-girl prom yesterday, but I thought about something I’d not thought about.

You cannot say, “Merry Christmas” in a school because it’s against Freedom Of Religion!!!!!!!!!!!  but you can have an Islamically demanded prom.

WTF? Our national religion is leftism, how did Islam get the same protections?

 

Via Wirecutter, we see this article that shows I should be more afraid of tweakers.

A man covered in blood, holding a knife and carrying his mother’s severed head walked into an Estacada grocery store and stabbed an employee Sunday

Now, it’s not funny at all but I am a little twisted so…if your mom is upset you didn’t get her the right flowers yesterday you can tell her at least you didn’t chop off her head before going to the supermarket to look for cheap flowers. Puts things in perspective.

 

So many people lack it, they literally have no awareness of our current situation.

Some people get it.

The Mass Media Cult Goes Pathological

In the five months since the election, the media haven’t been able to get over getting Trumped.  They’ve gone through the five stages of grief, some of them over and over again, and still The Donald drives them crazy.

We’ve all watched it, sometimes it’s funny, sometimes sad, sometimes incredibly, dishonestly, slimily, Democratly, infuriating. Like whenever Chuck Schumer opens his demand-a-bribe hole.

If these people weren’t so malignant, I’d feel sorry for them.

Exactly. Watching Disney throw away ESPN and, now, ABC over one of the very few conservatish shows on TV has been pretty funny. I stopped watching ESPN before they went full MSNBC, but it’s nice to see them going down after coarsening our culture with their glorification of the thugs in the NBA and showing every lame-ass ‘Celebration Dance’ in great detail by every fool in the NFL who did a good thing. They loved Michael Vick and hate(d) Tim Tebow. That’s really all you need to know about those assholes. One guy has a murderous gladiator school for dogs and the other sincerely prays, sometimes for your soul, and for that, he can never be forgiven.

Related

 

Someone just now noticing our situation.

While weighing whether or not to fire Comey, Trump kept his staffers out of the loop because he feared “that his own team would leak the decision,”

They leak shit that isn’t even true, imagine what they would have done with that.

This is the funniest item of the whole damn day. That link is talking about this AP link full of lies about Comey, some shit about stopping some investigation into a non-crime, but it does talk about how Trump didn’t want to tell his staffers because they would leak it to the media. So how did the AP learn that?

Several people close to the president say…

They anonymously leaked it.

They anonymously leaked that Trump doesn’t trust them to not leak. That’s absolutely hilarious. The total lack of self-awareness gives it that extra ooomph.

 

Speaking of fake news from the AP, here they are already lying about the 2018 election. The set-up from Powerline

The Associated Press headlines: “In swing districts, voters vent over health care, fear Trump.” A more accurate headline would be, “A handful of rabid Democrats hate President Trump.” But that wouldn’t be news.

And then they show a slew of rabid, partisan Dems being interviewed as “swing voters” and shit.

 

 

Now maybe my situational awareness is off, but the German people are pretty fucking pissed off and, as we learned in some seriously violent wars over many centuries, you really do not want to rile up the Germans.

A German council has started confiscating privately-owned apartments to help ease an acute housing shortage made worse by migrants.

Six flats in the city of Hamburg, which has seen thousands of refugees and migrants arrive over the last two years, were handed over to a city-appointed trustee at the weekend, local media reports.

You rile up the German people at your peril.

Hell, even the Romans knew that,.

 

Apparently, Kansas City has become aware that if you say you won’t chase people who flee police then more people will flee police.

After a decision in 2014 to not pursue some fleeing drivers, the Kansas City Police Department is changing its stance.

A new initiative, “Project Act: Addressing Crime Together,” allows police to pursue all drivers who flee traffic stops, with probable cause, KCTV5 reported. Initially, officers could only pursue fleeing drivers if they had committed a serious felony.

This from the SC Cop blog where I saw the link.

The CPD is experiencing something like three-to-seven cars fleeing traffic stops every single day if our sources are to be believed. Two-to-five are actually called off as “terminated pursuits.” The percentage increase is in the hundreds as the criminals know almost every pursuit it called off as soon as it begins.

How can you not be aware that you get more of what you reward? Criminals might not be the brightest bulbs in the flower bed, but they can usually figure out to run from the police.

 

Now this is something that everybody should be aware of, except our fine social betters have deemed it “wrong”.

The report, titled, “Concealed Carry Permit Holders Across The United States 2016,” compared permit holders to the general population and then to police officers in Florida and Texas, two states which largely mirror the rest of the country.

The data revealed that from 2005 to 2007, “there were 103 crimes per 100,000 police officers,” while the U.S. population’s crime rate is 37 times that number…

Permit holders are convicted of felonies and misdemeanors at less than a sixth of the rate of police officers, according to the study. Officers also commit firearm violations, 16.5 per 100,000, seven times more frequently than permit holders, at only 2.4 per 100,000 in Texas and Florida.

I am a little unsure why it even needs to be said. If you are willing to go through all the shit to beg your state to legally carry a gun, you are not the type of person who commits a crime.

I always have a hard time not condescending at people who refuse to accept that people who will commit a crime with a gun are unlikely to procure or carry the gun legally.

With this utterly obvious yet “CONTROVERSIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” part.

The report also shows that crime declined in states that do not require permits to carry. It reads, “Indeed, the murder rate was 31 percent lower in the states not requiring permits. The violent crime rate was 28 percent lower.”

Funny how that works. When victims are more likely to be armed, criminals reduce their criminalizing.

 

The reason we’re in this situation is because so many people are utterly unaware of reality because our fine moral, social, political and intellectual betters have deemed reality ‘out of bounds for polite discussion’.

 

A visual aid on the importance of situation awareness.

 

Just to make it more perfect, 11/21/2016 is a Monday.

I checked,

I am so sick of all the Concerned and Alarmed idiocies about how firing Comey is the End of the Republic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s see if I can ignore Comey for this post.

There’s something about this vid that I really like.

I’m not sure what it is, but I just like watching that.

 

Victor Davis Hanson wonders if Trump can successfully remodel the GOP.  Trump has some help in that, but as we’ve seen, the voters have very limited power to change the gov’t in our particular form of republic. We can change the names of our ‘leaders’, but we apparently have little more power to change the policies than residents of a People’s Republic or even a Democratic People’s Republic.

And this is why

Republicans concentrate on what they like in the Trump agenda — military spending increases, energy expansion, deterrence abroad, tax and regulatory reform, and the repeal and replacement of the Affordable Care Act — and they ignore the inherent contradictions between Trumpism and their own political creed…

In this mainstream Republican view, the role of a superpower is to endure trade deficits to help its less powerful allies and keep the global order prosperous and stable. But Trump’s idea of “fair” trade trumps “free” trade.
Trump is not willing to accept a permanent Midwest Rust Belt as the price of globalization.

Yup. They think that people who want to revitalize American manufacturing are parochial and just not that bright. If we have to pay for their vision of how the world works, well, that’s what welfare is for!

At first he seemed to be defending our fine political betters, but then he noticed reality in a way that’s very intelligent (i.e. agrees with what I think)

More

Unlike doctrinaire Republicans, Trump believes that illegal immigration is a big — and bad — deal.
The Republican establishment’s employer argument is that illegal immigration ensures that the sort of work “Americans won’t do” is actually done. Or, some establishment Republicans believe that undocumented migrants who cross the southern border will one day become conservative, “family values” voters.
Not so Trumpism. It seeks to help the working class by stopping the importation of cheap labor. It believes that secure borders will restore the sanctity of law, and that the end of illegal immigration will lead to greater integration and assimilation of Latino minority groups.

Exactly. The way we integrated immigrants for 200 years is just so simplisme! The Melting Pot is racist and cannot be taught anymore! Diversity is our strength!

While having diverse opinions can be strengthening, we are balkanizing. Immigrants from previous generations are only different in the food they eat and the booze they drink in general. That includes many (most?) Mexicans, although that numbers was a higher percentage of the whole a few decades ago.

Trumpism has no illusions that there will ever be a world of liberal democracies. It seeks instead only to make sure enemies understand that any future aggression will not be worth the anticipated benefits.

Nuke The Moon! baby. We don’t need our enemies to like us, they won’t, we just need them to respect and fear us. Or just fear us. But respect makes it easier to intimidate.

As for dictators such as those in the Philippines or Egypt, Trumpism argues that it makes little sense to snub autocratic friends while cutting deals with autocratic enemies like those in Iran or Cuba.

That’s a great point, why should we be nice to the murderous dictators in China and Iran and mean to non- or less-murderous assholes elsewhere? The asshole in the Philippines isn’t killing his opposition (yet?) and the assholes in Egypt are killing their natural enemies (Christians and insufficiently similar Muslims) but leaving the rest of the world alone. Even Israel mostly.

Obama and Hillary got rid of Mubarak without a plan, Trump shouldn’t do the same. Especially as a sane plan would include us getting involved there after deposing the current dictators. We are done Nation-Building for the foreseeable future. We just don’t have the balls to do it the way we did with Japan and Germany, “Here’s your constitution and gov’t. Meet your new military governor. He’ll be leaving when we can trust you not to be murderous assholes and can trust your neighbors not to invade you and make you differently murderous assholes.”

Now we run away.

On matters of identity politics, Republicans have often sought to play down but not actively oppose racial, ethnic, and gender pressure groups. The strategy has been to not antagonize the ethnic and race industries in hopes of receiving a greater share of the minority vote.
Trump is politically incorrect.

And it’s been hilarious.

Trump just keeps making end runs around Minitrue’s Narrative and the entire We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party is just freaking out. Their weapons are useless!

So we see articles like this from Concerned Republicans Who Only Want What Is Best For The Nation!

Headline

For the love of God, delete his account

That would be Trump’s Twitter account. The one that gives our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters such agita.

President Trump’s impulsive social media habit does little to advance his agenda, it pulls both his fans and critics into endless fights and it has created several major headaches for top White House staffers, including Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway.

That’s funny. Our fine betters in Minitrue, their entertainment arm, the rest of the Democratic party and most of the GOP are forced to change their actions because of Trump’s tweets. He got more action out of the country using social media than anyone since Sarah Palin put out her “Death Panel” deal.

It’s no small thing for a sitting president to appear to threaten a former FBI director. (shit, I thought I’d make it without Comeying V)

After 8 years of Obama threatening everybody from day 1, including police doing their jobs, private citizens, more private citizens,  more private citizens, more private citizens, more pr…(moving on) journalists (both real and suckophantic), our military, businesses… I know I’m leaving some people out, but Trump going after Hillary’s Head Bitch is not even in the same ballpark. Trump telling Comey not to lie about him is not just not wrong, but shows Trump has been paying attention to Comey.

It’s even worse when that same director formerly headed an investigation into the role hostile foreign agents played in the election that swept said president into power.

Still fucking that Russia Hacked The Election!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chicken I see. Once you see that you can safely assume that the idiot who wrote it is not processing reality. And even if it was 100% Russian Hacking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did they do? The Job Americans Won’t Do, i.e. report accurately on Democrat perfidy and felonyizing. Above we saw that the GOP is all about foreigners doing the Jobs Americans Won’t Do but now they’re against it. Why…. it’s almost as if they use situational ethics where who is on the receiving end decides the morality and ethics of a position!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Assholes.

A non-exhaustive recap of the past week’s crop of Comey Fake News!!!!! that was breathlessly and shriekingly reported and (occasionally) quietly corrected.

If you care. I skimmed it, I don’t really need a reminder of the lies, distortions, contortions and “anonymous” liars they have and are trotting out. The only use for it is that I think Americans are actually watching with dropped jaw as our betters freak out over something they had all, each and every fucking one, called for as little as a week ago.

Speaking of assholes from the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, John, I hate Veeshir, McCain!

Rep. Adam Schiff (Calif.), the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, offered high praise for Sen. John McCain on Friday, saying the Arizona Republican’s vocal criticism of President Trump marks his “finest hour.”

“I think frankly this is John McCain’s finest hour,” Schiff said on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”

The senior Arizona senator has also been critical of Trump’s “America first” approach to foreign policy,

Exactly. We gave the GOP victories in the last few elections because we didn’t like what the Dems were doing to our nation so what do the big shit sheep…grand poo bahs of the GOP do? Stuff that gets praise from Democrats. Asshole Democrats like Schiff.

 

Speaking of the entertainment arm of the Democratic media/entertainment political complex, The Last (conservative) Man Standing isn’t.

The cancellation by ABC of Tim Allen’s hit comedy “Last Man Standing”…

Allen’s biting and genuinely funny witticisms poking fun at all things liberal. Its humor is balanced, with the show featuring a Canadian liberal son-in-law who gets his points across…

the blue-collar sitcom was ABC’s second most watched comedy this season with 8.1 million viewers in Live +7, only behind flagship Modern Family (8,7 million). It was the third most watched ABC scripted series overall behind Grey’s Anatomy and Modern Family….(emphasis me V)

 

So they canceled one of the shows that people actually want to watch for their religion. Someone should tell them that tithing only requires 10%, not bankruptcy. Via Commonsense and Wonder.

 

The NY Post plays Name That Party! about a DA stepping back as he’s being criminally investigated.

allegations he took part in a police coverup involving former Suffolk Police Chief James Burke, who pleaded guilty in February 2016 to federal charges that he beat a man who stole a stash of porn and a sex toy from Burke’s official vehicle.

I don’t get the problem, misuse of gov’t property is a right and Dems covering up their accomplices in graft is how NY works! He looks sorta old, maybe the ass’t DA wasn’t interested in waiting for him to retire.

 

Nothing story about a Republican running for election has “irregularities” in his past, I’d say his mistake is he wasn’t high enough up in the hierarchy of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party to have the necessary degree of impunity.

Former South Carolina state senator Ralph Norman, who is running as the conservative candidate in the state’s fifth congressional district, sat on the board of a bank that accepted millions of dollars from the Obama administration’s 2008 bailout.

But I’m linking for the part I bolded. In 2008 Obama was not POTUS, that was Bush’ 2008 bailout.

Norman served on South Carolina Bank and Trust Financial Corporation’s board of directors in January 2009 when the bank sold $64.8 million in preferred stock and a 10-year warrant to the Treasury Department under its Capital Purchase Program, which was created as part of the federal government’s $700 billion bailout.

January, 2009 was when Obama ascended, that was Bush’s bailout.  The one he rammed down the financial world’s throat.

The chief executives of the country’s nine largest banks had no choice but to accept capital infusions from the Treasury Department in October, government documents released Wednesday have confirmed.

Obtained and released by Judicial Watch, a nonpartisan educational foundation, the documents reveal “talking points” used by then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson during the Oct. 13 meeting between federal officials and the executives that stressed the investments would be required “in any circumstance,” whether the banks found them appealing or not.

Notice that in 2009 to that member in good standing of our fine media betters Judicial watch was “non-partisan”. (I know I missed a couple commas in there but I’m not sure where so here are a few you can insert  ,,,)

But why is the Free Beacon obfuscating the issue of who started stimuluzing and bailouting while attacking this man as a Friend Of Obama? Is the “journalist” just an idiot or is there some sort of agenda in play?

Ralph Norman, who is running as the conservative candidate in the state’s fifth congressional district,

Are they joining the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party or is it just that opinionator or are they angry that he’s not a conservative or some other, undisclosed, reason?

Because I’ll tell you what, taking money you’re forced to take by the POTUS from your party is not necessarily a sign that you’re not conservative.

Just something that confused me.

 

This is very messed up. In a story about a Gorsuch dissent (he was against the arrest), we see this.

The New Mexico incident began in 2011 when the student, known only as F.M. in court papers, kept interrupting his physical education class with fake burps. The teacher sent him into the hallway, where he continued burping and laughing as he leaned into the classroom entrance. (emphasis me V)

The teacher called for assistance on her school radio, and soon Arthur Acosta, a police officer assigned to the school, arrived in the hallway, according to court documents.

Acosta took the boy to the school’s office, then placed him under arrest for violating a New Mexico law that prohibits anyone from disrupting the education process. Acosta handcuffed the student and took him to the juvenile detention center, where the boy stayed about an hour until he was picked up…

I think it’s ridiculous that the kid was arrested, expel him if he’s that disrespectfully disruptive, but notice a few things.

There were cops patrolling the school, that’s not often done in schools where it’s not necessary. Maybe the cop knew the kid from previous interactions. Judging from what happened, I’m gonna assume this choir boy/orphanage-volunteer had previously had such disrespectful and disruptive episodes.

Also think about what he was doing.

Acosta’s lawyer says the criminal act was the boy’s “interference with the educational process, not the act of burping.”

Sure, it was burping and laughing, but he was showing a complete lack of respect for the teacher, the other students and the whole concept of school. Further, his actions showed that he was utterly unafraid of any repercussions. From my experience, I’m gonna assume calling the parents would not be a useful exercise.

There are a lot of kids like that, I’m not just saying that just from my teaching experience but from relatives’ kids and their friends.

School cannot work unless there’s respect flowing both ways. Respect for others is sorely lacking in today’s culture.

 

Let’s Tolerance!

First up, we have this.

A Detroit-area high school is holding an all-girls prom

That’s not a prom. Jebus. How can you have a prom without prom-dates? Here’s the Tolerance part.

to create a comfortable and safe environment for girls who cannot attend the traditional co-ed prom for cultural reasons.

So in other words, the girls’ owners (male relatives) would beat them, honor-kill them, cut off their noses or just throw acid in their faces if they act like American girls.

I hate people sometimes. You really should not cater to that shit.

Now, for a little palate-washer, let’s look at the State of American Heavy Metal! They’re bad ass, they won’t cave to intolerant religious assholes who are intolerant!

Megadeth agreed to cut songs that were potentially “offensive” to Muslims after the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS) Youth group voiced its objection to them touring the country.

Oh.

I wish to offend no one here. We cut songs for China.”

Really? Megadeth was out manlied by Elton John?

Chinese authorities have hardened their line on foreign musicians, after Elton John infuriated them by dedicating a performance to outspoken artist and activist Ai Weiwei, according to industry sources. Police arrived to interview the singer shortly after he announced that the performance, which took place in Beijing last November, was dedicated “to the spirit and talent of Ai Weiwei”

So sad.

When people try to censor your art, you tell them to fuck off or you just do your deal.

However, he (Jeff Dunham V) was informed by the Ministry of Information, Communication and Culture that Achmed should not be mentioned or brought on to the show..

Dunham cleverly side-stepped the issue by introducing a new character; “Who knew that Achmed had a French cousin — Jacques, the dead French terrorist?” he says. “It was Achmed with a beret and mustache, and the audience loved it, thankfully. But I was a bit frightened there, too. I thought, ‘Will they drag me off the stage and make an example of me?’ I honestly thought that was a possibility, as you never know how strict and real these laws are.”

So in other words, a flamingly flamboyent homosexual musician, second only to Liberace in his flamboyence, flaming and homosexuality, and a guy who plays with dolls have more balls than Megadeth!

Still say 80s music has heart and soul?

This made me laugh when I saw it. I’d like to see the entire show, but even his specials only show bits and pieces.

That’s how you do it.

 

Relatedly, Trump appoints a Frenchman, Vladimierre Poutin, as head of the FBI!

Sometimes reality is less funny than fantasy.

 

And then there are times like this.

A judge set bail Friday for an Elkhorn man accused of hiring prostitutes to bare their breasts and strip on his neighbor’s porch

My neighbors just call the cops on me.

Not sure why the cops got involved this time though, it seems to me a ‘Thank You’ was in order.

 

I thought hockey players were exempt from this shit.

Islanders goalie Thomas Greiss has apologized after he reportedly caused an outrage in Germany when it was discovered that he “liked” an Instagram post comparing Hillary Clinton to Adolf Hitler.

Although the way they’ve been trying to Stop Hockey’s Ultra-Violent Ways!!!!!!!!!!!! I should have figured SJW’s were paying attention.

One thing, I wonder if Hillary shaves anything like a Hitler mustache.

*smack*

Sorry, but if I had warned you you wouldn’t have read that and cringed.

The funniest thing I’ve heard hockey announcers say was when Montreal made Pierre Turgeon captain cuz he’s French-Canadian and a NY Islanders announcer said, “That’s ridiculous. If that were the case, the Islanders would have to have a Jew as captain!

The next day I waited to see but nobody freaked out. I figured they were still exempt, but apparently the forces of Tolerance And Love have decided that every aspect of our lives needs to be Toleranced, Loved and Mostly-Peaced.

 

 

I found an inside look at one of the top journalists at the Wash Post!

 

They’re obviously very busy, that must be why their lies and Fake News are so pathetic.

I had a bunch of stuff to post but really, why bother? It’s all the same old shit.

Although there’s something new that’s getting old. people telling Congress they won’t be testifying. That’s fucked up. Not that the current one deserves it, but nobody in the fucking world respect Congress. They should be ashamed of themselves, announce they’re going to take vows of silence and move to a commune in Oregon.

Since everything seems as if it’s all the same old stuff, I’m going with that motif.

Nothing new, but in case you want a recap of Hillary’s Bitches and their actions, click. The prosecution of Dinesh D’Souza was particularly despicable. It makes me even angrier at the fuckheads fighting Trump from within the gov’t. C’mon asteroid!

CNN’s Has Another Big Scoop! No… They Have 4 Big Scoops!

The Dastard!

Speaking of which, a Trump’s Eye View!

 

 

I wish I had done this the other day. Pretend I did.

The chicken nugget joke was okay that one makes me laugh harder. With thanks to Paco for making me think of it.

 

I wonder if it’s GM, I’d sell the Caballero for that.

I don’t think you’d see too many of those tooling around the desert.

Life Imitates South Park!

 

Some people stock up on food, some stock up on water, some stock up on medicine.

Remember, gold might get you good soldiers, but good soldiers can always get gold.

 

I did not realize that hipsters started in either the late 19th or early 20th century Germany.

They’re my step-mother’s grandparents.

I know a guy who looks almost exactly like that guy (On the right, this was back when people looked in their pants to figure out gender),  the modern day hipster’s “wave” isn’t nearly as impressive though. He probably uses Fop instead of Dapper Dan.

 

I try, I really do, but then I read articles like this one about Trump telling Comey not to ‘leak’ a bunch of lies to papers.

But FBI officials contradicted Trump’s claims, saying the dinner was requested by the White House. A former senior FBI official said Comey also would never have told the president he was not under investigation, The Hill reported.

Anonymous FBI officials. Let’s not forget that. And the Hill is untrustworthy, as has been well chronicled on this page (no, really. You should read the posts!)

The New York Times, citing “two people who have heard his account of the dinner,” said  Trump asked Comey for his loyalty at the dinner.

Comey reportedly replied that he would offer his honesty.

The NY Times are a bunch of lying sacks of fake-newsers and untrustworthy, their “anonymous sources” are lying sacks of shit until proven treasonous.

The bit about “I can only offer my honesty!” really makes me laugh my ass off. That’s what you see in bad fiction.

Bad fiction like anything from the NY Times or the Hill for instance.

 

So since it’s utterly ridiculous out there, let’s keep with that theme?

 

What the hell is that?

 

I am no closer to figuring out if the President Hillary Clinton blog is done by a Hillary fan, a sane person or FrnakJ

Cases in point.

Failed presidential candidate sez

On Monday, Donald Trump said that the Civil War might have been averted if only American slaves were “better negotiators.”

That’s fucking funny.

This one is funny too, it might even be funny on purpose

According to photos released by North Korea’s state news agency, at the May Day Festival in Pyongyang, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un was seen sporting a trim white pantsuit – communicating his respect, and possibly his surrender, to President Hillary Rodham Clinton.

If all the posts were like that I’d lean heavily toward FrnakJ or a sane person, but then we have posts like this.

On Wednesday, FBI Director James Comey announced that the agency’s investigation of Donald Trump had produced “enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence” that the failed former presidential candidate committed treason …

At a press conference, Comey said it’s the FBI’s recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor – a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable by death.

“Hillary Clinton’s staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump’s brazen attempt to contravene American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful…

At one point, Comey referred to Trump as “the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold.” Chants of “Lock Him Up” and “Kill The Traitor” could be heard from the streets.

Comey apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress.

That’s a pitch perfect line from an angry Hillary voter.

So no closer to figuring it out, but at least it makes me laugh.

Let’s do some David Thompson links.

Well, we already did one, that first lemur looking thing.

His Friday Ephemera are often twitter-heavy.

 

I’ll teach alexthechick to blow this pizza joint!

How to fight in stompy boots, as related by Stevie Nicks!

 

Two chicken nugget winners!

  

Shit, is this becoming a cat blog?

No! Let’s do some aircraft identification!

I think that’s a P-47 Thunderbolt, at least according to the chart partway down on that page.

 

Don’t forget, vote early and often!

Otherwise you might end up with hundreds of traffic lights, not strippers and Hillary as POTUS!

Too horrible to contemplate!

IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE THE IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOVE THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this and thought it was a joke.

But it isn’t.  The Trump 2020 Re-election team is going all out!

That means this joke is no longer nearly as ridiculous as it used to be.

 

 

Now back to our post, already in UPDATE! status.

 

These are updates to other posts, but since nobody reads the posts, why not do it here?

In an IMPORTANT UPDATE TO TRUMP TROLLING THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, THEIR MEDIA/ENTERTAINMENT ARM AND EVEN THE SOCIALISTS!, we see this from SondraKistan. It’s like Alextopia except with fewer stompy boots.

 

That right there is high-fucking-larious.

Hoist by their own retards.

 

Nother, We Don’t Know What To Think Yet!!!!!!, Update!

The ladies on “The View” clearly didn’t expect their audience to cheer as they announced Wednesday on their show that President Donald Trump had fired FBI Director James Comey.

“I’m sure you all have heard, but FBI Director James Comey’s been fired,” Whoopi Goldberg announced to the audience who could be heard cheering.

I blame the ladies women on the View. They really need to let their audience know the new Reality! before they change the narrative. I mean, it’s just rude to expect them to know it was a Bad Thing Trump Did! after 6 months of Comey being front and center at each and every 2-Minutes-Hate.

Although..in the View’s and Colbert’s defense, their audiences are supposed to know that everything Trump does is bad.

If Trump were to pardon Hillary, give Obama the Presidential Medal of Even More Freedom and ‘xecutively order that Planned Parenthood be a cabinet-level gov’t agency, they should still know to boo him.

It’s just axiomatic.

 

 

Not an update, just common sense.

Researchers at Cornell University have found that erythritol (sugar substitute V) is a biomarker for increasing fat mass and can be metabolized by and produced in the body.

Reminds me of my Dunkin’ Donuts days hearing, “I’ll take a Boston Creme doughnut, a French Crueller, coffee with extra cream and a Sweet and Low.”

Sure they’re eating and drinking like 1500 calories and a 5 day supply of saturated-, unsaturated- and super-saturated-fat but they saved like 15 calories! It’s healthy!

Cornell should probably look at eating habits before they blame the non-fattening sweetener.

 

Nother Not An Update! But Pretty Darn Funny!

Macron: Stop saying my much-older wife is my beard

Can we get a fake-news going about him dating Justin Trudeau?

I know, we’d need the expert fakenewswers at the NY Times and CNN to really do it, but maybe if we got Ace, the Puppy Blender, Blazing Cat Fur and Breitbart we could get it rolling along!

 

When I was young, the NY Post and the Daily News came out twice a day, it’s interesting seeing the Post go back to that sort of deal where the morning paper wasn’t the last word.