So she’s been made captain of the Trump-Titanic.

I have to wonder what her motivation is. Did Reince ask her to do the party a solid and make sure Trump doesn’t lose too badly to mitigate down-ballot losses?

Or is she serious in thinking he can win?

Or is she just in it for the money? I have to think the money thing is the least likely factor. Going forward, who is going to hire the lady who tried to salvage the Trump campaign?

She never struck me as a rocket surgeon from her media appearances in the past.

 

Clintonian

Posted: August 22, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Op/Sped, PEBKAC

I saw the clip of this earlier and this is what Clintons do. So she did have some effect at State.

Quote the Free Beacon.

State Department spokesman Mark Toner said Monday that top Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin was “fully vetted” before being cleared to work at the State Department

But that’s not what he said.

He said, paraphrasingly, that he knew how it works, how it worked in his case, and she ‘would have been fully vetted’.  He never actually admitted any knowledge, he just said that’s how it works.

See, he didn’t say she was vetted but everybody heard that she was. That lets Minitrue know how to cover the story. “The GOP is letting their Islamophobia loose!”

Very Clintonian.

The way he said that makes me think she had no security clearance.

If so the normal arc would be someone finding out, like Drudge or Breitbart, Minitrue covering it up, Hillary! telling ever changing lies upon each revelation culminating in…..Trump said we need to deport black lives matter protesters to Liberia!

 

Speaking of people just noticing stuff that’s been going on for decades, Stephen Hayes was on the Special Report panel talking about the media ‘covering’ Hillary!’s email felonies when he said something like, “They’re making it all about the GOP. It’s not about the GOP, it’s about her emails!”

 

Yeah, that’s how they work. Jeez, where has he been that he’s just noticing this? That’s how every Dem scandal is covered(up). Unless they’re all about “sex”, which those GOP prudes are way too interested in.

 

We’re reliving the worst parts of the 90s with the added attraction of having lost the Cold War and in the remake, Newt Gingrich sucks.

When I was in NY, my sister kept trying to talk about politics, I kept trying to not talk politics. So once she said about Trump, “I just am afraid of all the racism and hate at Trump rallies.”

I didn’t even try to get her to see that she was talking about stuff like this,

Leftist agitators employed fascist tactics at a Donald Trump fundraiser in Minneapolis on Friday night.

Video shows protesters banging on the doors of the Minneapolis Convention Center where Trump was speaking to attendees.

When the event concluded, Trump supporters were forced to run a “gauntlet,” with many, including elderly women, being punched and pelted with garbage.

 

 

Why bother? She gets her news from Minitrue and this is what she sees.

Headline

Donald Trump fundraising event in Minneapolis draws GOP donors, protesters to Convention Center

 

Ahh, he draws donors and, by the way, some protesters. First paragraph.

 

Donald Trump roiled Minnesota politics for a few hours Friday night without ever showing his face in public.

 

It’s all about Trump’s fault. So how do they talk about violence against Trump in Minitrue?

Dozens of protesters gathered out front ahead of the event and marched around the large building. Later in the ­evening, a smaller contingent grew unruly. Some fundraiser attendees were pushed and jostled, spit on and verbally harassed as they left the ­convention center.

 

Unruly. I guess that’s better than “Mostly-peaceful”, but still…. Imagine if it were a Hillary! event.

Pushed and jostled, ummmm, isn’t that assault? Isn’t that intimidation? Isn’t that the police letting people intimidate a presidential candidate’s supporters? Isn’t that all about the fucked up and really, really, really fucking bad? Isn’t that Chavez tactics?

More.

 

You’ve got somebody out there saying things that used to only be said in the shadows,” said Giselda Gutierrez, a demonstrator who lives in Minneapolis. “I think what he’s saying represents something pretty dangerous for our country.”

The protesters are really the fault of Trump. I mean, if he wasn’t so hateful people wouldn’t have to mostly-peacefully protest him, right?

Of course, I think Giselda represents something dangerous for our country. But that opinion is out of bounds in polite society.

 

The demonstrators who harassed donors were not present earlier on, when the protest was peaceful. Many in the later group hid their faces behind scarves.

 

First, how do you know they were different demonstrators? You don’t, so that’s a protective lie. I’m sure that many of the same people hung out and got their violence out. That’s why they went, after all.

And that’s it? Political violence and that’s all you write about it?

 

Minneapolis police spokeswoman Sgt. Catherine Michal said there were no arrests and no reported injuries.

 

No arrests, people at a political rally were jostled, pushed, spit on and more and no fucking arrests. Notice the “no reported injuries”, that’s a clintonism. “I didn’t lie, at the time I didn’t know of any reports of injuries!”

There was, however, minor damage, including graffiti on the walls of the Convention Center, and officers had to escort Trump supporters in and out of the lobby because they were being harshly confronted,

“including graffiti”, I’m sure that much of the rest was actual damage, but since they write “including graffiti”, most people will see a little spraypaint.

They throw this in to make sure you know Trump supporters are bad

Guests began arriving around dinnertime, some in limousines and other chauffeured vehicles.

 

I bet they were all twirling their mustaches and trodding on the backs of their servants as they lay on the ground at the door.

They make this mostly an article on Trump’s policies, and make sure to give critics their chances.

All of this rhetoric is creating an unsafe environment for the Muslim community, for the Somali-American community,” Hussein said.

 

Trump supporters are the subject of viciousness and violence and yet, the story is mostly about how bad Trump is. A straight news story, supposedly.

 

The supporters of certain politicians are fair game so far as our fine media and governmental betters are concerned.

Saying Hillary! belongs in jail is totally out of bounds, but getting your violence on at Trump and his supporters is just not newsworthy.

Indeed, as they point out with their helpful quotes, it’s almost un-American not to get your violence on at Trump rallies.

They’re frothing at the mouth now, imagine a Trump win.

Now I want to see it not just because of the disaster that is Hillary!, but to see how it affects our fine political, social, moral and intellectual betters.

Third Party?

Posted: August 18, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

The scientists at CERN appear to be trying to find a different God Particle! these days.

This chilling mysterious video shows a group of ‘researchers’ at the CERN Large Hadron Collider staging a chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ ritual.

The footage shows a group of cloaked men gathering in a courtyard around a statue at the facility in Geneva, Switzerland.

 

They use the old, I was joking, defense.

But CERN has declared that the video is fake, and claims that the ritual was simply researchers and scientists coming to work at the facility ‘taking their sense of humour too far.’

 

Yeah, whatever.

Vid

 

So….. harmless fun or calling in Cthulhu, Stay Puft, Beelzebub or even, be still my beating heart, Zombie Reagan? Any of you physicist types know who/what they could be calling?

I’d vote for any viable destructor truthfully. The two we have running now are just not my cup of hemlock.

 

Only semi-related, our current, retired, destructor is too busy 4-putting to actually pay attention to any Americans not useful for pushing his agenda.

Which leads us to a question,

Which of these should be on Air Force 1?

This one

rretired 2

 

Or this one

rretired 1

 

That’s a poser, huh?

A poser over a poseur. There’s a joke in there but it’s on us so I’m not looking for it.

 

A few I  NY (Post) links.

I don’t love this story though.

A courageous 6-year-old boy who fought off a man who tried to rape his mother was stabbed to death by the fiend

He was going to rape mom, outside, in broad daylight as she was walking her kids to school.

Absolutely horrible. I don’t know what they’re going to do to this guy, but since it probably won’t involve starving coyotes it won’t be enough.

 

A coupla palate washers.

First, I deplore this, I mean, it’s just terrible.

was allegedly attempting to have sex Tuesday with a parked van in Dayton, Ohio,

 

A van? Seriously? If you’re gonna rape a car, it should be a Miata. Those little teases are asking for it.

Lest you think that some alcohol was involved,

He had also been swinging from a nearby stop sign.

After his tryst, Henson appeared to pass out in a neighbor’s lawn…

A lot of alcohol was involved.

 

Now this is the funniest global warmmongering thing I’ve read in years. I’d say since 2003-05 when the Goracle predicted the demise of the North Pole that year. 06 or so is when he started saying, “In 5 years!”.

July was actually the hottest month on Earth ever, according to the latest data from NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies,

 

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVER!!!!! Now what do you have to say you denier?

 

EVER!!!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ummmmm, ever? Really? Ever?

You cannot know that.

At best, all we know for sure is if it was the hottest month since the 80s.

At normal, it’s a blatant lie so I’m sure in the near future we’ll see some ‘corrections’ that will receive absolutely no coverage.

 

To Shiba And Beyond!

Posted: August 17, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!

I broke down and got a laptop yesterday, a used Toshiba. I had very good luck with a Toshiba once (to go with bad luck on a used one).

So what do I see upon re-entering the tubes? Stinky fish on the way toward my face.

House Republicans have detailed perjury allegations against Hillary Clinton, citing the apparent conflict between her 2015 congressional testimony about her email practices and the FBI’s conclusions announced in July,

Okay, so what are they gonna do about it?

The Justice (sic) Department Assistant Attorney General for Legislative Affairs, Peter Kadzik, confirmed in an Aug. 2 letter to both committees they had the perjury investigation request and the department would “take appropriate action as necessary.”

“appropriate action” being filing it in the circular file, after they wipe their asses on it (the “Justice” Dept is out of Constitution brand toilet paper).

Jebus, is anybody besides Foxnews really buying into all the hearings and perjury deals and the other shit they’re doing?

Recall the Congressional GOP are ‘impeaching’ Koskinen!!!!!

From May.

The House Judiciary Committee is trying to conclude the case against IRS chief John Koskinen, seven months after Rep. Jason Chaffetz, Utah Republican, filed a resolution seeking his impeachment.

Impeachment Theater!!!!!!!!!!

Jebus, is the GOP fighting anybody but me and Donald Trump?

 

Oh, and some new truth from the first article, We’ve always been at war…I mean

 “In his testimony today, Comey has reconciled most every apparent contradiction between his remarks Tuesday and Clinton’s public statements,” Clinton spokesman Brian Fallon said on Twitter.

Adjust your memory accordingly.

 

 

Since I mentioned Caballero, you might remember a month and a half ago I mentioned that I had found a new mechanic to put my Caballero together and he said 3 1/2 weeks.

Well, I talked to him after 4 weeks and he said he was almost done and would work on it over the weekend (almost word for word what the previous asshole had said).

Then, he apparently didn’t do any work on it for 2 weeks, he wouldn’t return my calls and there was never anybody at his shop. When he finally called me, it was to tell me that he wasn’t sure when he’d be able to work on the car but he seemed to imply weeks and I was being unreasonable expecting him to actually do what he promised.

He also said all he had to do was connect the transmission and the headers and if I wasn’t happy with him I could pick my car up.

Sigh, I took it to another mechanic who looked at it and told me that all the shit on top  was screwed up, the pulleys didn’t match up so the belts wouldn’t go on, the intake manifold was screwed up (it shouldn’t have been touched), and other stuff. In other words, shit that had been done was wrong, like mounting the power steering pump and a/c, and has to be redone and stuff that was done by the manufacturer so they could run it (like the carb/manifold) was undone.

At this rate, the car will be down to the frame by 2017.

I’ve worked with this guy before so I should have brought it to him to start, but the people I used (Used me) were supposed to be experienced engine installation types according to people I know. The last guy supposedly did it for race cars “all the time”.

So….maybe two more weeks. A car that could have/should have been done by 6/15 will hopefully be done by September. The car I bought so I could let my Mustang sit for the summer.

Uckfay.

Wow

Posted: August 9, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Op/Sped, PEBKAC, run with media

Trump must be doing pretty well, they’re pulling this out too early in my opinion. People are going to be pretty damn tired of the pace of freaking out they’re doing right now.

So as we’re still talking about Hillary!’s felonious handling of classified material, and noticing that she was talking about an Iranian guy in unsecured emails around when he was executed, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party is bringing out 50 GOP SECURITY OFFICIALS!!!!! to say

calling him an unqualified choice who would put the nation at risk.

“None of us will vote for Donald Trump,” the officials wrote. “Most fundamentally, Mr. Trump lacks the character, values, and experience to be President.”

 

 

That’s lets The NYTIMESWASHPOSTCNNABCCBSNBCetc. counter the stuff about Hillary!.

I hadn’t seen this, so I’m gonna assume not many people are covering it, but Trump’s response is actually pretty darn awesome.

The names on this letter are the ones the American people should look to for answers on why the world is a mess, and we thank them for coming forward so everyone in the country knows who deserves the blame for making the world such a dangerous place,” he wrote.

Which leads me to what made me write this.

Trump said Second Amendment people could stop Hillary! so Minitrue IS ON THE JOB!!!!!!

CNN was where I saw them talking about it so I’m using their agitprop.

Donald Trump set off a fierce new controversy

Translation: We’re trying to push this controversy.

with remarks about the right to bear arms that were interpreted by many as a threat of violence against Hillary Clinton.

 

We all know he was talking about in the voting booth, but Minitrue is out for blood and going fucking insane. I thought the W Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld drove them nuts, but they are foaming at the mouth.

Case in point

The former head of the CIA, retired Gen. Michael Hayden, …If someone else had said that said outside the hall, he’d be in the back of a police wagon now with the Secret Service questioning him.”

Actually, I believe him, but that has nothing to do with the statement and much more to say about the destruction of the rule of law in America. Unambiguous threats against Bush were A-OK, but this bullshit would get me or you in big trouble.

This sums up one of the worst parts about the 21st century

Hayden added: “You’re not just responsible for what you say. You are responsible for what people hear.”

Because too many people believe that. You know, only when it’s pushed against enemies of Minitrue.

The Beatles were not responsible for Charles Manson and video games are not responsible for violence but this obvious comment about people voting is beyond the pale, right former head of the CIA, retired Gen. Michael Hayden?

Love this

That was more than a speed bump. That is actually a very arresting comment. It suggests either a very bad taste with reference to political assassination and an attempt at humor or an incredible insensitivity

 

Ummmmm, no. It was a comment on people voting, however, it does give ideologues like him the opportunity to foam at the mouth and isn’t that what really matters?

No.

Unexpected!

Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Connecticut, who supports increased gun control measures, tweeted: “Don’t treat this as a political misstep. It’s an assassination threat, seriously upping the possibility of a national tragedy & crisis.”

Wait, you mean a man sho’s willing to dance in the blood of children before it’s dried to advance his agenda was ready to give you a nice juicy quote when you called him and told him about this opportunity Xer Journalist?

Color me utterly unsurprised.

 

They give Pence and the NRA a chance to rebut the first few attacks, then they go right back to anti-Trump and Hillary! supporters for some more quotes.

Fauxcahontas was happy to tweet in

 

makes death threats because he’s a pathetic coward who can’t handle the fact that he’s losing to a girl,” she said.

Hillary! has a vagina you know. I’d really rather not think about it or whether it’s slo…..I can’t finish that. (Shudder)

Move-on is all about helping Teh GOP

 called on every Republican up and down the ballot to repudiate Trump over his remark.

I would laugh at that more if I didn’t believe that John McCain and Lyndsey Graham would listen.
little lord graham

 

One more thing about Trump and why I’ve started to root for him.

I don’t know what the hell he’s going to do, but he does describe reality when he speaks, I don’t have to change the channel because I’m furious at the blatant lies the ‘journalist’ lets pols spew.

Case in point,

Trump has repeatedly suggested that Clinton will “abolish” the Second Amendment.
The former secretary of state has never called for the abolition of gun rights, but has called for additional gun regulations and safety checks to reduce the number of deadly gun shootings in the US.

 

Trump is accurately noticing reality while Minitrue is trying to obfuscate it (one of their jobs).

Hillary! will try to abolish the Second Amendment or at least restrict it as much as possible, like huge ammo taxes and letting law suits against go against gun manufacturers for people committing crimes, shit like that. With the chance of a few Supreme Court justices, we would be boned.

Accurately recognizing problems is the first step in solving them. We need to reduce regulations and the reach of bureaucrats because we’re being strangled at every step.

He was in business and hopefully realizes that most people can’t buy politicians to get stuff done.