Start With Wizards End With Faeries!

Posted: September 22, 2016 by veeshir in Random Crap

I just realized there’s football on tonight. Formerly called, “American Football”, now called “Anti-American Football”.

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Since I’m a giving type, I’ll give you something to watch instead of AAF or one of our cities destroying itself.

First you can watch some weird pics as you listen to Sabbath’s best song, The Wizard. Despite the wizardish pics, the Wizard was a heroin dealer. Smack was what made 70s music so good.

I dig Sabbath. They’re like 80s heavy metal except good.

 

I used to live near Rosendale, NY and went there for their festivals in the 70s . There was a fixture at all festivals in Rosendale. The one, the only, Tiny Tim! Hell, he was known to show up at weddings and random parties held there. My sister was at a wedding when he showed up and started playing, they all thought it was weird but hey, it was Tiny Tim!

 

There used to be a bar in Rosendale, I can’t remember the name, but I saw Twisted Sister there a bunch of times, back when they did Zeppelin and other covers. They were really good until they started doing their own music. Just be grateful I didn’t post one of their songs.

The reason I can’t remember the bar’s name is because they used to have “nickel night”. Bar drinks cost a nickel from 7 until the band opened at 10 (last call is 4am). There was a bust a night in the parking lot. At least one. When they sold it, it became a pharmacy so not much difference except no alcohol.

 

For a decent use of the ukelele not involving a falsetto or topless hotties in grass skirts, I give you the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain, of all places, playing the theme from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Just pray Hollywood does not butcher that movie in a remake.

You can listen to the Worst Song In The 70s Not Involving Disco!!!!!! while you read about Kung-Fu nuns bicycling across the Himalayas to protest/stop slavery and human trafficking.

 

The worst part about that song? It was played approximately every 13.4 minutes on every radio station, including nascent talk radio.

Hey, be grateful I didn’t play “Convoy”.

If you want to baffle your kids, go here and get a nice coffee table as you’re watching their vid.

 

 

I promised you faeries, I’m giving you faeries. Did you know they wear boots?

 

Yeah, I got nothing. I could opine on the destruction of the rule of law, Live! On TV!!!!, whether Hillary! and Obama egging mostly-peaceful protesters being mostly peaceful, Obama admin telling judges to go screw, I could have put a vid of Koskinen telling Congress they’re useless and nobody respects them, but I decided to just go with silliness.

 

I couldn’t find any topless ukelele grass skirt honeys. Sorry.

 

 

I hold here three links and Carnak the Magnificent has stated what’s in them!

Link One!

Mr. Obama told Tulsa Mayor Dewey Bartlett and Charlotte Mayor Jennifer Roberts that “any protests should be conducted in a peaceful manner and that local law enforcement should find ways to calmly and productively engage those protesting,

 

If only the cops had productively engaged the people throwing rocks, shooting people and looting stores!

Link Two!

Hillary Clinton on Wednesday called the recent shooting deaths of black men at the hands of police in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and Charlotte, North Carolina, “unbearable” and said the nation can and must do better.

Speaking at a campaign rally in Orlando, Florida, the former first lady and Democratic presidential nominee avoided discussing details of both cases but said the nation should not tolerate such tragedies.

 

Yes, the police need to just leave violent, wanted people with guns alone if they’re black! Just back off man.

If they’re going to perform their law enforcement/peace-keeping jobs, they need to keep it to the white community, especially in racist places like Tulsa and Charlotte!

And these self-loathing black officers really need to understand their racist tendencies. As for those other racist pits of oppression, that’s totally not the fault of the Democratic government that’s ruled them for decades!

Link Three!

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump lamented a “lack of spirit” between whites and blacks…

“It’s very sad when you look at what’s going on. It’s very sad. It’s very divided, our country, and it’s getting worse,”…

“You look at what went on last night in Charlotte, a great place, and you just see it,” he said. “There’s a lack of spirit. There’s a lack of something. Something’s going on that’s bad, and what’s going on between police and others is getting worse.”

 

Nice lack of laying blame.

So the current POTUS is useless, but that’s better than his usual divisiveness. I’m not impressed, but at least not utterly disgusted.

The Dem hopeful has taken up the divisiveness from Obama. Does she think this is the way to get black voters back on the plantation? Yes, yes she does. But then, she has a lower opinion of the black community than she does of me.

The WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD NOT NAMED TEBOW OR PALIN, looks at reality and states what is happening in a manner not divisive or useless.

This totally reinforces that the our self-proclaimed “Elite” are more righter than usual!!!!!!

Above The Post Question!!!!

What’s Obama going to say tomorrow? He’s going to have the whole night to figure it out, but since he’s an idiot, you know it’ll be stupid.

Other than that, I cannot predict what he’ll say.

Surely he’s not stupid enough to stick up for the rioters?

Is he stupid enough to ask, “Do the police have the sense to acknowledge they caused this reaction?” or something along those lines?

He should have said something calming today, but he didn’t. We all knew we were going to see this tonight, but he didn’t say a thing.

Tomorrow is going to be interesting and oh so stupid.

 

Obama inspired  rioting in Charlotte.

At least one person has been shot during the second night of protests in Charlotte after a fatal officer-involved shooting Tuesday.

WSOC reported at 8:40 p.m. that a security expert confirmed at least one person was shot and medical personnel are on the scene.

 

Imagine if Trump were POTUS! We might have our cities rioting and being blown up!!!!!

 

I do look forward to how our “Elite” connect this to Trump.

Funniest thing I’ve heard this evening on CNN

I do wish people would wait for the facts before jumping to conclusions!

 

In other words, don’t act like Obama.

But Trump is the WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO AMERICA EVER!!!!!!!! EVER!!!!

 

I love seeing these articles, they never fail to make me laugh.  Via the Puppy Blender.

Sometime around the end of summer, it dawned upon most Democrats, and the elite of both parties, that they — okay, we — inhabit a different political universe than does the rest of the country. (emphasis me V)

They’re ELITE!!!!!! And when they act like idiots? That’s cuz we’re idiots and we just can’t understand their brill-yence!!!

In our world, Donald Trump is a surreal authoritarian buffoon whose presidency is too nightmarish to contemplate,

Yeah about that. I’d go with “surreal” and “buffoon” and “too nightmarish to contemplate”, but “authoritarian”?

Isn’t that whole raisin dee etray (derp!) of leftists? Isn’t that why they love Obama? Because he reigns with a pen and a phone?

Isn’t that what they want from Hillary!

Hillary Clinton is deeply familiar, liked by some, loathed by many, and caught in a vortex of mutual paranoia with the news media that leads her into errors of secrecy.

Leads her into errors of secrecy? Hahahhaahhahahahahaah.

No, she’s a corrupt, dishonest hater-of-everybody not a leftist. Her whole campaign is based on hiding who and what she is. Aided and abetted by a media totally uninterested in looking into her corruption.

Nay, they are not only uninterested, they’re antipathetic (and pathetic) to anybody with the temerity to suggest she might be corrupt and dishonest.

They’re still pretending she had non-contagious, made-up, pneumonia. Geez.

But her flaws, as the conservative but Clinton-endorsing pundit P. J. O’Rourke put it, lie “within normal parameters,”

I used to respect O’Rourke, but that’s idiotic. The “normal parameters” are all about how America is the font of all evil and where terrorism is something we just have to accept. You know, the ‘New Normal’!

Citigroup recently warned that investors are underappreciating the significant risk to the economy of a Trump victory.

Or at least Citigroup’s economic forecast. They’ve spent a lot of money buying the various politicians of both parties, that’s a significant investment they’re looking at losing.

In Washington, it is an open secret that many, probably most, leading Republican officials consider Trump dangerously unqualified.

Hahahaha. Open Secret? You mean like with PJ O’Rourke and the rest of the GOP Elite!!!!! who can’t shut up about how much they don’t like Trump and won’t be voting for him?

Yeah, that open secret. Tool.

Let’s end on this.

recent McKay Coppins story in BuzzFeed quotes a series of Republican operatives anonymously confessing their preference for Clinton. “It’s terrifying. He’s not qualified … and it’s a massive problem,” said one. “It would be terrible for America, and for the world,” warned another.

Okay first, Buzzfeed? Har-dee-har-har-har.

As for the “terrible for America and for the world”, have any of you “elitist” idiots been watching America and the world for the last almost 8 years?

We’ve been in a “recovery summer” for that long without any recoverying and as for the world, you mean Trump might foment war across the middle east, eastern Europe and Asia while tacitly encouraging the socialists in Venezuela destroy that country all while giving money and aid to Iran in their quest for nukes?

If Trump is elected, and the Norks nuke South Korea and Japan, the Iranians nuke Saudi Arabia, China attacks anybody who enters the South and the East China Seas and Russia finishes their conquest of Ukraine in December, it’ll be all Trump’s fault.

Chait probably still believes the words of that prophetic poet-bard, Sting!

Mr. Reagan says we will protect you
I don’t subscribe to this point of view

Yeah, how’d that work out for you? I bet Chait still listens to that song and thinks, “How profound and true those words have proven!”‘

Of course now we are against enemies who not only do not care about their children, whether in the Middle East or Asia, but are fully into sending them out to die.

I’d say “RTWT”, but it’s so stupid only an elitist could believe it.

Related, a great essay from one of the greatest philosophers on the ‘tubes. FrnakJ!

The Alpha liberals are the smaller faction of liberals who create the new and idiotic ideas for other liberals to follow…

Most people stop at formal operational thought, but there is a lesser known fifth stage(3) that some reach and become trapped in called postoperational thought. This is when one’s mind becomes so overtaken by navel gazing and hypotheticals completely divorced from experience that his or her mental acuity now operates barely above the senorimotor stage. … let’s say there is a tree lying in one’s path. If it were a simple creature approaching the tree, such as a dog, it would walk around the tree, not knowing of any other option. But, a very intelligent person in the postoperational thought stage could, using his vast intelligence, explain away the existence of the tree and walk right into it. A great intellect is required to be that dumb.

Read that whole thing. It explains Chait better than I ever could. Except I’d argue against “great intellect”.

It’s more of a “I think totally stupid things but I graduated from an elite university so the hoi polloi wouldn’t understand!” thing.

 

Not really related, but I thought this juxtaposition would be funny.  And endy, but you don’t get the funny without the endy.

A Tale Of Two Books!

Charlotte Police say guy they shot had a gun not a book.

In NY and NJ, the “Justice” Dept. is ignoring that the terrorist asshole had a book.

Federal complaint against bombing suspect omits journal’s ISIS references

They have to ignore the ISIS part and the traveling to terror hotspots so our fine media betters can keep the “Homegrown terrorist!” angle.

You know, where an immigrant likes the terrorist-types from whence he came and perform acts of terror inspired by them but somehow, it’s my fault.

 

 

 

I’m not a conspiracy guy, when someone starts with conspiracy theories my eye glazes over and I start thinking about doughnuts or steak.

mmmmmmmm doughnuts or steak….

But check this out. First, the conspiracy theory dude.

 

It’s short, but oh so conspiracitical so I went to check the original. I’d watch this one with the sound turned off, unless you like listening to smug liars I guess. You only really need to watch the first minute or so to see the deal with cell phone cameras so the only lie is visual apparently. But Clintons gonna lie.

 

 

Look at those phones, not a one is showing what we can see is in front of them.

Why aren’t Hillary! and the flags in any of those shots?

We know it’s possible to video the Golden Cow

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

As for the waving at the end that he’s excited about, I’d say she’s waving at people to the left of the flag that you can see as she walks off, YMMV, but the bit with the phones is really weird.

 

I went looking to see if I could find another rally where she was wearing the same outfit maybe with the color changed (it’s hard, she always wears those ugly yet enormously expensive things) that they used so they could pretend she actually had a rally instead of sleeping in her coffin when I found another video showing the same deal by a guy with a different name and I don’t think he sounds the same.

 

 

The cell-phone cameras are not recording what’s in front of them. WTF? No really, WTFinF?

 

There are two options the way I see it, it’s the Chutzpahest thing that Hillary! has ever done, knowing that her minitrue toadies won’t notice. Either because she couldn’t make it to a rally or some Clinton operation to try to tar her opponents as conspiracy theorists ala “Oh, so you probably think she helped Arkansas state police kill Bill’s hookers?” (I have to admit, I’m beginning to wonder if they actually did kill some of the women he raped) or…..

 

Or….. what if she is a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! and she made VAMPIRE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!! and so THEY CAN’T BE PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!!! without applying make-up and a wig and other what-nots.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

Hillaryously hillaryous and oh so endy.

 

Via Larwyn’s Linx at Doug Ross.

Who you gonna believe?

Russia or your lying eyes?

In Syria, during the cease-fire where firing never actually ceased, the UN finally sent in their convoy to aid rebels under siege by the Syrians. What happened?

The aid convoy was hit Monday night in the area of Urum al-Kubra, west of Aleppo, prompting the United Nations to halt its aid operations in Syria.

Yeah, about what you’d expect. So was it Syria or Russia doing the blowing up?

Russia denies it was responsible and says that terrorists carried out the attack.

Yeah, about that.

“All of our information indicates clearly that this was an airstrike. That means there only could have been two entities responsible,” Deputy National Security Adviser Ben Rhodes said Tuesday night, naming Moscow and the Syrian regime.

Although it’s sorta funny that I believe the Obama admin and the UN, but it is against the Syrians and Russians.

In another area of Russia’s warmongering, the Ukrainians are refusing to believe their lying eyes.

 

Ukraine’s Verkhovna Rada has passed a resolution to outlaw recent elections to the Russian State Duma, (legislature in Crimea V)

Okay, so far so good. Letting the Russians know what they think of them. But then….

The Rada stresses that Russia illegitimately opened polling stations during the State Duma elections in the temporarily occupied territory of the Ukrainian Autonomous Republic of Crimea

Temporary? I guess. In the sense that Germany had temporary control of France in the 40s. Unfortunately, Patton ain’t around these days.

 

The funniest part of this bit about the terrorist in Minnesota is that I’m pretty sure this is supposed to comfort me.

…Adan was more into sports than religion, describing him as “the most assimilated kid in the neighborhood.”

“He was an A student. He was a tutor. He was employed,”…

…Adan’s parents and was told Adan went to the mall to pick up an iPhone. Yusuf said Adan seemed happy when he left the home, and that was the last time his parents saw him.

Somehow that does not give me the warm and fuzzies.

Oh, and this is darn funny.

If the stabbings are ultimately deemed a terrorist act, it would be the first carried out by a Somali on US soil.

Well, if the Obama admin and the “Justice” Dept declare it “not terrorism”, well, that’s enough for my. I never believed my lying eye anyway.

 

Disrespectful Float Disrespects President!!!!!!

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Oh wait, not that one. That one was perfectly okay.

A picture of the float was submitted to NewsChannel 10 by a viewer. In the photo, a man wearing a President Obama mask is shown waving to the crowd as the float passes by.

The Obama look-a-like is also barricaded inside a makeshift prison alongside a faux Hillary Clinton.

Well that’s different. How dare they put the God-President and the Golden Cow in prison where they totally don’t belong!!!!!

 

The Clinton Foundation isn’t a pay-for-play money-laundering service, it Saves Lives!!!!!!!

You want to debate foundations and charities? One candidate’s family foundation has saved countless lives around the world

 

How could anybody deny that?

The Clinton Foundation was flagged by the Charity Navigator watchdog last year, which placed the Clintons’ charity on a “watch list” because of its “atypical business model.

I guess ‘atypical’ is a euphemism for “money-laundering scam. But they do give money to charity!!!!!! It saves lives!!!!!!!

The CHAI program to help AIDS victims is considered one of the Clinton Foundation’s most important contributions and is probably its best known initiative….

Former President Bill Clinton and his Clinton Health Access Initiative (CHAI) distributed “watered-down” HIV/AIDs drugs to patients in sub-Saharan Africa, and “likely increased” the risks of morbidity and mortality, according to a draft congressional report obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The most troubling revelations concern the Clinton Foundation’s vigorous promotion of Ranbaxy despite mounting evidence the Indian firm had persistently poor quality control and attempted to cover it up through either faulty or fraudulent reporting to the FDA.

It is unclear at this juncture how many AIDS patients received the “watered-down” drugs.

 

So who you gonna believe? Obama and the Clintons or your lying eyes?

 

A mea wronga. I figured CNN would be all over the Tulsa shooting, but they haven’t. Charlotte is blowing up, but I haven’t noticed CNN egging it on.

A black police officer shot an armed black man at an apartment complex Tuesday, authorities said, prompting angry street protests late into the night.

They closed down interstate 85, looting trucks there

 

Not really funny, but it is

 

It was actually, “Guns Up Don’t Shoot” but they aren’t believing their lying eyes.

 

They’re attacking news crews, which I have to admit I find very karmic..

 

An Update: The Tulsa shooting is look a little different as we hear more about the guy.

There were warrants (plural) for his arrest and he had a long record, including being convicted of resisting arrest and charged with attacking cops and a few gun crimes.

The cops also say they found PCP in his vehicle. That’s another drug like meth that makes the people taking it freaking crazy, except with meth, they’ve usually been partying for a long time before they get crazy so they’re too weak to be all that scary.

 

For some values of “American”…. and “values”.

 

Apartheid Tourism! Instead of going to South Africa where the ruling tribe was white, they go to Cuba where the ruling tribe is a murderous, commie dictatorship.

It’s not just the flood of Americans itching to see Cuba “before it changes” that is causing a spike in tourist numbers.

Canadians and Europeans are flocking to the island slave plantation in greater numbers due to the absence of Islamist terrorists in the Castro Kingdom.

In other words, fear of Islamic terrorism in other tourist destinations is enriching King Raul and his cronies.

That’s sorta funny, murderous Islamic terrorists, who cannot be named, are causing tourism to stop going to France and Egypt and head to a murderous, commie, hellhole.

Helpfully illustrated.

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Look how happy them darkies are, smiling and singing in the fields in the hotel.

 

Let’s look at another example of making sure Americans stop being so racist and intolerant!

I wonder if that woman would be so ‘tolerant’ if someone took a broken piece of glass to her hoo-ha.

 

Let’s interrupt our post for this surprising stating of the blatantly obvious!

Bill Clinton admitted Monday that some Clinton Foundation donors might have given money to the charity in the hopes of getting official favors.

Where he says, “some”, read ‘all’.

Bill Clinton is actually cracking me up. As First Dude he would be very damn entertaining as he really doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Okay, this one is awesome. It’s about GOP establishment pricks, as exemplified by Bushes, voting for Hillary! but that’t not what’s awesome.

What’s awesome is that it’s about a Bush telling a Kennedy he was voting for a Clinton.

Three political dynasties coming together is exactly what America is all about!

 

The NY Post, along with the best headline writers in the country, are doing the journalism Minitrue, and much of Foxnews (Hey Shep!), is refusing to do.

Here they are noticing the utter dishonesty of our…Obama’s gov’t.

The Federal Reserve had better be careful if it uses the large jump in household income reported last week by the Census Bureau as the deciding factor in whether or not to raise interest rates.

Those Census figures — like a lot of other numbers that come from that government agency — are BS. A joke, at best. Fraud, at worst.

So why are they saying that?

Income increased as much as it did only because Census two years ago altered the way the figure is calculated, including a massive change in how much “income” households derived from making withdrawals from their own retirement accounts. The change boosted estimates.

Eating your seed corn is now classified as “income”.

 

Not really related, but let’s watch a bucket of scorpions play together!

Over the last several weeks, a number of reports have come out of Syria predicting an imminent merger between Jabhat Fatah al-Sham, the rebranded former Al-Qaeda affiliate Jabhat al-Nusra, and other powerful rebel groups….

Rebel groups have been trying for years to overcome their differences and form a united front against the regime of Bashar al-Assad. Most of these attempts adopted a graduate integration strategy, as was the case with the Islamic Front and the Levant Front. Other smaller rebel bands have opted to be absorbed into more powerful groups, such as when Suqour al-Sham members joined Ahrar al-Sham. Jabhat al-Nusra had pursued a similar strategy, hoping to entice Ahrar al-Sham and other groups within Jaysh al-Fatah, an alliance of Islamist militant groups, into a merger. However, Nusra’s constant refusal to split with Al-Qaeda hindered such attempts

 

So what makes a rebel “moderate”?

The rebranded Jabhat Fatah al-Sham’s decision to publicly sever ties with Al-Qaeda in August and better integrate within Syrian rebel groups gave new impetus to such merger efforts

That’s the coalition of ‘moderate rebels’.

 

“Autocorrect” for the win!

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We should totally replace the Richter Scale.

Helpfully illustrated

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