Hansel And The Gingerbread House

Posted: October 16, 2016 by veeshir in Notes on the Revolution

In the WSJ we see this.

In his Mr. Nauseating video of last weekend, Mr. Trump showed us that he had all the class and cool of a misbegotten 12-year-old boy.


Poor Hansel, he’s fighting the witch and the witch’s media arm and he doesn’t even have Gretel to help him.

Mrs. Clinton has nothing on Mr. Trump when it comes to character. She lies (“Wipe? Like with a cloth?”—cute and charming Mrs. C.) the way basketball stars shoot baskets—constantly, nonstop, because it’s the one thing she is best at and (naturally) it gives her pleasure to hear herself lie—swish!—right onto the evening news. And her specialist talent of all is the verbal kick in the groin of a Secret Service man or state trooper who has the nerve to talk to her as if she were merely human. She is no mere rock star; she is Hillary the Queen. She is so big, and you are so small, she can barely even see you from up there. What are you? A macromolecule?

With this as one of the best descriptions as to why we have Trump.

Mr. Trump’s candidacy is a message from the voters. He is the empty gin bottle they have chosen to toss through the window.

And it’s Valu-rite gin.

That’s what pisses our betters off the most. If only we had enough class to drink Bombay or Tanqueray.

RTWT. If it’s up behind a pay wall, do a search for “Trump and the Emasculated Voter” and it’ll pop up.


So the Dept. of “Justice” refuses to go after any criminals with that all important (D) after their names, but they do go after everybody who opposes our God President.

Federal prosecutors said Tuesday they will pursue a criminal-contempt charge against Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for defying orders to halt the immigration-enforcement operations that made him a national lightning rod.

First, a “lightning rod”, yeah. Because he does what he’s elected to do but our social, moral, political and intellectual betters have decided that that they know better. AZ Central is a mini-minitrue outlet. Which made it funnier that other minitrue outlets pretended it was YUGE!!!!! that they endorced Hillary!. You know, like every other newspaper in America.

So how normal is what the feds are doing?

The move has few precedents in U.S. history, as prosecutors endorsed a federal judge’s findings that the lawman intentionally violated the judge’s orders.

The New Normal where the federal gov’t is used to stomp on anybody who tries to enforce laws the feds have decided not to enforce.

And of course, the feds followed the rules as we expect them to.

Announcement of the charge, which came minutes into the start of the criminal-contempt proceedings, surprised even those closest to the lawsuit.

“Usually a set status conference is a meeting between the court and council to discuss legal issues,” said Mel McDonald, Arpaio’s defense attorney. “We had no clue that they were going to come here today and make the announcements that they made.”

In other words, the only rules they follow are those that screw us.

So why are the feds doing this?

The sheriff blasted the move as politically motivated, coming on the eve of the start of early voting for the Nov. 8 election, in which he is running for his seventh term…

Business as usual, in other words. The feds trying to influence an election where someone they don’t like is going to be re-elected.

What’s the end game for the feds?

If convicted, Arpaio could spend up to six months in jail…

“I am not going to surrender. I am going to fight this all the way.


I don’t think he’ll be fighting alone if the feds send their SWAT teams after him.

That could easily become very fucking ugly very quickly.

I voted GOP locally just to have people who might have the balls to stop the feds from going after their political enemies. It’s not a good outcome, but, like Trump, it’s a billion times better than the alternative.

That small part of my mind that I’ve thought was too paranoid that’s expecting Obama to do something if Trump wins, is very scared right now.

C’mon asteroid.


My cuttin’ and pastin’ was all over the place on that, those quotes are not in the order of the article. I’ve grouped them to make my point. 

Notes On The Revolution

Posted: October 15, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Notes on the Revolution

Important, Above the Post, How’s That Trump-Hate Working Out For You Megyn? Update!!!!!!!!

(I moved the ratings showing Megyn losing out to Rachel Maddow below the fold cuz it was screwing up the site on my phone but not my computer. Weird)


Now, back to me hating on our Minitrue Betters.

Boston Globe (NY Times’ minime) says

They believe what Trump has told them over and over, that this election is rigged

Yeah, see, we’ve been thinking that before Trump said it. It’s been becoming more and more obvious over the last few elections. I mean, in the GOP we always seem to have to nominate whoever our fine betters have decided is “Next”. In the Dems, the whole freaking thing is blatantly set up so the establishment pricks get to choose (Superdelegates to the rescue!!!!).

I’ll give you idiots a hint, Bernie’s Bros think elections are rigged too. Of course, you can’t cover that because it might hurt your chosen candidate.

The reason Trump is popular is because he’s the only one saying what we believe. Contrary to our fine, ignorant, elitists’ belief, we do not just follow our betters. That’s what lefties do. That’s why they’re lefties. They become smarter just by believing what ‘smart’ people believe. That’s why we have global worming.


Analysis: Ignorant:


ANALYSIS: TRUE: In Her Criticism of Trump, Hillary Forgets Her Own Past as a Slut-Shamer.

And as Jonah Goldberg adds in his latest G-File, “I honestly can’t get my head around the fact that Hillary Clinton’s closing ‘argument’ in this election is sexual harassment. Bill Clinton’s lifelong enabler has managed to turn this topic into a deadly weapon against a Republican nominee. This is like Godzilla turning public safety into a winning issue in the Tokyo mayoral race.”

Yeah see, Ed and Jonah, what’s happening is not that Hillary! is forgetting her past, her peeps in The NYTimesWashPostCNNFOXNEWSABCNBCCBSetc. are the ones who are ‘forgetting’ it.


So how are Teh Peepul taking it? Glad I asked (I got this idea from Info Wars, but I don’t like linking there. I just don’t like them)


Huh. Why it’s almost as if the electorate, outside our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters, are more interested in issues than watching Dems go after Trump for something that’s, “Just About Sex!!!!!!”.

The slimy assholes in The NYTimesWashPostCNNFOXNEWSCBSABCNBCetc. seem to think that nobody remembers anything they don’t want us to remember.

Of course, they have reason to think that, but what they don’t realize is that the people they’re right about are lefties and when people aren’t paying attention.

This election, too many people are paying attention for that shit to work.

That’s why we have Trump.

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And copies of Sun Tzu and Clausewitz. Or at least a fucking thesaurus.

The Obama admin is telling us about their “covert” strikes.

The Obama administration is contemplating an unprecedented cyber covert action against Russia

The sources did not elaborate on the exact measures the CIA was considering, but said the agency had already begun opening cyber doors, selecting targets and making other preparations for an operation. Former intelligence officers told NBC News that the agency had gathered reams of documents that could expose unsavory tactics by Russian President Vladimir Putin.


Covert. They told their Pravda about their “covert” strike.

I’ll give them a hint, covert ≠ advertised. You usually keep that stuff secret.

Jebus. As the whole world is getting ready to blow up, Obama is telling everybody about all his secret plans to counter it.

He’s telling ISIS when and where he’s attacking and now he’s telling Russia.

Obama is like all those smart presidents you see in movies…. except not smart.



I’m pretty sure I know where Hillary! found her campaign team.

Newly leaked emails reveal that Hillary Clinton had to be told when to smile while she was speaking.


She got them from Mr. Burns after his failed bid for governor.



Why are my teeth showing like that?

Because you’re smiling!

Ah excellent! Yes, this is exactly the type of trickery I’m paying you for!

Of course, her muckrakers, character assassins and mudslingers all work for the NYTimesWashPostCNNFOXNEWSABCNBCCBSetc.

Hillary!, of course, won’t make the mistake of eating dinner at Joe Sixpack’s house. Hell, she’s already gone into hiding, she won’t even spend time with her suckophants in Minitrue.

I always wondered who it was choking at the beginning of that song, now I know. It was the Nationals. That song must have been recorded in October.

Smoke if you got em.

Hmmmmm, now what could have caused this?

Nearly 600 of New York’s Finest nearing retirement age have RSVP’d for a pension seminar next week — four times the number who normally sign up by this point,…

the record number of reservations points to a looming exodus of veteran officers….

Meanwhile, 89 percent of cops polled said they would quit the NYPD if they were offered a higher-paying job in law enforcement, while 86 percent said they would not recommend the job to family members.


Eh, what difference does it make? They can’t do their jobs anyway so why do we need to pay them to be on the street? The Dem gov’t of NYC needs that money to pay off their supporters, and themselves of course.

I’m telling you, Chinatown and Little Italy are going to be the only safe places in Manhattan. Plan your trips accordingly.

Speaking of which, Chicago. Rahm is making noises about hiring more cops, how will he pay for it since, like most Dem run areas, they’re spending too much paying off their supporters? No OT for cops.

Mayor Rahm Emanuel plans to reduce police overtime by $40 million next year as he begins to deliver on his formidable promise to hire 970 additional police officers without raising sales, property or gasoline taxes.


Notice that nowhere is the idea of cutting spending elsewhere. Also notice that they’re short of cops so they’re going to make it so many cops cannot work (If it’s OT).

So why is Rahm, a Democrat, against raising taxes? Cook Country beat him to it!

Calling it a “difficult but necessary choice,” Cook County Board President Toni Preckwinkle on Thursday proposed a “moderate” tax on sweetened soft drinks as part of her $4.4 billion 2017 county operating budget.

 Preckwinkle said the one-penny-per-ounce tax

1 penny/ounce. Taking blood from your stones, it’s the Dem way!

It does leave us with a question. Would you rather have your Dem master take your Big Gulp with extra salt away or would you rather have your Dem master charge you an extra 40 cents for it?


At least someone is learning.

Government representatives and security experts in the Baltic states and Poland don’t trust NATO to come to their defense if they are invaded by Russia,


I can understand that. I wouldn’t trust a coterie of EUnuchs, Turkey  and Obama’s America to defend my country against Tsar Putin I either.

I say that because, except for Turkey (Putin’s new BFF), none of them can be assed to protect their own countries, how can they be expected to protect someone else’?

I do like this one.

At the U of Florida, they have 24/7 counselors for students who are scared or OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Halloween costumes.

The University of Florida wants students to know that if they’re offended or scared by Halloween, there’s counselors on hand to walk them through the traumatic experience.


I believe the children are our future. The future is looking very fucked up.


This is hypnotic, it should be a gif.

In Russia, bread crumbs eat pigeons!


I haven’t posted much on the wikileaks email stuff because really, we’ve been talking about that shit for years. The only people surprised by all the “Revelations!!!!!” about Clintons and their istas are our fine “elite” betters and people who get their news from Minitrue.

Podesta, “We’re trying to create an unaware and compliant citizenry!!!!” ummmmm, duh. We’ve been watching it. There’s a reason most of us know what the letters LIV stand for.

Clintons hate Catholics? The deuce you say!

Hillary! might try an executive order to take our guns?  Well, duh.

The Clinton Foundation was a pay for play/ money laundering operation? Dude, it’s the fucking Clintons. Everything they do is pay for play.

The Clintons and the State Dept worked with the Dept of “Justice” in the ‘investigation’ into Clinton felonies? We watched it, Live! On TV!!!!!!


Our Elites!!!!!! are constantly showing why the only thing they’re Elite!!!! at is being willfully ignorant fools.



I will say it’s hilarious that Minitrue is pushing all these decade(s) old accusation that nobody mentioned before.


My personal favorite is Winstette Smith at People who kept it quiet for so long, poor girl suffering in silence for all these years. Too bad she didn’t have some sort of outlet for publishing her bullshit….totally true accusations before. It’s must have been especially frustrating for her since tabloids like People have never discussed Trump much.

An artist’s rendition of if Bill were a baboon.



Now we’ll go with sideburns.

No, we’ll go with SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!


Proving that not everybody in the 70s had porn star facial hair. Although…that was just 1970 so more of a 60s thing. That does make me wish I could grow facial hair.


I’m gonna have to decry the homophobia in this one.


I’m pretty sure he just called Hillary! a dyke.

The “Justice” Dept. has their own version of the Constitution.



It’s not fair confusing this poor girl.



A question.

Which is more disturbing.

This disturbing

or this oh-no

Yeah, I know. That’s ‘below the fold’ stuff. Sorry.


Speaking of Hugh Jass and trouser trout, Rutgers is having a new graffiti crisis! No, not the great Trump Chalkening, but Mr. Dick Butt!


With this utterly hilarious quote

“Rutgers has such a huge name and the University needs to stay up to its name.”

First, is that how Rutgers students speak? “a huge name”? Rutgers is actually a fairly small name for a university. As to “stay up to its name”, how about ‘live up to its name’? That’s so close to intelligent speech it’s scary. You know, if you’re paying tuition of In-state: $31,733 Out-of-state: $47,384 to go there.

Rutgers, of course, is where they  ensmallened their name by telling their students to only speak when “necessary” and where the students protested Condi Rice  while the university paid that Snooki thing, from Jersey Shore, $32K to speak so having them speak like a Jersey Shore-ite should be expected.

I will say that Mr. Dick Butt is ‘necessary’ speech.


Whodathunk that toads could be scarier than creepy clowns.


I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to sleep if that was on top of my house.

We interrupt this post for a Hillary! campaign ad

She’s changed!


I’m going to hell for so many reasons, let’s just add one to the pile.


The best (worst?) part? You’ll never run out of wine with Him on your team.

If Hillary! wins


I’m not sure what that huge, honking pistol in the middle is, but I want one.



Do you know what today is? It’s one of the greatest holy days in the American calendar! National No Bra Day!




Good tit, bad tit, I’m the one with the tongue.


Keeping with the Star Trek theme, let’s end on something that our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters will never understand.

But Shatner gets us!

Sadly, they’ll still vote for her

Posted: October 13, 2016 by aliceaitch in WTF Is Wrong With Colorado