Posts Tagged ‘fuck the left’

I could give two wet farts about Caitlyn/Bruce Jenner.  But I’m amused at how disgusted the other folks in this video are at the suggestion that overly generous social programs can be a disincentive to work.

The fundamental thrust of any libertarian-ish ideology rests on two ideas:

  • That people should be free to pursue their own happiness.
  • To the extent that it can be avoided, nobody else should be compelled to subsidize or participate in another person’s pursuit of happiness.

What individual welfare entitlement programs have to do with being trans or gay or female or black or Martian is beyond my comprehension.  It’s a rather annoying little trick that the Democrats play that if you’re anything other than a WASP then you should clearly be for socialism.  And it’s particularly annoying because Republicans by-and-large let them get away with it.

Hillary just recently said that GOP noise about de-funding Planned Parenthood would “deny access” to women’s health services.  Because everything which is not forbidden is compulsory.

As far as I can tell, nobody on the right said a fucking thing about Hillary’s ridiculous statement.

We’re not even talking about shutting Planned Parenthood down, we’re just talking about the concept that maybe some people don’t want their tax dollars funding a highly politicized criminal syndicate that traffics in baby parts for profit.  If you want to murder babies and sell their organs, do it on your own dime.

But no, that simple, minimalistic argument is beyond the national GOP’s messaging scope.

At some point

Posted: October 4, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Filthy Hippies, Liberal FAIL
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This twat is gonna mouth off to the wrong person and get curbstomped.  I hope someone nearby has a camera when he finally does.

I know this was covered over at the Mothership, but the story about stupid lefties claiming Independence Day is a “Rightwing Holiday” brought some feelings simmering under the surface for a while to the surface. So, please let me address those who wish to claim this holiday is “Rightwing”

Surely this atrocity is in violation of Geneva or Hague…

If inflicting bad music is supposed to make me feel any sympathy, well,

Dear Leftist Douchebag College Students

Posted: April 30, 2011 by Edward von Bear in FAIL, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism

Fuck you. Fuck your inflated self importance with the flaming fuckfist of reality in your hipster face. Fuck you for demanding that people such as me who fucking work for a living pay your way, while you fucking refuse to do anything about it. And fuck you because I can’t fucking stand seeing 19-year-olds who have never had to do anything more daunting than roll out of bed and ask Mom and Dad for an advance on their trust fund for the month demand we do more so that they can continue to play hackey sack and engage in vandalism and sit-ins while other folks their same age are fighting to preserve their douchebaggery.

Fuck you. Grow up. Realize you will have to do your part as well. And quit demanding we do it for you.

This fucking douchemallet,

All I have to say is,

*pours glass of Makers Mark*
*lights cigar*
*scratches balls*
*clears throat*

Fuck the bogus pile of shit I heard so fuckily that it comes to life and fucks back thrice as hard with its shit-encased fuckmuscle until leftists everywhere become impregnated with shitmonster fuckspawns and forced to decide between birthing the beasts or having to go to Kermist Gosnell’s clinic of horrors. Thunderfuck these phony fucking “compromises” the left will never embrace when actual legislation comes before them with the replacement donkeycock used in a Tijuana fuckshow. Fuck throwing more of my fucking money at projects doomed to fail because the fucksweat of socialism will be wafting too nearby to avoid when getting out of the fucking way would spur more innovation. Fuck doing nothing to address the debt that, if left unchecked, will doom us all. Fuck the phony calls to deal with earmarks months after passing an earmark-laden barrelfucking of the American people and calling it “health care”. And fuck it simply because I fucking can do no less than say “fuck no!” to ideas and plans that have not work and will continue to not work.

No, I refuse to stand by quietly as those who have no fucking clue what they are fucking doing continue, despite the electoral humbling of a few months ago, to push us deeper into the tarpit of despair to reside with those other creatures who failed to fix what was ailing them and find a way to extract themselves form the deathgrip of failure and obsolescence. I will not fucking stand by and let those who refuse to even address in a meaningful way the problems facing this country get away with calls for “investment” and “Sputnik moments”, knowing that innovation and discovery was allowed to flourish in the 1950s and 1960s, while it is certain to be mismanaged by some partisan hack bureaucrat. And I sure the fuckity fuck with the fuckmuscle of the flying fuckeagle of exceptionalism and freedom refuse to stay silent as I see the future of this great land and all it represents squandered away in handouts to the fucking losers who refuse to contribute anything of value to move this country forward.

Yes, Mr. President (and you are my President), you mentioned that this is a great nation, where anybody, regardless of their origins, can achieve greatness; but, for how much longer? And to the statists who support this idiotic agenda, consider this: as I walk my daughter to the front doors of her school, and see her walk to her future, it better fucking be as optimistic as the one my father walked me toward when I started school. As I see her sleep the sleep of the hopefully innocent, she better never have to lay her head down at night worrying about the next morning and how bad it’ll be. And as I (hopefully) see her experience all that life has to offer, including some setbacks, she better fucking have the same opportunities to stand at a podium somewhere down the line as others before her had. And I saw nothing to address that tonight. All I saw was more bullshit, more stupidity, more preordained failure, and more of the same fuckery that made our country’s troubles worse. And if those of you who want to push this shit think I am going to accept that, then rhetorically saddlefuck your plans with a hot branding iron.

Tonight only reaffirmed my belief that socialism is the wrong path. Tonight only reaffirmed my belief that opposing the statists through the electoral process is the only way to go. Tonight reaffirmed my belief that anybody who fails to advance this country’s future needs to be permanently retired via the ballot box. And tonight reaffirmed my fucking belief that I must not be quiet. I must not let the future die before it can happen. And I must do what I can through the ballot box to rid those who fail to see things my way from ever being able to do so again.

My fellow Americans, tonight a line was drawn in the sand. On one side are those who wish to expand the stifling failure of the state, while the other side contains those who wish to lift the barriers and allow all of us to flourish. Which fucking side are you on?

Thank you, goodnight, and may God continue to bless this great nation.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Vortexfuck you forever into the fundamental degrees of freedom of M-theory with the radiometry beamline of warpfuck and timebending for exploiting the actions of a sick fuck in the hopes of achieving a political victory. Fuck you for trying to scrub the hate from your own sites. Fuck you for playing the disavowal game with us and demanding we step away from a fuckrimmer who shared nothing with our views. Fuck you for projecting your deathpr0n fantasies upon us. Fuck you for claiming we have blood on our hands for something we fucking did not do. And fuck you until gaseous jizzjuice shoots out of your eyes in solid form for being the predictably fuckheaded fuckfritters we figured you would be over the weekend.

Did you really think we would sit the fuck back and take your shit? Did you really think we would let you steal the narrative and change the actions of a deranged fuckloser into some sort of anti-Obamacare activity without a fight? Did you think we would stay silent and ask for more abuse, just so we would get another invite onto a TV roundtable so that we could stab our former friends and allies in the back? And did you think we would do and say nothing as you went around and smeared us in every medium? Well, zoftigfuck you with the fuckzither of fuckfury for thinking that, for this guy will not stand down and take it from ghouls who wish to exploit death for their aims. And I sure the fuckity fuck foreswear that any attempts to smear my family and me will be swiftly and soundly dealt with, for I will not tolerate your lies and slander.

No, I will not fucking back down in my speech regarding the left. I will not back down in my views. And I will not yield the rhetorical floor to those who would rather see my views and my family destroyed in favor of their dreams. So fuck you, lefties. Fuck your civility. Fuck your lame-ass faux outrage. Fuck your sick glee over the deaths of innocent people. And fuck you because you proved once and for all that you are subhuman fuckwastoids from the fuckshuttle of low orbit freefucking with your actions this weekend.

So fuck you, lefties. I am thorugh dealing with you after this weekend. Go to hell, and get kamikazefucked with a stunt midget’s fuckhelmet for exposing who you really are and booting your fucking asses out in 2013.

As the first day of the 112th Congress begins with its usual assfistedness from the left (warning: Politico link), I walked the battlefield prior to the upcoming commencement of hostilities between those of us who wish for a better future for that which we hold dear and wish for the destruction of that which gets in the way and those who wish to stifle the greatness and beauty that is American Freedom and exceptionalism. I surveyed the landscape and saw a diminished, though still dangerous foe. I perused the horizon and saw those who wish to harm us hobbled by the boot in the ass We the Fucking People delivered to those in our way last November. But I also saw that some opponents still remain and need to be voted out in two years. I saw opponents who need to be relegated to the fuckheap of failure as we return to our business of being free people. And I deduced that those enemies can still be defeated, so long as our side has loyal folks with us who will not stab us in the back. But, regrettably, those enemies and collaborators are still in our midst.

That’s right. We still have too many fucking RINOs in our midst who seem content to fuck us over at the drop of a hat. We still have too many fucking RINOs who are willing to abandon core principles in order to get an invite to a party or a glowing WAPO Style Section article. We still have too many RINOs who are willing to spit in our collective eye and tell us that we are in the wrong for demanding they vote the way we want. We still have too many RINOs who are more willing to work as statist collaborators than as defenders of freedom. We still have too many RINOs who feel entitled to their seats as though they were a sinecure appointment without consequence. We still have too many RINOs who ignored November’s call to action and think that holding your nose and voting for “the lesser evil” will hold sway with us. And we still have too many RINOs who need to be culled, for they are disloyal Quislings who put us in the problem we are in right now for their past actions. And to them, and their supporters, I say:

Are you kidding me? They were hammering this thing for months leading up to the election, now they’re just abandoning it?  Fucking GOP is useless, completely fucking useless.  And why the fuck is Issa abandoning this shit?  And, “Bush did it too” doesn’t fucking cut it, if anything, that warrants a massive expansion of the investigation itself, not a sweeping under the rug.  This is such utter fucking bullshit.  No, I’m not surprised, but I’m fucking pissed.