Posts Tagged ‘fuck you!’

Hazzard Flag

Posted: June 22, 2015 by socklessjoe in Op/Sped, The Little Screen
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Growing up as poor white Yankee trash, my first exposure to the Confederate battle flag was the Dukes of Hazzard.

Of course, as a youngster, I had no idea the significance of the flag, or the appellation “General Lee”. I just saw some dudes -who were clearly the good guys- sticking it to the Powers That Be…


…and driving an impossibly awesome car (-with a horn that played “Dixie” no less).

(Alas, I was also too young to appreciate the tremendous… talent that Catherine Bach brought to the show.)

And it is in this gallantly rebellious spirit that I know many view the Southern Cross. As Ace put it, it often means “fuck you”.


We still need a “fuck you” sign. It’s a shame that the rebel flag carries so much baggage.

I guess there’s Gadsden…

The big guys in this meeting were the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, the National Association of Evangelicals and the Salvation Army.  Jim Wallis, a known lefty evangelical hack, is obviously the point man on this effort.  They brought to him their “Circle of Protection” doctrine (hmmm…sounds very…pagan, NTTAWWT! 😛 ), basically stating that any cuts or changes to federal welfare programs are unacceptable.  So apparently the USCCB, NAE and Salvation Army are opposed to any efforts to reduce bureaucratic and rampant fraudulent waste of funds that could be going to poverty-stricken Americans…seems kinda…I dunno…sinful?

This is yet again one of the reasons I abandoned the Church, Christian charity, at least as guided by the clergy is no longer performing the charity as a church, it’s aiding the federal government in coercing the public to hand that much more money over to the state.

That’s a bridge too far for me, I used to be appalled by the idea of stripping churches of their tax exempt status, but if they want to see the welfare state maintained as it is?  Fine, then they can help pay for it, too.  Democrats?  Here’s your much wanted revenue.

….that’s so adorable.

Seriously? Rahtard, you play less than 100 miles away from Shanksville and you spout fucking Truther bullshit? Grow the fuck up, you ignorant little bitch. And yes stupid, we we did hear bin Laden speak, everyone but window-licking fucktards like you fucking heard.  Guess what, numbnuts?  We motherfucking answered back by having Navy SEALs shoot bin Laden in his stupid fucking face.

And for the record I couldn’t give a flying fuck what God thinks about me celebrating bin Laden’s death, if God didn’t want me celebrating bin Laden getting shot in his stupid fucking face, he had all the opportunities in the world to do something with bin Laden to stop 9/11 from happening…kinda like Clinton (turnabout on your political hackery over the past two days is fair play, libtards…fucking deal with it).

Maybe I’m being unfair, after all, this is shit Rahtard posted on Twitter, his messages may have been mistranslated from the original crayon and paper…

…or not, do America a favor Rahtard, find a straw and a pig carcass, and start sucking till there’s no shit left, then choke yourself.

My training and upbringing taught me to accept an apology when someone slanders and maligns me. My training and upbringing taught me to turn the other cheek when someone slaps me. My upbringing has taught me to be the “better man” and not let words get to me. And my upbringing has taught me to forgive and forget. And normally, I try my best to do follow those words.

But I was at best a poor student in those lessons. And now that the fucknozzle who shouted death threats at some political opponent in Tucson had a companion issue an “apology”, I recalled my training, and issue this response:

One of his first actions as Governor of Rhode Island was to unilaterally ban all state employees from making statements or comments on radio broadcasts.  Chafee’s always been an intellectual featherweight, and is regularly criticized by figures in talk radio, so I’m not surprised by his actions, but still, pretty damned horrific.  Good news is he’s already walking it back, stating it may be a “temporary” order, I’m guessing that means, “I know the state’ll get sued and lose its ass if I actually try and enforce it, but let me take my swipe at Rush Limbaugh first.”  Still damn scary that this clown has been given so much power so often by the people of his state.

Fuck you, Andrew Wakefield. Animalrape you forever up your pock marked ass with an uncircumcised and cialis-infused elephant bonered up with mumblefucking urges and a severely warped case of the hatefucks. Fuck whatever passes for your soul with the anger and desperation of untold numbers of parents who subjected their children to diseases such as measles because they bought into your scam. Fuck you for refusing to admit you were wrong. Fuck you for playing on the emotions of parents of autistic children, implying that they may have been at fault for what happened to their children and causing them to needlessly second-guess themselves and their actions. Fuck you for apparently scheming with an ambulance chasing lawyer. Fuck you for setting back autism research with your actions. And fuck you because I want to see you broken and disemboweled through your goatse with a syphilitic toilet snake for what you have done to science and humanity, and refusing to offer a mea culpa.

Seriously, Andrew Wakefield, in the annals of biological atrocities against mankind, you rank up there with the worst of the worst, because people became sick solely because of you and the shit you pushed. You rank up there in the annals of yellow publications with the forged Protocols of the Elders of Zion because people believed a lie and farce knowingly promulgated by you and the veneer of respectability afforded to a shithead with a degree. You rank in the annals of mass murderers and biological terrorists because diseases once believed to be defeated staged a deadly comeback because of you. And because your actions have led to so much misery, the harvest of sorrow cultivated by the seeds you planted demand that the retaliation from humanity be as swift and fucking vicious as those afforded to pirates and the Nazis.

Andrew Wakefield, the pestilence and misery you helped foment also took a psychological edge that Goebbels and Himmler are in fucking awe of as you were able to spread your lie-backed findings to millions of people in a manner that they would buy into them, fostered along by dimwitted celebrities such as Jenny McCarthy, who bought into your fuckheadedness and spread your lies to millions of people via shows such as Oprah and Larry King. And for that, you should be held accountable in a means worse than financially, especially as it relates to perforated colons in a prison cell. Thankfully, my wife and I refused to buy into your lies, despite pressure from some easily swayed relatives who thought we were poisoning our daughter by getting her vaccinated. Thankfully, we do not have to face a child who needlessly suffered from an irresponsible decision on our part. And, thankfully, we did not have to endure the challenges, emotional roller coaster, and self doubt parents of autistic children faced because of your assfistery. But because you caused people I know and care for doubt that they were doing the best for their children, you deserve nothing but hate and fuckfuckertude from the tailpipe of a roadcruiser riding on the fuckway of fury.

So fuck you, Andrew Wakefield. Fuck you with a rusty puckpipe with a camera rolling so I can hear you scream for the damage you have inflicted upon humanity. Fuck you eternally in the afterlife with a fuckbolt from Gaia tossed by those who you sent to their graves or a reduced life because of your works. And fuck you because I want to see assholes like you getting drowned in a jail cell toilet while being glassraped by a fiend for your criminal activity.

I want to see you, Andrew Wakefield, sent to whatever is beyond Hell for what you have done and created, for being throatfucked by Satan’s fuckwand is too good for you, you mass murdering fuckguzzler.

Fuck you. Fuck you forever with a freedom popsicle created from frozen liquid fuck. Fuck your arrogance. Fuck your cluelessness. Fuck your refusal to listen to the American people, who told you not to go so far, so fast. Fuck your disregard for the Constitution. And fuck you just because I fucking cannot stand anybody who seeks to mortgage our futures for a shitty policy goal and then calls me into question for demanding I hold my elected Congresscritters accountable.

Did not the last 19 months of protests, rallies, marches, speeches, town halls, and debates serve to convince you that working with people who wish to fuck us over would be a groovy idea? Let’s hear from a lesson learned from dickfister Mike Castle:

“The Tea Party movement really is quite a bit different than the old Republican conservative movement, ” Castle said. “They’re more than willing to take out Republicans, call us Republicans in name only, or whatever it may be. It was one thing when you were dealing with Democrats and Republicans. Now you’re dealing with divisions within your own party.”

Yeah. Figures. Fuck you for that, ex-Rep. Castle. Fuck you for trying to scold us for *gasp* demanding we hold Congress accountable. Fuck you for scolding us for having standards. Fuck you for scolding us for demanding that our betters work for us and not their next re-election campaigns. And fuck you because I am fucking sick of hearing from RINOs that cooperation with the left is acceptable.

As I look at my daughter, I see the greatest gift ever given to me. I see the future, knowing I have the ability to shape it. I see the ultimate responsibility, knowing that if I fail her, I fail the future. And I will not go down without a fucking fight. The last fucking thing I want for her is to have her subjugated to the State and its eunuchs. I owe it to her to tell her I stood for fucking something other than the next election. I owe it to her to tell her I stood for her future. I owe it to her to tell her I would rather lose as a freeman than allow a statist to work with those who wish to ruin her future. And fuck you if you disagree with me. So in honor of my daughter and the future, loser brigade, I demand that our elected officials stand for us. I demand you stand for liberty, not enslavement. I demand you stand against the creeping statism. And fuck you for getting upset when we hold you accountable for doing anything less.

Oh well. I am fucking glad fuckheads such as Castle and the others lost. Yeah, I wish we had won a few more Senate seats. I wish our side learned from this election and pick better candidates next time. I hope we realize that certain set within our own party wishes to sabotage Conservatism in defense of their own fuckheadedness and move beyond them. And I hope we learn that anything less than fucking over statism and its enablers is unacceptable.

So fuck you, losers. Fuck you for not seeing how things now are. Fuck your refusal to face the facts. And fuck you for the future’s sake. Get lost, go to hell, and fuck you forever in the name of the future.

Yup. They be back. (Warning: NYT article conveniently posted on Christmas Day).

And the best part?

Under the new policy, outlined in a Medicare regulation, the government will pay doctors who advise patients on options for end-of-life care, which may include advance directives to forgo aggressive life-sustaining treatment.

Congressional supporters of the new policy, though pleased, have kept quiet. They fear provoking another furor like the one in 2009 when Republicans seized on the idea of end-of-life counseling to argue that the Democrats’ bill would allow the government to cut off care for the critically ill.

The final version of the health care legislation, signed into law by President Obama in March, authorized Medicare coverage of yearly physical examinations, or wellness visits. The new rule says Medicare will cover “voluntary advance care planning,” to discuss end-of-life treatment, as part of the annual visit.

Under the rule, doctors can provide information to patients on how to prepare an “advance directive,” stating how aggressively they wish to be treated if they are so sick that they cannot make health care decisions for themselves.

While the new law does not mention advance care planning, the Obama administration has been able to achieve its policy goal through the regulation-writing process, a strategy that could become more prevalent in the next two years as the president deals with a strengthened Republican opposition in Congress.

And this, from an O-bot who helped get this enacted:

“We would ask that you not broadcast this accomplishment out to any of your lists, even if they are ‘supporters’ — e-mails can too easily be forwarded….The e-mail continued: “Thus far, it seems that no press or blogs have discovered it, but we will be keeping a close watch and may be calling on you if we need a rapid, targeted response. The longer this goes unnoticed, the better our chances of keeping it.”

Yeah. Real fucking awesome, you fucking fuckmonkeys. Fuck you for lying and trying to hide your fucking evil plans. Fuck you for trying to go around Congress. Fuck you for trying to go around the American voters who fucking fucked your party so hard in November, Ron Jeremy couldn’t cause a sensation in your collective fucked over fuckgashes at this moment. Fuck you for thinking that you should have the final fucking say over when somebody should die. Fuck you for thinking depriving folks of medicine is fucking awesome. And stratofuck you back into deorbitage with festering spacejunk for trying to ruin every life in this country to satisfy your statist goals.

Oh, and any fucking RINO or squishy moderate who goes anywhere near supporting this shit, or refusing to defund it, needs to be taught an electoral lesson with the pulsing primary pole of party fuckitude so soundly, Bob Bennet will stand back and admire it. And as a person who has seen how medicine can save lives when applied and not restricted, I will personally lead the charge to goatse any career with the fuckrod of flying fuckfury who doesn’t fight it.

So fuck you, Death Panel Ghouls. Fuck your supporters. And fuck anybody who doesn’t try to stop it.

Holy fucking shit! The time, it does fucking fly.