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Posted: November 19, 2010 by Edward von Bear in Edumakashun, FAIL, Fucking Markets, Liberal FAIL
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Holy fucking the goat in the hayloft! I want whatever this jackfuck is taking!

“We do take some solace in the fact that Members and independent political analysts have uniformly said that the DCCC did everything it could to prepare for and wage tough campaigns,” Van Hollen wrote. “Indeed, while it may be small consolation given the magnitude of the losses, a review of the results finds that were it not for the efforts of our candidates and the DCCC, it could have been even worse.”

Wow. Just fucking wow.

Look, I know that somebody in Van Hollen’s shoes must try to put a brave face on things. But “It could have been worse”? What the fuck? Only one of the biggest waves in American history, and “it could have been worse”? Good grief! I seriously fucking hope this idiot is running the 2012 DCCC, for we may get another 25 or seats just by having slabs of bacon run against a group of people hopped up on a fuckdose of rampant stupidity chased down by arrogant fuckheadedness.

Seriously, how the fuck can I respond to something this fucking stupid?

The “American Dream” is a worldwide viral phenomenon – with many more potentially dire consequences than AIDS or Avian Flu. We have exported this thing from one end of the earth to the other – it’s like the gifted puppy that can never be housetrained, it grows up, still, so cute and familiar – your proud of your gift, it craps on the floor and tears down the curtains – it’s [sic] new owners overlook the crap; the dog is so cute – however, you can’t get over the crap and torn curtains when you visit.

Wow. Just wow. What can I add? Well, first, if you talk about puppies, I must include this as a partial response:

*I was going to steal the facehumping dog gif from McGoo’s Place, but I fucked it up.
Anyway, I also have to add the following:


Posted: November 14, 2010 by Edward von Bear in Uncategorized
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I Smell A Tony!

Posted: November 5, 2010 by Edward von Bear in Uncategorized
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Who said musicals couldn’t be awesome?