Posts Tagged ‘fuck you!’

Fuck you. Fuck you forever with a freedom popsicle created from frozen liquid fuck. Fuck your arrogance. Fuck your cluelessness. Fuck your refusal to listen to the American people, who told you not to go so far, so fast. Fuck your disregard for the Constitution. And fuck you just because I fucking cannot stand anybody who seeks to mortgage our futures for a shitty policy goal and then calls me into question for demanding I hold my elected Congresscritters accountable.

Did not the last 19 months of protests, rallies, marches, speeches, town halls, and debates serve to convince you that working with people who wish to fuck us over would be a groovy idea? Let’s hear from a lesson learned from dickfister Mike Castle:

“The Tea Party movement really is quite a bit different than the old Republican conservative movement, ” Castle said. “They’re more than willing to take out Republicans, call us Republicans in name only, or whatever it may be. It was one thing when you were dealing with Democrats and Republicans. Now you’re dealing with divisions within your own party.”

Yeah. Figures. Fuck you for that, ex-Rep. Castle. Fuck you for trying to scold us for *gasp* demanding we hold Congress accountable. Fuck you for scolding us for having standards. Fuck you for scolding us for demanding that our betters work for us and not their next re-election campaigns. And fuck you because I am fucking sick of hearing from RINOs that cooperation with the left is acceptable.

As I look at my daughter, I see the greatest gift ever given to me. I see the future, knowing I have the ability to shape it. I see the ultimate responsibility, knowing that if I fail her, I fail the future. And I will not go down without a fucking fight. The last fucking thing I want for her is to have her subjugated to the State and its eunuchs. I owe it to her to tell her I stood for fucking something other than the next election. I owe it to her to tell her I stood for her future. I owe it to her to tell her I would rather lose as a freeman than allow a statist to work with those who wish to ruin her future. And fuck you if you disagree with me. So in honor of my daughter and the future, loser brigade, I demand that our elected officials stand for us. I demand you stand for liberty, not enslavement. I demand you stand against the creeping statism. And fuck you for getting upset when we hold you accountable for doing anything less.

Oh well. I am fucking glad fuckheads such as Castle and the others lost. Yeah, I wish we had won a few more Senate seats. I wish our side learned from this election and pick better candidates next time. I hope we realize that certain set within our own party wishes to sabotage Conservatism in defense of their own fuckheadedness and move beyond them. And I hope we learn that anything less than fucking over statism and its enablers is unacceptable.

So fuck you, losers. Fuck you for not seeing how things now are. Fuck your refusal to face the facts. And fuck you for the future’s sake. Get lost, go to hell, and fuck you forever in the name of the future.

Yup. They be back. (Warning: NYT article conveniently posted on Christmas Day).

And the best part?

Under the new policy, outlined in a Medicare regulation, the government will pay doctors who advise patients on options for end-of-life care, which may include advance directives to forgo aggressive life-sustaining treatment.

Congressional supporters of the new policy, though pleased, have kept quiet. They fear provoking another furor like the one in 2009 when Republicans seized on the idea of end-of-life counseling to argue that the Democrats’ bill would allow the government to cut off care for the critically ill.

The final version of the health care legislation, signed into law by President Obama in March, authorized Medicare coverage of yearly physical examinations, or wellness visits. The new rule says Medicare will cover “voluntary advance care planning,” to discuss end-of-life treatment, as part of the annual visit.

Under the rule, doctors can provide information to patients on how to prepare an “advance directive,” stating how aggressively they wish to be treated if they are so sick that they cannot make health care decisions for themselves.

While the new law does not mention advance care planning, the Obama administration has been able to achieve its policy goal through the regulation-writing process, a strategy that could become more prevalent in the next two years as the president deals with a strengthened Republican opposition in Congress.

And this, from an O-bot who helped get this enacted:

“We would ask that you not broadcast this accomplishment out to any of your lists, even if they are ‘supporters’ — e-mails can too easily be forwarded….The e-mail continued: “Thus far, it seems that no press or blogs have discovered it, but we will be keeping a close watch and may be calling on you if we need a rapid, targeted response. The longer this goes unnoticed, the better our chances of keeping it.”

Yeah. Real fucking awesome, you fucking fuckmonkeys. Fuck you for lying and trying to hide your fucking evil plans. Fuck you for trying to go around Congress. Fuck you for trying to go around the American voters who fucking fucked your party so hard in November, Ron Jeremy couldn’t cause a sensation in your collective fucked over fuckgashes at this moment. Fuck you for thinking that you should have the final fucking say over when somebody should die. Fuck you for thinking depriving folks of medicine is fucking awesome. And stratofuck you back into deorbitage with festering spacejunk for trying to ruin every life in this country to satisfy your statist goals.

Oh, and any fucking RINO or squishy moderate who goes anywhere near supporting this shit, or refusing to defund it, needs to be taught an electoral lesson with the pulsing primary pole of party fuckitude so soundly, Bob Bennet will stand back and admire it. And as a person who has seen how medicine can save lives when applied and not restricted, I will personally lead the charge to goatse any career with the fuckrod of flying fuckfury who doesn’t fight it.

So fuck you, Death Panel Ghouls. Fuck your supporters. And fuck anybody who doesn’t try to stop it.

Holy fucking shit! The time, it does fucking fly.

Insert Snark Here

Posted: November 19, 2010 by Edward von Bear in Edumakashun, FAIL, Fucking Markets, Liberal FAIL
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Holy fucking the goat in the hayloft! I want whatever this jackfuck is taking!

“We do take some solace in the fact that Members and independent political analysts have uniformly said that the DCCC did everything it could to prepare for and wage tough campaigns,” Van Hollen wrote. “Indeed, while it may be small consolation given the magnitude of the losses, a review of the results finds that were it not for the efforts of our candidates and the DCCC, it could have been even worse.”

Wow. Just fucking wow.

Look, I know that somebody in Van Hollen’s shoes must try to put a brave face on things. But “It could have been worse”? What the fuck? Only one of the biggest waves in American history, and “it could have been worse”? Good grief! I seriously fucking hope this idiot is running the 2012 DCCC, for we may get another 25 or seats just by having slabs of bacon run against a group of people hopped up on a fuckdose of rampant stupidity chased down by arrogant fuckheadedness.

Seriously, how the fuck can I respond to something this fucking stupid?

The “American Dream” is a worldwide viral phenomenon – with many more potentially dire consequences than AIDS or Avian Flu. We have exported this thing from one end of the earth to the other – it’s like the gifted puppy that can never be housetrained, it grows up, still, so cute and familiar – your proud of your gift, it craps on the floor and tears down the curtains – it’s [sic] new owners overlook the crap; the dog is so cute – however, you can’t get over the crap and torn curtains when you visit.

Wow. Just wow. What can I add? Well, first, if you talk about puppies, I must include this as a partial response:

*I was going to steal the facehumping dog gif from McGoo’s Place, but I fucked it up.
Anyway, I also have to add the following:
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Zen…

Posted: November 14, 2010 by Edward von Bear in Uncategorized
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and

I Smell A Tony!

Posted: November 5, 2010 by Edward von Bear in Uncategorized
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Who said musicals couldn’t be awesome?