Posts Tagged ‘silly shit’

I totally saw a motorcycle with SHART as the plate number yesterday…

…just sayin’

Seriously? Rahtard, you play less than 100 miles away from Shanksville and you spout fucking Truther bullshit? Grow the fuck up, you ignorant little bitch. And yes stupid, we we did hear bin Laden speak, everyone but window-licking fucktards like you fucking heard.  Guess what, numbnuts?  We motherfucking answered back by having Navy SEALs shoot bin Laden in his stupid fucking face.

And for the record I couldn’t give a flying fuck what God thinks about me celebrating bin Laden’s death, if God didn’t want me celebrating bin Laden getting shot in his stupid fucking face, he had all the opportunities in the world to do something with bin Laden to stop 9/11 from happening…kinda like Clinton (turnabout on your political hackery over the past two days is fair play, libtards…fucking deal with it).

Maybe I’m being unfair, after all, this is shit Rahtard posted on Twitter, his messages may have been mistranslated from the original crayon and paper…

…or not, do America a favor Rahtard, find a straw and a pig carcass, and start sucking till there’s no shit left, then choke yourself.

The Wildfoods festival in New Zealand is basically an event where people cook up and consume unusual dishes, things with insects, wild game, assorted offal, some things traditional, some not…and this year, shots of horse spooge being touted as an energy drink.  Yes, if you book a flight now, you too may be able to pay a mere $10 a shot for the privilege of slamming down shot after shot of horsechowder with your choice of cherry, licorice or banoffee (banana and toffee) pie flavoring added.

Mr. Hands was unavailable for comment.

Holy shit

Posted: February 3, 2011 by doubleplusundead in Teh Funneh
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This made me friggin’ LOL,

I’ll admit, one of the things I miss most about TV is watching corrupt megachurch dirtbags like this guy, they make for endless entertainment.

One of his first actions as Governor of Rhode Island was to unilaterally ban all state employees from making statements or comments on radio broadcasts.  Chafee’s always been an intellectual featherweight, and is regularly criticized by figures in talk radio, so I’m not surprised by his actions, but still, pretty damned horrific.  Good news is he’s already walking it back, stating it may be a “temporary” order, I’m guessing that means, “I know the state’ll get sued and lose its ass if I actually try and enforce it, but let me take my swipe at Rush Limbaugh first.”  Still damn scary that this clown has been given so much power so often by the people of his state.

That’s what they’re saying, I’m inclined to think there’s been a modest increase, based on my current enslavement stint in retail hell, the top line is positive certainly, but the retailers top line has pretty limited meaning, bottom line is what counts, but I do think you’ll see a modest increase in the bottom line.  I would agree with Ed’s conclusion that higher end electronics were pretty flat, that was certainly my experience this year, and competition is fierce on electronics, especially on Christmas.  One thing to keep in mind is that big ticket electronics are never moneymakers, and if things are rough, often retailers will take a hit on the big ticket item, it’s the consumables or accessories that are the moneymakers, this is why retailers have salesmen on the floor trying to sell you accessories and warranties and home setups for your big-screen and home entertainment system and all this sort of thing, because those are the moneymakers.  If electronics sales are flat, it’s because everyone had to cut down to the bone on big ticket shit, and the backend moneymakers that went with it were mediocre.  Most of you morons probably already knew all that, but you’d be amazed how many people have not a fucking clue.

Of course the worst are the smarmy little fucks and resellers that do know this and buy their big ticket shit with nothing else, all with a shit-eating grin on their mug the entire time.  Resellers you can fuck with right back though real easy, just stick a few “sold only at (retailer name here) stores” stickers on the item, they’re usually a royal pain in the ass to get off the box without ripping it to shreds, which of course looks bad when you’re trying to resell said item.  Also, if you have packing tape with your company logo, run that along one or two edges for good measure, regular customers don’t care if there’s a sticker or tape on it, it drives resellers fucking crazy, it’s a blast to see them turn red with rage.  Mwahahahaa.

The other guys you can fuck over with silence, a decent customer is likely to find out what genuinely good deals are available, a really good customer might find out that there are coupons available to salesmen in the office to take the edge off all the stuff a customer is buying, or that yeah, it’s $20 cheaper over at the competitors, but we do price match.  Don’t be the douchemallet that gets fucked by omission, I’ve watched more sales walk out that could have been tens, even hundreds cheaper because the guy felt it necessary to talk down to the lowly retail monkeys, or just be a dick in general than I care to admit.

Any excuse to post clips from Are You Being Served?, in this case, Mr Humphries being his fabulously gay self,

I got nothing.

No, seriously, no fat chicks, says the President of Botswana,

To drive the point home he pointed to the Assistant Minister of Local Government Botlhogile Tshreletso and said, “I don’t want one like this one. She may fail to pass through the door, breaking furniture with her heavy weight and even break the vehicle’s shock absorbers.”

He’s a former general who has been too wrapped up in his career to marry, but his singleness is becoming a political issue, so he has his presidential aides out looking for a wife for him…yes, really.

And you could make a issue of his douchebagginess, but really, dude’s marrying purely for political reasons, and pretty much makes that known, so I’m not gonna fault him for being douchey and shallow about it.

*punches self for lazy title*

Kurtis Blow, not to be mistaken for NYT’s perpetually hacky and douchebaggy columnist Charles Blow, was busted by TSA who saw, and I quote, an “anomaly in his pants”, which turned out to be an ounce of weed.  Kurtis was written a ticket and went on his merry way.

Fuck yeah Soul Train,

I saw a passing reference to Sonic the Hedgehog’s archnemesis Dr. Robotnik as I was wandering aimlessly through the intarwebs today, which made me start thinking of the old Sonic games I played as a kid, and how much they kicked ass.  I also thought of the level music too, so ended up listening to some of those on youtube.  Noticed a comment on one of the later levels of Sonic 3, along the lines of, X number of people are still stuck on those damn barrels in Carnival Night Zone Act 2.  And I immediately said, AAAARGH!!!!!   Those fucking barrels! Damn glad to see I wasn’t the only one, I must say.  Shit took me like a week of trial, error, and blinding rage to figure out.  Any of you gamer nerds get stuck on the Carnival Night Zone barrels?  A Genesis controller might have been spiked across the living room floor in my grade school days.  Might.

These fucking things…

 

And of course, the level music,

Kinda reminds you of…clowns, doesn’t it?  Hope the San Francisco supervisors know what they’ve gotten into…

Sorry, that was mean, here, have a tattooed girl wearing an R2-D2 swimsuit,

Hattip to UnrepentantGeek