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….Er, no no, this isn’t what it looks like! I was, I was, uh…making insulin! Yeah, that’s the ticket!
Actually, it’s a pretty impressive advancement, looks like it might have lots of potential.
Someone calls me out for not posting the original video in 5…4…3…2…
No, seriously, no fat chicks, says the President of Botswana,
To drive the point home he pointed to the Assistant Minister of Local Government Botlhogile Tshreletso and said, “I don’t want one like this one. She may fail to pass through the door, breaking furniture with her heavy weight and even break the vehicle’s shock absorbers.”
He’s a former general who has been too wrapped up in his career to marry, but his singleness is becoming a political issue, so he has his presidential aides out looking for a wife for him…yes, really.
And you could make a issue of his douchebagginess, but really, dude’s marrying purely for political reasons, and pretty much makes that known, so I’m not gonna fault him for being douchey and shallow about it.
*punches self for lazy title*
Kurtis Blow, not to be mistaken for NYT’s perpetually hacky and douchebaggy columnist Charles Blow, was busted by TSA who saw, and I quote, an “anomaly in his pants”, which turned out to be an ounce of weed. Kurtis was written a ticket and went on his merry way.
Fuck yeah Soul Train,
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