Jean Has A Long Moustache!
Of course, this time it’s the forces of fascism who are planning on blowing up trains and stations.
I’m posting this tonight because I’m in AZ so by the time I get up, Trump might just be POTUS! My last post under Obama!
Or… my last post before Obama gets his Emergency Powers!!!!!! on and we start to pick up Radio Free Texas here in AZ telling us if John’s mustache is indeed long.
In an absolutely stunning CNN segment, the anti-Trump cable news networks media analyst Brian Stelter floated the idea that the impending Trump presidency is an actual national emergency.
…Remember, Obama has already ordered an investigation into supposed Russian hacking of the elections to specifically help Trump. What aired on CNN Sunday could very easily have been the beginnings of a media narrative leading to Obama announcing that his investigation has found direct connections between Russia and Trump’s campaign and therefore he has to declare a national emergency and stay in office until either Clinton is pushed through or a new election (minus Trump) is held.
…it is strikingly obvious that the entire establishment is doing everything in their power to stop Trump from ever taking office…
Mmmmm, that’s good paranoia.
I’m not accepting that Trump will be POTUS until Saturday.
The awesomeness that will hopefully be our future.
RUSH (Limbaugh V): This John Lewis business, Trump… I’m telling you, folks, the guy… They just can’t intimidate him, they can’t scare him, they can’t shut him up. He’s back tweeting about John Lewis. Now, you would think that after the press barrage of the last couple of days their effort to shame Trump for, “How dare you attack this man who was beat up on the Pettus Bridge in Selma 50 years ago? How dare you attack him! How dare you?” Trying to shame Trump. “You attack John Lewis, civil rights icon?” So Trump tweets out, “John Lewis lied. He said mine is the first inauguration he’s not gonna attend.
It’ll be very entertaining no matter what.
So… OUTRAGE!!!!!! monger, Megyn Kelly, left Foxnews and boy are they missing her!
Since taking over for Megyn Kelly, who departed earlier this month for NBC News, ratings in the 9 p.m. time slot have seen double-digit increases.
I’ve been flipping to Tucker Carlson a bunch, he’s a hoot. Last night he should have shut off that congresscritters mic, the guy wouldn’t shut up and kept denying what he had just said.
Just flipped to his show and caught a chilling video of a 1o-12 year old boy who had started a fire in the street protesting Trump. I’m seriously sure that his parents are very proud of him.
See? Fucking chilling. The rest of the vid is very educational.
Speaking of Megs, is she working yet? I can’t find anything online about it. Once she’s at NBC, I do look forward to lefties’ about-face on her being Eva Braun.
I also look forward to her daily OUTRAGES!!!!!! about Trump, NBC probably has that in the contract.
Fake News! Lives! It seems that maybe, just maybe, Putin would have preferred the person he’s been bribing for a long time who is the wife of another of Putin’s bribees?!!?!?!?
But inside the Kremlin, the initial euphoria over having a Putin admirer in the White House is giving way to skepticism that any meaningful detente with the U.S. can be achieved, according to four senior officials in Moscow.
There was no “euphoria” in the Kremlin, there’s probably a profound sadness that their bitch is leaving office.
The next time someone tells you Putin wanted Trump more than Hillary, ask them if Putin would want Trump more than Obama. If that person says, “Yes”, then you can safely ignore anything that person says.
In Akbar Britain News, Adhan!
Islamic CALL TO PRAYER Held Inside Historic British CATHEDRAL
Cultural suicide is very sad. Especially since that’s the ’empire’ that most Americans equate most with Rome.
In, Not Getting Trump News, this guy does not seem to understand Trump.
Trump intends to offer Putin the sanctions lift in exchange for a deal on a nuclear arms cut…
we can say that the Russians are simply bargaining…
Wait, you mean Trump might end up in negotiations with Putin? Oh Noes!!!!!!! He’s never done that before!
“I’ve (President Me V) said before, I expect Russia and Ukraine to have a strong relationship. They are historically bound together in all sorts of cultural and social ways,”
Yeah, they’ve had a very strong relationship since the 30s, they call it Holodomor.
What’s this “We” shit Fakenewser? (warning, Wash Post/Minitrue link)
A free press is all of us now
You assholes are on your own. Don’t get me involved in your lie-inflicted disaster, especially after attacking me for decades.
The South China Morning Post used to be a good paper. Now that the commies have taken over Hong Kong, it’s just a mouthpiece of the gov’t.
Let’s point and laugh!
China doesn’t want to be America!
I’d say that depends on which China you talk to, the thugocrats or the rest of the country.
This one slays me. Trump is just like Mao!
US president-elect Donald Trump could be the true heir of Mao Zedong, according to several China experts in the US who see many identical traits between the two men.
Although it does confuse me, is Mao bad now or is Trump good or are Minnie Chan and her editor headed for census duty in the Uighur province?
What’s not confusing is that China’s already told us which POTUS is just like Mao.
Staying with our eastern motif, Engrish!
I bet that’s some fucking sale.
Coupla Dave Barry links.
Sometimes a crime just makes sense.
A MAN dressed as a beer bottle is being sought by police after allegedly stealing two pizzas
I wonder if alcohol was involved.
For those who don’t know, Dave Barry has a fear of squirrels (he must live somewhere they don’t allow dogs or guns), so he’s upset about this.
Squirrel Appreciation Day is observed annually on January 21.
Me? I appreciate squirrels, they’re delicious.
My father’s favorite recipe
Leave whole rub inside & out with olive oil, salt & pepper; stuff cavity with celery leaves and mushrooms; bake at 350 about 1/2 hour or until done. DO NOT PARBOIL BEFORE BAKING. They should taste like a Squirrel. If you insist on parboiling drink the water and throw the Squirrel away.
You too can appreciate squirrels! I don’t use mushrooms though, you can substitute turkey stuffing.
Let’s end on one of Trump’s most OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! OUTRAGES!!!!!! and how it’s viewed by the people who know.
Remarks from President-elect Donald Trump earlier this week calling NATO allies ‘obsolete’ have been labeled completely unprecedented by everyone except the thousands of American soldiers who have fought alongside them in Afghanistan, sources confirmed today.
That’s one of those things All The Right People cannot admit.
I’ve decided that we won’t end on that, let’s end on this instead!
Good luck America. Tomorrow it might just get a whole lot funnier to go with the all the extra endiness caused by Obama’s last months.