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That has to be the way our fine media betters see the Age Of Trump!.

They’re used to controlling what is said and how it’s said and can’t handle not having that control. It’s also hilarious because they just did not see this coming.

Ace’s post on this is spot on.

They feel that they are in a nightmare. If you’ve ever described a nightmare (or just a dream) to someone, you know it’s full of stuff like “And you were there, but you weren’t you, and I was at work, but it was also high school…” It’s weird precisely because familiar stuff appears unfamiliar, and what we usually experience as solid, steady, unchanging terrain — like our workplace –is now a shapeshifting landscape.

They were wholly unprepared for the reality of Trump — they never even prepared themselves psychologically for such an outcome, because it was inconceivable and absurd, and only Dumb People thought stuff like “Trump could win,” and as they’re fond of telling you, they are definitely not the Dumb People.

They are freaking the fuck out. They have to think, “THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!” at least 20 times a day. The total repudiation of their entire, fantasy-based, world-view is just devastating.

Americans experienced the shock of sudden almost-inconceivable horror on 9/11, but progressives experienced something even worse: The feeling that they’d been wrong their whole lives.

We lost two towers and 3000 people that day; they lost their comfortable fictions and pretenses.

Exactly. And they’ve spent the last 15 years denying that experience.

 

An OPEN LETTER TO CNN’S BRIAN STELTER, YOU ARE THOROUGHLY DISHONEST.

…Your ad hominem attacks about “right wing” radio host and conspiracy theory stuff … incredible.
I simply put together the stories that YOUR profession reported, on the public record…

They can’t away with lying with impunity now. Say what you want about Trump, but he made pushing back against their lies mainstream.

 

Which is making them losing the battle on Obama’s chicago-machine wire-tapping stuff hilarious.

Wild Weekend! says he. It certainly was, says I.

No, it’s the President learning how to play the Washington, complicit media, political hack game, and rope a dope. He’s also proving he is decent body punching brawler. He not only exposed the danger to freedom presented by powerful and misused intelligence agencies, but more importantly he exposed the willingness of some members of the American political class to use those powerful capabilities against American citizens – and against their own government. These communists are more than willing to use police state tactics while calling everyone else a Nazi or communist collaborator. This threatens the freedom of every American even the nitwits cheering on the Soros funded Obama led attempts to subvert the new administration.

Even O’Reilly is admitting this doesn’t look good for Team Minitrue or Team God-President. He tried to “Be Fair” and ignore reality, but Newt brought this up and said something like, “You know this. You just reported it!”

What’s happened really does require some thought. We know that General Flynn’s telephone conversation with the Russian ambassador was monitored, transcribed, and released to the public. Supposedly the monitoring was of the Russian which is perfectly fine. But and it is a big but. As I understand the law, conversations of American citizens in these cases are kept private and releasing the transcript in any manner is a felony.

Yup. Who tapped Flynn’s phone? Why? Where’s the warrant?

President Trump alleges that the Obama administration wire tapped Trump Tower prior to the election – searching for evidence to show Russian collusion – we know they were monitoring General Flynn. Let’s add that if they found such evidence, impeachment proceedings would have already started. Multiple newspaper accounts indicate the surveillance happened. You just need to think on that for a bit. A sitting President (and anyone who thinks he would have no knowledge of this is nuttier than squirrel turds) likely through his weaponized justice department requested FISA court orders to monitor communications of a presidential candidate from the opposing party. In comparison, this makes Watergate look like the boy scouts. It should cause every American to pause.

Newt said something about how if Russia was doing the wiretapping of a US citizen on a Presidential campaign, that’s an act of war. Then, Putin would have had to leak that to the Wash Post.

But…..Putin and Trump are butt-buddies! Oh what a tangled web they weave when they’re too lazy and sloppy to come up with good lies…uhhh…. to deceive.

Another place that reminds the NY Times of what the NY Times has reported.

Currently on the front page of the NY Times is this article, saying how Comey asked the DOJ to reject Trump’s claim of wiretapping. You guessed it… Completely unsubstantiated…

There’s just one problem with that. In January, the publication published an article that state plainly and clearly that the investigation into Trump’s campaign consisted of some wiretapping.

See, the story in January was to tie Trump to the Russians’ Hacking Of The Election!!!!!!!!, using it to prove Obama’s perfidy is just not cricket!f

Lots of people noticing this strange yet totally expected juxtaposition.

So it seems to work this way:

Press: Leaked transcripts of Trump wiretaps show Trump was being investigated by the Obama administration.

Trump: Obama wiretapped me!

Press: Transcripts? What transcripts?

Yup. Sort of reminds me of the “Illegal Aliens Are Voting” deal.

Trump: Illegal aliens are voting

‘Reporters’: Liar, there’s no proof!

Trump: I’m going to investigate to get proof.

‘Reporters’: Racist, lying hater!

If only Trump would do what people keep telling him to do.

 

Intelligence Fight!

The Trump administration has been plagued by leaks from inside the government. Yes, unelected government employees, holdovers who are apparently loyal to Obama, have been leaking classified information in order to undermine the President and limit his effectiveness…

According to Joseph DiGenova, a former US Attorney under Reagan, the CIA is aware of the identities of the leakers and has turned over those names to Attorney General Sessions, himself a victim of the lying Obama holdovers in government.

We have to fire everybody in the DO”J” GS-12 and higher and start over. Seriously. Since that’s unlikely, prosecuting these assholes to full extent of the law is a good start.

 

I wondered about what the hell Comey was doing, but then I read this and that made me wonder harder!

In this particular case, FBI director James Comey is said to have requested that the Justice Department refute the President’s claims of unlawful wiretaps.

As the Times itself notes, Comey himself did not deny the existence of the wiretaps, though he is the top law enforcement official in the land and fully equipped to do so.

Why didn’t Trump fire Comey? I really have no idea. That guy is so compromised and full of shit he cannot be effective. Plus, he appears to be far too political to be in the FBI. And that’s the worst part. The FBI is supposed to be above politics and this asshole keeps inserting himself into politics in a particularly slimy way, he decided to branch out from the Friday Newsdump shit. Eh, I’m sure there’s a reason. If there’s one thing I’ve decided is that Trump does have a reason for what he does.

 

Just to remind us that there’s a whole world getting ready to blow up, let’s look at this perplexing story.

ISIS threatened to carry out terrorist attacks against China in a new 30-minute video. The video included a child executing a kneeling prisoner with a pistol shot to the head.

This marks the first time ISIS has threatened to carry out terrorist attacks against China.

The clip shows children, purporting to be from the Uighur ethnic minority within China, undergoing physical and religious training.

The clips showed children, purporting to be from the Uighur ethnic minority within China, undergoing physical and religious training.

One militant declares to the camera, “You Chinese people who don’t understand the language of the people, we the soldiers of the Caliphate will come to you to teach you the language of weapons, to spill rivers of blood as revenge against the oppressors,” according to Vocativ.

In one scene a religious instructor asks a group of children “what is the target of the kuffar [unbelievers] and the murtadeen [apostates] when they fight us?” A child responds “they want us to go back from our religion and to be according to their religion and want us to be according to their religion.”

If they get the Uighurs riled up that could be very bad. The Chinese will treat Xinjiang the way Putin treated Chechnya and we know the ISIS terrorists will treat the Chinese the way Chechen terrorists treat… anybody not of their brand of crazy.

The funny part? Terrorists blowing up parts of China appear to be a result of Obama’s Smirt Duhplomicy!

China recently stepped up its involvement in the war on terror. They have been assisting in counter-terror border patrols in Afghanistan, Ren Guoqiang, spokesman for the People’s Liberation Army recently revealed. China also sent special advisers and other support to assist Syrian President Bashar al-Assad in the Syrian Civil War.

That’s funny. Although, I had no idea China was fighting in Afghanistan.

There is mounting evidence that Chinese ground troops are operating inside Afghanistan, conducting joint counter-terror patrols with Afghan forces along a 50-mile stretch of their shared border and fueling speculation that Beijing is preparing to play a significantly greater role in the country’s security once the U.S. and NATO leave.

The full scope of China’s involvement remains unclear, and the Pentagon is unwilling to discuss it. “We know that they are there, that they are present,” a Pentagon spokesman said. Yet beyond a subtle acknowledgement, U.S. military officials in Washington and in Kabul would not respond to several detailed questions submitted by Military Times.

When did that happen? If only we had a real media instead of house organs for their chosen party we might have heard of this important development.

At first I was sorta pissed off, but it’s not like giving Iraq to Iran after we lost so many good men there. No, it’s more like us taking over in Vietnam from the French.

I wish the Chinese luck in Afghanistan. I hope they try to “Tibet” it.

 

I like Sabbath and I like that song, but the video and what Sabbath meant for the song make me laugh.

They think if the US gave up our nukes it would be all puppies and unicorns.

That’s funny.

Which reminds me, invasion season is just around the corner! And with the media at war with Trump, it’s going to be difficult for him to respond.

So as it’s been for a long time now, we might be boned the rest of the world is exponentially more boned. After decades of whining at American Imperialism!!!! they’re going to find out what happens when America isn’t around and now the freaks who don’t care about life have nukes!

I’m mostly in dis belief.

Now, as we’re in our second violent year of violent lefties (BLM and the recent riots for instance) responding to the violent rhetoric that’s been emanating from the left for years, our fine lefty betters know who’s at fault and who are the real violent ones.

The rise in poisonous political rhetoric is threatening to roll back human rights and creating a more dangerous world, Amnesty International has warned.

Singling out President Trump and the leaders of Hungary, Turkey and the Philippines, it said fear mongering is leading to levels of hate and fear not seen since the 1930s, when Adolf Hitler rose to power.

You know, fuck you. Lumping Hitler, Sultan Erdogan and the Philippines in with the others is ridiculous.

Hungary is trying to keep Muslims ‘refugees’ out, they’re enforcing their laws and protecting their border. That’s one of the reasons for a country you know.

Speaking in Paris, Salil Shetty, Secretary-General of Amnesty International, said: “It was a year when a poisonous political rhetoric of ‘us versus them’ surged across the world.

No, it’s the year when people who are replying to the ‘us versus them’ rhetoric of lefties and Islamists are gaining power that the forces of love, tolerance and mostly peace decided we would never get.

 

Dat belief ignores all the problems like dis belief.

Daniel Nunnally Jr. told WRIC-TV that he was in his weight-training class Monday at Dinwiddie (Virginia) High School when the “assistant principal came in and pulled me out of class and told me that I had to go outside to take both flags off my truck so there is no controversy or anything.”
The flags in question? The Gadsden (“Don’t Tread on Me”) flag — and the American flag.

 

It has a sorta happy ending but nobody was fired, I still have dis belief that people are happy Americans get to fly American flags. That’s not right. They should be celebrating that ass principle being fired. Dis belief is my only belief.

 

I’m not sure what to make of dis belief.

Peter Neumann, an Austrian counter-terrorism official charged with working to combat violent extremism under the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) attracted criticism this week after stating that both the  (Muslim) Brotherhood and (Iranian Republican Guard  Corps) are not terrorist groups and should not be formally designated as such.

Dat belief just doesn’t make any sense. I’m of dis belief that anybody can say it.

 

Who has dis belief that China is so brazen in the South China Sea?

China, in an early test of US President Donald Trump, is nearly finished building almost two dozen structures on artificial islands in the South China Sea that appear designed to house long-range surface-to-air missiles, two US officials said.

Yup. They built those islands and are pretending dis belief that people are upset so they have to defend them!

I have dat belief that they are looking to get into a war somewhere.

Apparently, so does our Navy.

The United States deployed the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson to the disputed waters of the South China Sea on Saturday as part of maritime “routine operations.”

China better not have dis belief that Mattis will flinch or they will have dis belief when all their new islands tip over from all the Marines on them.

 

Sometimes even I have dis belief at exactly how midaevil Tsar Putin I is.

Honcharenko said he was informed by Ukrainian law enforcers that a certain separatist group intended to kidnap him,..”This was a special operation. This morning, my abduction was staged….

The group planned to inflict grievous bodily harm on me,” Honcharenko said. …The MP explained that those were the SBU operatives who “abducted” him earlier this morning, only to send out a message to the “customers” claiming that they could proceed with the next stage of their plan, that is a violent stage.

He added that the perpetrators took the bait and came to an agreed location, bringing acid and various devices for torture. The men were detained at the scene, while searches at various premises are underway.

 

Seriously? Now, they don’t mention that tsarist forces were involved, but Putin has been upset about his tsarling being deposed since the Maidan Protests (here I  have dis belief that Obama sided with the forces of Putin’s tsarling, what can I say, I was young and naive) so you know who was behind it.

 

Mexico has dat belief that Trump’s America gives un merde what they think. I have dis belief they even had the balls to say this.

A defiant Mexican official on Wednesday said the country “will not accept” a new immigration plan from the White House and will even take the issue to the UN, according to a report.

What’s with dis belief that Mexico can angrily tell America what our immigration laws will be?

I have dis belief that Mexico’s gov’t and citizens are working on Trump’s 2020 reelection team. That’s funny.

 

I wonder how many people have dis belief that Project Veritas released 119 hours of audio from CNN just to embarrass them for being lefties.

In order to expose media malfeasance within CNN, we need your help transcribing, investigating and connecting the dots on these 200+ hours of audio. Leave comments, upload transcriptions or contact us with your tips below.

I have dat belief that they did it not just to embarrass the fakenewsers for being lefties but also by forcing them to either report on what people find or pretend Breaking News!!! never happened.

I do have dat belief that Foxnews will start having FOXNEWS!!!!! ALERTS!!!!!! every couple minutes.

 

I have dat belief that this is awesome.

Remember when Obama and co. wouldn’t let South Korea return Garands and M1 Carbines to the US and I was pissed off?

A House measure introduced last week would override the Obama-era State Department’s embargo on thousands of M1 Carbines and Garands long blocked from import.

A House measure introduced last week would override the Obama-era State Department’s embargo on thousands of M1 Carbines and Garands long blocked from import.

The legislation comes as the latest installment in an effort by Republican lawmakers to change the 2009 decision to block the importation of no less than 87,000 rifles donated to South Korea and now surplus to that country’s needs.

I’m of dat belief that it’s not failure theater. If it is, I’ll be in dis belief and realize GOP pols are just too cynically assholish to not be Democrats.

That last link, appropriately enough, came From The Barrel Of A Gun.

Jean Has A Long Moustache!

 

Invasion Tomorrow!

Going ashore

Of course, this time it’s the forces of fascism who are planning on blowing up trains and stations.

I’m posting this tonight because I’m in AZ so by the time I get up, Trump might just be POTUS! My last post under Obama!

Or… my last post before Obama gets his Emergency Powers!!!!!! on and we start to pick up Radio Free Texas here in AZ telling us if John’s mustache is indeed long.

In an absolutely stunning CNN segment, the anti-Trump cable news networks media analyst Brian Stelter floated the idea that the impending Trump presidency is an actual national emergency.

…Remember, Obama has already ordered an investigation into supposed Russian hacking of the elections to specifically help Trump. What aired on CNN Sunday could very easily have been the beginnings of a media narrative leading to Obama announcing that his investigation has found direct connections between Russia and Trump’s campaign and therefore he has to declare a national emergency and stay in office until either Clinton is pushed through or a new election (minus Trump) is held.

…it is strikingly obvious that the entire establishment is doing everything in their power to stop Trump from ever taking office…

 

Mmmmm, that’s good paranoia.

I’m not accepting that Trump will be POTUS until Saturday.

 

The awesomeness that will hopefully be our future.

RUSH (Limbaugh V): This John Lewis business, Trump… I’m telling you, folks, the guy… They just can’t intimidate him, they can’t scare him, they can’t shut him up. He’s back tweeting about John Lewis. Now, you would think that after the press barrage of the last couple of days their effort to shame Trump for, “How dare you attack this man who was beat up on the Pettus Bridge in Selma 50 years ago? How dare you attack him! How dare you?” Trying to shame Trump. “You attack John Lewis, civil rights icon?” So Trump tweets out, “John Lewis lied. He said mine is the first inauguration he’s not gonna attend.

 

It’ll be very entertaining no matter what.

 

So… OUTRAGE!!!!!! monger, Megyn Kelly, left Foxnews and boy are they missing her!

Since taking over for Megyn Kelly, who departed earlier this month for NBC News, ratings in the 9 p.m. time slot have seen double-digit increases.

 

I’ve been flipping to Tucker Carlson a bunch, he’s a hoot. Last night he should have shut off that congresscritters mic, the guy wouldn’t shut up and kept denying what he had just said.

Just flipped to his show and caught a chilling video of a 1o-12 year old boy who had started a fire in the street protesting Trump. I’m seriously sure that his parents are very proud of him.

See? Fucking chilling. The rest of the vid is very educational.

 

Speaking of Megs, is she working yet? I can’t find anything online about it. Once she’s at NBC, I do look forward to lefties’ about-face on her being Eva Braun.

I also look forward to her daily OUTRAGES!!!!!! about Trump, NBC probably has that in the contract.

 

Fake News! Lives! It seems that maybe, just maybe, Putin would have preferred the person he’s been bribing for a long time who is the wife of another of Putin’s bribees?!!?!?!?

But inside the Kremlin, the initial euphoria over having a Putin admirer in the White House is giving way to skepticism that any meaningful detente with the U.S. can be achieved, according to four senior officials in Moscow.

 

There was no “euphoria” in the Kremlin, there’s probably a profound sadness that their bitch is leaving office.

The next time someone tells you Putin wanted Trump more than Hillary, ask them if Putin would want Trump more than Obama. If that person says, “Yes”, then you can safely ignore anything that person says.

 

In Akbar Britain News, Adhan!

Islamic CALL TO PRAYER Held Inside Historic British CATHEDRAL

Cultural suicide is very sad. Especially since that’s the ’empire’ that most Americans equate most with Rome.

 

In, Not Getting Trump News, this guy does not seem to understand Trump.

Trump intends to offer Putin the sanctions lift in exchange for a deal on a nuclear arms cut…

we can say that the Russians are simply bargaining…

 

Wait, you mean Trump might end up in negotiations with Putin? Oh Noes!!!!!!! He’s never done that before!

 

In SSR news,

“I’ve (President Me V) said before, I expect Russia and Ukraine to have a strong relationship. They are historically bound together in all sorts of cultural and social ways,”

Yeah, they’ve had a very strong relationship since the 30s, they call it Holodomor.

 

What’s this “We” shit Fakenewser? (warning, Wash Post/Minitrue link)

A free press is all of us now

You assholes are on your own. Don’t get me involved in your lie-inflicted disaster, especially after attacking me for decades.

 

The South China Morning Post used to be a good paper. Now that the commies have taken over Hong Kong, it’s just a mouthpiece of the gov’t.

Let’s point and laugh!

China doesn’t want to be America!

I’d say that depends on which China you talk to, the thugocrats or the rest of the country.

 

This one slays me. Trump is just like Mao!

US president-elect Donald Trump could be the true heir of Mao Zedong, according to several China experts in the US who see many identical traits ­between the two men.

Although it does confuse me, is Mao bad now or is Trump good or are Minnie Chan and her editor headed for census duty in the Uighur province?

What’s not confusing is that China’s already told us which POTUS is just like Mao.

obamao

 

Staying with our eastern motif, Engrish!

engrish-win

I bet that’s some fucking sale.

Coupla Dave Barry links.

Sometimes a crime just makes sense.

A MAN dressed as a beer bottle is being sought by police after allegedly stealing two pizzas

I wonder if alcohol was involved.

For those who don’t know, Dave Barry has a fear of squirrels (he must live somewhere they don’t allow dogs or guns), so he’s upset about this.

Squirrel Appreciation Day is observed annually on January 21.

 

Me? I appreciate squirrels, they’re delicious.

My father’s favorite recipe

Leave whole rub inside & out with olive oil, salt & pepper; stuff cavity with celery leaves and mushrooms; bake at 350 about 1/2 hour or until done. DO NOT PARBOIL BEFORE BAKING. They should taste like a Squirrel. If you insist on parboiling drink the water and throw the Squirrel away.

You too can appreciate squirrels! I don’t use mushrooms though, you can substitute turkey stuffing.

 

Let’s end on one of Trump’s most OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!! OUTRAGES!!!!!! and how it’s viewed by the people who know.

Remarks from President-elect Donald Trump earlier this week calling NATO allies ‘obsolete’ have been labeled completely unprecedented by everyone except the thousands of American soldiers who have fought alongside them in Afghanistan, sources confirmed today.

 

That’s one of those things All The Right People cannot admit.

I’ve decided that we won’t end on that, let’s end on this instead!

vote-trump

Good luck America. Tomorrow it might just get a whole lot funnier to go with the all the extra endiness caused by Obama’s last months.

And the Acela corridor is gonna get such a facecocking!

 

Let’s start with some of the least happy people in the country, our fine, totally non-aligned, media betters!

CNN ran a fake news story trying to malign a Trump appointee. I know, I’ll have to narrow that down. A lot. The latest was Tom Price for HHS. It was a lie, as CNN is wont to broadcast, so Trump sent them a letter telling them to correct their lies.

First on CNN: Trump’s Cabinet pick invested in company, then introduced a bill to help it”

 

Funny , they didn’t seem to be able to tell the truth about the Goldman Sachs revolving door in the Obama admin, where they worked on regulations regulating Goldman Sachs and then went back to work there, but the media is ready, willing and (differently) abled to lie about Trump!

So at least they’re fair in one sense, they lie about both sides, it’s just that they lie to make their favorite party look good and their hated enemy look bad.

 

The Atlanta-Journal (we hate the) Constitution saw Trump make their congresscritter look like the lying sack of shit he is, so they did what our fine media betters do when Teh Peepul might find out the wrong (true) thing.

In its apparent haste to do so, a pair of journalists at the paper committed a colossal math blunder vastly understating the city’s crime rate. With that mistake, the paper made the city look over 13 times safer than it really is.

They made a “mistake”, which, like all Minitrue mistakes, makes the Dem look good and the Republican look like a liar.

 

So after more than a year of the media lyingly attack Trump the Columbia “Journalism” Review wants to make sure that Trump doesn’t get all uppity at his media betters.

In these final days before your inauguration, we thought it might be helpful to clarify how we see the relationship between your administration and the American press corps.

Good start, smug, superior and snotty. The three S’ of modern “Journalism”.

. You’ve taken to Twitter to taunt and threaten individual reporters and encouraged your supporters to do the same

Yeah, ones who wrote blatantly dishonest articles, like the asshole above lying about his HHS pick.

I could spend all day on this bit of jackassery, but let’s get to the first lie

You’ve ridiculed a reporter who wrote something you didn’t like because he has a disability.

That’s right, there’s dispute about that, but just go with the worst interpretation of anything to do with Trump, that’s what “Journalists” do.

But while you have every right to decide your ground rules for engaging with the press, we have some, too.

Those are Lie, Lie, Distort and Lie.

Off the record and other ground rules are ours—not yours—to set.

Because they’re Important! and The Arbiters Of What Should Be!! ( of course, if a Dem wants to go off the record, he could just shove them into a closet. )

We decide how much airtime to give your spokespeople and surrogates

Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha. Still smarting from giving him all that free campaigning during the election?

The funniest line of the article.

We believe there is an objective truth, and we will hold you to that.

Liars. You will hold him to the community-based TRUTH!!!!!!! that bears little resemblance to reality.

We will set higher standards for ourselves than ever before.

To lie and distort more than ever before! Yeah, we’ve been watching. That’s why we have Trump.

Eh, I could either put that article in its own post or stop here, this one is going to get too long.

I’ll just make fun of CJR using another of their articles.  The CJR is to “journalism” what Tom Sawyer is to Aunt Polly’s fence.

They’re writing about how people keep using Duffel Blog as a real news source.

I’d like to make fun of this

has duped multiple outlets with his fake newsflashes….

No, they were not ‘duped’. That implies intent. They were sloppy and wrote articles based on a site despite having never seen it before, they didn’t even click on the “about” link (read that, it’s hilarious) before they ran with their “SCOOPS!”. That’s why we have Shep.

The CJR, all about protecting the lies and laziness of lazy, stupid, ignorant and biased reporters since……so long as I’ve read them.

 

Speaking of the lying asshole who is famous for being beaten by Democrats, John Lewis!

Trump should shrug off John Lewis’ cookie-cutter insults

No, he shouldn’t. The more he hammers that shit, the more Minitrue defends blatant lies and vicious, dishonest attacks, the more the curtain is pulled back, the less power lying assholes like the CJR, CNN, the rest of Minitrue, the Democratic party, the GOP  and the rest of the establishment assholes have over our nation.

 

Eh, enough minitrue for a while.

Yesterday I wrote about how Obama is making staffers into GS types, I didn’t realize exactly how slimy he was about it.

s, including senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and National Security Adviser Susan Rice….Ben Rhodes was appointed…

With this hopeful bit

“This is entirely consistent with the executive authority that’s vested in the White House

Yeah, I know another POTUS who is itching to use that authority.

President-elect Donald Trump may take four or five (needs more zeroes V) executive actions on Friday, the day he is sworn into office, spokesman Sean Spicer said.

I figure he could work in a few “You’re Fired!”s.

 

I wonder, will Geneva be so solicitous  when Trump comes to visit?

Security blanketed the United Nations’ European headquarters on Wednesday to avoid any risk or embarrassment to visiting Chinese President Xi Jinping, while police swiftly ended a small pro-Tibetan protest on the square outside.

Sorry, I like to make myself laugh. Xi is a respected world leader while Trump is a dangerous demagogue.

 

Okay, this makes me laugh.

Iowa lawmakers are considering a bill that would allow a woman who gets an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the procedure if she experiences emotional distress later.

The “emotional distress” bit makes me laugh a little more. “Won’t someone think of the poor, distraught, hurting women?”

I’m agin it, but if our fine lefty betters want to be able to sue a gun maker for someone using their product in an illegal manner, a woman should be able to sue a doctor for killing a baby in a legal manner.

For Social Justice!

 

It’s funny how totally tolerant, non-racists today want all the same things the racist back then wanted. Huh, they’re all Democrats too!?!?

Why, it’s almost as if the Democratic party is the party of racism!

 

I’m not sure if the story is true (I don’t know the blogger), but it’s TRUE! in a greater sense in that it accurately reflects reality.

…Unlike most parents, he had no interest in calling the parents of my bullies to ‘open up a dialogue’ or some other such tripe. Instead, he planned to teach me to kick a little ass.

My Mother balked at this idea. She didn’t think little girls should be fighting…

When the boys confronted me again, I dared them to mess with me. One ballsy kid lunged towards me with the intent of pushing me down. Quickly, I kicked that kid squarely between the legs with my skate. He crumpled to the ground as I hysterically screamed at his friends, “I’LL EAT YOUR EYES! I’LL EAT ALL OF YOUR EYES!” Terrified, those boys got up and ran like Hell. I’ve never felt so empowered in my entire life.

 

All the advice is good, I grew up in a bad neighborhood and I had to use much of that. Never show fear, doubt or pain. Do act as if you are eager for the fight.

I feel sorry for those people. So paralyzed by fear of what might happen, that they lack the courage to stand up for themselves or for someone weaker. I refuse to live my life afraid to say what I feel or do what is right because there might be some mysterious villain lurking in the shadows who is bigger and stronger. Better to be dead, than to live your life afraid.

Hmmm, could that last bit be made more pithy?

dont_tread_on_meyellow_sticker

 

A Post headline from their wheelhouse.

Broncos hired new coach aware of ‘sleaze ball’ penis-rubbing past (note: he allegedly rubbed his penis on others.)

They live for that shit.

 

 

Let’s look at some conflicting stuff.

Added as I’m checking it out before posting, I didn’t stay with the theme, just put in the word”conflict” wherever it seem apt. 

First, I’m all in on this. Afghans aren’t really into that whole ‘diversity’ thing.

ISIS is trying to establish a caliphate inside Afghanistan, the country’s top U.S. commander said.

The push is “principally a non-Afghan movement,” Nicholson said.

Let’s throw a few more scorpions in that bucket and then get the hell out of Dodge.

 

Plane crashes and bursts into flames upon take-off.

The plane — a twin-prop Fairchild Metroliner carrying three defense officials and two private contractors — was heading for Misrata in Libya and was taking part in a customs operation to track illicit human and drug trafficking routes,…

The operation that the aircraft was taking part in has been taking place for the past five months…

It was set to return to Malta within hours without landing in any other countries, officials said.

Hmmm, I wonder what happened to cause a plane to crash as it was surveilling Libyan smuggling routes. Probably just sucked a falcon into the engines.

In Austria, they’re just noting that different cultures have different rules and since boy-rape is a cultural thing, you can’t blame the poor immigrants.

In a truly shocking twist the Suptreme Court decided the grown Iraqi man may not have realised the 10-year-old did not want to be sexually abused by him.

So “nein” doesn’t mean “nein” when it’s a furriner raping a 10 year old boy? Since you usually get some funny with any endy, this makes it horrifically hilarious.

as part of a trip to encourage integration.

Methinks the integration is going the wrong direction.

It’s a good thing Austria doesn’t have a history of murderous xenophobes who want to mass-murder the ‘other’ or this might not end well!

 

I didn’t realize the Wash Post was going the “you have X free articles and then you have to pay us” deal route. I’ve used up my free articles (oh noes!!!!!!) so I’ll link the Kyev post that has the first couple of paragraphs with this howler at the end.

But the United States says Russia is quietly violating the treaty with a new ground-launched cruise missile, and recent reports suggest Russia may be making more of them. Russia has denied being in violation. The Obama administration has now asked for a rare meeting of a special commission established to hash out compliance issues. A violation of this magnitude, if true, cannot be overlooked; a failure to settle the issue could weaken the treaty.

Oooohhhhh, Obama WILL NOT OVERLOOK THIS!!!!!!!!!

Another red line, another murderous dictator laughing his ass off. I see that we’re going backwards in time, we were in the 90s for a long time, now we’re in the 60s.

We have Russia nukularly rattling their sabers,.talking about militarizing Cuba and Vietnam and the rise in STDs as a result of free love.

So the 60s without the awesome cars and good music.

Eh, at least we don’t have hippies not shaving……

 

This one has me confused,

The Pentagon’s Joint Staff recently warned against using equipment made by China’s Lenovo computer manufacturer amid concerns about cyber spying against Pentagon networks…

…cyber security officials are concerned that Lenovo computers and handheld devices could introduce compromised hardware into the Defense Department supply chain

Can’t China just buy the info from Obama and Hillary!? I mean, China has quite the investment in the whole Dem party, this doesn’t make sense.

Unless….they’re expecting a Trump win!  That’s the only thing that makes sense.

 

Hillary! is obviously a better candidate than Trump, she can stay on-script!

Video: Hillary Clinton reads from script during interview! WikiLeaks bombshell email MSNBC Chris Hayes Tax

As you might have figured out from the quoted text, there’s vid at the link that shows it.

 

As the Dept. of “Justice” is busily ignoring all the revelations of Dem felonies and vote fraud, they have their priorities straight.

While thousands of criminal aliens are being released onto the streets of Arizona, Sheriff Arpaio is the one who is facing the prospect of jail time.

Can’t have a sheriff enforcing laws! That way lies madness!!!!

 

Eh, we have one thing going for us on that whole, ‘invasion’ thing.

The Telegraph published a map showing the U.S. leads the world in private firearm ownership but does not even crack the Top 10 when it comes to firearm-related deaths.

Although methinks, if Hillary! wins, that trend of low gun deaths will be reversed as many gun owners start getting shot resisting arrest.

 

Italians have to be jealous. Fake-food hats!

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Seriously, that just has to piss off Italians.

I’m not sure if I should file this under, “We are not afraid enough of the Japanese” or not.

 

What were you thinking marrying 7 women?

Shoppers at a Colorado strip mall were stunned to spot a group of unusual window-shoppers — a bull elk and his seven female companions.

A video posted to Facebook by John Burns shows the bull bringing up the rear of the elk procession earlier this month at an outdoor shopping center in Estes Park.

Eh, at least they didn’t make him hold all their purses on his antlers.

If you have a few minutes..hours…days….years, you can read about Hillary!’s lies during the debate.

This link is much shorter and non-exhaustive, but it has one thing that really steams me.

the unsurprising part is where our betters explain to us that they need to curtail a Constitutionally protected right to try to fix the problems from restricting another right. Unexpectedly!

Stop-and-frisk deterred criminals from carrying guns.

You know what else deters criminals from wanting to carry guns?

When their fucking prey have guns too.

 

Another unsurprising thing is that nobody appears to be able to remember anything that our fine media betters don’t push all the time.

By 2016, China had disputed territorial claims with every single neighboring country, including those separated by water. Take a look at the map below to get a visual of these disputes:

That doesn’t even mention China messing with Russia over the Vladivostok area but it does mention China messing around with India and Pakistan in the freaking Kashmir (and you thought Syria was a bucket of scorpioins!)

And whatever happened to “Free Tibet”?

 

Something else that is utterly utterly unsurprising.

Janet Yellen was forced to fend off new questions about the Federal Reserve’s political independence as a Republican lawmaker asked her if one of the central bank’s governors was too close to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

The Fed chair was challenged by Scott Garrett, a Republican from New Jersey, over donations that Fed governor Lael Brainard has made to the Clinton campaign and over unconfirmed media reports that Ms Brainard is a contender for a senior job in a potential Clinton administration.

So wait, you mean another of our bureaucracies is rooting for the Dems? Wow, whodathunkit?

Speaking of bureaucracies being in the tank for Hillary!….

This is only surprising if you forget my style of blogging.

I agree with James Comey!

You can call us wrong, but don’t call us weasels. We are not weasels,” Comey declared

Weasels are sneaky.

That farce of an “investigation” was so blatantly obvious that any self-respecting weasel would be embarrassed.

That was the equivalent of waltzing into the chicken coop during feeding time, pushing the farmer out of the way, crapping on the floor and strolling out with a bunch of chickens in his mouth after spray-painting, “The Weasels Was Here!”, then smacking me in the face on the way by.

The FBI is just Hillary!’s Petite Lap FBI. They’ve made that blatantly obvious.

A non-artist’s conception

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I really wish I was competent in picture-editing stuff.

The fact that the FBI put the final nail in the coffin of the rule of law is not all that funny, but it surely is endy and a little surprising. I trusted them for most of my life.

 

I’m actually a little surprised I haven’t seen this AARP article linked a bunch of places where they ask both Hillary! and Trump questions.

There’s a lot in that we already knew, like their different responses to how to deal with terrorism.

Trump’s answer about how to deal with terrorism.

he only way to truly defeat Islamic terrorism is to call it by its name and identify it as a military and ideological foe. The U.S. will cease processing visas or admitting refugees from regions of the world where proper vetting cannot occur and which are at a high risk for terrorism.

We will also resume ideological screening to prevent entry into the United States by those who do not share our values, as was regularly done during the Cold War.

Overseas, we will militarily target and destroy ISIS, al-Qaida and other Islamic terrorists through overwhelming force and by cooperating with regional and international allies who share our goals. Here at home, we will catch, stop and punish lone-wolf terrorists like the Orlando shooter who murdered 49 innocent people. (entire answer V)

Trump wants to screw with terrorist and their countries to keep me safe.

Hillary! on the other hand…..

But we also have to go after them online because that is where they recruit, radicalize and direct attacks. And we need to do a better job of getting there early, rooting out people who are vulnerable and preventing that from happening. But I’m looking at violence broadly.… It’s also why I’ve advocated gun-safety reform, like comprehensive background checks, closing the gun-show loophole, closing the online loophole—because, you know, it’s not only terrorists we need to be worried about. Terrorism is part of it, but gun violence kills 33,000 Americans a year…We’ve got to get serious about stemming violence and terrorism in every way we can. (end of her answer after pro-forma I Will Defeat Isis Overseas  with subtext that she’s already stated she won’t use that icky war thing. V)

Hillary wants to screw with the Constitution and me to keep the gov’t and jihadis safe.

But this is interesting. About dealing with Gridlock In Washington (which I like).

Trump’s answer in its entirety

Setting and establishing a clear agenda, taking it to the American people and developing public support will help to break up gridlock in Washington, along with developing relationships on both sides of the deal and understanding the art of negotiation to get a win for all Americans.

Washington will finally be held accountable for action, performance and results.

Bully the bastards. I’m all in on that, especially since I think he’s telling the truth. We won’t actually know for sure until we see Boehner crying, but I have high hopes.

Part of Hillary!’s answer cuz her lies and distortions annoy me.

People elected have to pay attention to those they represent as opposed to powerful lobbies, like the gun lobby for example

Yeah, the Powerful Gun Lobby that is the result of millions of Americans giving a few dollars. She much prefers to work for shadowy lobbyists where a few people give millions of dollars. It’s much more efficient that way.

But don’t worry, she’s not going to come after my guns. Just illegal ones (All of them not in .gov’s hands.)

With this howler.

I worked as a senator with practically every Republican I served with, and as secretary of state I worked with Republicans

By “Republicans” she means McCain and Lindsey Graham.

little lord graham

I can’t argue with this

I’ve been very grateful for the numbers of Republicans who have come out in support of my campaign.

Yeah, we’ve been watching the GOP wing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You working hand in claw with her.

Actually, it is unsurprising that I haven’t seen this, they asked them both the same questions, that’s verboten in Minitrue’s style book. You ask Trump wedge questions, you ask Hillary! about being a woman and how she’s handling Trump being a meanie.

 

This is funny, if not that surprising.

Riyadh police arrested a Saudi teenager over video recordings of “enticing” online chats he held with an American video blogger. The conversations broadcast live by YouNow went viral and ended up with an audience of thousands of viewers.

 

Dude, you really needed to keep that on the QT in totally tolerant Saudi Arabia.

We can expect stuff like that here now that Obama’s giving away control of the Internet to a bunch of countries without the First Amendment (that would be all countries not named The United States Of America or Japan).

 

Florida Awesome!

 

That had to be Florida. West Virginia doesn’t have a lot of wakeboarders.

 

 

Above the Post immediate Update!!!!

Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap. The only loss was reading Stephen Green’s drunkblogging this morning, I don’t think he was drinking at all! It was all serious and not a bit frivolous with much pointing and laughing. Very disappointing.

Now, on to our post!

We used to be the weak horse, then Bush started invading and fighting jihadis in their lands instead of ours and we became the strong horse (epitomized when Ghadeuffeya gave up his WMD programs).

Then we became the weak horse when Obama ran away.

We’ve evolved since then.

The setp-up.

As Stoaty noted

It’s like that nice Mr bin Laden used to say: when you have a weak horse and a strong horse, they both come together to laugh at the retarded horse.

Yeah, so about that.

Strong horse now that Obama’s helped Iran and Syria ally with Tsar Putin I.

The leader of Hezbollah has lambasted the beleaguered diplomatic efforts to end fighting in Syria, saying that a political solution was not currently possible.

“There are no prospects for political solutions,” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

 

Weak horse now that Obama’s got THE US OUT OF EVERYWHERE and they’re on their own.

Jean-Marc Ayrault, France’s foreign minister, told the meeting that Russia and Iran, which also backs the Syrian regime, would be accomplices to war crimes if they did not press President Bashar al-Assad to stop the violence.

He said the Syrian government “has clearly made the choice of a military escalation”.

“I am calling on Russia and Iran to pull themselves together and show responsibility, by putting a stop to this strategy,” Mr Ayrault said. “If not, Russia and Iran will be accomplices in war crimes committed in Aleppo.”

 

Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. He always shakes when he belly laughs.

 

And you know who the retarded horse is.

(Horse-faced V) Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.

Even though that makes us looks like idiots and fools, I will say I do agree in a limited way.

A/C encouraged Congress to stay in session in DC during the sweltering months. Our nation and the world would be much better off if they were reduced to only a few months forging our chains in DC.

Who’s the screwed horse?

That would be you and me.

Leaked documents with sensitive FBI data exclusively obtained by Breitbart Texas reveal that 7,712 terrorist encounters occurred within the United States in one year and that many of those encounters occurred near the U.S.-Mexico border.

Although, since I live a couple hundred miles from the border, more me than you.

Helpfully illustrated

welcome-to-the-religion-of-peace

So who’s most boned looking at that map? NY, CA and IL, where the gun laws are very restrictive so they’re just victims.

In AZ, FL and Texas it’s a target rich environment.

 

Last, semi-related thing: State Sponsored Terrorism!

In the PIIE’s scenario China could choose… (to) “simply shut down iPhone production in China”.

Shit Just Got Real!