Posts Tagged ‘RAAAAACIST!!!’

No, seriously, no fat chicks, says the President of Botswana,

To drive the point home he pointed to the Assistant Minister of Local Government Botlhogile Tshreletso and said, “I don’t want one like this one. She may fail to pass through the door, breaking furniture with her heavy weight and even break the vehicle’s shock absorbers.”

He’s a former general who has been too wrapped up in his career to marry, but his singleness is becoming a political issue, so he has his presidential aides out looking for a wife for him…yes, really.

And you could make a issue of his douchebagginess, but really, dude’s marrying purely for political reasons, and pretty much makes that known, so I’m not gonna fault him for being douchey and shallow about it.

*punches self for lazy title*

Kurtis Blow, not to be mistaken for NYT’s perpetually hacky and douchebaggy columnist Charles Blow, was busted by TSA who saw, and I quote, an “anomaly in his pants”, which turned out to be an ounce of weed.  Kurtis was written a ticket and went on his merry way.

Fuck yeah Soul Train,

…you’ll probably want to pop a handful of them before reading this:

Officials in a California school district said a middle school student was told to take a U.S. flag off his bike to avoid “racial tension.”

Denair Unified School District Superintendent Edward Parraz said Cody Alicea, 13, was told not to fly the U.S. flag from his bike while at Denair Middle School after complaints from other students, KCRA-TV, Sacramento, Calif., reported.

“(The) First Amendment is important,” Parraz said. “We want the kids to respect it, understand it, and with that comes a responsibility.”

Yeah, because flying an American flag is akin to shouting “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.

And why is this such a powder keg situation?  Let’s let Parraz explain…

“Our Hispanic, you know, kids will, you know, bring their Mexican flags [on Cinco de Mayo] and they’ll display it, and then of course the kids would do the American flag situation, and it does cause kind of a racial tension which we don’t really want,” Parraz said. “We want them to appreciate the cultures.”


So, let me get this straight…It’s all fine and dandy for kids whose heritage is traced back to a foreign country to bring their flags to school to celebrate a foreign holiday, but a kid who wants to fly OUR flag on his bike is somehow in the wrong?  And how about trying to get the kids who are bringing the Mexican flag to school to appreciate, you know, the culture of the country that they’re living in and whose taxpayers are subsidizing their fucking public education? Also, Cinco de Mayo was six fucking months ago, so that doesn’t really seem like it should be an issue at this point. I mean, I come from Irish people, but I don’t look at every damn day like it’s St. Patrick’s Day.

(Okay, maybe that’s not the best example as far as I’m personally concerned, but you know what I’m getting at.)

If the display of the American flag on the campus of an American public school is causing “racial tension,” it might be time to take a long, hard look at how your own multi-culti bullshit has undermined the assimilation of some of your students into American society, rather than lecturing an American student about his First Amendment “responsibility,” seeing as how you don’t seem to fucking grasp the concept yourself, you ass-spelunking, goatse-mouthed, anti-American piece of shit.