Archive for the ‘Trump’ Category

I just cannot keep watching the news. We had months of reports of ‘leaked transcripts of wiretapping” that attempted to harm Trump, which immediately switched to “no proof of wiretapping!” as soon as that could harm Trump.

I’m not interested. At this point, I’m only wondering how the GOP is going to try to explain being feckless assholes who refuse to do anything they’ve been specifically elected to do. Like get the gov’t out of healthcare, secure our borders and enforce our immigration laws.

But since the ‘news’ is out, let’s get some NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heavy on vids and pics.

First, some real news.

Geez, Trump is so fascist and hatist, mere proximity has turned Canada into a bunch of fascist haters!

Nearly half of Canadians want to deport people who are illegally crossing into Canada from the United States, and a similar number disapprove of how Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is handling the influx, according to a Reuters/Ipsos opinion poll released on Monday.

I do wonder how they reconcile that stance and their, Trump is a racist hater for wanting the same thing, stance. You know they’re probably mad at America over it, They’re America’s Illegal Aliens!

 

If you’re going to make fun of Trump, this is how to do it. Zapp Brannigan doing Trump quotes.

Perfect and hilarious. While we’ve never seen them in the same room together, I’ve never seen Trump wear velour. But then, the 70s were sort of a blur and that’s when he would have worn one.

We all have clothes from the 70s we’d like to forget.

 

Via this dude, we see that erstwhile QB Colin Kapernick had some luck on the free agent market!

We know he can scramble and throw a bomb. I’m not sure how he’d do against America’s defensive line, but I’d like to see!

 

Relatedly, via the Jawas, we see this bit of hilarity.

 

Boycott us? No! Boycott You!

Oh, and go fuck yourself. Especially considering the use of “repressive”, just cuz you’re trying to delegitimize their nation doesn’t mean they should be rude!

 

This Amtrack train came into the station through a snow bank, it’s sorta cool, but notice all the people filming this with their phones. Not a one of them realizes that what they’re filming could affect them in any way until it’s far too late. They’re just swept aside. I wonder how badly they, including our intrepid reporter, were injured.

Situational awareness, it’s not just for buying drugs in shitty neighborhoods you know.

 

Now, I could understand padded knees, but would someone explain these mom-jeans to me?

No wait, don’t. I’m sure it’s stupid and I’ve learned enough stupid things for the day.

 

 

US Women’s Hockey Boycotting Championships Over Equal Pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven’t actually watched women’s hockey but if it’s as riveting as women’s basketball, I’m gonna assume there’s a reason for the disparity in pay.

 

Now this story is a perfect example of the problem with journalism today.

Some guy rammed his car into a tree, repeatedly. Here’s the problem.

Headline

Police: Man charged after crashing car into tree repeatedly ‘to prove a point’

Story

A local man is facing charges after police said he repeatedly drove a car into a tree on his property in order to “prove a point” to another resident at the address…

Bailey told officers that he had done so “to try and prove a point”…

he was ramming the car into a tree to prove a point…

 

Who: Local Man, What: Ram car into tree, Where: Pawcuatuck, When, 3pm for half an hour, How: By driving his car

They got the sensational stuff out of the way, tried to make him look like a dumb redneck, but nowhere do they tell us the important “Why”.

Not once do they mention the point he was trying to prove.

They make a point of telling us 4 times that he was attempting to prove a point, but they don’t mention the point or if he proved it!

Just shoddy journalism. How can we know if the point was worth it?

I also don’t see why the police were involved, he was on his own property destroying his own stuff, that’s none of their business.

But then, everything is now the govt’s business anymore it seems.

Into the Aaaaaahhhhhhhh.

Ice box:  that was Kingston last week after a “dusting”. It was below freezing for most of my stay. I saw the blizzard coming and my brother had to go back to work so I switched my flight to yesterday. It was a long day, but it was worth it.

 Aaaahhhhhh. That’s what I’m talking ’bout!

There’s a spring behind the laundry building on the right side that sorta ‘leaks from right to left down a wash behind and below that wall. There’s a lot of life around here, it’s like a bird, rabbit and squirrel sanctuary. Except for the hawks, owls and coyotes I guess.

I’m still a little burned out from my travails yesterday, it was a long day, so just a short round.

 

A little revisionist current events.

Or, some would say, Trump is hurting himself. Either way, there are troubling indications that President Trump is losing his battle with the Democratic Party press.

If it were just Minitrue, he would have a chance. Hell, if it were just the Democratic political/entertainment complex, he would be winning.

But he’s also fighting the GOP,

like McCain going after him for the bullshit Russia Hacked The Election hackassery.

Arizona Sen. John McCain said “there’s a lot of shoes to drop” regarding more information about President Trump and his team’s ties to Russia.

McCain said several aspects related to Trump’s connections with Russia needed more questioning during an interview on CNN’s State of the Union on Sunday.

Little Lord Graham 

President Donald Trump’s proposed budget is set to hit a brick wall in Congress, where some Republican lawmakers say the proposed cuts to foreign aid are out of the question.
“It’s dead on arrival – It’s not going to happen,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., according to NBC News. “It would be a disaster.”

Paul fucking Ryan

House Speaker Paul Ryan told his Republican colleagues in October that he was cutting ties with Donald Trump, saying he would defend the presidential candidate “not now, not in the future,” according to an audiotape of the call released on Monday by Breitbart.

That was from October, but have we seen anything from Ryan that shows he’s not still of that opinion?

Mitch The Bitch McConnell

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Thursday played down expectations that any tax package can be completed before the August recess, despite Trump administration vows to pursue “historic” legislation soon.

“I think finishing on tax reform will take longer,” the Kentucky Republican said in a Politico Playbook interview. “We do have to finish the health care debate … before we go to taxes.”

Which “health care debate” is all about… you guessed it! 

Indeed, the whole GOP establishment is fighting Trump.

The RNC is having a hard time finding Republicans who haven’t roasted Trump.

On Wednesday, the RNC’s Hispanic outreach director, Ruth Guerra, resigned from her post. Two aides told The New York Times that she felt “uncomfortable” working with Donald Trump, who has routinely made racist remarks about Hispanics during his presidential run. The RNC announced that Guerra would be replaced by Helen Aguirre Ferré, who furiously deleted scores of tweets attacking Trump.

 

“roasted Trump”, as you can see, means, “roast Trump daily”. You know, if you want to be technical. And accurate.

For the record, I typed each of the names with links above before looking for the links, I knew what I would find.

He’s fighting everybody who’s pissed off at We Teh Peepul for deciding to pay attention to the screwing we’re getting from our betters.

 

They’re relentless. Most of the media is still talking about Flynn for fuck’s sake. And that includes most of Foxnews. I can’t even watch Shep anymore, I just want to smack the ignorant yet oh-so-superior smirk off his face.

 

Related: CBO declares WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE IF THEY CHANGE A JOT OR TITTLE OF OBAMACARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Congressional Budget Office said Monday that the White House-backed plan to repeal and replace Obamacare would result in an estimated 24 million more uninsured people by 2026.

 

When I first saw that I thought how funny it is that not forcing people to buy something means fewer people will buy it, then I saw some congresscritter make the same point and Minitrue was On The Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  with help from some helpful Republicans.

“If half of the CBO [report] is true, I think we should slow down,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said Monday.

Asked for reaction to the score, Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.), who is physician, said, “It’s awful.”

“President Trump says he wants as many people covered as under ­ObamaCare,” he added.

With this howler from that minitrue outlet in good standing, the Hill.

The findings from the nonpartisan CBO

Yeah. Non-partisan. We’ll go with that. It sounds so much better than ‘establishment pricks who hate the concept of America’.

Which howler is followed by another.

The findings from the nonpartisan CBO are significant because both parties have long pointed to the office’s findings when pushing legislation.

 

And that my friends is all they’re good for. Cuz they certainly aren’t any good at actually predicting shit.

 

Also related. A puppy blender post.

INDEED: “The implicit standard in analysis of the health insurance system is that every consumer must have government-selected coverage. But why?”

 

That’s because our fine betters are all saying that’s the standard and the media is happy to push it that way. They’ve moved the debate from “Should the gov’t be involved health care?” to “Of course the gov’t needs to be involved in healthcare, let’s argue about how much freedom we’re going to pretend to give our serfs.”

We no longer have just the Democratic political/entertainment complex pushing that shit, the GOP and much of Foxnews is doing it as well. Which makes it much harder for the idea that the gov’t should not be in charge of every aspect of our lives to be discussed.

It surely can’t be discussed in polite company.

They’re relentless. Much of America is getting sick of it. Which is exactly what our fine betters are hoping.

It reminds me of a young Tard dog learning a valuable lesson when he caught the cat he had chased a few times.

Chasing something is far different from actually catching it.

They’re chasing our complete subjugation and I don’t think they’ll like it if they get much farther along that particular spectrum.

 

 

 

From from fools and from sages.

But mostly fools, cuz there surely are a lot of them.

Hey, maybe tomorrow SMOD will take us away!

 

It’s funny how small the world is these days.

Did the French media conspire to destroy the presidential candidacy of François Fillon over the issue of his wife’s alleged non-existent job as his parliamentary assistant? Is Emmanuel Macron a candidate produced by the media? Does Marine Le Pen get a rough ride from the mainstream media in France?

How do you say, “Minitrue” in French? How about “NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc.”?

 

I’ve been trying to figure out what this Geert Wilders dude is all about, but like most people hated by all the right “journalists”, it’s hard to figure him out, but this doesn’t sit well.

 

On one policy, leader Geert Wilders told Euronews he thinks the Koran should be forbidden in the Netherlands, just like Adolf Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”.

“I rather would have not Koran at all as we in Holland at least have outlawed Mein Kampf as well.

The problem with EUnuchs is that their masters sit on the serfs until the serfs get sick of it. Then you have The Terror and it’s no fun being the “Other” at that point.

It would be sorta funny if France and the Netherlands became fascist and forced it on Germany and Italy though, so we might have that to look forward to.

 

This one is so absurd it belongs in the chuckler at the end section, but it’s related to the above and it’s not an Onion article, so here it is.

Sven Pohl, 37, posted pics online of slices of toast with the dictator’s face burned on them.

His bizarre tributes to the Fuhrer breached Germany’s strict laws forbidding public admiration for the evil leader.

It led to police raiding his home in Dresden where they found evidence of drug trafficking.

For toast. They went after him for making toast. Pro tip, if you’re a drug dealer don’t advertise your nazi proclivities.

I do hope someone figures out a way to make Trump toast. Spreading it around various college faculty rooms would be all about Teh Win. The screeching would be hilarious.

 

Chicago, that toddlin’ town, went almost a week without a murder (just a few attempted murders, their murderers are obviously incompetent) and all the right people were celebrating, but the cops notice things.

But no one is noting that after a week of particularly warm weather, temps dropped back down to the regular below-freezing levels, putting a damper on the high spirits of the south and west sides.

Funny that.

 

Speaking of Chicago gangsters, Obama! As an aside, the journolist phrase for the weekend was “without evidence”.

Fortune, like any good Minitrue outlet, is trying to obfuscate the issue, but if you read far enough into the article, past all the “Trump is a doody-head” stuff, you get to this.

The roots of the FISA warrant were themselves odd. According to both Mensch and the BBC, they centered on a server in Trump Tower found last Spring to have been communicating with Russia’s Alfa Bank, itself reportedly with strong ties to Vladimir Putin. The FBI reportedly came to conclude that the communications were likely innocuous.

Huh, why it’s almost as if there is some proof!

A liar (Ruth Marcus) at the Fake News site, Wash Post, had this to say on Twitter

If Trump is correct about wiretaps, signals big trouble for him–a FISA warrant, federal judge finding probable cause for surveillance.

So I guess we’ll know how Minitrue will cover it, blame Obama’s chicago-machine lawless slimery on Trump.

 

Here’s one of the reports that seems to have some evidence that our fine Minitrue betters are denying exist.

Lawyers from the National Security Division in the Department of Justice then drew up an application. They took it to the secret US court that deals with intelligence, the Fisa court, named after the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. They wanted permission to intercept the electronic records from two Russian banks.

Their first application, in June, was rejected outright by the judge. They returned with a more narrowly drawn order in July and were rejected again. Finally, before a new judge, the order was granted, on 15 October, three weeks before election day.

A lawyer- outside the Department of Justice but familiar with the case – told me that three of Mr Trump’s associates were the subject of the inquiry. “But it’s clear this is about Trump,” he said.

I spoke to all three of those identified by this source. All of them emphatically denied any wrongdoing. “Hogwash,” said one. “Bullshit,” said another. Of the two Russian banks, one denied any wrongdoing, while the other did not respond to a request for comment.

Huh. Why, it’s almost as if Obama was a slimy, chicago-machine pol and used chicago-machine political slimery all the time! That’s crazy talk, to believe that you’d have to believe he used the IRS to go after political opponents and used the ATF to sell guns to Mexican gangs to gin up a controversy to take my guns!

Now, if you read the BBC article that I quoted, you’ll see it’s from when our fine media betters were trying to tie Trump to Russia, so in other words, oft evil will shall evil mar as their “Trump’s a Russian Puppet!!!!” story line exposed the more accurate story line, “Obama was a lawless POTUS that our fine media betters ignored.”

 

As our fine media betters are freaking out about Trump pointing out the perfidy and felony of their god-president, they’re ignoring a real intelligence failure (in both senses)

Last year, eight members of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence issued a demand that their staffers be granted access to top secret classified information.

The signatories to the letter were Andre Carson, Luis Guiterez, Jim Himes, Terri Sewell, Jackie Speier, Mike Quigley, Eric Swalwell and Patrick Murphy. All the signatories were Democrats. Some had a history of attempting to undermine national security.

Two of them have been linked to an emerging security breach…

Imran Awan and his two brothers, Jamal and Abid, are at the center of an investigation that deals with, among other things, allegations of illegal access.  They have been barred from the House of Representatives network.

A member of Congress expressed concern that, “they may have stolen data from us.”

All three of the Pakistani brothers had been employed by Democrats.

Huh, why…it’s almost as if our fine media betters are rooting for one side over the other?!?!?!?!?!?!

As for the actual breach, who gives a shit? When Obama was not selling our secrets to our enemies Hillary was allowing all and sundry to steal them from her bathroom server. The only secrets we have left are all the felonies and treasons the Dems committed during the Obama admin.

 

Another Breakthrough In Feminist Mathematics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In much the same way that feminist education scholars have shown, via discourse analysis, the incompatibility between femininity and mathematical achievement, both Walker and Stinson show the complex ways successful black mathematics students must accommodate, reconfigure or resist the discursive construction of a normative white, masculine mathematical subjectivity.

 

Yawn, it’s old.

 

I keep seeing this again for some reason

neither

That depends if it’s a girl dog or a boy dog.

answer

Gotta have access. What use is being able to lick your balls if you hide them? Plus, that makes a walk with the guys a lot easier

 

Cracking Me Up

Posted: February 28, 2017 by veeshir in Trump

I’ve been watching Trump for 41 minutes longer than I’ve watched any political speech except Bush’ 2002 SOTU and the speech 10/2001, yes, I’ve been watching for 41m 10s.

I saw earlier that Nancy Pelosi told the Dems to not be childish. I was surprised she did it and even more surprised that she meant it. I figured they’d act like little bitches and Trump would be at 75% approval tomorrow.

He’s been trolling the Dems hard. I cannot believe they didn’t explode when he bashed extra-criminal illegal aliens and then Obamacare.

The GOP applauded his call to repeal Obamacare, I wonder if they’re going to be applauding when he starts letting them know he expects them to actually follow through.

“Paid family leave”, he is a Northeast liberal after all.

Now he’s in the pandering section. Have fun! (changed 20 seconds later!)

I wuz wrong, he wasn’t pandering, he was trolling using Dem constituencies. Bwaahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Oh, and this.

simple-yet-elegant

Brilliant!

You’ll finally have your pet’s attention when you try to take a picture.

Although….they really should have used cheese.

 

Missing The Opportunity

Posted: February 26, 2017 by veeshir in Fun With Media, minitrue madness, PEBKAC, Trump

Dammmit, I can’t believe Trump blew this one.

He should let loose his inner monkey/chucacubra thing

oh-no

and asked, “What would Howard Stern do?”

Howard won an award that he thought was ridiculous and just a way to get him to come to their award show to up the ratings, so he sent Beetlejuice to accept it.

 

Trump should have sent someone totally ridiculous that the fine, tolerant, ignorant, hate-filled assholes of our fine media would not be able to get OUTRAGED!!!! over even as (s)he made a mockery of their little circle-jerk. Like some drug-addled, transgender, meth-addicted hooker.

Trump doesn’t miss many opportunities but he surely blew one with that. Oh well. Maybe next year. You don’t want to use your best stuff too early in your term.

Their response?

I wonder, as they’re sucking their own dicks/”Spotlighting The Best Political Journalism Of The Past Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, will they highlight Catherine Herridge’s work on uncovering Clinton Corruption?

Sorry, I should warn you when I write something that ridiculous. I’m sure they’ll be too busy applauding some lying asshole who made up one of the fake news stories that wasn’t immediately debunked.

 

 

Speaking of fake news, with thanks to Paco

bird-liner-approved

Wash Post hires John Podesta! for that hard-hitting, non-partisan, political commentary we can expect from your average, dishonest, lying, equivocating, bullshit-artist Clintonista. That should go a long way in repairing their reputation!

But this isn’t just about one Minitrue outlet, it’s about two!

From the Hill

Podesta became a household name after emails from his personal account, some of which were critical of Hillary Clinton, were dumped before the election by WikiLeaks. The Trump campaign seized on some of them as evidence of collusion between some members of the media and the Clinton campaign.

The Hill knows that collusion talk is just crazy talk! And they have John Podesta to back them up!

Tools.

 

I keep seeing this Tucker Carlson quote and people, elite people from elite schools, seem to think it’s “profound” or some other stupid shit like that.

“Look, it’s really simple,” Carlson says. “The SAT 50 years ago pulled a lot of smart people out of every little town in America and funneled them into a small number of elite institutions

Ummmm, no. Those universities have always taken the rich and elite, so people who weren’t so connected did not go to those “elite” schools to be all elitified.

Unless by “small number” he’s talking about a few hundred. Just because someone had a 1300 on their SAT (1400 used to be the max, 700 english/700math) that didn’t mean they were going to Harvard or whatever other ‘elite’ school he’s talking about. Lots of those people ended up at state schools because they couldn’t afford to be ‘elite’, just smart.

Those are the ‘truths’ people from ‘elite’ schools tell themselves, they’re better and smarter than the rest of us.

They don’t get around the hoi polloi much so they don’t risk having a farmer in Upper Nowhere, Flyover Country show them that perhaps they aren’t all that “elite”.

Yeah, I have a chip on my shoulder over smug, superior idiocies like that. I was going to ignore it but I keep seeing it. On blogs of people who went to the “elite” schools Tucker’s talking about.

In conclusion, you can tell Tard Dog is getting old. These birds are fighting over his leftover dry-food. As he sleeps less than 3 feet away on the other side of a palm tree.

Yes, a dove eats his food.

bird129

First the bunny rabbits used to just hop on by while he was sleeping and now birds are fighting over his food.

He should be embarrassed, but he isn’t. He’s asleep.

Who Got Trumped?

Posted: February 20, 2017 by veeshir in EUnuchstan, Fun With Media, Notes on the Revolution, Trump

She got trumped.

A more salient tipping point for West however was Donald Trump’s use of Twitter during the US election and his major role in normalising and legitimising lies, hate and abuse of almost everyone.

West commented, “What finally got me to leave is the way Donald Trump is using that platform as President. He is using it in a way that I think is dangerous to human life on earth”.

I think I can say without hyperbole that this woman cannot even think without using hyperbole.

 

Minitrue thinks they have a weiner!!!! But they’ve been trumped.

Powerline sez “Trump 4, Politifact 1”, but it’s 5-0.

Trump wrong on vetting refugees

Defending his stalled immigration ban, Trump said “there was no way to vet those people. There was no documentation. There was nothing.”

(Politifact sez) Trump has said this before. It’s False. A refugee vetting system does exist and has existed since 1980.

Powerline sez

That is true. If Trump had said vetting was inadequate, he would have been correct. But to say there was “no documentation. There was nothing” is an exaggeration. Score: 2-1, Trump.

Trump was talking about vetting people from places like Iran, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, Sudan and Libya. and the other places he travelly banned, how do you vet people who come from some place with no central gov’t? How do you vet people when you cannot trust the gov’t to be truthful? Iran, Yemen, Sudan, Libya and Syria would love to ship terrorists here. How have we been doing ‘vetting’ folks from Somalia?

Saying he’s “wrong” would be a stretch.

 

At least they didn’t score his Sweden remark as false like our fine Minitrue betters who’ve been pumping out story after fakenews about it.

The former Swedish foreign minister wondered what Donald Trump was “smoking” after the president referred to a nonexistent terror attack in the Scandinavian country.

“Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound,”

 

So what did he say?

“You’ve got to keep our country safe. You look at what’s happening in Germany, you look at what’s happening last night in Sweden,” he said during the speech in Melbourne, Fla.

So what’s been happening with Sweden thanks with their totally vetted refugees?

GANGS OF CRIMINAL YOUTHS FROM MUSLIM IMMIGRANT SUBURBS OF STOCKHOLM AND GOTHENBURG HAVE STARTED TRAVELING TO NORWAY TO COMMIT BURGLARIES AND OTHER CRIMES, POLICE IN OSLO HAVE REPORTED.

Yeah, but they’re Swedish citizens!

Ellefsen said most of the Swedish gang members causing trouble in Norway were well-known to Swedish police, and that their anonymity in Norway, as well as the relative wealth of the country’s citizens, was what was luring them across the border.
“They also know well that there is a lot of wealth in Norwegian homes,” he said. Three of the four Swedes arrested are of Somali descent, while the fourth is Iraqi.

But let’s call Trump a liar for stating the obvious.

I said that Norway and Denmark were going to laugh at Sweden, but I wuz wrong. They’re going to be pretty fucking pissed off if this trend keeps happening.

How funny would it be if Sweden did not stop people from entering their country but their citizens are not allowed into their neighbor’s countries?

 

Who wishes they had a Trump? Canadia!

A municipal authority in Manitoba, Canada is concerned about the influx of dozens of “asylum seekers” who showed up to border town of Emerson Sunday morning.

“I’m scared, the bigger the numbers — if we don’t have enough officials, someone is going to slip through the crack because there’s so many people to process,” Reeve Greg Janzen, a municipal authority, told CBC News.

The illegal refugees are crossing over form North Dakota and are being processed at the remote prairie town with minimal investigation by Canada Border Service Agency officials.

Janzen said the small town of 671 residents — portrayed by the Canadian media as mostly supportive of the illegals — has become restive because of the increasing numbers and the frequency of the border violations.

Reality trumps lefty idiocy.

They can bash Trump all they want, let’s see how they like all the ‘refugees’ who are going to flee America because of the hyperbole and stupidity of our fine social, moral, intellectual and political betters.

 

How are the EUnuchs doing on their vetting?

Bosbach heard them tell how they had fled their country for fear of jihadist violence. Eventually, they reached the part of their story, in which they filled in their asylum application, in one of the foreign offices of the German Federal Office for Migration and Refugees (BAMF). There, they faced a BAMF employee with a headscarf, who was going to decide whether or not they, Christians, would get protected status.

 

That’s hilarious. The folks in the religion of those doing the terrorizing are stopping the folks being terrorized by their co-religionists from fleeing oppression. I love this

“is not entirely ungrounded. Therefore, I cannot understand, why only Muslims in BAMF get to decide whether or not Christians, who fled from radical Muslims, get the right to stay in the Federal Republic of Germany.”

WTF? Only Muslims get to decide on Christians’ status?

Jebus. Eh, maybe we’ll see a pogrom against someone besides the Jews if EUnuch masters do not stop shitting on their serfs.

They need to get Trumped but since they’re Europeans, they usually get someone a lot less non-fascist.

 

 

The way our shithead pols are shitting on us. Now, this is a fakenewser extraordinaire, but it feels right.

One of President Trump’s primary goals — and a long-standing priority of the Republican Party — is to repeal the Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. Obamacare. On Thursday, House Republican leaders briefed members on aspects of their plan, but there is as yet no consensus on what the plan will ultimately contain.

Yeah, about what I expected. They’re trying to trump us.

But that bit about it being a “long-standing priority of the Republican Party” is wrong. It’s been a priority of Republican voters, but the Party apparatchiks have been too busy throwing stinky fish at me to get me to slap my fins and honk my horn.  That’s why we have Trump instead of a Republican.

 

Trump is the most extreme person ever!

who believe that he is a budding fascist dictator on the verge of building concentration camps, but if you really did believe that, wouldn’t you wish, at least a little, that the media hadn’t been exactly as hysterical when faced with the bland, anodyne visage of Mitt Romney? Or John McCain? You want to be taken seriously now after insisting that Dick Cheney was the new American Gestapo?”

He’s extremely uninterested in doing what the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party wants so he is therefore very extreme! Right John Fucking McCain?

I never figured out why Foxnews replaced Tony Snow with Minitrue member in good standing, Chris Wallace. I just do not like that guy and it seemed they  could have found someone from outside the media-bubble. But they made their decision so we get stories like this.

Chris Wallace, who only has a career in news because of his hack father Mike Wallace had a meltdown while interviewing Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. Bitter Wallace is a leftist hack, like Shepard Smith, which is why I watch less and less of Fox News these days. As usual, Wallace’s talking points centered around thee faux Russian hacking.

The fucking stupidity of focusing so much time and effort on ‘Russia Hacked Our Election!!!!’ stupidity. That ignores all the nefarious, treasonous and felonious contacts between the Golden Cow and Tsar Putin I.

We are supposed to forget that Obama and Hillary spent years bashing Bush because he alienated Russia and now, we’re supposed to be OUTRAGED!!!! over some Minitrue idiocy about Trump and Russia?

Go Fuck Yourselves.

 

Via Cold Fury, we see Trump’s speech in Florida with this bit that’s all about teh truth and awesome.

The so-called global elite have done well for themselves, but left working families with shrinking wages. Really they are shrinking. 18 years ago though many of you in this room made more money working one job than you’re making right now working two and three jobs. Instead of peace, we’ve seen wars that never end and conflicts that never seem to go away. We don’t fight to win. We fight politically correct wars. We don’t win anymore. We don’t win at trade. We don’t win in any capacity. We don’t win anymore. We’re going to start winning again. Believe me.

Yes, winning is so gauche, it’s just not done by all the right people.

You know, the ones still whining about losing an election.

 

Also via Cold Fury, we see this bit of ‘Wargaming‘, where some non-occutardish types get sick of occutardish and BLM violent rioting.

It’s very interesting, my only quibble would be all the Spec-Ops!!!!! frills. For instance, why get LE-only radios? Much of the Tacticool!!! stuff would only produce a trail for the police to follow.

I do love this fillip, it’s what I expect.

And just for fun, the night before, he’d left enough parts and exemplars inside the garage of the witch organizing this event to see her off to a long odyssey through the federal courts and prison system, after one anonymous phone call. Life’s a bitch, especially when you are one, he chuckled to himself as he salted the items among her possessions the night before.

Lovely. Attack a lefty riot and blame the attack on the organizer of the riot. That’s hilarious.

 

Our fine betters should pick their battles better, or they’re gonna be standing there, looking at a 5 foot metal chicken. Click that, read it. It’s old but it’s awesomely funny. You’ll LOL you will.

chicken61

Just not as endy. I expect that to change once this changes.

no-invasion-season those temps are in Fahrenheit. It’s a couple months from invasion season in Ukraine and Korea.

Fakenewsers extraordinaire have the funniest question in the funniest article.

The administration is complying with the order. But Trump’s increasingly alarming tweets and this type of rhetoric about the judge’s authority leads us to a question: What if it didn’t? What if Trump or any president — decided too much was at stake or that he didn’t recognize “this so-called judge’s” authority?

What if? No really, what if? No, I’m serious, what if? No, I’m really, really serious, what if?

I guess we’ll never know.

Speaking of Fakenews, some highlights. A very non-exhaustive list of some fakenews from outlets like the Wash Post.

 

Moh-ron self-identifies!

for-teh-win

I don’t know, does you?

 

Our fine, tolerant, totally not absofuckinglutely insane leftist friends are freaking out and it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

Now, apparently the Patriots were Trump and Atlanta was Hillary so they’re freaking out over that.

They’re freaking out over anything.

I have to wonder, how many of these people will realize at some point that they’ve become pathetically ridiculous?

redundancy

 

Yeah, I’m going with “Not very many” too.

 

Coupla cool things.

Flight attendants are trained to catch slavers and they seem to do at least fairly well at it.

I hope so, there are few things worse than slavers.

 

This link has a bunch of CIA maps back to the 40s and a bunch of other stuff that’s been declassified.

 

Okay, is this the worst journalist in the country?

Police in Williamson County are looking for a convicted drug dealer who is supposed to be serving 12 years in prison.

Deangelo Martinez Radley, also known as Angelo Radley and Deangelo Davis, has several active warrants out for his arrest.

He is considered to be armed and dangerous and has allegedly made previous threats to law enforcement officers.

There is not a thing in that story about why he is not in custody, just the passively voiced, “is supposed to be serving 12 years in prison.”

So why isn’t he serving his sentence? How did they lose him?

There’s so much that story does not tell us. All it is is a APB telling us to be on the lookout, not a news article giving us information.

The answer to the question above is, of course, “No”. They all suck. There are probably 5 journalists left in America.

The state of journalism in America is pretty pathetic.