Archive for the ‘Democratic morality’ Category

I’ve always liked side B of News of the World much more than side A

 

So, is this a criminal returning to the scene of the crime or is Tsar Putin I going to give a pep talk, ala King Edward V, prior to the coming invasion?

Russian President Vladimir Putin and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev arrived in occupied Crimea.

It’s not invasion season in the area, but who knows? They have to realize that the next POTUS, either Hillary! or Trump, will have more balls than Obama.

This one has so many ridiculosities in it that I can’t figure out if it’s satire or real. It’s about the “cease fire” in Syria that apparently, people are still pretending is real.

First, we have this

However, two aid convoys have idled along the Turkish-Syrian border since Monday as the UN waits… for Damascus to grant official approval allowing the entry of the relief trucks.

 

So they’re waiting for permission from a murderous dictator, who’s pissed on every “Red Line” Obama keeps setting, to give them permission to resupply the people he has under siege? Seriously?

More

The Castello Road has been at the center of the US-Russia brokered cessation of hostilities in Syria, which stipulates not only a freeze on fighting but also the shipment of relief supplies to eastern Aleppo.

“Your shoelaces are untied!”….

As plans for the Aleppo aid delivery hang in the balance, threatening the US-Russian-backed cessation of hostilities

So the Syrians dropping 50-gallon drums loaded with explosives and jagged pieces of shit-dipped metal isn’t a violation of the cease-fire but failure to give aid is? Ummmmm, ceasing fire is the first prerequisite of a cease-fire. It’s right there in the name! That’s the biggest reason I think this might be satire.

They Syrians want some of that sweet, sweet aid too.

Regime loyalists in two towns north of Aleppo have protested against allowing aid into opposition-held eastern Aleppo until relief shipments were also dispatched to encircled areas of the Idlib province

I’m actually on their side, if you’re going to give aid to one set of murderous jihadis, why not give it to the another set of murderous assholes? The more energy spent on killing each other in Syria the less they have to use elsewhere.

 

The EUnuchs are not amused!

The panel – titled “Refugees, Populism, Brexit – Is the EU coming apart? – was composed of (Eunuchs, V)….

He added that modern issues “cannot be solved on the basis of the nation-state. I think our British friends will find that out the hard way.”…

 

No, we need unelected oligarchs to rule us!!!! Something totally new!!!!! Since it’s new we need a new name!!! We can call it the Holy… ummm… Gaian Roman Empire!

Unelected, entitled, better than we oligarchs!

…British politician and pro-Brexit campaigner Michael Howard, criticized the panel for suggesting that xenophobia was the root of both Brexit and Europe’s apparent disintegration.

“It’s about the will of the people,” Howard said.

the darkest forces that exist on our continent” were the driving force behind the move towards disintegration.

I agree. Except for a little blip in the 19th and 20th century, Europeans are not amused by freedom loving people. That’s why there’s an America.

I have to agree with this too.

“You cannot imagine Europe without migration

Exactly, Goths, Huns, Saxons, Celts… the list goes on and on. Now we have the next set of invaders from north Africa and the Middle East instead of the steppes, it’s just a typical historic pattern that’s happened since long before Homer was singing for his supper.

 

We are on the defensive,” said Barroso during his opening remarks, regarding the project for a united Europe. Political parties that have “bashed Europe for 30 years” laid the ground for events like Brexit, he said.

No, you’re offensive. But as for the rest of the remark; so for 30 years people have been bashing a EUnuchstan that only formed in 1992? Or were you talking about this?

The French President, Charles de Gaulle, has for a second time said he will veto Britain’s application to join the Common Market.He warned France’s five partners in the European Economic Community (EEC) that if they tried to impose British membership on France it would result in the break-up of the community.

Damn unhelpful types.

I forget who said it, but we really are living in a deeply stupid time.

Okay, this one makes me laugh. A Spanish town is putting artistic representations of shit around their town to get dog owners to clean up after their dogs. Someone stole their giant pile of inflatable merde. They were just begging for it to be ripped off. It’s awesome looking.  The pic at that link makes it look like merde blanco, but if you click to the Spanish language link, you’ll see it’s merde marrón. So if you see a huge pile of inflatable shit, call Spain.

merde-marron

 

Which lets us seg our ue to America! There are like a billion yard sales around here every weekend but I am pretty depressed I missed this one.

ABC 15 reported the (Chic-Fil-A) cow was spotted in a backyard on Monday. The owner reportedly told police he purchased it at a garage sale over the weekend believing it was a bounce house.

The inflatable cow was initially stolen from out of the back of a pickup truck at a local event on Sept. 4.

Now I’m going to have to go to Spanish yard sales to see if I can find Merde Grande.

 

I’m calling Hillary Clinton on this one. So the entitled millionaire from the Broncos who’s pissing on America said this

I was in Miami with three others at a restaurant and there was a shooting.

We began to leave the only way we knew, but there was a lady in regular street clothes directing traffic, telling us, “Go this way, go this way!” At a serious, scary moment a lady I didn’t know was telling me which way to go, and I didn’t trust it.

We went our own way, and she yelled to the cops, “Stop him! Get him!” When I turned around, about five officers rushed toward me to take me down. They tried to take me down up top, then they tried to grab my legs. One of the cops pointed a Taser at my chest. They handcuffed me and I heard one say, “Take him in for resisting.”

I was in the back of the police car headed to the station when one of the officers radioes in and said, “Bring him back.” They told me, “Look, we’re not going to take you in as long as you keep this between us.”

I hope Miami cops sue the shit out of that clintonian sack of America-hate. Hmmmm, maybe he took Merde Grande thinking it was an homage to him?

An ongoing series, starting in the 70s.

Taxpaying New Yorkers are leaving in droves for other states, according to a new study.

 

I watched GE, Carrier, IBM, Oneida Silver, Corningware, Xerox, Veeshir and more leave that state for freer pastures over the last 40 years. Now, in the age of the intertubes, you don’t need to live anywhere special to conduct financial stuff, which means that Wall St. is now online.

It’s too bad. Upstate NY was always screwed up but still a cool place to live if you didn’t mind snow and cold. It has mountains, lakes, beaches, amusement parks, farms, the Erie Canal and lots of industry. Now, it has shopping and welfare.

 

I love this one.

TrumpLeaks is an effort to uncover unreported video or audio of Donald Trump so voters can have access to the Donald Trump who existed before running for president and before his recent affinity for teleprompters.

 

Like Hillary!, Trump has been in the public eye for decades. Unlike Hillary! he does not hide and lie his way through life with a compliant media aiding and abetting his cover-ups. All the dirt on him as been tabloid fodder forever.

The funniest part is this bit that proves what I just wrote

When it comes to Donald Trump, we already have video of interviews where he discussed his preferred sexual positions, said “I would love to be a well-educated black, because I really believe they do have an actual advantage today” and declared “putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing.” Given Trump’s long career as a celebrity and provocateur, there’s certainly more where that came from.

If we want we can know his favorite sexual position (by “we” I mean ‘you’, I don’t wanna know), is there really anything we don’t already know about him?

Well, except what he’d do as POTUS, but the only way we’ll find that out is to elect him.

 

We do know all about Hillary! in general (there’s a reason “clintonian” is a dysphemism for lying)  even as her compliant media shields us from knowing the details of her mendacity.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time small donation through her official campaign website, multiple sources tell the Observer.

The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation’s biggest banks receives up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton’s small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges

Every time you think you’ve plumbed the depths of the Clintons’ scumbaggery, you find out they’re worse.

 

Eh, at least I have a chuckler to end on today.

Only Stormtroopers are so precious!

Has the planet been in the Sun too long and now we’re going crazy from the heat?

 

So think I’m the one who’s crazy for saying that?

Yeah, but what about this?

Officials are now investigating how often refugees are vacationing in their homeland, having previously said they are fleeing persecution.

Rules in Germany state that asylum seekers who claim social benefits are entitled to leave the country for 21 days a year – but they are not obliged to report where they are traveling.

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No, it’s more like ?!?!?!?!!???????!

Lest we forget that China isn’t just ruled by expansionistic commie dictators, they’re murderous,expanionistical commie dictators!

So China has been going all Kelo on a village and the headman tried to stop it, so he was jailed. Then, Chinese journalists tried to cover (not cover up V) the story and

Around 9.30pm, two dozen unidentified men broke into the house and pushed the Post reporter to the ground, accusing him and others of stealing.

The owner of the house was also subdued by the assailants, who did not show any documentation throughout the incident.

The other two Hong Kong journalists later told the Post reporter that one of them was punched in the stomach by the assailants and another one slapped twice in the face.

The three journalists were then taken to a local police station where they were joined by two more Hong Kong reporters from another publication.

They were questioned separately by Lufeng government officials, who accused them of “illegal” reporting and breaching police cordon.

This would never happen in America! Here, the pols get bribed and the “journalists” cover up the wrong-doing so it would never come to this.

Yeah, the Chinese people and journos are acting more like Americans than Americans.

Crazy, huh?

 

This one has me confused, we all saw Menendez help Hillary! cover up her felonious behavior and yet, he’s still under indictment?!?!

Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) has lost another round in his fight to get the bribery and corruption charges against him dismissed.

Shouldn’t they have covered that up by now? Besides helping Hillary!, he has that (D) after his name! Even crazier, that article has his party affiliation in the first paragraph!

Now that’s crazy!

Unless… he did piss Obama off over the Iran/nuclear war in the middle east deal so that could explain it.

 

Sure, the NY Post has some  (link fixed)crazy headlines, but they’re doing most of the reporting the rest of the ‘journalistic’ entities in America are refusing to do.

Sometimes there seems to be no more than six degrees of separation between the Clintons and any financial trick pulled over the last few decades.

The deuce you say! 6 degrees? More like 1 degree hidden behind some cut-outs, but still…

…alleging that AIG engineered bogus reinsurance transactions in 2000 and 2001 to bolster its reserves against possible losses…

AIG was pulling that same sort of nonsense in Arkansas in the late ’80s when Bill Clinton was governor…

The Clintons are the gift that keeps on taking.

That article has this

Sixty-one percent of Americans say the presidential election is the biggest threat to the economy.

So are Americans actually starting to notice reality around the Minitrue deceptions?

Now that’s just crazy talk.

 

This is just Cruzy!

I like Cruz, the guy shows class. He and Odell Beckham wore patriotic cleats last Sunday and now they’re worried about being fined.

Meanwhile, in Missouri,

A Democratic state senator from St. Louis refused to stand while her colleagues recited the Pledge of Allegiance in the Missouri Capitol.

And she’ll probably be re-elected.

That’s an insane drudgetaposition.

Eh, at least they put her party affiliation in the first paragraph. I mean, as with Menendez, we all knew their affiliation before (NJ Pol and anti-patriotism are both hallmarks of the Dem party) but it’s still nice to see it.

 

Speaking of crazy, people pretending to believe the ever-shifting story of Hillary!’s obvious health problems are really getting annoying.

She “stumbled,” because she was “overheated.” Then “dehydrated”—because she refuses to drink water, except she said herself she loves the stuff and drinks it “all the time. Next up, she was “powering through,” because “that’s what women do.” And now it’s gonna be “the flu,” I guess.

Of course her totally trustworthy Dr (she has a white lab coat!!!!!!!) told us she has “non-contagious, bacterial pneumonia

So about that…..

 

You would think a journalist would notice that. See, that’s you’re problem, ‘thinking’ and ‘journalism’ are mutually contradictory concepts in 21st century America. Stop with the crazy talk!

In a non-insane world, Bill would have been a successful car salesman killed by falling out the window when her husband came home and Hillary would have been a disbarred lawyer living in a gingerbread house.

I like Ann Coulter, she’s like a rougher version of Dick Cheney. Her major goal in life is to drive lefties crazy.

She’s good at it too.

That’s weird, I thought I had a chuckler to end on and I got nothing.

Crazy huh?

 

I just can’t figure out a title, just like yesterday. I might be the only person who gets a laugh out of my headlines, but I usually do get that laugh.

Oh well, let’s tube.

Will Syria become a battleground between Turkey and the Kurds?

Turkish troops and special forces, backed by allied Syrian rebel groups,launched on August 24 the Euphrates Shield operation to liberate the strategic Syrian city of Jarablus on the border with Turkey from ISIS. Turkey’s president later vowed to press ahead with the military offensive until ISIS and Syrian Kurdish militias no longer posed a security threat to Turkey.

The Kurds tried to make nicey with the Turks, but as the Armenians discovered, the Turks aren’t all that into diversity.

Stories coming out of Syria are all confused as to who’s who. I’ll provide a helpful guide. It stopped being about anybody but jihadis long ago. Except for the murderous Syrian dictator’s forces, they align with whoever they think can help them today.

The only constants are that Iranian-allied terror groups are always for the murderous Syrian dictator and the Saudi-allied terror groups are always against the murderous Syrian dictator. Below that level, it gets murky. If Turkey gets too rambunctious, expect Saudi terror groups to ally with Iranian terror groups (both without involving the murderous dictator) to ally with the Kurds to kick them out. If/when they succeed, they’ll go back to killing each other. It’s a witch’s dog’s breakfast brew of murderous fanatics.

 

The murderous Syrian dictator does have a plan now that his financiers have a new ally.

The Syrian government has ramped up its efforts to teach the Russian language to secondary school students, nearly a year after Moscow started airstrikes on behalf of the Bashar al-Assad regime.

More of that Obama/Clinton smirt duhplomacy.

 

So having a black Little Orphan Annie and wymyn Ghostbusters is Awesome!!! but you’d better cast previous non-white roles as their ethnicity!!!!!!

Disney is supposedly making a live-action Mulan (before a live-action Futurama, TANJ)

“to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan.” The lead instigator, Michigan children’s librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of “whitewashing” — that is, employing “white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color.”

This is pretty funny.

…Korean-American Daniel Dae Kim to play the villainous role of Shan Yu … Japanese-American George Takei to play the Chinese Emperor and another Korean American, Margaret Cho, to play the Chinese matchmaker.

That’s like casting an Italian to play Erik the Red cuz they’re both Europeans. Although I’m pretty sure casting Margaret Cho as anything is a movie-killer.

Let’s go to the Dem Perfidy section of the post. The only hard part about doing that is deciding how many stories to actually post. It’s like a hydra-headed thing, as soon as you post one, two more spring up.

Remember when the GOP was going to PUNISH THE DEMS FOR THEIR TOTALLY ILLEGAL SIT-IN OVER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!?

So how’s that going?

A memo from minority leader Nancy Pelosi’s office calling for a “gun violence prevention day of action” today includes a long itinerary of scripted actions to be taken by Democrat representatives under orders from the 76-year-old gun control zealot. The actions called for are tightly controlled, right down the the tweets the powerful California Democrat wants the staff of representatives to use on social media on her orders

 

And since it’s Dems going after guns, you know there’s jaw-dropping dishonesty involved.

272 mass shootings this year. When will @SpeakerRyan give us a vote? #NoFlyNoBuy  #CloseTheLoophole #GunVote
You would think you might have noticed there being more than one Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook or Pulse Night Club every single day this year

You would think that only if you didn’t just accept that Dem gun-grabbers gonna lie like a Clinton caught with his dick in the cookie jar.

Obama campaigning for Hillary! in his own inimitable way.  I love the URL, barack-obama-reagan-fan/

It’s not that long and it’s an interesting look into how the Dems just crap on their constituents even in something as simple as a campaign event and yet, they still don’t complain.

I have to quote this bit

 be told that they could not bring water with them to witness the president speak on behalf of the indisposed Democratic presidential nominee.

Okay, that’s funny. Don’t they know what happens when you dehydrate?

 

And that, folks, is why we will never see peak irony.

 

Dem Congresscritter Uses Gov’t To Shut Up Enemies!

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D., R.I.) urged the Department of Justice to prosecute conservative groups that were targeted by the IRS, according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

You can file that under News We All Knew.

The reason it may have taken the IRS fourteen months to turn my IRS files over to Judicial Watch is that they state a United States senator from Oregon was involved. At the time both senators from Oregon were Democrats. But only one, Ron Wyden,

It’s what they do, act like fascists as they’re screeching about the latest Emmanuel Goldstein Being Hitler!!!!! Or Worse!!!!!!

Speaking of which, yesterday I made fun of the GOP’s Failure Theater in IMPEACHING KOSKINEN!!!!!!!, little did I know the fish wasn’t just stinky, it wasn’t even fish! It was just a handful of shit covered in nuoc mam.

But GOP leaders are cool to the impeachment push, which stands little chance of succeeding. Some Republicans argue that an impeachment vote two months before elections risked irritating voters,

How out of touch do you have to be to think that attacking the IRS will irritate voters?  No really, that’s like a prosecutor saying he can’t go after organized crime before an election or he’ll irritate voters.

Jebus.

So who else has noticed that all those hearings are OUTRAGE!!!! Theater and that even if they actually try to accomplish something, there’s nobody to enforce their will?

The IT specialist who ran Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server ignored a subpoena to testify before Congress Tuesday, leaving GOP lawmakers fuming and threatening retribution. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha snort….no, I’m fi….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa thud

 

What happened? Oh…. Where was I?

Two other witnesses linked to Clinton’s e-mail server invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and repeatedly refused to answer questions.

There will be no repercussions. Oh, the GOP will shout about it, but they won’t actually do anything and if they do try to do anything, the Dept. of “Justice” certainly won’t be any help, the Justice League of America would be more help. They’re at least entertaining.

 

Yesterday I linked the post comparing this election to Flight 93. Since it was pretty down on both candidates, the push-back was pretty strong and from all over the place.

Some also complained about the aptness of the analogy:

That’s funny, I praised the aptness of the analogy, and I love analogy. I like analogy the way a Clinton loves lying.

This shows the author is really paying attention.

First is the objection to anonymity and specifically to the pseudonym. Anonymity supposedly proves that I am a coward, while the use of “Decius” shows that I am a hypocrite. What am I risking?  I freely admit that, unlike the real Decius, I don’t expect to die. But I do have something to lose, and may well yet lose it.

If you come to the attention of the intertuby left, they’ll do everything they can to destroy your life. Hell, that article is way worse than a stupid shirt.

Read the whole thing, it’s a good read.

Yesterday a guy tried run over 3 Phoenix cops

Similar things are going on in Chicago where Clintonista extraordinaire, Rahm, is busy turning it into what Hillary! wants to do with America.

In other news, an SUV was observed on the southside (006?) driving through the alley behind the station with a M/1 passenger taking video of personal cars parked in the police lot. The SUV’s plate comes back to a rental at one of the airports, so it appears to be another escalation in the directed harassment, intimidation and targeting of officers.

So yesterday they posted this,

An officer’s personal vehicle was torched the other night near 67th and Kostner. Written on the back of the car in marker was “Fuck the Police.”

People are now targeting off-duty cops. The Dems and their BLM front group are doing their best to turn America into some third-world, banana-republic shithole where only the rich and connected are safe in their persons.

Sure, let’s elect Hillary! to save the country!!!!!!!  For criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nough of that. Let’s watch a Science! fight that I didn’t realize was happening.

I was looking for a link about how there’s no brontosaurus anymore when I found a bunch of links with this.

Paleontologists have spent the last century insisting that the species and its name (Latin for “thunder lizard”) are invalid… Nevertheless, from comic books to high literature to the Flintstones, the name brontosaurus has invaded popular culture and refuses to die.
…A team of paleontologists l…., they say they found that Brontosaurus really is in its own group. Its fossils share distinct, incomparable bone features—enough for it to reclaim its iconic genus name.

So the science isn’t settled.

Now we just need to get Pluto back into planethood and at least something would be right with the world.

 

I hate the Eagles only slightly less than the I hate the Cowboys, but I never realized exactly how correct I was to do so.

I saw a link to a story about how (Screw The)NFL teams got their nicknames, it was all over place so I finally clicked it. They’re mostly uninteresting except for this.

In 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the bankrupt Frankford Yellowjackets. The new owners renamed the team the Eagles in honor of the symbol of the National Recovery Act, which was part of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Sonomobatch, so they’re named after one of the most destructive forces not named “Carter” or “Obama” ever inflicted on this nation.

 

Last and totally, hilariously, not least: It begins!

Now, it is my understanding that is(sic, and not my sic! V) she were to be incapacitated, or if she were too ill to continue, or if, God forbid, she should pass away, then the Democratic National Committee would hold a meeting to fill that vacancy. And I don’t think it would be Joe Biden. I don’t think it would be Tim Kaine. I’m fairly confident she would be replaced by Michelle Obama.

Is that a “Heh” or an “Oh shit?!?!??!”?

It’s both! You don’t get the funny without the endy.

Important, someone else notices things! UPdate!!!!!! just below the picture of the Potus Of The Damned!!!!!!!!

Does anybody believe she has pneumonia? I know I don’t. But then, just because every other time I’ve noticed Clinton lies long before our fine media betters will acknowledge it, that doesn’t mean she lying this time.

Except her lips were moving.

Check and mate.

The other reason I know it’s not pneumonia is because I know what it really was; too much sunlight or too many crosses.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

We’re lucky she didn’t burst into flames.

For some values of “lucky” I guess.
Important UPdate!!!!!!!! Am I become a twittererer now that people are leaving twitter? Always behind the tech curve. I miss windows 95 and netscape navigator.

But the point

Her newborn granddaughter is at Chelsea’s house, so that’s the first place you’d expect her to go with a contagious disease.

Now, back to our post already in progress!

Oh shit, are we boned.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Friday any provocative actions by North Korea would have “serious consequences” after the reclusive North confirmed it had conducted its fifth nuclear test.

The only people who actually face CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!! from Obama are people who are insufficiently suckophantic toward him, like me and our military.

I’m not sure what he’s planning, but I’d say either the Army folks stationed in S. Korea are boned or I am. Not sure which way to root on that one.

I don’t think he’s planning on sending the NOAA or EPA swat teams out after me just yet while they’re facing a guy who couldn’t care less if they live or die, and Kim Jong KG too!

 

Itshay,

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I didn’t see this yesterday,

The National Anthem protests in the NFL continued on Sunday, as four members of the Miami Dolphins and one member of the Kansas City Chiefs conducted demonstrations during pregame ceremonies.

The Dolphins knelt and the Chief raised a fist.

The NFL had better stomp on this political shit quick or they’re going to piss off many of the people who love football. We don’t want politics, we want football!

Kate Upton Agrees!

Supermodel Kate Upton has condemned the four Miami Dolphins players who knelt during the national anthem, writing on Instagram that their actions are “a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country.”

upton flag

ESPN went full soap opera then went full SJW and racist (Hey Bomani!), and lost lots of viewers. The NFL is treading on dangerous ground.

 

The people who think they’re Elite are busily shitting on the rest of us and we’re noticing it.

Related

High Praise!!! To Harvey At IMAO for finding this link about the origin of Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Yankee Doodle” was originally created by the British to ridicule Americans…

The “macaroni” in question does not, however, refer to the food, but rather to a fashion trend that began in the 1760s among aristocratic British men….

To be “macaroni” was to be sophisticated, upper class, and worldly.

a doodle—a simpleton—thinks that he can be macaroni—fashionable—simply by sticking a feather in his cap. In other words, he is out of touch with high society.

You see, we lowbrow Americans just weren’t sophisticated enough to understand how elite they were but they just knew that we wanted to be like the but fell short when we tried to ape our betters.

Just like today!

The people who hope to keep their thumb on us are always calling us names and basically telling us to shut up and do what we’re told.

So how do we handle stuff like that.

and that American soldiers reclaimed it during the Revolutionary War

Do tell.

go-trump-yourself

 

They’ll never understand us while understanding them is about as hard as opening a jar of pre-opened pickles.

SJW Fight!!!!!!

Orville Redenbacher Approved!   orville

 

 

Fucking tweakers.

walking into a funeral and trying to remove a body from a casket….

Police say Frierson smelled of alcohol and had a small glass pipe with her.

Crystal meth is one bad freaking drug. Most drugs just make the users useless, they cause crime because the users need to steal to get more drugs or because the sale is so lucrative, but crystal meth makes the users freaking insane, annoying, aggressive assholes.

 

 

We mentioned a certain woman above so you know what that means! Pics of Hillary! collapsing below the fold!

(more…)

There’s a lot more them than us, but I’m going in anyway.

Did you ever have a plan for a post that fell apart right before you started writing it?

So anyway….

Football starts tonight!!!!!! I’m sorta pumped and also not looking forward to it because politics invaded the game.

As an antidote to that fucking privileged fuck in San Fran (no, the one who plays football)

class

While I learned at least one of the co-owners of the Giants is a Hillary fan, I can at least applaud that they are one of the class acts of the NFL.

 

I deplore the rhetoric

Saudi cleric says 

Saudi Arabia’s top religious authority said Iran’s leaders were not Muslims,

Iranian mad-mullah says

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, in a message published on Monday, criticized Saudi Arabia over how it runs the haj after a crush last year killed hundreds of pilgrims. He said Saudi authorities had “murdered” some of them, describing Saudi rulers as godless and irreligious.

Sure they’re fighting a war across the middle east but that’s no reason to be all Islamophobic!

This could actually end well, depending on the timing of the Russian and Pakistani nukes reaching Iran and Saudi Arabia (dis) respectively.

Related

Saudi Arabian Masjid al-Ḥarām, the largest mosque in the world, reveals a top Saudi imam calling for the killing of Shia Muslims, Jews, and Christians

Now I can understand Saudi imams wanting to kill Muslims, Jews and Christians, but what’s up with wanting to kill Shia? I mean, sure Transformers 3 sucked, but isn’t that a little harsh? Ben Affleck better hope they never see Pearl Harbor or Daredevil.

 

News from years ago!

Air Force Secretary Deborah Lee James said Wednesday that China was pursuing “militarization” in the South China Sea,

And you’re just noticing this? A more proper wording would be, “China’s militarization of the South China Sea is reaching critical proportions.”

As Japan, Vietnam, Philippines, Malaysia and India, at the least, know.

Japan is set to supply patrol boats and aircraft to the Philippines…

India recently agreed a $100m contract to supply fast patrol boats to Vietnam…..

 

The story has a pic of one of those islands China built/is building so they can say it’s their territory.

Remember that Pax Americana? Well, also remember how our fine political betters pissed it all away.

 

Speaking of forgetting Pax Americana

It sucks the Libertarians are no longer a viable protest vote. I might as well vote Green for how much they agree with me.

In response to my post yesterday, the Western Free Press wrote this

I clearly declared, back in January, that my radio show was going to be a “Trump-free zone.”…

But now that we have gotten through the political “silly season” with two of the worst Presidential candidates I can remember in my lifetime….

And each and every day, with more and more evidence of her corruption coming to light, I simply cannot sit back and not vote against her.

DPUD Shifts The Conversation!!!!!

That article was written first, you say? Screw you, I say.

 

This is the part of the post where I say “WTF” earnestly and with feeling.

Hillary! bought used Blackberrys on eBay.

Hillary Clinton’s practice of buying Blackberry devices from eBay.

WTFingF?  Buying used electronics from someone off eBay for use with the most sensitive material in the US?

Every revelation shows she’s utterly unfit to be POTUS but I’m a hating hater who hates if I notice that.

 

We’ve all seen the story about the woman in OK who married her daughter, but there was a buried lede.

Detectives later learned she married her son in 2008.

Serial incest. WTF? No, WTFingF?

As I wrote, in Italy’s defense, Sicily is a cross between West Virginia and Chicago.

He told the court that he only engaged in the practice “occasionally”,

the Supreme Court in Rome, which over-turned the conviction, citing a law introduced last year which decriminalised the offence of masturbating in public

I got yer no-masturbation rules right here.

 

 

Sorta a half-hearted WTF? cuz it’s really not all that surprising.

Brown University’s student body president will be hand-delivering menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms,

 

That’s for all the butthurt I’d guess.

Notice I did not make a “Brown” joke.

Don’t notice it’s because I couldn’t think of a funny one.

 

Great moments in Florida history

he jumped into a parked Daytona Beach Police cruiser and drove away, complete with blue and red lights flashing,…

Police officers can be heard laughing when Sirmans asked the question, “This a, a felony?” …

“Oh yeah, it’s like the toppest felony we can go,”

Making cops laugh only gets you out of a ticket, not felonious theft and destruction of property. Even in Florida.  Nice try though.

 

In an attempt at equal time, a reason to vote for Hillary! from FrnakJ.

Rumors that Hillary is ill and most likely won’t live long make me more likely to vote for her.

Hard to argue with that, but since it’s not a sure thing, I’m still with Trump.

And last, I haven’t been to my local WalMart in a couple weeks, but if I see this I’m not going to be happy.

cokewalmart9111

 

Talk about trivializing mass murder.

 

 

 

 

 

Another Repost from 2/2013 because of some 30 year old hotassery. Jeez, I try to re-introduce an aging hottie to a new generation and what thanks do I get? Shut down. Sonomabatch.

 

Now, on to our post, which is still relevant. I’m not sure if that makes it fundy or fendy.

I moved the bits around to keep Chicago stuff next to each other. Not sure why I didn’t do that the first go around.

 

This is totally not a “round the tubes” post. I already did one of those today.

 

What with the problems in their global warmmongering, Penn State must have moved some global warmmongering ‘scientists’ over to their astronomy dept.

We all know the “Goldilocks Zone” (GZ) in astrogeometristics means the zone that’s ‘just right’ for life. In other words, the distance from a star where a planet could conceivably support life. We only know of one planet, currently, that supports life so we used to base the GZ on Earth’s orbit. That was the ignorant ‘before’, we’re in the glorious ‘now’ so we have super-genius global warmmongers on the job.

the Penn State team suggests… farther away planets into the fold of life-sustaining planets, a… it also kicks some planets out of the hunt for life as too hot — including, oddly enough, our very own Earth,

Brilliant! You’d think one of them might look at that and say, “Uh, guys…..” You’d be wrong.

So why do I say it’s global warmmongers? Besides the obvious I mean.

Clouds are just one factor that neither definition of the zone takes into account,

Neither do any global warmmongering models, and that’s why nothing they do is useful. They just can’t figure out how to model clouds (neither can I, but I admit it), so they just ignore them. It’s Ostrich Science.

Seriously, it always make me laugh to think of going back to 1970 and trying to explain 2013. The crackpots living in the mountains waiting for the Russkies to invade because the US gov’t invited them would think I was  a paranoid loon.

Speaking of which, assuming there are around 250 million adults in America, does anybody really think that there aren’t 249,999,999 people more fit for that job than Hagel? You know who this helps? That’s right, Joe Biden. He’s number 249,999,999. He’s coming up smelling like…not shit!

Updated 9/6/2016 Remember Hagel? Whodathunk his successor would be even more useless? How funny is it that nobody, and I mean nobody, thought that would be possible.

Now, back to 2/2013

FrnakJ would win “Quote of the Day if I let him in the contest, but I won’t cuz he’d win every day.

So lax gun laws in other states than Illinois cause gun violence in Chicago but not in the states with the lax gun laws.

Heh. He’s consistently made me laugh for 9 years. But don’t tell him. He’ll get a big head.

Okay, this is heartening. Chicago and Boston have always been uber-corrupt but well run. They both had the biggest necessity for any, effective, political machine, a top-down hierarchy where the top tries to make sure Teh Peepul are happy. As we’ve seen in Boston, that might crumbling in Chicago . The fall of the Kennedys and the $billions in Big Dig money made insurrection thinkable in Boston.

Now we see something funnier in Chicago.

How, in the city of Chicago where the Democrat Machine is so strong, could there be 17 Democrat candidates vying for one open seat? It could hardly be imagined under the iron rule of former Mayor Daley.

How indeed. What we’re seeing is people who want power, but think power means you tell people what to do and you know more than anybody else. Rahm doesn’t understand what it takes to run a political machine, it’s like a mafia family but with more guns.  Daley was raised and taught by his father who perfected Chicago’s political machine, and that was one of the most vicious but well run in the country.

The candidates run the gamut from completely clueless, yet dangerous in their ignorance to practiced Chicago pols like Alderman Beale and Robin Kelly,

Oh man am I rooting for the ignorantly dangerous. Chicago likes its politics and believes all the stupidities MSNBC spews out, let them actually live in that world. I picture people like Barbra Boxer or Maxine Waters, except even more stupid or they’d be in national politics instead of Chicago-city politics. They can pass a law mandating that all guns sold in Chicago have remote safeties that the police control or that they have smart bullets that don’t shoot people with police badges.

Chaos is the best outcome from stuff like that.

Updated 9/6/16

I’d just like to point out that the chaos I was expecting in Chicago is here and it’s politically driven.

Say what you want about the Daleys (really, say it. They were just less obvious about their feloniosity than Capone), but they knew how to run the crime family that is the Chicago-Dem Party, Rahm does not.

 

9/6/2016 Deleted part about funemployment that didn’t make sense at the time and really doesn’t make sense and I don’t feel like trying to make it make sense. Just more Minitrue nonsense to make their God-President look not like shit.

Now, back to 2/2013

This needs to be posted again, not because I like it, but because it’s so scarily true.

Just Fixin' It

Just Fixin’ It

9/6/2016 Not sure why they left Article V alone. It’s all obsolete and shit, now they just ignore it, the Dept. of “Justice” then ignores any court orders and then Obama gets John Roberts to say it’s OK. I guess Roberts answered Obama’s plea

Mr. Roberts! Tear Down This Wall!

Mr. Roberts! Tear Down This Wall!

Now, back to 2/2013

No links, just some uselessly late movie reviews.

9/6/2016 I took out most of the movies for the repost and added Hercules.

Hercules with The Rock. I love that movie. It actually could be the most historically correct Hercules movie ever. Seriously. I’d bet a dollar that this is how the legend started.

Bubba Ho Tep, one of Bruce Campbell’s finest. Elvis got sick of performing, traded with an impersonator but kept the right to take it back then lost the papers so now he’s in a cheap nursing home about to be killed by a mummy. If you need any other endorsement, Lemur King doesn’t like it.

And last but not least, the hockey strike was over like 2 weeks ago, why didn’t anybody tell me? Are the Islanders mathematically eliminated yet?

9/6/2016 again, sigh. Now the Islanders make it to the playoffs and revert to suckage when they get there. Not sure which is worse.

 

Deleted the Hottasery, so it’s Slim Pickens below.

(more…)

Above the post, rephrased comment I saw tubing this morning but can’t remember where!!!!!!

Before the Dems gained so much power in Michigan, we made cars in Flint and you couldn’t drink the water in Mexico. Now, they make cars in Mexico and you can’t drink the water in Flint.

Cold Fury has the weirdest blogroll, it actually contains many current blogs. Weird that. Here and at the mothership, we know what a blogroll is. It’s full of dead links, blogs that haven’t been updated in 5 years and places nobody here would link anymore.

So let’s do a Cold Fury Blogroll Post!

Slublog‘s blog belongs on our blogroll, it has the “Welcome to blogging!” post that is supposed to be edited. So score one for us.

 

I haven’t read SHTF in a long time, there’s probably a denial-related reason for that.

Two Central Banks Just Printed Billions In Paper Currency… And Immediately Bought Gold Mining Stocks With It

They then list a bunch of other nations that are doing the same thing just not so spectacularly.

Somehow, that doesn’t give me the warm and fuzzies.

 

We obviously all misunderstood Obama’s reasons for opening up to Cuba.

Obama arbitrarily opens commercial flights from the U.S. to Cuba, but no one seems to know if the State Sponsor of Terror Castro regime is complying with or even capable of complying with American and international airport security standards. What could possibly go wrong?

He was trying to get some non-Islamic terrorists in our nation so our fine media betters could call us haters. Does that make sense? No, but Minitrue hasn’t required sense or logic for their attacks on me for years.

It will turn around the 70s era joke, “Take this plane away from Havana!

I guess that’s where we seg our ue to America, there wasn’t too much international on his blogroll, blame him.

I love Watt’s Up With That? It’s another blog I forgot to rebookmark with my new laptop.

So we were sitting around the fire at the fish camp on the Colombia a few days ago, and a man said “Did you hear about the scientific study into meat preservatives?” We admitted our ignorance, and he started in. The story was like this: (stupid story about preservatives skipped, it would make you more stupider just to hear it)….

(requirements of a good urban legend skipped)…

So … as some have already guessed, let me compare the current climate scare to an urban legend. We have:…

It’s actually a really good read about how global warmmongering is really just an urbane legend. But then they go off the rails

My thought is that if we can understand why the urban legend of impending Thermageddon is so popular and so hard to kill, we will understand how to fight it.

Dude, you can never reason someone out of a position they were not reasoned into, and since their ‘group’ isn’t going to ridicule anybody who believes in global worming, you’re pissing up a rope.

This is the gov’t overrreach section

Counter-revolution!

There was a complex case of Federal overreach in the last month, in which the US Fish and Wildlife Service seized control of 77 Million acres of Alaska to gain Federal control over Alaskan wildlife….

Historically, control of the wildlife in every state has been left to the states…

It is spelled out in multiple laws and agreements, and was debated three times by Congress, ultimately resulting in giving Alaska precedence, including:
the Alaska Statehood Act (1959),
the Alaska Lands Act (1980) which created most of the 77-million-acres of refuges at the center of this unprecedented power grab, and
the Refuge Improvement Act (1997) which also made hunting and fishing priority public uses on all refuge lands
With the vested power of Congress, these acts were clearly approved.
So that’s three separate Federal laws the FWS is violating.

The gov’t is countering any revolution toward more power to the people and ignoring laws to stick it to us.

This is the What’s Going On In  NY? section.

Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo plans to unilaterally create a $15 minimum wage for all state workers, making New York the first state to set such a high wage for a large group of public employees.

Is that a Screw You? Is that useless as there are no state workers making less than $15/hour? Or is it the Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! section as it means there are state workers in NY who are making minimum wage?

Now we leave Cold Fury’s blogroll and go to my bookmarks.

This is the What’s Going On In Chicago? section.

Chicago Police Unions Tell Cops Not To Work OT On Labor Day!!!!!

From a Chicago Cop Blog

Just out from the Bureau of Patrol:
Days off Cancelled for All District Tact Teams, Area Saturation Teams, Gun Teams, Gang Enforcement Teams and Summer Mobile for the Labor Day weekend
Additionally, PEZ Zones will be covered by District personnel because the VRI numbers are so low
So the FOP point is being made – the Department is dangerously shorthanded and the only way to adequately man the streets is to cancel days off and force people to work.

 

Hmmmmm. Sounds a little different when you talk about it that way.

I do like this quote from the Weasel Zippers linked article

The union says the move is meant to give officers more time with their families, but some critics see it as a way for police to make a point at the expense of the people living in violent neighborhoods.

Is that a proper use of “I’ll teach you idiots a lesson!”? If they don’t want cops in their neighborhood then let them see what happens.

 

A recurring newspaper article in the age of Obama!

Record Gun Sales In (insert last month here)

 

We’ve all seen the Shut Up With All The Freedom Of Speech Shit from Rutgers.

Anybody surprised obviously doesn’t remember this.

Rutgers Paid $32K to Welcome Snooki, But Condoleezza Rice Gets a Protest

Not so surprising anymore, huh?

 

I’m gonna repost my prediction.

I still think it’s utterly ridiculous and you’d have to be insane to believe it but…..

What with all the drip, drip, drip I’m starting to rewonder if Obama’s “Justice” Dept will indict Hillary! to make room for M’Shell.

My Vredictions about individual people are usually wrong, but I just cannot see Obama, one of the smallest men in America, helping someone he hates as much as the Clintons.

I figure if he tries to pull the switcheroo, it’ll be after the debates so she doesn’t have to actually sully her hands with explaining herself to us.