Archive for the ‘Why I Hate People’ Category

It’s weird out there, usually I can spot a theme each day but today I can’t, not sure if it’s me or if it’s just that things are so all over the place.

Let’s start with You Will Be Made To Care!

Here we have NJ xesplaining to teens.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie signed legislation Friday requiring the state to give guidance to public schools about policies for transgender students, including blocking the schools from forcing the students from using bathrooms that conflict with their gender identities.

I’m sure HS students are mature enough to treat this with the respect and decorum it deserves.

I look forward to Dress Thursday where the football players all wear dresses to use the girl’s bathroom and locker room every Thursday and it will be a hate-crime if anybody tries to stop them.

I’m surprised that’s in NJ, sure they’re solidly Democrat but I figured that was more a corruption thing than a lefty thing. It’s funny that the GOP governor signed that into law. He’s a perfect northeast Republican in the mold of Susan Collins (R-Maine) and John McCain (R-DC).

Which reinforces Harvey’s point that we’re the RINOs, not them.

I think I’m actually the RINO.

I say that because I’m finding more and more that the Republicans aren’t the conservatives. Being a conservative and aligning yourself with a Republican doesn’t make Republicans conservative. It just means you’re aligning with the least liberal, least horrible of the viable options.

I don’t really want to take up the label “RINO” because of what it has represented. But, the reality is, the Republican Party isn’t a bunch of conservatives. But, a bunch of conservatives vote for the Republicans.

Yup.

 

I’m not surprised about Minnesota though.

A recently approved Minnesota Department of Education “toolkit” instructs schools to isolate students who are concerned about sharing bathrooms and locker rooms with transgender students.

Room 101 For You!

I will say I’d bet that makes a lot of students see exactly how morally and intellectually bankrupt lefties are when they’re forced to believe what their betters demand.

 

I used to tutor HS kids in math because AZ students had to pass the AIMS test. It was HS math, heavy on algebra and geometry.

They canceled it because so many kids could not graduate HS because they couldn’t pass it. It was depressing trying to teach kids how to do math when they used their fingers to add 5 to 17 and a calculator to multiply 10*7.

In today’s exciting episode, CA has gone AZ one better.

The chancellor of the California community college system has stated that institutions’ algebra requirements are “the biggest barrier” for “underemployed or unemployed Americans,” and as such is … a civil rights issue.

So you can have a college degree without algebra. Sigh. I’m sure that’ll make people happy to hire CA graduates.

It’s not a civil rights issue, it’s a community issue. Too many communities in our nation do not prize education. It’s absolutely not a “discrimination” deal or else Jewish people would have the same problems.

This is the shit that will get Trump’s supporters pissed off.

First, we have the State Dept derping.

Officials in the Trump administration’s State Department are standing by a recent report criticized by Congress that blamed Israel for terror attacks and claimed Palestinians rarely incite violence, telling the Washington Free Beacon that it remains unclear why terrorists engage in violent acts.

Trump and Tillerson should have slapped that shit down publicly, loudly and rudely. But they didn’t.

There’s a petition at the White House calling for an end to the gov’t stealing property from people not convicted of a crime.

 

If the media really wanted to Get Trump they’d hit him for shit like that, but they don’t understand how anybody could be upset about being evenhanded between murderous terrorists and a liberal democracy  or against the gov’t Taking Money From Criminals (who haven’t been convicted of a crime) so they’re busy lying about him.

 

Here we see believing lefty fantasies has immediate consequences.

The meltdown in Venezuela’s currency is deepening as a crippling dollar shortage and a threat of oil sanctions take their toll on the economy. The black-market rate for the bolivar traded weaker than 8,700 per dollar for the first time, according to dolartoday.com on Friday, compared with the official rate of around 10 and a more widely used alternative rate of 2,757.

What does that mean for investors?

That’s creating an illusion for foreigners observing the country’s stock market, which appears to be valued at $2.57 trillion — bigger than Germany’s, France’s, India’s or Canada’s — but is worth only $3 billion based on the black-market rate.

Like China, if you believe the official numbers you will be boned.

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That’s about perfect.

 

Arguing With Headlines!!!!

EU Indecision Worsens Italy’s Migrant Crisis

There’s a difference between “indecision” and “slowrolling because you want the current system to stay in place.”

 

But we’ve been told that Muslim women would choose the Islamic body sack for women!!!! For Freedom!!!!!

Women burn burqas and men shave beards to celebrate liberation from Isis in Syria

It’s funny how often that’s the first thing women do when freed from subjugation. Although forcing the women to shave their beards is a little far.

 

I was into Spicer at first but the questions go so ridiculous that the press conferences got very boring so I won’t miss him much. I will miss Sean Spicier.

He notices reality in the funniest way.

Faceblock can’t be assed to stop people calling for death to Trump and Republicans or ISIS but attack a preferred group and you’re gone.

You just can’t make this stuff up, Muslim banned from Islamophobia in a flagging campaign by radical Muslims who think he is the wrong kind of Muslim.

Mudderpockers.

 

 

I’d say this says more about the voters

She isn’t “in charge” of that district, that’t the local govt’s job. Who the same people keep electing.

In other words, they vote for people who leave their district looking like that and they also vote for Sheila Jackson Lee. That’s on them.

While I dislike these assholes I don’t blame NY pols for being blatantly corrupt and useless, I don’t blame John McCain for being McCain, I didn’t blame Reid for being so despicable, I blame the people who vote for them.

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I didn’t realize Hitler was a color.

 

Up twinkles?

Once again I get mad at lefties for ruining a perfectly good joke. If I had done that it would have been funn…wait, it’s funnier that it’s serious!

Nevermind.

 

See? It was all over place and it just sorta stopped instead of ending.

Not sure if it’s me or the world.

I blame…..uhhhh…… me!

I know, that’s so 19th century.

I only have a digital antenna for TV and I do not miss Foxnews or CNN very much, if at all. For the last few weeks I had cable I couldn’t watch any of them for more than a minute, usually less, as all they were talking about was Getting Trump!!!!! while ignoring anything that makes the Dems look like the fascist, dishonest assholes they are. If I never hear or write the words, “comey” and “russia” I’ll be happy.

I get most of my news from the tubes anyway, I’d only occasionally see something on Foxnews I didn’t know and look for it. Not watching cable news makes you more knowledgeable with every day.

 

Let’s start with a little Never Trumpers Just Trying To Help Trump!.

The Trumps and the Truth
The best defense against future revelations is radical transparency.

Even Donald Trump might agree that a major reason he won the 2016 election is because voters couldn’t abide Hillary Clinton’s legacy of scandal, deception and stonewalling. Yet on the story of Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election, Mr. Trump and his family are repeating the mistakes that doomed Mrs. Clinton.

So he’s supposed to be transparent when minitrue keeps using anonymous sources to lie about him and his peeps? He’s supposed to be transparent when minitrue screeches Treason! and attacks his peeps for meeting with people who claimed to have dirt on Hillary? I can see their problem, everybody knew the dirt on Hillary, but minitrue and Never Trumpers tried to do their best to keep that shit under wraps.

Don’t you get it, guys? Special counsel Robert Mueller and the House and Senate intelligence committees are investigating the Russia story. Everything that is potentially damaging to the Trumps will come out, one way or another. Everything. Denouncing leaks as “fake news” won’t wash as a counter-strategy beyond the President’s base, as Mr. Trump’s latest 36% approval rating shows.

The problem for Never Trumpers is that Trump’s voters do not trust them, rather, we do trust them to lie, obfuscate and do their best to sabotage the man they hate who is doing what the people they hate elected him to do. The people who hate Trump, like the Elite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ignoramuses at the WJS, will never be swayed because he’s threatening their cozy oligarchy, the people who like Trump will not be swayed by anything minitrue does.

 

This is the type of shit that might make Trump’s supporters very fucking angry with Trump.

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions said the Justice Department will issue new directives to increase the federal govenment’s use of civil asset forfeiture, a controversial practice that allows law enforcement to seize property from suspected criminals without charging them with a crime.

That’s Rope, Tree, Politician, some assembly required, shit.

With the No-Knock Raid, asset forfeiture when no crime has been proven, is the biggest unConstitutional shit our gov’t does.

 

Speaking of ignorant Never Trumpers, Kurt Schlichter is spot on. Again.

As the Grand Marshal of the Supreme Court assembles the posse of Bailiffs, Trumpeters and Attendants, the Learned Scribes are generating the Official Law Warrant of Justice to arrest Donald Trump Jr. for High Treason, which they will do after marching to the White House on a carpet of rose petals strewn by Fair Maidens.

Or something. Whatever. The Menscian media is in a spazz yet again.

Boy oh boy, maybe this time we can overturn the results of the election…

That asset forfeiture shit really pisses me off, but Trump’s enemies are still Constitutional America’s enemies.

This shows he wasn’t paying too much attention.

And I admit I almost didn’t think it could happen, but things have gotten stupider

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last 10 years it’s that we’ve not even come close to plumbing the depths of the stupidity of our Elite!!!! ignoramuses. As he writes, they freak out over the most common-place things, like meeting with someone, still alive, with dirt on Hillary.

It would be political malpractice not to meet with someone who has dirt on Hillary.

And you want to meet them as soon as possible. People with dirt on Clintons tend to commit suicide or be killed in a ‘botched robbery’ where nothing is stolen except life.

Heads up to Charles Ortel, Mike Cernovich and other brave souls who keep digging for the truth about the Clinton Foundation: Make public your own suicide note before your never-to-be-proven killers get to register “SUICIDE” as the cause of your untimely death.

Send out your own ‘Suicide’ note first along the lines of: I (fill-in-the-blank) am researching the mysterious deaths of Seth Rich, John Ashe, Peter E. Smith, Klaus Eberwein and others.  I would never choose suicide as the way out of life on earth.”  It wouldn’t hurt to add, “nor am I the type to ever drop a barbell on my own neck.”  “Ditto for wandering along alone on the streets of Washington, D.C., which should be one of the safest places to be out wandering, rather than the political quagmire it really is.”

Now I have to wonder if Hillary had Arkansas state troopers kill Bill’s hookers.

Some data points.

“Former Haitian government Klaus Eberwein was found dead in a motel room earlier this week from a gunshot wound to the head. The Miami-Dade medical examiner is ruling it a suicide. (Cristina Laila, Gateway Pundit, July 15, 2017)…

“On July 3, 2016, Shawn Lucas and filmmaker Ricardo Villaba served the DNC Services Corp. and Chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz at DNC’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., in the fraud class action suit against the Democrat Party on behalf of Bernie Sanders supporters.

“Shawn Lucas was found dead that week…

”And on June 22, 2016, former UN official John Ashe “accidentally” crushed his own throat and died a week before he was scheduled to testify against the Clintons and Democrat Party…

“The Chicago Tribune reported Thursday that the Minnesota death record states Smith committed suicide in a hotel room May 14.

“The investigator’s death came only 10 days after a Wall Street Journal interview by investigative reporter Shane Harris, who focused on Smith’s attempts to locate 33,000 emails deleted by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton before she surrendered her email server to federal authorities…

 

How convenient. If only our anti-American media could be assed to actually report on news instead of trying to get Democrats elected.

 

Speaking of the lying liars who fakenews, 8 years of media tongue-bathing of Obama have some salutary aspects.

And all along, over eight terrible years, our media did a whole lot more than just let Obama get away with it. They wholeheartedly colluded. They allowed Obama to persecute them through the Department of Justice and to lie to our face (remember: I just now read about it in the newspaper, the IRS did nothing wrong, you can keep your insurance). And when that wasn’t enough, the media mercilessly attacked as racist anyone who criticized the Precious and ginned up nothingburgers like Todd Akin to distract from those four dead Americans. And when even that wasn’t enough, they themselves lied and obfuscated, covered up and dissembled, and most of all they set all kinds of precedents that, in a delicious form of irony, are now driving this utterly failed institution to the edge of insanity…

And now — now! — this very same media (with the help of #NeverTrump’s forever-preening moral narcissists) is using the spear of Muh Principles to demand that those of us on the political right agree to destroy ourselves in their corrupt crusade, that we acquiesce like second-class citizens to their separate sets of rules?

Like hell.

You can tell it’s not DPUD, here that “Like hell” would be “Fuck that.”, but that’s just a semantic quibble.

Journolisters do not want to follow those precedents, but Americans are suddenly remembering what happened a few years ago. That does not bode well for either minitrue, the rest of the Dem party or the establishment pricks in the GOP.

 

GOP voters device

Get out your squeezy bulb!!!!!!

Not long after the defections of two more Senate Republicans made the GOP Obamacare replacement bill dead in the water, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell  (R-KY) announced Monday night he would let members vote for a “repeal only” amendment, if they are able to get the base health care legislation that was passed in the House onto the floor…

I can tell that’s a lie. The GOP only does machiavellian tactics against their voters.

A conundrum.

Under the plan laid out by McConnell’s statement Monday, if the Senate Republicans are willing to advance the repeal-and-replace bill passed in the House in a procedural vote, they will get a chance to vote on an amendment to replace it with a “repeal only” approach, similar to a 2015 bill Congress passed that was vetoed by President Obama. It’s unclear what the next steps would be if the vote on the amendment failed.

I can clear that up. We’ll get 

 

Speaking of which, only one of these people is being honest.

 President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called for the full, clean repeal of Obamacare in late-night statements Monday.

I’m sick of fish, my fins hurt and my squeezy bulb needs to be replaced so get back to me when it happens.

Another thing I’ve learned is that when the GOP says something is going to happen, it won’t. They like the power and opportunity for graft Obamacare gives them.

A data point on whether the GOP Congress will do what they’ve been claiming they want to do and what they were specifically elected to do.

Just six months ago, it looked like the Republican Party was about to go on a legislative blitzkrieg, shredding law after law passed by the Obama administration…

But a funny thing happened on the way to libertarian utopia. Indeed, it turns out that the GOP-controlled Congress can’t seem to pass any meaningful laws at all. Either they have forgotten how, or the divisions in their own increasingly radicalized caucus are proving too difficult to surmount. Whatever the explanation, thus far these GOP legislators are on track to be the least productive group since at least the Civil War.

They have all three branches of our gov’t and yet they cannot do what they’ve been running on for years. d

Of course, that’s obviously a minitrue/Never Trumper publication in good standing

ObamaCare would be vaporized and replaced with a nickel rattling inside an empty Mountain Dew can. Dodd-Frank was sure to be tossed aside for a transparent giveaway to Wall Street. And Republicans would pass their regressive tax reform, their perplexing border-adjustment tax, and so much more…

if you measure by the 43 laws that President Trump has adorned with his garish signature

the new Congress would work with a sub-literate tabula rasa named Donald Trump…

 

But they’re not wrong about the Do-Nothing Congress. Now, normally I’d be for Congress not doing shit, but they need to undo shit and they aren’t.

No minitrue article is complete without a blatant lie.

The most important finding they’ve uncovered is that over the past 30 years, congressional Republicans have become substantially more ideologically extreme, while congressional Democrats have moved marginally to the left but are not much different as a group than they were in 1980

Lying liars who lie. In 1980, the Dems were against gay marriage, illegal immigration, had no comment on all the various new sexual orientations and their right to use the bathroom they feel like using that day and, of course, they were for America. While the GOP has become CENTRIST!!!! (read, moved to the left).

 

It seems the Supreme Court has the same opinion I do of the assholes in Hawaii who have decided they are legislators while also having the power of the POTUSy.

The U.S. Supreme Court has given Hawaii et al until noon Tuesday to respond to the government’s motion on the reinstated travel ban. The Department of Justice (DOJ) filed a Motion to Clarify and Application for Stay after Hawaii Attorney General Douglas S. Chin judge-shopped seeking a broader definition pertaining to those permitted to enter the U.S.

That’s legalese for, “Don’t fuck with us you booger-eating moh-rons.”

 

Let’s look at more of lefties being all centrist and shit.

The evidence is clear—the American Left succeeded in lobbying the American Psychiatric Association (APA) to eliminate some of the sexual identity disorders from their Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM).

It’s none of my business what you want to do with your genitalia or if you want to deny you have them or want to claim your gender is not decided by your genitalia, but don’t expect me to be involved in supporting your problems.

Let’s look at how little lefties have moved left since the 80s.

First published in 1968, DSM-II, Section 3, Part V, listed Personality Disorders and Certain other Non-psychotic Mental Disorders.  In this section, homosexuality was listed as a mental disorder.  Under pressure from the Left and gay-rights groups, the APA compromised, removing homosexuality from the DSM but replacing it with the kinder and gentler descriptor: “sexual orientation disturbance” for people “in conflict with” their sexual orientation.

In 1987 homosexuality was struck from the DSM by a majority vote of the APA members.  In 2012, transvestitism, was also eliminated from the DSM-5 (fifth edition), replaced gender identity disorder and further redefined and softened the previous personality disorder into gender dysphoria.  The change in terminology removed all implication and designation that transvestitism was a mental illness.  Dysphoria is defined as the distress a person experiences as a result of the sex and gender they were assigned at birth.

 

I’m not making a judgement call on that, I’m just noting that things have changed drastically since the 80s and for the assholes above to claim the Dems have not moved far left is not just a lie, but one that demands I not remember anything our fine media betters don’t want me to know.

Which makes this make much more sense.

“Generally, more highly educated people, who have higher incomes, consume more resources than poorly educated people, who tend to have lower incomes,” explains a UN “toolkit” for global “sustainable” education,which is still posted online at UNESCO’s website. “In this case, more education increases the threat to sustainability.”

The less you know the easier you are to control. Every slave-owner ever knew that. And if you miseducate, well, Orwell knew all about that. “He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.”

 

As our universities become crazed, fascist, racist, violent places, we know why at least.

Top public universities pay administrators with jobs related to diversity initiatives an average of  $175,088 per year, substantially more than other professors and faculty members, according to a Campus Reform investigation Wednesday.

Paying 6 figures to socialist agitators is all about teh stupidity. Ever level of our educational system would be best served by firing everybody whose job title includes “diversity” or “inclusion”. That would reduce the cost of schooling by a non-insignificant amount.

That’s via David Thompson, who you should be reading. I’ve lost his blog and found it again a bunch of times over the years and have always enjoyed it.

 

That shooting in Minnesota looks very fucking bad.

The police officer who shot and killed an unarmed Australian woman in mysterious circumstances after she called 911 to report a disturbance behind her upscale Minneapolis home has been identified.

Mohamed Noor, who joined the department in March 2015, reached over and shot Justine Damond, 40, multiple times from the passenger seat of his squad car while she spoke to his colleague on the drivers side in a back alley.

I’m sure this makes me a hater, but people from places without central authority cannot understand how an America police force is supposed to act. Life isn’t cheap here the way it is in places like Somalia. You can train him for a few months but is that good enough to overcome a lifetime of experience? Too bad finding out what happened will be so hard. You cannot upset the Narrative that immigrants from shithole countries are just friends we haven’t met.

 

Nothing major, just someone else who agrees with my take on Pinochet vs commie dictators.

Hear me loud and clear!” Salvador Allende himself boasted the following month. “We will employ revolutionary violence!” (Is that so, Mr Allende? Well two can play at that game, answered Pinochet.)…

(Pinochet’s forces give communists a taste of their own medicine on 9-11-73.  Anti-communist Chileans react by burning pictures of Allende, Castro and Che Guevara…In very short order Chile became prosperous and free.)

Exactly, he saw commies about to take over his country so he did it first, killed as many commies as he could find and then left a functioning democratic republic. He also killed commies trying to recreate Cuba all over South America, stalling their plans. For that, he can never be forgiven.

That’s why Ronnie Raygun is the worst person in the history of ever for selling arms to Iran to fight Iraq and using the money to pay anti-commie fighters. He should have sold arms to Cuba and used the money to bankroll anti-Pinochet fighters.

 

I was leaning toward a sane person, or FrnakJ, writing the President Hillary Clinton blog, but now I have to rethink it. This is about John McCain, who I thought had a blood-clot, not a tumor (It is not a two-more!)

Dearest brain turmor,

I’ve never written a brain tumor before. But I think you’re great, brain tumor. I heard about you on the news. Please accept this box of chocolates as a token of my sincere admiration. Romantically, I don’t want anything from you, except to tell you: I love you, brain tumor. You’ve reduced Americans like me to tears of relief and gratitude. Rock on, my dear brain tumor. At a time when Republicans are trying to kill us all, no one is doing more important work for the cause of universal health care in America than the work that you are doing today, except maybe President Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Love, your fan,

Mary Barnes Fashan,

Miami, FL

That’s lefty-grade hate and vitriol right there. Unless the blogger is working OT to act like our fine, tolerant, mostly-peaceful left.

 

From the Barrel of a Gun!, we learn if you’re planning on going to the Maldives you had better go soon.

 

You have until September. Make your plans accordingly. Don’t forget the bottle water.

 

Road and Track must have lost their way.

Headline

How the Hell Is the Aston Martin Valkyrie a Road-Legal Car?

That should read, “How Awesome is it that the Aston Martin Valkyrie is a Road-Legal Car?

The specs

the car would produce 1130 hp from its naturally aspirated 6.5-liter V12 and will weigh around 2,270 lbs. Aston Martin hasn’t released any drivetrain specs today, but the company has confirmed a lot of the coolest details of the car.

Holey moley. That’s more than 3 times the HP of my Mustang while it’s half the weight. All I can say is to make sure your toupee is glued tight before hitting that gas pedal.

My only problem with cars like that is that they cannot keep up with my Mustang on real roads. Sure on a track or a perfectly smooth, curvy road I wouldn’t even see his taillights after about 4 seconds, but in the real world all that power without any weight to hold it down makes it unstable.

There are some awesome exit/entrance ramps in the Greater Albany Metropolitan region.  I could take those ramps at 90+ even in my old Integra, my Mustang takes them even faster. My buddy brought his ZR1 Corvette up a few years ago and I took him to my favorite but he couldn’t get it above about 70 because the cracks in the road made it bounce and would have bounced right off the outside of the turn and off the road.

There’s nothing like 2 tons of Detroit steel barreling down the road. Nothing.

 

Obama lost wars we’d already won, Trump is trying to win peace we’d already lost!

Continuing his trend of pulling the United States out of longstanding agreements, President Donald Trump today signed an executive order officially pulling the US out of the Treaty of Versailles “just in case,” Duffel Blog has learned.

“As of today,” Trump said in a statement, “America will no longer participate in the draconian and economically harmful stipulations of the Treaty of Versailles — which is really close to Paris, by the way, it’s like a suburb — and will instead focus on what really won the first world war: coal.”

 

It’s nearly 100 years late, but still welcome! That’s also a dig on the Democrats War on Coal!, Trump knows who our allies are!

 

I have to wonder if Texas cats are working on taking over the world.

Armored fucking cats. Jebus.

 

Let’s end on Why I Don’t Miss DC, especially The Mixing Bowl!

At any time in the day or night you can be stuck in non-moving traffic. The ones that annoyed me most were when the accident was on the other side of the highway. If I’m behind an accident I cannot get angry (except at whatever asshole did something stupid to cause it), but when I’m down to 5 MPH because none of the assholes ahead of me had ever seen an accident or a cop car on the other side of the highway that really steams me.

 

 

 

When I teach math I always tell students they need to know what they know. They always think that’s stupid.

Then I ask them 1/4+1/4 and get blank looks. I ask them 3/4+2/4 and get blank looks. I ask them .4+.75 and get blank looks.

Then I ask them what a quarter plus a quarter is. They all know  it’s a 1/2 dollar or $.50. I ask them 3 quarters plus 2 quarters, they know it’s 5 quarters or $1 and a quarter or $1.25. They also all know that 40 cents plus 75 cents is $1.15.

They didn’t know what they knew. If you’re in a car and ask someone how long it’ll take to get where you’re going they’ll look at the speedometer, see 60mph, look at how far, 60 miles, and say 1 hour. If you ask them the same question on a math test you’ll get 60 hours, 1/2 hour, 30 miles and 45mph as answers. True story.

Let’s see what we know that we don’t know we know!

 

Unknown politicians always do better than known politicians!

Stooksbury spent precisely $0 on his campaign and has never been seen in public. Jon Ossoff had the entire national Democratic Party pulling out the stops for him, and flooded Atlanta television with ten million dollars in advertising. Drastically improving on the Stooksbury numbers should be no dazzling feat.(Although, somewhat hilariously, Stooksbury actually got more total votes than Ossoff, 124,917 to Ossoff’s 124,893. Granted, special elections have lower turnout, but good grief.)”

Heh.

 

This one we all knew that we knew but our fine political and media betters are still pretending they didn’t know what we all knew.

The New York Post has an explosive report on the infamous “dossier” that tried to smear Donald Trump in order to swing the presidential election to Hillary Clinton. The source of the dossier is a Democratic Party opposition research firm called Fusion GPS:

Yeah, that ain’t so much Blockbuster!!!!! as yawn, we all knew that. But wait, there’s still more!!!!!!! (we all knew)

No surprise there. What is shocking is the FBI’s apparent involvement in the effort to smear Trump with false rumors:

Wait, you mean Hillary’s Bitches were going after her opponents!?!?!?!?!

Yeah, we watched that exact thing happen last November, December, January and stopped talking about it in February because there were so many other lies the FBI was promulgating that old ones were pushed off the headlines.

 

Muslim nations think we’re nitwits and screw with us every chance they get! We all know that but we’re supposed to pretend not, because those nations have lots of oil which means they can afford lots of politicians and ‘journalists’.

A Libyan terror suspect imprisoned in the UK was put in charge of guarding David Cameron on an official visit to Tripoli in 2011, it emerged last night.

That’s the same as Iran constantly putting assholes involved in holding American hostages, making terror war and other murderously asshole actions in charge of negotiations with the west.

 

Let’s Common Sense and Wonder for a minute.

 

Lefties let their politics rule every aspect of their lives and feel that they can ignore every aspect of polite society in furtherance of their politics is something we all know but we’re supposed to ignore.

A southern California high school teacher who served as student body faculty adviser stepped down from that role after allegedly rigging student elections — and apparently against conservative candidates.
Principal Mick Wager emailed parents of students at Vista Murrieta High School on June 16 saying the company that handled the elections confirmed fraudulent votes altered the outcomes of the races for 2019 class president, 2019 secretary and 2018 class president, the Press-Enterprise said.

Fire that asshole. Never allow her in any position of authority ever. Take away her ant farm.

 

Is Vietnam run by less murderously commie dictators?

I knew they were a commie dictatorship but, since they murdered everybody they thought by be against them long ago, I have to wonder if they might have become less murderous.

A Vietnamese dissident blogger with dual French citizenship arrived in Paris on Sunday after he was stripped of his birth nationality by authorities in the one-party state and deported.
Former mathematics lecturer Pham Minh Hoang was put on a plane to Paris late Saturday, weeks after his Vietnamese citizenship was revoked — a rare move that has sparked outrage among critics of the communist government who accuse it of quashing dissent by any means available.

Kicking him out is a lot nicer than actions murderous commie dictatorships usually employ. I mean, they’re not imprisoning him as a mobile “organ-donor” farm or working him to death in some “work-camp” or just putting a bullet in his head and dumping him on his front stoop for his kids to find in the morning on their way to school.

Interesting.

 

Something we all knew but we’re supposed to pretend we don’t, Prince Charles is an ignorant fool!

Robert Colvile’s excellent article on Prince Charles’s misunderstanding of the causes of African poverty provides a good opportunity to take a closer look at Africa’s economic history.

African poverty was not caused by colonialism, capitalism or free trade

Yeah, Africa’s problems stem from many things.

I’d say one of the biggest was creating countries full of enemies. Rwanda is the most extreme example of that, but look at Kenya. One tribe is in charge of the army, another is in charge of the air force. The Masai, who were the baddest asses around before the Europeans showed up, are out of power and treated poorly. The rest of the tribes hate them and have hated them for centuries.

Another cause is that we give $billions to countries that go to the rulers who use it to buy palaces, Mercedes and tanks, not wells or adequate roads or power distribution.  Vicious, murderous warlords masquerading as gov’ts are what keeps Africa down along with cynical assholes who pay them off to get at the natural resources like diamonds, gold and all the other things Africa has in abundance. It’s cheaper to buy an African warlord than to do the same thing in Europe or the Americas or even Asia in many cases.

 

This one bothers me. We all know that Che was a horrible racist and he was Fidel’s buddy, but everybody pretends Cuba is not very racist as well as murderously commie.

Castrogonia is one of the most profoundly racist countries on earth, but rarely does this issue surface in the world’s press.

According to Castro regime census figures, somewhere around 60 percent of Cubans today self-identify as “white.”  But that percentage is probably much lower.  The discrepancy between facts and the Castro census is widely acknowledged…

So, the real truth is the majority of Cubans today are blacks or mulattoes.  Yet, despite the high percentage of Afro-Cubans in the population, nearly all of the top posts in Cuba’s oligarchy and in the Castro economic monopoly are held by whites.

A disproportionate number of Afro-Cubans live in the most dilapidated neighborhoods and in the worst housing…

A racist comment often used by Castro oligarchs to describe any machinery that works well is: “esto debe haberlo inventado un blanco.” (This must have been invented by a white person)

 

That’s one of the reasons I refuse to watch Danny Glover movies. Not only did he make $millions in movies glorifying guns as he’s all “Only the gov’t should have guns!”, he thinks Fidel, whose gov’t uses their monopoly on guns to be murderously commie, is a good guy. Fidel is a murderously horrible racist and fucking Glover acts as though I’m a racist.

I can take all the idiocy from every other Hollywood idiot, but Glover goes above and beyond the usual idiocy to agitate for a man who would kill him without a qualm or second thought if Glover were a resident of Cuba. Instead, he lives a life-style that 99.9999999999999999% of every human who ever lived could not even understand. Augustus called and said, “I wish I could live like Glover!”

 

Since China owns much of our Democratic media/entertainment political complex, we have to pretend that we don’t know that China is an empire that wants to expand. They do that by bribing local gov’ts (Like Obama’s for instance) to move in their own people and that pisses off Teh Peepul affected.

Pakistan has deployed a 15,000-strong military force to protect Chinese nationals working on energy and infrastructure projects in the country, President Mamnoon Hussain said on Sunday, after the abduction of a Chinese couple raised safety concerns.

China sends people all over the place to change the ethnography, much as Muslims are doing in Europe. China’s been doing it in Tibet and in the Vladivostok area most notably, but they’re also doing it in Panama and places in Africa. What happens when China sends a few million people to a country of 10 million? China will not even notice the loss but places like Panama are swamped.

 

Even though all of our fine political, social, moral and intellectual betters pretend otherwise, a good guy with a gun often beats a bad guy with a gun.

 

There’s a difference between some thug with a gun and someone who’s thought about what it means and is mentally prepared.

 

This one doesn’t fit, it’s what we all wish we could see.

Department of Veterans Affairs Phone Outreach Assistance Specialist Janice Edlers has been on hold with Comcast since 10 a.m., sources report.

“This is not just incredibly frustrating, it’s disrespectful and demoralizing,” said Edlers, who routinely leaves her phone off the hook in her cubicle in a Department of Veterans Affairs Call Center while she makes coffee, gets a snack, or texts with her boyfriend.

 

It would be better if it was an Obamacare hotline, but we all know our fine governmental betters don’t have to deal with that shit.

No really, I tubed and everything today is just too stupid to post.

Trump’s Use Of Private Cell Phone Raises Security Concerns!!!!!!!!!!!!

They’re all in on Trump’s A Danger To Our Security! and worried about him logging all calls! It’s funny how those things weren’t so important as little as 7 months ago.

They do mention Obama’s blackberry but not Hillary’s. Weird that.

 

Another successful operation by Obama, the Democratic party and their minitrue minions!

Police officers across Southern California are being warned to be on guard after L.A. County sheriff’s homicide investigators discovered unspecified threats by street gangs targeting officers.

I do sorta feel sorry for the Dems, they riled up all this violence and death and still lost the election.

I mean, we’ll have to deal with the violence for a long time, but won’t you all think of the poor Democrats who got things all violent and couldn’t capitalize on it?

Eh, at least it’s mostly in Dem cities like L.A., Chicago and Baltimore, so we have that going for us.

Of course, it goes without saying that Trump’s violent rhetoric is to blame for all the ills of the world!

 

Nothing major, just made me laugh. During the election, when it looked as if Le Pen had a chance, the EUnuchs were all over CORRUPTION!!!!!!!!, now, not so much.

MEPs are renting offices from themselves and banking the cash using a 39-million-euro taxpayer-funded pot, a report show…

  • 87 MEPs said they did not have an office, despite a duty to maintain ties with their constituents…The fund, the General Expenditure Allowance (GEA), is primarily meant to finance office-running costs in MEPs’ home countriesBut four politicians – from Germany, Belgium and Sweden – admitted paying rent to themselves and 38 to their national political parties, says The MEPs Project .

Business as usual. It’s only wrong if you’re not fully Eunuched. And since, like our own Congress, they write the laws that govern themselves,

But campaigners say the biggest concern is that none of the findings are necessarily in breach of the parliament’s rules.

It’s funny how that works.

 

Little bit of Breaking Fake News from fakenewswer extraordinaire, CNN!

Now, some things fakenewsers expect you to not remember.
Comey sez No Pressure To End Investigations!!!!!!!!! Of course, that was when they were talking about ending the look into Hillary’s felonies.

But let’s not forget the Fake Russian Documents That Made Comey Think He Was Being Pressured To Stop The Investigation!

And now, in today’s exciting episode, Comey Was Pressured By Trump To End Investigation Of Flynn That Has Not Shown He Did Anything Illegal!

That last one is anonymous, fake news from CNN originally so, while it’s probably lies, it feels right.

Comey is trying to bring down our elected gov’t after all.

If he does testify that he was pressured, will someone ask him if he was committing perjury in May when he said, “No pressure” or will he be lying when he says Trump pressured him?

No, nobody will ask him that. Cuz the GOP is on the side of the people trying to bring down our elected POTUS.

Either way, anybody paying attention will know he’ll have committed perjury, Live! On TV! and somehow, it’s gonna be Trump’s fault.

And that’s why The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCFoxNewsetc. will be trying to hide the facts and pushing fakenews.

 

Which leads us to the obvious question.

Should Trump’s 2020 slogan be Keep America Great!! or Piss Off Your Betters! Vote Trump!

I know, embrace the power of And.

Patton sez

“…towns in southeren Germany and Austria whose names I can’t pronounce but whose places I removed.”

The decline of our Republic was never more apparent than how we treated Patton.

Methinks he might like Mattis.

I don’t like the stupid BEASTMODE!!!!!! deal, but that’s an awesome quote.

I’m not saying don’t have a happy Memorial Day, but do remember why we have it.

 

Let’s start with the funniest line of the day.

The EU and the US should defend common Western values rather than their own interests, European Council president Donald Tusk said on Thursday (25 May) after meeting US president Donald Trump in Brussels.

People who are doing their best to not defend Western Civilization are telling Trump not do what’s good for America, but what’s good for its enemies.

“What gives our cooperation and friendship its deepest meaning are fundamental Western values, like freedom, human rights and respect for human dignity,” Tusk said after the meeting.

“The greatest task today is the consolidation of the whole free world around those values, and not just interests.”

No really, he said that. As EUnuchs are siding with Palestinian savages against Israel, they’re calling on Trump to defend “Western values”, which apparently mean shitting on western civilization.

 

More on those Shared Values!!

“The times in which we could completely depend on others are on the way out. I have experienced that in the last few days,” Chancellor Merkel said at an election rally in the city of Munich. “We Europeans must really take our destiny in our own hands.”

Chancellor Merkel’s defiant talk was “applauded by 2,000 listeners” present in a Munich beer tent, local media reported.

“Merkel doesn’t consider the U.S. a reliable partner anymore,” wrote the German newspaper Die Welt.  Merkel “has no confidence in transatlantic relationship writes Munich’s Sueddeutsche Zeitung.

The U.S. president’s non-committal stance on ‘Climate Change’ was reportedly the deal-breaker for Chancellor Merkel. According to the German media reports, Chancellor Merkel had been irked by Trump’s defiance on the issue. She regards ‘Climate Change’ central to her internationalist agenda

As she’s importing thousands of people antipathetic to the entire idea of western civilization.

So…basically she thinks the ‘shared values’ mean giving money to greenies and providing protection to socialist EUnuchs.

She’s trying to say continental EUnuchstan needs to go their own way. I say, good! Encourage this. Let them protect themselves and pay for their greeny EUtopia and import all the savages they want.

Have fun! Just so you know, next time we’re gonna make you keep France.

 

Let’s see how we’re doing defending common Western values! in other parts of EUnuchstan.

In Akbar Britain, some people were doing karaoke and it brought in a bunch of cops and a helicopter. I wasn’t singing so I’m not sure why they thought to stop them. But then, in Akbar Britain they’ve changed State Religions.

A British police officer was moved to activate her panic button after taking offence at a parody song making fun of former Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden being played at a garden party…

Responding to the call for help, the local force dispatched another ten officers and a police helicopter, Cambridge News reports.

It is alleged that in addition to the parody song making fun of the dead terrorist, party-goers were also shouting “anti-Islamic abuse”, a suggestion the partygoers deny.

So…that’s what happens when you don’t have a Constitution.

Or a gun.

 

More of that Defending Western Values! With a side-dish of “Ha-ha” as this fine, tolerant lefty finds out other lefties are not so tolerant.

All Ryerson social work grad Rebecca Katzman wanted was to do her third-year placement at one of two respected Toronto Jewish organizations with a track record of addressing social justice issues…

After making it clear to Bain about her preferred placement, Katzman said the field coordinator advised her in an e-mail in late August of 2015 she did not follow up with the JCC or UJA because their values appeared to be “in opposition” to the values of the School of Social Work…

“My understanding is both agencies have a strong anti-Palestinian lean,” Bain continued, suggesting that if Katzman agreed to bring a “critical awareness” (of Palestinian solidarity movements) to either agency she might reconsider.

Jew-cooties are the worst cooties!

I will admit that I’m rooting against both sides in this dispute. Why?

Bain listed those values as the advancement of anti-oppression; anti-racism; anti-colonialism and decolonization; feminism; anti-capitalism; Queer and trans liberation struggles; issues in disability and madness (cct); among others (many of which are not listed on the school’s own website.)

Anti-capitalism is a deal-breaker for me. Also, most of the other stuff are really just happy euphemisms for “we hate western civilization and our daddies” so I’m pretty much rooting for the Jew-hater. I mean, if you’re going to be an anti-freedom asshole, don’t whine about others wanting to be anti-different freedom than what you’re against.

 

It’s funny how often a question I’ve asked is even more funnier when asked by a lefty.

Some students at the University of California Santa Barbara believe a local bar acted with racial animus after it challenged their forms of identification.

Oscar Zarate and Stephanie Periban allege Giovanni’s Pizza was “insulting” for its employees’ ambivalence over the IDs, and the UCSB Campus Democrats claim the bar “enforced racist and deeply problematic ID policies.”

If it’s racist to ask for ID to vote, it has to be racist to ask for ID for any reason whatsoever. Especially since this was one of our Preferred Citizens who don’t need to follow the law.

According to The Bottom Line, Zarate’s Mexican government-issued ID was questioned, with the bartender asking for “extra documentation.” Periban’s EAD card, which is issued to DACA — Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals — students, was refused.

Now, Mexican isn’t a race, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the owner was anti-illegal immigrants.

Below we have the beginnings of blaming this crazy, Bernie bro/Steyn greeny on the Right!!!!!

 

Look at the replies to that, lots of people are defending the media, the rest notice stuff like this.

…the 35-year-old Portland man who allegedly murdered two men and left another critically wounded while yelling anti-Muslim slurs in a knife attack on Friday, has been painted by the mainstream media as a “right-wing extremist,” but posts on his Facebook page indicate he was a supporter of socialist Senator Bernie Sanders and Green Party candidate Jill Stein.

According to screen captures of his Facebook page obtained by Buzzfeed, Christian was not a Trump supporter, as many media outlets claimed, but was a supporter of the idea of a Sanders/Stein ticket…

After the election, Christian made a point of posting to Facebook that he did not vote for Trump, that couldn’t bring himself to.

I hate the media. I really, really do. And I only used to hate the Arafish.

 

Here’s how Fake News Works, in a Tolerance Setting!

Sikhs are awesome. They don’t take shit and they don’t give it. “I’ll help you if you’re down and can’t we all get along?”, but if people don’t want to get along, well, they’re ready for that too.

But this is about Minitrue lies. So we had a touching story but Minitrue had to ‘fix’ it. And since they’re idiots and/or they think their readers are idiots, they did something stupid.

Cuz all them ragheads look the same to stupid Americans. Derp!
Video on some Fake News that our fine media betters are pushing back hard on when they’re not ignoring it.

You see, like the deal with the IT workers, that makes Dems look bad so it’s Not News Guys.

Which makes me think there’s something to it. Minitrue doesn’t push that hard back against stuff that isn’t true. They usually push the crazy conspiracy theories not shut them up.

 

What a difference an ejection makes!

In today’s exciting news, 3 aircraft carrier groups to the western Pacific

Nimitz, one of the world’s largest warships, will join the USS Carl Vinson and USS Ronald Reagan there, sources close to the U.S. military said May 26.

It is rare for the U.S. Navy to deploy three aircraft carriers to the same region at the same time. This latest decision means that three of the U.S. Navy’s 11 aircraft carriers will be deployed in the western Pacific.

 

Previously in the series,

The U.S. Navy will delay the refueling of the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) for an unknown period because of the uncertain fiscal environment due to the ongoing legislative struggle, the service told Congress in a Friday message obtained by USNI News. (as they were buying very expensive ‘green’ fuel. V)…

On Wednesday it announced it would delay the deployment of the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) to the Middle East do to the ongoing budget strife bringing the total number of carriers in U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) to one until funding normalizes…

And less previously,

For the next week (Published December 30, 2016 V), not only will there be no U.S. Navy aircraft carrier in the Middle East, but there will be no American aircraft carriers deployed at sea anywhere else in the world, despite a host of worldwide threats facing the United States.

 

It’s funny how the media acts as if murderous dictators hating Trump is a bad thing. See also, Mattis Video Above.

 

Arguing with headlines!

(What) Do Russia, China, Iran and Cuba All Have in Common? Intelligence Services Gunning for America

I’d say that headline should read,

(What) Do Russia, China, Iran, Cuba and The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCFOXNEWS.etc. All Have in Common? Intelligence Services Gunning for Trump’s America

But that’s just cuz I spend a fair amount of time noticing stuff like that.

 

In Dog Bites Man News!, NY!

It’s a very sudden interest in possible wrongdoing in the Legislature: Soares has been AWOL in probing all the corruption that has rocked Albany since he took office.

At issue is payments normally given to senators who chair committees that instead went to vice chairs. (The actual chairmen were already collecting bigger “lulus” for other jobs, and the rules don’t let you collect two.)

Four Republicans and three IDCers got such bonuses. Lawyers for Senate leaders say the law allows leeway in how they allocate the payments.

Soares’ record isn’t inspiring: He was criticized by New York Civic head Henry Stern and others for bungling (bungling, yeah, let’s go with that V) the 2007 investigation of then-Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s use of the state police in a vendetta against the Senate majority leader. In 2009, he failed to follow up on campaign finance questions that later helped sink rogue Democratic Sen. Pedro Espada.

That’s funny. They’re pretending it’s new that a political asshole in NY would go after his political enemies for doing what all NY pols do while ignoring actual law-breaking by his own party.

It never ceases to amaze me how the papers cover all this stuff all the damn time but each time act as if it’s new. I’ve been watching them detail NY corruption for decades. At first it amazed me, now it just amuses me.

My friend was a journalist in Albany when her news service cut back, she went to work for a Republican and had to vote GOP while doing so. NY is very feudal that way and yes, they’ll know all about your ‘secret’ ballot.

I really pissed her off by explaining that not only was her vote not canceling a GOP vote now but since she was changing from Dem to GOP it was like 3 votes for the GOP.

That was in the 80s, back when I thought there was a slight difference between the parties in NY. What can I say, I was young and naive.

 

This narrative is really fucked up.

Ousted FBI Director James Comey must be held accountable for creating a presidential election frenzy over “fake” intelligence, one top Republican senator said Sunday.

“If he intervened in the election based on fake information generated by the Russians, that was an incredibly incompetent thing to do,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) told CNN’s “State of the Union.”

The document was Russian intelligence that purported to show that then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch was compromised. It referenced an alleged email between former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and a political operative, Leonard Benardo, about reassurances Lynch had made to not let the FBI investigation go too far.

Graham wants further investigation on the alleged email and possibly further sanctions on Russia.

So the head of the FBI cleared a wrongdoer because he thought the head of the DO”J” wanted him to illegally do so and Lyndsey Fucking Graham is mad at Russia.

Now, I don’t believe a word of this whole, ridiculous story. I sincerely doubt Lynch was subtle at all in telling Comey the outcome demanded in this Tom Sawyer investigation.

It’s a post hoc attempt at deflecting outrage from a blatantly political FBI asshole turning the FBI into Hillary’s Bitches at the behest of a corrupt Dept. Of “Justice” working for a Chicago-Machine POTUS to Russia which leads us to…..

President Trump fired Comey earlier this month.

Trump.

Get Trump! I really have to think that anybody who reads any of these stories has to say, “Wait a minute. Isn’t what Comey did really, really wrong? And isn’t it wrong that he thought that was something his boss would want him to do?”

But nobody’s asking those questions of anybody important.

 

The times I’ve been called a liar for noticing this.

In the United States, which contains 8 percent of the world’s forests, there are more trees than there were 100 years ago. According to the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO), “Forest growth nationally has exceeded harvest since the 1940s. By 1997, forest growth exceeded harvest by 42 percent and the volume of forest growth was 380 percent greater than it had been in 1920.” The greatest gains have been seen on the East Coast (with average volumes of wood per acre almost doubling since the ’50s) which was the area most heavily logged by European settlers beginning in the 1600s, soon after their arrival.

We were really bad about cutting down trees until the middle of the last century. Now, lots of these trees are not the same, hardwood trees from before, but they are still trees.

I’d like to see more hardwood trees planted, but they take decades to grow unlike pine.

 

An interesting link blog. They link the post and show the first paragraph or so. You can tell they’re smart cuz they linked me. Well, that or they like assholes.

 

Bad news everybody, garden gnomes have jumped the shark

That’s too bad. I was just about to get a few to put around my trailer.

I should have expected it, as soon as there’s zombies of it you know the sharks can’t be far behind.

And I think we won the Cold War.

Again.

I see at the IB that Chris Cornell, the singer from Soundgarden, died. RIP, as Sobek says, he was a damn fine singer. I was a classic rock guy until the 90s and got into alternative rock. I figure it was because they went back to rock and roll’s roots: heroin.

I always figured spoonman had something to do with cooking up some heroin. I could be wrong as it doesn’t really seem to mean anything intelligible, sorta like your average junkie.

 

Well, there’s maybe a little of the 90s, but it’s the funny part.

1990, Crackhead Mayor of DC, Democrat Marion Barry, sez,

The enraged Barry muttered over and over, “Bitch set me up . . . references to the woman who lured him to the hotel…

 

Flash ahead to 2017 and a different minitrue outlet is saying the Bitch Set Him Up!, and it’s hilarious.

…girl who had exchanged sexually explicit text messages with former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) lied about her age and political motivations to harm Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, according to a report by the investigative news site WhoWhatWhy.

Hey, that’s our schtick! sez the Wash Post.

Who’s WhoWhatWhy? They’re a non-partisan, internet website that only looks to get to the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s look at their totally trustworthi- and non-partisaniness!

Fighting the Koch Brothers for Transparency in South Dakota…Vigilance Is Needed to Fight Net Neutrality Rollback…Closing Borders and Ethnocentrism Unite Trump and Hungary’s Orbán…Trump and Evangelicals, the Culmination of an Unholy Alliance… (and my personal favorite last, recall that Comey’s replacement is a Friend Of Hillary V)…WWW Exclusive: Felix Sater Links Trump to Comey’s Replacement

Yeah. They’re the gold standard in minitrue journalism, they hate all the right people.

It’s funny how often bitches be setting up Democrats.

 

Before we get on to ignoring Comey, something that has me confused. First, notice the URL, nation.co.ke, you know our fine lefty idjits at The Nation here would love that url. Cuz nation.lsd is taken.

Second, this.

The United Nations has accused Ukraine of defying an international embargo on South Sudan and supplying the country with weapons.

 

At first I was all, “Yay Ukraine!” South Sudan needs to be able to fight back against their fine, tolerant, slave-raiding, murderous neighbors to the north, but then I read this.

Meanwhile, sacked army chief Paul Malong returned to Juba on Saturday, saying he never intended to wage war against President Salva Kiir.
“If I want to rebel I can do it in Juba. If I was about to fight I would fight here,” he told reporters upon his arrival in the capital.
President Kiir dismissed his powerful, hardline army chief on Tuesday last week.
Malong, long regarded as an ethnic nationalist of Kiir’s majority Dinka tribe, was replaced by Gen James Ajongo Mawut, a career soldier.

Will whoever gets those weapons be loyal to the new country that just doesn’t want to be enslaved and murderously dictated at or loyal to the slave-raiding, murderous dictator or is he trying to become a whole nother murderous dictator?

I hope it’s option A, but that’s not usually the way to bet in this world.

 

In more Comey free news, Obstruction Of Justice!

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz threatened the chief of the U.S. Capitol Police with “consequences” for holding equipment that she says belongs to her in order to build a criminal case against a Pakistani staffer suspected of massive cybersecurity breaches involving funneling sensitive congressional data offsite.

 

Oh wait, that’s non-Trump-related. That means it can be safely ignored cuz Trump said something stupid!

Okay, just a little Comey. CNN has The Scoop Of The Millennia! Nother, totally accurate, memo that they’ve been given! They’re not just reporting on what some dude told them!

Well there’s no arguing with that!

 

News We All Knew!

the 22-year-old British man believed to have killed 22 people in a suicide-bomb attack, had ties to al Qaeda and had received terrorist training abroad, a U.S. intelligence official told NBC News…

…had traveled to Libya within the last 12 months, one of multiple countries he had visited, the official said. And while he had “clear ties to al Qaeda,” the official said, (dead terrorist) could have also had connections to other groups…

The U.S. official said Abedi’s bomb was “big and sophisticated,” using materials hard to obtain in Britain — meaning “it’s almost impossible to see he didn’t have help.”

It’s funny how EUnuchs noticing reality so soon is reason for applause. They’ll never know his motives, but at least they’re this far along.

The worst part of the episode.

Members of his own family had even informed on him in the past, telling British authorities that he was dangerous, according to the intelligence official.

There’s no excuse for Known Wolf. Especially when his family sez it.

 

What a difference an ejection makes.

I love the look… smirk on Trump’s face.

 

Let’s Trump!

CNN has him now!

I was going to link a Trump’s Budget Is Gonna Kill Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!! articles, but there are so many out there it’s hard to choose just 1,465, so do a search for “Trump’s Budget” and read the headlines.

Or, you could read this.

President Donald Trump’s budget proposal this week will include provisions to end many foreign military grants administered by the State Department and replace them with loans, a move that could affect up to $1 billion in aid to dozens of countries if Congress approves, U.S. officials said.

An internal State Department memo reviewed by The Wall Street Journal names Pakistan, Tunisia, Lebanon, Ukraine, Colombia, Philippines and Vietnam as among countries that could be affected.

 

I’m for most of that. Why are we giving money to Hezbollah?

 

Alternate headline, Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Free Speech!

Twitter Co-Founder Apologizes For Making Trump Presidency Possible

His headline is more subtly funny, I’m more direct usually.

Breaking news from

 

Two related links.

Democrats in America think it’s okay to attack their enemies. Not just okay, but required.

Most people, when they want their congressional members to hear their dissenting voices, send a letter, drop an email, leave a voicemail.

Democrats? They threaten violence.

Our fine betters have been othering normal Americans , their plans are finally coming together.
I wish them well of it.

 

The Democrats’ allies in Venezuela are a little further along in their plans.

Crazy, 37 second long video I can’t embed showing a bunch of guys, wearing black, riding black motorcycles going from left to right throwing stuff and firing long guns behind them and then you see a bunch of just people chasing after them.

Venezuela is just ugly and all our fine media betters are fucking ignoring it.

I did think of one way Maduro could use those surface-to-air missiles, he could give them to FARC and they could shoot down a US drug-interdiction plane.

If your country’s going to shit, why not start a war with America?

It can’t hoit!

 

Teach your children well!

 

 

It used to be that the Simpsons was where you went to see the hilarity of our society, then Futurama came along and showed us the future was gonna be ridiculously funny too!

 

Yeah, I thought I was  a little light on links so I’d throw in some filler.

In my defense, all everybody is talking about is whatever fake, Comey news they’re spewing today. I just can’t take it some days.

   

I’m a fool, for I believed your lies
But now I’ve seen through your disguise
Who needs, well I don’t need, who needs you?

 

Related

By any other name.

Election machines in three states were not hacked to give Donald Trump the election.

There was never a serious post-election movement of electors to defy their constitutional duties and vote for Hillary Clinton.

Nor, once Trump was elected, did transgendered people begin killing themselves in alarming numbers.

Nor were there mass resignations at the State Department upon his inauguration.

Nor did Donald Trump seek an order to “ban all Muslims” from entering the U.S. Instead, he temporarily sought a suspension in visas for everyone, regardless of religion, from seven Middle Eastern states that the Obama administration had earlier identified as incapable of properly vetting travelers to the U.S.

The first lady did not work for an elite escort or prostitute service. She never said that she and young Barron Trump would not be moving to the White House. Barron does not have autism.

Trump’s father never ran racist ads as a supposed candidate in a purported political campaign. Kellyanne Conway denies that in a private conversation between segments on MSNBC, she privately remarked to hosts that she had to take a shower after working for Trump.

Donald Trump never suggested to the Mexican president that the U.S. was going to invade Mexico. Nor did Trump plan to mobilize the National Guard to send back illegal aliens.

He did not remove a Martin Luther King bust from the White House.

There was no evidence that he ever promised to ease Russian sanctions (much less that he promised the Russians he would be “flexible” after he was elected). He did not short the FBI of resources to conduct an investigation into supposed Russian collusion. He did not go to Moscow and watch prostitutes in his bed urinate where Barack Obama had previously slept.

His deputy attorney general did not threaten to resign over the Comey firing.

And we have no idea whether Trump really gets two scoops of ice cream while limiting his guests to one, or pads around in a bathrobe in the early evening, or cannot find the light switch in the White house.

Yet all that is what daily we hear and read.

Meanwhile . . . (this is the time when you make with the clicky, V)

…it leaves you bleeding lying flat on your face
Reaching out, reaching out for a helping hand
Where is that helping hand?

The Five Most Important Takeaways from Trump’s Budget
May 23, 2017 by Dan Mitchell
It’s both amusing and frustrating to observe the reaction to President Trump’s budget.

I’m amused that it is generating wild-eyed hysterics from interest groups who want us to believe the world is about to end.

But I’m frustrated because I’m reminded of the terribly dishonest way that budgets are debated and discussed in Washington. Simply stated, almost everyone starts with a “baseline” of big, pre-determined annual spending increases and they whine and wail about “cuts” if spending doesn’t climb as fast as previously assumed.

Yeah, we’ve been watching that shit for years.

Which led us to:

 

Same story, same words, different reactions.

Fakenewser Extraordinaire is up in arms!

President Trump asked two of the nation’s top intelligence officials in March to help him push back against an FBI investigation into possible coordination between his campaign and the Russian government, according to current and former officials.

Now, there’s no reason to believe this, the Wash Post lies. they make up sources and even if they have sources, how can “former officials’ know this? Who are the current officials? Is it Clapper and Comey? (the two cs in coup, coup)

So judging by the Wash Post’s track record, it’s probably a lie. But if it isn’t….

Trump was trying to get them to tell the truth. But they didn’t, Clapper and Comey just keep lying, obfuscating and innuendoing and where has that lead us?

Here.

More than half of Democrats believe Russians tampered with vote tallies in order to swing the election for President Trump.

I really cannot figure out how lefties think but why aren’t they advocating war with Russia?

If I thought that I’d be up in fucking arms demanding we go to war with Russia. Democrats only want to get Trump.

Are they all lying sacks of shit or do some of them actually believe the lies and hate they spew?

These are the questions that don’t keep me up at night. Who really cares? You treat them like the chubby-fisted, sippy-cup bangers they are either way.

This has never been reported, it was angrily asked back when this shit started, “Do you think Russians changed votes? No? Then shut up.” But since the people in charge of investigating this shit are lying, obfuscating and innuendoing, here we are. In crazy land. With much of America thinking Russia committed an act of war but those people are not mad at Russia, they’re mad at me for voting for Trump. And their daddies. But that’s a whole nother post.

 

CNN finally found some Fake News they cannot get behind!

Fox News staffers expressed frustration on Monday that on-air personalities at their network like prime time host Sean Hannity are continuing to peddle a conspiracy theory about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich.
“I’m disgusted by it,” one Fox News employee (Hey Shep! V) told CNN.

First, why is Shep Smith talking to CNN instead of reporting on this?

Second, I’m with CNN and Shep on this one. Because there’s no evidence or pattern of Hillary haters being killed conveniently and in odd circumstances! That’s the real crazy talk!

One question, what about all the Dems who believe the fake news that Russians hacked vote totals? Why aren’t you busily exposing that?

I know, they’re fomenting it, but I just like to pretend we’re in a different world sometimes. It’s more restful there. The beer is all European and the sunsets get cool purples almost every night.

 

Let’s take a break from insanity and focus on the real enemy.

It’s a good thing they’re investigating extremists! I mean, just cuz those savages went after a concert filled with young teens at the moment when their parents were there to pick them up doesn’t mean we need to be rude!

Think about that, they blew up their bombs so the children could see their parents blown up and parents could see children blown up and the police are going after someone who doesn’t want it to happen again. She didn’t advocate violence, she said it has to stop.

So to the Brit Police, wanting to stop terrorists is worse than being a terrorist.

It’s a good thing the gov’t took their guns! They need to know their place!

 

Think my comment on the Brit police and their priorities is harsh? Possibly, doesn’t make it untrue.

Compare and contrast

Abedi was known to the security services but was not part of any active investigation or regarded as a high risk. He was viewed as a peripheral figure in much the same way as the Westminister attacker, Khalid Masood.

I’m not sure what they’re going to do with that hateful….white-privileged person above, but it surely won’t be less lenient than they treated those two misunderstood youths who were just trying to make a statement about the Crusades! I’d say the police are harsher toward that hateful person. She’s not gonna blow anybody up if they fuck with her after all.

 

To all the willful idiots in the media who are saying, “We don’t know if he acted alone. Authorities say he detonated it alone.”

So he had a button I’d guess, but I wouldn’t take that statement without a grain of salt. They lie a lot to Prevent The Backlash Against The True Victims Of This Attack, so it could have been a cell phone detonator and this fool thought he was just going to drop it off and then set it off but someone beat him to the boom.

The other idiocy is about acting alone. Where would he get bomb-making materials? Detonators? Know-how?

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t know how to make a bomb. I’m in America so I could get ammo fairly easily and use that I’d guess but I’d be worried about the detonator. All I know about detonators is that I’d want either a very damn long fuse or a useful idiot to test it out. Over there preferably (points out in the desert).

That shit scares me. I don’t mess with electricity either. A man has to know his limitations.

So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this guy had help making his bomb at least. So no, he didn’t work alone.

 

Lest we get too tied up in the media ignoring the murderous dictator in Venezuela, let’s take a look at another, closer, murderous dictator they’re busy ignoring! The one their God-President gave great concessions to and got jack and shit in return (and jack’s out squatting). No, not the Iranians. No, not the Chinese. No, not the fucking Norks, I’m talking about Cuba. Cuba! Geez, I said “closer” than Venezuela. Get a globe.

That particular murderous dictator pays attention to reality.

Cuban officials put a stop to the launch of a new independent magazine after several warnings and threats to island journalists.

Five journalists were warned about starting a magazine called Identidades — orIdentities — which drew attention from authorities at the Department of State Security and the National Revolutionary Police May 19 and 20.

Hernandez said he was intimidated by DSE officer Lucas when being subpoenaed at the police station, where an officer insinuated that he could “end up like Mexican journalists: dead” if he continued his work. (emphasis me V, it’s emphasizable cuz our fine media betters ignore it.)

Our journolisters can’t be assed to cover either the murderousness of murderous commie dictatlors or Mexican cartels that supply their drugs, they’re busy making up lies about their real enemies; people who can keep Democrats from being elected.

 

Now here’s my question.

United Nations experts investigating violations of sanctions on North Korea have suffered a “sustained” cyber attack by unknown hackers with “very detailed insight”into their work, according to an email warning seen by Reuters on Monday.

And in related news…

Symantec says ‘highly likely’ North Korean hacking group behind ransomware attacks

Look at this

Is that picture a good illustration of a place that can educate, train and deploy such uber-competent hackers?

Do you think that maybe, just maybe, there’s another country, possibly bordering the Norks  to the north, who could help them with those sorts of things?  A country that sent a million troops to keep them commie? A country not named “America” or “Australia”, which countries are the only countries that voluntarily go home after kicking out invaders.

 

This one has to be tough for lefties.

Defense lawyers plan to argue that religious freedom is at the core of the case in which two physicians and one of their wives are charged with subjecting young girls to genital cutting. All three are members of the Dawoodi Bohra, a small Indian-Muslim sect that has a mosque in Farmington Hills.

On the one hand, Muslims are just about the highest group with victimhood for lefties. I mean, they only savage other wogs’ vaginas, so rich, white lefties can safely ignore it, but it’s happening to wymyns who are also children.

I just want to see how they square the irregular polygon that is the idea that refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding is worthy of loss of all worldly goods and ability to make a living versus the idea that savaging a child’s hoo ha is okay cuz of freedom of religion.

It won’t be funny, but it might just make more people look and say, “You’re fucking crazy. Shut up.”

 

Probably gonna piss some people off, but what the hell.

I remember vomiting like this.

There’s nothing like projectile vomiting when you’re a little kid and it’s not alcohol related.

I remember my whole body feeling cleaned out after doing that, it’s better than your best dump.