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It’s worse when you realize stuff like that before you die.

Let’s Tube!

I have a word of advice for Romanians who’ve been protesting their corrupt, Obama-style gov’t.

Romania’s parliament on Monday unanimously endorsed a presidential proposal for a nationwide referendum to get public support for the fight against corruption.

Keep watching them, right now they’re just trying to get you to shut up and go back to ignoring them. Don’t fall for it!

There is no time-frame yet and MPs’ backing for the plan is not binding.

But it does send a strong message…

See? This is the “Throwing fish at you to get you to clap your fins and honk your squeezy bulbs” phase. Keep reminding them about the “Decorating lamp post” phase.

 

In EUnuchstan, they don’t have freedom of spe… well, freedom of style of guess.

A Hitler lookalike has been arrested in Austria on charges of glorifying the Nazi era, local officials say.

The 25-year-old man reportedly calls himself Harald Hitler.

The man, sporting a side parting and a trademark moustache, had been seen having his photograph taken outside the house in Braunau am Inn in which Adolf Hitler was born.

He was arrested for dressing like Hitler, nothing more. I’m all for laws against murderous ideologies acting murderously ideological, but shouldn’t those laws require actual actions? I mean, I know why they have the laws, they don’t trust their serfs. That doesn’t mean I like it.

 

Let’s do some media bias.

Fakenewsers at the NY Times on the recent round-ups of extra-felony illegal aliens.

Federal immigration officials arrested more than 600 people across at least 11 states last week, detaining 40 people in the New York City area, law enforcement officials said on Sunday.

It remained unclear whether the actions by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were part of continuing operations to round up undocumented immigrants with criminal convictions or a ramping-up of deportations by the Trump administration.

Wait, you mean they didn’t tell you?

President Trump proclaimed on Twitter early Sunday morning: “The crackdown on illegal criminals is merely the keeping of my campaign promise. Gang members, drug dealers & others are being removed!”

But Gillian Christensen, acting press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security, said, “The focus of these targeted enforcement operations is consistent with the routine, targeted arrests carried out by ICE’s Fugitive Operations Teams on a daily basis.”

That “But” in there in the second paragraph is not needed, unless you want to follow up with some lies to obfuscate the issue.

The contradiction heightened an already swelling fear among immigrants and their advocates.

Oh right.

Now remember this paragraph as you read what the Daily Mail reports.

“All these people are in violation of some sort of immigration law,” the official said, adding that some of their convictions included rape and aggravated assault.

Oh, so only “some”?

Akbar Britain’s Daily Mail.

Federal immigration officials are laying out a range of crimes that have been committed by a undocumented immigrants snatched up in immigration raids around the country over the last week.

This included those ‘convicted of crimes including, but not limited to, homicide, aggravated sexual abuse, sexual assault of a minor, lewd and lascivious acts with a child, indecent liberties with a minor, drug trafficking, battery, assault, DUI and weapons charges,’ according to the statement.

That doesn’t sound like “some” to me.

Remember, we have to learn bad news for Dem constituencies in furrin papers.

American papers are defending foreigners and foreign papers report on what’s going on. Aristophanes Approved!\

 

One of my favorite smells is working on showing that Hate-Crimes folks smell bad.

So I Documented A Hate Crime Incident Today…
I was inspired by this CBC article; Website to keep tabs on incidents involving hate in Alberta

I was so motivated I went straight to the STOPHATEAB.CA web site and filed my complaint.

I complained about an Anti-Ahmadi sect hate screed that the Muslims in Calgary web site has had published since at least 2016. I covered this hate screed last year and you can read about it here.

The hate screed states that the Ahmadi are apostates who spread filth and are allied with Israel. That’s pretty much a death sentence in Islam.

I expect the response to say, ‘Stop being so hatey! We go after right wing hate!” or something semantically equivalent but obfuscatory.

 

The Narrative! Is Everything!

The media luminaries have gone crazy after four journalists asked a series of legitimate questions about major international issues like immigration, national security, and trade policy of President Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a joint press conference on Monday.
Media figures are furious that the journalists asked about real issues affecting people in both countries—the United States and Canada—rather than parroting the same anti-Trump narrative about National Security Adviser Gen. Michael Flynn that the media have been pushing all weekend.

There are two reasons the media is freaking out over Trump taking questions from non-important news outlets. The first is They’re Important and this makes them feel less important. The other is that the new folks don’t know which questions they’re supposed to ask to further The Narrative!. That pisses them off.

I’m not sure what to think about Flynn. On the one hand, I have no idea what’s going on (at least I admit it, Minitrue just makes up the worst interpretation), on the other hand this gives Minitrue a stick to beat Trump with. On the gripping hand, the Trump 2020 reelection committee is in full swing so they’ll overplay their OUTRAGE!!!! on this. (Megyn Kelly must be freaking out that she can’t get her OUTRAGE!!!!!!! on for a while)

 

Let’s shows some sausage making!

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Did Kylie Jenner Get A Boob Job? Why Am I Being Paid To Write About This Shite?

The reason you’re being paid to do that is because that’s what the news media is all about anymore, you lie to elect Dems or you do click-bait articles with “boob” and “sex” in the headline.

But the important part is that the story actually shows us the MO of the news media very succinctly. The quoted bits are from his editor telling him how to write a hard-news article.

“The last thing we want is readers to think we have an opinion, we’ve got to disguise that with suggestive yet subtle language, but don’t make it obvious. We’re judging her for having the boob job, but we don’t want our readers to realise that, we’ve got to stay on the fence about these things and invite them to judge instead”. Well, fucking fair play for stating the obvious Siobhan. Last thing we’d want is our readers thinking is that we only publish this shit pretending there’s a ‘controversial this or that’, just to get them nice and annoyed.

Frame it so that the speculation about the boob job comes from another publication, copy and paste if needed. Or if you can’t get that just use some randomers tweets on Twitter”. Loud and clear Siobhan. Plenty of random tweets out there. Should be easy.

The subject doesn’t matter, our fine media betters do the same thing with every story. They start out with the conclusion then change the facts to fit The Narrative!. It’s what they do.

 

Let’s puppy blend for a couple.

This looks like an Acme-explosive kit to me. (now with extra anvil!)

Under the plan, the commerce secretary would designate the practice of currency manipulation as an unfair subsidy when employed by any country, instead of singling out China, said people briefed on or involved in formulating the policy. U.S. companies would then be in a position to bring antisubsidy actions themselves to the U.S. Commerce Department against China or other countries.

Isn’t that pretty much what we’ve been doing too? Keeping interest rates down and constantly printing more money so we can afford to pay off the huge debt Obama and the GOP ran up.

 

This looks like an Acme-explosive rioting kit to me.

For the past three weeks, Democratic protesters have swarmed Republican town hall events across the country, booing, shouting down and trying to embarrass GOP lawmakers seeking to gut ObamaCare.

In the coming weeks, grassroots conservatives will be fighting back.

FreedomWorks, the Tea Party-aligned outside group, beginning next month will be organizing rallies and urging its nearly 6 million activists to turn out at town hall events to ensure members of Congress are also getting an earful from ObamaCare detractors.

Those totally peaceful lefty rioters are not known to take dissent very peacefully and I think the used-to-be really peaceful Tea Party types are all outta cheeks to turn.

 

There are a bunch of chucklers today, some on purpose, some not.

Majority of voters oppose privatizing ATC!!!!

When did alexthechick become not a private person? I know I’ve never seen any pics.

 

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding this.

In another sweeping move aimed at undoing the perceived damage done by the Obama administration, President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday directing the Department of Justice to revoke all sixteen Thanksgiving Day turkey pardons issued by the former president during his eight years in office.

…“This morning, the president once again used his executive powers to see to it that justice is served and that the surviving creatures will be destroyed.”

Man do I wish Trump would do that. The freaking out by the media as America is rolling around on the floor laughing would be all about teh awesome.

 

Back in the 80s, Times Square was not a very safe place. It was full of drug dealers, hookers, sidewalk hustlers and the businesses were mostly sex shops with peep shows. At 20 years old, my friend and I were mugged there, just standing on the sidewalk waiting for another friend.

Then, Benito Guiliani showed you can tame the city and Times Square became all Disneyfied, the low-lifes moved off a few blocks, it actually caused a sort of, hooker-inspired gentrification in Hell’s Kitchen. The class of low-life there skyrocketed.

So how’s Times Square doing?

Times Square Mickey Mouse charged with stealing from tourist

Heh, so you can get mugged again but now it’s by Disney! That’s fusion!

 

We’ve all seen our fine lefty friends are freaking out over the most innocuous things, but this has to take the cake.

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The reason it takes the cake is cuz you can’t have cake without milk!

*smack*

Sorry.

Coupla vids. The first is fucking scary as hell, the second is very damn cool.

 

Bionic fucking cats? Jebus, you realize they’d eat us if they were strong enough, don’t you?

 

All the stories on this holographic deal are French so I can’t find out the deal, but that’s fucking cool.

 

 

You realize we’re less than 10 years from having a working holodeck? Can hot aliens babes be far behind?

 

Nonna y’all got in on my windmill-powered airplanes and now it’s too late. Sonomobatch. It was such a good idea too. It was the perfect blend of stupid and ignorant. So stupid that ignorant fools would think it sounded smart and when we were done we’d have a couple Mosquito bombers and P-51 Mustangs.

Since it’s too late, I figure I’ll go for a socio-mathematical grant.

Before I get into that, I want to talk about a Kindle book I just read. It’s called “We are legion, we are Bob” by Dennis Taylor.

The blurb at Amazon says something about a guy freezing his head, becoming property, being put on a hard-drive and the becoming the AI for a probe. Some more about it below. No real spoilers, just why I like the book and you will too.

So Bob is a sci-fi geek who sold his Internet company for a metric boatload of money and now he’s very rich. He’s all excited he can get an all access pas for a sci-fi con and he pays to have his head frozen (because they’ll be able to grow you a new body by then!!!), dies, gets frozen and wakes up on a hard-drive, they destroyed his head in doing that.

He’s tested for suitability, and non-going-crazy-ability, to be the guiding intelligence of a von neumann probe, a self-replicating factory deal that you send to somewhere and it builds more stuff, he’s supposed to go out and build colonies. 

He goes out and the first thing he does is build more Bobs, they have to take a different name, since they’re sci-fi geeks, their names are Bender, Homer, Khan and stuff, but they’re all ‘Bobs’. 

The new Bobs help control all factories and ‘roamers’ and stuff, then they all get their own ships and some go out and start over.

By the end of the book there are probably 20 or more Bobs running around the galaxy fighting enemies, building colonies and just doing geeky, sci-fi stuff. It’s a very fun book. I bet a dollar Ringo, Kratman, the Davids Drake and Weber and a few others will want to get into that Universe. It’s just fun. I want to be Bob. So go the the puppy blender, the motheship or someone who makes money off Amazon sales and get it. It’s either 2.99 or 3.99.

 

So, on to my fascinating new mathematics field and some of you might be able to get in on the ground floor!

In light of the OUTRAGE!!!!! by our fine media betters,

At the moment there are so many outrages, executive orders, protests, and controversies that none of them can get enough oxygen in our brains. I can’t obsess about problem X because the rest of the alphabet is coming at me at the same time.

 

I figured that Trump could use something  to quantify exactly how to get the most minitrue-freaking-frothiness out of each action he plans on taking without going too far.

So he can maximize the number of ‘ha’s for each of our ‘bwa’s.

The equation I’ve developed is F=MA

Where:

F=Frothiness, M=Mania, A=Aggresiveness

M=P/I, P=Passion, I=Intelligence,

A=Aggressiveness for or against the object, Trump’s actions in this case. I can’t figure out the components for A, but it will involve education-level and partisanship. Judging from the last 16 years, I don’t think I’ll need the actual merits of any action to determine how much for or against it most partisans will be, I’ll just have to figure out how to quantify their partisanship.

High levels of education (PhD or JD for instance) will actually be the same multiplier as very little education. Too much education is just as bad as too little, that’s how we got Krugman.

 

As you can see, M is much easier to figure out. The lower the intellect the higher the M in general so I’ll focus on just F=M=P/I. As I get a baseline, I can start to figure out the A. It might even be a constant as the components equal out, mulitiplicatively speaking.

For instance,  I would guess Hannity and the Wash Post have the same absolute value for the multiplier, as I’d guess Hannity is averagely educated for a journalist and he’s about as intelligent, they’d be positive and negative values of course, i.e., mirrored around a center much like the number line.

Nancy Pelosi has just about the highest recorded M. Her intellect is exceedingly low, combined with her high level of public-consumption-intended Passion index and you get an M that approaches infinity and thus, her F (frothiness) will also approach infinity.

Nancy Pelosi on today’s vote: “What we’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget. We’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today.”

That’s almost infinitely stupid.

I think I’m on to something!

In the age of Trump, the former Speaker of the House sounded positively nostalgic about working with President George W. Bush, who she once called a “total failure” in 2008. “What else did we work with him on?” Pelosi asked out loud before listing the TARP Wall Street bailouts

That’s her bragging. No really, she claimed she’s proud of working with W and bailing out Wall Street. She’s basically just frothing at the mouth until words come out. A million monkeys taking a million hits of acid would probably say similar stuff.

 

So how is it useful?

Take the first integral, or F1. That’s the ‘velocity’ or speed at which the froth flows.

F1= (F2/2) +C

Where C=Time elapsed in Trump’s presidency. Now, I’ve decided to use millifroths so I can use days for C. Notice the longer Trump is in office, the higher the minimum ‘velocity’ of froth. By the end of his second term all you’ll have to do is write the letter “T” and any CNN anchor will be all

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Notice in the second integral, the ‘acceleration’ or how quickly the frother becomes frothy, the elapsed time is now multiplied by the frothiness.

I’m trying to get it to work so the “+ C” in the second integral is 1/(days left until Trump leaves office).

That way, the longer Trump is in office the higher the baseline acceleration for frothiness. That would show that near the end of his second term, by the time you get halfway through writing the “T”, the Wash Post will already be working up a full scale FAKE NEWS BLITZ-KRY and wetting themselves.

 

Trump could use this to precisely calculate the effect of things he wants to do as his POTUSy passes.

I figure that’s worth a couple $million grant.

Who’s in?

 

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Boy am I burned out. Watching all the lying by our fine media betters as they screech about Fake News!!!!! is frustrating. Hearing today on Russia “hacking” Dem emails showing their corruption is a spectacle too far. Until Trump is sworn in, I’m not trusting the current crew of Chicago-machine assholes.

Ahh, let’s tube. What we’re seeing lately is either the last, violent, gasp as leftists lose their shit with their power over us or…the last violent gasp as lefties admit, even to themselves, they’re totalitarians and get their Stalin on.

 

The Emperor always nails it.

And therein lies the problem. The Prozis keep shrieking hysterically about Trump being Hitler and how it’s 1933 all over again.

All the while doing every single thing in their power to create the exact conditions that allowed Hitler to come to power.

What the Prozis fail to understand is that every action provokes an equal and opposite reaction. The “art” of using lies and inflammatory nonsense to fire up your own masses lies in doing it just enough that it works, but avoiding carefully to stoke the fires enough that the other side reaches critical mass before you’re ready to handle it. But today’s Prozis, thankfully, don’t understand this. They think that they can get away with committing outrage after outrage, and the other side will just sit around and pick their noses, scratching their balls and shrug until it’s too late.

There’s just so much normal people, those who aren’t freaking out over the community-based-reality, are willing to take and/or there has to be a point where leftists start to act on what they claim to believe and cause a reaction.

 

The Post doesn’t like Trump any more than the NY Times, but they still crack me up. This is an article about the world junior hockey championships where the US team beat Russia.

We hacked Russia’s goalie

Pretty funny headline. We all need to relentlessly make fun of lefties, arguing idiocies with them only gives them what they want. Point and laugh. Sooner or later they’ll leave us alone or jump at our throats so we can legally kick their asses.

 

Speaking of fake news, Global Worming!

Much of the Arctic was extremely cold last month, not “super-hot” as claimed by the Washington Post.

It used to be they’d put a little correction in somewhere a week or three after The Hottest Year Ever!!!!! stories, now, they don’t bother.

As the proofs that global worming is a religious scam are becoming more and more blatant, global  warmmongers keep screeching ever louder trying to shut up anybody who thinks science should involve the scientific method.

 

Speaking of settled science, they’ve found a new organ.

Researchers have classified a brand-new organ inside our bodies, one that’s been hiding in plain sight in our digestive system this whole time.

It’s sort of apropos of our times they’ve found a new place where shit comes from.

 

We all know Trump is going to be the Cause Of All The Problems In The World!!!!, but before that drumbeat starts let’s look at the wars Obama has us involved in. Not all the wars in the world, just the ones Mr. Peace Prize has gotten us into.

Afghanistan, the ‘Good War’ we’re ‘fighting’ in as half-assed a way as it’s possible for the American military to act.

Iraq, where he declared victory and, against all sane advice, left it for Iran to take over, we’re back defending Iran’s interests.

Syria, where we’re fighting on the side of the Assad, Iranian puppet who pissed on Obama’s red line, and Tsar Putin I.

Libya, where Obama and Hillary decided we needed more chaos.

The Philippines is unhappy with us and getting friendly with China.

Who we’ll probably be fighting in the South China Sea (so long as they start their war after Obama leaves office) because of Obama’s fecklessness.

Eastern Europe where we’ll be fighting with Russia, we’re allied with them in Syria.

And let’s not forget the Horn of Africa.

We be boned, and it’s all Trump’s fault. That’s what’s going to piss me off the most, being forced to defend Trump. Sonomabatch.

 

This one makes me laugh my ass off but leaves me with a question. Philly, in a virtue-signaling event, raised taxes on soda drastically while claiming it would only be a “few pennies”, For The Children! of course.

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 Last week this purchase came to $6.47. Today it is $9.75.

 

Is that ‘hoist on your own petard‘ or ‘hoist on your own retard‘? Eh, either way it’s hilarious, I can’t wait for the  gang-wars over soda-smuggling turf.

 

Let’s end on three chucklers.

When I found out this was actually the BBC doing this, I laughed even harder. The Real Housewives of Isis. Pretty funny.

 

Duffel Blog, which is like the Onion for the military, has been pretty consistently funny lately. Here, they milsplain US military heraldry.

 

Aviation: A tampon nailed to a pair of yellow wings….

Air Defense Artillery: The crossed cannon represent the field which all Air Defenders wish they had assessed into, namely Artillery. Over the cannon is the hallowed “Finned Dildo,” or as Air Defenders privately refer to it, the “Homewrecker,” which reminds all Air Defenders that they will spend their entire career being sodomized like a particularly sexy fish. Like a Moorish Idol for instance. Mmmm, I could fuck a Moorish Idol all day long….

Logistics Corps: A golden ship’s wheel to represent buggery…

 

 

Very darn funny. Their articles on Mattis have been highlarious.

Hundreds of Marines tasked with training and advising Iraqi Army forces have been medically evacuated from the battlefield this week after being overcome by massive moto-boners.

The medical emergency followed the announcement that retired Marine Gen. James Mattis had been officially nominated for Secretary of Defense.

Cracks me up.

 

And now the funniest damn thing I saw today. Bar non. Funnier even than Marines trying to figure out the order of succession (or, who has to die for Mattis to become POTUS).

On Wednesday, President Obama added another prestigious medal to his Nobel Prize collection when he had Defense Secretary Ash Carter award him with the Department of Defense Medal for Distinguished Public Service.

 

Narcissus was a piker.

It’s really cracking me up watching our fine media betters freaking out over ‘FAKE NEWS!!!!!!’, when what they mean is, “People who do not push the narrative we’ve decided upon.”

Let’s look at some fake news!

Newt says he can think of 20 people more suitable for Sec State than Romney.

I can think of much closer to 100,000,000 who would be more suitable and the best part? They’re not working so they’re tanned, rested and ready!

I wanted Benito Giuliani for AG but Sessions is apparently a decent choice, I’d prefer Newt for Sec State, of course, Bolton would be my dream Sec State, but I’m really just hoping it’s not Romney or someone like him.

 

Trump is not going to prosecute Hillary!

I’m gonna wait until President Trump and AG Sessions says she’s off the hook, until then, all the news about what Trump’s going to do is Fake News!.

 

Fake News? That Obama does not hate America.

When President Obama spoke in Washington about the terrorist attacks in Paris, he was curiously unable to raise much passion. The passion came out only later in Turkey when he started attacking Republicans. Those attacks continued throughout that week, with charges that people who oppose resettling Syrian refugees in America are somehow xenophobic haters who are not in touch with American values.

I wish our fine media betters would pay attention to the screwing Obama is giving us rather than their fevered fantasies about what Trump’s going to do.

But then, if they did that we wouldn’t have President-elect Trump.

 

Mostly peaceful protestor blown up in North Dakota, she says it was the cops throwing grenades, he says cops aren’t using grenades so it was the protestors.

Hmmmm, too bad there wasn’t some way to figure this out.

Authorities are investigating an area near the Backwater Bridge in North Dakota where law enforcement reported hearing an explosion around 3 a.m. on Nov. 21.

According to the North Dakota Highway Patrol, several improvised weapons including small propane tanks rigged as explosives, as well as various slingshots and rocks, were found at the site.

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Oh well, we’ll probably never figure it out.

At least, we won’t if our fine media betters are on the job.

 

 

You know what pisses me off the most about “Science!” in the 21st century? The way it’s so dam unscientific.

Case in point.

The dwarf planet Ceres…

 

So Ceres, an asteroid with a diameter of 590 miles, is now a ‘dwarf planet’ but Pluto, with a diameter more than twice, is not a planet. Ceres is part of an asteroid field that could have been part of a planet while Pluto is all by itself.

Oh well, in another few years, when some “scientist” decides he wants CNN to pay attention, our fine scientific betters will declare the Earth a ‘planetoid’ as only gas giants are planets.

Too bad they’ll still be going on about global worming.

I’m not a conspiracy guy, when someone starts with conspiracy theories my eye glazes over and I start thinking about doughnuts or steak.

mmmmmmmm doughnuts or steak….

But check this out. First, the conspiracy theory dude.

 

It’s short, but oh so conspiracitical so I went to check the original. I’d watch this one with the sound turned off, unless you like listening to smug liars I guess. You only really need to watch the first minute or so to see the deal with cell phone cameras so the only lie is visual apparently. But Clintons gonna lie.

 

 

Look at those phones, not a one is showing what we can see is in front of them.

Why aren’t Hillary! and the flags in any of those shots?

We know it’s possible to video the Golden Cow

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

As for the waving at the end that he’s excited about, I’d say she’s waving at people to the left of the flag that you can see as she walks off, YMMV, but the bit with the phones is really weird.

 

I went looking to see if I could find another rally where she was wearing the same outfit maybe with the color changed (it’s hard, she always wears those ugly yet enormously expensive things) that they used so they could pretend she actually had a rally instead of sleeping in her coffin when I found another video showing the same deal by a guy with a different name and I don’t think he sounds the same.

 

 

The cell-phone cameras are not recording what’s in front of them. WTF? No really, WTFinF?

 

There are two options the way I see it, it’s the Chutzpahest thing that Hillary! has ever done, knowing that her minitrue toadies won’t notice. Either because she couldn’t make it to a rally or some Clinton operation to try to tar her opponents as conspiracy theorists ala “Oh, so you probably think she helped Arkansas state police kill Bill’s hookers?” (I have to admit, I’m beginning to wonder if they actually did kill some of the women he raped) or…..

 

Or….. what if she is a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! and she made VAMPIRE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!! and so THEY CAN’T BE PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!!! without applying make-up and a wig and other what-nots.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

Hillaryously hillaryous and oh so endy.

 

Via Larwyn’s Linx at Doug Ross.

I just can’t figure out a title, just like yesterday. I might be the only person who gets a laugh out of my headlines, but I usually do get that laugh.

Oh well, let’s tube.

Will Syria become a battleground between Turkey and the Kurds?

Turkish troops and special forces, backed by allied Syrian rebel groups,launched on August 24 the Euphrates Shield operation to liberate the strategic Syrian city of Jarablus on the border with Turkey from ISIS. Turkey’s president later vowed to press ahead with the military offensive until ISIS and Syrian Kurdish militias no longer posed a security threat to Turkey.

The Kurds tried to make nicey with the Turks, but as the Armenians discovered, the Turks aren’t all that into diversity.

Stories coming out of Syria are all confused as to who’s who. I’ll provide a helpful guide. It stopped being about anybody but jihadis long ago. Except for the murderous Syrian dictator’s forces, they align with whoever they think can help them today.

The only constants are that Iranian-allied terror groups are always for the murderous Syrian dictator and the Saudi-allied terror groups are always against the murderous Syrian dictator. Below that level, it gets murky. If Turkey gets too rambunctious, expect Saudi terror groups to ally with Iranian terror groups (both without involving the murderous dictator) to ally with the Kurds to kick them out. If/when they succeed, they’ll go back to killing each other. It’s a witch’s dog’s breakfast brew of murderous fanatics.

 

The murderous Syrian dictator does have a plan now that his financiers have a new ally.

The Syrian government has ramped up its efforts to teach the Russian language to secondary school students, nearly a year after Moscow started airstrikes on behalf of the Bashar al-Assad regime.

More of that Obama/Clinton smirt duhplomacy.

 

So having a black Little Orphan Annie and wymyn Ghostbusters is Awesome!!! but you’d better cast previous non-white roles as their ethnicity!!!!!!

Disney is supposedly making a live-action Mulan (before a live-action Futurama, TANJ)

“to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan.” The lead instigator, Michigan children’s librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of “whitewashing” — that is, employing “white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color.”

This is pretty funny.

…Korean-American Daniel Dae Kim to play the villainous role of Shan Yu … Japanese-American George Takei to play the Chinese Emperor and another Korean American, Margaret Cho, to play the Chinese matchmaker.

That’s like casting an Italian to play Erik the Red cuz they’re both Europeans. Although I’m pretty sure casting Margaret Cho as anything is a movie-killer.

Let’s go to the Dem Perfidy section of the post. The only hard part about doing that is deciding how many stories to actually post. It’s like a hydra-headed thing, as soon as you post one, two more spring up.

Remember when the GOP was going to PUNISH THE DEMS FOR THEIR TOTALLY ILLEGAL SIT-IN OVER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!?

So how’s that going?

A memo from minority leader Nancy Pelosi’s office calling for a “gun violence prevention day of action” today includes a long itinerary of scripted actions to be taken by Democrat representatives under orders from the 76-year-old gun control zealot. The actions called for are tightly controlled, right down the the tweets the powerful California Democrat wants the staff of representatives to use on social media on her orders

 

And since it’s Dems going after guns, you know there’s jaw-dropping dishonesty involved.

272 mass shootings this year. When will @SpeakerRyan give us a vote? #NoFlyNoBuy  #CloseTheLoophole #GunVote
You would think you might have noticed there being more than one Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook or Pulse Night Club every single day this year

You would think that only if you didn’t just accept that Dem gun-grabbers gonna lie like a Clinton caught with his dick in the cookie jar.

Obama campaigning for Hillary! in his own inimitable way.  I love the URL, barack-obama-reagan-fan/

It’s not that long and it’s an interesting look into how the Dems just crap on their constituents even in something as simple as a campaign event and yet, they still don’t complain.

I have to quote this bit

 be told that they could not bring water with them to witness the president speak on behalf of the indisposed Democratic presidential nominee.

Okay, that’s funny. Don’t they know what happens when you dehydrate?

 

And that, folks, is why we will never see peak irony.

 

Dem Congresscritter Uses Gov’t To Shut Up Enemies!

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D., R.I.) urged the Department of Justice to prosecute conservative groups that were targeted by the IRS, according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

You can file that under News We All Knew.

The reason it may have taken the IRS fourteen months to turn my IRS files over to Judicial Watch is that they state a United States senator from Oregon was involved. At the time both senators from Oregon were Democrats. But only one, Ron Wyden,

It’s what they do, act like fascists as they’re screeching about the latest Emmanuel Goldstein Being Hitler!!!!! Or Worse!!!!!!

Speaking of which, yesterday I made fun of the GOP’s Failure Theater in IMPEACHING KOSKINEN!!!!!!!, little did I know the fish wasn’t just stinky, it wasn’t even fish! It was just a handful of shit covered in nuoc mam.

But GOP leaders are cool to the impeachment push, which stands little chance of succeeding. Some Republicans argue that an impeachment vote two months before elections risked irritating voters,

How out of touch do you have to be to think that attacking the IRS will irritate voters?  No really, that’s like a prosecutor saying he can’t go after organized crime before an election or he’ll irritate voters.

Jebus.

So who else has noticed that all those hearings are OUTRAGE!!!! Theater and that even if they actually try to accomplish something, there’s nobody to enforce their will?

The IT specialist who ran Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server ignored a subpoena to testify before Congress Tuesday, leaving GOP lawmakers fuming and threatening retribution. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha snort….no, I’m fi….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa thud

 

What happened? Oh…. Where was I?

Two other witnesses linked to Clinton’s e-mail server invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and repeatedly refused to answer questions.

There will be no repercussions. Oh, the GOP will shout about it, but they won’t actually do anything and if they do try to do anything, the Dept. of “Justice” certainly won’t be any help, the Justice League of America would be more help. They’re at least entertaining.

 

Yesterday I linked the post comparing this election to Flight 93. Since it was pretty down on both candidates, the push-back was pretty strong and from all over the place.

Some also complained about the aptness of the analogy:

That’s funny, I praised the aptness of the analogy, and I love analogy. I like analogy the way a Clinton loves lying.

This shows the author is really paying attention.

First is the objection to anonymity and specifically to the pseudonym. Anonymity supposedly proves that I am a coward, while the use of “Decius” shows that I am a hypocrite. What am I risking?  I freely admit that, unlike the real Decius, I don’t expect to die. But I do have something to lose, and may well yet lose it.

If you come to the attention of the intertuby left, they’ll do everything they can to destroy your life. Hell, that article is way worse than a stupid shirt.

Read the whole thing, it’s a good read.

Yesterday a guy tried run over 3 Phoenix cops

Similar things are going on in Chicago where Clintonista extraordinaire, Rahm, is busy turning it into what Hillary! wants to do with America.

In other news, an SUV was observed on the southside (006?) driving through the alley behind the station with a M/1 passenger taking video of personal cars parked in the police lot. The SUV’s plate comes back to a rental at one of the airports, so it appears to be another escalation in the directed harassment, intimidation and targeting of officers.

So yesterday they posted this,

An officer’s personal vehicle was torched the other night near 67th and Kostner. Written on the back of the car in marker was “Fuck the Police.”

People are now targeting off-duty cops. The Dems and their BLM front group are doing their best to turn America into some third-world, banana-republic shithole where only the rich and connected are safe in their persons.

Sure, let’s elect Hillary! to save the country!!!!!!!  For criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nough of that. Let’s watch a Science! fight that I didn’t realize was happening.

I was looking for a link about how there’s no brontosaurus anymore when I found a bunch of links with this.

Paleontologists have spent the last century insisting that the species and its name (Latin for “thunder lizard”) are invalid… Nevertheless, from comic books to high literature to the Flintstones, the name brontosaurus has invaded popular culture and refuses to die.
…A team of paleontologists l…., they say they found that Brontosaurus really is in its own group. Its fossils share distinct, incomparable bone features—enough for it to reclaim its iconic genus name.

So the science isn’t settled.

Now we just need to get Pluto back into planethood and at least something would be right with the world.

 

I hate the Eagles only slightly less than the I hate the Cowboys, but I never realized exactly how correct I was to do so.

I saw a link to a story about how (Screw The)NFL teams got their nicknames, it was all over place so I finally clicked it. They’re mostly uninteresting except for this.

In 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the bankrupt Frankford Yellowjackets. The new owners renamed the team the Eagles in honor of the symbol of the National Recovery Act, which was part of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Sonomobatch, so they’re named after one of the most destructive forces not named “Carter” or “Obama” ever inflicted on this nation.

 

Last and totally, hilariously, not least: It begins!

Now, it is my understanding that is(sic, and not my sic! V) she were to be incapacitated, or if she were too ill to continue, or if, God forbid, she should pass away, then the Democratic National Committee would hold a meeting to fill that vacancy. And I don’t think it would be Joe Biden. I don’t think it would be Tim Kaine. I’m fairly confident she would be replaced by Michelle Obama.

Is that a “Heh” or an “Oh shit?!?!??!”?

It’s both! You don’t get the funny without the endy.

Important, someone else notices things! UPdate!!!!!! just below the picture of the Potus Of The Damned!!!!!!!!

Does anybody believe she has pneumonia? I know I don’t. But then, just because every other time I’ve noticed Clinton lies long before our fine media betters will acknowledge it, that doesn’t mean she lying this time.

Except her lips were moving.

Check and mate.

The other reason I know it’s not pneumonia is because I know what it really was; too much sunlight or too many crosses.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

We’re lucky she didn’t burst into flames.

For some values of “lucky” I guess.
Important UPdate!!!!!!!! Am I become a twittererer now that people are leaving twitter? Always behind the tech curve. I miss windows 95 and netscape navigator.

But the point

Her newborn granddaughter is at Chelsea’s house, so that’s the first place you’d expect her to go with a contagious disease.

Now, back to our post already in progress!

Oh shit, are we boned.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Friday any provocative actions by North Korea would have “serious consequences” after the reclusive North confirmed it had conducted its fifth nuclear test.

The only people who actually face CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!! from Obama are people who are insufficiently suckophantic toward him, like me and our military.

I’m not sure what he’s planning, but I’d say either the Army folks stationed in S. Korea are boned or I am. Not sure which way to root on that one.

I don’t think he’s planning on sending the NOAA or EPA swat teams out after me just yet while they’re facing a guy who couldn’t care less if they live or die, and Kim Jong KG too!

 

Itshay,

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I didn’t see this yesterday,

The National Anthem protests in the NFL continued on Sunday, as four members of the Miami Dolphins and one member of the Kansas City Chiefs conducted demonstrations during pregame ceremonies.

The Dolphins knelt and the Chief raised a fist.

The NFL had better stomp on this political shit quick or they’re going to piss off many of the people who love football. We don’t want politics, we want football!

Kate Upton Agrees!

Supermodel Kate Upton has condemned the four Miami Dolphins players who knelt during the national anthem, writing on Instagram that their actions are “a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country.”

upton flag

ESPN went full soap opera then went full SJW and racist (Hey Bomani!), and lost lots of viewers. The NFL is treading on dangerous ground.

 

The people who think they’re Elite are busily shitting on the rest of us and we’re noticing it.

Related

High Praise!!! To Harvey At IMAO for finding this link about the origin of Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Yankee Doodle” was originally created by the British to ridicule Americans…

The “macaroni” in question does not, however, refer to the food, but rather to a fashion trend that began in the 1760s among aristocratic British men….

To be “macaroni” was to be sophisticated, upper class, and worldly.

a doodle—a simpleton—thinks that he can be macaroni—fashionable—simply by sticking a feather in his cap. In other words, he is out of touch with high society.

You see, we lowbrow Americans just weren’t sophisticated enough to understand how elite they were but they just knew that we wanted to be like the but fell short when we tried to ape our betters.

Just like today!

The people who hope to keep their thumb on us are always calling us names and basically telling us to shut up and do what we’re told.

So how do we handle stuff like that.

and that American soldiers reclaimed it during the Revolutionary War

Do tell.

go-trump-yourself

 

They’ll never understand us while understanding them is about as hard as opening a jar of pre-opened pickles.

SJW Fight!!!!!!

Orville Redenbacher Approved!   orville

 

 

Fucking tweakers.

walking into a funeral and trying to remove a body from a casket….

Police say Frierson smelled of alcohol and had a small glass pipe with her.

Crystal meth is one bad freaking drug. Most drugs just make the users useless, they cause crime because the users need to steal to get more drugs or because the sale is so lucrative, but crystal meth makes the users freaking insane, annoying, aggressive assholes.

 

 

We mentioned a certain woman above so you know what that means! Pics of Hillary! collapsing below the fold!

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