Archive for the ‘It’s Science!’ Category

Above the Post As I’m Writing It Update!!!!!!!!!!!

This actually pissed me off. As I got reading, I read this

They quickly add that they want to undertake no such action

and realized they’re not actually going to do anything, they’re attempting to ‘reason’ with leftists. In other words, GOP Failure Theater.

So while it’s funny, it’s just as useful as all the hearings about lies by Obama they keep having in the House and Senate, in other words, not useful at all. So read on and realize that as you get near the end, I’ve been thoroughly disillusioned. Sigh. It sucks when the GOP lives down to my expectations.

 

Lefty deals would have no result if not for unintended consequences.

This one’s pretty darn funny.

The New York Attorney General and Rhode Island Senator who helped to launch the prosecution of dissent on climate change may not like where their project is headed. Thirteen state Attorneys General have sent a letter pointing out that if minimizing the risks of climate change can be prosecuted as “fraud,” then so can statements overstating the dangers of climate change….

 

Another case of hoist on your own retard. That always makes me laugh.

I will say that the GOP AsG are not really paying attention. They write this: (the “we” is the GOP AsG)

“We think this effort by our colleagues to police the global warming debate through the power of the subpoena is a grave mistake,” says the letter. “Using law enforcement authority to resolve a public policy debate undermines the trust invested in our offices and threatens free speech.”

Yeah see, that’s the whole point. If you assume that every leftist push (putsch?) is an attempt to restrict Constitutional freedoms, you would be right a lot more than wrong (as in, always right and never wrong)

 

 

I NY edition.

The NYS Ass embly and Senate each have the same bill that’s going to Save Us All!!!!!

Enacts the New York State climate and community protection act; relates to climate change; renewable energy program; labor and job standards and worker protection.

 

It’s going to be the most wonderful Climate Change!!!! Renewable energy!!!!! Labor and Job Standards!!!!! And Worker Protection!!!!! legislation ever!!!!

How will it work?

must reduce their greenhouse gas emissions by at least 80% below 1990 levels by 2050

In other words, close all factories, office buildings, get rid of all cars and most importantly, get rid of all breathing insects, birds, lizards and mammals, including of course, us. At least they faced reality enough to accept that they can’t get rid of all insects, mammals (like bunny rabbits and rats) and lizards so they’re allowing for that 20%.

So how will that help workers? Why, by 2050 everybody has to leave NY so worker satisfaction will be 100%!!!

They’ll teach reality to be all mean and stuff.

So, you still think my windmill powered airplanes are more stupider than anything else these anti-science fools can think up?

 

NYC is committing a hate-crime by asking gender, but at least they give you 31 different responses.

 

I have to admit, even at my most ridiculous, I can’t even come up with 10. The Daily Caller had to check with some colleges (not Berkeley for some reason) to see the definitions. You have to love this one.

Someone who identifies as “genderqueer,” for example, is a “person whose gender identity is neither man nor woman, is between or beyond genders, or is some combination of genders.”

So when I tell them to go fuck themselves, they can!

Not sure what to say about this one

Similarly, someone who is “gender fluid” is a person “whose gender identification and presentation shifts, whether within or outside of societal, gender-based expectations.”

Seriously? You can’t pin down your gender?
This one’s my favorite, if you’re going to be inclusive, be fucking inclusive.

If someone is “pangender,” their “gender identity is comprised of all or many gender expressions.”

The all of the above gender.

How doomed can one civilization be?

I’ve been looking for two (2) investors but I haven’t had much luck so I’ll try here.

 

I am going to file a provisional patent, that costs $75, and I need someone with $25 who knows how to write up a deal to get a gov’t grant.  The other one needs to have access to $25. If the cost of the provisional application went up, I might need more investors. I can write up the application.

My idea is a solar/battery/windmill powered airplane.

You use the battery to take off, once you get above the clouds the solar panels will recharge the battery.
You put the windmills on the trailing edge of the wings with a larger one behind the tail assembly.

Think of it, you’re moving anyway, this way you can recycle the movement of air. Free energy!
It’s so brilliant that I can’t believe nobody else ever thought of it.

I figure we could get anywhere from $100,000 to hundreds of $millions in stimulizing money.

We make prototypes using Mosquitoes (plywood planes!!! anything technologically backwards is good for the environment!) and P-51s, because they fly high enough to ensure they’re above any clouds. The P-51 can have drop-batteries like drop tanks.

We make them with the original engines, take out the guns and put in batteries and wind-turbines
Naturally, we need the regular engines in case the windmills and batteries aren’t enough.

We could sell a few to Johnny Depp, Sir Paul McCartney, probably a few more. Hell, John Travolta will probably buy a fleet.

Then, after it becomes obvious the whole idea is idiotic, we go bankrupt and we have a couple Mosquitos and P-51 Mustangs.

We just have rip out the batteries, solar panels and the turbines to make them useful and fun.

Let me know in the comments if you’re in.

Okay, I’ve been watching our fascist left going after people who believe in the scientific method (where, when predictions are proven false the hypothesis is fixed instead of the data) but I had missed one important bit.

Today, U.S. Magistrate Judge Thomas Coffin of the federal District Court in Eugene, OR, decided in favor of 21 young Plaintiffs, and Dr. James Hansen (emphasis me V) on behalf of future generations, in their landmark constitutional climate change case brought against the federal government and the fossil fuel industry.

 

Yes, Dr. James Hansen,NASA bigwig and global warmmonger extraordinaire, who’s been pushing his lies for years is claiming the gov’t isn’t warning people about the phenomenon he lies about (I’ve only linked three, do a search for “Hansen global lies” and be amazed, astounded and astonished) is using 22, young, gullible fools to push his lies.

Which lies ‘surprisingly’ seem to be designed to make him money. (just like Al Gore!!!!)

Remember folks, green science is neither.

Harvey at IMAO (one of FrnakJ’s calmer personalities) links this bit of highlarity about how Scientists! can now predict Crimes!!!!!!!!

Harvey, not a fan of illegal immigration, says,

My prediction: the violent criminal aliens gutless liberals protect in sanctuary cities.

Yeah, but I’d say he’s missing the point.

These people are trying to get a computer to do the profiling people are not allowed to do (unless they’re profiling white men as future slave owners).

They’ve made a computer program that looks at prior felonious behavior (wife-beating in this case to keep the SJWs away), but it could, I’d assume, be almost as good as me at predicting that people who commit crimes are likely to commit crimes (and/or terrorism and/or corruptionism) again.

That’s not Science!!! folks, it’s common fucking sense.

Which is about as common as a politician who gives shit one about America.

Important Dog-Related, Update Below!!!!!

Quoth Ace:

Climate Models Botch Another Prediction:…

Yeah, it’s funny how often things work out that way.

A real “Balls Lick Dog” story would be if one of their predictions actually came true.

I mean, True-true, not NASA-true.

 

Important, Dog-Related Update Here!

Hillary, in an attempt to ‘humanize’ herself pretends to be a dog.

 

Do you think she’s unclear on what species we are or is senility setting in?

This is ts the Washington Free Beacon Section

Whose side is Obama on? That’s an easy one, who hates America the most in that region.

President Obama and his administration continue to support the global Islamist militant group known the Muslim Brotherhood.

If only we could get Israel to start some anti-American rhetoric, maybe behead a few journalists then Obama might be on their side.

 

I know which side I’m on in China V Freedom, I wish I didn’t know which side Obama is on.

Original participants in China’s pro-democracy movement in 1989 are back in prison on the 26th anniversary of the government’s brutal suppression of those protests,

Anniversaries always get me in trouble too, but usually I just get the silent treatment and don’t get laid because I forget them, I’ve almost never been killed over one and I’ve only been imprisoned once (long story)

 

I’m not sure whose side I’m on in this one.

Al Qaeda and other Islamist terrorists pose a “high” threat of attacking the upcoming G-7 summit meeting in Germany,

That’s a poser.

 

Once again, I know whose side I’m on, it’s just hard to figure out how to do anything for the poor kid whose stuck in this utterly ludicrous yet utterly horrible (funny and endy!) situation.

‘Complicated’: The transsexual partner of a former lesbian lover of a nine-year-old’s natural mother has been refused access to see the girl after a judge found that her life was complicated enough
The couple – known as Rachel and Helen – split up when she was three. Rachel, who was Alice’s natural mother, was sectioned with schizophrenia and Helen entered a relationship with Matthew, the man who has brought the case.

When he met Helen he was a woman having treatment to live as a man.

 

Jebus. That poor little girl has absolutely no chance at any sort of normal life.

 

I’m on (Used to be) Great Britain’s side, but then, I always root for the underdog. The 600 year history of the Royal Mail is coming to an end.

The UK government is to sell its remaining 30 percent stake in Royal Mail

Sure it’ll still be there, but it will not be owned by the government. How messed up is it that a socialist country is selling its stuff to private enterprise?

So socialism leads to libertarianism? That’s pretty darn funny.

This bit makes me laugh a little more.

The UK offloaded a 60 percent stake in Royal Mail in 2013, but attracted criticism for selling it too cheaply when shares soared following the sale.

Let me get this straight, a company run by a gov’t agency who cares not for profitability(it’s not their money) is sold to a private enterprise whose goal is to make money and the stock prices go up? The deuce you say!

 

As always, I’m on the side of science against Science!

In a major blow to environmental activists, the Obama administration said Thursday that the controversial drilling technique known as fracking has not caused any widespread impacts on drinking water,

Not that this will matter, notice they link the Wash Times. I’m gonna go out on a limb and bet that The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. do not give this much coverage. They are in the affirmation business, not the information business after all.

 

As always, I’m on the side of freedom against the current, Chicago-machine-politics ruling our nation.

In March of this year, the Obama administration removed the White House from FOIA requests. Also in March, a note on a FOIA request that wasn’t blacked out said, “We (agency workers) live in constant fear of upsetting the WH [White House].”

The agencies have a history of perverting the process in favor of leftists. In 2013, the federal government granted waivers on FOIA requests for greenies but not conservatives. Green groups received information for free 92% of the time while equivalent Conservative groups are not granted fee waivers 93% of the time.

Sonomabatch.

That also illustrates why I’m on Sharyl Attkisson’s side, she’s just about the only journalist in America.

 

The real poser of the day:

Nannarch nannarchor  Grannarch?Trailer Park Grandma Hillary

 

Paco helped me come up with that one.