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I’m not a conspiracy guy, when someone starts with conspiracy theories my eye glazes over and I start thinking about doughnuts or steak.

mmmmmmmm doughnuts or steak….

But check this out. First, the conspiracy theory dude.


It’s short, but oh so conspiracitical so I went to check the original. I’d watch this one with the sound turned off, unless you like listening to smug liars I guess. You only really need to watch the first minute or so to see the deal with cell phone cameras so the only lie is visual apparently. But Clintons gonna lie.



Look at those phones, not a one is showing what we can see is in front of them.

Why aren’t Hillary! and the flags in any of those shots?

We know it’s possible to video the Golden Cow

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

Against the 2nd Amendment and the 2nd Commandment!

As for the waving at the end that he’s excited about, I’d say she’s waving at people to the left of the flag that you can see as she walks off, YMMV, but the bit with the phones is really weird.


I went looking to see if I could find another rally where she was wearing the same outfit maybe with the color changed (it’s hard, she always wears those ugly yet enormously expensive things) that they used so they could pretend she actually had a rally instead of sleeping in her coffin when I found another video showing the same deal by a guy with a different name and I don’t think he sounds the same.



The cell-phone cameras are not recording what’s in front of them. WTF? No really, WTFinF?


There are two options the way I see it, it’s the Chutzpahest thing that Hillary! has ever done, knowing that her minitrue toadies won’t notice. Either because she couldn’t make it to a rally or some Clinton operation to try to tar her opponents as conspiracy theorists ala “Oh, so you probably think she helped Arkansas state police kill Bill’s hookers?” (I have to admit, I’m beginning to wonder if they actually did kill some of the women he raped) or…..


Or….. what if she is a VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! and she made VAMPIRE FLAGS!!!!!!!!!!!! and so THEY CAN’T BE PHOTOGRAPHED!!!!!! without applying make-up and a wig and other what-nots.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

Hillaryously hillaryous and oh so endy.


Via Larwyn’s Linx at Doug Ross.

I just can’t figure out a title, just like yesterday. I might be the only person who gets a laugh out of my headlines, but I usually do get that laugh.

Oh well, let’s tube.

Will Syria become a battleground between Turkey and the Kurds?

Turkish troops and special forces, backed by allied Syrian rebel groups,launched on August 24 the Euphrates Shield operation to liberate the strategic Syrian city of Jarablus on the border with Turkey from ISIS. Turkey’s president later vowed to press ahead with the military offensive until ISIS and Syrian Kurdish militias no longer posed a security threat to Turkey.

The Kurds tried to make nicey with the Turks, but as the Armenians discovered, the Turks aren’t all that into diversity.

Stories coming out of Syria are all confused as to who’s who. I’ll provide a helpful guide. It stopped being about anybody but jihadis long ago. Except for the murderous Syrian dictator’s forces, they align with whoever they think can help them today.

The only constants are that Iranian-allied terror groups are always for the murderous Syrian dictator and the Saudi-allied terror groups are always against the murderous Syrian dictator. Below that level, it gets murky. If Turkey gets too rambunctious, expect Saudi terror groups to ally with Iranian terror groups (both without involving the murderous dictator) to ally with the Kurds to kick them out. If/when they succeed, they’ll go back to killing each other. It’s a witch’s dog’s breakfast brew of murderous fanatics.


The murderous Syrian dictator does have a plan now that his financiers have a new ally.

The Syrian government has ramped up its efforts to teach the Russian language to secondary school students, nearly a year after Moscow started airstrikes on behalf of the Bashar al-Assad regime.

More of that Obama/Clinton smirt duhplomacy.


So having a black Little Orphan Annie and wymyn Ghostbusters is Awesome!!! but you’d better cast previous non-white roles as their ethnicity!!!!!!

Disney is supposedly making a live-action Mulan (before a live-action Futurama, TANJ)

“to tell Disney that we demand to see them cast an Asian Mulan.” The lead instigator, Michigan children’s librarian Natalie Molnar, vented against the practice of “whitewashing” — that is, employing “white Caucasian actors and actresses in roles originally meant to be characters of color.”

This is pretty funny.

…Korean-American Daniel Dae Kim to play the villainous role of Shan Yu … Japanese-American George Takei to play the Chinese Emperor and another Korean American, Margaret Cho, to play the Chinese matchmaker.

That’s like casting an Italian to play Erik the Red cuz they’re both Europeans. Although I’m pretty sure casting Margaret Cho as anything is a movie-killer.

Let’s go to the Dem Perfidy section of the post. The only hard part about doing that is deciding how many stories to actually post. It’s like a hydra-headed thing, as soon as you post one, two more spring up.

Remember when the GOP was going to PUNISH THE DEMS FOR THEIR TOTALLY ILLEGAL SIT-IN OVER GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!?

So how’s that going?

A memo from minority leader Nancy Pelosi’s office calling for a “gun violence prevention day of action” today includes a long itinerary of scripted actions to be taken by Democrat representatives under orders from the 76-year-old gun control zealot. The actions called for are tightly controlled, right down the the tweets the powerful California Democrat wants the staff of representatives to use on social media on her orders


And since it’s Dems going after guns, you know there’s jaw-dropping dishonesty involved.

272 mass shootings this year. When will @SpeakerRyan give us a vote? #NoFlyNoBuy  #CloseTheLoophole #GunVote
You would think you might have noticed there being more than one Columbine, Virginia Tech, Sandy Hook or Pulse Night Club every single day this year

You would think that only if you didn’t just accept that Dem gun-grabbers gonna lie like a Clinton caught with his dick in the cookie jar.

Obama campaigning for Hillary! in his own inimitable way.  I love the URL, barack-obama-reagan-fan/

It’s not that long and it’s an interesting look into how the Dems just crap on their constituents even in something as simple as a campaign event and yet, they still don’t complain.

I have to quote this bit

 be told that they could not bring water with them to witness the president speak on behalf of the indisposed Democratic presidential nominee.

Okay, that’s funny. Don’t they know what happens when you dehydrate?


And that, folks, is why we will never see peak irony.


Dem Congresscritter Uses Gov’t To Shut Up Enemies!

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D., R.I.) urged the Department of Justice to prosecute conservative groups that were targeted by the IRS, according to documents obtained by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

You can file that under News We All Knew.

The reason it may have taken the IRS fourteen months to turn my IRS files over to Judicial Watch is that they state a United States senator from Oregon was involved. At the time both senators from Oregon were Democrats. But only one, Ron Wyden,

It’s what they do, act like fascists as they’re screeching about the latest Emmanuel Goldstein Being Hitler!!!!! Or Worse!!!!!!

Speaking of which, yesterday I made fun of the GOP’s Failure Theater in IMPEACHING KOSKINEN!!!!!!!, little did I know the fish wasn’t just stinky, it wasn’t even fish! It was just a handful of shit covered in nuoc mam.

But GOP leaders are cool to the impeachment push, which stands little chance of succeeding. Some Republicans argue that an impeachment vote two months before elections risked irritating voters,

How out of touch do you have to be to think that attacking the IRS will irritate voters?  No really, that’s like a prosecutor saying he can’t go after organized crime before an election or he’ll irritate voters.


So who else has noticed that all those hearings are OUTRAGE!!!! Theater and that even if they actually try to accomplish something, there’s nobody to enforce their will?

The IT specialist who ran Hillary Clinton’s private e-mail server ignored a subpoena to testify before Congress Tuesday, leaving GOP lawmakers fuming and threatening retribution. (hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha snort….no, I’m fi….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa thud


What happened? Oh…. Where was I?

Two other witnesses linked to Clinton’s e-mail server invoked their Fifth Amendment rights and repeatedly refused to answer questions.

There will be no repercussions. Oh, the GOP will shout about it, but they won’t actually do anything and if they do try to do anything, the Dept. of “Justice” certainly won’t be any help, the Justice League of America would be more help. They’re at least entertaining.


Yesterday I linked the post comparing this election to Flight 93. Since it was pretty down on both candidates, the push-back was pretty strong and from all over the place.

Some also complained about the aptness of the analogy:

That’s funny, I praised the aptness of the analogy, and I love analogy. I like analogy the way a Clinton loves lying.

This shows the author is really paying attention.

First is the objection to anonymity and specifically to the pseudonym. Anonymity supposedly proves that I am a coward, while the use of “Decius” shows that I am a hypocrite. What am I risking?  I freely admit that, unlike the real Decius, I don’t expect to die. But I do have something to lose, and may well yet lose it.

If you come to the attention of the intertuby left, they’ll do everything they can to destroy your life. Hell, that article is way worse than a stupid shirt.

Read the whole thing, it’s a good read.

Yesterday a guy tried run over 3 Phoenix cops

Similar things are going on in Chicago where Clintonista extraordinaire, Rahm, is busy turning it into what Hillary! wants to do with America.

In other news, an SUV was observed on the southside (006?) driving through the alley behind the station with a M/1 passenger taking video of personal cars parked in the police lot. The SUV’s plate comes back to a rental at one of the airports, so it appears to be another escalation in the directed harassment, intimidation and targeting of officers.

So yesterday they posted this,

An officer’s personal vehicle was torched the other night near 67th and Kostner. Written on the back of the car in marker was “Fuck the Police.”

People are now targeting off-duty cops. The Dems and their BLM front group are doing their best to turn America into some third-world, banana-republic shithole where only the rich and connected are safe in their persons.

Sure, let’s elect Hillary! to save the country!!!!!!!  For criminals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nough of that. Let’s watch a Science! fight that I didn’t realize was happening.

I was looking for a link about how there’s no brontosaurus anymore when I found a bunch of links with this.

Paleontologists have spent the last century insisting that the species and its name (Latin for “thunder lizard”) are invalid… Nevertheless, from comic books to high literature to the Flintstones, the name brontosaurus has invaded popular culture and refuses to die.
…A team of paleontologists l…., they say they found that Brontosaurus really is in its own group. Its fossils share distinct, incomparable bone features—enough for it to reclaim its iconic genus name.

So the science isn’t settled.

Now we just need to get Pluto back into planethood and at least something would be right with the world.


I hate the Eagles only slightly less than the I hate the Cowboys, but I never realized exactly how correct I was to do so.

I saw a link to a story about how (Screw The)NFL teams got their nicknames, it was all over place so I finally clicked it. They’re mostly uninteresting except for this.

In 1933, Bert Bell and Lud Wray purchased the bankrupt Frankford Yellowjackets. The new owners renamed the team the Eagles in honor of the symbol of the National Recovery Act, which was part of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

Sonomobatch, so they’re named after one of the most destructive forces not named “Carter” or “Obama” ever inflicted on this nation.


Last and totally, hilariously, not least: It begins!

Now, it is my understanding that is(sic, and not my sic! V) she were to be incapacitated, or if she were too ill to continue, or if, God forbid, she should pass away, then the Democratic National Committee would hold a meeting to fill that vacancy. And I don’t think it would be Joe Biden. I don’t think it would be Tim Kaine. I’m fairly confident she would be replaced by Michelle Obama.

Is that a “Heh” or an “Oh shit?!?!??!”?

It’s both! You don’t get the funny without the endy.

Important, someone else notices things! UPdate!!!!!! just below the picture of the Potus Of The Damned!!!!!!!!

Does anybody believe she has pneumonia? I know I don’t. But then, just because every other time I’ve noticed Clinton lies long before our fine media betters will acknowledge it, that doesn’t mean she lying this time.

Except her lips were moving.

Check and mate.

The other reason I know it’s not pneumonia is because I know what it really was; too much sunlight or too many crosses.

POTUS Of The Damned!

POTUS Of The Damned!

We’re lucky she didn’t burst into flames.

For some values of “lucky” I guess.
Important UPdate!!!!!!!! Am I become a twittererer now that people are leaving twitter? Always behind the tech curve. I miss windows 95 and netscape navigator.

But the point

Her newborn granddaughter is at Chelsea’s house, so that’s the first place you’d expect her to go with a contagious disease.

Now, back to our post already in progress!

Oh shit, are we boned.

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Friday any provocative actions by North Korea would have “serious consequences” after the reclusive North confirmed it had conducted its fifth nuclear test.

The only people who actually face CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!! from Obama are people who are insufficiently suckophantic toward him, like me and our military.

I’m not sure what he’s planning, but I’d say either the Army folks stationed in S. Korea are boned or I am. Not sure which way to root on that one.

I don’t think he’s planning on sending the NOAA or EPA swat teams out after me just yet while they’re facing a guy who couldn’t care less if they live or die, and Kim Jong KG too!



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I didn’t see this yesterday,

The National Anthem protests in the NFL continued on Sunday, as four members of the Miami Dolphins and one member of the Kansas City Chiefs conducted demonstrations during pregame ceremonies.

The Dolphins knelt and the Chief raised a fist.

The NFL had better stomp on this political shit quick or they’re going to piss off many of the people who love football. We don’t want politics, we want football!

Kate Upton Agrees!

Supermodel Kate Upton has condemned the four Miami Dolphins players who knelt during the national anthem, writing on Instagram that their actions are “a disgrace to those people who have served and currently serve our country.”

upton flag

ESPN went full soap opera then went full SJW and racist (Hey Bomani!), and lost lots of viewers. The NFL is treading on dangerous ground.


The people who think they’re Elite are busily shitting on the rest of us and we’re noticing it.


High Praise!!! To Harvey At IMAO for finding this link about the origin of Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Yankee Doodle” was originally created by the British to ridicule Americans…

The “macaroni” in question does not, however, refer to the food, but rather to a fashion trend that began in the 1760s among aristocratic British men….

To be “macaroni” was to be sophisticated, upper class, and worldly.

a doodle—a simpleton—thinks that he can be macaroni—fashionable—simply by sticking a feather in his cap. In other words, he is out of touch with high society.

You see, we lowbrow Americans just weren’t sophisticated enough to understand how elite they were but they just knew that we wanted to be like the but fell short when we tried to ape our betters.

Just like today!

The people who hope to keep their thumb on us are always calling us names and basically telling us to shut up and do what we’re told.

So how do we handle stuff like that.

and that American soldiers reclaimed it during the Revolutionary War

Do tell.



They’ll never understand us while understanding them is about as hard as opening a jar of pre-opened pickles.

SJW Fight!!!!!!

Orville Redenbacher Approved!   orville



Fucking tweakers.

walking into a funeral and trying to remove a body from a casket….

Police say Frierson smelled of alcohol and had a small glass pipe with her.

Crystal meth is one bad freaking drug. Most drugs just make the users useless, they cause crime because the users need to steal to get more drugs or because the sale is so lucrative, but crystal meth makes the users freaking insane, annoying, aggressive assholes.



We mentioned a certain woman above so you know what that means! Pics of Hillary! collapsing below the fold!


Sweet: Global Warmmongers go to the Arctic in August to highlight the lack of ice (August-September being when there is the least ice cuz it’s the end of the warminging of summer) and get stuck in the ice.

Already the expedition is around 4 to 6 weeks behind schedule having been held up in the Laptev Sea by the kind of ice which experts like Cambridge University’s Peter Wadhams – of whom more in a moment – assure us will soon disappear permanently from the Arctic in summer.

Global warmmongers, not just science-proof but irony-proof.


Sour: You have to run a gauntlet of ‘youths’ to drive around Fortress Calais (the end of the Chunnel and a big port in France)

On Wednesday in the early hours masked men wielding sticks felled a tree across the road outside the port. It’s a driver’s worst nightmare to be stationary. Left sitting vulnerable to the migrant hordes, vulnerable to being loaded with a new cargo for trade: humans. 

One of the drivers caught up in the nightmare filmed by the BBC tells me of his ordeal: ‘They all had clubs, baseball bats or lengths of wood – and they meant business. The ringleader told me to wait. In clear English. Five minutes. While he organised his load….

…Before Fortress Calais. You’ve seen pictures of the fences on the news. Been told it is okay. It’s all fine now. Look how high this fence is!

But it’s not okay. The problem has just been moved on a bit. Illegal migrants are everywhere in the darkness

So we have that to look forward to.


Sweet: This story by the Wash Post celebrating…errrr….just totally dispassionately discussing former VA Gov McDonnell (R) and how the “Justice” Dept, after the case was dropped by a reasonable judge, is going to go after him again. Cuz of the “Justice”!

Why is that sweet?  For once, I seriously say read the comments at the Wash Post. Used to be, and usually, commenters at the Wash Post are reliably leftist, those comments are all about the different way they treat an (R) and Hillary! and are not favorable to the “Justice” Dept.

Democrats attacking Republicans.
Democrats covering up for Hillary.

There are a lot like that.


Sour: As we discuss all the terrorists killing Americans in America, let’s recall when the DO”J” pointed out the real enemy of our nation!

There are, in increasingly frightening numbers, cells of angry men in the United States preparing for combat with the U.S. government. They are usually heavily armed, blinded by an intractable hatred, often motivated by religious zeal.

They’re not jihadists. They are white, right-wing Americans, nearly all with an obsessive attachment to guns, who may represent a greater danger to the lives of American civilians than international terrorists.

Anybody who thinks the Constitution is meant to be a check on our gov’t is obviously the real terrorist!


Sweet: This blog by a dude in Canadia who just goes around taking pictures of stuff.

Like this one “Highway 36 south of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan August 20, 2016.”

let er rip

That gets my accelerator foot tingling. You would hear my “Yeeeeeee-haaaaaaa” in Vancouver.


Sour: This poor lady has to deal with Hillary! getting away with leaving her son to die.


Sweet: Civilization!

While GMOs may involve splicing genes from other organisms (such as bacteria) to give plants desired traits – like resistance to pests, selective breeding is a slower process whereby farmers select and grow crops with those traits over time.

From bananas to eggplant, here are some of the foods that looked totally different before humans first started growing them for food.

That’s what I try to tell my family who watch Dr. Oz and think GMO is GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!, we’ve just gotten better at choosing how we want food to look and act. It’s a difference in scale, not kind.


Sweet and Sour:

I dare you to watch this trailer and not tear up.


I don’t tear up easily, but that got me.

Dogs deserve better but they’re stuck with us.


If you search for tenderness
It isn’t hard to find

You can have the love you need to live

hands up i'll shoot

But if you look for truthfulness
You might just as well be blind

i patch
It always seems to be so hard to give

The media is downplaying the “protests” as isolated. It seems they aren’t broadcasting footage of the debris being thrown across Harrison by Sanders/Hillary supporters at Trump fans.

They also aren’t mentioning the hordes running through the UIC parking structure breaking the windows of cars with Trump 2016 stickers.

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

The Daily Mail suggested Mrs Trump may have worked as a part-time escort in New York, and met husband Donald Trump, who is now running for the White House, earlier than previously reported.

The claims were “outright lying”, lawyer Charles Harder said.



I can always find someone
To say they sympathize
If I wear my heart out on my sleeve
But I don’t want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe


Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

For the last two days CNN has been lying about Donald Trump in order to put itself in its favorite gear:

I can find a lover
I can find a friend

mila do dirty things

I can have security
Until the bitter end


Anyone can comfort me
With promises again
I know, I know


When I’m deep inside of me
Don’t be too concerned
I won’t ask for nothin’ while I’m gone

But when I want sincerity
Tell me where else can I turn
Because you’re the only one that I depend on

Honesty is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
Honesty is hardly ever heard
And mostly what I need from you

In this new series, I propose to explore the sequence of errors, large and small, through which the climatological establishment has – until now – gotten away with greatly exaggerating climate sensitivity.



Next in the series, Eli’s coming, (link fixed)





Hide your Cowboys.


A few I  NY (Post) links.

I don’t love this story though.

A courageous 6-year-old boy who fought off a man who tried to rape his mother was stabbed to death by the fiend

He was going to rape mom, outside, in broad daylight as she was walking her kids to school.

Absolutely horrible. I don’t know what they’re going to do to this guy, but since it probably won’t involve starving coyotes it won’t be enough.


A coupla palate washers.

First, I deplore this, I mean, it’s just terrible.

was allegedly attempting to have sex Tuesday with a parked van in Dayton, Ohio,


A van? Seriously? If you’re gonna rape a car, it should be a Miata. Those little teases are asking for it.

Lest you think that some alcohol was involved,

He had also been swinging from a nearby stop sign.

After his tryst, Henson appeared to pass out in a neighbor’s lawn…

A lot of alcohol was involved.


Now this is the funniest global warmmongering thing I’ve read in years. I’d say since 2003-05 when the Goracle predicted the demise of the North Pole that year. 06 or so is when he started saying, “In 5 years!”.

July was actually the hottest month on Earth ever, according to the latest data from NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies,



EVER!!!!! Now what do you have to say you denier?


EVER!!!!!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ummmmm, ever? Really? Ever?

You cannot know that.

At best, all we know for sure is if it was the hottest month since the 80s.

At normal, it’s a blatant lie so I’m sure in the near future we’ll see some ‘corrections’ that will receive absolutely no coverage.


Above the Post As I’m Writing It Update!!!!!!!!!!!

This actually pissed me off. As I got reading, I read this

They quickly add that they want to undertake no such action

and realized they’re not actually going to do anything, they’re attempting to ‘reason’ with leftists. In other words, GOP Failure Theater.

So while it’s funny, it’s just as useful as all the hearings about lies by Obama they keep having in the House and Senate, in other words, not useful at all. So read on and realize that as you get near the end, I’ve been thoroughly disillusioned. Sigh. It sucks when the GOP lives down to my expectations.


Lefty deals would have no result if not for unintended consequences.

This one’s pretty darn funny.

The New York Attorney General and Rhode Island Senator who helped to launch the prosecution of dissent on climate change may not like where their project is headed. Thirteen state Attorneys General have sent a letter pointing out that if minimizing the risks of climate change can be prosecuted as “fraud,” then so can statements overstating the dangers of climate change….


Another case of hoist on your own retard. That always makes me laugh.

I will say that the GOP AsG are not really paying attention. They write this: (the “we” is the GOP AsG)

“We think this effort by our colleagues to police the global warming debate through the power of the subpoena is a grave mistake,” says the letter. “Using law enforcement authority to resolve a public policy debate undermines the trust invested in our offices and threatens free speech.”

Yeah see, that’s the whole point. If you assume that every leftist push (putsch?) is an attempt to restrict Constitutional freedoms, you would be right a lot more than wrong (as in, always right and never wrong)